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@doctorwhoa81328 жыл бұрын
Matthew Santoro doesn't use boobs or "OMG SCARY GAME!!!!!!!" as click bait. He just uses his insane facial expressions.
@doctorwhoa81328 жыл бұрын
***** And his matching eyes.
@linlinjustbecause95918 жыл бұрын
+Doctor whoa his eyes are perfect okay
@briannaMBrown8 жыл бұрын
...not to mention, his top notch Eddy Murphy impression! X)
@doctorwhoa81328 жыл бұрын
linlinjustbecause Exactly. His perfectly white eyes+teeth combo are more effective click bait than anything else.
@ioletsgo75398 жыл бұрын
He's Canadian
@wanderingsoul8817 жыл бұрын
"Don't smoke with ya butt" - Mathew Santoro 2015
@devileaterinthahowse5 жыл бұрын
I guess that's what Rhett and Link meant by butt drugs.
@cannedmusic5 жыл бұрын
nah, he's just blowin smoke up our butts...
@thecrazycorndoglad5985 жыл бұрын
Kayla Wilson 🤣
@Saiyan_Steph5 жыл бұрын
Miss Weirdo so inspirational😂😂😂
@blackempress10494 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@nopity30574 жыл бұрын
Matt: "Consisted of drilling a hole in a person's head, as it was commonly thought that mentally ill people were possessed by demons." Me: "That must have caused a hole lot more problems than the treatment was worth."
@baileyadams65654 жыл бұрын
BADUM TSSSS!
@estebanabundes9714 жыл бұрын
Hole
@glendeaton44704 жыл бұрын
Lol
@moonequalscheese47304 жыл бұрын
Now I get it!
@catlover59984 жыл бұрын
Funny but wrong.
@arlingt25754 жыл бұрын
This dude makes my day better with his facial expressions.
@cpt.fancynickers36744 жыл бұрын
He is very great and I think the world needs more people with his upbeat smartness
@HopelessRomantic914 жыл бұрын
He’s funny
@RazgrizXMG00794 жыл бұрын
The intro itself was golden
@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN3 жыл бұрын
Literally pause at any moment and you have a great reaction meme
@NormaGarcia-rj6bi3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@theImprobableSteve8 жыл бұрын
"Urine Therapy" No! You're in therapy!!
@KasuyaIceKarz20008 жыл бұрын
+Steven Butler Urine trouble! :D Eh? Eh? Yeah?
@theImprobableSteve8 жыл бұрын
+Hellblaze Urine sane!
@MyNameIsEpicDiabetic8 жыл бұрын
Urine idiot
@theImprobableSteve8 жыл бұрын
+EpicDiabetic Urine correct. :P
@spartanlife10188 жыл бұрын
+Joe M ikr
@Villeful8 жыл бұрын
Matt's teeth are whiter than the cartoon ones on his shirt.
@adhamkhaled91748 жыл бұрын
His teeth are so white it made me blind
@endernoodles74128 жыл бұрын
+Adham Khaled iMac sio bdrel e cent tiep (UPDATE) Yes! I Can Finally See! It said I'm so blind I can't type
@TheDutchRiposte8 жыл бұрын
+Adham Khaled how did u reply to the comment?
@Defensive_Wounds8 жыл бұрын
+Juvenile Beast Must be all that urine he drinks. Remember, it whitens teeth!
That fact about Rosemary's fate from her father is just disgusting. The poor girl loved 70+ years in that state because he needed to calm a rebellious child...
@XxXShevampXxX4 жыл бұрын
@Ace of spades Wolf Rosemary Kennedy (of the famous political Kennedy family). Her father had her lobotomized against her will. She was "rebellious" and he had her lobotomized to make her more compliant but ended up making her barely functional and severely intellectually disabled for the rest of her life. She had the intelligent of a toddler afterward and had to be institutionalized for the rest of her life.
@thomasburr80554 жыл бұрын
@XxXShevampXxX Jesus Christ. That father was a psychopath.
@wildchild16098 жыл бұрын
the introduction was funny as hell... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bonnie77218 жыл бұрын
I know XD
@officeofnavalintelligencePR8 жыл бұрын
ikr!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@officeofnavalintelligencePR8 жыл бұрын
Ride the snake 😀
@nile74838 жыл бұрын
+The Red Spartan cornflake lol
@subwaysoup46058 жыл бұрын
trevor phillips in a nutshell
@tiffanynguyen95708 жыл бұрын
Teeth goals 😫👌🏽😁
@loisgriffin1908 жыл бұрын
Ikr I'm actually jelly of him 😂
@rrbrtn25978 жыл бұрын
probably drank pee
@nobodyofimportance80097 жыл бұрын
3: YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD, BABY! 5: Let's fix that with a controlled shock. (dontkillme)
@reply47324 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mikitz4 жыл бұрын
Medieval doctors were scientific as hell. The patient lived = the method works The patient died = god's will I'm not making this up.
@tuckhoichan66382 жыл бұрын
No no, you have a point
@royearle16732 жыл бұрын
Good thing it's improved since then.
@theglassgirl178 жыл бұрын
2:43 Doctor: You're hearing voices in your head? Hmm... Here, take done powerful laxatives so you can s**t out the demons!
@theglassgirl178 жыл бұрын
Some
@venetiasoon7767 жыл бұрын
LOL
@greninjastorm67347 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I'll think about that every time I feel the need to take a dump.
@jetziiophelia97577 жыл бұрын
theglassgirl17 ahahaha
@boredandihaveyoutube81756 жыл бұрын
theglassgirl17 lol
@sonde69518 жыл бұрын
Such white teeth, Matt.
@cookiemug80188 жыл бұрын
Ikr fucking white
@elizabetahedervary12368 жыл бұрын
+Sonde Pit His teeth is brighter than my future.
@blossomflower55298 жыл бұрын
+Elizabeta Héderváry Clearly...
@thepotatogamerplays14408 жыл бұрын
such teeth, very white
@luzvs218 жыл бұрын
He probably drank some pee for the purpose of this video
@darkdaygirl4 жыл бұрын
“All you really needed was a car battery and some jumper cables! SCIENCE!” 🤣😂😅😆 4:35
@christmas100233 жыл бұрын
They upgraded it Its called electroshock therapy
@Moonlightstreamer837713 жыл бұрын
I never understood the reference
@jasminevaldivia58837 жыл бұрын
I love how Matt can talk about something serious and still be funny... I love him so much
@WWJimbo8 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you broke up with Nicole "fat Shaming" Arbour, I would say sorry but I'm honestly glad, u do wish you good luck finding someone knew though
@WWJimbo8 жыл бұрын
I*
@aDucks8 жыл бұрын
She was rude
@mychemicalfallutatthedisc49248 жыл бұрын
I'm not happy to see judgmental buttmunches, rehabilitating the comment useage
@TheOcculticUnicorn8 жыл бұрын
+Ihal Gaming What was her channel?
@ceyutie88238 жыл бұрын
She made a video called "Dear Fat People" and the entire video was honestly just her fat shaming and Matthew broke up with her
@victoriadembrak8 жыл бұрын
Radium was all the rage-ium.
@tehepixproductions83858 жыл бұрын
._.
@zoetremain-woodcock68388 жыл бұрын
ba-dum-tss
@MorbidNights1588 жыл бұрын
that was so cheesy , I cried laughing hahaha
@littlemissmeigsdunlop27408 жыл бұрын
BOI IF YOU DO-
@sailorvenus91258 жыл бұрын
ba dum tssssssssss! harharhar
@Rheaisla.5 жыл бұрын
Broken bones? SPREAD SOME PEE ON IT!! Headache? RELEASE YOUR BLOOD!! ADHD? DRILL A HOLE IN IT!! Me: WTF!?!
@ladypinetree18207 жыл бұрын
This really makes me question the medical practices of today.
@thedreamcrew108 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Planets we don't know exists
@SLTRR8 жыл бұрын
+TheDreamCrew top kek
@fractiousbump68 жыл бұрын
Galifrey is one of them
@dimwitgang55448 жыл бұрын
dude that's a great idea
@gandalfthegreat7138 жыл бұрын
Pls do it mathew
@qisawsome10088 жыл бұрын
ya please :-)
@slinkybox77728 жыл бұрын
In the far future people are going to say what we do now is bad.
@xistencestudios89048 жыл бұрын
of course not that's not how it works
@sampugh40857 жыл бұрын
+Asghar Muna Tuna well, considering we're still using amputation...yeah...yeah they would
@sophierobinson27387 жыл бұрын
Star Trek movie where Chekov took a header and fractured his skull. doctors were going to drill to relieve pressure and Bones had a few things to say about it.
@theinternetpolice43656 жыл бұрын
Sillybox777 "They were cutting of their limbs that were too damaged to use, they preformed hard and life or death surgeries, and replaced amputated body parts with exspensive clunky pieces of metal when today we just transfer their memories and intelligence into an exact robotic copy of themselves!" -Future McFutureson, 4999
@sarahfranks95336 жыл бұрын
what we do now IS bad
@amandakatebutler13075 жыл бұрын
0:09 is me when I see my crush at a party and I need to look “normal”
@mctheobeymebunny1904 жыл бұрын
,😂😂😂😂😂
@digitaldane66294 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@Super-Vision7 жыл бұрын
matt in the first part: I can cure anything! me: matt what about your baldness
@RookieGlasses7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't born in those years. I'd hate to have those.... "Medical" treatments used on me. They're cringe worthy.
@nettle86057 жыл бұрын
Yao Wang Same aru
@bernardok7 жыл бұрын
Same like u r
@thehandgrenade98437 жыл бұрын
I've been alive since I was only a fuse taped to a metal ball filled with gunpowder.
@lilscenechick19957 жыл бұрын
Especially considering all the made up ailments people invented to get rid of relatives or associates. They took completely sane (although troubled) people, and subjected them to barbaric "therapy". It's ironic and tragic that they actually worsened the conditions of patients, rather than curing them.
@bernardok7 жыл бұрын
Yao Wang no.. thwy aren't cringe worthy. They are horrifying.
@poppyblack94637 жыл бұрын
well I have a range of conditions such as: TS, epilepsy and anxiety so lord I'm glad in born in the time when people know what they're doing :/
@boredandihaveyoutube81756 жыл бұрын
Poppy 🖤
@PhoenixAngel4296 жыл бұрын
Same here. God knows how'd they treat me 50 years ago
@sarahfranks95336 жыл бұрын
what is TS
@cacnmheese905 жыл бұрын
Same
@helookalikaman795 жыл бұрын
@Poppy Black Boy are you wrong.... "born in the time when people know what they're doing :/" in 50 years those of us left will see videos of how barbaric current medicine is. Hell we (society in the USA in blanket terms) still allow boys to be butchered only days old. and to insult humans Michigan now allows girls to be carved up.... Humans are the most disgusting animals on the planet... the things we do to each other and think it is okay...
@ricochet09283 жыл бұрын
Brb gonna go spin around rapidly to see if my depression and anxiety go away
@Potts2k84 жыл бұрын
"Up n Atom" still makes me lol
@rpsyco8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they'll think the same way with our methods in the future.
@allymadison81128 жыл бұрын
+rpsyco Chemo Therapy. It exists. Cancer.
@mp322988 жыл бұрын
+rpsyco Mercury still in uses circumcision and don't get me started on all the medication BS
@moberg4538 жыл бұрын
I take three pills for my thyroid and the effects are eerily similar to smoking a truckload of crystal meth. At least it takes my hormone levels down. Yay toxic chemicals!
@Potts2k88 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that myself.... What they gonna say about OUR current medical treatments in the next couple hundred years :/
@Procrastian8 жыл бұрын
+Molly Oberg um tmi
@buzkxll7718 жыл бұрын
This guys teeth are brighter than my future ...
@adri_anna-pg5vt8 жыл бұрын
Andy...
@unregisteredhypercam27378 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if your profile pic was a picture of banjo kazooie
@ChristieKatie8 жыл бұрын
AYEEEEE
@buzkxll7718 жыл бұрын
Justin A Thanks. ☺️
@karligonzalez53278 жыл бұрын
BVB!!!
@Darwinsmom3 жыл бұрын
I know I am seriously late to the party, but I just found you today when this video showed up as a suggestion from KZfaq. The bit about mercury as a "treatment" reminded me of the link between the first Chinese emperor, Chin, who ingested mercury to stave off aging and find immortality. Between your video commentary and the image of the emperor, I found my mind wandering . . . way back to the 1990s and Alan Jackson's song Mercury Blues. Only in my twisted mind, the lyrics were a little off. Instead of "Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury; Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road", I heard this in my head: "Crazy from the mercury, I'm a lord who's crazy from the mercury. Gonna take me some mercury and cruise it up and down the road". Great videos, Matthew! So disappointed I didn't get pointed to you earlier! Subscribed now, so all is good.
@montemitchell13964 жыл бұрын
Back in the 70s I spent a week in the hospital. while I was there a friend brought me a carton of camel cigarettes I smoked everyone of them. today if you light up in a hospital, I’m afraid you’d go to jail or at least be thrown out on your ear.
@jocannone8 жыл бұрын
1:04 BOY WERE THEY WRONG!
@daz40438 жыл бұрын
I love theodd1sout
@MultiPhoenix068 жыл бұрын
Lol theodd1sout.
@voiqsune8 жыл бұрын
yESS
@navi38667 жыл бұрын
Odd1sout
@cloudyandachanceofluck1697 жыл бұрын
BOY WERE DEY WONG!
@tredbobek8 жыл бұрын
When people are asked what time would they live in and then they say somewhere in the past, the first thing that pops into my mind is (an icepick-NO) the medical knowledge of that time. Holy fuck.
@astrum0978 жыл бұрын
+TredBobek i liked for your comment and your profile picture:D
@CapainJ8 жыл бұрын
+TredBobek It certainly takes the charm out the middle ages, that's for sure
@andrewlagno94828 жыл бұрын
+Mehrunes Dagon It depends whether or not you weigh as much as a duck.
@andrewlagno94828 жыл бұрын
+TredBobek Thats the sort of shit they leave out of Game of Thrones. Except for the opium. They got that one spot on.
@AlexTheCrayChick8 жыл бұрын
idk the eighties weren't that bad medically
@bunniebabyidol086 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the introduction but rolled off the couch and cried laughing so hard at CORNFLAKE and RIDE THE SNAKE!!!!🐍
@kryssyskloud7 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! Omgawd, your thumbnail pic for this video (and all the rest!!) is hysterical. Your facial expressions are the best, crack me the hell up! Awesome channel, thanks for sharing. =)
@lakenash79478 жыл бұрын
You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person ever is. Read the first 2 words. (:
@nathanblack46768 жыл бұрын
That's true but not very nice
@nathanblack46768 жыл бұрын
Nah I'm just kidding Its just a joke
@gabrielbarbosa44148 жыл бұрын
Reported
@RKNGL8 жыл бұрын
+Malphus C Well last time I check I was. It's your move now.
@TheMinecraftyoshi3218 жыл бұрын
+Gabriel Barbosa dude? really? the report button does nothing and the chance of him getting deleted is next to impossible so why even try?
@aya48618 жыл бұрын
i think bear grylls does urine therapy
@zyerrawalton58128 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@helema238 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Neal some people have it injected for fat loss....
@aya48618 жыл бұрын
hmm
@smallkidneyjoe40468 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Neal Or the sniper...
@adamzikochalbi64298 жыл бұрын
do you think reach
@juliakaz1465 жыл бұрын
There's something so charismatic about Matt, his videos help my depression so much
@TheMorbidHobbiest5 жыл бұрын
Odd thing is, lobotomies did work in severe cases. Patients with violent outbursts and some other problems would be rendered docile; and the brain reconnected in many child patients. The problem was that doctors started giving out lobotomies like Tylenol. People with no medical license started just driving around offering the procedure in-home. Scary times.
@cazador7131 Жыл бұрын
Probably because they were made into vegetables.
@andydics8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who found the intro hilarious?
@magnolialang20958 жыл бұрын
No i watched that over like seven times and i still think its funny😆
@nightcoreaya72638 жыл бұрын
It somehow reminds my of the fairy odd parents song
@emilyswims40588 жыл бұрын
The intro was hilarious loved it Ride the giant snake 🐍🐍
@nightcoreaya72638 жыл бұрын
+Emmsky Swims very true hahaha
@FracturedDMR8 жыл бұрын
no,no your not.
@amaurapond8 жыл бұрын
The only Doctor I trust is a Time Lord.
@rytechy22728 жыл бұрын
+TheImpossibleGirl k
@NotacatNoraDoge191258 жыл бұрын
+TheImpossibleGirl Hahahaha! i don't get it........
@snowfloofcathug8 жыл бұрын
Wait Who?
@EmpyreanRose8 жыл бұрын
+Lucas Forsberg hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Dodger5468 жыл бұрын
Who?
@Beanie-Bodkin Жыл бұрын
Matt, you always make me laugh so much watching your funny antics. I Especially love your reaction to the spinning chair 😂😅😂😅. I couldn’t get to sleep thinking about it😂. Keep doing more of these, infomercials as I call them, PLEASE 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@Aerox904 жыл бұрын
When I had my worst episode of manic depression and nothing helped, the doctor decided I should undergo ECT treatment... For those who doesn't know what it is, it's short for "Electroconvulsive therapy". They pressed a handlebar-shaped thing against my temples on my head and sent an electrical current through my brain, that caused epileptic seizures (after being anesthetisized). I did the treatment twelve times and when I woke up after the last treatment I couldn't stand up and had no idea where I was (even though I had spent my last 3 months hospitalized at the same institution) and was pushed to the emergency x-ray in a wheelchair... I regained my memory and was able to walk again a couple of hours later though, and that made me pretty happy! But was I cured? Kind of... But not thanks to being electricuted. Instead I learned to be grateful for what I have and realized I need to value myself.
@cometgoth8 жыл бұрын
I still haven't cured my cornflake. Dr Matt lied to meee!
@vrgirlfriend8 жыл бұрын
Same with my hand shake ;-;
@hailleellyse32978 жыл бұрын
And my tooth ache ):
@neilptolemy20287 жыл бұрын
And my hard ache -_-
@silviathesylveon98665 жыл бұрын
I still have my corn flake
@caitlinmontero8207 жыл бұрын
anyone else got a headache when the skull drilling came up 😨
@christopherduley82407 жыл бұрын
lemme guess no pun intended....LOL ya
@ghostphobic7 жыл бұрын
Ariel Montero my eye started hurting.....I didn't get a headache. ._.
@risingerection53427 жыл бұрын
Ariel Montero I couldn't walk for 2 minutes
@Stitchthecat47 жыл бұрын
No
@beckysherrif31357 жыл бұрын
yee
@donnamcintosh28374 жыл бұрын
By far my favorite Santoro video! I love you!
@vickijones66285 жыл бұрын
Those were some sick remedies. You by the way are hilarious. I am new to your channel and am loving it !!
@sahalabdulqader82638 жыл бұрын
Make real jokes instead of trying to make people laugh by goofy faces
@TheGreySloth8 жыл бұрын
+Mohammad Hamadi keep it to yourself and stop watching instead of putting it public for attention
@annabellethedoll37648 жыл бұрын
That is how he is, if you don't like it, please leave and watch other video you prefer.
@TheJulianmc8 жыл бұрын
+GravityFallsFan lol
@artydragon5208 жыл бұрын
There's something called opinions, got enough smarts to know that?
@MrRperez108 жыл бұрын
no chill
@MrPickle8 жыл бұрын
Boy I'm here early. *Insert "Like or something bad will happen to you" here*
@dimmah89168 жыл бұрын
Haha XD
@someone53838 жыл бұрын
How original
@putrazulfika8 жыл бұрын
Like this comment or no wifi for 3 weeks lol
@annabellethedoll37648 жыл бұрын
Damn! I go to KZfaq after my iPhone rang with Matthew Santoro latest notification!
@leahpaxton25088 жыл бұрын
Ya ikr i was only the 136 like
@stephaniehamilton10557 жыл бұрын
these videos are scary as hell....but I tend to smile through every one. you are funny. u deliver bad news in an awesome way!
@Jjudes96655 жыл бұрын
Fascinating as always!!🤩❤️Matthew would have to definitely be number one on my fantasy dinner guest list. Conversation would be amazing and we’d all probably forget to eat!!!😂😂😂❤️
@tr3nta3457 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell im happy that labotomy shit isnt around anymore
@fxphillips7726 жыл бұрын
tr3nta true
@tarasmith78598 жыл бұрын
I am sooooo glad I was born in modern times! lol
@loisgriffin1908 жыл бұрын
true 😂
@Matt-pi2vc7 жыл бұрын
Lois Griffin what the hell lois?
@hurricanetheskywingqueen59686 жыл бұрын
True
@hurricanetheskywingqueen59686 жыл бұрын
Tara Nestor same
@breadloaf3906 жыл бұрын
Yeah xd
@NovaYeen6 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt I love your videos keep up the good work and by the way the intro to this video was hilarious
@zedabyte5 жыл бұрын
You are so funny. Your videos are great, but your personality and craziness is amazing
@Loveofmizore8 жыл бұрын
"Cause now we got bad blood"~Taylor Swift Express xD
@jaylus56948 жыл бұрын
1700 - 1900 were some fucked up years...
@bootmanbill23628 жыл бұрын
More twitch raids
@M0NBRUH8 жыл бұрын
2011-2015 even worse...
@clairestevens83194 жыл бұрын
DUDE!! I watched a bunch of your creepy/disturbing thing's videos the other day and told my friends that your personality in them was super freaky, then i showed them this one and you were just being a dork LOL still loved it though. ; P
@Merthurmad7 жыл бұрын
Trepanning is still used to day (in proper surgical settings of course) to relieve pressure on the brain and its even know to help some kinds of Migrains. Great vid by the way.
@welcometobbbbbbbbbb8 жыл бұрын
cornflake
@Mr2001ghost8 жыл бұрын
Ride the snake
@luxbee_8 жыл бұрын
Handshake
@samuelmcraven17388 жыл бұрын
banana
@sophierobinson27387 жыл бұрын
piana
@luxbee_7 жыл бұрын
Sophie Robinson RHIANNA
@DarthBigBen8 жыл бұрын
Ivan the Terrible used mercury for his back pain, which eventually lead him to believe that he was the archangel Gabriel.
@kaitlynlusk8175 жыл бұрын
I want a compilation of all of his intros and outros because they’re amazing.
@marysenum56216 жыл бұрын
I had a book I found at my library when I was younger called 'The Common Medical Practice' book describing how to help with medical issues from the cold to various diseases. One of which it suggested rubbing 2% mercury ointment on the pulled off sores of impetigo.
@OtakuBlu38 жыл бұрын
When the comments is talking about Nicole Barbor (or some shit) , I'm thinking about getting myself a custom bowling ball with Matt's face on it.
@OtakuBlu38 жыл бұрын
***** For real?!? , next year will be my favorite
@BattIeTortoise8 жыл бұрын
big fan
@AshleyEdelenbos8 жыл бұрын
Then you're throwing (rolling? idk lol) with Matt's face. 😂😂😂
@priyadarshini83668 жыл бұрын
Tokyo ghoul fan spotted-- XD
@OtakuBlu38 жыл бұрын
errettyd sorta , its just a username dude. I just chose it because I was bored
@alejandropadilla19998 жыл бұрын
Electric belt looks like Man Ray's evil belt of laughs...
@charliechumbuck93568 жыл бұрын
+Alex Padilla considering the electric belt's purpose, I REALLY don't wanna think about Man Ray giving an... interesting therapy to himself
@Kiyoko5048 жыл бұрын
+Alex Padilla Give me The Tickle Belt
@thomhack62488 жыл бұрын
yes you get it I told this joke to my friend and he did not get it
@laurenmungaray39127 жыл бұрын
Alex Padilla its mermaid's man
@Valliecane7 жыл бұрын
I know someone who had a doctor drop something with Mercery in it into her eye to "Try to fix it" after she had some problems with it. Its over 30 years later and that eye is still deformed and she still have sever problems with her stomech.
@jodyamnpurrier-killingbeck11477 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted watching your videos. they are very informative.
@MT_Passerby8 жыл бұрын
Top 10 rare birth defects. (I don't think my last post went though) top 10 recently extinct animals/plants. Top 10 facts about rain/thunder/lightning. Top 10 deadliest/best places to live. Top 10 rare mental disorders. Top 10 worst car wrecks ever. Top 10 best car wrecks ever??. Top 10 best edible poisonous things. Top 10 most rare elements in the universe. 👍
@MT_Passerby8 жыл бұрын
Top 10 useless body parts. Appendix, pinky, little toe, ect
@flurrtago2238 жыл бұрын
+Taylor McParlane These are some great ideas! good job
@_yerf8 жыл бұрын
+Taylor McParlane The most rare birth defect is Taylor McParlane.
@gatsu69068 жыл бұрын
+Jebediah Kerman The most rare defect is being called jebediah and being jerk witch you are both
@_yerf8 жыл бұрын
advanceboss6 lopez I'm sorry but my burns cannot be returned. That's like buying a microphone breaking it then giving it back and wanting a refund.
@javimoreno31968 жыл бұрын
Healthy tip of the day "Don't smoke with your butt". lol
@taylorcanipe93596 жыл бұрын
aka dont put sparklers up it
@echoam47566 жыл бұрын
Once at school I had to read about bloodletting and it made me feel like I was going to fade aswell
@mistynewby43184 жыл бұрын
I caught myself liking ur videos before it even starts! LOL
@FishyLeaf998 жыл бұрын
Why is everybody talking about Nicole and bashing on Matt?
@thesun8498 жыл бұрын
Nicole made a video offending very chubby people and it caused a uproar and everyone taking it out on Matt even though he wasn't involved.
@FishyLeaf998 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys.
@dazednconfused8318 жыл бұрын
Actually she made a video SHAMMING fat people. Saying they have no worth...saying some pretty bully things.
@patghaly88558 жыл бұрын
+Daze she wasn't bullying anyone, I used to be really overweight and she's actually right. She specifically said that she wasn't bashing people with diseases or anything but if your too lazy to get up off ur butt and start running, you deserve the "shaming" that's coming to you.
@supersmashpokebros24608 жыл бұрын
+Pat Ghaly there is a rumor that nicole abused Matthew. She also kind of used him. But Matthew knows to keep his opinions to himself so it's good they broke up
@wolfashb4n3707 жыл бұрын
#7 oh that's what Sweeney Todd was up to No one get the joke? okay then
@alyxparker44107 жыл бұрын
WolfAshB4n3 I finally got it
@UnownDepth7 жыл бұрын
WolfAshB4n3 well played
@kaylaharmer3335 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love it....😂😂😂😂
@killerkitten75345 жыл бұрын
I’m two years late but I get it!!!
@delicateasmr18605 жыл бұрын
Lol I’ve only seen the play
@Beanie-Bodkin Жыл бұрын
"That will get the voices to stop" this makes me laugh so much every time I come across this episode. Matt you always manage to cheer me up with your antics!! 😂🤣😅😆
@xy68307 жыл бұрын
Why does this remind me of bioshock ... Horrific treatments and frightening science...
@thelocalcrusader95225 жыл бұрын
The labotimy thing was in bioshock
@Healblossom7 жыл бұрын
Radioactive toothpaste 😂😂
@silviathesylveon98665 жыл бұрын
Radioactive chocolate
@valeriewieczorek56404 жыл бұрын
Radioactive milk
@l0ne__ang3l44 жыл бұрын
@JRodgesevant WELP I GUESS ITS UP THE DOOKIE CHUTE!!😂😂
@christopherlue90963 жыл бұрын
Up ANd AtOm
@TheRainbowSquid8 жыл бұрын
6:29 bear grylls' favorite medicine
@littlemissmeigsdunlop27408 жыл бұрын
lol😂😂😂
@koyukome50378 жыл бұрын
OMG TRUUUUU 😂😂😂😂😂
@huncho62388 жыл бұрын
loLOloLolloLOl
@susangarza787 жыл бұрын
omg you had me laughing. ok you are officially my favorite youtuber. I watch you during my lunch hour.
@august22354 жыл бұрын
I’d try some of that syrup
@Boe-Temeraire8 жыл бұрын
I've got to say that the spinning chair sounds quite fun!
@daz40438 жыл бұрын
I love spinning
@spartanhoplite37538 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of centrifugal force?
@sophierobinson27387 жыл бұрын
***barf***
@ohnobro35947 жыл бұрын
Sophie Robinson Who are you correcting?
@loverunriley7 жыл бұрын
SydneyDIY 101 she isn't she is just saying she's barf
@tenzer08 жыл бұрын
"Urine Therapy" Oh please don`t tell me where it`s going is where I think it`s going... "Doctors thought that consuming urine-" AAAHHHHHWWWW, WHYYYY?!
@cheeseboy46788 жыл бұрын
+revinux I know it is to diiiiiiisssssggggguuuuuussssssssstttttttttiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg why did I ever watch this video WHY!!!!!
@reply47324 жыл бұрын
"Are you okay Dan? Do you need a lobotomy?" -GameGrumps
@ArtemissLuminos5 жыл бұрын
I gotta' say Matt, I usually don't like KZfaq comedy, but you are really funny :) Thank you!
@cringeadachifan65508 жыл бұрын
DO "top 10 weird surgeries that killed people" ....
@thearchive81848 жыл бұрын
I want a Matthew Santoro bowling ball...
@galaxygarden3748 жыл бұрын
Same
@kyleb1178 жыл бұрын
I want to bowl your ball
@niklas48138 жыл бұрын
+Bear Plays Did i just witness somebody coming out of closet?
@kyleb1178 жыл бұрын
+Nik Las you can join in if you want
@joshweber25218 жыл бұрын
Just sever his head, it's almost a bowling ball itself.
@matthewtobin91303 жыл бұрын
Matthew Santoro I love your channel I've been watching you're videos for 2 years
@tanyatigermarshall78785 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!! You are amazing! Where have you been all my life Matthew?
@appaloosahill44998 жыл бұрын
If you use the urine therapy urine for trouble
@PurgPurg8 жыл бұрын
Boogie2988 almost cried in his video responding to Nicole. Meanwhile, she disables comments and ratings...
@theglobbishglob2358 жыл бұрын
She has done crap like this before
@UksiHattu128 жыл бұрын
+TheFifthHorseman How it does have to do anything with Santoro? They both are different people.
@Randomstuffs2618 жыл бұрын
+TheFifthHorseman She's such a reprehensible and horrible person. It hurts to know I share a planet with such creatures as her.
@tombrady70398 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@choppakonga5528 жыл бұрын
why boogie almost cried?
@dsbup4 жыл бұрын
Hi, Matt! Love your videos, educational and entertaining. Here's an idea for one: !0 Times Being Late Saved Someone's Life.
@supremecandyavakin38396 жыл бұрын
The intro tho lol 💕💕 awesome vids 👍
@arnoldshpitz10308 жыл бұрын
*4:20* Yep, his avocados are gonna turn into guacamoles.
@Sassygamergal8 жыл бұрын
"Radium in chocolate" * puts kit kat down *
@RealSaulGoodman78Ай бұрын
Uranium fever
@jamesboland28133 жыл бұрын
From what I hear, trepanning was sometimes used to treat concussions, on the belief that the hole in the skull would allow pressure caused by swelling of the brain to be released. Not sure if that's totally legit, but it does sound more plausible than "it's to let the evil spirits out".
@legoworksstudios17 жыл бұрын
fun fact: I heard that when Teddy Roosevelt was diagnosed with asthma, his parents went to the doctor who prescribed him cigars, which didn't help obviously. so he started exercising until the symptoms fucked off
@eboi77808 жыл бұрын
THE KNOWLEDGE WHALE IS BACK PEOPLE. 🐳
@eboi77808 жыл бұрын
🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳
@pvperdoesgaming86818 жыл бұрын
+Glen Ong no 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
@eboi77808 жыл бұрын
+PVPER Does Gaming 1🌝🌝✨✨✨✨✨🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳
@pvperdoesgaming86818 жыл бұрын
+Glen Ong FEEEEEEEESH 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
The old Matthew santoro was better, something has changed
@DarudeSandstorms8 жыл бұрын
He left that bitch Nicole, he obviously changed for the better.
@samiasaif62968 жыл бұрын
+Darude wait who's nicole?
@DarudeSandstorms8 жыл бұрын
Samia Saif His now ex-girlfriend, Nicole Arbour. Just type her name in on here and watch the recent video about fat people.
@hermionegranger15718 жыл бұрын
How dare you?! How fucking dare you?! I feel I need to ask, who do you think you are?! Matt is making videos to entertain us don't complain or I will curse you!
@willh17418 жыл бұрын
+Hermione Granger just voicing my opinions, I still like him 😄
@Edgewalker0016 жыл бұрын
Ironically, we still do drill holes in patient's skulls. Usually to relieve pressure after serious injuries that cause swelling in the brain.
@hottiekitty967 жыл бұрын
This is easily his funniest video, he's so up beat and casual.