Genuine applause to Travis for that opening bit, he essentially just decided to bomb horribly for six minutes straight and pulled it the hell off.

*I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OLD BEEF*

I laughed so hard my JNCO jeans fell down and I broke my wallet chain

I always have fun imagining how loose the terms and language in the Money Zone contracts must be.

37:25 when the munch squad re-came out of unretirement, they brought Little Lord Birthday with them!

Whenever a food business uses the words "The ____ experience" it's automatically comedy material

I'm dying at the Bob Dylan discussion. I was once driving around with my cousin whit a Dylan song on the radio and after maybe twenty seconds or so she says "Who told Bob Dylan he could sing? Was somebody like, 'Bob, you got a really good voice, man'?" And I laughed for five minutes straight then, as I am laughing now. Brilliant songwriter. As a vocalist...leaves something to be desired.

This is the second time they've talked about crash bandicoot's nuts

Superman has been shot in the eyeball and the bullet just crumpled up and fell off without harming him. So, I'm sure his genitals are fine.

The McElboys finally get to talk about Cash Banooca

the intro genuinely had me in hysterics asdknmkzxc

Thank you Justin for valiantly trying to cut off the talk about Superman's nether regions at the end there

Griffin: WHERE MY RYANS ...ARE ...AT Travis: Uh-huh.

Aw beans. I read Crash Bandicoot and had Banjo Kazooey in my head

i cannot *BEGIN* to describe how *WILDLY* uncomfortable 37:24 makes me

rlly loving justin just absolutely losing it near the start tyheres something abt that fucking high-pitched laugh-wheezing that just Gets Me yknow

It must've taken everything for them to not say Ryan Gosling should be called Billy. *Gentle weeping.*

microtransaction beef

i see you trav with your firefly apple reference

that opening was absolute gold

That stupid soundboard will always make laugh uncontrollably

Y’all see everything these brothers do in a totally different light since Griffin’s FSU speech or?

I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now

I literally thought 'wallet chain' was referring to some sort of cryptocurrency thing.

TORONTO!!!

dear god thank you

right from the goddamn start

you can find a sporf making an earlier appearance than this podcast in the first Boxcar Children book

Griffin's "ah! fuck!" from the box killed me. Best Money Zone I've heard in a long time.

Solved this problem, named my kid Orion, so there.

Wtf does grif have perfect pitch ??

The Crash Bandicoot bit sounds like something straight out of Monster Factory

I am sad that at 26:29 nobody said "that's a crashbandiHOOT"

I have a fork that is engraved w an initial. Of my bf's old ex-best friend's last name. That's a one that makes me feel weird

Oh my god everyone is complaning about paper straws.

The McElroys blew my cover, I was trying to lay low!

As someone whose brother is named Ryan, 15:56 caught me completely off guard. I need to show him this immediately

Sporfes exist and I own one, they’re in the camping section of like Walmart or target, tbh I don’t remember where I bought it, but it’s REAL!

Listening to Travis and the Boys™ talk about Croosh Baendykoot and other topics was a great way to start this work week (today's my Monday)

I feel like Griffin has been calling Travis out for not being funny a lot lately

This is now the best episode because Justin explained The Hold Steady. I will be showing this to ALL of my friends. Because they fucking HATE my music.

31:16 i like to imagine travis is prying the flaps to a cardboard box open and griffin is batting his hands away from inside like a cat

god the silverware discussion was VERY close to home

I'd say that they called Coco pulling out her phone for stuff in the new Crash game, but it came out like last year.

LEGENDARY OPENING

That Crash question must have been before the N. Sane Trilogy, but even so, there were a few Crash games that were a bit more recent. I'm not saying they were good, but they existed.

You my boy griffo

Ryan George created the Ryan-verse so he gets to stay a Ryan

The Ryan talk fuckin intimidates me

aw heck yah

'S just old meat

I'm sorry but Travis deserves all the guff for his old beef

Fuckin love Bob Dylan and HARD agree with how bad his voice has been since, like, 1977

Wtf Griffin

Yo, straws have always been pointless, paper or not. Their main use is for fruity cocktails and mate - for the second one they've figured out specialized metal straws/sieves several hundred years ago.

Hey Justin, I will write a bespoke song or even album for you if you want to write lyrics and provide vocals.

Name changing is an arcane and stressful procedure. Also imagine being trans and the judge being like "ya sure?" fuck that judge, I'm not mad.

dry aged milk is cheese

Hey, at least the episode lengths are right on HERE. All the podcast apps think the last 20ish episodes are 3-4x longer than they are and it's making tracking impossible. I'm at the end of my wits, I've googled and binged every permutation of "podcast length inaccurate" and I'm getting nothing. It's only mbmbam and it's insane and infuriating. The lengths are listed correctly (e.g. 55 minutes) UNTIL YOU CLICK ON THEM. Then they buffer and tell you the episode is 3:28:59 long and god help you is you try to skip back 10 seconds, because now you're in mystery time land where none of what anybody is saying matches up to the time they said it and you're suddenly 20 minutes back listening to stuff you've heard already. And you will NEVER find where you were so now you're just listening to the whole podcast again.

Does anyone know what Justin says at 3:34

I’m Ryan

Ads end at 33:16

yeah...things like that first bit are why travis is my least favorite brother lol. I still like him, its just, did he actually think that was...anything?

Mineta Minoru has entered the chat

hm so. if a vibrating tuning fork touches your teeth they all shatter. yall know that right?

AT LEAST FIFTH!

Kings of Leon have always sucked shit

boys PLEASE pay me to subtitle your videos oh my god, this could be a super easy way to make your podcast accessible to Deaf/HOH people PLEASE I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR PUNCHLINES AND ITS HARD WHEN Y'ALL TALK ALL OVER EACH OTHER AND AUTO-GENERATE IS REALLY BAD

Llll