MBMBaM 489: The Clean Saloon

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4 жыл бұрын

Well, it finally happened. We got bit by the Broadway bug. Time to raise our anchors and set sail toward the warm, inviting waters of professional musical theater. Don’t try and change our minds - we have become Daddy Warbucks, and Daddy Warbucks don’t podcast.
Suggested talking points: Broadway Babies, Drinking Horn, Laserking, Fakin’ It, Pocket Watch Counterweight, Hats off to Christmas, A Good 9 and a Half, Peanuts on the Floor

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@Elanel 4 жыл бұрын

"I'd like that, Trav. Thanks. Uh, you're Griffin." Peak sibling mood. I mismatch my little brother's names, like, daily.

@Guccibear100 4 жыл бұрын

My mom calls my sister, niece, and even our dogs all the wrong name out of a small pool of 5 names. It's hilarious.

@leahl5007 2 жыл бұрын

“There’s a lot of you guys” “That’s fair” I’m DED 😂😂😂

@syd7568 4 жыл бұрын

uhh.... brothers? those good chess ideas you have? that's just fire emblem.

@rickjohnson1719 4 жыл бұрын

Make a knockoff call it "hot symbol"

@em_birch 4 жыл бұрын

I still can't get over FE characters' names. My goodness.

@erikw.s.5209 4 жыл бұрын

[BDG voice] "What if chess made you horny?"

@burkesongs 4 жыл бұрын

I was easily 8 minutes into the episode before I realized they were saying "remount" instead of "reamed out".

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say Wizard Chess

@faroshscale 4 жыл бұрын

"When you're in front of other people it's like being alone with an audience" wow that's a wild sentence you just crafted Griffy Boy

@very_much 4 жыл бұрын

Me, just having a rotten ol' day: ): The McElroys: How bout a yahoo? Me: (:

@leomonteiroart 4 жыл бұрын

The ad for Travis's Secondhand Goofs in the Money Zone had me ROLLING

@leomonteiroart 4 жыл бұрын

29:19 for (my own) reference

@faroshscale 4 жыл бұрын

"Speaking of ochres" (starts talking about Shrek) THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKE OF THE CENTURY

@thomaspalazzolo5902 4 жыл бұрын

The boys need to experience Fairy Chess which is basically, "NOW MY BISHOP HAS A GUN" "I set my rook on fire and push it into your pawn cavern." "The Frog captures the Pyromancer." Also, I used to clip my pocketwatch to a belt loop and hang it in my pocket like a wallet chain. These days I just carry a Motorola Razr on a chain. It's adequately antiquated.

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

You're living on a level of efficiency the rest of us can only dream of

@traxthetrashwizard 4 жыл бұрын

It's a Shane that "Its a Christmas to me" is only about Hallmark movies... This means Justin will never bring up "Holiday in Handcuffs".

@nataliedavis7920 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I've seen that and it's the worst movie ever

@natalie7851 4 жыл бұрын

i’m uninitiated and afraid W HA T is “Holiday in Handcuffs”

@traxthetrashwizard 4 жыл бұрын

@@natalie7851 I recommend looking up a plot synopsis.

@nataliedavis7920 4 жыл бұрын

@@natalie7851 Hello fellow Natalie. From what I remember, a girl meets a cute dude (I think it's at a truck stop or some other weird place) while she's on her way home for Christmas, and for some reason or another (again, based only off of memory) she puts him in those fluffy prop handcuffs and takes him to her family's cabin. She convinces him to pretend to be her boyfriend, then, because it's hallmarky, they fall in love. It's super weird

@bigshrimpin69420 4 жыл бұрын

@@nataliedavis7920 she kidnaps him at gunpoint and then tells a random 80 year old dude that shes gonna fuck him and its a kink thing and then the old dude gives her the fluffy handcuffs and then her entire family starts falling apart but also doesnt believe him when he says hes been kidnapped. Also despite literally kidnapping him and this dude having a fiance they end up together at the end and its supposed to be cute and romantic somehow.

@todayjackdo7036 4 жыл бұрын

"That's a Christmas to Me" has big 90s sitcom Christmas special energy

@BlindErephon 4 жыл бұрын

When Justin busted out his special segment I said, out loud, "Hell yeah!".

@scienceisanart 4 жыл бұрын

It has been over a decade since I was in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, my first real musical, and I don't think I can ever forget the colors no matter how hard I may try.

@thankyoulovely8281 4 жыл бұрын

32:06 I WAS NOT READY

@amandafrazier9724 4 жыл бұрын

"Hats Off to Christmas " was in Justin's insane Hallmark roll call from however many years ago.

@crowspeaches5123 4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Frazier "Justin's insane hallmark roll call" is a phrase that I do not understand but need to know more about

@crawmslor5943 4 жыл бұрын

@@crowspeaches5123 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nt2UiLJemMDYcYk.html

@amandafrazier9724 4 жыл бұрын

@@crawmslor5943 Thank you!

@amandafrazier9724 4 жыл бұрын

@@crowspeaches5123 the person below linked to the bit. It's freaking hysterical. (Also, I don't know what it says about the number of times I've listened to MBMBAM excerpts that I was able to instantly ID that particular movie title, but...here we are.)

@ThatOneIrishFurry 4 жыл бұрын

Magnus planewalked to the plane of thought with the help of Clint McElroy and became chess champion

@cypressmtf4832 4 жыл бұрын

That’s a Christmas to me is my all time favorite bit

@Molscheira 4 жыл бұрын

It's sooooo good!

@mapletreemon4834 4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely lost it at travis's second hand goofs oml

@cornmaized 4 жыл бұрын

Gosh yes

@plushiepaint 4 жыл бұрын

take the croc man bowling

@woebegone_kenobi 4 жыл бұрын

Also, aren't saloon doors just begging for any type of wildlife to just stroll on in completely unhindered?? Like, there are all types of coyotes and shit roaming around the old west, how did that ever work?

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

It's all to do with the horses they string up outside. Nature's bodyguards. Most wild animals know not to fuck with a horse. Also humans. Wild don't normally go near where humans are unless they're forced to.

@Taurusus 4 жыл бұрын

Sprinkle a shitload of powdered sugar in the class doorway. When Mr. Crocs comes in, be Johnny-on-the-spot with a dustpan, all "Hey sir, I was just cleaning up this powdered sugar mess, don't worry about it!" Then measure his footprint in the powdered sugar. Or cocaine.

@markmeasinner 4 жыл бұрын

There is actually a Hallmark movie called “Charming Christmas” but it stars Julie Benz.

@infinikki 2 жыл бұрын

Confusing Trav and Griff's names is a prime oldest sibling move, establishes dominance perfectly

@polk-e-dot8177 4 жыл бұрын

D-did travis forget the word regicide. the word that literally means killing a king.

@faroshscale 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@asmrtpop2676 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, yes? Most people don’t know the word lol.

@PiggieMom 4 жыл бұрын

Whelp. Now I'm at work listening to the whole Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat soundtrack.

@rainy1835 4 жыл бұрын

8:48 for a good second my brain heard "HOW DO SHE IS IT"

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad to inform you that you are not alone there.

@rainy1835 3 жыл бұрын

@@k.a.u.4599 oh thank christ

@firefly6899 4 жыл бұрын

"Well she just faints sometimes"

@PennyTheGoblin 4 жыл бұрын

I knew Hats Off to Christmas is real because I’ve listened to their Hallmark Madness bit like 30 times and they mention it there

@f3player 4 жыл бұрын

I got a ad on pandora for that high school reenactment show with Kristen Bell

@fishmagee5135 4 жыл бұрын

It happened at my high school. They made the theater 10x fancier than it ever it was for the filming of the show.

@Kiloburn 4 жыл бұрын

Travis with the Dark Materials reference FTW.

@jakeisjake112 4 жыл бұрын

Gariffen slayed me in the intro....dang

@firebrain2991 4 жыл бұрын

That chess bit is literally an episode of No Game: No LIfe

@KittieKatStorm 4 жыл бұрын

They're looking at it from the wrong way. You don't bring the drinking horns to other people... You bring the people to the drinking horns. Invite guests over and have a drinking horn party. Or just treat them like any other drinkware for the purposes of entertaining guests and casually offer people some fine ales from the horn as if it's the most normal thing.

@cabin_quilt 4 жыл бұрын

WAIT I GOT IT! for the crocs student: your forearm (from elbow to wrist) is always exactly the same length as your foot! So you can measure your teacher's forearm to get an approximation of how big his foot is, and then use that to figure out what size to get!

@Cuttlefisher 2 жыл бұрын

Fuck dude I wish I'd known this earlier. We wound up at least showing him this bit of the episode and that wound up being his present instead, he got a real kick out of it. Good in case I wind up with another highly eccentric art professor though.

@mitchelpaulus4078 3 жыл бұрын

If there’s one thing I know about theatre kids, it’s that they would do anything to get in the spotlight again and relive the old glory days

@todayjackdo7036 4 жыл бұрын

Justin and Sidney got their casts spot on. Candice Cameron Bure and Lori Loughlin are Hallmark staples

@thomaspalazzolo5902 4 жыл бұрын

I remembered Hats Off to Christmas from their Hallmark Madness bit.

@beebo- 4 жыл бұрын

i love podmé from star war

@quietstories795 4 жыл бұрын

A charming christmas sounded too good to be a Hallmark movie, this was just too obvious

@slevemcdichael4481 4 жыл бұрын

20:56 IM GONNA CRY TRAVIS SAYING "WHAT--WAIT HOLD ON BOYS" IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

@raebaer8580 Жыл бұрын

“that’s earth that’s life did that to us” a new griffin quote

@jakeisjake112 4 жыл бұрын

I want an album of justins segment themes

@quietsamurai1998 4 жыл бұрын

"Is metal the hard stuff from trees?"

@aud7593 3 жыл бұрын

35:25 i have never ever heard such incredulity from a human being before. "pump.... pumpkin carving contest? pumpkin carving contest??"

@Whatlander 3 жыл бұрын

1) Bring over all your silly cups to enjoy with your friends. 2) Wallet chains are already a things, so...yeah you can just wear a pocket watch and nobody will think much of it. From personal experience, when they see you pull out the actual watch, they'll find it a fun twist.

@brooklyn9923 4 жыл бұрын

Im so excited based on the description lmao

@personman247 4 жыл бұрын

I did all of the hallmark questions perfectly because (alas) my mom plays them nonstop when I visit.

@chrizchanang 4 жыл бұрын

"scrub your nuts" needs to be on a t shirt lol

@nicolassagrillo1442 4 жыл бұрын

The beginning chess bit is straight up homestuck

@HipHopOpatamus47 4 жыл бұрын

I need the fainting scenario to become kind of like that story with the girl who has the red ribbon tied around her neck to keep her head on and idk how it’ll get there but that has to be the endgame.

@PrettyGuardian 3 жыл бұрын

I was totally vibing to the Travis chess master song.

@barnabykane4515 4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to need the bit from 50:22 - 50:46 as a ringtone.

@slikshot6 4 жыл бұрын

im happy when this comes out

@AdamSakiyama 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the shoutout boys! Here's my version of "That's a Christmas to Me" on its own if you want to add it to your holiday playlists: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l7GIrbF7tpm2aKs.html

@TheDisarminghinkle 4 жыл бұрын

I would do literally anything for Kristen Bell. Or literal Princess Anna for that matter.

@browdser 4 жыл бұрын

chaps are the saloon doors of pants..

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

Some worker in the old west got high on peyote and just made the swingin' doors out of leather accidentally and then had to find a use for them and ended up with buttless crotchless pantq

@badgerbadger4618 4 жыл бұрын

Ok fr the Christmas to Me song was a legit bop

@sweetpepino1907 4 жыл бұрын

If "Hat's Off To Christmas" was made up by Justin and Sydney I think my jaw would have fallen off

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what exactly is going on with your username and zucchini profile pic but I'm very down

@bee_doug 4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, I was waiting for this!!

@k4eru20 4 жыл бұрын

Broadway baby :'))

@juwebles4352 3 жыл бұрын

51:42 this hits different in quarantine

@goosematthews9050 4 жыл бұрын

SICK!!!

@alexinatree2564 2 жыл бұрын

I went to a public rest-stop toilet once that had saloon doors for each toilet stall. As you can imagine, this was a fucking nightmare situation to be in.

@clanofclams2720 4 жыл бұрын

"put your arm around the fire"

@k.a.u.4599 3 жыл бұрын

I was iffy about religious musicals but after giving JCS a try and loving it I want to give a try to "All the Fuckin' Colors in Joseph's Super Jacket"

@dessh259 4 жыл бұрын

Never been this early 🤣

@Hylanos 4 жыл бұрын

Join the McElroy brothers and question askers alike as they forget that bars exist

@luccasgill3314 4 жыл бұрын

Well...I know what I’m doing for the next hour :)

@crowspeaches5123 4 жыл бұрын

I need to know specifically witch hallmark movies have time travel please

@sighcantthinkofaname 4 жыл бұрын

If you look up Haylie duff's IMDB page she's got at least six credits that are just Christmas movies. So many of these actors just do a bunch of them. Suggestion for Justin and Sydney: There's a series that includes A Christmas Kiss, A Christmas Kiss 2, and Merry kissmas, which all involve kissing under the mistletoe in a stuck elevator. This could be a good one to make fake. Plus I stan A Christmas Kiss II.

@cabin_quilt 4 жыл бұрын

I am horribly disappointed that the title of this episode was not "Don't Chirp at my Foot Dick!"

@corygolabek4721 3 жыл бұрын

Trying to discreetly guess shoe sizes and bowling doesn't come up?

@hpalpha7323 4 жыл бұрын

that song got a Tom Cochrane feel

@alexbryant3942 4 жыл бұрын

pertaining to the shoe discussion ask him to come over to your house and take his shoes off at the front door and then go back later and look at them

@HeyItsNovalee 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry the chess question and Travis’s immediate answer was just the question being asked by taako and magnus answering Makes it even better that griffin calls the guy Magnus later on in the bit lmao

@TheNitpickChick 4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t chirp at my foot-dick!” - Griffin McElroy 2019

@Kaynighthood 4 жыл бұрын

Yay!

@amandaleicht5508 4 жыл бұрын

I actually love encore and I don’t understand their disdain

@colinmcphee6054 4 жыл бұрын

If they could slow down on the podcasts I'm only on episode 136 and its 2013

@Psyched_Crow 4 жыл бұрын

Marge, I never graduated from High School. Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait... maybe it does.

@LasagnaTheArtist 4 жыл бұрын

Carlsburg.... like Steve Carlsburg? Justin... 😏

@amefuraggamuffin 4 жыл бұрын

is this the last mbmbam for the year?

@TheNitpickChick 4 жыл бұрын

They’re almost certainly going to release their Candlenights show before the end of the year. 😊 Other than that, I’m not sure if there’s going to be any other eps this December.