The KNKOs segment from episode 355 of My Brother, My Brother and Me
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@fishtouch6346 жыл бұрын
"it's a silly little guy and it gets in there" is not how i wouldve described a buttplug
@tailsfox456 жыл бұрын
honestly it's so jarring in the book whenever christian takes off a piece of clothing and he says "BRRR, BOY OH BOY IT SURE IS COLD IN HERE!"
@asmrtpop26765 жыл бұрын
ibizan the entire book is jarring
@TheGhostofAbigailMills5 ай бұрын
THERE MUST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE .... I'm so sorry, it was right there, I'll see myself out.
@felidthing4 жыл бұрын
50 shades of gray except the guy just gets pegged
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
9/11 caused a domino effect that resulted in 50 Shades of Grey. When the towers fell, Gerard Way personally witnessed them fall while on a ferry into the city. This event inspired him to start the band “My Chemical Romance”. As a result, Stephanie Meyer used him and the band’s music for inspiration for the book “Twilight” and its sequels. El James, a fan of the series, wrote a fan-fiction that eventually became the best selling book “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which was later turned into a full movie.
@krell.14153 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, i hate that I knew this already.
@djohnson24992 жыл бұрын
The US funding the Mujahideen fighters against the USSR directly led to 50 Shades of Gray
@yurigouveawagner94322 жыл бұрын
@@djohnson2499 omg the cold war led to 50 shades of gray
@alexdejesus5822 жыл бұрын
@@yurigouveawagner9432 Thus, the Manhatten Project is partially responsible for 50 Shades of Grey.
@yurigouveawagner94322 жыл бұрын
@@alexdejesus582 in his manifesto for peace and against atom bombs, einstein failed to consider the needs of horny people
@neo_zoid4 жыл бұрын
how is no one talking about justins incredible voice crack at 12:59 "It sOuNdS LiKe MOM jEANS"
@axeylotl31124 жыл бұрын
He sounds so damn distressed
@scootinand3 жыл бұрын
"He scooches them down like he's peeing in the trough at a minor league baseball game" That is so fucking specific
@Rc36514 жыл бұрын
They laugh at her for apparently not knowing how to use Google but for real -- she's written to be a young college student who doesn't have a laptop or email. She's apparently oblivious to the modern age. You can really feel that she's a self-insert for the middle-aged author
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
Yep it’d be like me as an adult writing a story about a child playing roblox which I know nothing about
@bebeliveshere59503 жыл бұрын
I agree in part, but it was a fanfic published on the internet! She's still an insert but cmonnn
@hudsonvivaan91493 жыл бұрын
instaBlaster
@lizross48443 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHAT EDITORS ARE FOR.
@eliza14982 жыл бұрын
@@bebeliveshere5950 fifty shades of grey was just a way for e. l. james to project her bimbofication kink onto us and i'm tired of pretending that that's not the case.
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
I could not listen to this bit for ten years but as soon as I hear Justin mention 50 shades, I will immediately say “oh it’s the sex jeans bit”
@cinnabarlab5 жыл бұрын
"peeing in the trough at a little league baseball game" is somehow one of the funniest things to me justin has ever said
@fitzii_004 жыл бұрын
You should check out Chris fleming
@cinnabarlab4 жыл бұрын
@@fitzii_00 i've already seen his stuff, he's really funny!
@ConSolo294 жыл бұрын
listen i agree with you but little league and minor league baseball are VERY different things
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
@@ConSolo29 yeah I was a little taken aback by that very small difference with a very big impact 😂
@QuikVidGuy7 жыл бұрын
"they're prescription jeans!" they're also description jeans
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
Cool flag!
@CallMeFreakFujiko6 жыл бұрын
Apparently in the book the dom jeans guy shoves four thumbs in the girl's mouth and said "i bet you haven't had this many thumbs in your mouth at once before?" And she replies despite having 4 thumbs in her mouth.
@cottontaelle6 жыл бұрын
does he have 4 thumbs. how did he do this. im so fucking scared
@theWeaverofTales4 жыл бұрын
@@cottontaelle wait but please explain how wait how many thumbs does he have-
@analoren47454 жыл бұрын
excuse me what
@Soupigeon4 жыл бұрын
Where does he get the other two thumbs!??
@k8g8s84 жыл бұрын
@@Soupigeon her?
@skulldotjpeg6 жыл бұрын
"guys, guys, guys, guys--knko jeans."
@analoren47454 жыл бұрын
ya gotta get em
@weneedaladder83842 жыл бұрын
@@bigbadgammagnome so two things. One, yhe name of the brand they're spoofing is JNCO jeans, and b, the title of the video is KNKO jeans. Why would you think it's a typo?
@kellkeefe13755 жыл бұрын
in may fourteenth 2017 AD the year of our lord christ jeeEEsus
@josephharold8083 жыл бұрын
I quote this at least once monthly
@bigidiotdumbstupidguy93294 жыл бұрын
I remember when the first movie stopped playing in theaters and was available online and stuff, one of my friends, who I have known since age 4, came to school super depressed looking and just not paying attention or talking or anything. So at lunch we ask him “hey man. How ya been? What’s up with the mood?” And he replies, dead pan, “my mom made me watch 50 shades of grey with her.” And the like 8 of us minus him burst out laughing. We asked, “no seriously, what’s up?” And he just said it again. So we laughed for another like five minutes then made him tell us the story. He started laughing along like 1/3rd of the way through the story, but man that had to be terrible.
@Foxingg4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that poor bastard
@angmering58994 жыл бұрын
hey, good job parenting, mom
@Whatevsman2711 ай бұрын
that poor sod
@fitzdettmer76994 жыл бұрын
Twist: the guy who sleeps in his jeans is actually the guy from 50 Shades
@joannewang18166 жыл бұрын
"it's a silly little guy that gets in there!" i'm fucking DYING
@graham34907 жыл бұрын
i could NOT have anticipated this conversation
@sicksalt77654 жыл бұрын
... Barold Domjeans....
@tvenkatesh2174 жыл бұрын
No thank you
@amandafrazier97244 жыл бұрын
NOOOO.🤣
@leahl50072 жыл бұрын
The worst part about those movies is they actually use kink techniques that are genuinely dangerous for you to do if you’re not well-informed. Like they use zip-ties to bind the lady. Do not use zip ties. They can cut off circulation and can potentially kill you.
@Nevermizzinzz Жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone is taking tips from 50 shades.
@leahl5007 Жыл бұрын
@@Nevermizzinzz i hope you’re right Madam Spy!
@Autumn-Muse3 ай бұрын
@@NevermizzinzzThe vanilla folk who are getting their first exposure to kink might try to replicate it, which is why it's particularly dangerous.
@marsv.13617 жыл бұрын
i listened to this bit on the last day of my geometry class. everyone else was taking an exam and then there was me sitting in the back of the class trying not to lose my shit. that was not the first time that happened (though with various other mbmbam bits; looking at you, chicken scampi)
@honey37626 жыл бұрын
wasn't this book originally a twilight fanfiction?
@Cuttlefisher6 жыл бұрын
Yup. It was called Master of the Universe. I think the original is still up somewhere.
@normal64836 жыл бұрын
Not only was it originally Twilight fanfiction, it's a rip-off of a much more popular Twilight fanfic. It's Twilight fanfiction fanfiction
not only is it bad twilight fanfic, it’s OUT OF CHARACTER bad twilight fanfic. edward?? 200 year old virgin edward? who waited until marriage and cried afterward?? would never be a dom let alone even consider the butt thank you for coming to my ted talk
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
@@edie1707 Edward gets pegged.
@HeavyRayne3 жыл бұрын
"it's a silly little guy that gets in there" fucking killed me
@marsupialsofmars38863 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else perturbed at how good Justin did the Christian Grey narration?
@Romanticoutlaw4 жыл бұрын
13:00 it was so nice of Taako to make a cameo
@2010Isssa7 жыл бұрын
I actually read the whole book series of the fifty shades of grey and in this scene was one of favorites because it was so fucking hilarious.
@cryptiecreep6 жыл бұрын
LITTLE PISTOL I’m so sorry you read that. But thank you.
@Lellowcake966 жыл бұрын
Was the series good?
@Soupigeon4 жыл бұрын
Came down here expecting to see all kinds of Barry Bluejeans talk, and am disappointed from the lack I’ve found
@jackosys4 жыл бұрын
its bc hes not a dom
@nicestpancake4 жыл бұрын
@@jackosys he is the most bottom to have ever bottomed tbh... But there is one comment in here that says "Barold Domjeans" and THAT'S fuckin cursed
@jackosys4 жыл бұрын
@@nicestpancake THANK you he gets pegged
@nicestpancake4 жыл бұрын
@@jackosys anyone who believes he doesn't probably also thinks Merle doesn't love his kids if they're going to deny the truth that hard.
@Duck-mn8xp3 жыл бұрын
Tf are you talking about, that man gets pegged
@Trystaticus4 жыл бұрын
"cuz i like to spank while I pork" made me do a spit-take
@scaperstory6 жыл бұрын
This episode came out May 15th... 9 months later Justin and Sydney have a child
@theWeaverofTales6 жыл бұрын
oh NO
@m0sspunk5 жыл бұрын
I just wanted you to know that i disliked your comment only because i hate that i had to read and process this information with my own mind. Thank you
@kellkeefe13755 жыл бұрын
hmm thats the worst thing i've ever been forced to contemplate! i dont agree! thanks! have the worst day!
@Diana-tx2iz4 жыл бұрын
This is forbidden knowledge. We weren't supposed to know.
@stopitpj23184 жыл бұрын
Hi friend! I hate that i had to read this with my own two eyes! I hope the sole of your shoe falls off while you are running to catch a bus! Thanks!
@katnon2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “my DJs”
@sashakindel36007 жыл бұрын
At first I heard it as "dong jeans" which would...be...worse?
@nah-nh8yg7 жыл бұрын
jean condom. jondom.
@vizzy57644 жыл бұрын
OH GOD ME TOO
@graham34907 жыл бұрын
10:36 is when i lost my mind
@jokelhs7 жыл бұрын
of our lord Christ Jaaaysus
@geneva18955 жыл бұрын
I was drinking orange juice on the school bus and when they were talking about peeing in the trough at a minor league baseball game I SPAT IT OUT
@rosesinthegard3n5 жыл бұрын
this was my first episode and i am just always so happy to hear this
@maevem3162 жыл бұрын
"I don't make love Anastasia. I pork. Hard."
@Breezey3574 жыл бұрын
Retcon: Barry Bluejeans is a Dom who always wears jeans for sex and thats how he got the name
@maxkurbat39194 жыл бұрын
I’m just a little disappointed they didn’t call it a “sex-box” at the beginning of the bit
@biddyfox4 жыл бұрын
how many instances of the word "jeans" appear in the fifty shades trilogy
@CryptP4 жыл бұрын
Jeans are mentioned exactly 172 times! Bet ur ass I downloaded the whole trilogy just to find out
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
@@CryptP you are wonderful
@CryptP3 жыл бұрын
@@christalcavanaugh doing god's work
@DeciduousClouds4 жыл бұрын
travis was right on with the superman thing
@crystalcandles7522 жыл бұрын
I worked at a library when this book was popular. Every older lady wanted to talk to me about what I thought of BDSM
@savemeaspoon63106 жыл бұрын
jeans are probably talked about most and im scrolling through the comments to see if anyone's gonna say it
@yardencalif2416 жыл бұрын
I heard "dong jeans"
@Lellowcake966 жыл бұрын
yarden calif Well you're not completely wrong.
@Altorin2 жыл бұрын
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!
@user-sg6ww7ts6n4 жыл бұрын
how many fucking buttons could a pair of jeans HAVE
@RandomPath3 жыл бұрын
Is that why Michael Scott always got his jeans dry cleaned?
@LainCelestine6 жыл бұрын
I’m listening to this at work and I look crazy
@andrewaddison7772 жыл бұрын
This is the 2nd time I have heard Travis use a chastity cage as a sex equipment go to. I don't know why I have this information but I'll be damned if I must carry that alone.
@AntheanCeilliers10 ай бұрын
"It's a silly little guy that gets in there," in reference to a buttplug, is the absolute best thing any human has ever said.
@Whatlander3 жыл бұрын
ADR: Automated Denim Replacement
@nerveagent19054 жыл бұрын
WAFFLE ROBE
@moopshcelroy3 жыл бұрын
“Jeee-zus” 10:54
@spencercollins14276 жыл бұрын
Are Dom jeans a thing?
@epoillaKory6 жыл бұрын
they absolutely are not and i hate that E.L. James spread this godawful rumor
@spencercollins14276 жыл бұрын
Kory Neff yeah I have never seen that in the S&M seen
@k.s.d.7776 жыл бұрын
Dom jeans seem counter-intuitive tbh
@spencercollins14276 жыл бұрын
Maria Daniels yeah it's hard to enjoy yourself when your partner is wearing only jeans
@k.s.d.7776 жыл бұрын
That scratchy texture tho lmao. I can barely move around in jeans on a summer day.
@weavery42924 жыл бұрын
How many buttons do his jeans have???
@crystalcandles7522 жыл бұрын
The DJs are button fly because that is what hot young guys were wearing in 2010
@weavery42922 жыл бұрын
@@crystalcandles752 :/ i don't like that
@weavery42924 жыл бұрын
Are they saying dom jeans or dong jeans?
@IDontKnowCorp4 жыл бұрын
does anyone know what episode the Modren Era bit started?
@aquestionabletaryn3 жыл бұрын
Right from the beginning baybee
@AnnabellaRedwood3 жыл бұрын
@@aquestionabletaryn I never knew that. That's awesome 🙂
@michaeljamessegura25189 ай бұрын
2:42 I mean it’s no Madden 08 but at least it’s not Madden 09.
@similaropposites5704 жыл бұрын
Haha 69 comments wAiT
@ajaxlewis7664 Жыл бұрын
I have a pair of "sub shorts" it's not that weird...
@Laylabelle976 жыл бұрын
please watch 50 shades 2
@reidheidler51382 жыл бұрын
Third un thuh Girffimah
@koozkooz97242 жыл бұрын
im the 2400'th like, cool
@mousearson90536 жыл бұрын
50 Shades of Grey is talking about semen
@Lellowcake966 жыл бұрын
Levy McGarden Now I'm thinking of Christian singing In The Navy by The Village People. Navy referring to his Dom Jeans and the obvious reference to seamen.