MBMBaM - Rub This On Your Body

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6 жыл бұрын

From Episode 130 "Holy Terror"
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@spencerkaminsky6943 5 жыл бұрын

The gusto with which Griffin delivers his triumphant answer of "Army Wives" is truly special.

@MissMystery1412 6 жыл бұрын

"What flavor" boys p l e a s e

@AceAttorny 3 жыл бұрын

Griffin doesn't use the word "pHUssy" as the punchline to jokes often, but when does, it's always a Certified Banger.

@SgtWally 4 жыл бұрын

9:31 I didn't even know I needed a new Tinder notification sound but now I have one. Thanks, Griffin.

@josephharold808 3 жыл бұрын

I WAS SO SCARED THAT IT WOULD BE "ARMY WIVES"

@spaztron5000 Жыл бұрын

@@josephharold808 BLESS YOU FOR THIS; I LAUGHED SO HARD MY ABS FINALLY HAVE DEFINTION

@laurafrakinroslin 6 жыл бұрын

“Two weeks”? That shit last forever. I still have a full tube of Sun Ripened Raspberry. They haven’t carried that in years.

@jrw2319 6 жыл бұрын

12:24 "Guys I know what the market is." "Tell me." "......Army wives." "AHAHAHA OH NOO OH NOOO OH NOOO *HOW COULD THIS BE?!"*

@NububuChan 4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment first and still laughed my ass off when it happened holy shit

@stellabymoonlight9069 3 жыл бұрын

I was in a coffee shop grading papers when this happened. I went from casual listening while working to pitching forward and laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe and tears came to my eyes. The worst part was I couldn’t exactly belly laugh when I was the ONLY PERSON THERE so I had to laugh silently, which somehow only made it funnier.

@stellabymoonlight9069 3 жыл бұрын

NububuChan it’s just perfectly built up. All the important information of the joke is told slowly throughout the clip, but then the actual joke comes so out of left field that you are caught off guard. It almost feels like it should have been done on purpose. Love the McElroys.

@abbigailflynn2313 6 жыл бұрын

I just listened to this after buying a secret Santa gift at Bath and Body Works for my co-worker. Thanks for dragging me Travis.

@LazyDucksCantSwim 4 жыл бұрын

Travis out here trying to give actually good advice and then getting absolutely dunked on

@emmagrace1812 6 жыл бұрын

*KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP* We're gonna bully you! I choked

@catsmeowgames2393 6 жыл бұрын

“large marge” i choked on my cookie please , griffin,

@marciamills1926 6 жыл бұрын

Legitimately was wrapping a secret Santa gift that consisted of Soap n Glory products while listening to this

@marciamills1926 5 жыл бұрын

@Julie Kavanagh you're damn right!

@giveyouthesun5220 5 жыл бұрын

im crying at army wives my dad was in the army for 20 years and my mom was the epitome of the Army wife. army wives have their own culture.....

@masterofthetear8138 5 жыл бұрын

"How did you know I would like these slacks?" "Oh, Large Marge told me."

@havendotcom 5 жыл бұрын

I've worked at bath and body works for a few years and this bit had me rolling but it's so true that it's the last-ditch effort for men who don't know what their wives like. I love to bully the men by saying "what do you mean you don't know what she likes?? YOU'RE the one who married her!"

@stellabymoonlight9069 3 жыл бұрын

Keep doing God’s work. Maybe it’ll encourage them to know their wives better!

@brinnyn6881 2 жыл бұрын

Me and my roommate have both worked for Lush and honestly FOR REAL I FEEL THIS, WE BOTH DO

@KairuHakubi Жыл бұрын

@@stellabymoonlight9069 or stop marrying women who like bed bath and beyond i want to marry the girls who used to hang out at arcades when those were around. who would be delighted to get an arcade-carpet-print rug or a pokemon plushie or something.

@catsinburg8626 6 ай бұрын

@@KairuHakubiwhat does that have to do with the comment

@KairuHakubi 6 ай бұрын

@@catsinburg8626 um... Guy says that bed bath and beyond is where guys go when they don't know what their wives like.. I say to marry women who like cooler things, that guys know.

@ragnar3434 6 жыл бұрын

Really cool to see that Tom Waits has agreed to do surprise cameos like this.

@retroray22 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe my favorite comment on KZfaq

@TowelRanger 5 жыл бұрын

That exasperated “oh no” is so genuine

@xXSCDTXx 5 жыл бұрын

Why is Justin’s sexy voice just Jigsaw?

@ShadG 6 жыл бұрын

Legend Of Large Marge

@dakotaalexander9811 4 жыл бұрын

I need y’all to know that I own the ManTown candle and that there will never be a better smelling candle lol, ManTown is glorious

@CrunchyCrumbles 2 жыл бұрын

army wife

@paulunga 5 жыл бұрын

Musk gets a bad rep for some reason. People think it smells like armpits and burnt cigars or whatever when it's actually a pretty sweet and fresh smell that's in many female perfumes, too. One of my favorites is Flowerbomb.

@keyboardoracle4436 6 жыл бұрын

Is Mantown anything like Boyland?

@xxcelestialdreamxx7709 6 жыл бұрын

Its the capital

@waylandvolundr3913 4 жыл бұрын

Mantown smokes less than Boyland, but still dies stupidly.

@viravos 4 жыл бұрын

He's his cousin

@MsDefectiveToaster 3 жыл бұрын

They're at war actually over the territory of Guyville. So many needless deaths....

@DiggitySlice 4 жыл бұрын

Having a man cave means that your wife owns the rest of the house.

@calebduarte5255 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, Dusty. You get around. I’m almost becoming a fan.

@ManyMonstersMedia 5 жыл бұрын

'that stank ain't N E V E R coming out'

@NastierNate 5 жыл бұрын

Why is Detective Jigsaw buying lotion for people???

@miseryloves3661 6 жыл бұрын

When I first saw this, I thought it said “rub this on your baby”

@takemetoyonk 4 жыл бұрын

Yankee Candle for Men gets even more layered when you factor in the gay male market

@mckenziemorris5414 6 жыл бұрын

I sigh in disappointment when I get lotion as a gift. Unless you've been told specifically that she likes lotion, do not get her lotion.

@404usernotfound_ 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously? I love it

@asmrtpop2676 5 жыл бұрын

Temporicidal Right, you’re specifically telling us right now you love lotion.

@trustnoone2152 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I I'm always given lotion because no one knew what I liked and i specifically hate getting lotion because it means they don't know you and done care to try lol

@clanofclams2720 2 жыл бұрын

Even if you don't love lotion, a gift of lotion is always a net positive, because you will now have more lotion on hand with which to make yourself soft

@ACDBunnie 2 жыл бұрын

@@clanofclams2720 not good if you dislike lotion, even if you're neutral about lotion and don't like it I'd still say it's bad tho. Like I feel neutral about soap but would be bummed about getting soap for a gift

@racheltaylor3828 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I work at Bath & Body Works and they are so incredibly fucking correct

@charlieraven6342 6 жыл бұрын

I want bbq sauce lotion

@allisonfields3108 5 жыл бұрын

So I'm sitting here, bbq sauce on my titties

@shinydino 5 жыл бұрын

Allison Fields Gonna give that to my friends as a creative writing prompt.

@WiltingWillow._. 6 жыл бұрын

Mantown: "Who's the market??" Not bros, obvs. Its for people who really like men. Duh. Some people like musk. Straight boys.

@trashandchaos 6 жыл бұрын

Mantown sounds like a Guy Fieri themed gay bar.

@meloncholy428 5 жыл бұрын

You're forgetting the already sexual Flavortown my good sir.

@funky2670 6 жыл бұрын

Griffin yelling "fresh pussy" is a big mood

@mattg944 4 жыл бұрын

Justin's jazz musicians voice sounds like some kind of Batman villain lol

@henryashby6277 5 жыл бұрын

re: the part where they're talking about dude smells: my older brother's bedroom when we were growing up always smelled like his bo, without fail. i got used to it bc we hung out together in there a lot and played video games together but if i hadn't been in there a while, it would be pretty obvious that a teenage boy lived in there.

@julescegan 3 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the best bits they’ve ever done. Every minute of this is so good

@ultimateninjaboi 4 жыл бұрын

My man cave is gonna fucking smell like apple cinnamon, and its gonna be FUCKING DELIGHTFUL

@ryleighschuetz856 3 жыл бұрын

This has a new ring to it after I broke up with my bf who gave me bath and body works for my brithday, xmas, graduation, etc.

@rileysheehan943 Жыл бұрын

I feel like the asker is kind of betting against themselves, in that by recognizing that Large Marge and New Marge like the same things, he is aware of what New Marge likes. He just doesn't know that he already knows the answer.

@thomaspalazzolo5902 5 жыл бұрын

Great, now I'm having flashbacks to The Monster of Nix where Tom Waits says a number of worrisome things about grannies. "Your granny was the first to go, because that's what grannies do."

@Nerozard 3 жыл бұрын

This is why we should all be just be trading gift cards.

@Khandrake 6 жыл бұрын

"army wives" awwwwwww, now i feel bad awwww

@alainajobe5823 6 жыл бұрын

THIS IS IN THE TOP 20 BITS

@Conchobhar 4 жыл бұрын

ashy elbows

@aud7593 3 жыл бұрын

my favourite part of this bit is when they revisited it later (the guy wrote in to talk about what happened), they had completely forgotten Large Marge

@ACDBunnie 2 жыл бұрын

Is a clip of it on youtube?

@ethanyoung1697 3 жыл бұрын

Trying to impress someone with an expensive gift that has nothing to do with them is the worst experience I can imagine. The only good thing that could come from that is I could sell it and just get the money you spent on it. Wtf is poor mouthing?

@cooperwilliams2595 6 жыл бұрын

i'M WEEPING, this is hilarious~!

@jacobreeder8101 3 жыл бұрын

musk is a wonderful smell

@minkcar 6 жыл бұрын

"hey, this is Large Marge from down in Lukenbach-" was griffin listening to old Todd Snider anecdotes?

@maryballwashington4674 5 ай бұрын

Richard Stink begins.

@AbusiveCactus 5 жыл бұрын

I dropped about 10k on an ICO ( Initial Candle Offering) called Afternoon Delight.

@spaztron5000 Жыл бұрын

It was a mistake to listen to this while trying to eat chicken nuggies.

@TankCollinsProtectionSquad 6 жыл бұрын

Large Marge is my favorite name ever

@Girfan83 2 жыл бұрын

lol I love going into bath and body works. My dad and I have gone for several years to get my mom presents from there, but it's normally soaps and candles, not lotions, and a complimentary present, not the only thing we get her (I feel obligated to also say I'm her daughter, not her son since they specifically mentioned sons lol)

@sarahmichelle8929 3 жыл бұрын

12:24 i laughed so hard i cried 😭my stomach hurts now

@sarahmichelle8929 3 жыл бұрын

justin's 'oh no's absolutely slay me

@kropotkinnie 4 жыл бұрын

no joke my ideal human being (though i have no interest in romance) is someone who just tells me they wanna get me something, gives me a budget, and takes me to a store i find that a lot more respectful and flattering than someone guessing wrong or getting me something i probably don't really want honestly a $20 gift card is probably the way to my heart

@myriadpath 4 жыл бұрын

6:49

@keaganlemons4183 6 жыл бұрын

I got fucking foot cream for a gift. What the hell does it mean

@snoixalicious 2 жыл бұрын

i guess you got some grungy stompers bud

@heddelinpralin1481 2 жыл бұрын

The AMOUNT of vanilla scented candles and heart shaped jewelry I’ve gotten from people gets me in a real 😬 kinda mood bc thank you for trying I love you but I hate it

@heddelinpralin1481 2 жыл бұрын

I love me some lotion tho. My dry ass desert skin suck that shit right up 🙏🏻 butter me up w some body lotion hunty

@heddelinpralin1481 2 жыл бұрын

But again, NOT VANILLA

@lordtachanka903 5 жыл бұрын

ManTown is Large Marge’s favorite

@pikapuffin368 4 жыл бұрын

Margarine and Marjorie.

@slevemcdichael4481 5 жыл бұрын

9:31

@murpaderp8461 4 жыл бұрын

Mango?

@UselessRambling 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, so, um...listening to this in public was a mistake

@jonahparker1996 4 жыл бұрын

You're poor mouthing right now

@madisonmakinson8130 3 жыл бұрын

Okay but honestly....I love scented stuff...lotion...? Hell yeah!! Love it, can’t wait to be soft and smell good. Bath bombs..? Fuck yeah! Scented bubble bath!! Absolutely! I love getting stuff like that

@lazarusrat6159 4 жыл бұрын

IDK some quality B&BW lotion is always a welcome gift. Stick to fruity scents for maximum gift giving safety.

@lyricperson24 6 жыл бұрын

last christmas my grandma bought me a really cute top, and while i will admit she made a good choice, she confessed to me that she couldn’t find my amazon wishlist and just looked at a bunch of stuff aimed at college aged girls... thanks for admitting you don’t know shit about me, grandma :/

@Providence83 6 жыл бұрын

lyricperson24 maybe she'd know a little more about you if you were better connected with her, dawg. Put down the paper and maybe give her a ring once in a while. Del Cardigi once said something something you have to be invested in them for them to know stuff about you to get you things relative to you for Christmas or something something.

@lyricperson24 6 жыл бұрын

...i call her and talk to her almost daily. i have to explain things to her over and over again because she just doesn't listen to me half the time. don't just make assumptions, man

@Providence83 6 жыл бұрын

lyricperson24 Jesus man, I don't need your life story, it was just a fun joke fun. I mean, Christ, you really took me seriously with how I wrote those sentences? Did you even read the "quote" bit at the end?

@lyricperson24 6 жыл бұрын

sorry i didn't find it that funny! i guess it's a bit of a tender subject

@Providence83 6 жыл бұрын

lyricperson24 yeah, no problem, pal. I might do the same if I thought someone was pissing in my salad.