“Shaq is sated, I will have no more pizza” has the same energy and cadence of “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.” and I’m not sure what to do with this knowledge.

I just wanna get this out there. It's a damn fine 'za.

7:46 Come on, Griffin. Kobe beef. It was right there.

The reckoning is here...forgive us papa for we have sinned.

i thought shaqaroni would be a macaroni analogue for sure

2:28 You mean you DON'T want that juicy Shaq meat, Griffin?

I want a larger than life pizza.