From Episode 125 "Tuggies" Listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me here: www.maximumfun....
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@austinjames604 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever tried to punch a bird?” Is the exact reasoning I used to remember that fighting type isn’t effective against flying type
@DBZbre6 жыл бұрын
As a person who has fought a goose, yes you can punch a bird.
@GodzillaRex1006 жыл бұрын
Daveyog your a credit to your species
@emmagrace18126 жыл бұрын
Fake. If you punched a goose you would be dead
@kaspersilver6 жыл бұрын
Also vouch for punching a goose, damn thing flew at me and In self defense punched it in its stomach while it smacked me in the head with its beak, I looked like carrie with blood dripping down my face lmfao. Probably bc smart 13 yr old me was around its damn nest.
@gaigeiris96326 жыл бұрын
you are truly the zenith of our kind
@jessesherer97924 жыл бұрын
Shit, don't admit that.
@Zamiiz5 жыл бұрын
I was drinking water when that “shrimp and pussayy” came out of NO WHERE and did a literal spit take
@josephharold8084 жыл бұрын
I love the delivery. Just the few scant seconds of silence and then a quiet and slimy "ₛₕᵣᵢₘₚ ₐₙₔ ₚᵤₛₛᵧ"
@Jerbkis6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in the coliseum they had arrows with crescent shaped heads specifically designed to decapitate ostriches.
@Pomlithe4 жыл бұрын
Like. Just ostriches? Nothing else?
@unkillablesheep4 жыл бұрын
@@Pomlithe what other animal do you know that has both a) a very long neck and b) a neck thin and fragile enough to be severed with an arrow?
@Pomlithe4 жыл бұрын
@@unkillablesheep A swan?
@unkillablesheep4 жыл бұрын
swans are just the ostriches of the lake I think
@Pomlithe4 жыл бұрын
Touché.
@MildExplosion4 жыл бұрын
McElroy fans: we love our sweet wholesome unproblematic soft boys! McElroys: wouldn't it be fun to watch an ostrich decapitation?
@peachesaupear84554 жыл бұрын
If that's the most problematic thing they've said then I'm good with that
@bishophoffman7939 Жыл бұрын
Also all the just, general bird animosity? Like why all the avian hostility boys?
@themonarch5688 Жыл бұрын
@@bishophoffman7939 it’s balanced out by Justin asking ‘if you saw an owl with one of its eyes gouged out, would you fuck it?’ in another episode
@stephanieexists2 жыл бұрын
3:55 “Whatever supreme being created Ostriches obviously made them for bloodsport,” is the funniest string of words ever 😂
@jazzcatt50716 жыл бұрын
I have a rescued parrot named Steve, and I absolutely lost it when the boys started talking about a parrot named Steve getting jealous over a hawk- my Steve actually started chirping at the sound of his name, thanks guys
@fitzdettmer76994 жыл бұрын
Domestic birds can be very affectionate and love scratches, especially chickens. Geese and swans can be very mean though. And no, the blinders aren't to dissuade violence, it's to keep them calm bc they're in unfamiliar or sensory overloading areas
@leaffinite20014 жыл бұрын
2:18 "How come, as many times as I've seen chickens killed on TV..." I'm sorry Hoops, what? Excuse me?
"You'll be able to become a Gunslinger at an unprecedentedly young age"
@mimisezlol5 жыл бұрын
You're actually supposed to punch an ostrich if you open the window at a safari and it pokes its head into your car
@ThePhantomBeaver4 жыл бұрын
"I Punched Seven Birds"
@GammaWolf996 жыл бұрын
The Mcelroys clearly know nothing about birbs
@warren_waters5 жыл бұрын
This bit always bugs me bc birds', like, whole deal is that if something tries to hurt them they just leave very quickly
@nommerz54654 жыл бұрын
Right? I think everything they said about birds in this clip was just incorrect.
@Cherrycherrylady14792 жыл бұрын
it's a joke fam
@asiunderstandit57176 жыл бұрын
Child me had an intense hatred of ostriches due to a very mildly traumatic encounter at a zoo. Child me would have definitely approved of Justin's opinions on ostriches
@mariegp50214 жыл бұрын
I have fought a turkey. I'm just gonna say you'll lose to anything bigger than a duck man
@hansen-house3 жыл бұрын
I think everyone would lose a fight with a Duck Man
@beebo-5 жыл бұрын
i know trav meant pogs, but what if you named a falcon pawgs
@Jonbutter4 жыл бұрын
This is the 2nd mbmbam bit in a row I’ve listened to where one of the brothers says pussy and it catches me waaay off guard
@parkeraddams75904 жыл бұрын
I have a quaker parrot on my shoulder rn, he's a good good boy. he's disabled, his parrots bit his toes off.
@Mike-os3pt5 жыл бұрын
Avian Cartoon Snuff Film is my band's name.
@lordtachanka9033 жыл бұрын
“Where would you cut you have so many options” - juice McElroy
@Trick.Sparrow6 жыл бұрын
for this very particular Venn diagram of people: you can name your gold saucer racing chocobo 'flying knife'
@TakuroSpirit4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who gets the reference at 7:00 has my infinite love and respect.
@jacobreeder81013 жыл бұрын
currently reading the dark tower series right now
@Roflmaolinde3 жыл бұрын
When Justin started to talk about machete chopping an ostrich, I first thought he’d said otter. I was (understandably I think) upset when he described how awesome that would be!
@beebo-6 жыл бұрын
im gonna name my next pet gangum style
@sorvian256 жыл бұрын
These are the highlights of my day tbh. Thanks my bud
@CallMeFreakFujiko6 жыл бұрын
Is this question related to Pokemon?
@meatmobile6 жыл бұрын
It's a pretty awkward question, if you ask me.
@mimisezlol5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@XCAltoona5 жыл бұрын
PARROTS ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVING CHILDREN
@Cal60094 жыл бұрын
Na
@jackflorence65626 жыл бұрын
7:00 Solid reference, much appreciated.
@misterkingdom35714 жыл бұрын
What were they referencing?
@jackflorence65624 жыл бұрын
Dark Tower series by Steven King. I think I was reading it around the time I saw this, lol.
@misterkingdom35714 жыл бұрын
@@jackflorence6562 Thank you! It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what it was.
@leegauntlett2144 Жыл бұрын
In the Roman arena a special arrow was invented for decapitating ostrich.
@alexw.70972 жыл бұрын
What’s killing me is that while these guys talk about horses and apparently pet birds as if they know a lot about them but obviously do not, they talk about horses with so much love and birds with so much distaste XD (Also these guys need to meet some good pet birds)
@feetpolice71354 жыл бұрын
In some cases, ostriches are hornier for humans than other ostriches
@beybladegf4 жыл бұрын
Naming a falcon pogs no longer works for carbon dating your bird
@goldenjoeblow5 жыл бұрын
"they are super swans" swans are like the biggest asshole birds out there, all the more reason to decapitate an ostrich
@thedonpurplemanradiohour25082 жыл бұрын
It’s weird that a falcon names pogs, the joke being that the name as irrelevant and outdated was for a completely separate reason became relevant again, and then irrelevant **again**
@flower-yl6iw4 жыл бұрын
gangnam style is actually timeless
@p0stscripter2494 жыл бұрын
"this is my falcon, pogs" has a new meaning now
@MilesEques6 жыл бұрын
Is the question a reference to that Tiedrich comic?
@alldayagain Жыл бұрын
Well, flying-types have a resistance against fighting types
@misterkingdom35714 жыл бұрын
Wow, Justin was mad hostile on this question but damn were they funny.
@oreosmooshy2 жыл бұрын
3:22 There’s a video available on KZfaq of an ostrich getting its head stuck behind a rail and pulling its own head off in an attempt to get free… if anyone’s as curious as Justin.
@braydengriffin87173 жыл бұрын
Name my falcon Deion Sanders
@ollyoxenfree69354 жыл бұрын
Punch a falcon. Falcon punch!!
@jacobreeder81013 жыл бұрын
mmm dark tower references
@maxwellmitchell85056 жыл бұрын
If you tries to punch an ostrich, it would fucking kill you
@plushs4 жыл бұрын
good birds (not subjective) chicken, blue jay, piegon, vulture, all those goth birds bad birds parakeet, all those other weird small ones, turkey, SEAGULL all other birds are undetermined but i will listen to input
@toadsupportgroup98395 жыл бұрын
2:17
@jonathandellasantina77154 жыл бұрын
this is the best segment in terms of topic like (not goofs tho)