“Have you ever tried to punch a bird?” Is the exact reasoning I used to remember that fighting type isn’t effective against flying type

As a person who has fought a goose, yes you can punch a bird.

I was drinking water when that “shrimp and pussayy” came out of NO WHERE and did a literal spit take

Fun fact: in the coliseum they had arrows with crescent shaped heads specifically designed to decapitate ostriches.

McElroy fans: we love our sweet wholesome unproblematic soft boys! McElroys: wouldn't it be fun to watch an ostrich decapitation?

3:55 “Whatever supreme being created Ostriches obviously made them for bloodsport,” is the funniest string of words ever 😂

I have a rescued parrot named Steve, and I absolutely lost it when the boys started talking about a parrot named Steve getting jealous over a hawk- my Steve actually started chirping at the sound of his name, thanks guys

Domestic birds can be very affectionate and love scratches, especially chickens. Geese and swans can be very mean though. And no, the blinders aren't to dissuade violence, it's to keep them calm bc they're in unfamiliar or sensory overloading areas

2:18 "How come, as many times as I've seen chickens killed on TV..." I'm sorry Hoops, what? Excuse me?

"You'll be able to become a Gunslinger at an unprecedentedly young age"

You're actually supposed to punch an ostrich if you open the window at a safari and it pokes its head into your car

"I Punched Seven Birds"

The Mcelroys clearly know nothing about birbs

Child me had an intense hatred of ostriches due to a very mildly traumatic encounter at a zoo. Child me would have definitely approved of Justin's opinions on ostriches

I have fought a turkey. I'm just gonna say you'll lose to anything bigger than a duck man

i know trav meant pogs, but what if you named a falcon pawgs

This is the 2nd mbmbam bit in a row I’ve listened to where one of the brothers says pussy and it catches me waaay off guard

I have a quaker parrot on my shoulder rn, he's a good good boy. he's disabled, his parrots bit his toes off.

Avian Cartoon Snuff Film is my band's name.

“Where would you cut you have so many options” - juice McElroy

for this very particular Venn diagram of people: you can name your gold saucer racing chocobo 'flying knife'

Anyone who gets the reference at 7:00 has my infinite love and respect.

When Justin started to talk about machete chopping an ostrich, I first thought he’d said otter. I was (understandably I think) upset when he described how awesome that would be!

im gonna name my next pet gangum style

These are the highlights of my day tbh. Thanks my bud

Is this question related to Pokemon?

PARROTS ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVING CHILDREN

7:00 Solid reference, much appreciated.

In the Roman arena a special arrow was invented for decapitating ostrich.

What’s killing me is that while these guys talk about horses and apparently pet birds as if they know a lot about them but obviously do not, they talk about horses with so much love and birds with so much distaste XD (Also these guys need to meet some good pet birds)

In some cases, ostriches are hornier for humans than other ostriches

Naming a falcon pogs no longer works for carbon dating your bird

"they are super swans" swans are like the biggest asshole birds out there, all the more reason to decapitate an ostrich

It’s weird that a falcon names pogs, the joke being that the name as irrelevant and outdated was for a completely separate reason became relevant again, and then irrelevant **again**

gangnam style is actually timeless

"this is my falcon, pogs" has a new meaning now

Is the question a reference to that Tiedrich comic?

Well, flying-types have a resistance against fighting types

Wow, Justin was mad hostile on this question but damn were they funny.

3:22 There’s a video available on KZfaq of an ostrich getting its head stuck behind a rail and pulling its own head off in an attempt to get free… if anyone’s as curious as Justin.

Name my falcon Deion Sanders

Punch a falcon. Falcon punch!!

mmm dark tower references

If you tries to punch an ostrich, it would fucking kill you

good birds (not subjective) chicken, blue jay, piegon, vulture, all those goth birds bad birds parakeet, all those other weird small ones, turkey, SEAGULL all other birds are undetermined but i will listen to input

2:17

this is the best segment in terms of topic like (not goofs tho)

6:27 alexa play bruno is orange