Me, Myself, and Irene

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Me, Myself, and Irene

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Күн бұрын

Jim Carrey delivers an outrageous performance in this "fall-down, flat-out, irresistibly deranged movie" (Rolling Stone). Rhode Island state trooper Charlie Baileygates (Jim Carrey) proves that nice guys finish first after marrying the prettiest gal in town. But when she leaves him for another man, Charlie develops a split personality and his outrageous opposite, Hank, is born! Hank's got a filthy mouth, drinks like a fish and loves dirty, dirty sex. When Charlie falls crazy in love with beautiful but wanted Irene, he must battle Hank for her affection while on the run from both the cops and the criminals.
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@cajuncoonass5053 7 жыл бұрын

Our father may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage but he's a very gentle person

@nomadhakunamatata5793 6 жыл бұрын

"MOOO!"

@stbuddha3547 3 жыл бұрын

Mathafaka robot! Mazamaza robot!

@krow7402 3 жыл бұрын

What are you starin' at, fucker?

@iganpparamarta8813 3 жыл бұрын

@@krow7402 four eyes

@Ridley_Lockhart 2 жыл бұрын

Poor thing's lucky to still be alive 😅🙃

@bamm86 9 жыл бұрын

"We just got a report that he put six bullets into a prize cow's head. Poor thing's lucky to be alive."

@GTO_CAL 8 жыл бұрын

pfff ahaahaaaa!!!...lol ,dude i busted out laffin when i read this

@bamm86 8 жыл бұрын

GTO - CAL hahahhaha I know right?! That shit kills me every time. This movie is genius.

@GTO_CAL 8 жыл бұрын

bamm86 GENIUS!!...yes!! lol

@TheeKorovaMilkBar 8 жыл бұрын

"Our Daddy wouldn't hurt a motherfuckin' fly!"

@Ali37228 7 жыл бұрын

bamm86 i think 9 bullets xD

@c.galindo9639 6 жыл бұрын

This part is hilarious. I love where he’s trying to give it a mercy kill but viciously tries killing the cow

@benn255b3 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelohare3404 it's a *joke* and *movie* get over yourself

@rhys896 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelohare3404 Are you ok?

@rhys896 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelohare3404 Yourself isn't two words it's one word by the way. You shouldn't need a 13 year old to tell you that.

@rhys896 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelohare3404 I'm the asshole, am I? You just called a 13 year old asshole, how pathetic. Ps. I'm pretty sure you're the asshole, your lack of self awareness shows your morbid stupidity.

@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын

Michael O'Hare were you sexually abused in your lifetime? That could explain your anger issues here

@prmtryderx3 9 жыл бұрын

turns out the Cow still survived lol

@christian.corriveau716 7 жыл бұрын

good

@moodyowlproductions4287 4 жыл бұрын

Nope.....(bang)!!!!!

@borediideath6526 3 жыл бұрын

Because he was obviously shooting blanks at it

@koolaiddudeawesome9850 3 жыл бұрын

@@moodyowlproductions4287 it still is alive actually

@groovytone8864 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao “took 6 shots to the head the damn things lucky to be alive” that’s what they in the movie 🤣

@2001tclmike 4 жыл бұрын

Lol when he runs out of bullets and punches the cow in the face saying what the hell is wrong with you!? Was the best ever

@seekforjannah2432 2 жыл бұрын

Ace Ventura won't be happy

@s.marshian8455 2 жыл бұрын

I lose it when he starts to choke it out and plug the nostrils

@Minchken Жыл бұрын

There's a deleted scene where a farmer tells Charlie and Irene that the cow was fine and just loved to sleep on the road, and they both glance at each other with guilt. That's probably why they show the cow alive and well in a neck brace at the end.

@Amynity Жыл бұрын

omg

@cmj2b 2 жыл бұрын

the fingers in the nostrils and 🤣the gurgling sounds were hilarious..

@micahrutland9021 27 күн бұрын

That's when I laughed.

@Youtoob02 5 жыл бұрын

When the cow started gurgling I lost it 😂

@Espo2250 4 жыл бұрын

"come on girl, on to greener pastures" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@didsomebodysaydmt8193 3 жыл бұрын

That's the line rite there.

@hiltongumbys1291 2 жыл бұрын

The fingers up the nose. 🤣😂🤣

@IllIIllllIlIlIll 12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@patrickdennler4718 3 жыл бұрын

There will never be another Comedian Actor with Mannerisms as funny as Jim!

@FirmlyGrasp 9 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the gurgling sound lol

@call_me_capta1ngaming412 6 жыл бұрын

Same

@neverifnotfornow 5 жыл бұрын

Yep. Still. 😆😂

@admirosmanovic1368 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me 2 lmao

@appleheadjackson3524 4 жыл бұрын

When he started beating the cow with the gun and was strangling it and pulling the cow's nostrils and told Irene to do something and she barely kicks it😂😂😂😂

@PoppyCorn144 7 жыл бұрын

I think we did the right thing 😂😂😂

@toniroberts8117 4 жыл бұрын

“Help me out”!!! (Starts kicking the cow)... 😂

@user-ky1dw9sf4b 6 ай бұрын

🤣

@superbird6176 5 жыл бұрын

1:39. On to greener pastures. They're clear cutting a place in heaven for ya! 😂😂

@da_vortex 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I miss Jim in the movies. He was and still is my favorite actor.

@user-te2nf1rd8y 8 ай бұрын

What bullshit! It sucks! It’s such a shame to be thrown into your grandma’s house! There's something wrong with your brain, you idiot

@burgos041 10 жыл бұрын

lol, that cow has more lives than a cat

@jadenn.hernandez7784 5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Burgos the cat has nine lives, and the cow has six stomachs!! :D

@diggydiggz2209 4 жыл бұрын

I loose it every time when he runs out of ammo so he starts pistol whipping the cow lmao 😂

@tudy000 10 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this,back in 2000 i was 11 when i first saw it :)))))))

@clinicalpsychologist 5 жыл бұрын

Makes you a sicko

@operationtakeoveryoutube1724 5 жыл бұрын

@@clinicalpsychologist - I FOUND THE VEGAN!!!

@tudy000 4 жыл бұрын

@Dadoo 123 it's not that bad,saw the movie at least 6 times since then ,the cold water butt washing scene kills me :)))))))

@tudy000 4 жыл бұрын

@@clinicalpsychologist I was referring laughing at the whole movie,but fuck you i guess :)

@UliVazquez 3 жыл бұрын

I almost pissed myself lmao

@cutie_girl7804 10 жыл бұрын

The best part about this scene is when the cow gurgled

@chantelanderson5244 3 жыл бұрын

Mooogguughhhh

@markcobuzzi826 5 жыл бұрын

The Resident Evil 2 Remake’s zombies in a nutshell.

@moodyowlproductions4287 4 жыл бұрын

Aim for the fore head.._hard shot but that how to put them down

@booneshow1863 Жыл бұрын

It takes like 4 head shots to drop 1 zombie. Imagine if they had zombie cows.

@aaronkenyon7112 Жыл бұрын

Too right mate. Honestly, I haven't even killed half the bastards in that game cause of how relentless they are

@generalingwer4341 9 ай бұрын

The fingers up the nostils is just😂😂😂.

@pauljones5278 6 жыл бұрын

Would love a sequel to this movie it's one of Jim's best I think it's hilariously funny

@HistoryandReviews 2 жыл бұрын

It would Be woke trash

@sammyhill69 24 күн бұрын

@@HistoryandReviews woke trash? Explain what that means. Aware of social justices trash? That doesn't really make sense.

@evanmiller2562 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when the cow made the gurgling noise XD

@Chris-ni2pc 4 жыл бұрын

i remember this scene being sooooo much longer when he was trying to kill the cow

@GamerOner2H 4 жыл бұрын

There's an extra scene at the end I think

@purplelasagna6427 9 жыл бұрын

This part always has me laugh so hard, my rib cage always hurts after. Lolololol! 😂 😂 😂

@colmdurkin7915 9 ай бұрын

Me, too😅😅😅

@ernesthenson5040 10 жыл бұрын

He stuck his finger in the nose! LMAO

@admirosmanovic1368 3 жыл бұрын

I love that part

@johnnybraxton5539 8 ай бұрын

Jim Carrey is such a legend

@aa-ze5cz Жыл бұрын

As funny as Jim Carrey is Renee really sells the "Oh it's still alive!" really well, lol.

@sammyhill69 9 жыл бұрын

Those damn truckers..

@jscountrygirl85_326 2 жыл бұрын

Even the way Rex Allen, Jr. delivers the line "Oh, it ain't always easy doing mother nature's work" just before the cow starts mooing again is so funny! lol

@danielsantiago9637 4 жыл бұрын

Screaming "my God in heaven" then going postal is just the funniest thing in life to me Lmfao.

@dudewheresmycar12ism 4 жыл бұрын

OMG I remember seeing this and thinking at first “They probably put blanks in his gun and never told him about it” Now I know he shot a cow six times and strangled it to death. 😂

@ZNotFound 4 жыл бұрын

The cow survived.

@dudewheresmycar12ism 4 жыл бұрын

Zytran L oh yea. Been a while seen I’ve seen it

@rachelsolomons3228 6 жыл бұрын

It's the gurgle that gets me haha

@2devmoran 8 жыл бұрын

that gurgling part lol love this movie

@danielsantiago9637 Жыл бұрын

Bro the "oh my God in heaven" gets me dying into stomach pains and all and I seen it a million times 🤣 🤣 🤣

@koolaiddudeawesome9850 3 жыл бұрын

Guys the cow is still alive even after this scene 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@bihan7967 8 жыл бұрын

Same here lol I died when the cow gurgles

@patrickdennler4718 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed when he asked her to try to move it off the road he picked it up by the fucking tail😂😂😂

@superbird24 8 ай бұрын

@ 1:24. I love how he leans into the shots.. 😂😂

@cooldude2027 6 жыл бұрын

Jesus is that cow immortal.

@derekmiller849 3 жыл бұрын

cows typically have very thick skulls commonly you have to shoot them in the soft part of there skull which is located in between the eyes and it is very uncommon for the first bullet to kill them.

@robertdavis6917 6 ай бұрын

😂😂, The absolute craziness besides this scene, is the Cow🐄 still Lived 😭

@geneclarke6953 10 жыл бұрын

you would never find a scene like this in todays movies. the animal cruelty activists would go nuts

@squirreldemon3506 7 жыл бұрын

Gene Clarke watch the brothers grimsby

@jaypritchett6846 4 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of stuff like this that can't be in newer movies! Lol

@MCMB0627 4 жыл бұрын

That’s why the new movies suck!

@michaelohare3404 4 жыл бұрын

Wow you sick fuckers want to see animal cruetly in movies go to hell ass fucks so fuck off

@bradybrooks695 4 жыл бұрын

Michael O'Hare lol someone’s angry it’s not real relax Buddy

@NikiaDelaney 10 жыл бұрын

Do something! But *shrugs* kick lmbo!

@cassidystarchild7907 2 жыл бұрын

"They're clear cutting a place in heaven for you" 😂

@ixi-toloveyuuki-xix7564 10 жыл бұрын

Woooow it's been so long since i've seen this - i was 8 or 9 when i first seen this movie, This is one of the best romantic comedy movie's still

@superbird6176 5 жыл бұрын

@ 1:45. I think Irene's kicks did a number on the cow. 😂😂

@barnesnplebian6462 2 жыл бұрын

They make cartoon level humor movies like this anymore

@antonynjoro9242 2 жыл бұрын

That was tough but I think we did the right thing😂😂

@TheBlackKakashi 2 жыл бұрын

This is the cow that survived the mad cow disease

@Locadel2003 5 жыл бұрын

How the hell that cow is still alive😂 This is absolutely hilarious but absolutely impossible

@andrewnguyen2576 10 жыл бұрын

Such a Classic

@donnahouston8256 3 жыл бұрын

Irene was looking like if those bullets ain’t doing it what can I do😂😂

@stud105 5 жыл бұрын

It was tough, but, I think we did the right thing! 😂

@The_yeffy1 3 жыл бұрын

when she starts kicking it I died lol its like any of our mothers when we ask them to do something serious

@agarcia2511 2 жыл бұрын

“Poor thing’s lucky to still be alive”

@georgebent8540 Ай бұрын

Wish they still made good movies like this

@allydtae238 6 жыл бұрын

hahahah I'm dead laughing "What the hate is wrong with you" 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

@Natsuki-yn7lu 6 жыл бұрын

Lol , I'm 10 years old it made me cry when I FIRST watched the movie But then I watched it again and it was hilarious 🤣😂 my dad just sent me the description to this video 😂😂 so I watched it OH AND WHEN THE COW GURGLES WOWWWW I LOST 😂 lol then later in in the movie "we just got a report that he put 6 bullets prize cow's head. Poor things lucky to be alive."

@emanuelismusic 3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever think, maybe the cow was just injured and passed out? Shit itself for being there too long. Lol

@zemunusrcu3805 2 жыл бұрын

The best scene ever. 😂😂😂

@gaminglovers3097 4 жыл бұрын

Don't make video scenes like this in India. Here cow 🐄🐄🐄 is very dangerous

@gaminacthemaniac6444 Жыл бұрын

That cow is literally an immortal god.

@AliSolanki 3 жыл бұрын

When he puts his finger in the cow's nose😂

@superdad9886 Жыл бұрын

The plugging the nose and gurgling sounds always got me

@reddotlucidea3983 5 жыл бұрын

Loved this movie when it came out! iwas 9 back in 2001, seemed way funnier back then..

@ryantres85 10 ай бұрын

The gurgling sound LOL

@TheSighphiguy 4 жыл бұрын

Carrey really milked this scene for all it was worth.

@theaztecwarrior1190 6 жыл бұрын

He pistol whipped the cow 😂

@tudor-dancristea3054 9 ай бұрын

I am pretty sure this part was cut off in India.

@mdtalhaansari1096 Жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert. The cow still survives and the movie ends with the cops looking for the guy who shot it so many times.

@bihan7967 8 жыл бұрын

He shot the cow twelve times, plus hit it with his gun three times, and choking the cow while the blonde kicked it twice before the cow died lol

@imcia1675 7 жыл бұрын

The cow survived actually.

@Schlepticide 6 жыл бұрын

You left one thing out: The cow got plowed into at full speed by an 80,000 lb semi-truck, as well. :)

@jennafox8556 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the cow survived.

@MartyMcFly88 Ай бұрын

That gurgling noise 😂

@polypeptide 5 жыл бұрын

Haha the tail swinging around hitting the grass at 1:46 somehow never noticed that before lol

@bigjerm1631 Жыл бұрын

"..Ol girl.. your suffering is over" >Gun shots >Walks away *"MOOOOOOOO!"*

@larrymitchell6470 2 жыл бұрын

I love that the cow is mentioned later as surviving lol

@13locomamama 2 жыл бұрын

Continuity error 1:33 he throws his gun away , 1:45 the gun is besides the cow's head lmao

@wildbill1185 7 жыл бұрын

lol glad I got to see this one in theatres

@JoseLuna-iw1ly 6 жыл бұрын

What's the song playing after he's done shooting/killing the cow?

@ginger_breadman 2 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly, the cow still survived at the end?

@LucasPalYT_Official 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't the cow show up on post credits with a neck brace on?

@junebergman2443 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone know where this scene is filmed? Looks so beautiful!

@rgmoore2 5 жыл бұрын

Rhode island I think

@rgmoore2 5 жыл бұрын

Nevermind, Vermont

@jennafox8556 5 жыл бұрын

This cow is immortal. lol

@jaydnvonrhoman736 8 жыл бұрын

This seemed a lot funnier when I was 10 years old

@drewski103 4 жыл бұрын

You have terrible parents if you watched this when you were 10

@aaronkenyon7112 Жыл бұрын

I watched this when I was 10 and it's still funny now, if not funnier since I understand all the jokes now lol

@The1966buick 6 жыл бұрын

There clear cutting a place in heaven for u

@jamdi487 5 жыл бұрын

1:23 every boss in sekiro

@derekwall200 3 жыл бұрын

you'll need more than a 9mm to kill a 2000 lb cow

@jamesfalvey77 9 жыл бұрын

frickin' hilarious!!!!!!!!

@baseballdiamondhead Жыл бұрын

They should make another one of these movies they don’t even have to use Irene

@conman6676 9 жыл бұрын

If you look at the bike closely, the headlight is off but after he shoots the cow, the headlight is on

@tanseygreen 2 жыл бұрын

Later in the film a cop say's he shot a prize winning cow ten times she only just survived.

@LittleSparrow. 4 жыл бұрын

Noise the Cow at 1:55 LOL

@jonafrica1796 2 жыл бұрын

believe it or not the cow managed to survived

@user-ky1dw9sf4b 6 ай бұрын

🐄 👍

@jamesfalvey77 9 жыл бұрын

frickin' hilarious!!!!!!!! ....

@Moby41 3 жыл бұрын

This is surprisingly accurate. Animal heads are tough, you need a large caliber to pierce the skull (depending on the animal of course) Best spot to aim is for a vital organ like the heart.

@almightybunny3320 3 жыл бұрын

That is true but lungs are usually the sweet spot because heart is very small organ! Of course you need the large caliber weapon the penetrate the throrax.

@dancalvano8702 3 жыл бұрын

Dude, I'm pretty sure dumping a whole mag of 9mm at point blank range would be more than enough to kill a cow...or anything

@Yophillips3272 3 жыл бұрын

@@dancalvano8702 This is going to sound messed up. But I know someone who decided to try to become a farmer, it took a lot of bullets to kill the hog and then some. I was horrified. Didn't eat pork for a long time after that.

@stagger9660 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized this now after years of watching this movie. But i think the department gave him blanks because this is just after the scene where they mention him being a liability