Meanwhile… Axe Body Spray For Sheep | Eat Like Taco Bell’s CMO

Meanwhile… Axe Body Spray For Sheep | Eat Like Taco Bell’s CMO | Clippers Fans Get Free Chicken

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Meanwhile… British shepherds figured out that Axe body spray keeps their sheep from fighting, the CMO of Taco Bell says his special order is “life changing,” and NBA star Boban Marjanović is being hailed as a true American hero after winning free chicken for the crowd at a Rockets-Clippers game.
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@LivingroomTV-me9oz 25 күн бұрын

British person here. Colbert’s summary of three hundred and fifty years of history of the British Empire is more accurate and more comprehensive than what we are taught in school! Our version is heavy on spreading Christianity and building railroads…rather light on the whole genocide thang…

@WindsorMason 23 күн бұрын

The US version of its own history is the same, but we pretend the rail road part didn't ever happen, and we apparently don't ever need to try doing that thing again, that we never did. Cars are good, more land should be devoted to them, they should be held to the highest and know if we are not worshiping enthusiastically enough... Must get more oil for the wheeled holiness.

@traceythompson1092 10 күн бұрын

@@WindsorMasondon't forget that all enslaved African-Americans were just happy to get to the civilized west and were grateful to be looked after by their wiser, superior "masters".

@hopeewing5583 5 күн бұрын

Children need to know the truth.

@CappyLarou 25 күн бұрын

Now that's how you take care of fans, even if they're on the other side. That man is a true hero. Free chicken rules

@GrizDrummer25 22 күн бұрын

The NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM of the free miracle nachos was equally as priceless

@june2420111 25 күн бұрын

As a Peruvian who was cooking lunch with aji panca and aji amarillo as I was watching this segment, I am honored Colbert's writing team has tried our "chupe de camarones" ❤❤ 👌

@gnocchidokey 25 күн бұрын

It sounds delicious!

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 25 күн бұрын

*Amarillo RULES* incredible niceness

@gardnerhill9073 25 күн бұрын

Peruvian food is so yummy.

@josephzuloaga 25 күн бұрын

as a peruvian, it made me smile when Stephen mentioned "chupe de camarones" :)

@williammiller9282 22 күн бұрын

That's so crazy, I was making fugitive road shwill while watching this

@silverdragon4344 26 күн бұрын

If Steven freezes is he called a Cold Bear? Ba dum tiss...

@afreezaphorogiancossack2194 26 күн бұрын

Nobody ever talks much about Stephen's delivery because the content is so strong. But of course his intro to the "Meanwhile" kind of puts his fundamental skills on display. He's actually got some of the longest sentences full of elaborate vocabulary that the writers could imagine, and he really seldom goofs. It's amazing when you think about how he has to do that like 4 times a week with little to no rehearsal. But like I said, it's just one of the many things about this show that are just extraordinary. And until today I never learned or noticed that he was in Second City. Man, they were all the rage back then in Chicago. And Chicago was the place then, too. Thank you, Stephen, absolutely love the show, the best late night ever!

@jeswilde6188 26 күн бұрын

:) yes to this

@KrakenIsland64 26 күн бұрын

You realize this is filmed ahead of time and they can edit out or retake mistakes right?

@jonathanneil5901 26 күн бұрын

@@KrakenIsland64it’s pretty clear when something is one take

@KrakenIsland64 26 күн бұрын

@@jonathanneil5901 I've been to his show tapings, between camera switches there is often jokes, pauses, or slip-ups. Watch one of his live airings and you'll see the difference. I'm not saying he's bad at all, but anyone can misread a teleprompter or break character during a long monologue.

@KrakenIsland64 26 күн бұрын

@@jonathanneil5901 also just because you're shown one take doesn't mean that was the first take lol

@krisfrederick5001 25 күн бұрын

“We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!” 😂 ― Eddie Izzard, Eddie Izzard: Dress to kill

@jameshealey6535 25 күн бұрын

Greetings from the UK " How did we take over the world?"....it had a lot to do with the Navy-wavy!

@LeafHuntress 25 күн бұрын

You can tell that Colbert has no idea about the UK because he left out the Boaty MacBoatface part of the navy-wavy.

@erikt454 25 күн бұрын

John Oliver once quipped it was the accent...

@FalloutJack 22 күн бұрын

Eddie Izzard said it was from the cunning use of flags. 😁

@jameshealey6535 22 күн бұрын

Oh yeah, I remember that stand-up routine..@@FalloutJack

@bonniespruin6369 26 күн бұрын

When life is difficult, you can always make me smile, Stephen.

@DuchessCecelia72 26 күн бұрын

I have not been feeling very well the last few days so I’m lying in my bed with my eyes closed, listening to all of the Late shows KZfaq clips from last nights show. I was very relaxed and almost drifting off to sleep until Stephen said ‘da da da da da, am I having a stroke?’ I don’t think I’ve ever experienced that sensation before, drifting off to sleep then suddenly burst out laughing 😂. Love you for that Stephen ❤️

@arellatikvah 25 күн бұрын

Oh man, I've been having a very bad pain day myself and I laughed out at that one! It startled me and looked around to see who was laughing and it was me 😅

@YeeSoest 25 күн бұрын

THE Auditorium Theatre right next to Ballpark Stadium?? Wowzers😅😅

@annestewart5741 25 күн бұрын

I'll take mine with a side of double redundancy please!

@erikt454 25 күн бұрын

Meet at the Drinks Bar afterward?

@YeeSoest 25 күн бұрын

@@erikt454 sure thing, I'll buy the first round of hop beers

@annestewart5741 25 күн бұрын

@@erikt454 🤣

@evangonzalez2245 23 күн бұрын

Make sure you try the snack foods

@ChefForte 25 күн бұрын

The only time you hear the phrase "Argy bargy" in this country is when you're watching 40+ year old British comedy. That was refreshing, lol.

@pattywilliams788 26 күн бұрын

I love the “Meanwhile” segment! 😆🤣😂

@juanitalaloca7953 26 күн бұрын

I miss "Quarantine while"!

@pattywilliams788 26 күн бұрын

@@juanitalaloca7953 me, too

@agoogleuser4356 26 күн бұрын

This is unusual to find it the same day. Mostly CVS hides it until about three days later when they put up the whole playlist for the day. When they shorten fuse or his back after a long time on vacation then they make the segments available. I don’t know why they’re playing cat and mouse with their audience but CBS likes to make things difficult for us. I’m still not gonna be chained to a certain time to figure out how to use my broadcast TV. I’ll give up my sleep the way I want to and not by somebody else’s schedule.

@ekdaufin1485 24 күн бұрын

Me too. Just not the long intros.

@olorin4317 25 күн бұрын

Euphemisms are the cutest way to openly discuss atrocity among the elites back home Stephen.

@mycosys 26 күн бұрын

Axe body spray, a smell so bad it even kills a Ram's horn

@dasstigma 25 күн бұрын

Puberty. A condition so bad, words lose all meaning.

@deenormus1975 25 күн бұрын

😂

@sophiathekitteh 24 күн бұрын

I remember being in a class in high school and a bunch of guys were seated in the back. So much axe body spray. Unfortunately, I sat in the back too 😂

@VinceValentine 24 күн бұрын

@@sophiathekitteh To be fair, teenagers (especially boys) are stanky from all the hormones... but boys really overdo it. They overdid it back in the 90s and they still do today.

@requiemforameme1 25 күн бұрын

4:36 Everyday we grow one step closer to Smell-o-Vision.

@CitizenAyellowblue 25 күн бұрын

That billboard is asking for some special damage…

@NickChiuco 26 күн бұрын

4:55 I guess "Ba-rap-pap-pa-pa, I'm strokin' it" doesn't have a good ring to it.

@hopeewing5583 25 күн бұрын

This one was funny! When Steven did the British taking over with adorable language 😂😂

@SpaceForceCommander 26 күн бұрын

Stinky Don: “30 milkshakes and some chicken.” Boba Marjanovic: “Chicken for everyone!”

@askew9976 26 күн бұрын

The 30 milkshakes were for him. The random chicken, was for those that got to it, before he gnawed their arm off.

@FrankBenlin 25 күн бұрын

Cash or charge, oh it's Sir. Cash only.

@SafetySpooon 25 күн бұрын

I can't help but wonder if he'll get in trouble for deliberately missing that....

@ryanbauer3680 25 күн бұрын

After he's already eaten the crispy fried skin off of it, askew9976

@burkedestounis3818 25 күн бұрын

@@SafetySpooon He won't - Boban is probably the most well-loved player in the NBA, by fans and fellow players alike, it's impossible to not like the guy. Plus the game was meaningless in the standings because his team isn't going to the playoffs anyway. Not even Popeye's or whichever chicken company that had to supply the free chicken would be upset about it - that's exactly what the promotion is supposed to do. Boban is awesome 😎

@SamLowryDZ-015 26 күн бұрын

Argy - Bargy Argument between barge owners over 'rights of way' on canals

@eduardohinojosa9061 26 күн бұрын

Chupe de Camarones! Greetings from Peru :)

@d.b.1176 25 күн бұрын

Man of the people!!! 🍗 🏀

@GrandmaBev64 25 күн бұрын

I just love "Da Bears"! The guy who plays Pillow is wonderful.

@lstapes7 24 күн бұрын

Hmm… I see you there 😂. I have also enjoyed jokes whose endings were the like of Da Beers, Da Tears, Da Years, and, yes, Da Bears for many years now… . Like you, I also enjoy the late night host whose impressions of My Pillow guy end with variations of the above. In fact, there is even a compilation video of that very host combining the above that is really good!

@birbluv9595 26 күн бұрын

Stephen does a magnificent job with this Meanwhile intro. One of my favorites!

@spidey8764 25 күн бұрын

if you skip to the 3 min mark today.....you can skip over all that ridiiculous babble in the beginning of the the Meanwhile segment.

@brianjones6500 26 күн бұрын

I had no idea Stephen Colbert could perform an exact John Oliver impression

@Seigensi 26 күн бұрын

I could see it if he had a sugar high and better writers.

@phivegz 25 күн бұрын

JO is trash bro.

@derrickstorm6976 25 күн бұрын

They worked together on the Daily Show for years

@Shadoweclipse1386 25 күн бұрын

Milwaukee here: you're welcome back in the Midwest anytime Stephen!!

@All_Loves_Lost 26 күн бұрын

My dad went to school with Doris Kearns Goodwin-! He was in her first book I think they dated in high school. Oh I wish he was still alive to see this he would have been so happy-!!!

@philipstanco6011 26 күн бұрын

That's cool!

@jerrygibbons7666 26 күн бұрын

Perfect! Thank You!

@RonnieG 26 күн бұрын

Cool story bro.

@Seigensi 26 күн бұрын

that'd make for an empty life, this being something to make one happy.

@askew9976 26 күн бұрын

Cool! Great memory to have. ❤

@katthefantastic 25 күн бұрын

SCTV 4 LIFE!!!! They've given us so many amazing comedians. ❤ Also, you wanna make a fast food employee angry? Ask them to grill your onions. On a Saturday. Around noon. 😑

@annestewart5741 25 күн бұрын

Oh, I'll bet! But the CEO gets what he wants.

@katthefantastic 25 күн бұрын

@@annestewart5741 truth

@andrewkylebouvier1702 26 күн бұрын

Incoming message from the BIG GIANT HEAD!!

@Spacebanana-im5qt 25 күн бұрын

Too bad we can't send him to the second rock from the sun! 🚀

@DeathlyTired 26 күн бұрын

We don't have AXE. It's always been called Lynx here.

@Ford_prefect_42 26 күн бұрын

Help my blood feels thick 🤣🤣🤣 literally can't breathe

@gamesman0118 25 күн бұрын

I'm just glad I don't have to clean that bathroom mine is bad enough.

@igorschmidlapp6987 25 күн бұрын

McD's billboards... "Who ever smelt it, dealt it"...

@neilsoulman 25 күн бұрын

Great news regarding your participation at the upcoming convention, kudos

@PEchris71421 23 күн бұрын

As a Peruvian, Colbert absolutely nailed it with the recipe for Chupe de Camarones. Craving for one right now!

@RAD6150 25 күн бұрын

Meanwhile: Also a source for new recipes...

@splorn 25 күн бұрын

High quality Meanwhile Like a breath of fresh but slightly off air

@istdochallesegal3427 25 күн бұрын

"...fugitive roadswill of news..." I know that some people aren't fans of these intros, but I always look forward to seeing if the writers can outdo themselves... and they just did!

@DANNYonPC 26 күн бұрын

NETHERLANDS MENTIONED!

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 26 күн бұрын

4:31 I think that billboard should advertise some free fries instead.

@COMPFUNK2 25 күн бұрын

And I’m sure that at the Auditorium Theatre you’ll find plenty of copies of Paper magazine.

@laalaa99stl 26 күн бұрын

Didn't Mr. Spock say it? The free chicken of the many outweighs the free throw of the one.

@wildcoastart 24 күн бұрын

Indubitably

@traceythompson1092 4 күн бұрын

Or something like that.

@BrianLockett 25 күн бұрын

Nobody dislikes Boban. He's a global treasure.

@TuxedoMaskMusic 26 күн бұрын

Give The People What They Want! lulz!

@musicinggp 25 күн бұрын

"Auditorium Theatre" ... "Ocean Beach"

@Fwright88 25 күн бұрын

I always appreciate when the Meanwhile intro doesn't mock homeless people

@TeezyRapperTDR 26 күн бұрын

😂 free chicken 🍗

@brianjones6500 26 күн бұрын

that aint chicken 🌴

@0o0ification 25 күн бұрын

Poultry Justice ✊

@donkee011 26 күн бұрын

Bobi is a true gentleman 👍👏👏

@slarson231 26 күн бұрын

When I was a kid, our neighbors raised sheep, and we had dairy goats. The males were put in the furthest corner of the farm because the rank smell of rut was so overwhelming that 40 years later, I felt a little sick and could still remember it. We had one male goat. AXE Body Spray is no mere Irish Spring! 🤢🤢🤮🤮

@burkedestounis3818 25 күн бұрын

Try shoveling out a sheep pen at a farm - it was literally dangerous to be inside the pen for too long, the fumes are that bad.

@slarson231 25 күн бұрын

@@burkedestounis3818 And it stays with you for the rest of your life!

@erikt454 25 күн бұрын

@@slarson231 I know a smell like that... your post just reminded me.

@slarson231 25 күн бұрын

@erikt454 😞 sorry!

@Grace1957- 25 күн бұрын

That billboard idea is brilliant. Now I want Micky D's fries.

@juschu85 26 күн бұрын

When you miss a free throw on purpose, please make it more obvious. REALLY obvious. Like just throwing the ball 90° to the side.

@SoManyRandomRamblings 25 күн бұрын

Agreed. That would have been awesome

@LeafHuntress 25 күн бұрын

Throw it backwards, at least your team keeps possession of the ball in that case.

@marketads1 25 күн бұрын

The only late night host that makes me laugh out loud!!

@justsaying14 25 күн бұрын

Todays Kimmel managed that too 😂😂😂😂

@lstapes7 24 күн бұрын

Seth is the only late night host that I have a strict no eating or drinking anything while watching.

@jr032582 26 күн бұрын

Boban was in a movie with Keanu…he learned how to be generous to people from Keanu ✌🏽

@BrianLockett 25 күн бұрын

Nah, Bobi's always been this way. Man's a lifelong gentle giant.

@burkedestounis3818 25 күн бұрын

Even John Wick loved the guy - he really didn't want to kill him in the movie, and that was Boban playing himself basically

@carolw8579 14 күн бұрын

The stroke joke was hilarious! 😂

@NewMessage 26 күн бұрын

Man. Now I want nachos.

@courtney-ray 25 күн бұрын

That McDonald’s joke had me crying 😭 😂😂

@vascodesena 25 күн бұрын

FOX: "We are Bor(g)ed... Intelligence is futile." (paraphrase)

@whatdidimiss7799 22 күн бұрын

I have started using "Meanwhile" as an adverb. Such as "I really Meanwhiled that project."

@melissaabbott6829 25 күн бұрын

I look forward to the Olympics and now your shows from Chicago this summer!!!

@kindablue1959 25 күн бұрын

30 years of eating bean burritos at Taco Bell and I never knew you could get grilled onions. Gotta see if my local Bell will do that!

@Kauffy901 25 күн бұрын

Finally-- a positive about being a Clippers fan.

@robman2366 26 күн бұрын

“Corn dogs, Jackie. Corn dogs for all these people.”

@akeil69 25 күн бұрын

No Nina an an na and an animal that oo

@williamhosp701 25 күн бұрын

I was at the 1968 Democratic Convention and I wish you better luck than we had then.

@vickywitton1008 26 күн бұрын

I am British and have never used the phrase " argy bargy" . I say "fucking around"!

@nicholassmith7984 26 күн бұрын

I think it's become somewhat anachronistic, but I've definately heard it used.

@nancyscogin7549 26 күн бұрын

I heard John Lennon say it.

@leohickey4953 26 күн бұрын

It was last used semi-seriously in 1982.

@TheGreatAtario 26 күн бұрын

U wot m8?

@mlr4524 26 күн бұрын

Apparently it's more Australian at this point.

@drsingingeagle 25 күн бұрын

I don't remember seeing any tuk-tuks or panda smugglers when I lived in Taiwan.

@dennislofstrom6177 24 күн бұрын

I just love it when Americans say "it's cold here", I'm Swedish, and our capitol Stockholm "the only city here you perchance heard of" is on the same latitude as Alaska. I live about 200 miles north of that in the centre of the country, and it goes about 600 miles further north. you have not seen cold!

@britney901 25 күн бұрын

Da Colbert.

@erichhavel6182 24 күн бұрын

Daaaaa...Colberts!!! Love it! Bear Down. Chicago

@gc3193 25 күн бұрын

Shout out to Perú 🇵🇪🇵🇪

@williamcrowe2576 26 күн бұрын

The Second City may have became popular in Chicago, but it actually got it's start in Canada alongside the Frantics.

@maxmartin2763 26 күн бұрын

Huh? SC Chicago began in 1959. The name Second City was taken from a New Yorker article that mocked Chicago. The Toronto branch didn't open until 1972. The Toronto franchise made enough money from SCTV that the Canadian partners bought the Chicago company in 1985.

@williamcrowe2576 26 күн бұрын

@@maxmartin2763 Oh. Shows how much I know which is very little.

@deenormus1975 25 күн бұрын

Hahahaha! “…am I havin’ a stroke”

@JH22533 25 күн бұрын

Man...even that short clip of The Miracle On Ice gets me choked up a bit

@PistachiaGirl 24 күн бұрын

A man of the people!

@Moekoffee2001 26 күн бұрын

Boban choked for chicken

@dielaughing73 25 күн бұрын

What a jerk

@leslieterr18 23 күн бұрын

Loved the Peruvian references ❤🇵🇪

@kristieamaya3365 26 күн бұрын

ACTUAL Start: 2:48

@MrLargonaut 25 күн бұрын

1:45 Those references... A moment of silence for our long departed Chris Farley... We still remember you and your little coat.

@tylerkochman1007 25 күн бұрын

Auditorium Theatre actually is next to a hotel. And the building it is in originally had a hotel (the hotel next door was founded as an annex of it)

@pennygleeson5029 26 күн бұрын

Oh I look forward to that week 🤣🤣🤣

@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 25 күн бұрын

Boban Marjanovic is a blessing and we do not deserve him

@BellaWorldAni 25 күн бұрын

'Am I having a stroke?' got me. :)

@fixingitrightish 25 күн бұрын

I was a happy boy when Taco Bell made the cheesy gordita crunch a full time menu item

@ZennExile 26 күн бұрын

2:58 because our minutes deserve to be free range, and Steve wants to put them in a cage of anticipatory torment for his own amusement...while

@davidlundquist1979 26 күн бұрын

Now that is truly meta, providing a time stamp to skip the Meanwhile intro, written in the style of a Meanwhile intro. Just whose side are you on?

@ragmanjack7524 25 күн бұрын

As a wise viking lad (Tuffnut from How to Train Your Dragon: Race to the Edge) once said, "The Chicken is Never Wrong."

@nmkc_auriemma 26 күн бұрын

NYC wouldn't have a rat problem IF people would sponsor TNR instead of sending the cats to NYCACC where they get off on mur....unaliving every feral cat that goes thru their doors 🤬

@BrianLockett 25 күн бұрын

NYC could learn a lot from Japan.

@margaretwordnerd5210 25 күн бұрын

Some cities spay/neuter and release feral cats for just that reason.

@ravenwolf7128 25 күн бұрын

I thought they did many observations with cameras in alleys that showed feral cats do not hunt NYC rats at all--the rats are too big and fight back...

@FloatingSpark 25 күн бұрын

@margaretwordnerd5210 That's what "TNR" means, it stands for "Trap, Neuter, Release". 100% the way to go.

@arellatikvah 25 күн бұрын

@@FloatingSparkSure if you want all the songbirds to be eaten. They are an unchecked predator with TNR. Why do some people care for animals than their fellow humans? 😢

@Zyo117 25 күн бұрын

The Rooms Hotel actually sounds like a great name...too bad there's already a museum called 'The Rooms' in my city 😂

@sjmullen6691 25 күн бұрын

I'm ready for some miracle nachos.

@jonathanhmcauley 25 күн бұрын

McDonald's jingle then "Did someone just fart?"

@jaeldi 24 күн бұрын

"Oogaly-Moogally! Okayally-Dokally" - Ned Flanders

@user-bt5rl3rh3b 25 күн бұрын

Stephen, now you can get a true Chicago hot dog 🌭( definitely no ketchup)! Don't forget the deep dish pizza 🍕

@Fifthelement203 25 күн бұрын

This was hilarious. Start to finish

@NessMJones 25 күн бұрын

Banger jokes on this segment😂.

@Coastfog 25 күн бұрын

Okay, that does it!! I changed my diet time and time again, acting like the responsible adult I am supposed to be, making the healthy choice. I sacrificed my favorite treats and always stayed disciplined, but now you're telling me I can't even drink rat piss anymore?

@PriestessMemory 25 күн бұрын

5:03 😂that’s exactly what I thought

@jamesdove8021 25 күн бұрын

Love Colbert

@kellyburket6955 25 күн бұрын

Love that he's in Chicago for the DNC!!! Let's go Joe!!!

@mikemcconeghy4658 25 күн бұрын

Advertising your food by letting people smell it is genius.

@Bludongle 25 күн бұрын

Please, Stephen, I double-dog dare you to tell me that your writers first draft of the french fry joke wasn't "Bah-dat-bot-ba-d a h ! I'm strokin' it!"