Meanwhile… Penis Filler Boom | Virgin Island | Wendy’s Nugget Bucket
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24 күн бұрынMeanwhile… Record numbers of men are getting filler injections in their private parts, a new Hulu competition show will feature an island full of first-timers, and Wendy’s has a frightening new menu item.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and THE LATE SHOW band, the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.
@ksrt2654 23 күн бұрын
I LOVE Colbert's support and inclusion of the musicians on his show. CLASS ACT 👏👏👏
@OriginalCreatorSama 23 күн бұрын
Agreed! I also love how he invites political figures and house representatives onto his show to humanize them and put a face and voice to the names we all vote for.
@audeybarrera 23 күн бұрын
Did u see her face? I don't think she knew. damn near made her speechless. Colbert is awesome
@poorthing 23 күн бұрын
YES! you could hear her gasp when she saw the cover.... Best moment of the show...@@audeybarrera
@NightRogue77 23 күн бұрын
Wish it hadn’t taken so long - always struck me as odd especially the really long serving bands on other shows
@_bats_ 22 күн бұрын
Came here to post this. The continued spotlighting and support of the musicians is incredible. I love how much he supported Jon Batiste until his blossoming career took him elsewhere, and now we have musical prodigy Louis Cato doing an incredible job as bandleader of some amazing musicians. Getting your solo stuff plugged on national TV when you're working your butt off as a touring musician must be an amazing feeling.
@Ford_prefect_42 23 күн бұрын
Filler? I hardly knower! ... I'll see myself out
@NewMessage 23 күн бұрын
Heheh.. very Froody.
@motleybadger1023 23 күн бұрын
😂 don’t forget your towel
@jennhack8043 23 күн бұрын
Yup, get yer coat, mate😂❤
@eviljesus84 23 күн бұрын
Ba-dum-tss
@brianhiles8164 23 күн бұрын
_Ah-cha-cha!_
@mdansbyjr 23 күн бұрын
I love how hard the writers are making Stephen work for these intros now! 🤣🤣🤣
@wes643 23 күн бұрын
I think they’re in a competition to see who can trip him up.
@lidlekitty 19 күн бұрын
I love the wild wordsalad that is the intro to the Meanwhile segment.
@jenniferneedham5514 23 күн бұрын
Stephen deserves an Emmy for reading the meanwhile openings!!
@lynemac2539 23 күн бұрын
He has a few.
@josephvisnovsky1462 22 күн бұрын
Kudos to his writing staff for trying to trip him up.
@whiwhimee 22 күн бұрын
@@josephvisnovsky1462 You got it right. Poor @jenniferneedham will remain clueless. That's OK. Naive girls need to stay clueless.
@evangonzalez2245 22 күн бұрын
Apparently they finally found his kryptonite, Spanish names 😆
@vermiform 21 күн бұрын
Personally, I can't stand the intros. I think they're the most stale of all the segments. I make an effort to skip them every time.
@shermanculbertson6244 23 күн бұрын
Thank you Stephen for bringing light and laughter into this crazy world.
@konradyearwood5845 23 күн бұрын
Whoever writes the intros to this section is a genius.
@colleenclements5715 23 күн бұрын
ABSOLUTELY 💯
@ozdigg9254 22 күн бұрын
@@konradyearwood5845 Surely Stephen Colbert does?
@michaelwhaley8575 23 күн бұрын
“Dry hump peninsula” is just another name for the villages in Florida
@impunitythebagpuss 23 күн бұрын
Hahahaha!
@s.t.martin7939 23 күн бұрын
😂 🤣 😂🤣 💯 %
@CD_Character 23 күн бұрын
Florida: America's penis.
@MrVovansim 22 күн бұрын
I thought in Florida it was humid heat?
@michaelsnedker5446 19 күн бұрын
@@MrVovansimthe dry huno prefers the additional humidity
@muskyoxes 23 күн бұрын
Ongoing reminder: when Colbert says "sometimes, folks, sometimes", he's talking about something he's experienced more than once
@jamesrowden303 23 күн бұрын
Sounds more like a pithy catchphase.
@traildoggy 23 күн бұрын
True. you'll notice he never says, "...but this one time at Band Camp..."
@jamesrowden303 23 күн бұрын
@@traildoggy no. He'd say "Meanwhile...this one time at band camp, I stuck a whole can of cat food in my pussy."
@shipshapshiba 18 күн бұрын
I don't understand this comment
@Eloraurora 23 күн бұрын
Haven't we _just_ been hearing about fillers not breaking down, but migrating over time? They're going to end up looking like half-melted candles.
@christinamann3640 23 күн бұрын
Lopsided dad bod
@skate103 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@swan-neck 18 күн бұрын
Lakecia Benjamin was so excited and surprised when Colbert pulled put her record it was SO ENDEARINGLY ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME! Made my day.
@anthonyhayes3991 23 күн бұрын
The sherpa's most famous line "Been there, Done that"
@somekatontheinternet 23 күн бұрын
Have the Presidential candidates read that “Meanwhile!” Introduction - the first one to finish gets to sit down -
@lukek8357 23 күн бұрын
I'm 35 and I don't think at any point in my life I could have attempted to climb Everest. That guy has done it 30 times?!
@rocksfire4390 23 күн бұрын
@@deimosvoralius2988 he is the Sherpa guide. aka they guided people up 30 times.
@rocksfire4390 23 күн бұрын
at 30 times, it's certainly something that person does for a living. they have long adapted to it. once you get use to something, repeating it isn't a big deal, rather just a time sink. it's still crazy considering the danger involved though.
@deimosvoralius2988 23 күн бұрын
@@rocksfire4390Gotcha. Read into thin air, and payed attention to John Oliver. Every time I see everest flexing, that is my knee-jerk reaction.
@marnig9185 23 күн бұрын
@@deimosvoralius2988🙄
@lindaswanson9328 23 күн бұрын
@rocksfire4390 If climbing Mount Everest were as easy as you make it sound, there would be a waiting line at the base of the mountain full of people thinking to themselves, "piece of cake" 🤦♀️
@SaBoTeUr2001 23 күн бұрын
Lakesia's album cover looks much better than King Charles 3's official portrait.
@oceanoflotion8630 23 күн бұрын
Second this opinion.
@heatherblume6615 23 күн бұрын
My reaction as well😅
@zelgadis55tmnt35 23 күн бұрын
Let's face it, what *doesn't* look better XD
@outtakontroll3334 23 күн бұрын
seriously, that was a terrible painting
@grayfae3 22 күн бұрын
someone tried to whitewash it by ‘explaining’ that the red represents traditional uk redcoats. i’m sorry, it clearly represents blood of colonized people and we all know it.
@hereigoagain5050 23 күн бұрын
LSwSC should win a Grammy or Emmy for promoting young musicians.
@landonewts 22 күн бұрын
Seriously. I’ve discovered some amazing artists via this show, and LOVE the Late Show Band.
@bigeffinowl 23 күн бұрын
Bucket-o-Nuggs. For when you want to kick it. ☠️
@JZsBFF 23 күн бұрын
Colbert missed that one! Unforgivable.
@jkap34 23 күн бұрын
Nuggs not drugs
@swistedfilms 23 күн бұрын
I'll take two and something for the pain!
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 23 күн бұрын
Writers room meeting: Okay, how are we going to make speaking so difficult that he has to pause frequently to think, "wtf am I reading???" Today?
@mikemcconeghy4658 23 күн бұрын
Some of us didn't even get pizza. Good for you, Stephen.
@SpaceForceCommander 23 күн бұрын
So they finally found the Ark of the Covenant prototype. It was stored in a wooden crate in a warehouse somewhere and forgotten about.
@Lectrikfro 23 күн бұрын
it was being looked after by top men
@nomenclature9373 23 күн бұрын
Welp, it was originally stored in Warehouse 13.
@SpaceForceCommander 23 күн бұрын
@@nomenclature9373 Oops! I loved that show but didn’t think of it for the comment.
@williamcrowe2576 23 күн бұрын
@@LectrikfroWho?
@Lectrikfro 23 күн бұрын
@@williamcrowe2576 TOP MEN!
@bregancool980 23 күн бұрын
Love the guest musicians!
@user-vz5cq7ey2c 23 күн бұрын
John Oliver scared me to death about the dangerous life of a Sherpa and Stephen Colbert made me laugh, that is why you are the best Stephen 😄
@pachucotirili 23 күн бұрын
The Tequila meanwhile intro gave Colbert the biggest challenge yet.
@kungae 22 күн бұрын
colbert always has top shelf musicians. best in the biz!
@fayeclark2912 22 күн бұрын
Stephen a true class act. His wife is adorable. Thank you for giving musicians their props ☺️
@angeladawn805 23 күн бұрын
The meanwhile intro is a perfect example of how to create images/worlds with just words. ❤
@naomiarram5187 21 күн бұрын
Absolutely. But I'm still waiting for some very talented artists to come up with visual depictions of the Meanwhile intros!!
@juliettebobcat704 23 күн бұрын
I am digging that outstanding sherpa's hat. Imo, he should be the only one allowed to wear it, as he is a unique kind of badass.
@WednesdaysDragon 23 күн бұрын
No doubt! 😃
@dangal9366 23 күн бұрын
I need a nap after mowing my lawn. And I have a tractor mower.
@Joelswinger34 22 күн бұрын
It's amazing how Stephen gets through those meanwhile intros without getting tounge-tied!
@ravenlit 13 күн бұрын
The Art of the Multiple Takes lol
@christopherfiore6820 23 күн бұрын
"Mind altering bilge rot of news" !!! Definitely gonna remember that one. 😂😊
@sevenprovinces 23 күн бұрын
I dunno, I never cared much for FOX news and ACN.
@bobbyboyd4737 23 күн бұрын
Ba-Dum Tss. @@sevenprovinces
@swistedfilms 23 күн бұрын
I typed that into an AI image generator. It just showed me a can of (insert favorite beer brand to beat up on here)
@Styphon 23 күн бұрын
The new motto for Fox?
@unvergebeneid 23 күн бұрын
Sure, Virgin Island will totally not be a show where weird dudes will go to score some virgins. Because lemme guess, for women there will be a medical examination, for guys it will be a "uh, sure, scout's honor!" checkbox on a form?
@amyjackson8725 21 күн бұрын
There is NO medical exam that can confirm or deny virginity, no matter the gender!!! THAT IS JUST A CHRISTIAN MYTH!!! Biology is more complicated than that.
@WednesdaysDragon 23 күн бұрын
All jokes aside, The Late Show keeps it real every time! 🏆 So cheers and thank you! 🥂 🍻
@BaconTomatoCheese 23 күн бұрын
I saw that face melting clip from “Raiders” coming from a mile away… Still gold
@xrzeropoint7989 23 күн бұрын
I'm so glad Stephen got rescued by the passing ship S.S. Evie! All aboard for the ride!
@BootCampSpecimen 23 күн бұрын
Colbert should go old school and bring back skits like the big fury hat. Miss those days.
@user-jy3br3wj1d 23 күн бұрын
No, god, please…
@vermiform 21 күн бұрын
Of all the recurring skits you picked the worst one. I had forgotten about that one.
@racookster 22 күн бұрын
I don't believe Stephen's speech ever recovered from reading that "Meanwhile" opening.
@DrAbhishekSomkuwar8717 23 күн бұрын
The way Stephen siad Hyaluronic acid 😂
@yudithcaron8053 23 күн бұрын
I love that there's an option under this message that offers me to translate it into English.
@derekstein6193 23 күн бұрын
Wendy's, McDonald's beat you to that by nearly 20 years. What next, adding M&Ms or crushed Oreos to your Frostys and swirling them together, then have the Frosty machine regularly break down and not be serviced for weeks?
@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r 23 күн бұрын
I expect that the number of people who would actually count how many nuggets are in that bucket, and the number of people who are willing to start a brawl over a single missing nugget, are roughly equal.
@mummamu1970 23 күн бұрын
Lol awesome job on that tongue twister!!
@Jenny_Oblivion 23 күн бұрын
👏👏👏 So happy to see the band’s guests! I saw them live & it was one of my favorite shows ever!
@TSIRKLAND 22 күн бұрын
The swan and the phoenix. Awesome!
@BatManWayneCorp 23 күн бұрын
Every year, there should be a one hour compilation of meanwhile openers 😂
@d.frisco7283 22 күн бұрын
I don't like the Meanwhile opening. I fast forward past it. Annoying as hell.
@elhoward7440 23 күн бұрын
Me: "I"ll have the 50 nugget bucket." Cashier: "Is that to go?" Me: "No, I'm going to eat it here."
@TXnine7nine 23 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="285">4:45</a> Knew he was going to use the face melting scene 🤣
@ksrt2654 23 күн бұрын
Saw that face melting coming a mile away 😆
@peter_meyer 23 күн бұрын
Lakecia Benjamin played the Elbphilhamonie Hamburg. Highly recommend her album!
@louisalexandermcivor3082 23 күн бұрын
Great show Mr Colbert!!! Hello from Pritchard BC Canada Louis and Tammy McIvor
@Eddyspeeder 23 күн бұрын
As Uncle Roger would call it: HAIYAA-luronic.
@NeistH2o 23 күн бұрын
can we have an archive of all the meanwhile opening segments? I want to practice reading complicated sentences ^^’
@kellymccall3491 23 күн бұрын
"Mind altering bilge - that is my segment" 😊self depreciation
@sihr07 19 күн бұрын
Colbert trying to pronounce Mexican names is the highlight of my week❤😂❤
@KapuAdam 16 күн бұрын
A bucket of 50 Wendy's nuggets? Be still my heart.
@nataliebenjamin2123 22 күн бұрын
A 50 nugget bucket? Finally!
@SpaceForceCommander 23 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="122">2:02</a> To skip Meanwhile preamble
@Kenny49ERS 23 күн бұрын
Carson ripoff anyway
@KSBC6499 23 күн бұрын
Who would ever want to skip a preamble!?!?
@LindaC616 23 күн бұрын
@@KSBC6499I can take or leave them
@itsROMPERS... 23 күн бұрын
@@KSBC6499 @spaceforcecommander and me, for a start... They're very clever and all, but I'm really over it to be honest, it's just a formula that they do over and over and OVER AND OVER AND... The real joke is that they keep doing it. If you like it, good for it. I liked it too, the first thousand times.
@martin2289 23 күн бұрын
Pity that "The Word" couldn't be revived instead.
@thetravelingteach 23 күн бұрын
That was my favorite Meanwhile opener
@deejayy3421 23 күн бұрын
lewis is finding his voice good to see ya
@SpaceForceCommander 23 күн бұрын
New Multiple Choice: 1. Grower 2. Shower 3. Filler (new)
@68caribou 23 күн бұрын
:: We need a Meanwhile book!!!! ::
@genericusername5909 23 күн бұрын
Unlike a cybertruck, a pp filler won’t rust away on your front lawn next year
@ryankibler7973 23 күн бұрын
They don't rust. It's surface contaminants
@mortaldanger5543 7 күн бұрын
I love the guest musicians. Very good idea.
@galloe8933 23 күн бұрын
Maybe I don't ever want a Nugget Bucket, but I'm glad it exists if only for its name. Nugget bucket, will be my child's name, new name, it will understand.
@ashleyentenmann1697 22 күн бұрын
I better get a bucket of their honey mustard to go with those nuggets! "Spicy nuggets only" btw. The BEST combo you've ever had
@NewMessage 23 күн бұрын
Won't be any filling on that island, I guess.
@karinbarger9192 23 күн бұрын
😉
@oceanoflotion8630 23 күн бұрын
Pizza pies- no cream pies.
@AndiNewtonian 23 күн бұрын
I wonder if they let Stephen see the "Meanwhile" intro script beforehand so he can practice, or if the writers spring it on him live.
@darthinfimus4450 23 күн бұрын
Mt. Everest is 29,031 feet above sea level
@justsaying14 23 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="293">4:53</a> Saw that coming ...
@supercarspecifics 23 күн бұрын
I woulda gone with "falacio Fjord"
@jeffbangkok 23 күн бұрын
Saved for my evening watch. loved it
@franimal86 21 күн бұрын
Looking forward to Lakecia Benjamin’s new album! Stephen Colbert repping the band always makes me smile
@cannablissdreams 22 күн бұрын
he.. literally.. made me LOL tonight!! THREE times I giggled OUT LOUD!! and.. it's 11pm!! 🤭 Stephen was on a ROLL tonight!! 🥳🥳🥳
@0HARE 21 күн бұрын
I want a fifty nugget bucket. Sharing it with an Island Virgin would be a bonus.
@anasynodis 23 күн бұрын
He seems happy. It makes me happy.
@NightRogue77 23 күн бұрын
I am pleased Stephen is finally giving their band members some bumps
@magnusmadkrantz147 23 күн бұрын
Not The One. - Zathras
@ashleyentenmann1697 22 күн бұрын
He said "extra Ańejo" 🤣 💀 😂
@BDimas1996 22 күн бұрын
Best opening monologue. The finest verdad tequila.
@annestewart5741 21 күн бұрын
1. Highah...luronic (higher ↗️) 2. 30 ascents... or 30 a-cents (*Italian accent) ✨️These were RIGHT THERE, Stephen & writers! 😁🤣 Thanks for all the great laughs!
@secheclare 22 күн бұрын
How about a "Best of Meanwhile" segments in the week between Xmas and New Years? It will ring in the new year on a funny note.
@alejandrareyes1490 18 күн бұрын
Family is from Jalisco. This Intro was everything 🙌🏼
@lashendawest7509 23 күн бұрын
We love your show stephen colbert
@whatabouttheearth 22 күн бұрын
"🎶 Isn't it hyaluronic, don't you think? A little too hyaluronic, and I really do think, it's like rain, on your wedding day 🎶"
@yurielcundangan9090 23 күн бұрын
Gotta love the Virgin Islands☠️
@eviljesus84 23 күн бұрын
American or British?
@FumikoNobuoka 22 күн бұрын
As a tequila drinker, I approve of that intro. 😂
@ellisburton8733 22 күн бұрын
Damn it Mr Colbert, there are things that live rent free in my head now that the good lord never intended should be there 😭😭😭.
@jguitar23 23 күн бұрын
I prefer when the live tunes are included!!🎉
@titaniumteddybear 6 күн бұрын
Dry Hump Peninsula. And "The Soaking Archipelago".
@wendycloney4549 22 күн бұрын
Fantastic musicians!
@notintohandles 22 күн бұрын
Love the much deserved props at the outset. Not much since Letterman. Glad you are keeping up the tradition!
@stooge389 22 күн бұрын
they built the Jamba Juice 3/4 of the way up Mount Everest so there's someone there to make cold beverages, as it is a well known tourist....... hotspot LOL
@ericthompson3982 22 күн бұрын
Wow, the writers were working really hard to absolutely wreck Stephen on that opening.
@missdarque 23 күн бұрын
I’ve not seen him struggle so hard with the Meanwhile opening.
@h7opolo 23 күн бұрын
putting in my two cents for appreciation of this segment's creatively unique introductions. 👍👌
@louspowels7120 22 күн бұрын
50 nugget bucket is genius.
@MEXPRG 10 күн бұрын
LMAO, on that Spanglish slang!
@ristube3319 23 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="129">2:09</a> I SERIOUSLY SAID THE SAME THING!
@LeCanalBarbaraAnne 23 күн бұрын
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Bondek1996 22 күн бұрын
Should use these intro lines in the inaugurations.
@keegandecker4080 23 күн бұрын
Filler? No way man, take a few inches off. Scaring these ladies.
@SparkyOhms277v 22 күн бұрын
Always remember where the big bad bush is.😂
@PurplePotash 23 күн бұрын
Wendy's always sold 50 nuggets...
@janerkenbrack3373 22 күн бұрын
A 50 nugget bucket?! This just in, the Wendy's in Mar-a-lago just received an order for three.
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