Meanwhile… Amazon Cat Returned | Gull Screeching Champion

Meanwhile… Amazon Cat Returned | Gull Screeching Champion | Vegan Blue Cheese Beats Dairy

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Meanwhile… A lucky cat was returned to her owners after spending six days stuck in an Amazon box, a boy in the UK is the world’s greatest seagull screecher, and the makers of a vegan cheese beat dairy-based rivals to win a prestigious competition.
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@kevinz.9785 29 күн бұрын

I was today years old when I found out Jon Stewart was vegan.

@mechanicaldavid4827 29 күн бұрын

That's just the cover story - he's really gone to a farm upstate.

@kevinz.9785 29 күн бұрын

@@mechanicaldavid4827 At least they let him out on Mondays, LOL.

@lina9535 29 күн бұрын

I never knew that either. You really do learn something new each day

@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 29 күн бұрын

But a couple of years ago he got Stephen to go vegan for a month?

@Justusson 29 күн бұрын

@@smittywerbenjaegermanjensenTrue. I had forgotten that.

@rtd1791 29 күн бұрын

I’m not vegan, but the other day I had a mushroom Philly that had some type of vegan cheese 🧀 in it. Whatever it was made of, it was creamy with great pull. Tasty too. I thought it was a dairy based cheese and was surprised to learn otherwise. Vegan cheeses have come a long way in the last 10 years. I plan on ordering the sandwich again.

@shiftymcgee9359 29 күн бұрын

I had fake chicken nuggets made out of mushroom once. Almost as good as the real thing. I miss the pink slime though.

@HhddGufif 29 күн бұрын

Vegan cheeses are very varied but some of them beat dairy especially in applications like pizza.

@jimsquire-chestnuts8381 29 күн бұрын

If you support local farmers you stand with Elwood’s Organic. I’m exhausted with people pushing back against local food.

@shawns4354 29 күн бұрын

@shiftymcgee9359 that's ground beef. Lol

@ainumahtar 29 күн бұрын

@@jimsquire-chestnuts8381 Who pushes back on local food other than the big companies, heh.

@tonybensley6246 29 күн бұрын

"Went 6 days without food or water, so Galena didn't just get shipped to Amazon, she's qualified to work there!" ROFLMFAO, I'm so DEAD!!!! 😹🤣🤣🤣

@leavingitblank9363 17 күн бұрын

Should have mentioned no toilet either!

@Styphon 29 күн бұрын

Amazon one-ups Trump. "We don't just grab'em. We ship'em!"

@annj.m.s.harlan6836 29 күн бұрын

This introduction lends credence to my theory that it's a contest to see if the writers can trip Steven up. I love it!

@Tustin2121 28 күн бұрын

They almost got him that time. 😂

@SpaceForceCommander 29 күн бұрын

Rick Moranis, starring in "Honey, I accidentally shipped the cat!".

@Heterogeneity 29 күн бұрын

😂

@ZombiZohm 28 күн бұрын

Straight to Abu Dhabi

@anwardaniels1394 29 күн бұрын

Damn, that was an Amazon burn 😂

@courtney5796 29 күн бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@anwardaniels1394 29 күн бұрын

@@janek144 we're creatures of safety and comfort, even if it's wrong or bad for us

@courtney5796 29 күн бұрын

@@janek144 Valid point. But no one is being forced to apply. Should I spend more money and inconvenience to show solidarity with people who willingly applied for a job there? We have a new Amazon warehouse in my area. I talk to a lot of drivers and they don't hate it. Just saying.

@courtney5796 29 күн бұрын

@@anwardaniels1394 Love this comment. Applicable in 60% of comments I interact with on YT. AND I am stealing it!

@ainumahtar 29 күн бұрын

@@courtney5796 Beats starving if there's no other jobs nearby. Still doesn't mean amazon should not be treating and paying its customers better. Death or cake is not a choice.

@cass_p 29 күн бұрын

BELA FLECK?! Truly we are in the presence of a giant.

@mlbrooks4066 29 күн бұрын

He makes the banjo a symphonic instrument.

@jkap34 29 күн бұрын

We played sinister minister for a percussion ensemble, received gold. It was fun. I learned 4 mallet technique to play the marimba 1 part for it.

@mk1st 29 күн бұрын

He’s looking good

@sixfigureskibum 29 күн бұрын

I think it was 92 when I saw him live in an old barn outside San Luis Obispo CA. And had my mind blown

@robertgandler3177 29 күн бұрын

I did not know that Bela was that great!

@Bighawkeye46 29 күн бұрын

That kids gull screeching got my dog to wake up out of a deep nap, and I am laughing so hard because of it

@willadeefriesland5107 29 күн бұрын

😂"... qualified to work there." That one redeems you...

@yuumain264 29 күн бұрын

"Apparently the cat likes to play with boxes"... Find me a cat who doesn't lmao

@schmoab 29 күн бұрын

Bela Fleck! And that’s a great cat.

@bobwiegers 29 күн бұрын

Yay for having Bela Fleck on! He's a life long musical hero and inspiration. I doubt I'll ever play music anywhere near as well, but when I was 18 he inspired me to pick up an instrument and I'll be forever grateful

@catherinewhite3508 29 күн бұрын

I saw Bela Fleck with his bassist at the time Victor Wooten sitting in with the String Cheese Incident at the Saenger Theater in N'awlins after jazz fest one year (2001 or 2002). It was one of the best concerts EVER~

@bobwiegers 29 күн бұрын

@@catherinewhite3508 I saw them at Sunfest in Florida in 94 or 95, was instantly hooked, and never looked back.

@shirleyrombough8173 29 күн бұрын

I hope I don't miss Jeff Daniel due to the ùncontrollabe nature of the screen changes. I have no idea how to find, later, the segment with Jeff Daniels.😊

@shirleyrombough8173 29 күн бұрын

Bravo for having Bela Fleck, a true guitar hero.

@shirleyrombough8173 29 күн бұрын

And stop adding emojis unbidden. L

@NelsonMontes-ql5wr 28 күн бұрын

Baleadas and macheteadas, yeah baby!!!! As a Honduran, I appreciate you putting us on the spotlight.

@Cancun771 29 күн бұрын

Two of the sickest burns in just one episode. PLUS a disgusted groan from Louis Cato. That kind of value is hard to beat.

@lynemac2539 29 күн бұрын

Priceless!

@stainlesssteelfox1 29 күн бұрын

As a fellow Derbyshire person, I can only say that the young lad upholds our finest traditions. 'Derbyshire born, Derbyshire bred, Strong in the arm, soft in the head.'

@Max-zg2ci 29 күн бұрын

“Mount Clap-them-cheeks”made me just choke up on my morning coffee 😂😂😂 long live Colbert and his writing team

@Sailor.Catracha 29 күн бұрын

Omg stooooooop🥹🥹 Stephen mentioning the Baleadas and Macheteadas(typical Honduran food) made my day!❤❤😄

@sandytrunks 29 күн бұрын

@3:57 HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS!

@johnwest7993 29 күн бұрын

The Fleckman! The banjo God!

@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 29 күн бұрын

I love how the gull screeching caused my dogs to freak out.

@DorinaKangaroo 29 күн бұрын

Ricky Ticky Tavvy

@mikemondano3624 29 күн бұрын

A human friend is even more rewarding.

@valeriering5294 29 күн бұрын

@@DorinaKangarooOne of my favorite songs.

@eleanormay729 29 күн бұрын

My dog started barking during that part also!

@sandym8787 29 күн бұрын

Mine woke up and went on alert ..LOL

@OccuBot2011 29 күн бұрын

Bela Fleck is amazing. See him and the Flecktones live if you can.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 28 күн бұрын

The Flecktones? Aren't they the Modern Stone-Age Banjo Family?

@danielcaceres9971 29 күн бұрын

Stephen, as a Honduran, I greet your Meanwhile intro with the biggest of smiles 😊

@Heterogeneity 29 күн бұрын

I need to know if he got the pronunciations near enough? My hearing for the language isn't good enough that I can discern his accent being good, if that makes sense?

@nathanboyett7867 29 күн бұрын

Making me wonder if I should actually listen. (I always skip the intro.)

@danielcaceres9971 29 күн бұрын

@@Heterogeneity he got “baleada” right

@adeliasabio3317 28 күн бұрын

❤❤❤😂 ! I was raised in San Pedro Sula and I enjoyed baleadas y macheteadas! I never expected to hear Those 2 named in an intro of a MEANWHILE 😅😅❤!

@georgegonzalez1408 29 күн бұрын

17 grammys???? WOW!!😮

@Ford_prefect_42 29 күн бұрын

Cat in the thumbnail? You know I'm clicking.

@pibyte 29 күн бұрын

works everytime

@sophierobinson2738 29 күн бұрын

My step-grandfather took a dislike to a cat (mind you, this was in the late 1930s) on his farm. He tried dropping it off in town-it was back the nest day. Other farms-nope, it came back. One day he had business in a town 100 miles away. He dropped the cat at the bank in that town. A week later, he gave up. Got up to find the cat sleeping in the rocker on the front porch.

@stephenriggs8177 29 күн бұрын

Beautiful cat!

@760mom 29 күн бұрын

Yessssssssss

@WonderfullyMade_Lex 29 күн бұрын

If I can't taste the foot in my blue cheese, get it ouda here! 😊

@gretamurphy3704 27 күн бұрын

If I can't taste it, I'm gouda here!

@stephansteohanlarsen7457 29 күн бұрын

I love Bela fleck. he played with Jerry Garcia band m an incredible talent 🍄

@blessedspott6092 29 күн бұрын

that's what Bela Fleck looks like! he's amazing ~ love him. like you too Stephen

@jasonflay8818 29 күн бұрын

Oh shit, Bela Fleck! He is awesome. Saw him and his wife in concert about 10 years ago.what a great show.

@Columbiastargazer 29 күн бұрын

🎵🎶the cat came back, the very next day, the cat came back, it wouldn't stay away ...🎶🎵😸

@williamthatsmyname 29 күн бұрын

Is that the duck song?

@roxannekohlin8872 29 күн бұрын

@columbiastargazer Yes! Not many people remember that animated short! "thought he was a goner, but the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away!" Best ever! 😺 🎶

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 29 күн бұрын

@@roxannekohlin8872 🎶 "It was the very next day, because they had Prime" 🎶

@Hawner 29 күн бұрын

Damm you! I thought I had forgoten that song for good, and now I have it back in my brain!

@akinpaws 29 күн бұрын

@@roxannekohlin8872 Animated short? I had that on a record (y'know, those round vinyl things) in the 70s.

@GeertHeirbaut 29 күн бұрын

Fantastic for showing Ghent in Belgium as image of Europe 4:03

@traceythompson1092 29 күн бұрын

Bela Is a banjo genius!

@moxnix1026 29 күн бұрын

Stephen's Meanwhile opening segment is the umami of satire. an exquistely crafted word origami.

@IAmWBeard 29 күн бұрын

How did the cat not freak out long before they even got the box out of the house??!!!

@mikemondano3624 29 күн бұрын

How would they know?

@c2757 29 күн бұрын

@@mikemondano3624 I guess if the box is jumping all over the place it might be a clue.

@mlbrooks4066 29 күн бұрын

The cat liked boxes. It felt most secure in boxes and that's why it jumped in. The big question is why didn't the guy sealing box up look into it first?

@sandym8787 29 күн бұрын

@@mikemondano3624 Mine would have been meowing like crazy ...

@ainumahtar 29 күн бұрын

@@mlbrooks4066 Yeah, one of my cats loves boxes as well, no box leaves our house before being inspected. It does help he's 6 kilos, kinda hard to miss, but still, I honestly cant imagine being that careless.

@tuaq 29 күн бұрын

That's a picture of my hometown : Ghent, Belgium :D

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky 29 күн бұрын

Bonjour et guten tag from Buckeye Arizona 🇧🇪🤠🫵🏻🌵🐎🇺🇲

@bunyipdragon9499 29 күн бұрын

Very pretty 💜🇦🇺

@dianevanweelie5233 29 күн бұрын

@@DouglasRichardson-er4ky Nice try but they don't speak German in Belguim. They speak Dutch, so goede dag.

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky 29 күн бұрын

@@dianevanweelie5233 ... according to Rick Steves European traveler on PBS French is most common! So bonjour!

@dianevanweelie5233 29 күн бұрын

@@DouglasRichardson-er4ky It depends where you live. Part of Belguim speaks French and part speaks Dutch (vlaams) not German.

@zane4218 29 күн бұрын

Awww I hadnt heard that it was not until day 6 the cat was rescued. Forget the food and water, I'm shocked it was able to get enough air for so long :/// the poor thing

@mlbrooks4066 29 күн бұрын

The tape holding the box closed came loose in one spot and the little guy got plenty of air. Knowing cats, he probably got home and immediately started for the food and a nice sunny window.

@dianagodwin4504 29 күн бұрын

i do not understand why no one heard him meowing in the box as it was being handled all of that time.

@ainumahtar 29 күн бұрын

@@dianagodwin4504 I would imagine most people working or amazon don't get paid enough to care, but especially also not to open packages not meant for them. If there was some kind of stuffed cat toy in there making cat noises I would imagine they'd be fired faster than the employee could apologize for trying to do a good thing

@charleshash4919 28 күн бұрын

@@ainumahtar Not enough time to both care and meet your quota so that you can continue to be employed by Amazon.

@ianmacfarlane1241 28 күн бұрын

@@dianagodwin4504Big, noisy warehouse. Thankfully someone did eventually notice.

@sailincat2822 29 күн бұрын

My thumbs-up like is specifically for the shipped cat portion of the show.😄

@Naturallystated 29 күн бұрын

Climax cheese sounds like something you should see a doctor about...🤔

@jeaniebird999 27 күн бұрын

That gull kid even convinced my dog, who has never even heard a seagull, before.

@stannieholt8766 28 күн бұрын

“…The castaways’ gack-muffin of news that is my monologue…” 😂

@jamesgoacher1606 29 күн бұрын

You are right about 'the foot' Personally, for me, the smellier the better. And another example of its desirability. NO ONE steals it from the fridge.

@hereticpariah6_66 29 күн бұрын

If it was in *my* fridge, I'd assume the Queso Blanco went south (reeeally South🤢) and huck it into the nearest dumpster!

@TheKrispyfort 27 күн бұрын

I would I am a fan of Stilton

@EricRoss57 29 күн бұрын

Jumpin' Jehosephat, Béla Fleck! Was fortunate enough to catch him and the Flecktones in Aschaffenburg, Germany, in 2002. One of his encores was a Bach movement on electric banjo!

@Aloha_XERO 29 күн бұрын

Mt Clap them cheeks is truly a verb and a national treasure

@HighWarlordJC 29 күн бұрын

Come for the air guitar, come to the three way.

@DracoXhn 29 күн бұрын

Thanks for mentioning the Macheteadas! I will buy you one of those and a Baleada when you come to Honduras!

@1midnightfish 29 күн бұрын

I didn't even know these existed (Italian Londoner, never been out of Europe) and I've just looked them up... they seem really yummy, I really want to try one now. Fried dough *never* disappoints! Is there a way I can make it without egg?

@DracoXhn 29 күн бұрын

@@1midnightfish Maybe you can experiment, but the yolk is one of the things that make the flavour, and in Latin America food, flavor is everything. And we in Latin America know we dont mess with the Abuela's recipes!

@1midnightfish 29 күн бұрын

@@DracoXhn Thanks! Same with Italian cooking to be honest, but we vegans will mess with everything 😂 (sorry). I think I'll make a few small batches until I find the best hack for this. Any excuse to deep-fry! 🤗

@Cathie46 28 күн бұрын

Bela Fleck, wow, wow, wow. I have been listening to him for many decades. I hope that audience truly knows they are in the presence of greatness.

@matute33 29 күн бұрын

1:20 Macheteada!! Yes!! You said it right!! 👍👍 Thanks for that 😄

@wideawake5630 29 күн бұрын

I'd love to try that cheese. Follow Your Heart makes Bleu crumbles that are indistinguishable from the dairy version. There are other good vegan cheeses but that is the only one I know that is dead on.

@AnInsideJoke 29 күн бұрын

I've seen those, haven't had a chance to try them yet, glad to know they're good!

@weirdunclebob 29 күн бұрын

A company called Noshing make amazing vegan cheeses in Perth, West Aus. Haven't bought any others since I found them 8 years ago. 😋

@ianmacfarlane1241 28 күн бұрын

Not cheese, but Vegan Pukka Pies are life changing.

@user-yy4jo9pk2b 29 күн бұрын

Wow! The little guy sounds spot on! Well done!👏🤜🤛

@KT-bg7hf 29 күн бұрын

Yasssss!!! Bela Fleck! Awesome

@joeystillpoppin1173 29 күн бұрын

Sounds like Dennis Miller writes the meanwhile monolog .. 😂

@juliettebobcat704 29 күн бұрын

I like Lewis Cato's guitar! And Bela Fleck 😮

@istdochallesegal3427 29 күн бұрын

Unless I'm mistaken, "the castaway's gackmuffin of news" made me laugh far harder than it should have

@Terastas 29 күн бұрын

A gull screeching contest. Further proof that mankind will get in a pissing contest over just about anything.

@LillikoiSeed 29 күн бұрын

C’mon, man- he’s nine! Give the kid some props for skills!

@mikemondano3624 29 күн бұрын

I believe the gull shat in the chowder.

@ddobrien1 29 күн бұрын

@@experimental0000 These contests are just for fun. Remember fun?

@ddobrien1 29 күн бұрын

Tap a nap and when you wake, try to have some fun.

@LillikoiSeed 29 күн бұрын

@@experimental0000 I would lay a great deal more that child is very much still in school. In the Netherlands. In an area in which the educational system is a far cry better than yours or ours. Don’t hate because you cannot do.

@mikemondano3624 29 күн бұрын

Maybe someday there will be chunky blue cheese flavored dressing that you don't need to put through a strainer to find the chunks.

@heathers.9740 28 күн бұрын

The word blurb vomit that is written for Colbert in these segments gets better and better! I don't know how he does it but ita fantastic!

@stemantics 29 күн бұрын

Press "2" to get that sweet, sweet 'Meanwhile' trip-up

@victoriasalgado5467 28 күн бұрын

Honduras 🇭🇳 here!!! Macheteadas!!!! Gracias SColberto! ❤

@AndiNewtonian 29 күн бұрын

OMG, six days without food and water?! I am so glad that cat is okay. She's so very lucky. More than three days without food and water can put a cat into organ failure.

@cathyleatherman3097 29 күн бұрын

Always love “ Meanwhile “ !

@juliomolina4188 29 күн бұрын

As a Honduran who was been watching you for years, this is your best Meanwhile intro yet👌🏼😂

@loporina 29 күн бұрын

Climax Foods? Food Wars?

@michelemaliano7860 29 күн бұрын

Love Bela Fleck!

@ernestomarcos0103 29 күн бұрын

I dunno what a foot fished from a river tastes like but blue cheese rocks.

@philipstanco6011 29 күн бұрын

"He's a real nowhere man". The Beatles

@RenataKleinRK 28 күн бұрын

Jesus the cat was bouncing around in a box of steel toed boots for 6 days?! Terrifying.

@NateEngle 29 күн бұрын

Wow Bela has gotten gray, I remember when he was a fresh-faced kid in New Grass Revival.

@retriever19golden55 29 күн бұрын

I saw him maybe ten years ago at the Grassroots Festival of Music and Dance in tiny Trumansburg, New York. He was looking just a bit gray and distinguished. The Christmas album with the Flecktones and Tuvan throat singers is amazing. I especially like Jingle Bells sung by throat singers in their native tongue.

@catherinepuma2815 29 күн бұрын

We need a Late Show animated series where Stephen Colbert acts out all the Meanwhile dishes he mentions!! XD

@TheKrispyfort 27 күн бұрын

This is a top quality suggestion

@MattCouzensMusic 29 күн бұрын

"This vegam blew cheese" Brought to you by Climax Foods......? 😊

@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 29 күн бұрын

Was there a tiny bit of radioactive substance, in the box ? Poor kitty.

@joost00555 29 күн бұрын

I respect the taste test

@uainediabhal9689 29 күн бұрын

I grew up on the ocean, that kid was actually pretty good

@FutureCommentary1 29 күн бұрын

Colbert went on and one about that cheese and I started typing: I'm surprised that Stephen Colbert didn't use the opportunity to taste that vegan... Oh well. Typical Colbert. Please don't change.

@teelo12000 29 күн бұрын

If you look into the details of why they were disqualified, one of the reasons was "the cheese isn't available for retail purchase". Well the fact Colbert hot hold of some proves that wrong.

@lysanamcmillan7972 29 күн бұрын

@@teelo12000 Having an intern call the company and say, "Hi, I'm with Late Night with Stephen Colbert, and we'd like to feature some of your cheese on our show. How can we get that arranged?" is not the same as buying retail.

@DragonFae16 29 күн бұрын

Considering the fact that Amazon returns are just sent to landfill, that cat is very lucky to be alive.

@thesupremekai1980s 29 күн бұрын

Is that in America?

@jcoopes5604 29 күн бұрын

Not everything, I did returns for about 3 months, what can be resold/ rehabbed does!

@mikemondano3624 29 күн бұрын

Then why are they for sale?

@CT-gl2zj 29 күн бұрын

People buy pallets full of them. It makes up a considerable proportion of my local flea market.

@AndiNewtonian 29 күн бұрын

Our animal rescue gets pallets of returns donated to us from Amazon. Better than ending up in a landfill, and helps homeless pets, too.

@Justusson 29 күн бұрын

Vegan food has really come a long way when we no longer speak of it being close to taste like meat, but also a severed human foot,.. Talk about equality! This is a day to celebrate for our kind! 😂 🌱 👍

@chrisclancy6756 27 күн бұрын

As a non vegan person, vegan food has come a LONG way in 10 years. I remember my vegan friend would cook up some vegan mac and cheese that smelled rank. Fast forward to today and there are SOOO many good vegan restaurants making everything from corn dogs to cheesesteaks that are legitimately delicious!

@denisestinnett4414 29 күн бұрын

OMG! BELA FLECK! Love you Bela! 🌬💕❤️💕

@twitchdoomx 28 күн бұрын

Hey the writers finally got him with a word 🤣

@wideawake5630 29 күн бұрын

I read about that poor cat. They said she was returned unharmed. Um. No. She was alive, certainly not unharmed.

@mlbrooks4066 29 күн бұрын

Don't worry. Cats adjust better than humans do. Home, food, a nice bed, then maybe try out the neighbors for a while. Beautiful cat, that one, though.

@mightyone3737 29 күн бұрын

That screech is the bomb! We need a new Police Academy!

@mightyone3737 29 күн бұрын

I have not cared for any blue cheeses I've had, though I have heard that quite a diversity technically exists. Quality cheese is a real treat, bad cheese is a crime against humanity.

@ianmacfarlane1241 28 күн бұрын

@@mightyone3737Lanark Blue, Roquefort, Dolce latte, Gorgonzola, Stilton, and many more. Each one of them very different . What ones have you tried?

@melissahyland457 29 күн бұрын

Stephen,you are So Very Awesome !!!…I bet Evie has the time of her life hanging out with & enjoying you !!!…❤️

@Chuck_Houck_Coop 29 күн бұрын

It's gotten to the point where the only videos KZfaq recommends for me are Colbert, Kimmel, and cats.

@MacieRivera 29 күн бұрын

Same 👋 And also cute goats,for some reason.

@Chuck_Houck_Coop 28 күн бұрын

@@MacieRivera LOL. Yup, me too.

@imnotmike 28 күн бұрын

Old Mr. Johnson will do anything to try to get rid of that cat.

@mlbrooks4066 29 күн бұрын

My husband accidentally shipped his glasses somewhere once. He took them off and put them in his shirt pocket while he was working. They fell out. He never got them back.

@TheKrispyfort 27 күн бұрын

I lost mine, 8yo, looking over the edge when on a speedboat. If it hadn't been for the presence of witnesses I reckon my mother would have chucked me in after them.

@UT48D 29 күн бұрын

Climax Foods: our vegans cheese is No1 in Tasting like Foot category, so give us a Toes up!

@guyvandenbroeck8405 29 күн бұрын

If you rub a finger between the toes you can make grated cheese. Simple as that!

@jkap34 29 күн бұрын

Why do people with foot fetishes never win? They like the taste of deFeet!

@shawns4354 29 күн бұрын

It's all the same shit as what's in your boxed and canned foods and not even that bad.

@nickcampanelli1420 29 күн бұрын

Climax foods makes it sound like they were going for toes curled not toes up 😂

@thevegandragon_ 29 күн бұрын

Plants make protein. Humans are frugivores and can't process animal amino acids. Vegans have MORE protein than carnists who are dying from diseases meat and dairy gives them.

@vickywitton1008 29 күн бұрын

Also funny was Stephens pronounciation of Derbyshire!

@JillWhitcomb1966 29 күн бұрын

I've been to the city of Derby, in the midlands area of England. It's pronounced as 'Dah- be' by the locals. So then Derbyshire would sound something like 'Dah-be-shah'. Yep, to us Americans, it sounds a bit weird.

@buckmudd8006 29 күн бұрын

Louis Cato's guitar is a real beauty

@jeffclement2468 29 күн бұрын

"Uru, the racoon-faced girl." 😝

@tommunyon2874 28 күн бұрын

There was a comedian a few years back that said words to the effect, "Leroy Nieman is to the world of art, what a banjo is to a symphony orchestra.

@Dawn2Dusk23 28 күн бұрын

That cat was inspired by Bolt. 😂

@walterfristoe4643 28 күн бұрын

Drumph doesn't pronounce it "vegan" - he pronounces it "vagan." 🤣

@saraurrutia6049 29 күн бұрын

Did he said “baleadas” stories hahahaha OMG macheteada… I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣 Shout out to my homeland Honduras 🇭🇳 ❤

@Cancun771 29 күн бұрын

Yep, that is absolutely our continental European slogan. It sounds better in the original Czech but what are you gonna do.

@cjdingojames3715 28 күн бұрын

total kudos graphix team on 'Mt Clap Them Cheeks' perfecto 😂 hilarious synergy always abounds 😊

@katthefantastic 29 күн бұрын

Happy Beltane Everyone!!!!🫶🍄💚

@mammawlee 28 күн бұрын

Cats love Amazon boxes 📦 🐈

@tinas_hotdog_sophie 29 күн бұрын

There is actually a town in Georgia called Climax. And since I know that (couple of weeks) I go a bit lighter through life.

@jcoopes5604 29 күн бұрын

There’s a climax in Michigan not to far from I-69, paradise and hell!

@mlbrooks4066 29 күн бұрын

Intercourse, Pennsylvania is famous. Of course, it was named for the place where two roads came together, but what the heck. If your name is Johnson, you might be tempted to change it these days.

@JillWhitcomb1966 29 күн бұрын

And in Minnesota, there is always Moorhead, or Fertile, or Climax. In North Dakota, there's a tiny town called Flasher.

@raenahonan2003 29 күн бұрын

Worked at an Amazon warehouse😂😂😂so true

@subzerodragon1984 29 күн бұрын

U can really taste the foot lmao😂

@senaruryuin2773 28 күн бұрын

Oh! Their kitty is a chimera! That's pretty cool. Poor thing. Our cats used to love trying to hide in our suitcases but looks like this kitty managed to do what all cats wish they could- And I bet she regrets it!