Even the crazy guy from "Saw" is going "WTF????"

Orwell wrote a terrifying bit on how most of the surgeons pre pain relief would have had to been psychopaths to be able to withstand the constant screams and agony caused by their actions when with their patients.

@@mosspally6995 then you have the fishing hook + tongue Like what

@@Miscelanou oh god. Like trying to sell new tortures to satan.

They went to the john Wayne freelancing school of medicine.

"Por favor no me demandes." Or "demande" if trying to be more formal

I learnt some Spanish in Cuba. The do not disturb sign for the hotel door said No molesto por favor!

@@djones02 smart

It sounds the same in every language

@@djones02 That means I don't disturb, please

100% where i lost all control

Well I mean who doesn’t like a eyebrow wax to go with there backboard.

Man I swear I lost it there at the anti-visual trauma strap as well I’m still having a hard time typing this because I keep laughing thinking about it

Can't sue if you can't see.

My dumb ass thought that’s what they were really called.

Great question but then again everyone in these shows are stupid

Allergy is a possibility, if she ate something she shouldn't have (swollen throat). In which case benadryl or any more potent anti-allergy medication would still be far more effective - and safe - than a hook through the tongue. Lol

@@KezanzatheGreat especially as he only put the hook through the part of the tongue farthest from the airway

Also I really hope that hook is sterile because if not that’s a great way to get a nasty infection.

@@KezanzatheGreat and if she did have allergies wouldn't she either bring benadryl with her or an epipen if she had allergies this severe? I know I don't leave home without it definitely not out in a fish shack with no allergy relief except a fish hook!? Talk about being unprepared. Or prepared depending on whether your looking at it from the point of view of a sane person actually trying to help or the torture artist masquerading as helpful.

agreed, if they had three backboards how is there not enough rigs to take at least I don't know the two on the ground out of there? Where is the extra units for a mass casualty either? I really want to know what they're paying the guy to be the "advisor" for this show, he must be the guy that does military programs too.

@@theyearwas1473 I think the problem is them NOT having an actual consultant.

She's a strong woman who don't need no man!

Lol. I'm 140 soaking wet: when the hammer came out for training I always would point out that if I'm the best choice left for that task, we are all very fuuuuuuuuuuuuukt. 250lb dude makes hole: 140lb dude goes through hole. 140lb dude begins search: 250lb dude makes hole bigger (also stands by to help RIT). Anything else is dumb, even dangerous.

Hey now I am 5'4" but I can really tear things apart with an axe.

As a woman I'm all for women. I'm all for women admitting that we don't at 5'3 have to pretend on TV shows that we're stronger and better than a man with twice our muscle mass. Here's a shock all of us, men and women, are better at some things than others. And what damn idiot even conceived the idea of putting a fish hook through someone's lip and tongue. And conveniently they had one lying around?

That is WHOLE different conversation!!!!

Well it is wet and kinda cold and stuff.

The laws of thermodynamics don't exist in TV-Land. Neither do the simplest rules of Physics nor basic chemistry. Heck not even common knowledge does exist in this magical land that tries to teach its viewers so much.

The absolute sacrifice

Its healthier in the trash then in his stomach anyways haha

Generic Lucky Charms. He knows better than to waste the good stuff 😉 But I noticed that too, he still had to sweep all that up, as you said, for a 1/2 second joke in the vid.

@@shocktncLucky Charms = health food if you’re Irish, which many fire fighters are. 😅

I think that was just normal security footage from the station :wink:

@Dawn Michelle Seidl Godsey Dr. Doofensmirtz? Is that you?

@@mockingjay_2397 lol

SGT SCHULTZ PREPARE THE GONKCULATOR!

Also be sure to include a free set of fallopian tubes. You never know when those may come in handy.

Catch em with your tongue like snowflakes

@@wcresponder in his defense shows occasionally do get something right. But I laughed way too hard at your comment😄😂

They eventually take the patient to the hospital, that is the right thing to do....

The end the show, that's about all I can think they get right.

The sleeping part

No, pretty much never. They do the most ridiculous shit

Ikr, such a sad day. Also, 69 likes, nice

It's not even ironically funny.

ffjsb 😳😕

It looks more like a horror show to me. Just... not for the right reasons.

That's insane!😬

It's now frowned upon because they now have magical devices called OPA's which will hold the tongue forward in the unresponsive patient. And for the responsive one, recovery position, jaw thrust, and away you go! 😉

@@halfbakedhomesteaders well that's a relief!😌

It’s almost like......it’s a thing they teach in the first few weeks of EMT school. Man, I didn’t know you can use OPAs like that.

Also it should be noted that she was conscious and could probably accomplish it herself.

translatlion

@@mewf2an "I need a lawyer"

@@GhostBear3067 thank you

@@GhostBear3067 Every first responder in these shows needs to learn that

Seriously, I've been in an ambulance a handful of times and it's always borderline dire how rough the ride is

Weirdly enough I think shows that are EMS comedies tend to be more accurate at least in capturing the spirit of the job.

@@stephysteph9538 That's cause shows doing a satirical take on [insert profession here] do a lot of research so that the jokes land x3

@@chibiprussia5574 scrubs is one of the most accurate medical shows. They get so much of the little stuff right as well. Its great.

Honestly these shows are basically SAW for TV and use the medical stuff as a cover

@@zecke58 Ya. It's sad that they take a show that people watch and believe it represents some reality of being a first responder and go for shock value over realism.

Thank you!

50k only 9 months ago? Things have pickup well.

@@kingpopaul omg wow!!!! I hadn’t even noticed his channel grew that fast🤩🥳

Care to try it sometime and report back for us?

I am fairly certain any medic tries turning a patient into a meat puppet some of my supervisors will turn THEM into a meat puppet.

@shequan Guerrero Patient in cardiac arrest in the back, driver still eating his burger while running code to the hospital. Nothing is allowed to screw up your meal, and I mean nothing.

Emergency is the only medical drama I like to watch even though it’s 51 years old. R. A. Cinader made sure it was very accurate for the time, plus it shows the history of the paramedic program. Kevin Tighe and Randy Mantooth even went through the paramedic training in preparation for their roles.

XD Your poor mom! It's hard to understand what makes a geek tick when you aren't one.

Yes! My poor FBI agent must be at the bottom of a case of jin every night after reading some of my shit.

Air holes! Works for boxes, so it has to work with people.

Give me the bait hook. Me: Excuse me, the what?

Lol

@@mbeaglewolf418 I didn't catch that they were using a filthy hook. *shudders hard* I'm having visions of her tongue becoming massively infected with (literally) God only knows what bacteria (at least one anaerobic, because you know there has to be at least one anaerobic bug on that hook and who the hell knows what's been on that hook or where it's been and what the HELL was that person thinking?!?!) and the infection going systemic. *violently shudders again* I feel much better now about using my sewing needles/pins for splinter removal w/o cleaning them first, though. XD At least I know where they've been, and none of those places are loaded with potential pathogens.

Dear Charles, Drinking game is a good idea. Thanks for lightbulb moment! Hope you have a great day everybody.