Then you claim credit for the kill

Juliusz Słowacki - "Kordian"

"Oh!... Welp, better him than me."

"wow, my bodyguard Is really good!...was that a snake?"

@@kurzykziomal2378 ah man of culture

more obvious than altair

Adam Baker Don't worry, he should be completely invisible if he holds his hands together and keep his head down. No one would question that.

Or if he sits on a bench

Skyrim players when they are level 100 at sneak.

@@florians9949 and archery

They are both dead anyway.

right?kill her first instead.snitch bitch

Don't forget that *cursed rat!* That should become an ancillary of the general at this point. We have a rat and a snitch. Can't have people follow the code in these Medieval days anymore.

Too bad you can’t send assassins after her

Yep you should've been able to kill that peasant woman.

"That hooded bastard" 🤣

they are Templars..

Must be Holmes and Watson

Either they're the best guards or the worst guards

It's like the assassin and those guards are the mix of expendable and invincible. Like in a cartoon where a cop comedically chases the same robber each time

and chasing someone with that full plate armor? they are very dedicated

Yup, and you can almost hear ,,I use to be assasin like you, but I took an arrow to the knee...''

DaSticksanStonesClub "You've violated my mother"

Let's get to bashing butts!

kapitan19969838 as well as deez nutz.

Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok?

Jajajajajajaja i can´t stop laughing

those are the only two spy chasers

He has the Papal tiara

Everyone had split up into twos.

You want to keep some of the guys with the Pope, in case there's a backup assassin.

What do you mean new? It's probably the third time that's happened that turn.

@@Naraku-no-Hana-WE "Oh bugger, it's this again. Well, better call the housekeeper..."

There’s also a droning if he’ll succeed at the knife throw.

@@timesnewlogan2032 Little snippets in every single one of them yes. Same with the spy, the camera angle is different depending if he's going to die.

You can tell if he's going to die if the assassin's name is the one at the top of the video.

Yea, always that two B*STARDS Chases Me when I GET SPOTTED!

Their name is Simon and Karl , The Royal Gaurdsmen

It's like a tradition. Guard commander:Holy Mother!They tried to kill the Bishop!All the guards on the pursue!(sees the assassin)Ah it's him,alright you two,you know how it goes,go catch him.

I like to think that they're the same two guards chasing the same assassin in every video. Like they're just guarding some dude, and they see the assassin, "Goddamn it, looks like Carl is at it again. Get back here you little shit!"

Also Carl just revives every assassination attempt too

Give this guy brains.

the door hits his own dagger. he stab himself accidentally

.

Nice! Did he stab his own balls accidentally? 😅

HE AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHeEeEED..

💯

Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who holds knives pointing at themselves behind a door

I was thinking more like Spy vs Spy because of the mixed results.

it would be a great comedy

And they fail most of the times apparently xD

Jesus: No prob fam

Jesus is on my side 😎

it's either besieged them in their city, or kill all of the royal family. Winning a battle is impossible, or costly at least

Yeah like your assasain would be successful that many times in a row I had a max out guy and on,y got another 13 stabbed stabs before he got caught

@@shadowwarriorshockwave3281 I had an assassin who succeeded every time when I first played. It wasn't until I hired a second assassin that I found out spies and assassins could fail.

Reminds me of a story an old friend told me "ow my assasin killed over 20 popes i have him parked where they spawn." Yea i can do that too if i keep reloading my save, assasins dont last long, had assasins fail when they had a very small chance of failing.

That’s not how that works

TimesNewLogan That is so good!

This is what we could see if Hollywood would make movie about this

Stanislaus Augustus Poniatovsky Ever watched "in bruges"?

Did I guess? xD

Father - When ? Killer - Now . Actually It's looked like this "I killed a man at Confession." "Holy Shit."

Randy Ming and Hal Berdstein, the most in-demand body guards from Inverness to Jerusalem! They’ll patrol the city streets with keen eyes watching for suspicious barrels, keep the country roads clear of unlawful masonry projects, and stand watch in nigh-empty chapels just in case someone tries to stab the priest. Whether it’s a cowled man in an alley, some guy rooting through the armory tent, or a suspicious bush, they will stab it all the same. As a bonus, they’re also highly skilled in the relocation of coral snakes and moderately capable joggers!

The most painfull one is missing and 95% one and also get executed

Yeah the voices are just muffled speech. I havent payed much attention to them but "holy crap" is the most obvious one.

how da faq did you catched that hahahahahahhahaa

Sounds like ‘What was that?!’ to me.

I always wondered why he couldn't just do that.

I think it’s to make it look like an accident.

I dunno, it starts to look suspicious when the entire English royal family dies from snake bites in their sleep.

He could still braise him

TimesNewLogan This was days long past, they’d probably think it was god punishing them or the devil forgot to zip up his pants.

Shogun 2 was the last game with those type of cutscenes. From Rome 2 onward they haven't had assassination, spying, or any other type of cutscene except for introductory stuff.

S Simpson Well Rome 2 already has this fps problem even on beast computers.Imagine now a cutscene added for the assassinations,spying e.t.c.The fps will prob fall to 1.

They did those games with love before, bow only commercial

They probably didn't see commissioning pre-rendered cutscenes as a worthy expenditure of resources anymore. It's very little bang for a decent chunk of money (especially to do it to modern standards).

You watch them exactly once and afterwards you just skip them to the outcome.

yeah that would be cool

it would breal your immersion because lets be honest these animations are silly

@@Manny444a i didn't say the're not funny but yeah you're right.

@@Manny444a you guys are still bitching about this non-issue?

Yep just CA cutting cost at every way they can. CA of old was a lot more appreciative of these attribute of gaming.

Ashwin Sandanakrishnan shhhh, dont expose the Venetian halberdier world order

Arent those guards heavy billmen?

@@apunahasapeemapetilon4398 nope hailberd milita

​@@Captain_Sandershalberd militia are normally unarmored

Assassin: *on the toilet* Guards: *burst in* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Assassin: oh come on!

"Go over there! Goddamn you're so stupid"

@@HayabusaCrimsonShadow Meanwhile the snake's thinking 'one of us is certainly stupid. Now, where's that tasty rat?'

When you think about it, its a good plan to assassinate the priest, but what makes this worse is that this game is set in dark ages, when a person strikes at priest, hes condemned by everyone, social ranks dont matter

@@AxenfonKlatismrek he is a killer has no social ranks so it doesn’t matter of course if knights trace it to who ever hired him that guy is fucked

SergeantPsycho nope you can't

😂😂😂😂😂

John Black, the life of those two guards is hard, they are the only ones bothering to chase the assassin everywhere he goes in that full plate armour.

You might say work is murder for an assassin.

Adam Baker Something like what happened in Shogun 2? I completely agree.

Why the pope specificaly?

@@robertharris6092 Because his assassination scene has the assassin on a high ledge. Other than that, no reason I guess.

Revkor It would be funny if you could actually pull off a complete sentence without looking like a complete idiot.

Triggered much TP?:3

Lynaris Evershade Shadowfall Unfortunately I did not get triggered at this comment. And if you had the brain of someone older than 10 you wouldve understood that I had made a joke.

Ah uh someone's triggered. :3

Bad joke? If that's even "trying" to make a joke, not sure how you can fail that hard.....

Up until the moment when your assassin critically fails and they get a pop up it was you - instant war.

Lmao

That would be a cool pun to say

I wonder why he was never bitten by his own snake... unless he is wearing something to protect himself from getting his skin penetrated by the snake's fangs

@@99mrpogi I see you everywhere

lmao maybe is that girl

Yes! I was looking for a comment that might mention this and I didn't want to parrot. Not glaringly obvious.

I also think that they change the model for the bed if you try to assassinate a princess

Well it was his fault the red shirts always die

Let's Confirm it then

Mr_Washington That guy got the right idea, he wears a brown pants.

Said Washington

I had a lot of the barrel assassinations when I was Scotland, it became a joke with my friend "Where are those barrels from...?"

The cathedral one is if you try to kill the pope

the church ones only occur if the priest in in a town with a church.

It seems that there are always two pairs replacing the previous ones..

TheDolphinTuna maybe it only happens when you trie to assassinate priests or the pope if possible I've never done it

Only when you send assassins after the pope. Like I did with my British run

I'm talking priests like 3:22. Pope is 6:52 I think.

The priest ones only appear if a priest/cardinal is in a church in a city/town

Jody Russell i wouldn't be surprised if those "mans of god" weren't power hungry atheists

Osama Bin Laden *men

Why your mom told you to never play with knives