Seeing an enemy geisha appear on the strategic map was like that moment at the end of Rogue One with Vader.
@meilinchan73144 жыл бұрын
I swear that the animators had watched too many Looney Tunes segments prior to making these!
@johansenhung40393 жыл бұрын
@@icheko2498 some of the things they do are catoony
@lukmanibrahim29933 жыл бұрын
Or the voice actor 😅 ....
@mesk31853 жыл бұрын
Hand bombs or grenades used in this period of time actually have a big resemblance to the bombs used in these videos
@ihavenomouthandimusttype97293 жыл бұрын
5:04 The looney tunes bomb is priceless. Total war had a real sense of humour back then.
@dasiyzootyrer33003 ай бұрын
Мне кажется после такой бомбы не должно здания в принципе остаться, а не именно человека
@napoleoncomplex27124 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite is the guy who faceplants into the ground trying to use the line poison.
@jjcosme77923 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my favorite fails
@erikstensaas1202 Жыл бұрын
I tried to do that intentionally to make my brother laugh, but it ended up killing the daimyo instead. Neither of us had ever achieved that and it gave us an enormous shock
@kaijuslayer33342 жыл бұрын
7:05 What’s funny is how this is probably the most accurate cutscene in how a real life shinobi would maybe work. It’s still goofy and stereotypically trying to be a assassin, but at least he’s going for a disguise in a smart place and time to attack someone, and not using some weird weapon to do it.
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel that the geisha assassinations are difficult if not impossible to do in real life and that is why they always happen off screen.
@koreancowboy422 жыл бұрын
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay any assassination attempt is difficult it requires timing, planning.
@JonatasAdoM2 жыл бұрын
@@koreancowboy42 Assassination or murder is not that complicated. Escaping alive, now that is a struggle.
@APersonOnYouTubeX2 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM planning for your success AND survival requires planning
@erikstensaas1202 Жыл бұрын
The Geisha are gaining the trust of whoever they're going after. That way when she kills them, it's when they least expect it. It's implied when the Geisha fails; the game tells you that they couldn't find a suitable opportunity. Compared to the ninja where success and failure boils down to life and death
@AC-iz7eh4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this when I was a kid and always thought the double bladed stick at 6:05 was so cool
@martinxvidxb4 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul situation :-)
@saxo92664 жыл бұрын
Omg yes it looks pretty cool, like Star Wars
@JohanKylander Жыл бұрын
Twinblade my beloved.
@Cthight4 ай бұрын
Yes but was ist realistic back then? Were they able to build such a weapon?
@t.wcharles2171 Жыл бұрын
9:32 fastest blade hand in the Steppe
@nazalostizsrbije6 ай бұрын
For what faction is that
@t.wcharles21716 ай бұрын
@@nazalostizsrbije the Mongols, a DLC faction.
@LKPrime2 жыл бұрын
1:28 that's some Spy vs Spy shit right there
@djdbajron12 ай бұрын
How? I don’t get it
@stupidlizard47644 жыл бұрын
4:39 guard: hell, that's shity to be on the night watch. And nothing interesting *yawn* "See's me trying to stealth" Oh look ninja! *BAM*
@jjcosme77923 жыл бұрын
The ninjas thought goddamit
@historytank56733 жыл бұрын
Why does he then look like he’s thinking “wait was that my captain or was that a ninga?”
@djdbajron12 ай бұрын
@@historytank5673you typed g not j
@Agent1W3 жыл бұрын
4:45 When the Marksman Hunter one-shots the Subtlety Rogue.
@giuseppedaddio91766 жыл бұрын
1:03 How the hell did she do that?!?
@allahstan41716 жыл бұрын
Never heard of anime
@user-bg2um8qc5b6 жыл бұрын
She just put soporific in tea and than do a little play with bodies. Life assassins too need used to amuse.
@peebins12385 жыл бұрын
We never know. I guess you could say they left us... hanging.
@AudieHolland5 жыл бұрын
Who says it was a she?
@sothysentuyhor224 жыл бұрын
@@AudieHolland geisha's are literally women, and most being assassins within the events the game takes place
@Joaosantos221144 жыл бұрын
6:45 Didn't know the japanese were now playing prop hunt.
@jjcosme77923 жыл бұрын
I guess there really like it
@unpayedovertime6262 жыл бұрын
4:13 - The memories of all the Ninjas sacrificed and this happens in a 12/17% rate. "Just switched to another room. Damn Ninjas" ~Nobunaga. 4:44 - I didn't know Tanegashimas/Arquebuses have a pistol grip. 5:18 - Ah, I see all ninjas go to the Sengoku Prometheus School of Running Away From Things. Also, HEADSHOT. 5:45 - I don't think that's an actual weapon. I'm surprised that those other two kills doesn't count, even when there is 1 unit in the unit, they still appear. 6:38 - I've always wonder what does the Ninja do to that Yari Guard? Or that he wasn't aware the light was... moving. 6:41 - "He wasn't on the screen!" ~Ninja 7:08 - A Ballista kart? "LEEROY JENKINS!" ~Ninja 8:20 - Answer every unknown footsteps with a sword strike. 8:52 - Unfortunately, there isn't a success version. 9:32 - Not the hat! YOU DIE. *Throws Glaive/Guan Dao/idk*
@ArabicYeti5 жыл бұрын
Those Geisha, damn at 1:55 she f*cking broke his neck without touching the necklace and the Camo at 8:58 fantastic I also like how some of the Ninja's scenes makes it look like an rpg character you move around with. The whole 6:30 was amazing, especially the archer who shot 3 arrows in an instant. 9:30 HOW THE F*CK
@juliovielma87035 жыл бұрын
TheGuyWhoCantFly there is a youtube channel of an archer that have master de ability of throwing 3 in just one second
@sothysentuyhor224 жыл бұрын
just some corrections, 1:55 is quite odd but I guess within the range of possibilities, 8:58 wouldn't the ninja notice the geisha's black hair?, 6:30 either there were more or he's a fast shooter which wouldn't be believable but is still possible, 9:30 Mongol warriors didn't sleep with their weapons or helmets, and it's not possible to pierce someone with a glaive even if you have the strength of a mongol.
@pecfexfextus44374 жыл бұрын
@@juliovielma8703 if you're referring to Lars Anderson, what he demonstrated is called "Trickshooting". It's done for the glamour and entertainment and uses bows and arrows which have far lighter draw weight than the ones which would have been used for military purposes. So that kind of technique would be incredibly hard to pull off with the bows and arrows with, say like a long bow, with draw weight around 60-70 lbs, which is made to provide enough power to kill deers and other animals. I doubt the bow that he used in that particular video has that much draw weight.
@AC-iz7eh4 жыл бұрын
Poor guy got shot with an arrow to his balls lol
@sothysentuyhor224 жыл бұрын
@@AC-iz7eh I think that was above and the bottom one pierced through his leg if you focus on where the arrowhead is
@glennboeckx43006 жыл бұрын
9:00 how to be a chameleon and that hun was pretty good too. hahah
@gummycat30825 жыл бұрын
I hate to be a smartass, but it's a mongol, not a hun
@sothysentuyhor224 жыл бұрын
@@gummycat3082 ye you're right.they do look kinda similar though
@jjcosme77923 жыл бұрын
That’s how yo be fooled
@fredericksacramento6772 жыл бұрын
Sneak 100
@SimpleNobody24205 жыл бұрын
I miss these cutscenes. :(
@VChong19915 жыл бұрын
I like how theres a an epic fail and a succesful one
@project06243 жыл бұрын
Yo those Geishas will Vibe check you and walk away.
@kohinarec65803 жыл бұрын
No other TW game has had such brutal assassinations ever since.
@Galejro Жыл бұрын
5:12 LOL that geisha with the uno reverse card XD
@ThePipea8a3 жыл бұрын
9:25 Ghost of Tsushima (2020)
@karlwittenburg5868 Жыл бұрын
Way too many times did I hit a Mongol in the helmet in that game 😐
@herbivorethecarnivore84478 ай бұрын
5:00 Last chance to look at me, Hector.
@midnightwolf93145 жыл бұрын
These are so campy I love them
@CommandoX7986 жыл бұрын
These animations are great.
@Solongsocialmedia6 жыл бұрын
3:00 Those notes Were funny even if it's death
@sothysentuyhor224 жыл бұрын
the start was odd but it sounded better in the middle and towards the end
@kaijuslayer3334 Жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22Yeah the Koto player probably needed a second take with those goofy strings at the start.
@sothysentuyhor22 Жыл бұрын
@@kaijuslayer3334 The musician struggle
@ZetsubouGintama3 жыл бұрын
6:45 Solid Snake.
@warvester4 жыл бұрын
The last one lol. Dart, meet massive Glaive.
@sothysentuyhor224 жыл бұрын
that's a glaive not a halberd
@warvester3 жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22 I see. Thank you for the correction.
@sothysentuyhor223 жыл бұрын
@@warvester No problem
@abmong5 жыл бұрын
Shogun assassination scenes are still better than Shogun 2’s
@jacktheripper51125 жыл бұрын
yeah and here i thought they were better XD shogun 1 is just alot brutal
@kaijuslayer33344 жыл бұрын
These are really damn goofy, so nah
@LrzmsibeltsАй бұрын
Oh just realized this is the first game.
@Solongsocialmedia6 жыл бұрын
2:07 They are both Assasains. Assassin life and Death, they both meet for death, But, The Tide lands on both. There is no winner of the fight... There is only life and Death, Even IF they die, reincarnation will go on and the girls will be very different till they meet again.
@enochianwolf4 жыл бұрын
nice imagination
@jjcosme77923 жыл бұрын
That’s cool
@bobpage65973 жыл бұрын
1:11 most hilarious death sound ever ahahah!!!
@jeryro16422 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he is choking on his blood
@JonatasAdoM2 жыл бұрын
It's uncanny how lifelike that geisha looks!
@PrezPendejo4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain what happens with the target in the fail around 7:30? Like he shoots with the blowdart and the shadow freezes and gets weird, then someone snipes him with what sounds like a crossbow. I never figured out what was going on there.
@dragonfire73544 жыл бұрын
I think it's something to do with a fake shadow? Like there's a dummy behind the curtain, or something of that effect.
@ruthswann884 жыл бұрын
I think he just misses, since the guy's taking a piss so he isn't moving. A guard sees this movement and shoots him.
@simonepazsimon72193 жыл бұрын
I actually get it now. At first he missed then he tried to shoot again but accidentally swallowed his ammunition. See his mask it became deflated or something
@omegacenturion65083 жыл бұрын
@@simonepazsimon7219 Nah you can clearly see a crossbow bolt in the side of his head.
@simonepazsimon72193 жыл бұрын
@@omegacenturion6508 I see it now. At first it looks like the headgear flatten, you know something like plastic bottle out of air, but now that I look at it it's a crossbow dart/arrow
@MrBell-iq3sm2 жыл бұрын
Someone clearly had fun making those animations. You don't make so many with such a level of detail with enjoying the work.
@ullaahmed23699 ай бұрын
9:28 IS THAT THE MONGOLS!? -Date Masamune
@haruhashimoto1792 Жыл бұрын
I love how gore and bloody the SHOGUN 1 than the SHOGUN 2 cutscenes.
@TahaAddam5 ай бұрын
I wanna assume it was not to scar kids for life if they picked up Shogun 2, still brutal even without the blood.
@hallamhal3 жыл бұрын
Damn that Geisha was badass! I remember I used to put everything into upgrading my buildings just so I could murder my way to the shogunate with Geisha squads
@joshuasturnfield754911 күн бұрын
😂 The Cart Crossbow is one of my favorites!
@Gilmaris3 жыл бұрын
These are still the best TW cut scenes.
@Nasproti5 ай бұрын
8:59 the woman looks like a chameleon
@hanglei98654 жыл бұрын
this game tells you why never should you mess up with womenunder any circumstance
@50shekels4 жыл бұрын
Hang Lei simp
@AxenfonKlatismrek4 жыл бұрын
You know, so many of these assassinations dont make sense even in historical context
@JM-dy4ty3 жыл бұрын
How not?
@kaijuslayer33342 жыл бұрын
@@JM-dy4ty Let’s start off with the Looney Tunes bomb
@Jeyeyeyey Жыл бұрын
who cares, they're awesome
@baandroidarg20062 жыл бұрын
6:30 amogus
@AbrahamLincoln4 Жыл бұрын
5:49
@martinlisitsata Жыл бұрын
for the curios i believe the very last cutscene is from the warlord edition
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay2 жыл бұрын
The last one against the Mongolian General looks like a live actor playing the Ninja.
@JMObyx3 жыл бұрын
For the 1st one, it woulda been metal if she stuck it back in her hair.
@djdbajron12 ай бұрын
3:36 this part jumpscared
@Ch3ls3yxxSubs3 жыл бұрын
I though Memoirs of a Geisha would be a lot more like this
@LilyKittyCatto Жыл бұрын
the Geisha is a QUEEN
@JohanKylander Жыл бұрын
These are vaguely like bowling animations.
@user-bo6er4vt6j2 жыл бұрын
Да тут покушения повеселее, чем во втором Сёгуне
@DarkMagicianMan202 жыл бұрын
What with the bombing all the pastor 😂😂
@derpymurpy14182 жыл бұрын
Didn’t look nearly as bad as I thought it would. Arguably better than shogun 2
@romelnegut20052 жыл бұрын
One of assassinations was a mix of Prop Hunt and Murder.
@king_fisherXX3 жыл бұрын
Geisha faces have creepy faces because of the texture
@newrisingdamned7604 Жыл бұрын
Wow compared to Shogun 2 they still have much more creativity here
@jjcosme77923 жыл бұрын
The ninja fails geshia he he heee if a geshia fails ninja revenge
@plussum32552 жыл бұрын
If thays supposed to be a go board, they messed up cause its supposed to go on the line intersections
@by3eHb4 жыл бұрын
never say no to -panda- geisha
@Dreadwaffle75 жыл бұрын
4:22 James Bond reference?
@gummycat30825 жыл бұрын
No, they used this technique way before 1967, as you can see here
@Dreadwaffle75 жыл бұрын
@@gummycat3082 But You Only live Twice is a movie that came out before this videogame. So...
@Dreadwaffle75 жыл бұрын
@@gummycat3082 It could be reference to James Bond or just a historical thing.
@gummycat30825 жыл бұрын
Ninjas used this technique in medieval Japan
@Newsclues-kz6og11 ай бұрын
I wore the kimono out of that game
@sowpmactavish3 жыл бұрын
So geisha just didnt fail in Shogun 1?
@Gilmaris3 жыл бұрын
That is correct. It's even in the in-game unit description - it says something along the lines of, the geisha may not always find a suitable opportunity, but she never fails and will keep hunting her prey until an opportunity presents itself.
@minion_legend8 ай бұрын
Why geisha and ninja hate cristians😭😭😭
@mikaeladeleqiana9816Ай бұрын
in feudal japan their daimnyo (the ruler of japan) hate a christian people, because in feudal japan there are just 2 religion acepted, the religion are Buddhism and Shinto. Japanese people who was convert to christian by a missionary from portueguese trader was destroying a shrine of shinto and temple of bhuddist. and change it to the church, then they are execute by the daimnyo.
@chemmssakura2853 Жыл бұрын
Por qué mataron al padre, 😢
@pankinkanarsky6725Ай бұрын
0:16 1:11
@detroitdave95126 жыл бұрын
neo got a challenger
@Real_British3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why shogun 2 didnt have mongols on their series..atleast the early samurai DLC
@edspace.2 жыл бұрын
I wonder why there were no Geisha fail videos, someone on another video said they weren't in the game.
@Agirmetal Жыл бұрын
Geishas would not die even they faied in this game to attack next turn contrast to shogun 2. The only way to get rid of them was ninja or own geisha
@edspace. Жыл бұрын
@@Agirmetal Thanks, in my various play through I never managed to unlock the Geisha unit type, even when (in Shogun 1) I had specialized in covert arms; my Ninja were going across Japan eliminating all the other rival clans by assassinations and it was going well with only 1 clan left, then I failed the campaign because my Daimyo had managed to live to 85 and sit peacefully in his castle and die naturally without producing an heir.
@Nico420484 жыл бұрын
How come shogun 2 isn't nearly as brutal as these ?
@jeryro16422 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, it would be really cool if they were though
@AudieHolland2 жыл бұрын
Shogun: Total War was the first ever game from that studios with that concept. Everything was new back then, around 2000. It even came with a *Dutch Manual* for crying out loud. After that, they learned that Dutch gamers don't care, English is fine. I guess the animations were cut down a bit in gore because they now needed to comply to a much bigger audience.
@kaijuslayer33342 жыл бұрын
@@AudieHolland They wanted to keep the game’s T rating for Shogun 2. Which was why the blood and gore DLC was released as a separate later DLC rather then being a part of the game.
@Cthight4 ай бұрын
02:14 i dont get it. Are they both dead? So its a draw?
@edvart005 жыл бұрын
Looney Tunes
@pankinkanarsky6725Ай бұрын
8:16
@capscaps042 жыл бұрын
I always prefered these animations than the ones in shogun 2. In shgun 2 the asasination animations of the ninjas are way to cartoonish.
@mikewbma3 жыл бұрын
lol I guess shogun 2 cut scence is a bit more realistic
@ryanosborn32523 ай бұрын
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@captsonictanklazer34006 жыл бұрын
do and dont how to be a assasin
@FXXKV3 жыл бұрын
I hate japan's ninja 😡😠
@ladiesgentswegothimАй бұрын
One of the coolest aspects of this game. I dunno why they scrapped it in some of the follow-on games!