Melania Trump Is Dreaming Of A Dark Christmas

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

6 жыл бұрын

First Lady Melania Trump (Laura Benanti) is only planning the White House's Christmas festivities and definitely not her getaway.
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@lurategh
@lurategh 6 жыл бұрын
Omg that clip of Melania watching the ballet dancers is too good.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
there was something very "Black Swan" about it, that's for damn sure
@chrisoman87
@chrisoman87 6 жыл бұрын
She genuinely looks confused (I would be too tbh if random people were dancing in my house)
@NikolaAvramov
@NikolaAvramov 6 жыл бұрын
The whole Melania thing imitation is this: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m96eqreIy6y2fWw.htmlh13m6s
@kemalramadana7300
@kemalramadana7300 6 жыл бұрын
Her inner monologue would be "DANCE FOR ME YOU PEASANTS"
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
Laughing Man lol like who let them in?
@alternativespicer
@alternativespicer 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert has the best Melania impersonator of all night shows.
@vaibhavgupta20
@vaibhavgupta20 6 жыл бұрын
Alternative Spicer impersonator who?
@channelforpositivitylunder9385
@channelforpositivitylunder9385 6 жыл бұрын
Incredible she doesn't break character!
@BatmanHQYT
@BatmanHQYT 6 жыл бұрын
Vaibhav Gupta Laura Benanti
@fannishfanning160
@fannishfanning160 6 жыл бұрын
Alternative Spicer Laura Benanti. She's a Broadway actress.
@fannishfanning160
@fannishfanning160 6 жыл бұрын
Alternative Spicer Laura Benanti. She's a Broadway actress.
@MrNR96
@MrNR96 6 жыл бұрын
“Look at me, standing on my staincase of hapiness. Enjoying the freedom of movement” Omg I fcking died man hahahaha
@theiammike123
@theiammike123 6 жыл бұрын
"There I am... alone on my staircase of happiness."
@CJ-im2uu
@CJ-im2uu 5 жыл бұрын
The look of: I’d rather be somewhere else.
@catherineleary9462
@catherineleary9462 6 жыл бұрын
"Fly away,little birds!"😂😂😂
@malgretout563
@malgretout563 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@darkstar2874
@darkstar2874 4 жыл бұрын
*fly away.... 😢*
@6105boe
@6105boe 6 жыл бұрын
Damn she is a good actress, how can she keep a straight face!?
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
Dr4gonch4ser Botox.
@RAOates
@RAOates 5 жыл бұрын
Botox on the real Melania in my opinion
@angelaa5771
@angelaa5771 6 жыл бұрын
How the hell is she able to do the skit without cracking up??? 😂😂😂😂
@Vejur9000
@Vejur9000 3 ай бұрын
Because she’s a triple threat. She can do it all.
@puffnstuff12
@puffnstuff12 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti nails it every time she plays Melania.
@tassymccormick
@tassymccormick 6 жыл бұрын
Ivana needs to ease up on the plastic surgery
@frankboff1260
@frankboff1260 5 жыл бұрын
Tassy McCormick it’s too late for her....
@blowingtrees2
@blowingtrees2 5 жыл бұрын
@Roy Chefets It looks like you need to ease up on the doughnuts😉
@patriciapenso9848
@patriciapenso9848 5 жыл бұрын
I think she needs lots more!
@saba6502
@saba6502 4 жыл бұрын
@Brad king She sure does
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 4 жыл бұрын
She's so botoxed her face just cannot move
@omarini
@omarini 6 жыл бұрын
"Alone in my staircase of happiness" XD
@caelemvaellerek9519
@caelemvaellerek9519 6 жыл бұрын
Javier López lmfao that part made me laugh so much including when she was saying fly away little bird.
@009lazynurse
@009lazynurse 6 жыл бұрын
😂
@kalindakelly2714
@kalindakelly2714 6 жыл бұрын
Best line lol
@RAOates
@RAOates 5 жыл бұрын
I liked the part about Santa Claus. LOL😀
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, Laura Benant looks more like Melania than Melania does!
@girlmagic3089
@girlmagic3089 5 жыл бұрын
mikefromwa I know right.. She looks more appealing to be FLOTUS
@zaiemrys5917
@zaiemrys5917 6 жыл бұрын
*Good Lord! Your Melania impersonator is a riot.*
@austinpearce5442
@austinpearce5442 6 жыл бұрын
Zai Emrys he needs to give her a TV movie
@athews1976
@athews1976 6 жыл бұрын
😍 The Late Shows' Melania is fantastic! ♡ ❤ ❤️ Better than the real life one. Laura Benanti's got a lot of energy :D
@jensen1901
@jensen1901 6 жыл бұрын
wow, the footage of Melania at 4:44 is the saddest thing I have ever seen
@Sea_witch_
@Sea_witch_ 6 жыл бұрын
jensen1901 definitely lmao so lonely in her special staircase...so awkward for the ballerina
@ruig8612
@ruig8612 6 жыл бұрын
jensen1901 you what's very sad ? That liberals blame the rich for their sorry ass broke life... Lol now that's sad lolllll
@bruno3
@bruno3 6 жыл бұрын
Ivana Trump is lucky enough the media kept photos of her with Trump. Otherwise, Trump would now be dismissing any past connection with her. "Just look at her, she wouldn't be my type... Believe me!"
@seanod7157
@seanod7157 6 жыл бұрын
Ivanna is Donald in drag. Most people don't know this fact.
@nicole6323
@nicole6323 3 жыл бұрын
@PragaMaterUrbium when I'm unsure, I search for adams 🍎, lol
@MadFrenzy582
@MadFrenzy582 6 жыл бұрын
But seriously, Melania's Christmas decor was TRAGIC! couldn't she have plagiarized Michelle just one more time?! dear God!
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 жыл бұрын
Luis F.R. I think it looks nice. Everyone has different tastes
@pelvis_assley
@pelvis_assley 6 жыл бұрын
It was nice bit photographer chose creepy lighting and timing for some reason
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
still pretty creepy with the super-bright cold lights - that took it straight to Kubrick-territory
@theanthonyshow1406
@theanthonyshow1406 6 жыл бұрын
She said “I think she’s trying her best” lmaooooo
@asrexproductions
@asrexproductions 6 жыл бұрын
I love whenever Stephen has to struggle to keep it together. 😂😆🤣
@psammiad
@psammiad 6 жыл бұрын
No way would Melania be able to move her face that much.
@justthecoolestdudeyo9446
@justthecoolestdudeyo9446 6 жыл бұрын
That video of Real Melania watching the ballerinas was... bizarre. Did she come down late, and like, they already had started, so she felt embarrassed walking across the floor?
@samijj81
@samijj81 6 жыл бұрын
I think it's because she's on her own, I think some others were supposed to be there like Barron & Ivanka but then they ditched her, just my theory because she looks so lonely.
@Auriam
@Auriam 6 жыл бұрын
I feel almost sorry for her.
@taxiuniversum916
@taxiuniversum916 6 жыл бұрын
Just the Coolest Dude Yo My guess is she didn’t do anything. The interior decorator just placed her there lol.
@amyashley3182
@amyashley3182 6 жыл бұрын
I made fun of her at first, but then I imagined I had to stand there watching ballerinas while everyone else watched me and now I assume she was just trying not to barf.
@guadalupecano5105
@guadalupecano5105 6 жыл бұрын
This is hilariously accurate
@geoffdearth8575
@geoffdearth8575 6 жыл бұрын
Alone on my staircase of happiness.
@DiabolicalAngel
@DiabolicalAngel 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti is an awesome Melania lol
@raulrivera-aponte455
@raulrivera-aponte455 6 жыл бұрын
“When she goes low I go Bye Bitch!” I’m so done that is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@TSTypeR
@TSTypeR 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti is an absolute treasure
@eddiepalacios5433
@eddiepalacios5433 6 жыл бұрын
The resemblance is amazing. Hysterical xD
@TheMagician1
@TheMagician1 6 жыл бұрын
This lady's a genius.
@Nizwiz411
@Nizwiz411 6 жыл бұрын
More of that Melania impressionist please. she's hilarious.
@zamzam3396
@zamzam3396 6 жыл бұрын
She needs to have her own segment. But maybe they don't wanna spend money on Laura B. SAD!
@JustineSHarrison
@JustineSHarrison 6 жыл бұрын
she's a good impressionist but Melania is just so lame even an impression by a good comedian can't do the subject justice
@Dkalban
@Dkalban 6 жыл бұрын
She's also starring in a Broadway play right now so she might not be able to do it as often until the show (which is a limited run) is over
@aintgoingoutlikethat5599
@aintgoingoutlikethat5599 6 жыл бұрын
And hot. A rare combination.
@redlupo6193
@redlupo6193 6 жыл бұрын
Her Celine Dion would be something to see...
@SamithPich
@SamithPich 6 жыл бұрын
Fly away little birds!! LOL
@krismine99
@krismine99 6 жыл бұрын
I guess she is a prime example of that saying, “if you keep that expression too long it’ll be stuck like that”
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 жыл бұрын
LOL!! OMG, that was a great one!
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
to which wife are you referring?
@krismine99
@krismine99 6 жыл бұрын
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey guess it works for both of them, Melania and Botox lips as well
@movietime2103
@movietime2103 6 жыл бұрын
King Christophis balas mozbpordazh
@brimarshinew3773
@brimarshinew3773 6 жыл бұрын
How’s that cyber bullying campaign going, Melania?
@RAOates
@RAOates 5 жыл бұрын
The hypocrisy is..... indescribable!!! She's on this anti cyber bullying campaign and married to a BULLY!
@theo4183
@theo4183 6 жыл бұрын
Laura looks so freaking incredible playing Melania!
@errorsinconduct
@errorsinconduct 6 жыл бұрын
I want footage of Supergirl seeing this
@awelsh39
@awelsh39 6 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how so many people watch Colbert but say they don't like the show in the comments. YOU are a part of the reason this has over a million veiws. I think his show is great.
@davidmeichner8346
@davidmeichner8346 2 жыл бұрын
It was *only* for Laura that I've been viewing clips.
@kathyg1660
@kathyg1660 6 жыл бұрын
To all you Trumpers commenting: We wouldn't bash them if they weren't such easy targets.
@youtuber6185
@youtuber6185 5 жыл бұрын
Kathy G Hillary is a much easier target though but SNL instead made positive skits on Hillary. Humor should go both ways no?
@scadaeshusyells4241
@scadaeshusyells4241 6 жыл бұрын
"I have gotten all the christmas stockings and tied them into a rope"...wth😂😂😂😂lmao
@scadaeshusyells4241
@scadaeshusyells4241 6 жыл бұрын
Bob Martin...you first BOB😂😂 lmao..the name fits u well
@lynnlynn9124
@lynnlynn9124 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny bc it's true😉
@gabe5525
@gabe5525 6 жыл бұрын
She is the definitive Melania impersonator.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 6 жыл бұрын
"There I am on my staircase of happiness" bwahahaha
@santiagomurillo2768
@santiagomurillo2768 6 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFAO!! In reality, one can clearly see that our "1st Lady" is so unhappy, so unfulfilled just being around Trump. Shit, she doesn't even want to hold his hand while walking down Air Force 1. They remind me of Prince Charles & Lady Diana.... Same shit look.
@43385489
@43385489 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert couldn't keep a straight face. Laura is amazing!
@kingjamestres
@kingjamestres 6 жыл бұрын
Why are the conservatives acting like they didn't mock Michelle Obama for 8 straight years? Some even sayings things like "can you imagine if this was michelle obama" GTFOH.
@ethanjensen1171
@ethanjensen1171 6 жыл бұрын
james d ya but know one was bashing the Obama’s every night on talk shows
@kingjamestres
@kingjamestres 6 жыл бұрын
Ethan Jensen yes dude yes they were fox alone made billions off of it. Not to mention all the conservative media outlets like Breitbart,infowars etc.
@mywalterego9248
@mywalterego9248 6 жыл бұрын
Where was the multiple late night comedy shows opening with Michelle Obama being portrayed as a gorilla? Where was the right wing SNL using the same tired jokes over and over again? The idea that somehow the alt-right on 4CHAN are equal in any way to the constant barrage from the media against Trump is laughable. Where was the Jimmy Kimmel monologue about Michelle's Penis? Where was the sketch about Obama being from Africa? They didn't happen on network television. Not even FOX said the kinds of things we're now saying about Trump. I voted for Hillary, but you'd be BLIND to not see the difference.
@sigrunemelia3190
@sigrunemelia3190 6 жыл бұрын
James D the conservatives are children they can’t handle the fact that the trump presidency is going to shit... or prison.
@JP-zb3yb
@JP-zb3yb 6 жыл бұрын
There will always be people mocking the first lady. The difference is that I never saw any mainstream media mock Michelle Obama the way they doing to Melania Trump. And the problem is that the conservative sites that did so were openly conservative, which made their bias very clear, but mainstream media keeps on claiming that they are unbiased objective coverage/comedy/etc. There is a very clear bias here, which in of itself is not wrong (it's really impossible to be unbiased), but the fact that they claim to not be biased at all is laughable. Just own up to it. Embrace the bias, and so that way people watching it understand better the biases of each network and make better efforts to get the both sides. Because otherwise people actually rely on this as their main news source, and unless they have sources covering both biases, their news perception will be very warped. That's why I still watch these even though I am conservative. It's important to have more exposure, but pretending to be unbiased influences people to stick to only one kind of exposure.
@muraalia
@muraalia 6 жыл бұрын
She. Is. Brilliant!
@ILuria-jp5nj
@ILuria-jp5nj 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti is great! I wish I could afford a ticket to see her and Steve Martin on Broadway in "Meteor Shower"!
@CrazySexyCoolmeisha
@CrazySexyCoolmeisha 6 жыл бұрын
Melania does look very depressed everytime u see her. I kinda feel sorry for her
@superchitownhustler
@superchitownhustler 4 жыл бұрын
Gold-digger laughing all the way to the bank.
@myman8336
@myman8336 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I'd be very depressed too with millions of dollars at my disposal, a happy and healthy son and am basically the Queen of one of the most if not The most powerful country in the world..
@bombagranate2472
@bombagranate2472 3 жыл бұрын
She knew what she was signing up for.
@Zinkevm1
@Zinkevm1 3 жыл бұрын
@@bombagranate2472 I wonder if she had any idea what she was REALLY getting into when she married tRump. She looks so unhappy all the time. Also, does anyone think she would stand a chance of getting custody of her son if she tried to divorce his royal jackassedness? My guess is THAT’S why she’s still with him, their son.
@bombagranate2472
@bombagranate2472 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zinkevm1 ya i agree. She's probably staying with him for her sons sake.
@lizzfrmhon
@lizzfrmhon 6 жыл бұрын
I love that she makes Stephen crack up
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
the stark, lifeless trees with one evergreen shining with light at the end of a tunnel...I think there's something in that for everyone
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 6 жыл бұрын
does she _know_ ? I mean, we all could have a very Mueller Christmas...
@kifacorea
@kifacorea 6 жыл бұрын
Love the melania impression!
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 6 жыл бұрын
ivana, just because you can afford plastic surgery, doesn't mean you should do it
@nafuregal1288
@nafuregal1288 6 жыл бұрын
A Bi-Partisan Agreement. Goes for Ivana, Nancy Pelosi, and all women who need to know when to say no.
@user-mp9wq4cv9e
@user-mp9wq4cv9e 6 жыл бұрын
She looks like something in a horror movie
@leanie9660
@leanie9660 5 жыл бұрын
Christa Woods ..same for Melania
@FoolFaces
@FoolFaces 4 жыл бұрын
@@leanie9660 She should sue plastic
@DM-sm2ke
@DM-sm2ke 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, Laura Benanti is ten times hotter than Melania.
@yashiAR
@yashiAR 6 жыл бұрын
Laura benanti is a great Melania
@athews1976
@athews1976 6 жыл бұрын
😍 The Late Shows' Melania is fantastic! ♡ ❤ ❤️ Better than the real life one. Laura Benanti's got a lot of energy :D
@derekheskellderek6037
@derekheskellderek6037 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti is much better looking than that Melania Trump.
@achraftchatikpi6266
@achraftchatikpi6266 6 жыл бұрын
Derek Heskell Derek
@countchocula5379
@countchocula5379 5 жыл бұрын
No, Melania is more beautiful in my opinion, not only physically, but for her elegance, respect for others, and class...
@sarakazmie7569
@sarakazmie7569 6 жыл бұрын
The way this women said bye bitch was so funny 😂
@keriezy
@keriezy 6 жыл бұрын
So much perfection in this skit.
@topsypart2880
@topsypart2880 6 жыл бұрын
keriezy she's a great Broadway actress that's all I know
@rigbythedeuteragonistdissj39
@rigbythedeuteragonistdissj39 6 жыл бұрын
keriezy True. ;·;
@SpottedOwl23
@SpottedOwl23 6 жыл бұрын
I love her impression of Melania 😆😆😆😆😆
@Ming1975
@Ming1975 6 жыл бұрын
This Melania character is funnier than Alec Baldwin's Trump. Haha!
@Iife
@Iife 6 жыл бұрын
I misread the title as "Dank Christmas" now I may need a moment to myself.
@Rockmachine99
@Rockmachine99 6 жыл бұрын
That's a super Melania impression-SNL must be pissed
@rewer
@rewer 6 жыл бұрын
The actress play melania is good. Though i don't know who is she.
@LiquidHigger
@LiquidHigger 6 жыл бұрын
Wow! Mr Colbert says her name at the end and her name is in the description. Observation skills -9000
@gunner678
@gunner678 6 жыл бұрын
LiquidHigger 'dont know' as in not known! Her name is not known but it soon will be, thats the point!
@ArgonTheAware
@ArgonTheAware 6 жыл бұрын
She played Kara's mother and aunt on the first season of Supergirl kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r65kYM-K2pOqgJc.html
@ArgonTheAware
@ArgonTheAware 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Dobbs apparently her name is very well known on Broadway from Laura Benanti winning a Tony Award and after all this is the 5th time she has played Melania on this show and has become famous for nailing it every time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Benanti
@tycobb9869
@tycobb9869 6 жыл бұрын
IMHO they wrote dumb dialog for her
@janbarrett4544
@janbarrett4544 4 ай бұрын
Many of you may not recognize Laura Benanti from the stage but she was the lead in "She Loves Me" opposite Zachary Levi...and she sings beautifully.Her Melania impression is just thetip of the ice berg.
@AK99581
@AK99581 6 жыл бұрын
The impersonator Melania is hotter than the real Melania
@thomasmead4642
@thomasmead4642 3 жыл бұрын
Big time.
@CrossfacePanda
@CrossfacePanda 6 жыл бұрын
The Late Show’s Melania Trump has 500% more personality than the real Melania does.
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 6 жыл бұрын
CrossfacePanda THE REAL MA LIE! NIA....IS DRY!!!!! AS TOAST!!!!!😩😩😩
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real Melania is just repressed because she doesn’t want to be thrown away like her predecessors.
@Schlange556
@Schlange556 6 жыл бұрын
How many languages can you speak?
@jacksonbardsley941
@jacksonbardsley941 6 жыл бұрын
whats your point.. what are u to her?
@Minecraft5690
@Minecraft5690 6 жыл бұрын
Clubland Exrcixe melania trump can speak English, French, German, Slovenian, Italian, and Serbo-Croatian. Do you like making fun of people that have trouble with English? Seems quite rude. Honestly
@xjg3506
@xjg3506 6 жыл бұрын
Ivana Trump IS more suitable for Trump, They look so alike!
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 6 жыл бұрын
XJ G SAME STIFF!!! HAIR! 😀
@Freshcornpop
@Freshcornpop 6 жыл бұрын
They look like their skin is made out of rubber then stretched over their face
@miguelgordillo3257
@miguelgordillo3257 6 жыл бұрын
too old for trump. if he turns 80, he'll get a fresh 30 year old model from eastern europe.
@camplethargic8
@camplethargic8 6 жыл бұрын
scary clown faces
@v.lawrence9573
@v.lawrence9573 6 жыл бұрын
They still share the same surgeon
@misslanapford9169
@misslanapford9169 3 жыл бұрын
Its Tuesday 4th August 2020, I miss this woman and I miss her doing a proper Melania on the show..... She is hilarious and a breath of fresh air...
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa 6 жыл бұрын
Those Christmas decorations look like a scene out of “Stranger Things“.
@CyclingSJH
@CyclingSJH 6 жыл бұрын
The way she just stands there watching the ballerinas is super creepy.
@jeremye5714
@jeremye5714 6 жыл бұрын
CyclingSJH lol was she supposed dance...did I miss something? I thought ballet was chill & people just sit & watch 🧐🤔🤨
@zhaquiri
@zhaquiri 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy L Because she looked like a robot just standing there, appearing very non-human, like she was forced to watch it against her will.
@jeremye5714
@jeremye5714 6 жыл бұрын
zhaquiri zhaquiri more like just standing and respectfully observing. I suppose if she isn’t a fan of ballet she may feel inclined to watch anyways out of respect for ballet in general.
@johnsayles8032
@johnsayles8032 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy L I guess but just god damn she looks so bereft of any form of positive emotion. I'd usually make some sort of outlandish exaggerated comparison but I honestly can't think of anything ever looking more hollow and miserable than she looks in that footage.
@johnsayles8032
@johnsayles8032 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy L Like you know that face you put on when someone you really loved has just died, but you just shut down emotion to function because it hurts too much? THAT'S HOW SHE LOOKS!
@DeathlyTired
@DeathlyTired 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert is right, it does sound better; Trump Crest, Family Motto: Operam contentione et sonitus sui, servientes
@sybaritesphynx8057
@sybaritesphynx8057 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO I was wondering what it'd be but was too lazy to google translate it. Thanks this is great! 😂😂🤣🤣
@user-tx2nv1rb9k
@user-tx2nv1rb9k 6 жыл бұрын
Nice translation! May I ask how you settled on "contentione" (contentiōne Ablative, Sing.)
@dannyn5930
@dannyn5930 6 жыл бұрын
Daria what are you doing watching this???
@DeathlyTired
@DeathlyTired 6 жыл бұрын
+Dan N Quinn and the Fashion Club are having another meeting, and I started hearing the voices again.
@DeathlyTired
@DeathlyTired 6 жыл бұрын
+FEARNOTTHEZONE I should not claim any credit. I put it in Google, wasn't happy with the result as I understood it, so contacted a friend who went to a rather posh school in England, where they still routinely teach Latin. The choice, and credit, is theirs :-)
@kirsteni.russell5903
@kirsteni.russell5903 6 жыл бұрын
The Christmas Decorations at the White House this year look like a movie still from THE SHINING.
@bltcrunchy
@bltcrunchy 6 жыл бұрын
laura benanti bears a striking resemblance to Melania and is a good comedian.
@nannaleifa
@nannaleifa 6 жыл бұрын
Better Melania than Melania Trump herself.
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 6 жыл бұрын
When asked about his family crest, Trump complained about the fake news media lying about which brand of toothpaste he uses.
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows I wouldn't think twice if this became a real issue at some point in the future.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
+KingOfMadCows noice!
@Flightstar
@Flightstar 6 жыл бұрын
She needs to get together with Alec Baldwin for a duet. Sorry trump supporters, but the Trumpster is a a comedy source generating machine on overdrive. He generates a great wealth of fresh material everyday. It's going to be a sad day, or a serious period of withdrawals when the Trump gets impeached.
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 жыл бұрын
It will be a Joyous day, even if our comedy isn't quite the same again.
@diannawalker1666
@diannawalker1666 6 жыл бұрын
Keep wishing...
@Flightstar
@Flightstar 6 жыл бұрын
We won't have to for long.
@jjsrt8
@jjsrt8 6 жыл бұрын
better than being dead which we would've been at civil war right now with Hillary in office.
@bearmerica6668
@bearmerica6668 6 жыл бұрын
Let's finally investigate Hillary Clinton with her buying fake dossier from the Russians. And make fun of Evelyn McGee Colbert, lol.
@Enigma2K99
@Enigma2K99 6 жыл бұрын
To hell with Melania... gimme Laura Benanti!
@Ricci813
@Ricci813 6 жыл бұрын
Has Trump ever dated an American woman. Hmm, I see where his interest come from. Is Trump an American? Has anyone seen his birth certificate?
@cooperross9495
@cooperross9495 6 жыл бұрын
I've had serious doubts about his heritage ever since he ate that pizza with a fork.
@user-mp9wq4cv9e
@user-mp9wq4cv9e 6 жыл бұрын
His parents actually immigrated here, so technically he is an immigrant
@alivc2458
@alivc2458 3 жыл бұрын
Yet he hates immigrants.. he's a walking contradiction
@firmanang9132
@firmanang9132 6 жыл бұрын
its a cry for help #savemelania
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 6 жыл бұрын
I agree. #SaveMelania
@philippmajor8847
@philippmajor8847 6 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d8dniqRem8Col5c.html
@pamelaworley4122
@pamelaworley4122 6 жыл бұрын
Firman Ang I feel sorry for the first lady hopefully this holiday will bring her some joy
@user-tx2nv1rb9k
@user-tx2nv1rb9k 6 жыл бұрын
FUNNY AS THE TRUTH!!!
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
Firman Ang why? She's a fervent birther
@CorpseBride64
@CorpseBride64 6 жыл бұрын
Staircase of happiness... Lmao!!
@jessekytwayhat3152
@jessekytwayhat3152 6 жыл бұрын
1 Trump supporter with hundreds of accounts is trolling late night.
@Justin.Martyr
@Justin.Martyr 5 жыл бұрын
*Explain YourSelf!!!*
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 6 жыл бұрын
When is Trump going to trade her in for a younger model?
@PeanutsAssorted
@PeanutsAssorted 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as he get's his Daughter Marriage bill passed
@roberthrodebert9263
@roberthrodebert9263 6 жыл бұрын
Putin will accept Trump's trade-in after his term is up.
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 6 жыл бұрын
Now the time, he can certainly get a discount in Russia.
@zaphodbeeblebrox6627
@zaphodbeeblebrox6627 6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. She’s 20 years past her sell by date ( as far as the Orange turd is concerned).
@IntarwebUser
@IntarwebUser 6 жыл бұрын
Unlike his first wife, Melania is still hot. Why in hell would he trade her in?
@clementinek25m31
@clementinek25m31 6 жыл бұрын
Joking aside, Melania is nowhere near being a victim.
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 6 жыл бұрын
people that are suffering from loan sharks are victims too, even if what they are suffering from is partly their blame
@clementinek25m31
@clementinek25m31 6 жыл бұрын
666Tomato666 yea...that is not what I meant. If you hear the rhetoric, it kind of sounds like she is secretly part of the opposition just because she hates the asshole.
@candarieyellow1925
@candarieyellow1925 6 жыл бұрын
And then you guys wonder why she displays no interests in supporting movements that include people like you.....
@rus6091
@rus6091 6 жыл бұрын
I think she just married Trump for money, while he married her just for looks.But it seems to me at least their marriage is not as perfect as they wish it to be.That what happens when you marry for materialistic purposes or just for looks.
@troymcclure9046
@troymcclure9046 6 жыл бұрын
Rus That's not even a theory. It's just fact.
@richardalexander5758
@richardalexander5758 6 жыл бұрын
What better comedy than President Bonespur, Donny two scoops, toddler-in-chief, aka Won Dum Fuk? He's got new material for us on a daily basis, and we can only laugh or cry...
@tobytowbs2370
@tobytowbs2370 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how powerful Colbert is, or how scared of him the big players are, until I read all the orchestrated negative comments, of this video!
@youtuber6185
@youtuber6185 5 жыл бұрын
Toby Towbs yea he really helped Hillary. Let’s see how powerful he is in 2020
@theanthonyshow1406
@theanthonyshow1406 6 жыл бұрын
OMG IM DYINGGGG SHE SAID “dudoommshhh”
@thaliatran8340
@thaliatran8340 6 жыл бұрын
Is she doing the zoolander pose?
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
constantly
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 6 жыл бұрын
it's Blue Steel, never forget
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын
Now is the time, +Tyler!!!
@infullbloom3246
@infullbloom3246 6 жыл бұрын
Please make a comedy about Trump's family singing for Christmas!!!
@oliverwebb762
@oliverwebb762 6 жыл бұрын
OMG can you imagine Ivana as the FLOTUS?! BAHAHAHAHAH It would be hilarious!!! She would do crazy shit!!! And maybe be able to keep Donny on his leash a bit more!
@keeshenk
@keeshenk 6 жыл бұрын
I really like the ex of Trump, she is so natural like the Joker from Batman, just beautifull.
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 6 жыл бұрын
keeshenk Plastic surgery did horrible things to her but I find her personality much more likeable than Melania Trumps.
@germanvisitor2
@germanvisitor2 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine her with green skin. She looks like the female gremlin from Gremlins 2.
@DjAlanBarratt
@DjAlanBarratt 6 жыл бұрын
Shit dressed as piss
@lyni50
@lyni50 6 жыл бұрын
keeshenk Melanomia will be just as “lovely” in a few years.
@Jimmy-gc2pd
@Jimmy-gc2pd 6 жыл бұрын
Please don't compare the God that is Joker to this piece of shit
@VagaBumAdventures
@VagaBumAdventures 6 жыл бұрын
Attacking a woman who has caused no harm. Low tactics, low moral character.
@deebunny178
@deebunny178 6 жыл бұрын
Where is the attack?
@peachycalmable
@peachycalmable 6 жыл бұрын
People attacked Michelle.. she’ll survive
@cherylfields3599
@cherylfields3599 6 жыл бұрын
It’s a Democrat, when have the morales ever been high lol
@witchplease9695
@witchplease9695 6 жыл бұрын
Remember how Trump supporters call Michelle a "tranny" and "ape"? The hypocrisy is real.
@rexhunter3342
@rexhunter3342 6 жыл бұрын
+witch, please a so a few people being rude makes it right to do it you're dumb kid screw off you know nothing
@adoracle1
@adoracle1 6 жыл бұрын
wow, Ivana looks like hell. might want to pull back on those fillers woman!!
@margueritejohnson6407
@margueritejohnson6407 6 жыл бұрын
My goodness, a lot of hate on here. Why do those who don't like the show watch it? I really don't like Fox News etc, so I don't watch it. Simple
@TheMrCODVideos
@TheMrCODVideos 6 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Johnson To pick apart the bullshit. Uninformed people eat this stuff up and than in turn pretend like they know a lick of what's going on. That's why watching CNN is so funny.
@margueritejohnson6407
@margueritejohnson6407 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Culp I once watched a bit of Fox News. Never again. I felt grubby afterwards.
@chriscasey1929
@chriscasey1929 6 жыл бұрын
Much like the people who watch Faux Noise.
@countchocula5379
@countchocula5379 5 жыл бұрын
Noatter what your position is, watching every side is important in order to have a more balanced view...
@r.l.2313
@r.l.2313 5 жыл бұрын
@@countchocula5379 No matter*, but I agree, just don't be rude to the other side in the comments. I'm more of a Conservative than a Liberal, but I still can understand where they come from on most points. (I don't even agree on some of the reasons.)
@edwynchoi9414
@edwynchoi9414 6 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when Melanie was shown on camera. She moving her face sideways
@jamessoltis5407
@jamessoltis5407 6 жыл бұрын
...America First, except when it comes to two-thirds of Donny's wives, his product line, his daughter's product line, his bank loans, his various foreign properties, and the Russians that helped get him in the White House.
@THE-gd6qn
@THE-gd6qn 6 жыл бұрын
Actually I like the slogan when they go low I go bye bitch 🤣🤣🤣
@tinatimthompson3115
@tinatimthompson3115 6 жыл бұрын
The comment_era dark heart....JESUS can fix that!
@girl7989
@girl7989 6 жыл бұрын
I love the Christmas decorations for the 2017 Christmas. Ivana Trump is so jealous, it’s sad.
@michael_bullard
@michael_bullard 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti is wonderful.
@bubblegumpanda9195
@bubblegumpanda9195 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Benanti is more Melania Trump than actual Melania Trump.
@kartikeyagupta1466
@kartikeyagupta1466 4 жыл бұрын
Only lady who made Stephen laughed!! 😁 😂 😂
@wyattloftin106
@wyattloftin106 3 жыл бұрын
What Holiday is this!? St. Gorlon’s feast of human bones!?🤣🤣🤣🤣
@likedmyowncomment3547
@likedmyowncomment3547 6 жыл бұрын
Lol like Melania has that much personality.
@mywalterego9248
@mywalterego9248 6 жыл бұрын
Remember when we pretended that degrading women was wrong? So glad we're back to misogyny.
@itsmemuffins
@itsmemuffins 6 жыл бұрын
Ivana Trump… taking plastic surgery tips from the Bride of Wildenstein.
@victoriacschmidt1438
@victoriacschmidt1438 6 жыл бұрын
Russell Dembo Lmfao
@HorizonSpeed26
@HorizonSpeed26 6 жыл бұрын
*"how not to be assualted,"(random person).
@troymcclure9046
@troymcclure9046 6 жыл бұрын
She reminds me of the muppet Janice.
@jsb331
@jsb331 2 жыл бұрын
"Who gives a f*** about Christmas decorations, but I have to do it, right?"
@snakey973
@snakey973 6 жыл бұрын
St Gorlons Feast of Human Bones- aka 'the Trump Administration'
@tayloetweardy6485
@tayloetweardy6485 6 жыл бұрын
aka- White House Correspondents Dinner.
@copperme
@copperme 6 жыл бұрын
Wow the real Melania looks like ET phoning home.
@maggiec5984
@maggiec5984 6 жыл бұрын
Janice Simms She’s beautiful, absolutely stunning in my eyes. You don’t call other people ugly but you call her ugly _just_ because she’s married to Trump? You suck.
@maggiec5984
@maggiec5984 6 жыл бұрын
Mahmud Balazi How am I a snowflake for not talking trash about our First Lady?
@copperme
@copperme 6 жыл бұрын
Margaret C i never called her ugly. ET is unique looking. The real Melania is beautiful to you. She resembles ET to me. Go online and look at ET I'm sure deep down you are saying she is spot on. Also a plastic person is not a true representation of beauty to me. Beauty is also in the eyes of the beholder. I prefer natural authentic people. Not made in china people.
@irihaschoo8513
@irihaschoo8513 6 жыл бұрын
If Melania looks like ET phoning home, then Moochele O. looks like King Kong wiping his ass.
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