Memes About Australians

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Memes About Australians
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@VaazkLShorts 3 ай бұрын

subscribe for more! just drop some ideas if you have any youd like for me to do - - WOW i summoned most of Australia with this video , how are you? Also, how can you live in that heat i honestly just cannot any hot country hates me, i also hope youre well, family is thinking about going to nz to see other family, not really aus, but i imagine similar? Idk just thought id tell you guys if you have any tips, thank you

@beomcub 3 ай бұрын

stray kids!!!

@n64briel 3 ай бұрын

Day oneseveneight of asking vaazkl to do donut memes

@kichennugeets733 3 ай бұрын

KZfaqr memes please im asking this for a long time

@Beamdude. 3 ай бұрын

ROBLOX MEMES

@godcomplex89 3 ай бұрын

anime meme

@JoshuaOwens-qf9hj 3 ай бұрын

honestly, as an Australian, as soon as I heard the meme at 9:13, I just screamed "Hell yeah, fucken love bunnings" without a second thought

@Dalekzilla54 3 ай бұрын

I remember going to friends' birthday parties at Bunnings.

@deathcaw8179 3 ай бұрын

Bro the sausages and bread was almost the only reason i went to bunnings

@jinxtsl1015 3 ай бұрын

Lowest prices… they’re just the beginning.

@lowoliet 2 ай бұрын

gotta love bunnings snags

@freetoplayking7362 2 ай бұрын

Thekr hot chocolate is the best. It’s actually great.

@BoringMouse_ 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian myself, I would like to clear up a common misconception, we don't say shrimp, we say prawns so saying shrimp on the Barbie is just a little silly

@TheKrispyfort 2 ай бұрын

"we'll put another shrimp on the barbie" is a line Paul Hogan said in an Aussie Tourism commercial in the 80s

@BoringMouse_ 2 ай бұрын

@@TheKrispyfort ah makes sense

@KegRaider 2 ай бұрын

@@TheKrispyfort Yep, unfortunately Paul Bogan fucked us over. I guess if he had Tossed another prawn on the barbie, they might have had to ask an extra question.... other than "What's a barbie?"

@infamous1857 2 ай бұрын

Australia is just a hotter South Africa damn

@TheBlackSeraph 2 ай бұрын

@@infamous1857 Speaking of South Africa, I recently learned Australia produces more diamonds than SA per annum.

@MalthePal123 2 ай бұрын

The fact australia terrifies people makes me feel so good about myself, like ive been living here since i was a child, i am power

@Chooksay22 Ай бұрын

literally

@jgkitarel Ай бұрын

Eh, we Americans go there when we want to experience a REALLY exciting outdoors. Well, the kind where the locals aren't normally shooting at us, or each other, or the ground, or the air, or the... Yeah, we realize that place is more dangerous per square mile than here, and many of us think that place would make for a great vacation spot.

@MalthePal123 Ай бұрын

@@jgkitarel I'm guessing Ur American then, also I have a question does America really not have parks every 50 meteres

@ChewbakaandSolo 2 ай бұрын

Fun Australian Fact : In Perth, Western Australia there is a tiger shark that locals have named Trevor. He swims near the shore.

@patrickhector 2 ай бұрын

oh shit whereabouts I wanna meet him

@ChewbakaandSolo 2 ай бұрын

@@patrickhector idk exactly but it’s somewhere north of the city I think.

@ChewbakaandSolo 2 ай бұрын

Just checked, it’s Mullaloo Beach

@patrickhector 2 ай бұрын

@@ChewbakaandSolo nice, will have to check it out at some point

@jacklang3314 2 ай бұрын

There's also Neil the elephant seal that visits a town in Tasmania. If he rests by your car, it's a valid excuse not to go to work.

@ZombieNick9 3 ай бұрын

as an Australian i am offended not because of these memes, but because of this being labelled as "memes" and not being "a compilation of historically correct photos" as an australian i also feel that this is a documentary thank you for reading my ted talk

@cadefilms4072 3 ай бұрын

Some of them aren’t pictures

@ihategojosomuch 3 ай бұрын

@@cadefilms4072it’s pictures of things, he takes pictures of the accurate photos of australia

@Miss_CatKat 2 ай бұрын

I agree

@CORNYASS2 2 ай бұрын

Mhm

@Starnight_Nightwing 2 ай бұрын

same

@AncientVerseAnimations 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact, Australia is the ONLY place in the world where the Mc Donald’s (Macca’s) ice cream machine works 98% of the time. Want Mc Donald’s Ice Cream, come to Australia, where you seriously won’t see a snake in the shops, spiders are few in your house, the only wasps to worry about aren’t native, and were built like Giga Chads both inside and outside Update: did you know that in Australia, Deadpool is rated MA 15+

@AncientVerseAnimations 3 ай бұрын

99% of all snakes in Australia are freaking scared of humans, but one, which is more venomous than the King Cobra and longer, called the Brown Snake, is intelligent enough to remember you, knows that if it attacks from behind it will be safer, and knows where it has previously bit you, continuing to attack that same spot, which boosts the power of their venom, and makes it spread quicker

@davidsutton1121 3 ай бұрын

@@AncientVerseAnimations u forgot about the tiger snake, the other smart aggressive asshole of snake that we have in the south. we don't get browns in the south west

@AncientVerseAnimations 3 ай бұрын

@@davidsutton1121 I’m in the Middle East, lol, up so high tsunamis can’t reach us, and even though the rest of Australia is in drought, I got fresh rain water

@Istoleyourbomb-rock 3 ай бұрын

There is a better chance of being struck by lightning than having our Macca's icecream machines being broken

@thewallsarespeakingtome 3 ай бұрын

fun fact: most of the time, they aren't even broken! they are just in a long cleaning process, so employees lie to you when they say it's broken! (most of the time)

@IAmDuobur 2 ай бұрын

9:14 as an australian I can confirm I just blurted out "Bunnings!" like an excited child.

@your_daily_dose_of_aussie 2 ай бұрын

Samee 😂😭

@user-tu8rv7zg3k 2 ай бұрын

yeah

@The-random-idiots 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely😊

@NERDXspace Ай бұрын

bunnings is the best hardware store by far

@taylorsversion.1213 Ай бұрын

STOP LIKE I THOUGHT THAT TOO! BUT OMG THEIR SAUSAGE SANDWICHES WERE JUST DIFFERENT

@boota2798 2 ай бұрын

In Australia our fire fighters don't use hoses to quell the flames. They just dunk their fists in a bucket of water before punching at the fire. Gets the job done.

@The-stug 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm this is what Australia is like

@shinyivysaur3591 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I approve of this

@Bagel_lover 3 ай бұрын

As another another Australian I agree

@sourcandy-wf2ih 3 ай бұрын

As another Australian... AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

@tamrabrawley4573 3 ай бұрын

How are you still o

@tamrabrawley4573 3 ай бұрын

Alive

@nihility7082 3 ай бұрын

12:00 fun fact about Cassowaries, the claws on their talons can get to 4-5 inches long, incredibly sharp, they can jump 7 feet high and run at 50KPH ( 31 miles per hour). DO NOT PISS OFF CASSOWARIES! this is 100% serious, they are like the worlds most dangerous bird. (to humans)

@jahrusalem3658 3 ай бұрын

Mind you, they run at 50kph in DENSE JUNGLE. Imagine how fast they could go on open land.

@TheNevar18 2 ай бұрын

As such, if you are ever chased by a cassowary, the only thing you can do is lay face down and pretend you're dead and HOPE that it moves on.

@DarthKryat 2 ай бұрын

its one of those cases where you dont need to outrun the other people that might be with you as the cassowarie is more likely to go after the fast runner

@PastaMachine2077 2 ай бұрын

At the Perth zoo, the cassowary enclosure is separated from the footpath by a chain link fence and nothing else. I stood like a metre and a half away from one and it was unbelievably intimidating. Those legs were mad thick and strong looking. And it was making some chainsaw dubstep noises, too.

@AussieBoyLloyd 2 ай бұрын

for anyone reading comments on this 100% can confirm. Do Not F with Cassowaries they are the bird equivalent of f around and find out..

@theselfcontradictory7779 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, one of the most common native birds is the Magpie lark. They look like normal birds, but if you get within ten metres of the trees where they have their nests during nesting season, they will make a noise kind of like a goofy cartoon horn and swoop you. I have heard stories of people having to be rushed to the hospital because a swooping magpie puched a literal hole in the top of their skull. The little pooftas also tend to go for the eyes with their claws. Fortunately, magies barely ever actually make contact with peoples' heads, as their swooping is usually meant as more of a scare tactic. Many people still like to wear helmets though, even when they're walking, to protect them from the larks. And don't even get me started on the fucking drop bears.

@BearsTrains 2 ай бұрын

Magpie larks are nuts. They hang around traffic lights so they can attack the mirrors on cars that have stopped.

@Kracken2532 2 ай бұрын

I know someone that lost their eye to a magpie

@esmeralda3858 2 ай бұрын

You're getting magpie larks (mudlarks) and magpies confused. Mudlarks are brave and will chase magpies, which are bigger, but I never heard of them swooping people,

@cyborgt-rex5073 2 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the magpies, also both are very friendly where I live, (I live right next to a park) they come up to my farther and eat the worms he digs up while working in the garden, I have never been swooped/attacked by one

@sirjbudgie 2 ай бұрын

Or those bloody plovers!!

@fishy505 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I can confirm that it is four seasons in one day.

@AussieBoyLloyd 2 ай бұрын

haha i hate out weather it only rains long enough to make it hotter and more humid... then if it does decide to rain long enough to cool things down it doesnt stop til we're under water....

@fishy505 2 ай бұрын

@@AussieBoyLloyd lol yea

@jgkitarel Ай бұрын

So pretty much like the Pacific Northwest here in the States, good to know.

@bhqld628 Ай бұрын

Thank you Crowded House 🎵

@triarb5790 28 күн бұрын

@@bhqld628...even though they were singing about Auckland...

@Joy-rides-with-Techno 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm that drop bears and koalas are two different things that live in Australia

@wonnieburger 2 ай бұрын

I mean thylacoleos used to be a thing sooo… (A thylacoleo was basically a tiger/rat that can climb and was a marsupial)

@tasteless_5915 2 ай бұрын

drop bears dont exist 🤡🤡 don't lie just to scare the yanks

@genohelix7522 2 ай бұрын

can't believe his mate is trying to trick him into thinking they don't exist. Not a very good friend. We tell people about them for their own fkn safety...

@user-le8hk9kt6t 2 ай бұрын

Me to

@KayGreylai 2 ай бұрын

Indeed I despise this misinformation! It is a community service Aussies provide to warn others coming to Australia of the drop bears! They are a true danger.

@alyssastevenson9879 2 ай бұрын

9:13 BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE!!! Australians, you can't tell me you didn't play the theme tune when reading that.

@caseypfluger5414 2 ай бұрын

i could hear it in my mind when you said it

@Daughter_Of_Aphrodite14 2 ай бұрын

@caseypfluger5414 me too ✋️

@dianaellul9345 2 ай бұрын

...and for the ankle biters Hammer Barn.

@gopher-luv-frogs 2 ай бұрын

@@caseypfluger5414same 😅

@AussieBoyLloyd 2 ай бұрын

GOT ME haha

@tornaedoz2320 2 ай бұрын

The pain this video has caused me when he pronounces Australia weird every time 🤣

@lady_bexy Ай бұрын

It's like fingernails down a chalk board!!😂😂

@kellyrussell1877 Ай бұрын

2:05 not only is this guy (Steven Bradbury) genuinely a national hero, but "doing a Bradbury" is actually a common phrase here. it refers to someone achieving something amazing by being so incredibly shit at it that it somehow circles back around to work in their favour.

@Feanor6450 28 күн бұрын

People forget that he was ranked as the best in the world for several years and kept being injured by other players while training which prevented him from competing while he was in his prime.

@nichochan8681 3 ай бұрын

9:48 To be fair, even Steve Irwin got nervous around these birds because they're essentially bird shaped dinosaurs with daggers for feet.

@liynconreading4476 3 ай бұрын

o7 the legend

@wObBlE73 3 ай бұрын

@cylnder 3 ай бұрын

When even Steve got nervous, you KNOW those things are dangerous

@Wolfie54545 3 ай бұрын

Bird shaped dinosaurs

@gracekanagaraj1826 3 ай бұрын

All dinosaurs are technically bird shaped

@NoodleIDK13 3 ай бұрын

Wait so americans dont have playschool or golden gaytimes? Dam that must suck.

@Rattus_rattus258 3 ай бұрын

Wait what? Americans don’t have childhoods,

@theimperialguard3935 3 ай бұрын

we have pre school, idk if its similar tho

@NoodleIDK13 3 ай бұрын

@theimperialguard3935 not pre school I mean PLAYSCHOOL. like the show

@JollyNoble 3 ай бұрын

@@NoodleIDK13 play school is a kids tv show, very popular amongst Australian littluns. But surely you’ve heard of giggle and hoot right?

@NoodleIDK13 3 ай бұрын

@@JollyNoble a timeless classic

@odysseyi 2 ай бұрын

as an australian, i can indeed confirm that these are not memes but true events in our daily lives.

@phantom.e-cq4jc 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I must say that I thought the other countries had done their research. Clearly they forgot the cockroach swarms.

@chickenz2695 3 ай бұрын

I must tell everyone the existence of March flies in Australia. They are giant flies that bite like mosquitoes. However, their bites hurt and leave bleeding holes. They will bite through your clothes, and they are everywhere in areas that they live.

@waterdragon7934 3 ай бұрын

As an australian I can confirm, those little shits are like the 4th worst part of living in australia.

@IzabelleHagley 3 ай бұрын

They are hard to get rid of to, we carry around three thongs usually

@petrusv8752 3 ай бұрын

We have something quite similar in Canada; call them horse flies. They dont bite like mosquitos, they just rip a chunk of you off and fly away with it. Deer flies do the same thing but they are "normal" fly sized so they dont hurt unless its a sensitive bit unlike the horse flies which are at least 3 times the size of "normal" flies. They also dont really die unless u crush them between something and consequently have no fear. Thankfully they only live in the deserty parts of Canada (yes we have those) and die off mostly in the cold winters.

@undynlicia7554 3 ай бұрын

Oh this is so true, March flies frickin suck

@wingerwc 3 ай бұрын

Had a run in with the bastards on a school camp. I was walking through a bush while dodging purple prickles. To make that day even worse, that was after I watched a naked guy in nothing but a towel walk 20km along a beach in 34˚ heat.

@FleshWizard69420 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian, i can confirm that Scomo shat himself in Maccas

@sourcandy-wf2ih 3 ай бұрын

He did he really did

@Zamsrknsaaaa 3 ай бұрын

I like to call him Snot Morrison

@ziggybadans 3 ай бұрын

I live only 5 minutes away from the sacred Scomo shat location! Blessed 😊

@jasonbuckley4118 2 ай бұрын

im just picturing the people finding out that we called our prime minster Scomo.. than again america would have to learn what a prime minster is and not what a president is.

@corvusgaming2379 2 ай бұрын

@@jasonbuckley4118 Shatmo.

@KermitThegay 2 ай бұрын

my friend from Germany will call me insane when I wear a hoodie in 30º weather, in return I call him an icicle when he wears short sleeves in winter

@GAGDR660 2 ай бұрын

1:42 WE DONT HAVE TORNADOS IN AUSSIE WE HAVE CYCLONES

@BearsTrains 2 ай бұрын

cyclones you drongo

@dharmadasa66 2 ай бұрын

The Aussie equivalents to tornados are Willy-willies (indigenous word). Hurricanes = typhooons = cyclones.

@WSendam 3 ай бұрын

Mad max was truly an Australian documentary

@peteralexandergraae2830 3 ай бұрын

My brother pointed out that Pamdora in Borderlands is basically Australia. Largely dessert areas, litterally everything wants to kill you and the insects are horrible

@dylanwight5764 3 ай бұрын

So here's the funny thing -- Mad Max _is_ a documentary. Just not in the way you're thinking. Although it's true that Australia never has more than four months of urea reserves at any time (which is absolutely essential to our transport and logistics infrastructure since 90% of domestically distributed goods are moved via trucks and road trains) the films actually focus on the results of mismanaging our very limited and precious fresh water reserves. Mad Max is what happens if Australia _ever_ has a diesel fuel and water crisis lasting more than two years.

@JollyNoble 3 ай бұрын

There is only one thing Australians fear… Magpies…

@kaelkirkby9191 2 ай бұрын

Nah, the ones I know love me. They'll even bring their kids around to say hi. Similar situation with the Cockatoos and Kookaburras.

@Stonecold300 2 ай бұрын

Emus?

@puredingo9348 2 ай бұрын

@@Stonecold300 We already lost once we aren't going to tempt fate.

@gopher-luv-frogs 2 ай бұрын

@@Stonecold300😭😭😭 when i was 5 me and my 2 sisters + my mum, driving down a country road to nanup (WA) and a emu stuck his head in the window and me and my twin being 5 screamed so fjkldh loud and my mum was trying to wind up the window but the emu had his head still in the car and we started going faster but the emu was keeping up and then there was a pole….the emu was alr 😅

@Stonecold300 2 ай бұрын

@@gopher-luv-frogs Was your twin traumatized?

@02WB86 2 ай бұрын

20:04 just wanna say that they give their children to predators so they can escape

@itzmira2023 2 ай бұрын

Is that why one came over to me with its baby right behind it when my family and I went to Rottnest island? Jk, but that did actually happen to me 😂

@SLAZE_YT 2 ай бұрын

As a 100% certified Aussie living in South Australia I can completely legally confirm these

@bagorilla123 2 ай бұрын

12:56 NO AUSTRALIAN'S SAY SHRIMP, WE CALL IT A PRAWN

@heniscool 2 ай бұрын

PRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Mister_Sun. 2 ай бұрын

Prawns and shrimp are a different species…

@TheQuietestGamer 2 ай бұрын

PRAWN

@ThatGuyWithA3DS 2 ай бұрын

@@Mister_Sun.BUDDY THINKS HES SMART, THEYRE STILL PRAWNS

@Kracken2532 2 ай бұрын

PRAWN!!!!!!!!

@thebiggestmaraudersfan 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I’m offended As a Melbournian, even more so ITS MEL-BIN AND OSS-TRAY-LEE-A AND EE-MEUW AND MAR-SOO-PI-AL

@roselight7567 2 ай бұрын

FINALLY AHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS BOTHERING ME ALL VIDEO As a fellow Melbournian, thank you.

@Hoot_hoot777 2 ай бұрын

Thank you. It was getting at me to. The other one is bris-bane. It's bris-bin. You enrage the Drop Bears when you get this wrong.

@TheBlackSeraph 2 ай бұрын

@@Hoot_hoot777 The hoop snake will come for him!

@XxTD._.FAN._.COURTNEY_LoverxX 2 ай бұрын

I be punching air every time someone pronounces Melbourne as Mel BORN😑, it’s Mel BIN

@Deconstruction_Administrator 2 ай бұрын

Straya

@helpimdying9421 2 ай бұрын

17:08 Guys for any non-Australians, our wildlife has literally had to deal with so many fucking bushfires that the plants have evolved to recover from bushfires by storing extra buds for leaves within the bark. Our trees are literally built different.

@itsdatboi4327 2 ай бұрын

As an australian, if you compare our cute ass koalas to a Floridian man again I'm sending the cassowarys. This is a threat.

@rahberry18-56 3 ай бұрын

Drop Bears are real, I've been living among them for years.

@fatemanoor_ 2 ай бұрын

I refuse to believe that something this cute can sooo dangerous

@lizardthedragon 2 ай бұрын

@@fatemanoor_They are NOT cute!! They are horrifying little buggers that hang around my backyard. Have to put up a new stick of Vegemite every 3rd day

@fatemanoor_ 2 ай бұрын

@@lizardthedragon this is soo confusing are they real or not😭😭

@alaxanderhamelton6514 2 ай бұрын

@@fatemanoor_They are, why would an entire country be in on a single joke without any communication between them

@VaazkLShorts 2 ай бұрын

@@alaxanderhamelton6514 😂😂😂😂 because its hilarious

@SillyInternetGremlinBoy 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian I absolutely love memes that treat Australia like some nightmare hellscape, bc it makes me feel SO powerful for just existing here casually doing nothing special to survive

@undynlicia7554 3 ай бұрын

Agreed

@ArAnDOmRobLOxChAnnEl-ty3fj 3 ай бұрын

Agreed

@juicetinerrng4219 2 ай бұрын

@@pickledlobsterrrrr dude half the time theyre not even dangerous i see them and i just shrug and go to sleep

@juicetinerrng4219 2 ай бұрын

@@pickledlobsterrrrr ikr i legit just had one cihlling above my computer and i let it just live there bcuz it ate my flies

@gopher-luv-frogs 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, just a casual *43 DEGREES* but yn since we all live on the coast the beach is right there

@AkiDWeeb 2 ай бұрын

As a fellow Australian, I initially thought this video was unrealistic… then I realized my backyard has dingoes in it. 😅

@RXYALEKXR0M1 2 ай бұрын

I swear I almost punched something when a koala was referred to as a ‘koala bear’

@raiden1766 3 ай бұрын

Australians are just British people who have maxed out the skilltree

@ceu160193 2 ай бұрын

Since it was British criminals sent to Australia, guess you got a point.

@raiden1766 2 ай бұрын

@@ceu160193 I know because I myself am a member of the upside down kangaroo people

@ceu160193 2 ай бұрын

@@raiden1766 Do you have fist fighting kangaroo as your national sport?

@raiden1766 2 ай бұрын

@@ceu160193 I'm in the national league

@itt2055 3 ай бұрын

Australians are the only people in the world that eat the animals on their coat of arms, emus and kangaroos do have a rather strong flavour.

@Rattus_rattus258 3 ай бұрын

Kangaroo is my dog’s favourite.

@MmmmJuicy 3 ай бұрын

Kangaroos apparently are a fav of the dingo, and I happen to like them too (got to try some years ago). Of course, getting kangaroo meat where I live is almost impossible.

@Aabergm 2 ай бұрын

Kangaroo is my favourite meat immediately followed by bacon.

@lincolnhodge2371 2 ай бұрын

well yeah they cant walk backward only forwards into our stomachs . i wonder what bald eagle taste like ........probly fish and road kill on second thoughts

@BentConrod 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact, the kangaroo and the emu cannot walk backwards. That's the main reason we lost the Great Emu War, they never retreated! We learned from that and never started a war with the roos.

@strwbrryriki 2 ай бұрын

6:46 YOU SAY IT LIKE MEL-BN ☹️☹️

@lachlancurry8425 2 ай бұрын

19:22 Hold up that's my Macca's Its also where our ex-prime minister pooped his pants

@bobalicious2696 Ай бұрын

The U.S. one up'd you mate. Biden pooped his pants in front of the GD POPE!!!

@thehyperchargedcucco3379 3 ай бұрын

Why does he think that drop bears aren't real? Bro is like one of them conspiracy theorists that thinks birds aren't real. I had to fight off 12 drop bears just this morning.

@VaazkLShorts 3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀

@YOUTUBEHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy 2 ай бұрын

they do be problematic, just in the deserty nothern area though

@King_Sus 2 ай бұрын

@@KZfaqHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy Isn't that all of Australia?

@YOUTUBEHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy 2 ай бұрын

@@King_Sus no? I meant around northern SA and southern NT dude. Come to Perth and TRY to call this place a desert, we are built on dirt, not soil here

@King_Sus 2 ай бұрын

@@KZfaqHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy I was tryna make a joke about how AU is known for being deserty lol

@louislee7 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm that these pics only represent less than 0.0000000001% of Australia’s power

@Kracken2532 2 ай бұрын

Must agree, very true

@NERDXspace Ай бұрын

fact

@huntsmanthrane1092 2 ай бұрын

23:20 That's just a Whale Shark, they're completely harmless to humans.

@XxPriinncessLiaxX Ай бұрын

Yup it’s like a cute harmless water puppy

@Foggystreets 2 ай бұрын

As an Aussie, dropbears are real! One of the guys in my class at school wrote a fable called "the boy who cried dropbear" as a parody of "The boy who cried wolf" they're basically meat eating koalas. Also, funny story, when I was 6 I was in the outback and my friends dad told us all (6 kids) that the first to touch a kangaroo would get $200, we spent 2 hours running after god damn roos. (we obvi failed tho)

@HaileyHasArtblock 3 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I can confirm NASA pays us a lot, acting is hard you know.

@Callum07 2 ай бұрын

Someone’s getting a visit from NASA next month. 😂

@irkorpus 2 ай бұрын

well fark.. im still waiting for my cheque

@Callum07 2 ай бұрын

@@irkorpus lol, same.

@WingsTheRobloxYT 2 ай бұрын

I’m doing child labour rn

@HaileyHasArtblock 2 ай бұрын

Update: A tourist almost spotted me out of character. Almost caught.

@katdiangelo8214 3 ай бұрын

Okay but the one at 1:42 is legit: It's hot so you go to the beach to relax. The high temperatures mix with feilds covered in dry grass causes bushfires. The smoke from bushfires creates heavy storm clouds and higher wind cycles. The giant storms and harsh wind last for hours, which results in flooding. Sometimes it only takes 2 days for that whole system to have reached its conclusion.

@MarsyJ 3 ай бұрын

Welcome to Melbourne

@MarsyJ 3 ай бұрын

If you go to Melbourne, it’s less than an hour lol

@katdiangelo8214 3 ай бұрын

@@MarsyJ why you acting like Melbourne's the only place that that's an issue, it's an Anywhere in Australia issue, and it's not a competition.

@MarsyJ 3 ай бұрын

@@katdiangelo8214 I’m not, but Melbourne is well known for “4 seasons in a day”

@katdiangelo8214 3 ай бұрын

@@MarsyJ legit never heard anyone say that about Melbourne before, but that would still be applicable to anywhere in Australia.

@BrucePotter 2 ай бұрын

The Australian Tourism Dept had a campaign to reduce the fear of people scared to visit Australia, so now all Australians have to pretend drop bears aren't a thing.

@explosavemaster7524 2 ай бұрын

as an Australian, I can confirm that drop bears are real

@AlienXtream1 3 ай бұрын

i've seen the roo in the lake on a few australia memes videos and i do want to clear something up. contrary to the post the kangaroo is not actually waiting to lure people into the water. rather it is taking a dip to cool down. kangaroos, however, feel quite vulnerable in the water; especially of crocodiles. as such they fight like their life depends on it and may make a preemptive strike if they see you approaching them. its purely a defensive stratergy. that said, if you enter the water with them, they absolutely can and will **** your **** up and you will likely find yourself either drowned or disembowled. remember, this is a defense tactic intended for CROCODILES...

@alanhilder1883 Ай бұрын

Before clicking "read more" ... "if you enter the water..." the Jaws music start up.

@poketrainerjames7246 3 ай бұрын

2:12 Bradbury wasn’t lucky, he won the gold by SHEER TACTICAL BRILLIANCE, PURE SKILL, and INTIMIDATING PRESENCE, why else would everyone have fallen over if it wasn’t planned

@captainpoppleton 2 ай бұрын

They were so concerned about the guy who was about to be lapped that it threw them off their rhythm. Never get tired of watching that clip. It's just so Australian, partly because nobody in Australia actually does speed skating, if that makes sense. We should put together a gridiron team just to troll the Yanks.

@MorganSaph 2 ай бұрын

26:00 Your friend is messing with you. It's a "fine, you've annoyed me. congrats. now go touch this fire you're so curious about". Dropbears do exist. Just avoid koalas that are above head height and you should be ok.

@VaazkLShorts 2 ай бұрын

😂😂IM NOT FALLING FOR IT ANYMORE

@Solangelo4eva 2 ай бұрын

@@VaazkLShorts how do you *fall for it* if it's real. There is also a drop near created by the government, to show they are real

@itzmira2023 2 ай бұрын

@@VaazkLShorts THEY ARE REAL! ONE JUMPED ON MY FRIENDS HEAD THE OTHER DAY (She is American so I knew how to avoid them)! Btw my pet spider, Sharen (named after my auntie), in the corner of my room is now after you for lying. Fear her 🕷🇦🇺

@ethanc445 2 ай бұрын

@@VaazkLShorts No genuinely, they do exist but are difficult to decern from real koalas. There's a video of a woman trying to move a "koala" off the highway before she is attacked the the drop bear. Those fuckers are real and scary I promise.

@milktank207 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian my aircon is literally put to 28 degrees and I think it's cold.

@mrcuddle3261 3 ай бұрын

We're happy little vegemites As bright as bright can be We all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea

@AussieBoyLloyd 2 ай бұрын

can confirm the breakfast lunch and tea part it is not just a lunch time thing.. i have eaten it at midnight before too so it works at any time of the day haha

@MalthePal123 2 ай бұрын

Australians all eat sausages For breakfast lunch and teaaaaa

@Deconstruction_Administrator 2 ай бұрын

Our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week! Because we love our Vegemite! We all adore our Vegemite!

@_.------_._Al4st0r_.._----._ 2 ай бұрын

its the vegimite jingle -_-@@AussieBoyLloyd

@lady_bexy Ай бұрын

@@Deconstruction_Administrator It puts a rose in every cheek!😂😂

@PythonicIe 3 ай бұрын

17:53 the pure unfiltered shock in his voice gets me every time

@AviationCaptain 2 ай бұрын

Reading that as he spoke probably scarred him for life

@joshuatremper5026 2 ай бұрын

The cow chewing on the snake just needed more phosphorus because the grass and soil doesn't have it

@JimyVR_ 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can say that kangaroos just hand around everywhere. It's not really something you can control they now own that place.

@angussteven7778 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: I live in Australia, and once my family's Christmas tree had a red-back spider, a close relative of the black widow, that would've killed me in a bite. Also, we have the one of the most venomous spiders in the world, the funnel web. They are known for being aggressive. And they can swim.

@asussybaka8783 3 ай бұрын

saw a red back under the couch around 2 minutes ago lol

@yukitai9063 3 ай бұрын

@@asussybaka8783, saw a redback at Aussie Park. Biggest bugger I've ever seen.

@uglyhorseE 3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah? Well the other day, I found a lady bug on my clothes. Guess we aren't too different, huh?

@Aabergm 2 ай бұрын

I like the Whitetail as the nastiest spider, sometimes you can't feel the bite and the venom is necrotising. Meaning one day you can wake up and your skin is literally dissolving. God I love Australia.

@pigthebob4618 2 ай бұрын

@@Aabergmnot trying to be stuck up or anything but its not actually the venom from the white tails that are dangerous, its a fungal or bacterial infection instead. Their reputation for being extremely venomous is mostly unfounded.

@U-235cereal 3 ай бұрын

if any aussie goes to a cold place, we would either freeze or not feel the cold at all, no in between

@vapx0075 Ай бұрын

I thought that was just me... ty

@Forever064 2 ай бұрын

I love that Australians (including myself) started fooling people that aren’t born and/or live in Australia by saying we have drop bears 😂

@lady_bexy Ай бұрын

Shhhhh.....🤦‍♀️ you're going to give the game away!😂😂😂😂

@celestialdiamondgamings2297 Ай бұрын

3:13 This is why all Australian car windshields should be made of Bulletproof glass

@fgsfdsmonkey 2 ай бұрын

paid for by the drop bear lobby, strewth we're glad the next batch of unsuspecting tourists will feed the drop bears

@alanhilder1883 Ай бұрын

The larder of unsuspecting tourists was getting a bit low for the weekly sacrifice...

@phillipdrake7412 3 ай бұрын

18:42 That's a spinifex hopping mouse

@supersilvernova22-ut3db 3 ай бұрын

Nah, that's a Muad'Dib

@ItsLizzy22 Ай бұрын

I thought it was a Jerboa

@lincolnhodge2371 2 ай бұрын

all jokes aside mate the reason for the EMU and Kangaroo on our national emblem is because they dont walk backwards like a shark doesnt swim backwards only forwards .

@DocAcher 2 ай бұрын

To clarify; "can't walk backwards" being a symbol of never retreating, in this instance

@Feanor6450 28 күн бұрын

@@DocAcher Nah I have a better theory, both the kangaroo and the emu can't go backwards and they are facing each other holding the shield, so they are completely stuck. It's a metaphor for Australian politics.

@DocAcher 28 күн бұрын

@@Feanor6450 😂😂😂

@freyajohnson3396 Ай бұрын

Random Aussie facts: Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backwards, Magpies are horrifying during swooping season, most Kangaroos at Zoos (at least from what ive seen.) just lay about and chill, Emus and Cassowarys cannot fly. Enjoy your dose of Random Aussie facts - Random Aussie that watched this video.

@colleens1107 3 ай бұрын

Australia was the result of God not getting proper anger management

@ceu160193 2 ай бұрын

No, it's just where all prototypes of animals were dumped.

@Nerdy1729 3 ай бұрын

As someone with arachnophobia, i don't know why i chose to live in australia

@medusathedecepticon 3 ай бұрын

You needs a hug

@SmilerStrike 3 ай бұрын

Exposure therapy!

@fimbulsummer 3 ай бұрын

I am an arachnophobic Australian. Let me tell you about the time I was recovering from multiple surgeries at my parents’ place (in a city), when at 2 am a huntsman the size of a fucking dinner plate decided to invade my room via the floor. I couldn’t walk or use my hands much, and although they’re good non venomous spideys, that big is just a nope from me. I yelled for my dad to come save me, because he’d only just gone to bed, and he just sidled up and peered at it from metres away because he’s as arachnophobic as me. He tried to slink off and leave me to the spider, at which I protested greatly. Yes, he left his helpless, injured first born to the monster. Eventually my pathetic cries woke my mother, who in a great cloud of grump at being awoken by all the mewling, promptly picked up a slipper and bashed the fucker to death (the spider, that is, not my lilly-livered father). I survived. Just.

@Jake_Gotthard 3 ай бұрын

⁠⁠⁠@@fimbulsummeryou’re so lucky that the huntsmans’ hunting instinct percentage just straight up went “ *_FALL_* “ the second it entered the room. Imagine if that shit crawled on you.

@lady_bexy Ай бұрын

It does make one wonder if you did some research before choosing to live here....

@EYSTAyt Ай бұрын

As a Russian Australian I’ve never laughed so hard in my fucking life

@Peleski 2 ай бұрын

As an Aussie I always find the animal thing bemusing. About 60,000 Indians die from snakebite every year. In Australia, occasionally one person does, usually during flood.

@user-vx8yj7ux8s 3 ай бұрын

1:30 australians have too much "personality" to be declared nasa employees

@Wolfie54545 3 ай бұрын

Someone’s never heard of Alan Shepard

@Aabergm 2 ай бұрын

@@Wolfie54545The fact you can name only one (or two) proves the point, exception that proves the rule kind of deal.

@victoriahewitt9938 3 ай бұрын

My cup runs over is a biblical term to describe being so blessed you can't contain it all. So what they meant here was to not make you totally overwhelmed by happiness at the news of the new marsupial.

@fishnutter5219 2 ай бұрын

Just think of it as the beer tap won't turn off and the bartender is busy calling someone to come fix it... So you reach over and keep topping off your glass whenever he's not looking. Your cup runneth over.

@Rylo-gs4fd 27 күн бұрын

I live in Australia and when going to sleep we often hear possums run on the roof of our house and on one day it was like 43 degrees we rescued 2 possums by taking them into our house so they don’t burn their feet in the road

@simp4aizawa 2 ай бұрын

fun fact: the emu war was actually a thing. basically a dude said there was too many emus so they tried to exterminate them. farmers and workers were complaining about the emus. lots of people actually died because EMUS FIGHT BACK!!! and there was this thing called “emos for emus” idk: correct me if im wrong.

@sirjbudgie 2 ай бұрын

They are also pretty much bullet proof. The soldier ran out of ammo.

@rachel1248 3 ай бұрын

Dude, you’re nineteen? Major props, man!

@beomcub 3 ай бұрын

aussie people are born with superpowers

@owenwoolley3394 3 ай бұрын

Hell yeah we are.

@areatrix 3 ай бұрын

WHO TOLD THEM. QUICK EVERYONE SCATTER!!!!!

@PurpleMirage38 3 ай бұрын

@@areatrix CALL IN THE DRUNK DADS AND THOSE KIDS WHO ATE BUGS AT SCHOOL!!!

@U-235cereal 3 ай бұрын

I wish

@King_D981 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm 9:16 is more like the climate of Melbourne in one day.

@acetroidplayz3474 2 ай бұрын

A drop bear is another name for a koala because when threatened they can jump off trees and scratch you on the face

@Mx.muffin 2 ай бұрын

You know, the funniest thing about Australia is that it's neighbor New Zealand literally has nothing that Australia has except the heat, despite being next to each other (separated by an ocean, of course)

@ravenouself4181 2 ай бұрын

A friendly reminder that out of all of Australia's wildlife... the Saltwater Crocs are the least likely to kill You.

@kokichi_is_looking_for_you 2 ай бұрын

4:10 Smells like that one vegan teacher

@HappyBeezerStudios Ай бұрын

Now I imagine two tribes of prehistoric australians fighting over a piece of shadow, one riding to battle on flightless birds, the other on crocodiles.

@mrcurator9614 3 ай бұрын

Don't be worried about drop bears, be scared of the hoop snakes. Taipans have a rare behaviour where they bite their tail (like an ouroboros) and roll towards people at high speed, biting people who have entered their designated territory.

@Chadicus22 2 ай бұрын

'Emoo' 💀

@lorderuiluvatar3184 2 ай бұрын

MAKE MORE OF THESE, as an australian i find these very funny and relatable

@idontknowu6422 3 ай бұрын

Well actually koala bears get tired some times (all the time, their food makes them drunk/high) and if they fall asleep they can fall out of trees and this startles them, like having that dream where you are falling, except when you wake up you have landed on a large hairless mutant giant, when koalas get spooked they will bite and claw their way to safety regardless of what's in the way. Long story short, it doesn't happen often but "drop bear" incidents are a thing, and have been fatal, but it's mostly just manslaughter not intentionally malicious.

@Dreamerboy759 3 ай бұрын

Australian Geography: Flat Flat Flat Flat ROCK. STUPIDLY ENOURMOUS ROCK Flat Flat...

@Scabs-og 2 ай бұрын

21:53 Australian here, they are all Indigenous Aboriginal/Torres Strait islander Names :) pronounced "woga woga" whoalla whoalla" "bong bong" "poorung" "whonglepong" and "woolamalu"

@BearsTrains 2 ай бұрын

Yep, naming something twice in an Indigenous language means plural. Wagga Wagga is "place of many crows". If there was one crow, it would be just called Wagga (I live in Wagga)

@David-iy1zt 2 ай бұрын

Doom lore states that the demons tried to invade Australia. They first tried crossing the waters and realized there were no sharks. The crocodiles ate them A few made it on land and realized Australia had serpents more venomous then their elites. There was even a plant that drove people to commit suicide - Dendrocnide moroides And this was the land of Queensland. Named after a gentle Queen They reasoned there must be a boss that no even they could defeat and fled

@Remember.2 3 ай бұрын

BROS "WHAT THE F- WOAH" IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW 17:56

@user-zu8wk3yo5o 3 ай бұрын

6:59 they left us alone because they knew they could not win

@sirjbudgie 2 ай бұрын

We are already in hell lol. There was no need to take us over.

@triarb5790 Ай бұрын

KOALAS ARE NOT BEARS. But drop bears are real

@Waterbottlecheeto 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I can confirm every American says emu wrong.

@ericoviche 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm this may as well be a documentary.

@nono-oz4gv 2 ай бұрын

"but if it doesn't exist how are they paid to live there" so true

@SH-qs7ee Ай бұрын

Flat-earther: "Do not bring logic into this argument; that does not belong here!"

@unicornfun7744 2 ай бұрын

In Australia right now kangaroos are luring dogs into deep water so they drown. So if you’re in Australia watch your dogs! But also, as an Australian this video is 100% accurate

@Zapenator 2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, i can confirm that dropbears are real and your friend is lying to you to convince you to go to australia, so that he is less likely to be eaten.