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@VaazkLShorts9 ай бұрын
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@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Alright I’ll do it Edit:I didn’t do it lol
@avian.shmavian9 ай бұрын
Snake memes or rodent memes
@SuperProbablyLvl9 ай бұрын
day 15 of asking for geometry dash memes
@Kittycat694209 ай бұрын
Plane memes 2
@acknant98639 ай бұрын
day 6 of oddly specific
@The.Quiet.Kid.9 ай бұрын
If people tried to free a serial killer because he was ‘too cute’, then using that logic, I’d get the death penalty for jaywalking.
@yeeteater519 ай бұрын
RIP 💀💀
@xXInk_blotchXx9 ай бұрын
Nah pretty boys for life🖐
@user-dl8qw5ue7j9 ай бұрын
by that logic, itwould be 1 second for you of prison for nuking korea in korea(:
@susancreature9 ай бұрын
they would never take you alive so thats good tho
@kieranmcginley12628 ай бұрын
@@user-dl8qw5ue7jAren't most Koreans ugly tho?
@IndiGambit9 ай бұрын
Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty will be my new favourite line.
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Fr lol😊
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
So guys I did it do a orphanage and I said this quote they still told me *5000 years in prison*
@_StarlightRose_9 ай бұрын
Funny enough, that is how the legal system works
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
@@_StarlightRose_really
@_StarlightRose_9 ай бұрын
@@Mynameisrandomman661 yep, you're not guilty unless they can prove you did it And if they find someone else guilty, you are innocent even though you did it
@Maximus56419 ай бұрын
Finally, hol'up memes that aren't ruined by a text to speech voice
@tibby45039 ай бұрын
This guy is like if a tts voice had a personality.
@RealbluesparkFN9 ай бұрын
Accurate
@tisisajay9 ай бұрын
Holup
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Fr
@heythislookslikeakidsgame9 ай бұрын
he talks like a text to speech voice
@DustinHarrisonCat9 ай бұрын
He sounds slightly more energetic now.
@paulinelol39309 ай бұрын
Ye ikr
@Evil_kanye9 ай бұрын
Yes
@BLOOD_AND_INK9 ай бұрын
10:58
@04phanthanhbinhjake99 ай бұрын
10:58 i like how pissed of he is, that's probably the most ammount of emotion he's ever shown
@paulinelol39309 ай бұрын
I loved that part lol
@Straykidssecondfather2 ай бұрын
Lol same
@nobodyfromnowwhere75109 ай бұрын
0:00 That's a genuine legal defense, it's called jury nullification. You basically argue that even though the defendant did the crime, he had a good enough reason, or the circumstances mean he doesn't deserve to be punished for it. Like when a dad walks in on his kid being molested and murders them on the spot, things like that.
@yaywippee9 ай бұрын
best dad i've heard of ngl
@F.R.E.D.D29869 ай бұрын
@@yaywippeeThat actually reminds me, a couple of dads have done that. One was molesting the fathers 11 year old son, while on transit to court, the father shot him in the head, yes, there's footage. The other one I know of was a 5 year old girl, and when the father found out, he beat the molester to death. Both were let off, as the court declared they weren't a threat to other people. Aka, they had an actual reason. Quick edit: yes, it is satisfying to hear these cases 😊
@yaywippee9 ай бұрын
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 hearing about this makes me unexplainably happy
@lynxii32348 ай бұрын
omg i read it as "dad molesting his kid" omg omfg
@Sizdothyx8 ай бұрын
"Members of the jury, if the plaintiff truly didn't consent to every bone in his body shattered, his ability to eat reduced to mushed vitamins in the form of a paste through a straw and the sight of his right eye, would he not have chosen to forego attempting to sexually assault my client's wife in her office? Defense rests."
@suneelmoses32268 ай бұрын
You can see the terror in his eyes on the thumbnail. with all his soul and being he would rather stay in prison than get caught by those thirsty bastards
@LexieMay-co2dv20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ranjanbiswas32338 ай бұрын
"Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty" BRB gonna burn down an orphanage.
@soumilghosh51568 ай бұрын
You ain't guilty
@ericstrumski97872 ай бұрын
It was actually the orphan’s fault for being there in the first place
@Seungmins_lefttoe2 ай бұрын
Dw the police will tell their parents about the loss Oops they don’t have any
@greenkitty18 ай бұрын
9:45 "by any standards, it was a work of superlative genius, showing a complete and absolute mastery of human affairs." I think thats pretty good
@everyonesplace12678 ай бұрын
mine was uhhhh “And the bottle of arsenic in my vanity.”
@JuliaMcDermott-os5pu8 ай бұрын
Mine is “ when asked about the rival canonical approach, seen by many as the rightful heir of wheeler philosophy of quantizing geometry” makes sense cuz I’m 13 and aro&ace
@BC-cf9uc8 ай бұрын
Mine is The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." Im reading Atomic Habits by James Clear
@Myexistenceisirrelivant-8 ай бұрын
Mine said: ' "What did that mean?" ' I thank Hermione for such wisdom, she truly does have such amazing words on my love life. 😌
@mtejaswini19898 ай бұрын
Mine was ' Argentina, Australia, Austria and India are some examples of federal government'
@charlescalvin46578 ай бұрын
You know you're lazy when even the fitness app gave up on you💀💀💀
@charlescalvin46578 ай бұрын
0:34
@Sylveon25897 ай бұрын
15:14 I appreciate a good salmon run joke
@Purp1e_6 ай бұрын
i was playing literally playing splatoon when i saw this meme
@vanitythenolife9 ай бұрын
9:44 ‘No.’ Explains it very well 10/10
@japanpanda21798 ай бұрын
7:43 "The trouble with senators..." Very true.
@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD8 ай бұрын
5:13 Lmfao shaq looks like hes about to release his wrath💀💀 Bro done had enough💀
@lynxii32348 ай бұрын
for some reason i find his voice is soothing but he also makes the memes funny at the same time
@Chrisspru9 ай бұрын
zombies and mumies are slightly different: zombies are fresh or fermented, mummies are pickled & dried.
@zycloack81249 ай бұрын
Ah yes, may I have 1 fresh human and one dried human pls.
@Chrisspru9 ай бұрын
@@zycloack8124 *you get a freshly infected zombie and a mummy*
@KitKatBanana4 ай бұрын
9:45 I picked up the three books closest to me. Closest: "I listened to my heart throbbing, the pulsing of blood in my neck" 2nd Closest: "You picked the wrong pig by the tail." 3rd Closest: "Nein."
@eeshalx9 ай бұрын
5:49 did no one notice the rock's 3rd hand 💀
@Teejay7358 ай бұрын
AI art be like that at times😂
@KimDokja-fs3pe9 ай бұрын
As someone that turned into a hol’ up after watching this, I can confirm these made me hol’ up
@smorrow8 ай бұрын
The shrek being 3D printed makes it so much funnier for some reason
@plumjet09309 ай бұрын
9:44 Escalators may be designed to give you potential energy, but with the help of some simple mechanisms, you can make the escalator give you electrical energy.
@SeanBean-lm3ot9 ай бұрын
9:43 'she was ready to kill someone to protect him'
@georgeridden17057 ай бұрын
What book? WHAT BOOK!?
@kjn33503 ай бұрын
Page 206 of Steppenwolf: You would be checked and blinded at every turn by what you are pleased to call your personality. It's depressing how accurate that random sentence is in every way...
@cact-ow37719 ай бұрын
9:43 “Gregor Mendel’s experiments show how inherited characteristics can skip a generation, suggesting the action of “particles” later known as genes.”
@endarus60539 ай бұрын
8:06 that ending hit me like a flashbang.
@Billigoat219 ай бұрын
15:14 THE THING FROM SPALTOON
@DarkCoconut8 ай бұрын
1:31 is literally the definition of 'skill issue'
@SCP-Foundation-Sans8 ай бұрын
Last word before your head explodes "do I detect a... SKILL ISSUE?!??!?!??!!.!!!?!?! 1!! 1? 1!
@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE5 ай бұрын
@@SCP-Foundation-Sansthat makes zero sense
@charliedaanim43 ай бұрын
@@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE what makes no sense? The comment or that sans is working for the SCP foundation
@LE_TXTAFIM8 ай бұрын
When I go somewhere the first thing I’m going to say to someone is “ just because you did it doesn’t mean your guilty “
@KokichiAndNagitosCombinedMinds8 ай бұрын
9:46 'Poe serves the most beautiful-looking lobster pasta dish I have ever seen, garnished with basil leaves and fresh parmesean and even truffles!' How the fuck does that describe a love life
@EpicGhostDude2 ай бұрын
By using the logic of them trying to free him because of him being "too cute" then i'd get either a life sentence or a death penalty because of littering
@That-Thing-In-The-Basement5 ай бұрын
9:47, "Pick up a book closest to you, go to page 206. the first sentence explains your love life." Bro, mine said "Fill in the blank" 💀💀
@maryamshaaban749 ай бұрын
Remember kids: in court, it doesn't matter what the truth is, what matters is how much of it you can prove.
@TheBigGlober689 ай бұрын
"I mean he did kill a family of six but I swear he ain't guilty" Larry L Archie 2023
@kale70299 ай бұрын
9:39 i picked up a book closest to me, skipped to page 206, and it says " The view was okay, but if there's anything I like less than a confined space. it's a confined space six hundred feet in the air ". IM DEAD
@issasamh26833 ай бұрын
9:40 "you have no special qualifications" the return of the native by thomas hardy😭😭
@frostyhannah8 ай бұрын
"Did you say bride?" 9:45 I don't think I'm getting married any time soon but this line was from Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters.
@pandon_the_youngest2907 ай бұрын
i got Percy Jackson and the gods of Olympus (other language so the tile might be off) and mine was " She changed herself into a cloud of salt water vapor and sped towards the sea, where she found Briares the hundred-handed." Dam idk what Im doing but that wild
@frostyhannah7 ай бұрын
@@pandon_the_youngest290 🤣
@SMILEYFACE34123 ай бұрын
LOLLL which godly parent is your father if you had to pick??
@frostyhannah3 ай бұрын
@@SMILEYFACE3412 Hades 😆
@SMILEYFACE34123 ай бұрын
@@frostyhannah SSAAMMEE
@Barlo29778 ай бұрын
The first sentence of page 206 in the book closest to me is "the oscillations of the eerie screeching note"
@cheetomaster79829 ай бұрын
0:35 Literally me and my friend last night. He held a funeral for me then "dissected" my body afterwards
@CheesyballzTM9 ай бұрын
Baked beans
@mewity9 ай бұрын
"this is just FUCKING rude" best line ever
@ChozoSR3889 ай бұрын
Nike is not said like "Mike", it's "Naiki", the shoe is literally named after Nike, the Greek goddess of Victory.
@sluglife95209 ай бұрын
Page 206: ”When does he arrive?”
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
4:47 NAHH this wilding💀
@glockenwise9 ай бұрын
9:40 "The table lists the number of members in each section of the choir." - Fundamentales of Math second edition
@eclipse22579 ай бұрын
I think its a ‘the world (table is ur otster’ idea
@mrwininger5 ай бұрын
7:56 "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
@SCoolBoyYT3 ай бұрын
9:39 “And put it at risk, every good thing she has done for you has been cancelled out by every bad thing she has done to you.
@amendoim_zinho63089 ай бұрын
The page 206 one i tried, it was the bible "your closest family member will turn into your owner" or smth 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@wacasommerfell4699 ай бұрын
I got something from Bill Brysons "Body" it was about primates evolving comunication to warn each other of impending danger.
@zombiereaperOnXbox9 ай бұрын
4:36 bro if i ever have a chance to use that line im definitely doing it
@SlayingtheGloom9 ай бұрын
10:57 I finally spotted it! It's the smudge on the "4" dice next to you.
@Oscribus8 ай бұрын
you _know_ the meme is bad when Vaaz gets offended.
@LexieMay-co2dv20 күн бұрын
No, there is a 4 in the 5's column
@_StarlightRose_9 ай бұрын
1:32 welcome to Sword Art Online. If your hp reaches zero, the NerveGear headSet will fire a dense microwave signal into your skull, destroying your brain and ending your life.
@STANK_THE_SHITTIEST_CHANNEL8 ай бұрын
Once someone mentions how phones never pop-up in your dreams, you start to have dreams with your phone in them All the time, it's just that your phone is completely useless for some reason.
@pxtions_mxstressss9 ай бұрын
The one with the bus moving and then there's just a pic of Snape before he dies made me say hol' up, wait a minute... something ain't right.
@Thejuicemerchant9 ай бұрын
1:14 as a Hispanic yes indeed youve just summoned our wrath
@Hackercat779 ай бұрын
9:47 the book is "Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005" the explanation : SELECT* FROM x WHERE NOT EXISTS I find this troubling on many levels...
@Gamer_Lizard_689 ай бұрын
5:36 DAMN IT SETHSLY YOU ARE BLOWING OUR COVER.
@birdlord42109 ай бұрын
I tried doing the turning to page 206 thing and the closest book to me was a chess strategy book. The sentence “ knowing how the minor pieces move won’t enable you to use them in a proper way.”
@___catchmeifyoucan___8 ай бұрын
Honestly I didn't want to but my curiosity, "Ben turned and smashed his way into the bushes, lumbering along in a direction he hoped was west." Not sure what that means? (The book is It by; Stephen King.)
@birdlord42108 ай бұрын
9:38 for me so I don’t need to go back and watch the video again so I can find the one post to remember what it said
@birdlord42108 ай бұрын
@@___catchmeifyoucan___ Dendrophilia
@DestruoTheWithered7 ай бұрын
"I heard Sonsie has gone and you've got a poodle, said Angela." My brain needs explanation.
@pandon_the_youngest2907 ай бұрын
hey thats accurate for me
@GamorDude-cj1fb4 ай бұрын
"Rowley wasn't comfortable wearing one of mom's dresses, so we settled on some yoga pants" Fuck, Im gay💀💀💀
@SMILEYFACE34124 ай бұрын
9:46 He was a key player in the revision of RAF and US Air Force Tactics, commanding the Tangmere wing of three squadrons as they prowled over the Channel looking for the enemy.
@HiHowRYa222 ай бұрын
9:45 stepping carefully over the road that separated these books from the rest of the library he held up his lamp to read the titles -Harry Potter and the sorcerer's Stone lol
@Skibidisigmafrfr9 ай бұрын
9:38 "yet stonefur's skills had not deserted him" idk either, yes it is warrior cats:the darkest hour.
@_Noamm9 ай бұрын
6:56 I eat kosher and I still thought that was ham 😂
@jettywettywoo3 ай бұрын
ive been under the weather so ive been binging for 4 hours straight
@MatteoriddlefanАй бұрын
The musterd in my coffee one made me audibly gasp
@BLOOD_AND_INK9 ай бұрын
12:25 “never back down never what?”
@cat_sandwich9 ай бұрын
15:30 that took me off guard 😂
@bigbanana2411Күн бұрын
The one where the ex said he’d get iPhone if slept w is crazy
@Jayce.M.K0173 ай бұрын
1:54 *halo 3 ODST smooth jazz intesifies*
@triakshkapoor75308 ай бұрын
0:07 he understands that the rations will see a cut
@MTM_Zed9 ай бұрын
As a hol’ up I can confirm.
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Fr
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Real
@evit0l9 ай бұрын
same broski
@morganisapro66 сағат бұрын
9:45 "The lift was empty when it arrived" Thanks, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... :(
@Taekaleaf7 ай бұрын
9:46 "I bet you never thought you'd end up on an 8 foot water bed watching some butcher get tarted up for the night.”
@thefoureyedquackhead8 ай бұрын
1:37 THE FACT THAT 34 PEOPLE BOUGHT IT LMAOOOO
@pi_man39 ай бұрын
2:22 i mean, it does sound like something they would do.
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
17:58 bri said all hail shrek
@texnorton83288 ай бұрын
9:45 "He was dimly aware of an ominous muttering all around the walls" My love life will be me hearing sounds the walls?
@wingidon9 ай бұрын
9:38 The closest book to me was a recent Ripley's Believe It Or Not book, and flipping to Page 206, the first sentence is "Canopy Cone - Peeking above the treetops of Gisselfeld Klosters forest in Denmark you'll find a strange structure that looks a bit like a giant ice cream cone!" What does this mean?
@RAYDENBRYCETCO9 ай бұрын
your date will be eating many ice creams
@FunAngelo20058 ай бұрын
We should have already known this by now 2:42
@Polygonfella16629 ай бұрын
This made me hol’ up
@user-qn2wy4us6h6 ай бұрын
5:22 OK BUT THAT BABY IS THE BABY FROM A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
@powderedliquid9 ай бұрын
100% of the muffin. Full commitment. No hesitation.
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Lol
@jamesfreeman36179 ай бұрын
I mean the muffin did have its wrapper on
@Stoobid989 ай бұрын
6:56 my skinny ass also thought it was fancy ham 9:38 I picked up the goblet of fire and got "What are you doing?" 😭
@FriskyMate9 ай бұрын
2:41 "Christmas, because they are not wanted at home." That's just uncalled for
@darthchiaki3 ай бұрын
When even the killer is confused
@franciscovargas75079 ай бұрын
19:14 caught me off guard
@richardmyhan33699 ай бұрын
3:41 sounds like my ex wife. Was she a ginger?? 😂😂
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Lol
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV2 ай бұрын
17:14 The reason why it's so fun is because English is just Dutch with some French in it. Making it remarkably similar, yet differant all the same.
@Mynameisrandomman6619 ай бұрын
Nah people are down bad 💀 14:27
@anithesiberian9 ай бұрын
17:13 notities
@bananenhamster3551Ай бұрын
12:42 I got: "Women are the best characters in my life"
@mokshiweasley27816 ай бұрын
9:44 Mine's 'forgetting exactly what i'm doing' 🤣🤣
@woodzy15539 ай бұрын
0:27 "there is no similarities between us and gamers" is everyone gonna ignore the fact he called us and himself serial killers
@kakahass88459 ай бұрын
7:31 you know I like posts like this because it takes me so long to get that it makes me more confident in my asexuality.
@obbymaster73395 ай бұрын
9:47 He was devestated by what just happened. IM CRYING
@yhassellerhanealla4459 ай бұрын
This is making me feel like as if life is just a dream,man i hate going to school
@NeedyDragoon2909 ай бұрын
3:02 that's distractable for real
@aaryakasegaonkar31209 ай бұрын
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
@fireembliam90909 ай бұрын
9:09 Rick Roll Meme.
@proshayaantv4212 ай бұрын
9:43 "'Dissendium' Harry whispered, tapping a rather freckly looking stone witch"