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@VaazkLShorts9 ай бұрын
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@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Alright I’ll do it Edit:I didn’t do it lol
@avian.shmavian9 ай бұрын
Snake memes or rodent memes
@SuperProbablyLvl9 ай бұрын
day 15 of asking for geometry dash memes
@Kittycat694209 ай бұрын
Plane memes 2
@acknant98639 ай бұрын
day 6 of oddly specific
@The.Quiet.Kid.9 ай бұрын
If people tried to free a serial killer because he was ‘too cute’, then using that logic, I’d get the death penalty for jaywalking.
@yeeteater519 ай бұрын
RIP 💀💀
@xXInk_blotchXx9 ай бұрын
Nah pretty boys for life🖐
@user-dl8qw5ue7j9 ай бұрын
by that logic, itwould be 1 second for you of prison for nuking korea in korea(:
@susancreature9 ай бұрын
they would never take you alive so thats good tho
@kieranmcginley12629 ай бұрын
@@user-dl8qw5ue7jAren't most Koreans ugly tho?
@IndiGambit9 ай бұрын
Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty will be my new favourite line.
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Fr lol😊
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
So guys I did it do a orphanage and I said this quote they still told me *5000 years in prison*
@_StarlightRose_9 ай бұрын
Funny enough, that is how the legal system works
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
@@_StarlightRose_really
@_StarlightRose_9 ай бұрын
@@Lisandromartinez333 yep, you're not guilty unless they can prove you did it And if they find someone else guilty, you are innocent even though you did it
@DustinHarrisonCat9 ай бұрын
He sounds slightly more energetic now.
@paulinelol39309 ай бұрын
Ye ikr
@Evil_kanye9 ай бұрын
Yes
@BLOOD_AND_INK9 ай бұрын
10:58
@Maximus56419 ай бұрын
Finally, hol'up memes that aren't ruined by a text to speech voice
@tibby45039 ай бұрын
This guy is like if a tts voice had a personality.
@RealbluesparkFN9 ай бұрын
Accurate
@tisisajay9 ай бұрын
Holup
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Fr
@heythislookslikeakidsgame9 ай бұрын
he talks like a text to speech voice
@nobodyfromnowwhere75109 ай бұрын
0:00 That's a genuine legal defense, it's called jury nullification. You basically argue that even though the defendant did the crime, he had a good enough reason, or the circumstances mean he doesn't deserve to be punished for it. Like when a dad walks in on his kid being molested and murders them on the spot, things like that.
@yaywippee9 ай бұрын
best dad i've heard of ngl
@F.R.E.D.D29869 ай бұрын
@@yaywippeeThat actually reminds me, a couple of dads have done that. One was molesting the fathers 11 year old son, while on transit to court, the father shot him in the head, yes, there's footage. The other one I know of was a 5 year old girl, and when the father found out, he beat the molester to death. Both were let off, as the court declared they weren't a threat to other people. Aka, they had an actual reason. Quick edit: yes, it is satisfying to hear these cases 😊
@yaywippee9 ай бұрын
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 hearing about this makes me unexplainably happy
@lynxii32348 ай бұрын
omg i read it as "dad molesting his kid" omg omfg
@Sizdothyx8 ай бұрын
"Members of the jury, if the plaintiff truly didn't consent to every bone in his body shattered, his ability to eat reduced to mushed vitamins in the form of a paste through a straw and the sight of his right eye, would he not have chosen to forego attempting to sexually assault my client's wife in her office? Defense rests."
@04phanthanhbinhjake99 ай бұрын
10:58 i like how pissed of he is, that's probably the most ammount of emotion he's ever shown
@paulinelol39309 ай бұрын
I loved that part lol
@Straykidssecondfather2 ай бұрын
Lol same
@suneelmoses32268 ай бұрын
You can see the terror in his eyes on the thumbnail. with all his soul and being he would rather stay in prison than get caught by those thirsty bastards
@LexieMay-co2dv26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ranjanbiswas32339 ай бұрын
"Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty" BRB gonna burn down an orphanage.
@soumilghosh51568 ай бұрын
You ain't guilty
@ericstrumski97873 ай бұрын
It was actually the orphan’s fault for being there in the first place
@Seungmins_lefttoe2 ай бұрын
Dw the police will tell their parents about the loss Oops they don’t have any
@charlescalvin46579 ай бұрын
You know you're lazy when even the fitness app gave up on you💀💀💀
@charlescalvin46579 ай бұрын
0:34
@greenkitty19 ай бұрын
9:45 "by any standards, it was a work of superlative genius, showing a complete and absolute mastery of human affairs." I think thats pretty good
@everyonesplace12679 ай бұрын
mine was uhhhh “And the bottle of arsenic in my vanity.”
@JuliaMcDermott-os5pu9 ай бұрын
Mine is “ when asked about the rival canonical approach, seen by many as the rightful heir of wheeler philosophy of quantizing geometry” makes sense cuz I’m 13 and aro&ace
@BC-cf9uc9 ай бұрын
Mine is The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." Im reading Atomic Habits by James Clear
@Myexistenceisirrelivant-8 ай бұрын
Mine said: ' "What did that mean?" ' I thank Hermione for such wisdom, she truly does have such amazing words on my love life. 😌
@mtejaswini19898 ай бұрын
Mine was ' Argentina, Australia, Austria and India are some examples of federal government'
@vanitythenolife9 ай бұрын
9:44 ‘No.’ Explains it very well 10/10
@Sylveon25898 ай бұрын
15:14 I appreciate a good salmon run joke
@Purp1e_6 ай бұрын
i was playing literally playing splatoon when i saw this meme
@lynxii32348 ай бұрын
for some reason i find his voice is soothing but he also makes the memes funny at the same time
@japanpanda21799 ай бұрын
7:43 "The trouble with senators..." Very true.
@KitKatBanana5 ай бұрын
9:45 I picked up the three books closest to me. Closest: "I listened to my heart throbbing, the pulsing of blood in my neck" 2nd Closest: "You picked the wrong pig by the tail." 3rd Closest: "Nein."
@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD9 ай бұрын
5:13 Lmfao shaq looks like hes about to release his wrath💀💀 Bro done had enough💀
@eeshalx9 ай бұрын
5:49 did no one notice the rock's 3rd hand 💀
@Teejay7359 ай бұрын
AI art be like that at times😂
@Chrisspru9 ай бұрын
zombies and mumies are slightly different: zombies are fresh or fermented, mummies are pickled & dried.
@zycloack81249 ай бұрын
Ah yes, may I have 1 fresh human and one dried human pls.
@Chrisspru9 ай бұрын
@@zycloack8124 *you get a freshly infected zombie and a mummy*
@smorrow8 ай бұрын
The shrek being 3D printed makes it so much funnier for some reason
@SeanBean-lm3ot9 ай бұрын
9:43 'she was ready to kill someone to protect him'
@georgeridden17057 ай бұрын
What book? WHAT BOOK!?
@Billigoat219 ай бұрын
15:14 THE THING FROM SPALTOON
@plumjet09309 ай бұрын
9:44 Escalators may be designed to give you potential energy, but with the help of some simple mechanisms, you can make the escalator give you electrical energy.
@kjn33504 ай бұрын
Page 206 of Steppenwolf: You would be checked and blinded at every turn by what you are pleased to call your personality. It's depressing how accurate that random sentence is in every way...
@KimDokja-fs3pe9 ай бұрын
As someone that turned into a hol’ up after watching this, I can confirm these made me hol’ up
@cact-ow37719 ай бұрын
9:43 “Gregor Mendel’s experiments show how inherited characteristics can skip a generation, suggesting the action of “particles” later known as genes.”
@EpicGhostDude3 ай бұрын
By using the logic of them trying to free him because of him being "too cute" then i'd get either a life sentence or a death penalty because of littering
@That-Thing-In-The-Basement6 ай бұрын
9:47, "Pick up a book closest to you, go to page 206. the first sentence explains your love life." Bro, mine said "Fill in the blank" 💀💀
@endarus60539 ай бұрын
8:06 that ending hit me like a flashbang.
@LE_TXTAFIM8 ай бұрын
When I go somewhere the first thing I’m going to say to someone is “ just because you did it doesn’t mean your guilty “
@Hackercat779 ай бұрын
9:47 the book is "Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005" the explanation : SELECT* FROM x WHERE NOT EXISTS I find this troubling on many levels...
@KokichiAndNagitosCombinedMinds9 ай бұрын
9:46 'Poe serves the most beautiful-looking lobster pasta dish I have ever seen, garnished with basil leaves and fresh parmesean and even truffles!' How the fuck does that describe a love life
@DarkCoconut9 ай бұрын
1:31 is literally the definition of 'skill issue'
@SCP-Foundation-Sans9 ай бұрын
Last word before your head explodes "do I detect a... SKILL ISSUE?!??!?!??!!.!!!?!?! 1!! 1? 1!
@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE5 ай бұрын
@@SCP-Foundation-Sansthat makes zero sense
@charliedaanim43 ай бұрын
@@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE what makes no sense? The comment or that sans is working for the SCP foundation
@Barlo29779 ай бұрын
The first sentence of page 206 in the book closest to me is "the oscillations of the eerie screeching note"
@maryamshaaban749 ай бұрын
Remember kids: in court, it doesn't matter what the truth is, what matters is how much of it you can prove.
@CheesyballzTM9 ай бұрын
Baked beans
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
4:47 NAHH this wilding💀
@mewity9 ай бұрын
"this is just FUCKING rude" best line ever
@issasamh26834 ай бұрын
9:40 "you have no special qualifications" the return of the native by thomas hardy😭😭
@sluglife95209 ай бұрын
Page 206: ”When does he arrive?”
@TheBigGlober689 ай бұрын
"I mean he did kill a family of six but I swear he ain't guilty" Larry L Archie 2023
@cheetomaster79829 ай бұрын
0:35 Literally me and my friend last night. He held a funeral for me then "dissected" my body afterwards
@ChozoSR3889 ай бұрын
Nike is not said like "Mike", it's "Naiki", the shoe is literally named after Nike, the Greek goddess of Victory.
@frostyhannah8 ай бұрын
"Did you say bride?" 9:45 I don't think I'm getting married any time soon but this line was from Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters.
@pandon_the_youngest2907 ай бұрын
i got Percy Jackson and the gods of Olympus (other language so the tile might be off) and mine was " She changed herself into a cloud of salt water vapor and sped towards the sea, where she found Briares the hundred-handed." Dam idk what Im doing but that wild
@frostyhannah7 ай бұрын
@@pandon_the_youngest290 🤣
@SMILEYFACE34123 ай бұрын
LOLLL which godly parent is your father if you had to pick??
@frostyhannah3 ай бұрын
@@SMILEYFACE3412 Hades 😆
@SMILEYFACE34123 ай бұрын
@@frostyhannah SSAAMMEE
@kale70299 ай бұрын
9:39 i picked up a book closest to me, skipped to page 206, and it says " The view was okay, but if there's anything I like less than a confined space. it's a confined space six hundred feet in the air ". IM DEAD
@zombiereaperOnXbox9 ай бұрын
4:36 bro if i ever have a chance to use that line im definitely doing it
@SCoolBoyYT3 ай бұрын
9:39 “And put it at risk, every good thing she has done for you has been cancelled out by every bad thing she has done to you.
@mrwininger5 ай бұрын
7:56 "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
@Thejuicemerchant9 ай бұрын
1:14 as a Hispanic yes indeed youve just summoned our wrath
@SlayingtheGloom9 ай бұрын
10:57 I finally spotted it! It's the smudge on the "4" dice next to you.
@Oscribus9 ай бұрын
you _know_ the meme is bad when Vaaz gets offended.
@LexieMay-co2dv26 күн бұрын
No, there is a 4 in the 5's column
@Gamer_Lizard_689 ай бұрын
5:36 DAMN IT SETHSLY YOU ARE BLOWING OUR COVER.
@user-zg5gj9mj9m4 ай бұрын
9:43 The antonym of assent is dissent; its homophone is ascent, "the act of climbing or ascending." That's pretty good for a grammar book if you ask me.
@amendoim_zinho63089 ай бұрын
The page 206 one i tried, it was the bible "your closest family member will turn into your owner" or smth 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@wacasommerfell4699 ай бұрын
I got something from Bill Brysons "Body" it was about primates evolving comunication to warn each other of impending danger.
@cat_sandwich9 ай бұрын
15:30 that took me off guard 😂
@jettywettywoo4 ай бұрын
ive been under the weather so ive been binging for 4 hours straight
@SMILEYFACE34124 ай бұрын
9:46 He was a key player in the revision of RAF and US Air Force Tactics, commanding the Tangmere wing of three squadrons as they prowled over the Channel looking for the enemy.
@Skibidisigmafrfr9 ай бұрын
9:38 "yet stonefur's skills had not deserted him" idk either, yes it is warrior cats:the darkest hour.
@glockenwise9 ай бұрын
9:40 "The table lists the number of members in each section of the choir." - Fundamentales of Math second edition
@eclipse22579 ай бұрын
I think its a ‘the world (table is ur otster’ idea
@_StarlightRose_9 ай бұрын
1:32 welcome to Sword Art Online. If your hp reaches zero, the NerveGear headSet will fire a dense microwave signal into your skull, destroying your brain and ending your life.
@STANK_THE_SHITTIEST_CHANNEL8 ай бұрын
Once someone mentions how phones never pop-up in your dreams, you start to have dreams with your phone in them All the time, it's just that your phone is completely useless for some reason.
@birdlord42109 ай бұрын
I tried doing the turning to page 206 thing and the closest book to me was a chess strategy book. The sentence “ knowing how the minor pieces move won’t enable you to use them in a proper way.”
@___catchmeifyoucan___8 ай бұрын
Honestly I didn't want to but my curiosity, "Ben turned and smashed his way into the bushes, lumbering along in a direction he hoped was west." Not sure what that means? (The book is It by; Stephen King.)
@birdlord42108 ай бұрын
9:38 for me so I don’t need to go back and watch the video again so I can find the one post to remember what it said
@birdlord42108 ай бұрын
@@___catchmeifyoucan___ Dendrophilia
@DestruoTheWithered7 ай бұрын
"I heard Sonsie has gone and you've got a poodle, said Angela." My brain needs explanation.
@pandon_the_youngest2907 ай бұрын
hey thats accurate for me
@triakshkapoor75308 ай бұрын
0:07 he understands that the rations will see a cut
@Matteoriddlefan2 ай бұрын
The musterd in my coffee one made me audibly gasp
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV2 ай бұрын
17:14 The reason why it's so fun is because English is just Dutch with some French in it. Making it remarkably similar, yet differant all the same.
@_Noamm9 ай бұрын
6:56 I eat kosher and I still thought that was ham 😂
@pxtions_mxstressss9 ай бұрын
The one with the bus moving and then there's just a pic of Snape before he dies made me say hol' up, wait a minute... something ain't right.
@HiHowRYa223 ай бұрын
9:45 stepping carefully over the road that separated these books from the rest of the library he held up his lamp to read the titles -Harry Potter and the sorcerer's Stone lol
@user-qn2wy4us6h7 ай бұрын
5:22 OK BUT THAT BABY IS THE BABY FROM A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
@BLOOD_AND_INK9 ай бұрын
12:25 “never back down never what?”
@GamorDude-cj1fb4 ай бұрын
"Rowley wasn't comfortable wearing one of mom's dresses, so we settled on some yoga pants" Fuck, Im gay💀💀💀
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
17:58 bri said all hail shrek
@FriskyMate9 ай бұрын
2:41 "Christmas, because they are not wanted at home." That's just uncalled for
@thefoureyedquackhead8 ай бұрын
1:37 THE FACT THAT 34 PEOPLE BOUGHT IT LMAOOOO
@pi_man39 ай бұрын
2:22 i mean, it does sound like something they would do.
@Polygonfella16629 ай бұрын
This made me hol’ up
@yhassellerhanealla4459 ай бұрын
This is making me feel like as if life is just a dream,man i hate going to school
@wingidon9 ай бұрын
9:38 The closest book to me was a recent Ripley's Believe It Or Not book, and flipping to Page 206, the first sentence is "Canopy Cone - Peeking above the treetops of Gisselfeld Klosters forest in Denmark you'll find a strange structure that looks a bit like a giant ice cream cone!" What does this mean?
@RAYDENBRYCETCO9 ай бұрын
your date will be eating many ice creams
@FunAngelo20058 ай бұрын
We should have already known this by now 2:42
@sorrel_leaf_vespers23 күн бұрын
15:14 yeah I too would lose my mind if I was casually sniping salmon for some golden eggs, having a good run and a laugh with my teammates, made all our quotas, got some decent pay, and all of a sudden Horrorboros popped up out of nowhere with its horrifying scream and made us wipe... I don't own Splatoon 3, which is why this is a hypothetical
@mokshiweasley27816 ай бұрын
9:44 Mine's 'forgetting exactly what i'm doing' 🤣🤣
@anithesiberian9 ай бұрын
17:13 notities
@franciscovargas75079 ай бұрын
19:14 caught me off guard
@obbymaster73395 ай бұрын
9:47 He was devestated by what just happened. IM CRYING
@TB_Corey9 ай бұрын
1:52 this is me ironically. take in the shower for 45 minutes or an hour
@MTM_Zed9 ай бұрын
As a hol’ up I can confirm.
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Fr
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Real
@evit0l9 ай бұрын
same broski
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Nah people are down bad 💀 14:27
@makonjohnson9042 ай бұрын
2:57 "sorry were all sold out"[i need]
@texnorton83289 ай бұрын
9:45 "He was dimly aware of an ominous muttering all around the walls" My love life will be me hearing sounds the walls?
@kakahass88459 ай бұрын
7:31 you know I like posts like this because it takes me so long to get that it makes me more confident in my asexuality.
@powderedliquid9 ай бұрын
100% of the muffin. Full commitment. No hesitation.
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Lol
@jamesfreeman36179 ай бұрын
I mean the muffin did have its wrapper on
@bananenhamster3551Ай бұрын
12:42 I got: "Women are the best characters in my life"
@matrioszko8 ай бұрын
these memes where so suspicious i started to say hold' down
@richardmyhan33699 ай бұрын
3:41 sounds like my ex wife. Was she a ginger?? 😂😂
@Lisandromartinez3339 ай бұрын
Lol
@RAYDENBRYCETCO9 ай бұрын
10:30 “From Earth”
@Taekaleaf7 ай бұрын
9:46 "I bet you never thought you'd end up on an 8 foot water bed watching some butcher get tarted up for the night.”
@thedamghostking4 ай бұрын
9:45 why was mine "Kids, do not try this at home." 😭😭
@fireembliam90909 ай бұрын
9:09 Rick Roll Meme.
@Z-0-3-Y8 ай бұрын
3:28 Them men can never be trusted
@jazminescicluna26079 ай бұрын
20:58 similar thing happened to me. I was born in a restaurant called lobster cave and it’s my parents fav
@Siocean_6 ай бұрын
15:14 never thought I’d see Splatoon 3 in a video 😂