portia :) And the pic depicted the car porsche

I love how the money fell on the floor as soon as Ellen brought out the pole!

THAT WAS PRICELESS THAT PICTURE WAS VERY CUTE BECAUSE WE ALL THOUGHT OF HER WIFE LOL!

I ♥ This Show

Oh Ellen you are just adorable you are, it's always a joy whatching your shows even if it's only little peeks here on youtube

Did she have a Mary Poppins bag?!

I got a commercial with Ellen in it before watching this!😄

I started watching Ellen clips for the first time yesterday...... and I've watched about 3 or 4 pages now...

I LOVEEE Ellen, her show is amazing. The thought of one day possibly being a guest on it keeps me motivated. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My goal is for people to see my channel, see all everything I’m crossing off my bucket list and it will motivate them to go cross something off theirs! Hopefully one day I'll get to share my message that life should be lived to the fullest on her show!

I don't think I'd seen this one before! So good. Haha.. Hilarious!

i have been watching Ellen all night...Will i ever stop?

aww she's so cute with her comforter :)

OMG ,you're show is so Good ,I try to tell everyone to try and Watch it.thank God Their are people like You.

Well, first of all, you're not my mother!" 02:32 LMAO,ur the best Ellen!

The finding nemo comforter reminded me of Talia Castelleano

I laughed so hard with you Ellen !!! Love your show to the max !!

lol she never fails to make me laugh

Oh Ellen. You never fail to make laugh :D

The Portia thing was hilarious haha!

Awww I love you Ellen! You always bring up dancing at the end, classic.

Ellen gets me every time...

Oh Ellen is just so creative and hilarious!!!!!

i totally spat out water when Ellen took out the pole LOL

underneath the bag is the hollow table and the table has a hole that connects to the bag which lets the pole to be taken out and stored in without being seen.

ellen, I want to be like you, your are better then words can describe, and im glad that us Aussies are connected to you. You and Portia are the most beautiful(lest?) couple. we love you!

"where are my back boys" i was waiting someone with a six-pack

Hey! I have that thing at 0:55! I got it at a garage sale! I luv ur show, Ellen!

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I can get on this show, I LOVE ELLEN. The thought of that keeps me motivated! You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time; it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!

something you love the most - my Porsche :) :) :) fair play to you Ellen :D

ellen have the perfect smile ever !!

I love your blanket, Ellen!

0:31 I WAN'T THAT!!!

i just really like that she pulled the pole out of the mary poppins bag look-a-like

I like how I just happen to be sitting on a hotel bed in las Vegas as I'm watching this.

Ellen should bring you up into her show and have you teach her some lessons. Sweet!

YEAH ELLEN IS GOING TO VEGAS!!!! OMG GO SEE JERSEY BOYS!! MY MOM WORKS THERE!!

That's an AWESOME Idea! Matt should be on Ellen!

I just found it quite funny. I know it is a highly popular expression but I didn't say it to hurt Ellen. I love Ellen.

I HAVE THAT SAME BLANKET OMG. I FEEL SO SPECIAL.

I love her hair style

I love Ellen. And Matt Below. She is human. Do you really need to leave a comment at all?? As I'm sure you and everyone understood what she was saying.

@Mags Alves the bag was glued to the table, and there was a whole in the bag and table so that she could get it out

i should have shown this to my mom before she went to Vegas!

Always finish with the dance, nice

Going to Vegas at the end of this month...So I need to pay real close attention

Ahaha. That was excellent. Love you Ellen.

I love the second one!

Haha!! Great advice. Especially the Lysol, but I don't know if I'd be spraying it in my mouth!

She's amazing.

this is a memorable monologue

i still have one of those claws from childhood!!!

Ellen I know u might not respond but I really enjoy watching your show with my nana it's the best! I hope to come on your show one day!

That's memorable all right!

New York must be the first biggest tourist destination

All these Talia comments made me really sad now. :( She'll be alright, I just know she will! She's a warrior!

OMG the time i dont watch ellen n a week ago i went for a family reunion dang i missed it because it was 2weeks ago

Ellen is making magic

LOOK AT ALL THOSE MONEYYYY!!!!

I want the second bag so bad

I still can't fathom how they got so many quarters in that bag!

U're so hilarious and ready for Vegas

ellen,You've probably been to Las Vegas many times that you know so much

I want all those quarters!

2:10 That cute red bag is smiling at me. I’d be that happy if I was full of money, too!

Great sketch. Don't pack Lysol, it's flammable, TSA will remove it from you bag and your bag may miss your flight.

Love Ellen , Love the new hair :D

Omg i need those quarters!!!!

I want this Finding Nemo blanket!

Ellen you look great!

Is she Mary poppins now? Love Ellen

I mean the stripper pole is just pure magic ahahahhaha got surprised to be honest!

Haha, I was waiting for her to say ''And everyone's getting one of these cases with money''

Did she part her hair different but i still love her hair its always fabulous love you ellen :)!!'

I love that blanket nemo :)

I love Ellen

I love dis show I also love Ellen and Portia thier my role

I want that luggage of quarters!!!!!

I love Ellen

Quarters! I want them

i love ellen x

WOW, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE

Another thing that's my home town Vegas:3

Na. I wasn't trying to point out her mistake. I found it quite funny that she said that. I'm a big Ellen fan and wouldn't want to hurt her feelings.

I want the second suitcase...

We are BEYOND hot as hell lol even the devil himself said it was too hot in Sin City!! It's been about 113-115 every day this past weekend and us locals are looking forward to it only being 109 this coming Friday...sad but true lol

love u Ellen

Going. There!!!

Been there done that but I miss it.....

Lovee youu ellen!!

And that is always a good thing!

she should give that suitcase of quarters away...to me. lol

She loves nemo because she played dori in it! @ reneem

I went to Vegas last summer

@jacqueline lacina I live in Vegas too! I wish I could see Ellen someday she comes here! :D

Just came back frm Las Vegas should've seen this before

Yeah, bring MattyB on the show!

Am I the only one laughing so hard at the "Portia" car?!

She's on summer vacation :)

I HAVE THAT FINDING NEMO BLANKET!!!!!

I know. I wasn't trying to intentionally be mean and I am sorry you took it that way. I love Ellen too, that is why I am here. I was just seeing if anyone other than me noticed that she said that. I found it quite funny that she said that.