Kid. Stop

That's just... That's very funny to me. Y'all ain't laughing, though. 😂😂😂

@Sam0193 penny wise is a Troll

He has *no clue

Well, ...I don't have a fecking clue why I'm here either...

for some reason the paper rip is just too funny xD

Closed-Caption: "Horrible Scraping Sound"

"You wanna get down on this?"

I have to say, watching the table drag scene when i was young gave me enough confidence to execute these kinds of solutions in similar situations... Just be able to do something different then everybody else in the room :)

@@terezacervenakova3512 The last sentence ~ it's "than".

your profile pic and name tag goes well with the comment XD

Carrying your older sister's books is tight

casually walking in an alien ghetto is still sussy though xD

at night?No way dude

Then shoot her older siblings, XD

The slight smirk right before he says "eased off my back about it"

thats why kids are stupid you just gave an example as yourself as a kid

@@lottexy Kids are dumb

I'm surprised so many people agreed with this.. I don't understand how, even as a child, you wouldn't look at the way this is constructed and the responses J gives and just be like... oooh okay that actually makes sense, yeah he gives good reasons they'll pick him.

@@lukefreeman828 I just wrote how i felt it and clearly many people did the same

@@seele_verloren Exactly

Oh yes it is indeed :D

Which part did he improv

@@gstark5485 that whole little dialogue where he goes “ya boy captain America over here. Best of the best of the best, sir....with honors” doesn’t sound scripted at all lol especially “y’all ain’t laughing tho”

@Rengi das uhhh....okay rengi das

@Rengi das I honestly wouldn't be surprised If he had improved most of the scenes here. During the Prince show, He was responsible for most of the dialogues and improvs. The rest of the cast would just go with the flow... Will is special.

Ouch but true

hahaha

10 year old me: Joke goes over my head. Adult me: LMAO

The veiled, sarcastic disdain is hilarious.

dam, that line is dripping with acid. 😂

LMFAOO

😂

This comment is funnier than credited.

Sneezing isn't a symptom of covid19. You'd think even idiots would know this 1.5 year into the pandemic.

@@HyunaTheHyena it's just a joke

Like what

@@lordmind the recruits not really knowing for what they are being recruited, the sneezing and exercising aliens.

Cleaver and intelligent writing, ah the 90's.

@@lordmind Zed says they're looking for the best, but doesn't say why or for what they're looking for the best, which is the reason J lifted his hand (also notice the recruit who tried to answer the question, his name and last name start with a J "Jake Jensen" so they were definitely looking for a J), asking what you're going to do is smart because you may be in a scam. The written test everybody was having troubles with their sheets and only J went for the table to be comfortable. Lastly the shooting test, J's way of thinking is cool because from a bunch of "monster" there's a little girl with advanced books "Something doesn't belong here".

Imagine that! The star of the film getting the best lines! Who ever thought of that? It's almost as if it's scripted!

Indeed

All 3 of them..

@@MithunraiOG idk man, that might be pushing it.

Only this one. Others are just crap.

And suddenly they just have to make another one with a Mary Sue

he worked hard too, that table was heavy. Him dragging it over with the screeching noise while everyone stared also showed he didn't care what was thought about him, as long as he got the job done

@@BeetleBuns They were probably supposed to use the side table next to them

pull that table is pretty hard too

No

@@BroomeBlocker4 it wasn’t a table, more a dish. But it can still be used

No she WAS the little girl that reads books which are waaaay above her head.

You watched that pile of shit?

Funny how Hollywood's interpretation of a 'strong woman' is a 120 lb attractive robot like expressionless woman who just kicks everyone's ass and says sassy SJW/PC stuff. looool.... Good ol' Hollyweird. Actually nice with COVID that Hollyweird has taken a backseat to far better independent films that ignore a lot of that bullshit.

@@indomitusEvehementis I had no clue it existed til this comment

@@aa-ze5cz like that Willy's wonderland film where Nicholas cage fought rejected fnaf characters and killed em

I'd have also considered her a threat because she is so calm midst of aliens roaming around

😂🤣😂

And during an Alien invasion.

Well played, sir/ madam. Well played. :)

@A Hobo Hippie Manchild Definitely! Smash that like button and press subscribe if you... what the hell am I talking about??? I've watched too many people e-begging for my own good.

He has been trained all of his life since his real father died

Just like me

I like to think that's what Zed wanted, a person who thought out the box and questioned why he has to do whatever

@MUFC no,cricket will be the no 1 game in future . T20 and t10 gonna rule

@@yuvrajrathore356 its a retcon

:)

time goes fast....

U watched this as a child in 1997, and u have a 13 yrs old daughter..? Just thinking how old u were wen the movie came out.

@@Puns7733 In 1997 I was twelve, my daughter was born 2007 when I was 22 years old 😉

@@quissy4541 well, then that's sweet, God bless..

Years ago it was easy to get the verification badge. Now it's very hard, one must have at least 100k subs

It was the best of the best of the best, sir!

Lol

@@C4MMU5 So?

Same

it all makes sense now lol

I understood that reference

yep, we all watch the same video, so why repeat ?

@@mocskoskukorica Guess who Tommy Lee Jones played in a Marvel movie in 2011. It's ironic, considering how this clip is about thinking outside of the box.

@Freedom Solossa He did such a perfect job too. It's almost as if they went back in time and got a younger tommy lee jones lmao.

Yes. That's the point they're making. Well done.

Actually, if the multiverse doesn't exist in the MiB world, the fix was in. K knew J would wear the suit and be his partner. Makes total sense why K would stick up for J in the hiring process, even if Sonnenfeld didn't know it at the time this movie was made. But it's a great scene in hindsight...

Actually think outside the “egg”.

The other point is that he was the only person doing the right job. MIB isn't a military, it doesn't go out shooting everything that moves. They are a police force. Those soldiers went in like a squad of executors, clearing out aliens, instead of assessing them and determining if there is a threat. He went in and assessed. He did what an MIB agent should do, think first, evaluate threat, and respond. He acted like a good police officer, and that's what MIB wants.

@@unigaming9921 Yeah, because the cops never storm into a room and shoot everyone without thinking #BreonnaTaylor

That is great explaination thank you

No, that's the really bad attempt at trying to distinguish "Education" and "Smart", no sane people would believe any of these aliens not being a threat, they're "aliens", that's why it's a comedy you see. In a comedic world, sane people, smart people become idiots because that is a comedic world.

@@khoile9807 rileks bro...you can't denied educated people aren't smart ... educated you know stuff...smart is how you use stuff

@@erenesqandarrazor8706 Wrong again, how you use stuff is also taught to you. The "smart" indicators is how fast you can learn a new knowledge, how fast and how much data your brain can process. Street smart here is just you've learnt stuff that is taught on the street. In order to make it to the top of any "education", you 99% have to be smart yourself in order to distinguish yourself from the rest. It's just that in this case, that kind of smart is not needed. You're street smart, how would that help you if people need you to fix a nuclear reactor? You can't comprehend the knowledge of that reactors, how can you fix it? How can you "use" stuff if you can't understand the stuff? Your failure is defining the word alone crumbles your argument.

@@erenesqandarrazor8706 I totally agree with you, educated does not mean smart, educated can be dumb. Smart is the way you think and the way you treat everything in a more flexible way. Enough though fixing a nuclear reactor requires knowledge, you are smart enough to know you need to learn the operation of a reactor, rather than just educated to fix a reactor in a dumb way. This World needs smart people who can educate themselves but not educated dumb people.

😂😂😂😂

Even though it's just a movie. All these people accepted to be there without knowing why... so... yeah. I wouldn't go to a job interview if I didn't know what I'm signing up for. lol

Yeah, we know HOW we got here but WHY are we here.

@Dodadeus That makes them soldiers. An army where every soldier spends too much time doubting their orders will not function

Perfect soldier and/or future cop. Too stupid to do anything other than what you're told without questions

@@greenhouse3505 Perfect soliders yes, but cops need to be able to think more freely, doesn't mean that's what happens.

Air Force.

@@cpK054L Never heard of Air Force Pararescue, I assume.

@@Recoil816 I have, and I dont care. Out of what was listed, air force generally does not see combat.

@@cpK054L And New York cops see combat? Sir, enlighten us further. You're obviously well-versed in this subject.

@@Recoil816 are you a butthurt Airmen? I've never seen the biggest crybaby until I got to Kyrgyzstan after a horrible 8 months deployment. Airmen was well washed and fed and I'm covered in mud and blood while hes crying to Jane over the phone. Are you serious? NYC has more shootings than Afghanistan in my personal experience, I have lived there for 20+ years including childhood, I feel their pain when politicians are trying their hands back while BLM are doing BLM things

@John Wallace HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The reply I was looking for to this comment

Lmaooo omg yes !! I was literally lookin to see if someone said this because his smug look on his face when he looked at will was priceless. Also at 0:50 you can see the dude holding in his laugh 😂

@@Mishimakazumato There's lots happening in first scene, but the core theme is "questioning authority". J questions Zed why they are here, and the Cadet answers with a non-answer simply to appease authority. Zed's nod towards him is priceless. At 1:30, the facial expression on the Cadet is smug/confident looking at J. Once they get into the written test, J drags table towards himself to help write which is a good idea. Zed didn't say they could use the table, but he also didn't say they couldn't. He asks the Cadet if he wants to use the table with him. After he does that at 3:29 the Cadets emotions switch and shows fear/uncertainity. In the Cadets mind, Jay is breaking the rules and going against authority because Zed never told them they could use the table. The Cadet is really great and makes this scene. The difference in his emotions looking at J from 1:30 to 3:29 demonstrates how J is different.

@@cheefzed985it’s crazy that even at a young age I was able to comprehend that! I was just so young, that I found it more comical, than honestly, logical lol. I did know what he was saying, and doing made sense though.

Something to note in military settings is discretion. They've been selected to fulfill a role they don't believe they've reached clearance level to be told about yet.

Common sense..is not so common...

Well spoken.

I agree with you on using the table but the shooting range come on...You want me to believe an alien with fangs, claws and whatnot hanging from a street lamp is doing pull ups? Or sneezing just because has a tissue in one hand?

@@federicos8082 I think it;s connected to the specific of the world they are living in. There is a lot of strange looking aliens that are not dangerous and there is also a lot of aliens who can take different shapes. So to this job they needed someone who don't judge by look and can smell a danger when it's hidden.

@@federicos8082 it's not about how dangerous or peaceful the aliens are, he saw and thought about every little detail even though it was loud, crowded and dark

Absolutely. He had enough respect for himself to poke fun at the situation, because they wouldn't tell them what the tests were for.

Thing is, MIB doesn't operate as a military, the closest analogy to what they do is no different to that of a police officer except on a semi-larger scale of importance. MIB are basically a combination of boarder patrol, detectives, and beat cops just as a means of helping or isolating the extra-terrestrial communities. K had the right idea for picking out J for this line of work since he already had prior career and life experience necessary as an NYPD beat cop who needs to get a feel for the situation around him by asking questions. Jarheads like the other candidates only know how to follow orders on a "Shoot First, Ask Questions Later" mentality, and are most-likely to start an international incident by sheer accident.

I like how you said how he wasn't held back by the need to fit in. Shows he's not afraid to stick out which is exactly what it's gonna be like as an MIB agent

"ya'll" not "your"

I was going to say that Dirtymane1:)

The rare occasion K is laughing.... along with interrogating Frank the Pug😆

love his face there ^^

after watching MIB3 now I get it why he laughs

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

And people like Shamus thinks it was NYPD...

@@OriginalThisAndThat Well...this is a documentary...

No bro that's logic. Why would a little girl be in the midst surrounded by aliens? Which means that girl is an evil alien. Like what happened to Edward. Or take an example like the movie thing. The alien maybe imitated the girl form or the alien already killed that little girl before the alien transform it.

Malala

@TBRHkyleHD bro chill. The problem is just these people have never seen a good movie cause they're not 'into' it. They just watch the popular shit everyone is watching. I mean they're some people out there saying that Marvel is better than Lord of the rings. Tf wrong with them.

@@mjl11 exactly dude. They haven't been exposed to a higher quality standard. It's actually kinda sad.

Well done for watching the video and stating what happened

@@andymccreight3175 This guy would make an excellent agent

@@Rabhadh Of course! His perception and ability to think quick on his feet is mesmerising 😅😅

@@andymccreight3175 Thank you! What is it with all the KZfaq vids these days with people commenting and stating the absolute obvious???

I wondered why no one stood up and wrote on top of their chair. But yes, the table was smart.

69 likes glad to see there is still culture in the world

Is he popular today?

But everyone still knew who he was.

i think will smith added that line as he is known for adding lines to his movies

Lol it cracks me up agent K laughing and he's in captain america couple years later making fun of little Steve Rogers

2:39 🔫👍

@Sam0193 No, Zed just doesn´t like his style, but Will´s answers were right. There is a book and there is specifically said, Tiffany was the right answer.

@Sam0193 I am talking about the movie too. Zed is in this scene kinda impressed. This movie is based on a comic book and there is clearly confirmed, that this explanation (used in movie) was right.

@@ondrejlukac5769 while I agree with you, this is very different from the comics, which portrayed the MIB as... Less Good.

@@ondrejlukac5769 Wrong! The original comic book didn't feature anything whatsoever like this scene. There was a set of comics BASED OFF THE MOVIE released later, and EVEN THAT has Zed unimpressed and questioning Will's lack of respect for authority. You are pretty confident for someone who has no idea what they are talking about.

@@ridiculouslycoolguy I am not saying that Zed was impressed in the comic book. I am saying that "Tiffany" was showed as the right answer in the comic book.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mJ92qNF20M64fqM.html ......

Pulling a table over to yourself during a test is not thinking outside of the box. All of those guys would have done it. This is just poorly written.

@@aluisious the scene isn't only about 'thinking outside of the box' but also about to overcome the anxiety no matter how embarrassing your position may look.

@@aluisious Did you not see them all struggling with the paper? This was genius writing and explain how he became MIB.

@@aluisious It was making a play about the stereotype that military men and straight cut and unwilling to bend the rules when needed. Its meant to be they are so unwilling to question authority that moving the table would be too far outside the rules for them to do it.

💙

I'd just sit on the floor and write it there.

Reminds me when I refused to pass a test in a building: it was raining in the elevator, the lumbers on the floor were unadjusted, network wires were running the corridor and the cover was missing on the water heater in the toilets, leaving live 230v wires just over the sink.

i hope that moment was when you first watched the movie...

i honestly got that impression too but with ks reaction its like he just seems kind of annoyed j is doing that lol.

yeah when i was young i always found that part funny lol

He's like. "Oh shit!, nobody saw that right?"

Will Smith in his prime!

If you laugh for 25 years, you might have an alien in your gut.

Generates the same energy as the Mike Wisowski meme.

"The best of the best of the best, sir!" *chuckling* You know, "With Honors...." 😄

Yup. 14 years left to go. Oh wait, he's also living with his wife , Peggy.

@@axelfoley1406 That’s not how time travel works!!

I didn't understand the reference could you explain me please?

@@axelfoley1406 exactly

Tru dat lol!

who is this captain america? that is, who is pretending to be him and why? the actor himself is not in this film

@Liam Berg (STUDENT) only 25 years before he was deadshot

Uhhh...YEAH. That was the point of that scene.

"do I owe her an apology?"

@@graveyarder001 I don’t think she’ll listen any more.

Yeah even some indie and budget films today look like they were sterilised

@@alekdoesvideos agreed

@@AAvfx It's funny how a less polished look makes it feel more "real" or organic. These movies now days are so much harder to be immersed in.

It has more to do with the correct use of pacing and music, for example, this scene has no music. A lot of new films have way too much uninspiring music carelessly splattered on top of everything.

@@FromTheForest feel like that's more due to you being used to older films rather than the actual effect that the type of filmmaking has.

Every time I see that I am always like, "What are you gonna erase the tear? lol..."

Hey do you want to get in on this?

Same here man. I sometimes think of this scene when I'm in a situation where the group think influence is strong. Picking up trash people walk by, when someone looks down and no one is bring it up, helping someone with car trouble, checking doors when a whole group of people think it's locked and just assume the first guy checked. Those weird socially awkward Seinfeld moments we find ourselves all too often. It's funny how such a little scene can make such big waves.

@@BenAHowell754 EXACTLY. Sometimes leadership requires defying convention.

That one, and the one in Captain America where Steve drops the flagpole instead of climbing it to get to the flag. It's all about problem solving and being resourceful.

By using the word low key I think you have only just grown up! May the best years be ahead of you!

LLC didnt stick to norms just did what comes natural to him which was improvise to accomplish the task given to him.

@ll Savage Butcher ll I like how you asked a question and then answered it in your next sentence

@ll Savage Butcher ll clearly it showed his ability to utilize the resources around him without caring what others think. Imagine trying to be a secret agent without the confidence to do what needs done because you think it will make you embarrassed

Just ignore @ll Savage Butcher ll y'all, kid is clearly just out for attention.

@ll Savage Butcher ll I like how you pretty much reworded what the original poster said, but still deny it

I wouldn't have thought of that XD

Well he was a Marine so just trying to keep him from eating the paper.

natural feflex lol

You might not like it but that's the best of the best of America.

@@ExTAzY101 sir!!! With honors.

3:52 then he stops smiling just because J gave him sass

they are actors. they probably just put themselves in a mental situation where they are in a real military recruitment program and there is one idiot who is acting out. in that case it wouldnt be funny it would be embarassing.

@@lukasdoofus2592 rewatching it again, at 3:40 the guy in the background is smiling, he couldn't kepp it xD

@@TheRewasder97 I think that could be part of his act, though: some communication with his peers about the stuff the "weird one out" is telling there, either positive ("wow, good catch") or negative ("what an idiot/loser, risking the lives of his team to look for ambiguous cues").

Funny thing - for the Biggus Dickus scene, all the guards were extras who were told if they laughed, they wouldn't get paid.

@@PaganSamurai yeah! That's what I meant xD

Why?

lmao

Me too, even K still giggling behide the glass

Future Carlton, if Will hadn't moved to Bel Air

BOOM HEADSHOT 🤯

@@nicktinson2950 BOOM HEADSHOT

he's deadshot xD

underrated comment

Common sense, the least common of all the senses.

In the book, after the shooting she has normal books so he really looks bad.

Well some people want a home theater system with great sound effects

*You're

@Elijah Smith You forgot the . at the end.

Yeah. That's the whole point of the first test. To see if they have the wits to utilize their environment.

I thought this too

Also it’s weird that J never thought to use the little table next to him, he could’ve easily placed it between his legs and caused less noise and distractions

Guess I'm a robot I didn't realize rhat

@@mrcritical6751 The table is a bowl, meaning the paper would crumple. He could flip it over, though.

Same, video popped up in Recommended for s o m e reason

Kkkk

I got my ass whooped DONT TRY IT!!!!

@@phoenixnorth5272 hhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

"Or do I owe her an apology?"

That would have been a death sentence.

i honsestly thought the tests were just a cover to give him the illsion he earned his way in when again like you said he was endorsed by k.

Actually J said in MIB 3, that it was about 25 years during 1969, before he got recruited by K. So, technically these movies aren't synced up with the normal real world time.

Nepotism lmaao

@Alim Kinte men in black is based on the comic

@Alim Kinte you overcomplicated things

@Alim Kinte check this out en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_in_Black_(comics)

out of place yes but actually threatening anybody

I got an idea on how to move a massive hot tub through a tight space from an episode of Pokemon.

K never laughs. In the animated series, J realised that K had been replaced with an imposter when the imposter laughs.

YES

Like how?

@@thethirdjegs realizing he recruited j because 1 he already knew him because of time travel and 2 his father died to save k so he owed him for that as well

@@soulsemblance3163 yeah. Apparently it is retcon, not the original conceived storyline but it fits well, if not perfectly. MIB3 was the best in the trilogy.

@@thethirdjegs while a lot of people are disputing whether 1 or 3 is better all agree that 2 was the worst of the trilogy

JROTC?

@thaal sinestro yes lol