Men in Black II - All Hail Jay Scene (6/10) | Movieclips

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
K (Tommy Lee Jones) and J (Will Smith) visit a tiny civilization inside a locker.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Otherworldly villains are on the loose again, and it's up to Earth's interstellar police force to bring them to justice in this sequel to the sci-fi comedy blockbuster Men in Black. Agent Jay (Will Smith) has become a high-ranking member of the Men in Black, the secret government task force designed to deal with unruly visitors from other worlds, while his former cohort, Agent Kay (Tommy Lee Jones), had his memory wiped clean and now lives a simple but contented life as a mailman. However, an especially nasty alien threat has reared its not-so-ugly head; Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) is a shape-shifting Kylothian alien who is in pursuit of another escaped visitor who holds the key to powers that would allow her to destroy the world. Making Serleena all the more dangerous is the fact she's taken on the appearance of a lingerie model, making her irresistible to most men. When the rampaging Serleena takes control of the MIB offices, Jay is forced to turn to the only man who can help him save the world -- the former Agent Kay. After restoring Kay's memory, the two remaining Men in Black set out to conquer Serleena with a motley band of friendly aliens, including a handful of worm creatures and a talking dog named Frank (voice of Tim Blaney). Jay, meanwhile, has his head turned by Laura (Rosario Dawson), an attractive waitress who was an unwitting witness to an alien attack. Men in Black 2 also features Rip Torn, Tony Shalhoub, David Cross, Patrick Warburton, and Johnny Knoxville.
CREDITS:
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Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Producers: Marc Haimes, Stephanie Kemp, Walter F. Parkes, Steven Spielberg, Graham Place, Laurie MacDonald
Screenwriters: Lowell Cunningham, Barry Fanaro, Robert Gordon
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@Abdega
@Abdega 6 жыл бұрын
Little did they know, a week later there was a bloody schism between the Kay-tholics and the Jay-hovahs witnesses
@John_McDonnell
@John_McDonnell 6 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves way more upvotes.
@vladstefan5216
@vladstefan5216 6 жыл бұрын
This is comedy gold right here
@gurglequeen433
@gurglequeen433 6 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold.
@eastern3318
@eastern3318 6 жыл бұрын
almost like the movie was written that way. potato, potato. brilliant
@eastern3318
@eastern3318 6 жыл бұрын
K's us! No..its J's us! LoL. they're both G men.
@oceanofoil
@oceanofoil 4 жыл бұрын
I love how hilariously creative these movies were. It's not enough for K to leave a business card and a watch in a train locker full of creatures to regurgitate his memory, but to also have them create a religion based on that card alone. It's genius.
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
It truly is. And even outside of that the inferred message is pretty awesome too. Don’t forget to be kind and rewind :)
@adithyadanaj9768
@adithyadanaj9768 2 жыл бұрын
@@NurseSnow2U you forgot about the large entertainment section in the back. That's the most important point.
@NazriB
@NazriB 2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Allah Tuhan
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 2 жыл бұрын
"religion based on a card alone" I recommend you to look information about the Cargo cult.
@Turco949
@Turco949 2 жыл бұрын
There might have been a subliminal message in that locker scene because I see religions the same way as those creatures worshipping a card (Bible) and K (God/JC).
@purgatoryhorse1023
@purgatoryhorse1023 6 жыл бұрын
The Three Commandments: I: Be kind, rewind. II: Two for one every Wednesday. III: Large adult entertainment section in the back.
@williamafton1812
@williamafton1812 5 жыл бұрын
I: Go back and reconcile your past, in order to move tranquilly into your future II: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days...every Wednesday III: Have adult entertainment in the back of where you live(???)
@jonblankenship5908
@jonblankenship5908 5 жыл бұрын
That's just nasty
@owencole2406
@owencole2406 5 жыл бұрын
William Afton the first one makes sense and is good advice.
@Lorgar64
@Lorgar64 5 жыл бұрын
@@owencole2406 The third one makes sense and is good advice.
@OttoVonGarfield
@OttoVonGarfield 4 жыл бұрын
@@williamafton1812 That's the real reason for their long-lasting peace and prosperity, they have ample porn supplies.
@agarcia3986
@agarcia3986 4 жыл бұрын
I love how there’s INSTANT panic when K takes back his watch 😂
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
It illuminated their hearts dammit!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@KenWu-pl3or
@KenWu-pl3or 2 жыл бұрын
“Give it back!!”
@venomwise
@venomwise 2 жыл бұрын
All merciful one the clock tower
@sunnyrusling
@sunnyrusling 2 жыл бұрын
That's right!!! Omg the time giver!!!
@sunnyrusling
@sunnyrusling 2 жыл бұрын
That was so hilarious!! Complete panic the second he took his watch. 😂😂😂
@tyrstark8673
@tyrstark8673 7 жыл бұрын
The clock disappears = Instant anarchy
@Troop3r666
@Troop3r666 7 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if they took the Porno theatre
@jezburdz489
@jezburdz489 6 жыл бұрын
.
@vanillachungus9546
@vanillachungus9546 6 жыл бұрын
Not anarchy tbh just a mass panic
@revanruler6404
@revanruler6404 6 жыл бұрын
Chaos not anarchy
@rileymilovich
@rileymilovich 6 жыл бұрын
I took that scene to mean a new order.
@Amar7605
@Amar7605 6 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most random movie scene I've ever seen.
@IronMan-tk8uc
@IronMan-tk8uc 6 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, but it's so damn funny!
@jasonbourne6365
@jasonbourne6365 5 жыл бұрын
Amar7605 Its not. A real message.
@HereticDuo
@HereticDuo 5 жыл бұрын
Must not have seen any Monty python movies then.
@kingolo97
@kingolo97 5 жыл бұрын
The Big Lebowski probably wins there
@apjxult
@apjxult 5 жыл бұрын
@@HereticDuo Cause they are crap and unfunny
@verxintRising
@verxintRising 4 жыл бұрын
"Reconcile your past to look to the future" "Give more than you ask for" "Have the big nutte" Honestly good life advice.
@maddkrabbtv6121
@maddkrabbtv6121 3 жыл бұрын
Nutte spelled like that is hilarious
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
Simply, yet so very effective. This religion would help many.
@084ironman
@084ironman 2 жыл бұрын
Give twice as much as you received for
@lyfe918
@lyfe918 2 жыл бұрын
@@084ironman every Wednesday
@GentlemanCockroach
@GentlemanCockroach Жыл бұрын
@@lyfe918 large adult entertainment section in the back! “joy ensues”
@dallas5609
@dallas5609 5 жыл бұрын
Explanation: He left behind a watch and a video rental store Business card with them, and they were calling it or thought it is some kind of a religious tablet/book. The card reads, be kind and Rewind (vhs tapes back in the days has to be rewinded before you return) 2 for 1 on Wednesday, you rent one video tape you get one for free And if you want adult movies. it's in the back of the store. They literally took those words and turned it into religion. Crazy stuff but fun.
@0x777
@0x777 4 жыл бұрын
Well... stranger things have been considered commandments...
@camero220
@camero220 4 жыл бұрын
yes.
@zsewqthewolf1194
@zsewqthewolf1194 4 жыл бұрын
@@0x777 well given i live to see the day where the ineternet have its own relgion i can see it happening with this
@hittingyouoverthehead
@hittingyouoverthehead 4 жыл бұрын
You smart cookie, you... Did you figure that out all by yourself?
@user-rr9ng9bo9l
@user-rr9ng9bo9l 4 жыл бұрын
i would like to give an upvote to your comment, but its on 222
@Kajinking
@Kajinking 6 жыл бұрын
There's something I just love about accidentally creating a religion in stories. This and the Bender scene from Futurama stand out.
@KR-of5jz
@KR-of5jz 5 жыл бұрын
General Sherman and Lisa’s tooth in the Simpsons
@naterk9460
@naterk9460 5 жыл бұрын
Rick's car battery in Rick and Morty
@crazycutz8072
@crazycutz8072 4 жыл бұрын
What about Rick and Morty? They have a episode with similarities
@BowenEros-gt8gn
@BowenEros-gt8gn 3 жыл бұрын
Is it possible that the "religion" is more so from the people of the species/race/colony and less so the words. We know the truth that it's just a video rental business card with a description of how they run their business, but it seems it was the aliens that interrupted the words as something spiritual and to live by.
@o_n_a4641
@o_n_a4641 3 жыл бұрын
Peter's lost civilian's of his ecosystem hand. They did not make it.
@nicatibayan6528
@nicatibayan6528 4 жыл бұрын
Burst out laughing when they started singing their praise song to Jay
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
I love it so much, it took them like half a second of debate and they were like okay “Jay’s the new God” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@justsomecheesecake
@justsomecheesecake 2 жыл бұрын
If you look at the watch at that scene it's kays
@theinquisitor7191
@theinquisitor7191 Жыл бұрын
Ending... Nasty.
@whynonbelieversareidiots8543
@whynonbelieversareidiots8543 Жыл бұрын
all hail JESUS ALL HAIL JESUS all hail jesus
@BallietBran
@BallietBran 11 ай бұрын
😆
@vanillachungus9546
@vanillachungus9546 3 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end of the angry crowd screaming about the clock tower, you can hear one of them say "give it back!" 🤣
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooooo I just heard it for the first time and I’ve been watching this for 20+ years 🤣🤣🤣
@vanillachungus9546
@vanillachungus9546 3 жыл бұрын
@@NurseSnow2U ikr small details are sometimes the best :'D
@rascalonthemoon1114
@rascalonthemoon1114 2 жыл бұрын
The one alien at 0:59 shouting “give it back!” Once everyone else got quiet, always gets me 🤣🤣🤣 Update for the people who can't hear it: IDK how these audio shenanigans work but I can't hear it if only ONE earbud is connected to my phone. I can hear it when BOTH earbuds are connected to my phone or if I'm playing it on my phone speaker. I have not yet tested it out on computer speakers or portable Bluetooth speakers.
@ironicanimations
@ironicanimations 2 жыл бұрын
I never heard that XD
@benj7911
@benj7911 2 жыл бұрын
Lol didn't notice that before that's hilarious
@shadowreaper5413
@shadowreaper5413 2 жыл бұрын
I don't hear it stop bullshitting
@brentonmatheny9585
@brentonmatheny9585 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowreaper5413 it’s a thing, turn up your volume . It’s very funny
@shadowreaper5413
@shadowreaper5413 2 жыл бұрын
@@brentonmatheny9585 ok thanks
@HUNTER-rb9lc
@HUNTER-rb9lc 7 жыл бұрын
"that's just nasty..."😂😂😂
@thephilosophersjourney2595
@thephilosophersjourney2595 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, we all watched it... smh
@thephilosophersjourney2595
@thephilosophersjourney2595 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, we all watched it... smh
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын
No
@madebybroovy
@madebybroovy 3 жыл бұрын
It's a tradition to comment a year later
@HUNTER-rb9lc
@HUNTER-rb9lc 3 жыл бұрын
@@madebybroovy indeed
@urafaget5202
@urafaget5202 7 жыл бұрын
*THE TABLET* *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET*
@TheKorfish
@TheKorfish 6 жыл бұрын
urafaget takes on a whole new meaning now a days doesn't itm
@Dota_2_Gameplay
@Dota_2_Gameplay 5 жыл бұрын
The fu*king tablet
@iwayystory8653
@iwayystory8653 5 жыл бұрын
My Son 9mont, always laught when hear that word
@ScottyMaster-hv9fd
@ScottyMaster-hv9fd 4 жыл бұрын
They predicted the tablet now we finaly have tablets lol
@chillmolder
@chillmolder 4 жыл бұрын
I literally think of this scene when I need to grab my tablet. Where's my tablet? THE TABLET THE TABLET THE TABLET THE TABLET
@Felamine
@Felamine 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh Merciful One, the clock tower!" I love how they all say that perfectly in sync, like they've been waiting for this moment their whole lives.
@mattw4k266
@mattw4k266 7 ай бұрын
can we talk about how J puts an analogue watch in place and then in the next frame its a digital watch?
@bettaboi
@bettaboi 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 "ooooowwwhhh mamaaaa" Lmao got me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice that lmaooooo
@mgway4661
@mgway4661 3 жыл бұрын
@@NurseSnow2U same 😂😂
@Alpha-0014
@Alpha-0014 3 жыл бұрын
"Thats Just Nasty"
@TheSuigin1
@TheSuigin1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Alpha-0014 at what j said 😂
@INDONESIABUBAR2030BYSPIZYDORI
@INDONESIABUBAR2030BYSPIZYDORI Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh my god
@TopHatHat
@TopHatHat 7 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind having a colony of these things in a locker or room
@StevieJayGamez
@StevieJayGamez 7 жыл бұрын
Hell ya these little guys are hilarious.
@moatguy
@moatguy 7 жыл бұрын
All hail Top Hat all hail Top Hat' all hail Top Hat can you see by the dawns early light....
@TopHatHat
@TopHatHat 7 жыл бұрын
That felt good...
@spartan97351
@spartan97351 4 жыл бұрын
If you only knew they are all around light.
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 4 жыл бұрын
Those days you need a pick me up you can just open a locker and feel like a God.
@SWAGGBOYONLY
@SWAGGBOYONLY 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you can see K's old watch at 1:06 right after J just gave his watch as replacement.
@dalechristopher3917
@dalechristopher3917 Жыл бұрын
yerp, was just looking to see if anyone noticed that
@tonymata8070
@tonymata8070 Жыл бұрын
Continuity error / a f up on the editor's part
@hereLiesThisTroper
@hereLiesThisTroper Жыл бұрын
Noticed it
@tonymata8070
@tonymata8070 5 ай бұрын
@benjaminfitzgerald2037 The watch is not animated, it's a prop.
@theshlauf
@theshlauf 2 ай бұрын
Proof that J is a false god. Praise K!
@dioda02
@dioda02 Жыл бұрын
This scene is absolutely brilliant! The only mistake they made, is that they left K's clock at 1:08, when there should have been J's clock already.
@NIMations42069lmaoyeet
@NIMations42069lmaoyeet Жыл бұрын
fr fr
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop Жыл бұрын
I only just noticed that. Lol
@SpecialSupportSection
@SpecialSupportSection Жыл бұрын
Probably just reused the prior footage.
@shizukagozen777
@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I noticed that, I was like "Wut ? 🤨". LOL
@MKVNiX04
@MKVNiX04 Жыл бұрын
I was about to post the same comment, lol
@carolineastudillo4490
@carolineastudillo4490 4 жыл бұрын
J: “Oh merciful J the keeper of-“ K: “come on!”
@jarvasedundy1
@jarvasedundy1 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sergiotorresaragon7673
@sergiotorresaragon7673 Жыл бұрын
1:08-1:15
@TheWriteFiction
@TheWriteFiction Жыл бұрын
I love how J instantly goes along with the fact he just became their new God. lol
@sergiotorresaragon7673
@sergiotorresaragon7673 Жыл бұрын
@Brandon Taylor 1:19 *We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world! Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened!*
@sergiotorresaragon7673
@sergiotorresaragon7673 Жыл бұрын
@Brandon Taylor 1:29 *Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly into your future!*
@MrCrespo583
@MrCrespo583 7 жыл бұрын
1:08 K's watch again in their clock tower
@Conchobhar
@Conchobhar 7 жыл бұрын
Back when movies had continuity errors.
@jimmyshousevideos
@jimmyshousevideos 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah i noticed that too.
@PJxBuchwild
@PJxBuchwild 7 жыл бұрын
Conchobhar makes me wonder if George Lucas was right to edit em years later
@xXClozureXx
@xXClozureXx 7 жыл бұрын
MrCrespo583 o
@V-for-Vendetta01
@V-for-Vendetta01 6 жыл бұрын
Sanjay Bisht though Jay placed his watch at the tower, at 1:08 we see kay's watch again
@ReinEngel
@ReinEngel 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest parodies of religion ever. I love how they're already gathered in the square when Kay opens the door. Probably their hourly krayer meeting.
@angryyoungman4389
@angryyoungman4389 Жыл бұрын
This is A||ah
@TylerCharlesFisher
@TylerCharlesFisher Жыл бұрын
Or maybe it's the Kay of Rest.
@robertavila1863
@robertavila1863 11 ай бұрын
Flying Spaghetti Monster is above faith, for it is F.A.C.T.
@Crease36
@Crease36 Жыл бұрын
I think everyone needs a locker like this for when we are feeling down... A bit of worship, reverence and cheerful positivity...
@udokrause832
@udokrause832 Жыл бұрын
Mein Arbeitskollege, setzt sich in der Mittagspause in die Umkleide, setzt sich vor seinem Spinnt und starrt hinein. Da sind die bestimmt auch drin.🤣
@shizukagozen777
@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah ! I approve ! 😂👍
@Talan274
@Talan274 3 жыл бұрын
0:59 "Give it back!" 😂
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still laughing. I keep randomly saying it to ppl just to realize most of them won’t get the reference 🤦🏽‍♀️
@MilkyWhite1
@MilkyWhite1 11 ай бұрын
@@NurseSnow2U How old are you if you don't mind me asking? I can't hear a damn thing there. I'm 34.
@orlandowilliamson691
@orlandowilliamson691 2 ай бұрын
​@@MilkyWhite1literally thinking the same thing wtf am I'm not hearing 😂😂 and I'm 29.
@chaysejordan1544
@chaysejordan1544 3 жыл бұрын
"Large adult entertainment section in the back" 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheSuigin1
@TheSuigin1 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao 🤣 do u see k face comment remake at more funny
@greenleader4517
@greenleader4517 6 жыл бұрын
Like how Jay basks in the admiration of the town folk
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@MrHalohunter24
@MrHalohunter24 8 ай бұрын
I love that they interpreted the first two parts of the business card in a wholesome way and then went full degenerate at the end.
@tristanband4003
@tristanband4003 2 ай бұрын
Only your generation would call that degenerate
@suspirodelmoro1430
@suspirodelmoro1430 8 ай бұрын
“You are The Man Who Would Be King of the train locker” gets me every time. One of those rare happy cases were the sequel is as good as, if not better than, the first.
@proverbialking3452
@proverbialking3452 7 жыл бұрын
i have lost exactly seven watches in my entore lifetime...so I might have accidentally created seven different pantheons.
@xaraxen
@xaraxen 6 жыл бұрын
Lockers C18 thru C24 at the Grand Central Station
@Crescentknight8189
@Crescentknight8189 6 жыл бұрын
Think of how many wars have been started in your name, you monster?!
@gurglequeen433
@gurglequeen433 6 жыл бұрын
The first time I read this I thought it said seventy and I was wondering how one person loses seventy watches.
@PHATB0Y20
@PHATB0Y20 5 жыл бұрын
Ambiso Tawsik no you didn’t
@0x777
@0x777 4 жыл бұрын
All hail Ambiso, all hail Ambiso...
@mateovazquez5658
@mateovazquez5658 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, dude became a ruler just by putting a watch on a tiny tower in an old smelly subway locker. Awesome.
@grimmshredsanguinus2915
@grimmshredsanguinus2915 6 жыл бұрын
its a realistically iconic idea how 21st century works :D
@TUHANbukanorangARAB
@TUHANbukanorangARAB 5 жыл бұрын
How about The Creator became a ruler just by putting Jesus on a tiny cross in a small planet. Awesome, isn't it?
@J_GoTTi
@J_GoTTi 2 жыл бұрын
Such a classic. Who would’ve thought Tommy Lee & Will would’ve had such amazing chemistry before these movies?
@Kagemusha08
@Kagemusha08 4 жыл бұрын
Looks so much better than most modern blockbusters despite being 20 years old. Goes to show just how important mixing practical/tangible effects with CGI is for a film's believably.
@Vengir
@Vengir 2 жыл бұрын
When CGI is done right, you don't even notice it's there. Only bad CGI can be seen, which skews the perception of CGI as a whole.
@seminolewind158
@seminolewind158 4 күн бұрын
Res Tore the Meritocracy. She hulk or this???
@randomrock4707
@randomrock4707 7 жыл бұрын
I want to have a locker like that. XD
@berniethecat8839
@berniethecat8839 6 жыл бұрын
Random Rock who doesn't? I want that more than anything!
@ericdouglas1359
@ericdouglas1359 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like a God
@Forgan_Mreeman
@Forgan_Mreeman 6 жыл бұрын
walmart sells em next to the tires
@elonmusk2138
@elonmusk2138 6 жыл бұрын
Random Rock you must have low self-esteem
@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind
@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind 5 жыл бұрын
+xplosvemiseryc4 you must lack sense of humor.
@KeyglizzyJ24x
@KeyglizzyJ24x 7 жыл бұрын
All Hail Jay, All Hail Jay, All Hail Jay can you see by dawn early light 😂😂
@hoopyuninja6444
@hoopyuninja6444 5 жыл бұрын
NBA JWesley right lol
@crazybutcool729
@crazybutcool729 5 жыл бұрын
That part had me dying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crazybutcool729
@crazybutcool729 5 жыл бұрын
0:29
@joemadden4200
@joemadden4200 5 жыл бұрын
J: Oh, merciful J, the keeper of... K: Come on!
@isaiahcatano6667
@isaiahcatano6667 5 жыл бұрын
@@joemadden4200 *WAIT THE COMMANDMENTS*
@monkeseeaction21987
@monkeseeaction21987 2 жыл бұрын
This may just be the most brilliant piece of sarcasm on religion I've ever seen
@derpaderh9269
@derpaderh9269 Жыл бұрын
Saw this in theaters. My dad, sister, and I were on vacation in Canada when we saw this (we're American). We were the only ones laughing when they started singing the national anthem. Bet everyone looked at us like we were nuts lol. I miss my dad, he loved this movie
@clydehawthorne482
@clydehawthorne482 6 жыл бұрын
" You are the Man Who Would be King of the Train Locker"😂😂😂😂
@g.b569
@g.b569 6 жыл бұрын
"That's just nasty"
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Miiu7
@Miiu7 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, we know, We all watched it
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын
@@Miiu7 xD
@hardcoreking52
@hardcoreking52 3 жыл бұрын
I love K's subtle head shake.
@TheSuigin1
@TheSuigin1 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao 🤣
@mikeodonnell3756
@mikeodonnell3756 8 ай бұрын
I love how Jay comforts them and immediately gives them his watch, showing he’s a better deity than Kay
@1048Kane
@1048Kane Жыл бұрын
The one dude that says give it back when everyone gets quiet always cracks me up.
@dorkmax7073
@dorkmax7073 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly not a bad religious doctrine to live by.
@daniellemusella1594
@daniellemusella1594 7 жыл бұрын
Not totally. Even Jay agrees, judging by the slight nods he gives as they explain their code.
@0x777
@0x777 4 жыл бұрын
Be kind, be generous and always have porn Sounds like a step forward from what we got now.
@discrelaxingsound5778
@discrelaxingsound5778 2 жыл бұрын
Just in case you don't know : this movie is a subtle attack against God and Bible. Hollywood is full of satanists having their agenda.
@arthurskok5899
@arthurskok5899 2 жыл бұрын
@@discrelaxingsound5778 cry more
@IAMLH
@IAMLH 2 жыл бұрын
​@@discrelaxingsound5778 a list of movies I need you to explain: Passon of the christ God is not dead every single tyler perry movie vegetales the movie God's not dead 2 Narnia The prince of eygpt the Ten Commandents the greatest story ever told One knight with the king Apocalypse Apocalypse II: Revelation the other two apocalypse series movies the left behind movies preacher's kid Deliver us from evil faith like potatoes Bruce almighty Evan almighty constantine
@peaceistheanswer275
@peaceistheanswer275 7 жыл бұрын
oh merciful jay
@BlackHandMACK
@BlackHandMACK 6 жыл бұрын
Peaceistheanswer27 ha ha ha ha that part kills me
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlackHandMACK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 5 жыл бұрын
This is, undoubtedly, the best scene in this movie 😂
@ZigealFaust
@ZigealFaust 2 жыл бұрын
*me, thinking about Serleena's introduction* Y-yeah.... it sure is.....
@danyleon4870
@danyleon4870 Жыл бұрын
I'm more on the chase scene.
@brandontorres4499
@brandontorres4499 Жыл бұрын
@@ZigealFaust 🤢🤮 isn't that the one where she's pregnant
@ZigealFaust
@ZigealFaust Жыл бұрын
@@brandontorres4499 Was more talking about tentacles turning into a hot chick.
@KananiAlvara
@KananiAlvara 4 жыл бұрын
0:12 that might be one of the most caring things Kay’s ever said to jay
@animathehallowed1380
@animathehallowed1380 2 жыл бұрын
Nah. In 3. “He wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal.” And “You’re daddy is a hero.”
@raptorious7090
@raptorious7090 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh merciful one! The clock tower!!!"
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
@JustSomeCanadianGuy 4 жыл бұрын
The alien looking like ancient Moses and yet having a modern day New York Jewish accent... Jesus this scene is odd.
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 3 жыл бұрын
May have heard some people walking by
@galwitprifor001
@galwitprifor001 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that supposed to be a Mel Brooks reference? The history of the world, where he portrays a comedic version of Moses.
@Fitzwalrus06
@Fitzwalrus06 3 жыл бұрын
@@galwitprifor001 That would be my guess....
@anon1239000
@anon1239000 3 жыл бұрын
sounded a lil like mel brooks
@magosmarechferracioli1128
@magosmarechferracioli1128 3 жыл бұрын
@@anon1239000 What it really reminded me of was Yogurt (played by Mel Brooks, of course).
@xenophonsshadow8067
@xenophonsshadow8067 3 жыл бұрын
This scene flew right over my head as a kid. Now it’s one of the funniest scenes of the movie!
@KingCasual1986
@KingCasual1986 3 жыл бұрын
The first “commandment” is actually some...decent advice.
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
I’m ready to convert me and my loved ones to this simplistic, yet effective religion.
@strivetoglory1988
@strivetoglory1988 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else notice them guy camera bombing the scene to the right of Kay? Hes literally just standing there looking at the scene lmao
@pabloluisalcala-velasco4727
@pabloluisalcala-velasco4727 6 жыл бұрын
strivetoglory1988 oh lol found him
@CactusInsane
@CactusInsane 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@NiZhiQiang
@NiZhiQiang 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno why, every damn time I see this movie, I always laugh at the "Ooh Kay can you see" and "Ooh Jay can you see" part xDDDDD
@ghastlyghandi4301
@ghastlyghandi4301 2 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how I can remember every word in this movie line-by-line even though I haven’t watched it in like 10 years.
@IronMan-tk8uc
@IronMan-tk8uc Жыл бұрын
Movies back then were just better (and this MIB was way lower than the original).
@jamescarney6894
@jamescarney6894 3 жыл бұрын
How did the creative geniuses come up with that mind-blowing plot? Legendry.
@wompastompa3692
@wompastompa3692 5 жыл бұрын
Be kind, rewind: Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly in to your future. Two for one ever Wednesday: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days, every Wednesday. Large adult entertainment section in the back: ;)
@Superintendent_ChaImers
@Superintendent_ChaImers 3 жыл бұрын
Those things are adorable. But imagine having a colony of them for pets who will literally worship you as a god.
@cspresimir
@cspresimir 3 жыл бұрын
George R.R. Martin - Sandkings
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 3 жыл бұрын
Theres a twilight zone episode about that
@w.s.soapcompany94
@w.s.soapcompany94 3 жыл бұрын
Genesis: Preface
@fightttttt
@fightttttt 3 жыл бұрын
simpsons did it
@eavyeavy2864
@eavyeavy2864 2 жыл бұрын
It is called trumpanzee
@HexRellGaming
@HexRellGaming 3 жыл бұрын
1:08 The original watch is back on the building. Little film error.
@pauldickinson3961
@pauldickinson3961 5 жыл бұрын
1:48 When you find out about DeviantArt.
@73THUNDERDOME73
@73THUNDERDOME73 5 жыл бұрын
*clears throat Spread em
@AangDknight
@AangDknight 5 жыл бұрын
*ONE OF US*
@LordThomasPassion
@LordThomasPassion 4 жыл бұрын
*ONE* *OF* *US*
@yoshidasaki17703
@yoshidasaki17703 4 жыл бұрын
How about . . . *Rule 34*
@vanillachungus9546
@vanillachungus9546 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoshidasaki17703 ain't NO ONE ready to talk about rule 34! 🤣🤣🤣
@pepercat17
@pepercat17 6 жыл бұрын
That one "give it back!" At .0:59 hahahah priceless
@NurseSnow2U
@NurseSnow2U 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mentlinc
@mentlinc Жыл бұрын
This whole scene is legendary
@redt3788
@redt3788 2 жыл бұрын
"You are the man who would be king of the train Locker"😂
@walterengler5709
@walterengler5709 2 жыл бұрын
Always liked this scene .. especially the slight screw up where K removes his watch the light giver, J puts in his totally looking different, and then next scene as they hail J .. the other watch is back LOL. Simple error but adds to the comedy of the moment in my mind. And how they interpreted the card into a religion .. oh wow.
@MrSkinnyTeen
@MrSkinnyTeen 3 жыл бұрын
i never understood this scene as a kid. 2 decades later and now i finally get it
@williamchico8518
@williamchico8518 6 жыл бұрын
Man, l love this part of this movie.
@Mardoxx7
@Mardoxx7 2 жыл бұрын
That's a slap in the face
@BOT_MAXIMUS
@BOT_MAXIMUS 4 ай бұрын
Haven’t seen this movie in a long time, such a good film franchise
@novaprime7915
@novaprime7915 3 жыл бұрын
K takes digital watch out 0:48 J gives alien's his watch 0:55 Aliens sing to J but digital watch is back 1:07
@lieutenantkettch
@lieutenantkettch 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, at 1:07 it’s still the distinctive triangle shape of Jay’s Hamilton Ventura.
@lewisandjessrock
@lewisandjessrock 3 жыл бұрын
@@lieutenantkettch nah half a second later it is back to the digital one
@pastimepursuit7212
@pastimepursuit7212 3 жыл бұрын
Wow is this really in the movie? What a mess up.
@davidcox9709
@davidcox9709 2 жыл бұрын
I saw it, commented it. Then scrolled down and saw you commented the same thing 11 months earlier. Respect 👀
@scrapperpun5553
@scrapperpun5553 2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say.....that was the neighborhood watch.
@wingonn5153
@wingonn5153 7 жыл бұрын
1:07 Jay's watch turns into agent k's watch
@DaCoolCrushIceKillah
@DaCoolCrushIceKillah 7 жыл бұрын
You have a keen eye for detail :D !
@mrdiamonde
@mrdiamonde 6 жыл бұрын
Wing Onn J probably has the same watch with a newer titanium case. Remember at MIB they all dress alike for a reason. So the watch should be tge same too just newer. They look exactly the same as how J looked in mib 3 back in the 50's or 60's.
@gregorbaby4269
@gregorbaby4269 3 жыл бұрын
I love that stairs leading to the top of the hill is just a series of buttons 😂 BTW: the CGI furries, button stairs, trees, a hill & housing projects all in one locker... That scene must've been one of the hardest to make in tht movie
@rpersen
@rpersen 2 жыл бұрын
This is more funny than it has any right to be. Never gets tired from watching.
@joshamous5144
@joshamous5144 2 жыл бұрын
The watch goes back to K's watch after J puts his
@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 3 жыл бұрын
This the only part of the movie that I remember and continualy come back to rewatch
@Redneck322
@Redneck322 3 жыл бұрын
Who else wishes that these people were in their locker in Middle School.
@rizalalbar
@rizalalbar 3 жыл бұрын
I did, but sad in my country we didn't put any locker in almost every school.
@asahmosskmf4639
@asahmosskmf4639 3 жыл бұрын
I guess i wouldn't have told those little guys that watch is banging 😂.
@romarssieverything9667
@romarssieverything9667 3 жыл бұрын
Same but we didn't have lockers.
@1krani
@1krani 3 жыл бұрын
✋ Right here.
@danyleon4870
@danyleon4870 Жыл бұрын
Nope. Better off to have their own sanctuary. It provide biology protection for the species and us..
@LorenHelgeson
@LorenHelgeson 5 жыл бұрын
"That's just nasty." :)
@lawrencebolt3540
@lawrencebolt3540 2 жыл бұрын
The ultimate anti-depressant. "Guys, I've had a rough day, I got fired. I'm going to spend some time with my locker, I don't want to be disturbed..."
@firelord699
@firelord699 7 жыл бұрын
"Sure thing, how do you take it, black?" ... Wait.
@djrobotnik299
@djrobotnik299 7 жыл бұрын
"...Couple cubes of *kiss my ass*."
@reighaillness
@reighaillness 2 жыл бұрын
This movie slap man
@Will-yg9nt
@Will-yg9nt 4 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to watch this scene without laughing
@GuardianKyle
@GuardianKyle 2 жыл бұрын
1:48 I'm convinced that Jones and Smith are legit here. Their faces after reading the script or the director included that.
@TheSuigin1
@TheSuigin1 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao 🤣
@kentatakao6863
@kentatakao6863 7 жыл бұрын
Even after J gives them his watch, they show the old watch that belongs to K at 1:08. Lazy/poor editing. Great movie though.
@TheCaptainSplatter
@TheCaptainSplatter 5 жыл бұрын
I saw that, lol.
@SSJvegito501
@SSJvegito501 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah although it's called continuity error.
@madebybroovy
@madebybroovy 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@2Scribble
@2Scribble 4 жыл бұрын
1:41 - explains how they procreated so fast...
@Mr.idioticman
@Mr.idioticman 24 күн бұрын
It's for what the table wants
@spartanwolf
@spartanwolf 9 ай бұрын
“K, he’s back, the Light Giver! All hail K, all hail K!” If you know, you know.
@annamae6021
@annamae6021 5 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest men in Black scenes ever😂
@westnilesnipes
@westnilesnipes 4 жыл бұрын
We’re like those little creatures because we’re in a damn alien locker in the end.
@halothere6995
@halothere6995 Жыл бұрын
This is the advantage of having a world filled with aliens you can have them in many shapes and sizes this whole scene is hilarious from using the coupon for adult movies as their Ten Commandments and a watch as the clock tower , it has to be my favourite scene in the entire movie
@darnellejones2129
@darnellejones2129 2 жыл бұрын
Who ever came up with that was genius!
@rallanson4683
@rallanson4683 2 жыл бұрын
Ever notice that when they start singing “jay can you sing” that the quick cut shows K’s watch there instead of j’s?
@sunshineholmes3487
@sunshineholmes3487 2 жыл бұрын
Will says "That's just nasty" the exact same way in Bad Boys 2 when there's a corpse on the hood of the car.
@dragonempress8367
@dragonempress8367 Жыл бұрын
This is freaking weird and adorable at the same time
@kanachan9193
@kanachan9193 5 жыл бұрын
THE TABLET ! THE TABLET ! THE TABLET ! THE TABLET !
@GoEvenHarder
@GoEvenHarder 3 жыл бұрын
That is the fancy backup system I've ever seen
@tureytayno3154
@tureytayno3154 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite scene of this movie.
@pierreproudhon9008
@pierreproudhon9008 2 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@ryanpeters1353
@ryanpeters1353 3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
@swishersweet9774
@swishersweet9774 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 why am I laughing at this so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexismcdavid8104
@alexismcdavid8104 3 жыл бұрын
Awwwww these little creatures are soooooo cuuuutttteee!!!! 😍😍😍 I'd want to take them out and carry them with me everywhere I go and make a nice cozy cute little home and village for them!!😍😍😍
@spudthegreaterusa8386
@spudthegreaterusa8386 3 жыл бұрын
I watch this over and over. so funny.
@KodeName.X
@KodeName.X 18 күн бұрын
The blooper with the old watch returning on the shelf when Kay puts his on hahahah
@atlas1330
@atlas1330 3 жыл бұрын
1:07 when it zooms back out it goes back to k's watch even though j put his in the place. How have I only just noticed that after watching this film however many times I have 🤣
@jackcr2477
@jackcr2477 3 жыл бұрын
At 1:09 the watch changes back to Kay's digital watch after Jay put his mechanical on the stand
@juanmiguelfernandez7993
@juanmiguelfernandez7993 3 жыл бұрын
i have been religiously saying "The TABLET! THE TABLET! THE TABLET!" Everytime i take any sort of tablet based medicine for years now
@georgeveriniotis3450
@georgeveriniotis3450 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t unhear this now after watching this😂
@MerchantIvoryfilms
@MerchantIvoryfilms Жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who wants a tiny civilization to idol me if i give them a watch?
@mrbossman6811
@mrbossman6811 3 жыл бұрын
The way they said hmm and then remixed the song to All Hail Jay 😂😂
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