Metal Gear Survive - It Is Shit (Jimpressions)

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6 жыл бұрын

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Metal Gear Survive is here, and it's worse than I expected.
I thought they'd at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead it truly is a derivative, irritating, bog-standard survival game.
There was so much rubbish to laugh at I forgot to even mention the microtransactions!

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@Manfromthenorth0551 6 жыл бұрын

" I expected nothing, and received less."

@DrShaym 6 жыл бұрын

At first, I seriously thought you were playing some terrible Unity asset flip from Steam as a gag. But then the realization set in that this is the actual game.

@damobeck1 6 жыл бұрын

It’s like a professional asset flip...

@WickedRibbon 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of those games that people are going to look back on in three year's time and think, "Oh yeah, I vaguely remember that being a thing..."

@ndrinks5550 6 жыл бұрын

How have they made the Fox Engine look like....this

@machineofadream 6 жыл бұрын

Looks like Metal Gear didn't survive.

@joesjoeys 6 жыл бұрын

This looks like "Generic Zombie Game: The Game!"

@trevors2077 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen a AAA game before that looked like it was thrown together in a day. Congratulations Konami, you win.

@Tunaboy45 6 жыл бұрын

Take that Kojima! I bet he feels silly for not sticking around now.

@CenetaurmanE52 6 жыл бұрын

i'm sure this game won't metal gear Survive for very long before the servers are gone.

@JolloFan 6 жыл бұрын

If you had shown me that first minute of the video a year or two ago and told me it was Metal Gear I would've laughed in your face. Holy shit.

@Orchestructive 6 жыл бұрын

Shadows under the player:

@DynaDere 6 жыл бұрын

spend 10 dollars for an extra save slot boiz

@thepatriots340 6 жыл бұрын

dude i can't even have words about how bad Konami is actually, they were already falling all the way down since years,

@thisnameiscool1232 6 жыл бұрын

I dont know, I mean its pretty impressive for a ps2 game

@Left4Coragem 6 жыл бұрын

This is a game created by a bunch of corporation people.

@Tavicx 6 жыл бұрын

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!