Guido Mista the man who somehow managed to shoot himself more than the enemy

For a guy who hates the number 4, he sure loves to cover himself in squares.

"one of the most skilled members of Bruno's gang is the morally misguided macho melodramatic manic marksman making money mastering modern magnum machinery; Guido Mista"

One thing about Mista that always strikes me are his eyes. Even it the manga, his eyes are opaque, solid black, with almost no shine/highlights. Normally, anime does this with characters that are unfocussed or emotionally dead, but Mista is usually the liveliest of the group. It's really weird...

Mista: *[Tries to shoot someone]* 90% of his bullets: *[Uno Reverse Card]*

Hes getting a little better at his alliterations.

I don’t know how but his luck is both fantastic and atrocious. Always getting shot by his own bullets but lived to the end of the part, what a beast

You know you reached godhood in jojo content when you casually explain the similarities between mista and kira

“His stand being- *don’t waste your time, get KZfaq premium free on us*”

If mista is a fan of Clint Eastwood, does that mean he would like meeting Jotaro?

Mista: The man who shot himself more times then the enemy and was still one of three survivors (Not counting Fugo because he left halfway through)

Mista sits so comfortably in a chair knowing that it has 4 legs

Mista's VA is so underappreciated. Being in the same show as Giorno, Bruno, and even Narancia really left him overshadowed, but in my opinion he did the best job. He was able to capture both deadly serious and comedic scenes so naturally, and I hope more people recognise that.

Another thing that I've noticed about Mista and Giorno is that in the series they both pull the same move to save their group due to their determination and wits. In the Soft Machine arc and Sleeping slaves arc respectively, Giorno and Mista throw themselves into danger to discover the secret of the stand/save Bruno. And while it seems like reckless moves to dive right into danger, they both actually knew they would survive because of a quick analysis of the situation (narancia still being alive and that the rock wasn't predicting Mista's death)

Meti at the beginning: "Guido means vain, self-centered..." Meti at the end: "Giorno likes him because he is selfless" Not as deep in symbolism as the rest of the Modern Crusaders, but what an amazing character. Part 5 is legendary. Would be amazing to have a video talking about one of his fights, as he had some of the best in his part.

Something I really like about Mista in the anime is that his theme, Proiettile, has lyrics. It is six words on repeat; *Free your body/* *Free your soul* I like this because across the verses, six words are said in all, and there are four distinct words in all (Free, Your, Body, and Soul), all made of four letters Six members of the pistols, and the number four

I always thought that Mista was a natural born stand user. With the shoot out being the moment he delevops it, like Tonio did during his journey.

I’m glad you touched on Giorno and mista’s dynamic briefly because it’s what made me love both the characters so much more. I think it’s interesting that jojo (and part 5 especially) plays heavily with themes of fate, and people being attracted to each other through fate. There’s that iconic panel where Giorno says that he and mista are “fated to walk the path of light together from here onwards” and I don’t think that the use of fate was a throwaway line. They’re the survivors. It’s left open if fugo comes back, if trish stays, but the last image of the manga is mista watching over Giorno as the latter takes the role of Don. It’s to show that Giorno and mista are stuck together, they’re going to be leading passione hand in hand (there’s also the fact that scene makes allusion to the final scene of The Godfather, where mista takes place of the wife, but that’s another discussion). Add to the fact that Giorno seems to inherit everything mista considers “lucky”, going as far as to calling him his “lucky boy”, the fact that mista seems to immediately consider Giorno more of a guiding light than Bruno (for whom he was ready to jump off a building a few days before) and was the first to trust Giorno, it’s safe to say that Giorno and mista have a deep relationship that actually has the potential to be deepened post canon, unlike most jobros, as they usually die. Tl;dr, Giorno and mista are heavily implied to be bound by fate, and their relationship is fascinating and intimate.

he also managed to lose his virginity after that fight with white album

I wonder if anyone noticed that Mista’s full name is 4 syllables. GUI - DO MIS - TA

I love how nurturing Mista is when it comes to the way that he treats his stand. You wouldn't think an energetic tough guy like him would have the maturity for it.

My respect for Mista reached its peak when I saw him jumping from a building to stop rolling stones to save Bruno without thinking about how he'll survive that jump Mista is a LEGEND!!

If there is one thing I will forever say about Mista The Mans a literal fu*king tank Shot himself more times than his enemies, got a bullet wound stapled with no anesthesia, got half of his face frozen and just goes on about his business really. After Koichi and Weather Mista is an absolute fuc*in unit

So could Mista's name be read as "Jock Salad"?

The fight against Giacco when het just says, ‘screw it’ and unloads a crap ton of bullets into him knowing they’re all going to deflect back at him is just badass as hell

Part 5 was only 8 days!!? I thought it took place over a few weeks wtfff

Imagine being italian and watching or reading part 5, you’re just like “why is this dude named ice cream?”

Meti - 4 letters Not the bad guy - 4 words Not the bad guy - 12 letters 12 + 4 = 16 16/4 = 4 Oh fuck

I have to imagine how guilty Mista feels at the end, as it was his body controlled by Diavolo to kill Narancia. Also, has anyone noticed that the stripe/diamond on his shirt and hat are similar to the design on King Crimson?

Never been this early to see the breakdown my mah favorite tetraphobic gun slinger.

i audibly gasped in pure joy seeing the redo of mista's video. Literally one of, if not, my favorite character in the series and seeing respect put on his and sex pistols names makes me so happy

Well, "Sex" in some north European languages means "Six".

I just hope gold experience requiem is strong enough to combat Mista's 44th birthday

Another dumb little thing: his name. Gui-do Mis-ta. 4 syllables.

Mista is my favorite character in JoJo's, i love Sex Pistols an their personalities, i think a really underated aspect of their relationship with Mista is how much they seem to enjoy helping him and the others. Goes to show just how subconsciously selfless Mista was.

Mista is cut from the same cloth as young Joseph Joestar & Jean Pierre Polnareff in the sense that they're characters with great comedic aspects on the surface but in fact all three have the strongest sense of justice and resolve. They're all willing to risk life itself to do what's right or to avenge what's been done wrong. And what's so great is that these three really grow during their parts, Joseph grows from someone who selfishly only acts on him or his closest family (Erina & S.W) to someone who's willing to die to practically save the world and everyone in it. Polnareff grows from someone who only cared to end the life of the man who killed his sister to developing a bond with the crusaders to continuing on their goal and making it his own. Mista grows in the sense that his resolve simply gets stronger, his will continues to grow in each fight especially at the Ghiaccio fight. It's also funny the mention that these three all have bad luck with something. Joseph has bad luck with planes, Polnareff has bad luck with clean toilets and Mista has bad luck the number four.

Maybe the moment when Mista was aimed at in the gun fight, his stand began to develop in such a way that the bullets didn't hit him.

Meti is 4 letters.... Mista: So you have chosen death

Mista's easily my favorite character from Part 5.

Each person of the gang is the personalities of the stand 1 bruno 2 mista 3 fugo 5 narancia 6 abbacchio 7 giorno and four is the one who died

11:52 You forgot when Mista takes sprite instead of coke because coke has 4 letters in it

Fun fact: Mista's bullets are Hollow Point rounds.

The luckiest unluckiest man

Mista basically caused Abbacchio's death... DAMN IT

Prosciutto just wanted to give Mista a second chance so he didn’t shoot him 4 times

I like the relationship between Mista and his stand They are like a family with Mista being the dad and his stand being his children

Ah yes, the love child of hol horse and polnareff...

Mista is so proficient with his gun-slinging that Clint Eastwood would be impressed.

i hope mista never finds out giornos birthday. knowing that the only left members where born on 12/3 and 4/16 would probably give him a heart attack

god, at the rate this is going, we will have a whole episode which is just alliteration.

Huh, I could've sworn you covered this guy already. Though with this, that covers pretty much every major character from Golden Wind save Giorno and Diavolo.

This video is 16 minutes long... That's 4 x 4! *Angry Mista noises*

Wait wait wait. There’s a sniper named Rigatoni? *I have a lizard named that😳*

Since he knew giorno can heal people, Mista was always going all-out

today is mista birthday! i m rewatching this again hahaha

mista is a king

God, I love this man. The things I would do for him. 😩

Know you made me like mista even more thanks

14:55 Killer queen:lemme sniff your ears Kira:stop it we r taking a picture

Sex Pistols is my favorite |stand| ever. I love sentient |stands| and Sex Pistols have so much personality. I also love the idea of a trick shot |stand|.

Glad I'm here so early to see my favorite part 5 character.

Mista have 4 limps. The poor man can't escape his fate

I love theses type of videos!!!

Everyone else in the gang: Sad backstory💀😞 Mista: Haha bullets go burrr

You managed to talk about Mista for over 16 minutes without bringing up the healing scene once. Bravo

Side note: has anyone wondered what powers Sex Pistols Requiem would've had? I imagine it would be similar to Part 8's Wonder of You. This Requiem would curse people's fate to result in calamities no matter what they would try. It would even fit the theme of fate in Part 5, leaving Diavolo in the same place he's found in in canon: experiencing endless calamities from a fate he cannot escape.

2+0+2+0=4 mista predicted it all

Spectacular! 6 bullets is one of my favorite stands

Oh god the video has 4 in the total time, oh god oh fuck

Now that meti has made a video about the whole gang there is only 1 person left the son of god the golden wind of part 5 and the boss of passione i am of course talking about the 1 and only: coco jumbo

Mista will forever be a single dad with 6 children and that will never change.

I'm new to JoJo fandom, but Mista was it for me from jump! Although my queue showed he made it to the end, I was not expecting him to be near death the entirety of Part 5. I stayed having mini heart attacks behind this. It was so good though.

You have earned a sub because your content is awesome.

Mate what are the chances of me seeing this vid 4 days after it came out-

Really had to go and upload this one at 4 pm huh

I’ve been waiting for this for s o l o n g

i love how Trish and Mista bond on the last day alot they look like best friends that have known each other for years.

As much as I appreciate this, I would’ve loved it if you posted this on April 4th

this have being a long time coming

Araki probably just liked drawing kosaku so subconsciously drew mista like that then just rolled with it

Mista video?? LETS FUCKING GOOOO ❤️

Who needs to study anyways? New Meti video, LETS GO!!!

4 k views already! Better change that to 5.

Hell yeah! Finally, we got one of these about my favorite member of Passione!

I've finished part 5 and loved the final scene, revels the strong bond they have. I hope to know about they in the future 🥺

Boss you think we can get this guy in? His skills with that revolver seem to be on par with Ocelot.

I am not fluent in the language known as “Guns”, but the closest thing to Mista’s pistol that I’ve found so far is the Colt Agent with an attached Hammer shroud. The only discrepancy is that the Colt Agent hammer shroud covers only the sides I think

Babe wake up new meti video

Little nitpick, but "Spaghetti Westerns" weren't Italian Western films, they were Western films that used Italy for the landscapes as they looked more like the Old West than the (at the time) current West.

No one shoots Mista 36 times in a row

Tbh I feel like Mista pulls the most weight other than Giorno and Bucharatti, and even then he keeps up pretty damn well with the two of them. They woulda been dead during the train mini-arc, and protected them all from sale. He was also instrumental against Cioccolata.

Thanks

4 syllables in his name, 4 limbs and appeared in Episode 4. He can’t escape his fate.

Our boy Mista finaly got a video.

I appreciate that

As a gun guy, I do appreciate taking the time to go over Mista’s choice of weapon. Good old Araki.

I like how a video about Mista was recommened to me 4 Days after it was uploaded

How could I’d take this long to make a the glory of mista video

You know Meti, I'm thinking about buying the bluray for shimoneta now, lets get this shit dude

The notification came four minutes after the release, and it's 4 PM in my time zone...