She Had a Little Too Much Fun at the Sandbar | Miami Boat Ramps

She Had a Little Too Much Fun at the Sandbar | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St

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10 ай бұрын

Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
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Disclaimer : We receive a ton of emails and messages from people telling us we filmed them at the ramp this past weekend and they want to know when the video will air. This is not a question we can typically answer. We film from three or more ramps every week and have a massive back log of content and sometime it could be weeks or months after an event occurs before we air the video. We put stuff out as fast as we can but we only air three videos a week and in a typical weekend get 6-10 episodes worth of content meaning we get content faster then we can air it. Thanks for watching and just be sure to keep watching looking for your content it will air but probably not immediately after it happens!

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@DayBeforeTomorrow 10 ай бұрын

When I first got my boat years ago, every trip out on Lake Michigan I would practice launching and retrieving the boat at least 7-8 times. I got so I could just about always land the boat on the trailer blindfolded and my wife became really good at it too! It's not that difficult to launch or retrieve, but you have to know the correct way to do it to begin with!

@tomlockwood6599 8 ай бұрын

I wish everyone practiced your methods

@siriusstar99 10 ай бұрын

Lol haven’t seen anyone that toasted in a loooonnng time ! Pretty funny !🤪🤣

@gregs2509 10 ай бұрын

Looking like at least one giant hangover on the way in the morning!

@annawofford559 10 ай бұрын

Maybe a hoist for the sloppy ones???

@tomrogers9467 10 ай бұрын

Never stand in front of a drunk unless you want to wear 6 beers, 5 tequila’s and an order of tacos.

@OldSaltyBear 10 ай бұрын

0:15 I see they have entertainment on the Neptune! haha Work it, young lady! There's a pole on that boat somewhere!

@stevenk1833 10 ай бұрын

I would bet that first boat did not have enough life preservers.

@sammysouth8372 10 сағат бұрын

Life preservers? They didn’t have one single solitary fender on board 😂😂😂😂

@dcidci1012 10 ай бұрын

Cool show 👍

@lancelatta7456 10 ай бұрын

Seems there is always there is quite a bit of poe-poe presence at this ramp. Haven't seen the strobes flashing like that since the OJ chase.

@christopher4207 10 ай бұрын

6:40 Just dropping her trash in the boat - not very respectful. Thank God for that great AZZ! 🙂

@mrsleep0000 10 ай бұрын

At least she wasn't dropping it in the water...

@joshuasummers7440 10 ай бұрын

@christopher4207 I agree with you.

@chiefsnarlsnortz1610 10 ай бұрын

You call bumps - smacks! Lol 😂

@patmcbride9853 10 ай бұрын

5:24 That one guy must be a Norge repairman.

@joeypinter9011 10 ай бұрын

looks like a good night to go out on the water.

@bessarion1771 10 ай бұрын

Hilarious, as I have as yet to see one proper knot being tied off on that dock...

@thooks1234 10 ай бұрын

None in decades

@laryco 10 ай бұрын

Like seeing the 150 Johnsons …I grew up with them…..not many around up north

@signoresantinoburnett1169 10 ай бұрын

Getting wasted out on the water in the heat and sun is such a horrid day. Edibles or a couple nice joints of Sativa and you'll have a far better time and more productive day.

@harryschaefer8563 10 ай бұрын

Props to the boat crew for having a boat hook at the ready. I have yet to see anyone use a paddle in one of these videos.

@Peregrine101 10 ай бұрын

the fun part is that she used the wrong end of the boat hook. You can see that it bounced of the dock because she used the other end and not the hook. Dependent of the possibility to hook it anywhere, it might get a litte more succesfull if you use the hook and not the handle.......

@DolanDuck-kl2nf 10 ай бұрын

6:55 Boracha 🎉🥳🥸

@bobcathey8903 10 ай бұрын

Miami Boat Ramps, you should consider posting a video of how a boat should be properly retrieved. A 28' cruiser, single-handed, for example. It is not rocket science. I think for anyone viewing your channel, it would be a good educational example. It might also save boaters a lot of expense and frustration. You might not necessarily think it would be good for your channel but, overall, good for boating, ramp rule enforcement, and particularly for those more experienced boaters who simply want to have a nice day on the water. It will only get worse in the future. There will always be plenty of content for your channel. Cheers!

@Sea-cucumber1151 10 ай бұрын

4:27 I know her pain. She has bad knees and getting up is excruciating, too many years of fun is hard on the knees!

@crispysocksss 10 ай бұрын

Years of fast food will do that to the knees or maybe because she's about 260lbs

@Sea-cucumber1151 10 ай бұрын

@@crispysocksss probably, but riding horses for years has done it to me!

@stinzz3 8 ай бұрын

💯@@crispysocksss

@horizon42q 10 ай бұрын

Pretty funny channel

@Sea-cucumber1151 10 ай бұрын

6:20 they were not using the anchor line, the anchor just got snagged on the line.

@saberridge6867 6 ай бұрын

I've been on the receiving end of the drunk girls action. She probably wanted to go back to the party and swim more. The first action is the up close drunken, "I love you man, you take such good care of me. Why can't we go swim some more? Pleeeese." Always followed by the physical continued request, with hugs and such. No matter how good looking she is it starts to get real annoying quick.

@gyvren 6 ай бұрын

Visual bottle of Tito’s right in front. They’re all trashed. I hate dealing with drunks.

@Madakalim 10 ай бұрын

"The Ol' sandal grab"

@IamPreacherMan 10 ай бұрын

Could use some slo-mo and zoom to help find whatever the one girl 👧🏾 keeps looking for on the floor. 😏

@WizardOfWhoopee 10 ай бұрын

oars and paddles must be a freshwater thing.

@mazi302 10 ай бұрын

2.41 to 2.42. That's what she said.

@Gfysimpletons 8 ай бұрын

1:46 go figure

@tomlockwood6599 8 ай бұрын

If you guys ever want to see how to launch a boat, go watch Bluegabe launch his pro-drive. He will absolutely school you in launching or loading. I'm referring to Bluegabe's video on Oct. 10, 23....

@rareform6747 10 ай бұрын

Over loaded !

@riazr1807 10 ай бұрын

Did that girl just throw the litter of the gum inside the boat? Gross...

@korndawggy1801 10 ай бұрын

At least she didn't throw it in the water.

@00negative 10 ай бұрын

Ah, drunk people.

@pm1104 10 ай бұрын

Buffoons on holiday 😂

@mikedrake5373 10 ай бұрын

I was too busy looking at the cute black girl. 😛

@jodywade5617 10 ай бұрын

75 pounds lighter helps climbing anything.

@FATHERSOFBASS 10 ай бұрын

2:10 this vessel looks front heavy like the cab, almost looks like the back end is sticking out too much? Maybe the front cab is full of cocain 😂😂😂😂

@robertmorris8997 Ай бұрын

Pink bathing suit wants to back the trailer.

@mattjohnson1775 10 ай бұрын

She seems like an emotional drunk. That can ruin it for everyone. Can make for a short boat trip as well. Just sayn.....been there b4. But we would ususlly just drop em off back at the marina. Lol

@danhillman4523 2 күн бұрын

I would be hard pressed to help any of these people. Screw em.

@rickros3677 9 ай бұрын

Never approach a pier faster than you are willing to hit it...

@joshhomer4367 10 ай бұрын

Anyone know what the boat was that the drunk girl was in?

@flyingled3176 7 ай бұрын

The party boat

@tchads_57 8 ай бұрын

Is there always a police presence at the ramp? I don’t know which is better - watching the people or the play-by-play.

@billmadison2032 10 ай бұрын

she's really polluted

@darrylcavanaugh9465 10 ай бұрын

No buoy’s out, No on shore help…. Nice to see the cop lights flashing in the background…… DUI’s on the plate for the police….

@dalegereaux1863 10 ай бұрын

Maybe if they had let her fall in the water it would have awakened her and made her not want to do this again.

@upstateasb 10 ай бұрын

Fishing "ROD"; not fishing pole

@rdlangston13 10 ай бұрын

Why does everyone feel the need to dock right in the loading/unloading lanes at this ramp? Why not just drop someone off on the dock to get the truck/trailer, then leave the dock and put around until the trailer is in the water and then drive it onto the trailer and leave? Seems like ya'll over complicate this process in Miami.

@carlsaganlives5112 10 ай бұрын

Because that makes too much sense, which obviously is lacking with these weekend warriors...

@god-tx4xz 10 ай бұрын

If you're hitting your children with a fishing pole you obviously don't want them and are going to turn them into creatures nobody else wants either.

@michaelangelos5117 10 ай бұрын

No need for bumpers, I guess.

@jamesblond150 10 ай бұрын

Floridians are surrounded by water yet they never know how to boat

@nodayatthebeach 10 ай бұрын

Nothing worse than a drunk woman.

@christopher4207 10 ай бұрын

Oh, IDK. In my lifetime, I've had LOT'S of fun with drunk women!

@DonziGT230 10 ай бұрын

And nothing better.

@doriangray2020 10 ай бұрын

Definitely a Ying vs Yang situation.

@nodayatthebeach 10 ай бұрын

@@DonziGT230 🤣 Good point, at the right time!

@nodayatthebeach 10 ай бұрын

@@christopher4207 I hear ya, I mean when they're angry. 😁

@604cuinkillah 10 ай бұрын

Are there specific ramps that you should NOT take day a 45 foot Fountain with twin big blocks? I never see a boat like mine at these docs

@KO-pk7df 10 ай бұрын

Such a large percent of boaters are just guessing when it comes to operating a boat. No training, license or idea of what they are doing. Just here is your money, there is your boat and good luck.

@tguy7707 10 ай бұрын

I can’t imagine being so overweight and out of shape that I couldn’t make a simple step up.

@sammysouth8372 10 сағат бұрын

Are fenders illegal in Florida? Or considered unnecessary or for losers or for namby pambies? Can’t be the money cause obviously money just isn’t a problem in Southern Florida.

@cherylmcwilliams7238 2 ай бұрын

Some of these guys come in WAY to fast.

@jasontodd1334 10 ай бұрын

Dude with backward Yankees hat is sexy AF!

@pete926 10 ай бұрын

I mute this guy on all channels

@pauls.76 10 ай бұрын

It’s all my guy, my crew, etc. etc.

@bast4rdlyreaper 24 күн бұрын

Americans really need to get our obesity in check.

@eddrichards5000 2 ай бұрын

It's not "too much fun", it's called being an alcoholic. As a society, we're way too tolerant of this kind of crap, being that wasted in public is disgusting.

@stuby2014 Ай бұрын

I take umbrage to you referring to any of these people [idiots] as captains. Maybe just call them boat owners. Captains require testing, hours behind the helm and professionalism.

@busterbadass 10 ай бұрын

6:09 yum yum give me some

@ReneChewbaka 9 ай бұрын

Poor woman.. this is the downside of morbid obesity...so sad.

@thebrownthomascrown917 10 ай бұрын

Drunk on a boat?? not smart

@TheRuffusMD 8 ай бұрын

too much talking

@officialWWM 10 ай бұрын

Don’t women in America wear pants anymore? 🤔

@christopher4207 10 ай бұрын

BOOOOO! We LOVE women who don't wear pants! 🙂

@dancaptain2055 10 ай бұрын

@@christopher4207amen to you Chris. You said it buddy. A girl that gorgeous who’s wants to see her in pants versus a sexy swimsuit

@signoresantinoburnett1169 10 ай бұрын

Someone hasn't had a big booty twerk for him yet.

@officialWWM 10 ай бұрын

@@christopher4207 the problem is, some of these women clearly don’t have a mirror!

@christopher4207 10 ай бұрын

@@officialWWM Awe come on, don't be a hater!

@chris7air1760 10 ай бұрын

America ☕️ What a country! they even give you a boat for free when you buy a gun

@totalidiotsfails 10 ай бұрын

drunk woman suprises us

@twinsonic 10 ай бұрын

What's it with the police present? To prevent fights??

@tomrogers9467 10 ай бұрын

Obviously not to look for impaired boaters heading for their vehicles. Here in canada it’s illegal to even have open alcoholic beverages on your boat unless it is equipped with living quarters.

@twinsonic 10 ай бұрын

@@tomrogers9467 hi fellow Canuck..

@signoresantinoburnett1169 10 ай бұрын

Smugglers also use the ramps to bring "stuff" in.

@TheRoguelement 10 ай бұрын

I'm really sorry but season after season I keep seeing the same mistakes made . How can that many people NOT KNOW ANYTHING about boating living in florida and how come all of the people who know the least all have boats . Out of 10 people we see pull up to the ramp only 1 or 2 out of 10 know what they are doing ? HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE...

@christopher4207 10 ай бұрын

It seems like a bunch of people bought boats during the pandemic. So, our waters are LOADED with inexperienced morons who have no desire to learn about boating the right way. Even in our own marina, our boat has gotten hit sooo many times that we are keeping it on the trailer this season. It's not worth the risk.

@yurok36 10 ай бұрын

You are not wrong there is a lot of idiots out there but you also have to understand the whole point of this channel is to show the idiots, all the smooth operators don’t make it into the videos lol there would be nothing to laugh at 😂 plus most of these people are drunk or hi

@Idahoprepper71 10 ай бұрын

YOU CANT FIX STUPID!

@avioncamper 10 ай бұрын

@@tommyrussell1415 Money can't buy class either.

@wildbikerbill6530 7 күн бұрын

Easy. If everything was going smooth and competently, there would be no show - it would be boring to watch even if it was a good instruction video. It's like the news - if it bleeds, it leads.