3 Boats Have a Bad Time at the Ramp | Miami Boat Ramps

3 Boats Have a Bad Time at the Ramp | Miami Boat Ramps | Black Point Marina

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7 ай бұрын

Sinking !!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach
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@lescook9021 7 ай бұрын

Hood on the streets, hood on the water.

@aaarauz1 3 ай бұрын

Spanish ppl

@willysnowman 6 күн бұрын

@@aaarauz1 Trump is a felon! 🤣😂

@zohan1999 7 ай бұрын

Fisherman Joe is pissed

@MAINEgirl_207 25 күн бұрын

Always….

@jn6011 7 ай бұрын

Kudos to the boat that got hit and then helped get the towed boat to the dock. Could have lost their cool and made the situation worse but realized what the situation was and made it better. Good job!

@jamesa9lpiopatton419 12 күн бұрын

Agree

@user-vs1tx8sb9s 5 ай бұрын

Patience and mutual respect goes a long way at public ramps

@tiggersdad6878 7 ай бұрын

Sounds like a ramp marshall is a great idea. Along a clear set of right-of-way rules.

@princessmarlena1359 6 ай бұрын

We used to have one of those at my local boat launch, but because the launch was on our side of the county line despite half the lake being in the other county where a large city sits, the city demanded the ramp marshal yet demanded my county/town pay for him rather than split the costs as they originally proposed. We wouldn’t pay the full amount since it is 80% of the people who use our ramp and our lake are the city people. Plus we would have had no say on who our ramp marshal would be.

@iliketurtles4463 3 ай бұрын

I'd like to see gloves and a ring at every boat ramp, sort it out the old fashioned way!

@user-vb7gl3io3u 11 күн бұрын

U wanna pay for that outta your taxes ? I think NOT !!

@willysnowman 6 күн бұрын

@@user-vb7gl3io3u You taxes are going to have to pay for all of Trump's failed drug tests while Diaper Don is on probation. 🤔

@raymondstaples8983 7 ай бұрын

hell that's Fishman Joe!!! Wait for it!

@Eb42950 7 ай бұрын

It's common courtesy to have your boat ready and launch when you back up to the ramp. Same goes for when you come back. Get out of the way for other boaters. If its busy, unload in the parking lot.

@mattyjdyoutub 21 күн бұрын

My son and I used to have our own contest to beat our prior record. In and out in about 2 minutes. Common courtesy.

@denjhill 9 күн бұрын

Cubans being Cubans. Aren't we all lucky.

@skyblazerrc7228 7 ай бұрын

Hey that's Fishman Joe!

@micheletetley6142 7 ай бұрын

Oh My God! It's Fishman Joe!! Backin that boat up like the BOSS he is ❤ 😊

@timmitchell8784 7 ай бұрын

That’s killing me Michele ROFLMA

@GeorgeShirah 7 ай бұрын

Move BEECH GET OUT DA WAY 😂😂😂

@micheletetley6142 7 ай бұрын

Love it :) @@timmitchell8784

@micheletetley6142 7 ай бұрын

And we LOVE IT!! @@amrak5028

@micheletetley6142 7 ай бұрын

Yeah!! Move it!! @@GeorgeShirah

@Scott-uv5fv 7 ай бұрын

Looks like one giant border crossing to me

@dustincredible1249 3 ай бұрын

Took the words straight out my mouth 😂😂😂

@NWSanta 7 ай бұрын

Man, what a great collection of mess ups! Truly the greatest show on earth! Damn!

@demons500 7 ай бұрын

Those blue Mercs are pretty.

@EdgewaterWS 7 ай бұрын

That is fisherman Joe

@Jigglymann 4 күн бұрын

This is like watching a sports event with this amazing commentary!!😂🤙🏻🤙🏻

@frankm4277 7 ай бұрын

Another relaxing day at the boat ramp, feeling envious yet?

@powerboatguy2308 7 ай бұрын

I had a slip at a Marina before or I will not boat on the weekends, no way I'm dealing with this drama. People act like the boat ramp is their private dock, completely inconsiderate of others.

@werberderber6209 7 ай бұрын

Yep, it has been a long time since I have launched at a public dock

@dustinbenningfield6800 7 ай бұрын

It’s Fishman Joe !!! King of haulover

@ictpilot 7 ай бұрын

Hey Honey, instead of going to the movie theater and watching the latest Tom Cruise show, let's take some snacks and go down and watch the boat ramp.

@werberderber6209 7 ай бұрын

Yes dear, that sounds like an exciting and fun pact day. We should take our new camera as well.

@richardredhead 6 ай бұрын

OR...Hey Honey, let's go to the ramp, launch the boat, tie up to the dock, and THEN go watch the latest Tom Cruise movie. I'm sure no one will mind. 😅

@IHateYoutubeHandles615 3 ай бұрын

It's no joke. Any boat ramp is free entertainment.

@aaarauz1 3 ай бұрын

Bring your flak jacket, things get hairy.

@GodBlessedAmerica 7 ай бұрын

Why would you approach the dock and not have lines ready? 🤦🏼‍♂️

@DonaldPrizwan 7 ай бұрын

im not even sure, there was a single rope/line on that vessel other than the straps holding the mat to the bimini... im stunned. actually speechless.

@russellkasprzyk4934 7 ай бұрын

Wtf is a dock line…never use em personally lol pull it up and hold on

@shermantank6564 7 ай бұрын

It’s Miami boat ramp. It’s mandatory to come to dock unprepared without dock lines ready. Passengers usually stay seated and captains leave the helm.

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 7 ай бұрын

Because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to boating?

@ricklittle4617 7 ай бұрын

Friends saw a woman lose two fingers trying to reach out for the dock and then the boat bounced up and back down on her hand Sarasota Florida 10 street shit show

@TuckerUp 16 күн бұрын

That jetski train was the real highlight.

@rangerbull 7 ай бұрын

That’s fisherman Joe he has a site here on you tube. Surprised he isn’t recording

@curly213 7 ай бұрын

Fishman Joe

@KoticOne 4 күн бұрын

That JetSki train had me rollin! 😂😅😂😅

@BiG2SiX 6 ай бұрын

That’s my dude Fish Man Joe!

@steve123127 7 ай бұрын

Exactly why I left miami in 1998. Our boat ramps are free, no fights, and we all understand the English language 😊

@beanzchevy9272 6 ай бұрын

Come pinga!

@geojones4718 3 ай бұрын

Yet, you need a Spanish-speaking MF to put food on your table, anglo saxons hate chicken farms.

@jamesa9lpiopatton419 12 күн бұрын

And in Orlando and surrounding areas has turned into Miami at every boat impatient no one speaks English so u can't communicate actually had to coos at local fresh water ramp

@princessmarlena1359 6 ай бұрын

**plays “Three Blind Mice” to the sounds of Larry, Curly, and Moe scuffling with one another**

@John-nl4lt 7 ай бұрын

Crazy who you run into at the ramp. 😂

@largol33t12 3 ай бұрын

It has saved me a TON of money because my dream is crushed. I will never buy a boat or even a jes tki. I refuse to share the waters with such nasty, entitled 40 yr old children.

@marcomorales4637 6 ай бұрын

Cubans I can tell !!!!!

@GodBlessedAmerica 7 ай бұрын

If you’re going to tow someone, hip tow. It gives you more control over the disabled vessel.

@DonziGT230 7 ай бұрын

I've towed many boats to the dock, not one was hip towed.

@GodBlessedAmerica 7 ай бұрын

@@DonziGT230 Awesome. Congratulations 🎊

@johnblue8029 9 күн бұрын

So many people with nice boats but no experience at ALL!!!!

@kamyaba9931 7 ай бұрын

That's the famous Joe the fisherman. Sorry fishman Joe, not Joe the fisherman. 😭

@speedysmoke 7 ай бұрын

Holy crap!!

@ericwes7351 6 ай бұрын

3 is his lucky ramp!

@nickfortunato2938 7 ай бұрын

This mornings title should be Miami boat mess

@tombrown7577 6 ай бұрын

The biggest problem is that some people just think they own the ramp their using!

@mazi302 7 ай бұрын

Why was the one boat just sitting there tied up in the first place?

@amrak5028 7 ай бұрын

Waiting on friends to arrive at the marina. Captain premature launched his boy boat to soon. Commercial was correctly explains edicts to the layman captain

@mazi302 7 ай бұрын

@@amrak5028 he shouldn't have been holding up space

@paulne1514 5 ай бұрын

I used to have a job, ripping up fiberglass boats, an putting them in a container for a landfill. At 6:36, that looks like a Wellcraft 24 walk around cuddy. That was the hardest boat I had to crush! The super structure came off in one piece. I was dropping a 5 ton piece of concrete on the upside down hull, and IT BOUNCED OFF! It took me almost an hour, using a heavier piece of concrete block to finally crush the hull. Was glad I only had to do one! Newer boats are junk compared to the older ones.

@isailwind3471 7 ай бұрын

What a gong show!

@PlymouthVT 3 ай бұрын

Welcome to Northern Mexico.

@peterbretherton3546 7 ай бұрын

More videos like this please.

@steffischiffer3084 4 ай бұрын

These boats all need bumpers around them like amusement park bumper cars!

@randaltotten9358 3 ай бұрын

They have bumper boats at the Shell Factory North Fort Myers Florida you can drive them like you're from Miami

@jimpomac 5 ай бұрын

This is what happens when all you need is a credit card to be a Captain. No licence, no training, no manners and very little common sense !

@andrewp7509 2 ай бұрын

No English either 'keh'

@TraitorFelon.14.3 2 ай бұрын

Large ego. Lots of money. Low self esteem.

@mongoosevsgt 2 ай бұрын

Third world central!!

@josephtrapanese3310 7 ай бұрын

Fishman Joe looks like his trailer tag is hanging on by a thread.

@Joethebaitguy 7 ай бұрын

I think it’s the only tag on My trailers 😂

@josephtrapanese3310 7 ай бұрын

@@Joethebaitguy haha hang in there! The baits been good over on the west coast of Florida.

@michaelwhite278 5 күн бұрын

You can be right or you can be happy.

@lcmi 4 күн бұрын

These videos crack me up! I wonder if these people ever watch themselves on these videos.

@officialWWM 3 ай бұрын

There’s a lot of arm waving in this video 😂

@jamesrahn8339 7 ай бұрын

Wow...just wow!

@doughooks7411 7 ай бұрын

What a cluster puck! What is wrong with these people?

@Chris_de_S 7 ай бұрын

Wanna bee's

@johntodd1086 6 ай бұрын

Fishman Joe!!!! I'm a subscriber to his channel.

@lavrentichudakoff2519 7 ай бұрын

Back the boat up.

@J57133 11 сағат бұрын

“I got 2 350 horse motors, I do what I want”

@user-iu2tu7yt8d 5 күн бұрын

That's fisherman joe in the truck

@manuelfuertes5875 7 ай бұрын

Fisherman Joe

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 7 ай бұрын

Fishman Joe (dude with the small shrimp rig at the beginning) is a cool cat. He's not a weenie!

@kyletargett5158 7 күн бұрын

When it’s that busy gtfoh unless your trailers in the water

@mattyjdyoutub 21 күн бұрын

Had 3 altercations at the ramp in 3 months. Either drunk or did not care about ramp etiquette. Bought a house that had its' own ramp. I wish you all luck.

@closewatcher8586 7 ай бұрын

Dude in the Donzi was being a jerk. It was a pride issue. The worst of the deadly sins and for good reason.

@geob0324 6 ай бұрын

Not sure why, but so often 'jerk' and 'Donzi' often go together. Fine boats but waaay too much $$. Maybe that's why.

@ericneering6357 24 күн бұрын

These hit people had a bumper dock. Just think of how fast they could load and unload their boat. It’ll change your experience at the boat launch. You need to get yourself a bumper dock.

@cashgrab3616 7 ай бұрын

Feeeesh Man Joe AKA DA PEACOCKKKKK lol

@stevenlatham8998 2 ай бұрын

🚢 Boat's coming in have the right Away

@mray8519 7 ай бұрын

New title: FUCKNUGGETS AT THE BOAT LAUNCH, FUN WAS HAD BY ALL.

@galewinds7696 7 ай бұрын

Three intoxicated boat operators plus a bit of anger 😠 mixed in.

@brandonw3231 7 ай бұрын

Yeah but they honestly have or get the right of way, when they really shouldnt.

@PACK-ge5gu 7 ай бұрын

Just bought a boat moment

@joe.dirtty 11 күн бұрын

what's with the big twin motors on these small boats

@zeke5491 5 ай бұрын

Too many people in paradise

@danhillman4523 7 ай бұрын

If you're launching alone, the current makes a huge difference.

@eSteven.0131 7 ай бұрын

also changes the rules of play.

@werberderber6209 7 ай бұрын

yep, when I used public boat ramps I would launch where the current pushed me away from the dock and pushed me into the dock when coming in.

@danhillman4523 7 ай бұрын

@@werberderber6209 yup. it matters. But, you got that backwards. Who wants their boat taking off down the channel when you're parking your rig? Not me!

@michaellake5269 Ай бұрын

Lots of money. Zero common sense.

@doct0rnic 9 күн бұрын

I want to know how I can get that kind of money

@susanmitchell9257 8 күн бұрын

In debt up to there eyeballs

@Sam-ci6sl 20 сағат бұрын

All dollars, no sense

@bradcarpo5917 5 ай бұрын

Allways gotta be one

@SouthFloridaWoman Ай бұрын

homeboy is trying to go fishing and buddy doesnt even have a trailer set up yet.

@steelem422 3 ай бұрын

Hello everyone

@gotham.garden 5 ай бұрын

Let the bait man launch his boat googan

@bessarion1771 7 ай бұрын

black socks with flip flops? is that a Florida thing???

@MikeSmith-nu9wt 7 ай бұрын

It gives a fleeing chance if you step in fire ants ..and those sandals the heat and sweaty feet , makes you fall on your catoush...slippery

@Joethebaitguy 7 ай бұрын

It’s because I wear boots on the boat

@bessarion1771 7 ай бұрын

@@Joethebaitguy With nails?

@anchorsawayadventures 7 ай бұрын

How does that ladder on the Donzi CC stay in that position underway?

@bessarion1771 7 ай бұрын

OMG!!!! Fenders AND dock lines! If the dude knows COLREGS, the World surely is ending....

@brandonw3231 7 ай бұрын

Dont waste your breath lol. They are just ass holes with a little money, and it makes for a good clip.

@scary_scat3924 5 ай бұрын

Joe wants to go shrimping

@kkeane5749 7 ай бұрын

multiple Googans

@tomhowe1510 3 ай бұрын

Bud Lights gettin knocked over everywhere

@gibbethoskins8621 6 ай бұрын

Post Malone no chill down at the boat ramp

@billmadison2032 7 ай бұрын

your new microphone is very good.

@willragas679 4 ай бұрын

FISHERMAN JOE!!!! Dock blocked!!

@nigelkelly8016 5 ай бұрын

These Aliens have got no idea.

@terryfonz4603 11 күн бұрын

He’s right back up away from the launch and you can get ready to cast off but blocking the launch area is asinine when the launch is crowded.

@lennypignatello7493 15 күн бұрын

Proper boating etiquette. The voter exiting the water and is at at the ramp1st has the ROW RIGHT OF WAY

@officialWWM 3 ай бұрын

Holy crap, what a circus. 2 guys arguing on the dock, 3 others crashing into each other on the water and a couple of water rats cruising around towing unmanned water rats. Crazyness!

@lennypignatello7493 7 ай бұрын

North Carolina ducks are always a little bit more chill. If you’ve launched your boat and you need assistance in someway people eagerly come and help you without being judgmental least not your face anyway, instead of being confrontational.

@mbvlogs1842 7 ай бұрын

Bruh 😂did anyone notice how many jetski this one guy was pulling 🤣

@CarlosRodriguez-kb9jc 7 ай бұрын

No, that’s why you get a boat with 2 engines. One of my Navy units had six 18 foot Whalers. They all had twin 80’s.

@Bellasafari 11 күн бұрын

It seems there should be fisherman, commercial only ramps/docks.

@rickvuk 7 ай бұрын

I have 50yrs of boating in Michigan. From 15ft to 40ft. What should have been a 3 1/2 hour drive to Indian River, took 7hrs (accidents). I was towing my 24ft SeaRay, the sun was going down. Launched it, parked the trailer, drove about half mile to our cabin. Tied up, I forgot to put the plug in. It was filling up quick. I grabbed my swim mask and flashlight, plug & wrench, jumped in the river with clothes on!!! Sun's down & boat is getting lower in the water, but I did it. I made sure that never happened again. 🙂

@Joethebaitguy 7 ай бұрын

Happens to the best of us

@werberderber6209 7 ай бұрын

as fish said, it happens to the best of us, I boat on a river and it amazes me how many people will not jump in and put the plug in, instead they think driving the boat back to the dock is the solution, we had one where a boater did that and several of us around him jumped in and stuck tree branches in the drain plug to stop the flow of water. I always carry a spare drain plug and tools on my boat just in case.

@manuelfuertes5875 7 ай бұрын

Wow

@St0rmrider73 6 ай бұрын

Smart and easiest thing to do would be to have pulled your trailer and went to another ramp. I mean unless he keeps four spare tires in his truck…

@mikz86ta1 7 ай бұрын

And we dont mention the JetSki Ghost Train that went by? 😂

@John-rambo84 7 ай бұрын

Let's talk about all those jet skies being towed

@DonaldPrizwan 7 ай бұрын

im absolutely stunned that its possible for someone to make it past childhood, and also be too stupid to have ANY type of rope tied to his boat as he approached a pier. how... how is that even possible?

@ppbsupercat 7 ай бұрын

Because most of the human race is stupid, arrogant and believe they ARE the only one on this planet!

@Mike-tg6hr 7 ай бұрын

It’s a “LINE”. If it is attached to a vessel, it’s a line. Not a rope.

@DonaldPrizwan 7 ай бұрын

@@Mike-tg6hr ive been on boats since i was 6 months old. that there tied to my boat could be/is either a rope and a line. this aint the navy either... these people should be keeping it simple and every "rope" on the boat should be a line. or stowed... making the nomenclature kind of pointless.

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 7 ай бұрын

People are dumb. You see them in huge swells with small boats and no PFDs or docking with no lines or fenders. Idiocy.

@franko69 7 ай бұрын

How did you get past childhood, if if attached to a boat or a dock it is called a line, not a rope.