'The cameras were all facing the right way and the sound was on ' Damn 🥶

My fan letter to Michael Flatley: "On a scale of 10 to 10, how much do you regret making this movie? I ask because of the unjustifiable criticism laid at your door. I can honestly say that your performance was the best portrayal of a secret agent by a river dancer that I have ever seen. People ridicule your status as a sex symbol in this movie. Little do they know the fact that on one single night, you had intimate relations with the writer, producer AND director. I'll cut it here. I don't want to anger you. If this turns into a fight then I'm tapping out." Yet to hear a reply. Heartbreaking.

Definitely going to see this… Steve Coogan should have done a movie like this for Alan Partridge 😂

The way the Irish squeeze two syllables out of the word "film" is adorable.

Saw it in the cinema last night. It's the theatrical event of the decade.

Flatley, my dear, I don't river dance.

The only shame is he didn't call the film "Threat level midnight"

I saw this for free today. Walked out half way through. It is literally the Irish version of Tommy Wiseaus The Room.

I have to say that after all of this press it's probably the most anticipation I've got for watching a film ever. I can't wait!!!

If only Michael had a bit more confidence in himself. Best actor in Monaco will help.

It's just so out of nowhere. A Michael Flatley actioner!!!

In Ireland it's already a classic.

Should be a double feature with Tommy Wiseau's The Room!

Never heard of Brian Lloyd before, but he is fantastic😂

🎶“Threat Level Midnight… makes everybody say ALL RIGHT, from Obama to Madeleine Albright…”🎶

The20 second Lidl add prior to this was more entreating than this exclusive.

Eric Roberts is in it because of course he had to be.

Flatley needs to team up with Neil Breen.

Ahhh Ted...bet this is Dougal's favourite film

After watching a couple of reviews I checked him out. It looks to me this guy has employed a massive amount of artists and techs over his career. I really respect that.

This could be a cult classic

At least he's not doing any more Riverdance

Graham Linehan has got to do another Father Ted episode - like a Christmas Special - so they can reference this film.

"The cameras were all facing the right way and the sound was on..." Well, that's the movie's biggest failure. A silent movie of the crew milling about and staring at the "action" with defeated disgust on their faces would have been a better cinematic experience.

Remember they laughed at Room.

Mick Blackbird Flatley vs Big Joe Egan on pay per view, St Patricks day. Joe would bring the force but Flatley could jump around the ring like a leprechaun darting away from the fight. Some of these lads have a past, and what I'm trying to do with this is show them a future.

He likes his old self, to be sure, But theres more to Oireland den dis.

pretty sure this guy is plagiarizing an interview that was done on the radio about this movie. His responses the "camera pointing the right way and the lights turned on" which he almost shoehorned in there come straight from that as well as the monaco streaming festival quote which he also shoe horned in there. Very odd

This looks like a classic like E.T.

Maybe he..Michael Flatly..knows it's a parody 🤔🤣and the laughs maybe with him.

The trailer line should have been ' top of the mournin to ya '

It reminds me of Micheal Scott’s “ Threat Level Midnight” ( The Office) ..it’s here on KZfaq to watch and still looks better than this 😅😅😅

'The egomania of Twinkle Toes'

Not to be confused with Blackbird the Apple TV show

He just told no one it was comedy. 😅

No joke but, think it will become a movie with a cult following like Sharknado 🕺

These days direct to streaming is the fate of many films. And streaming might recover the budget … eventually. Did he ripoff investors? Or did he bankroll it himself?

Soft day begorrah

Sleeping with the enemy was a long time ago 😅

It's a great Filim Begorrah

Michael Flatley would have been amazing as Dutch in Predator (1987).............said no one ever.

Unless he tap dances in Morse code I ain't going lol

This film is the new Citizen Kane 🎥

Still beats festival of brexit

Harry Potter grew up to be a bit of a meany.

I tell you what I saw this last night it was just so shit it was sooooo good lol

This will turn out to be a case of “any publicity is good publicity” when it goes on to make millions

Who is this guy.. I want to hear his reviews from now on...😀😀😀

Is his nickname in real life Flatbird then?

As soon as I saw Eric Roberts....

Maybe it's meant to be a comedy film

Is this this kids idea of a professional movie review at the expense of a great performer who has entertained and brought joy to thousands of people. Really?

I'm going to watch this. Critics don't have the power to destroy a movie any more. Thankfully.

Is this a parody of Bond or something?

Heres the thing though........Michael flatley has made a feature length film, how many people can say they've done this? He wrote it, he directed it and he acted in it, which is an incredible amount of work. Even if the movie is as bad as all the reviews make it out to be, flatley has still done something most of the people laughing at him will never have the courage to do. Roosevelt's famous speech is about this exact thing, The man in the arena. And I think most of the people slating michael flately are forgetting this, that he's the man in the arena while we are the ones sitting up in the gallery judging and mocking. Its the man in the arena who matters, not you, dont you realise that? Blackbird may well be one of the worst films ever made but Michael flately has accomplished something most of if not all film critics will never have the courage to do and that is make a film. So laugh all you like, at the end of it all you're actually just one of those people who look at other people trying something you lack the courage to try and because of that the credit is due to the man in the arena, even if at first he does fail spectacularly.

The film has been made for tax break purposes. You will find alot of bad films get made for this reason

No matter what, you cannot polish a huge turd.

Looks terrible

Just how deluded is Michael Flatley

It's the modern era Fatal Deviation.. 😆 at least there's no social engineering Woke nonsense..

Q: Just how bad is it? A: 2:12

We need more right wing movements funded !!

The worst thing is, that there will be those extra cool people out there who say they love it because its so hilariously awful and will turn it into a cult classic as bad as the garbage Sharknado franchise which is a futile way to spend valuable time.

Brian Lloyd hasn’t a clue about films. He has said Terminator 2 is the greatest film of all time. Also, I didn’t know he is g ay.

I think it’s disgusting that this movie 🎥 reviewer had to express his negative opinion of of the film 🎥 in such a disrespectful way and the rest of the broadcasters and crew also . That’s just unfair especially as this guy has done nothing of consequence in Ireland 🇮🇪 the Irish tv 📺 channel should be also be ashamed for letting this on tv 📺… fair enough the film may not be great but be gracious about it . Like him or not Michael flatley has worked very hard at making a positive contribution to Ireland 🇮🇪 in Ireland and around the world 🌎