Congratulations to Hasbro for mimicking a real toyline.

Hasbro: Belloq in a suit is boring. We need more ceremonial versions! Also Hasbro: We need more versions of Indiana Jones in suits!

OK, that toy whip looks like baby's first S&M roleplay toy...

You know Hasbro has confidence in their products when they disable comments.

Okay, so it has to be done... To paraphrase Crocodile Dundee: "That's not a whip. THAT's a whip!"

I love how they show ceremonial Beloq when they talk about their "new" additions to the vintage line. Not Napal Marrion, safari Beloq with the idol, or Satipo like the concept art just put the mail away on a card back like gohst Anikin Skywalker.

Impressive whip skills at the end. As for the pulse stream, looks like Hasbro's trying to lock down that 'Dumpster fire of the year' award really early this year.

“Honey the neighbors outside whipping at his camera!” “Sit down Ethel.”

The words of Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddle’s have never range truer than in the halls of Hasbro. “You know? Morons”

There's nothing more legit than having a convenient whip handy to throw shade at Hasbro!

Hasbro: "We know... let's release an "asp" figure... you know, from the Well of Souls scene. It can be just a generic rubber snake--but the fans will LOVE it!! Cuz, you know, asps--very dangerous! We're so clever and respectful to the fans aren't we?" *Hasbro pats itself on the back*

That Tiger Force Skystriker is AWESOME!

Their "Whip" with the party favor sound broke my laugh meter! 🤣 It made me cry laughing at the Hasblo Team. Even without the added party favor sound, it sounded just like a broken one unfurling. These Hasblo guys have no clue, and don't care to even try looking for one. Thanks again Michael!

Michael’s whip work is easily the best thing I’ve seen in ages. Thanks for livening up my nightshift!

Those guys are like watching an Indiana Jones Tupperware party.

The incorrect bow tie and vest really peeved me for that Last Crusade Indy, as that outfit in the sewers is my favorite alternate Indy outfit. I wanted this line to be great. Coming from a die hard Indy fan.

Almost a crocodile Dundee quote. That’s not a whip, this is a whip.

Superb reactions from Michael's first AND LAST Has Bro Pulse Stream. Has Bro: They try their best, but never mind. :)

Hasbro PR guy's whip skills: unimpressive Michael's whip skills: most impressive

Don't tell me I'm the only one who replayed Michael's whipping demonstration.

The whip at the end was a great move, basically Michael was showing he actually does know what he's talking about.

You are the most cynical, knowledgeable, and coolest nerd I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Love your channel.

Seems like now would be the perfect time to do a Short Round figure given that Ke Huy Quan is having a career resurgence right now. For Pete's sake, ride the pop culture moment you've been given.

When Hasbro Pulse comes along, you must whip it! Before the stream goes on too long, you must whip it! When everything goes wrong, you must whip it!

The whip at the end was worth the price of admission! Clearly Hasbro’s guys weren’t in the theater for any of the movies.. zero energy. Hasbro’s “whip” was either a Halloween reject or something that bald guy found in an adult book store 😂

Spot on as usual! I don’t get all wrapped up in this stuff usually, but damn. And excellent bull whip segment at the end. Michael and his spot on commentary is what keeps me coming to this channel. Well, that and nostalgia

That whip. 😮 Damn…. He’s pretty good at that.

It's amateur hour at Hasbro. But that whip work at the end is the most awesomely badass thing I've seen this week.

Hasbro" the new Indiana Jones whip!!!! " Michael " hold my beer" !! Another 🎤 drop!

I’m excited to at least get Indiana Jones himself, especially the Club Obi Wan version But I must agree they’re definitely for huge fans like me. I have a feeling I’ll be seeing quite a bit of this wave on the clearance shelf’s and sites within three months. Bravo on the whip skills!

The waifish homoculus gingerly flicking that toddler's toy at his bald manlet coworker immediately followed by Michael's whipwork gave me, well, whiplash.

I got a feeling Michael is tempted to use the real whip on those Hasbro spokes people

Michael doing his best Crocodile Dundee. Love it.

I think the reason they neutered the whip toy was because the 2008 electronic/plush version was infamous for becoming quite a weapon once it got wet.

Seeing those guys try to sell that dollar store reject as a cool toy was hilarious!! Love the real whip skills at the end!!🤣🤣👍👍

Wow they even managed to replicate how most of the figures for the Indiana Jones toys ended up being peg warmers. Big ups hasbro

Michael has a real Indiana Jones whip! 😳

Sententious Michael is the best Michael! Brilliant video.

"That's a whip!..." 😆 🤣 😂

Moving into a home near RetroBlasting HQ would have to be a surreal experience for anyone not aware of what's going on over there.

Peg warmers was the first thing that came to my mind as well. I remember those days all too well.

Michael with the whip made my entire week

Holy shit. Now I know who to call if a lion shows up.

I don't know how Hasbro somehow is delivering such an excellent proton pack replica, and yet at the same time, that "whip"......ooof.

😂😂😂😂 jeez!!! All that was missing from this burn was a “Yo Momma” joke! 😂😂 I thought it was a giant brown shrimp he was wrestling!!! Aw Michael thank you once again for some belly laughs!!! Needed that today!! Bravo sir 👏👌 New logo is fire too 👍

That party blower whip had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣

How did these guys even get hired by Hasbro?

Yooooo he cracked the whip like a pro! You forever have a follower retroblasting ❤️❤️❤️

Hilarious... I love how you said exactly what everyone was thinking... and ending with a super bad ass whip cracking at the end! Keep up the great work Michael

Michael, you critiqued this amazingly. For all the grief that's been tossed your way about anything, your film skills show up and it's hilarious watching clowns get shredded for such seemingly simple things as not looking at the camera. That alone, would've made this an epic video, but Hasbro livestreams are so far beneath your skillset, you hammered it with what you could. As an aside, even the new never before seen offerings aren't imaginative. Hasbro is stuck in the mud in all their lines, whether Kenner based, Marvel largely, or GI Joe. Especially their HasLab snoozers...always a pleasure to see your videos man

Mike as always you speak the truth! Don't ever stop!👍

This whole video made my night, especially the ending!!

That’s a Whip!🤠👉🏻… awesome Michael you Rock!

"Mimics an actual party blower."

I used a rubber snake for a whip when I was a kid. Ironic I know. Safety be damned! That rubber snake could take more then your eye out.

Great video! The whip action was extremely impressive. Thanks for sharing.

Great video! That ending was 🔥 they need to pay you to overlook this line. This line would be perfect if they did lol.

LMAO 😂🤣 That ending was epic!

Legendary stuff there Michael, you got this absolutely spot on and i also cant stop laughing 😂

"That's a Whip!" I loved that!

Ouch!!!! Lol that was brutal to watch Hasbro!! Love when you call this garbage out Micheal ❤

Jonesing for some Retro Blasting

Crack that whip! What a great video 👏👏👏

Your "That's a whip" line rivals some of the best comebacks I've seen on YT. Btwn this Indiana Jones travesty and the Hasbro OGL self-destruction of their own lines... it's like they're trying to fail. Bizarre

Absolutely awesome Mike!

One of the best videos! Cracked a huge laugh on the whip sound effect!

Kids these days needing toy whips. Back in my day when you wants to play Indiana Jones, you just went into Mom and Dad’s special closet and took a whip out of there!!

All I know is after watching your whip skills Mr. French, I now have more respect for you. That was flipping impressive. And that toy whip they made looks alot like the one from when Crystal Skull came out.

Awesome skills Michael! Love your dedication and passion ; )

But Michael, he has a shield... lol 🙄 "That's a whip" Daaaamn. Bad ass.

One of your ALL TIME BESTS! LOL

They also have Grail Knight, Mola Ram, and Henry Jones Sr in the pipeline. No word on a Willie, Elsa, Lao Che, or Brody yet :(

The little portions of comedy you've been adding to your videos over the years, just slays me. I laugh so hard at some of your jokes. Absolutely love your videos. Wishing you, yours and your channel all the best this year!

When I saw Hasbro announce the Indy range I was excited for two reasons. The first, as an Indy and OT Black Series fan I was excited to see how they would do the line. Secondly, I was looking forward see how they get round Lucas Film's/Disney's aversion to represent anything deemed inappropriate in the modern era, namely...... how are 2023 Hasbro going to do Nazis action figures. Seeing these reveals gives me a clue...... they're not! It looks like they are going to just release as many Indys, allies and none Nazis uniformed antagonists as they can. And you might as well forget seeing those racially questionable Thugee cultists too!

When you see a line in doubt, you must Whip it! Whip it good! :)👊🏽💯

I love your whip-scene in die end. Gorgeous. Thanks Michael. Keep up the good work. 😊

It’s so nice that I’ll be able to find most of the adventure series (including the exclusives) on clearance. I had some sticker shock at first but I guess I can count on most of the line ending up closer to $12.99

_"Mimics an actual whip, [children]"_ ...are they going to be in the next Project Veritas leaked video

When is Stan Solo going to make a Michael figure complete with a whip and an M-1 garand? I feel there's some amazing potential there

hehehaha that was a great video and a killer ending, that's the whip!!!! :D awesome

Hasbro is a dumpster 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Guess the 1/18 Indy toys from 2008 will be the best we will get. Wonder what LEGO will give us. And Looks like half of the six inch line will just be Indy figures. I only need the iconic outfit. And those Ford face sculpts got some creepy eyes.

Hasbro forgot fish, Hook, and draaaag it out. Short round in Wave one you Got to have Indy in wave 2. I’ll wait will all the waves get retail… that way if future waves get cancelled I don’t get screwed over… again.

This was great 😆 can’t wait for more

As someone who's used whips, that ending was pretty badass

Michael showing the Hasbro jerk-offs what a REAL whip is AND how it’s properly used = maybe the best piece ever put on KZfaq 👏👏👏

That Tiger Force Skystriker is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!

Michael's whip skills at the end is one the sexiest thing I've seen.

Hasbro in general and this livestream in particular deserve every bit of roasting that this video and comments section provide. But I'm still kind of interested in this new 6" line. I don't have any Indy figures in my collection, the vintage Kenner and the 2008 Hasbro lines go for crazy prices now, and based on in-hand reviews I've seen of the first wave of 6" figures, they look good and have genuinely impressive sculpts.

When that toy whip came out on that Pulse video, I just noped the hell out of any hope that this new line was being managed by anyone with even the common sense of a rock.

Damn, had Michael so mad he had to bust out the whole skills, haha! I’m with you brother!

I’d buy the Donovan figure if it came with Veers’ AT-AT Commander helmet!

Great way to end it! This is a whip! 👏👏👏

Even the hardcore collectors aren’t gonna be interested in an inaccurate Professor Indy figure with odd accessories that he doesn’t really use in the film.

I wonder how many of us are out there in the comment section that are big Indy fans that actually bought a bull whip back in the day and taught themselves how to use it. I'm certainly not into cosplaying, but I had a little correspondence back in the day with Peter Botwright from Wested Leather to get a custom made Last Crusade jacket. Even asked him if he recalled what Harrison's measurements were. He said he thinks it was a 39" in the chest. With all the time piecing all the parts together, that was definitely the highlight of my time with wanting to play dress up as Indiana Jones.

Forgot to mention, that tiger force sky striker looks insane!

🎼🎵🎶So whip it! 🎶Whip it good!!🎶 That is the best burn ever! Cheers🍻👍

Where's the goddamn Cairo Indy??? I was expecting an announcement for him either in 6-inch scale or retrofitted into the retro line.... Where's Ark Chase Indy with the gloved hands he uses almost through the entire film and an Arabian Horse?? Hell, I'd even settle for an Old Indy with a Crystal Skull!!

Ah everything makes sense now. This is the company behind Wizards of the Coast now.

Lmao never stop dude... that's a whip!!