"Everyone on this high is website." Now that might as well be my senior quote.

"He coughed, and hiccoughed" She sounds like a British English Teacher XD

"You don't get paprika from salt and pepper." *_"T H A T H O E W A S C H E A T I N G -"_*

7:28 Michaela actually has a very nice singing voice! I would like to see a video where she takes requests for songs for her to sing and then sings them because her voice is beautiful.

Imagine if she does reddit comment runs

i feel like tumblr is where a bunch of depressed people who have done at least 30 drugs go to chat with each other.

can we just take a minute to appreciate Miss Laws’ beautiful singing voice? like it’s so pretty!!

Michaela's voice: "You know that little bug that changes homes when he gets too big for them?" KZfaq Ad, immediately: "SEPHORA"

Charisma is being able to convince someone that ketchup is a smoothie

And in a blink of an eye, I lost fifteen minutes and twenty-one seconds.

14:11 My Bluetooth headphones malfunctioned right here so when she said “Loudest silence of all” they both independently played the sound, one a split second later than the other so it sounded like a cult was speaking that line straight into my ears Can you imagine tho You wake up in a sack and are dumped onto the floor unceremoniously. You don’t remember being knocked out, but you do remember encountering a strange person on the street. That same person is standing right in front of you, looking down on you like you are less than the ground he walks on, his face shadowed by the hood pulled over his head. “What do you want with me?” You demand, attempting to stand up but realizing your arms and legs are tied painfully together. “Why do you sound so angry?” He asks, leaning down to your level. In the dimly lit room, even though his head is inches from yours, you cannot see his face. “It should be an honor to be the sacrifice for *insert demon name here*.” “Let me go!” You shout, struggling against your bonds. The twenty or so hooded people surrounding you collectively chuckle. The man stands back up. “You’re not getting out of that. We went to a lot of trouble to get you here.” He taps you on the nose like a friendly uncle, but you recoil in disgust. You still can’t see his face, but you feel in the air that the action made him smile eerily. “We’re not going to be sloppy enough to let you go.” Some people drag you into the center of what is clearly a summoning circle. You try to roll away, but they put you back and trap you there with chains. They surround the circle and begin to chant in Latin. They start quietly and slowly raise their voices as they continue, but they never seem to get louder. Soon they are shouting. But still it’s as quiet as a whisper. They switch to English after a while of you trying not to lose your sanity, and what they’re chanting is about voices in one’s head. You start to hear voices. They’re filling your mind. Your attempts to remain sane are waning. The people who trapped you get louder and louder. And yet they remain quiet. The voices in your head are screaming. And yet they remain quiet. The voices and the people pause dramatically before the last line. Nearly screaming, yet so quiet you’re unsure if they’re right next to you or worlds away, they chant together as the circle below you glows: “Because a thought...” Your sanity breaks as millions more voices start screaming in your head. *”Is the loudest silence of all.”* Edit: Why did I decide to waste ten minutes of my day on this

14:37 desert witch? i think you mean _sandwitch_

Seduce me in one tumbler post. In response to the boys. Mika: "I Fanwoman" Diana: "Fanwoman? I Fanlady, Peasant" Mika: "Fanlady? I Fanqueen, peasant" Demon Diana: "Fanqueen I FANGODDESS MORTAL!"

She’s like a more intense PM Seymour

I have a friend who’s dad would fully relate to the ‘English, you’re drunk’ one. He would agree completely.

You can tell she's a voice actor. She can do so many different voices.

L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extrodanary E is for END MY DEPRESSION

14:00 fun fact! Your vocal cords move with your thoughts, so theoretically if you put a tiny highly specialized highly sensitive microphone riiiiight up directly to someones vocal cords You could theoretically hear thier thoughts.

This is like the 20th time I’ve rewatched this and it never gets old, it’s currently 3:30AM here, my dad walked in on me an hour ago to me cleaning my desk which had stacks of books, failed papers, and uneaten lunches on it, I just finished cleaning right before watching this video, I got 2 slices of bread, and half a bread bun, and some tea. Idk what I’m doing but I’m bored and not tired so ima vibe with it-

10:40 TECHNICALLY that's TWO things.

"I lost it at my precious." "So did Smeagol." Too.... Too soon? I think.

I always think that she sounds like Ayano then I remember that shes her voice actor

Ok at 15:07 I lost my shit. I couldn’t breathe for a solid 20 seconds. More please

PEOPLE CAN YOU PLEASE SEND HER MORE OF THESE TO GO CRAZY WITH I KEEP GOING BACK TO THESE VIDEOS TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF THEY ARE SO GOOD IN QUEEN'S VOICE ACTING

FINALLY THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!

When we first moved to our current house, we had a carpeted kitchen and were super confused. We replaced the floor but were just like, why tho.

How she just flexes on all of us with her awesome singing voice what the heck. I love it.

7:19 can we talk about how much of an amazing singer the narrator is

About that last one: Insects are invertebrate, so centaurs, being vertebrate, can't be insects, BUT dragons are six limbed vertebrates, which means that centaurs could be classified as wingless dragons, unless you restrict dragons to six limbed reptiles, in which case centaurs are their own things, along with angels, random four armed humanoid mammals and six limbed mythical creatures, like hippogriffs, perytons and other similar beasts, which have to be mammals (since we're already making a distinction between reptiles and the rest of the world). I waste way too much time.

"What if people had Food Names" She predicted the Food Fantasy game-

5:06 That is some _genuine_ indignation.

To be fair, the stabbing of ceasar was so caotic that many ended up stabbing each other instead of him

Fangirling... I fangodddess mortal.

why did i read “micki going crazy” as “miku going crazy” and why did i half expect just hatsune miku voicing all of this

12:55-feel... free.. to give it another shot

You should know that I'm laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my face at your voices and delivery. So, like... good job!

0:27 Tumblr asking the real questions.

7:20 okay but can we please appreciate this amazing singing?

The sheer power that Tumblr possesses both amazes me and makes me fear for my life

13:53 hA I’ve been thinking about this for years but jokes on you, I _can._ *bow to me, peasant*

That is the first time I’ve ever heard Michaela sing She has a great voice vocals

9:35 when you see the person who said: "are you gonna take our homework?"

i screamed in my head, but managed to turn the volume down from 24 to 6 thank you very much

She did like 180 voices in just this video and sounded like she came out of an episode of THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL...I'm impressed😸

8:00 actually the thing that truly makes gamers the most nervous is the "drowning" music from the under water levels from Sonic!!

It's considered graverobbing when the grave is marked and you don't get paid to dig it up.

she actually sounds like someone who would read an audiobook

13:15 Next time someone asks what I’m doing I’ll just say “You don’t want to know but if you actually do then this will turn into a therapy session” Unless my parents ask I don’t like talking to them about my problems

This almost makes me want to join Tumblr. Almost.

*shows my bf the first post* him: huh thats funny i'm coral blue number 7 me: get out

“Nothing makes a gamer nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location” Me Planning on making a game: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!*

Denki: hey spaghetti dinners ready Mina: what are we having Denki: Margret Iida: I swear everyone in this class is high Bakugo: SHUT UP CHOCOLATE

Okay but are we just going to ignore how good her voice is?

6:01 - 6:22 this post has officially made me laugh too hard 😂😂😂😂

7:21 Can we just apriciate our wonderful woman over here's voice? Dude your exceptionally talented 😲❤️✨

I think this is the most I have ever laughed in my life! You've got some real talent!

9:27 Crofters. The only jelly I will put in my belly. (check the usernames)

Ayano: Fangirling, Excuse me but I am more mature than that. I fanWOMAN, thank you very much. Kizana: Fanwoman? I fanLADY, peasant! Megami: Fanlady? I fanQUEEN, peasant! Oka, most likely posessed: *_FANQUEEN?! I FANGODDESS, MORTAL!!!_* Taro:... That escalated quickly...

8:10 Oh boy oh boy, there's more. Only *1* of the *23* stab wounds was lethal. If not for that one stab wound, Caesar could've survived

7:51 ............. This is very true. All of it. I'm sweating, and crying on the inside...

I was born in 'f****** its school again'.

I have a little story to tell. A few years ago my family and I went to Six Flags Over Texas during the Fright Fest. None of the staff really scared me and I was having a good time watching other people get scared when all of a sudden, the fog machine turned on nearby and I decided to do the Yandere-chan laugh after getting in the fog. I haven't seen people run so fast away from me in my life.

12:31 Zuko that you

"I lost it at my precious" So did seamgol 🤣🤣🤣

12:09 wait, because of the virus, can we do this safely now?

Your singing is great, your voices are great, best accidental click ever.

11:39 my mind immediately went 'its the free trial with ads'

How to make yourself happy: Watch this Wait, *Mayonaise DOES come in cans*

7:34 1. Open KZfaq 2. Open this video.

13:45 I can change the volume in my head, just only when I’m really lost in thought

6:41 you know why youre here

10:00 I read this as tornado and was very confused

This whole video brightened my day F school I’m staying home

2:38 So I actually asked a archaeology student and apparently there are laws for that kind of thing.

2:27 A random Spinel appeared!

These tumblr post are taking me back man. The fact that I actually remembered all of these shows that I spent too much time on Tumblr in High School😅😅

Omg- SCREEEEEEEEECH AGREED, IM GOING INSANE

11:09 ONE TIME I WAS THINKING OF THE WORD 22ND BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SAID “SECONDY SECOND”

7:03 *SAME.* like okay, i /know/ what the black market actually is, but that's how my brain visualizes it

10:53 🤣😭 why did I laugh so much smh

9:04 the 'WILDCATS' stole my weave. i'm shaking.

I've seen all of these so many times. I've quoted the entirity of Cinnamon and Paprika to my girlfriend. As it played, I said it so loud I'm sure my brother heard in the other room. Yes. Thank you.

11:52 I was out in the hallway of my building, filling up my water bottle at one in the morning, and I suddenly remembered this part...and then I remember the rest of the post and I ran back into my room in as fast as possible, scared that I was going to get murdered despite that no one can get into the building without a key.

The vampire one is most likely a reverse snake situation. Instead of the organs causing the fangs to inject venom, it causes them to intake the blood, likely leading to a special organ vampires have that directly converts blood into nutrients since they're still able to eat other things without digesting those things past the mouth in most stories.

8:24 I imagine this in the Zootoopia universe Tasmanian Devil: THAT WASN'T A JOKE?! DID THEY FIRE THE WEATHER CHICKEN!?! @+'_¥=¢÷¢$=¢!!!!!!!!

2:49 why does this have the exact voice and energy of Squidward when he gets angry

12:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂 I’M JUST- I- I CAN’T EVEN- _wheeze_

For 1:49 its should have gone like this "Math more like meth"

9:21 *nice name you got there, my love for it is infinitesimal*

0:55 correction, everyone on the internet is high

LMAO Oh my Michaela you've outdone yourself. I love this and I would LOVE to see more 6:40 this is my favorite

Oh my gosh, my entire family is asleep while I watch this, I have to shove my face into a pillow to not wake them with my non-stop laughing!

I always put the playlist on repeat XD still laughing because of this

I needed this during quarantine And i thought i was insane but this video proved me wrong

13:55 I would like to point out you can indeed, change the volume of the voice in your head. Except YOU can't actually change it, it happens when your brain isn't paying attention enough to think about it. This is all from personal experience but when your brain isn't focused and is in a state of thoughtlessness like when you about to fall asleep and suddenly something comes into your head, it is sudden and sharp and has the same affect as if your were having silence in your room and a sibling burst in asking about something

Quick fun fact related to the "what if food had people names and people had food names", post: In mexico, Nacho is an actual name, one of my spanish classmates chose it for his spanish name, so we just had someone who was called Nacho

Dude literally made my day, like, havent laughed like I did in years, even consecutively. Kudos.

14:13 Hi, I have maladaptive daydreaming + hallucinations I can make the voice in my head louder and it makes me physically tremble c:

I'm begging you, please make more. I haven't laughed this much for a while.

2:58 as someone from Portugull I am very amused by this one