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@ugandanmetalsonic88792 жыл бұрын
alcohol
@ThatOneCatGamePlayer Жыл бұрын
Me when the when me the when me the when me when the when
@berserk9968 Жыл бұрын
It's uhh.. unavailable
@elizabethkass49 Жыл бұрын
FYI welcome to the beginning of the end of days
@dchhhadarklight2428 Жыл бұрын
Where's the God fanfic comment?
@coreythecasualoddity27344 жыл бұрын
God creating Gordon Ramsay God: take one of those humans we made. Angel: okay. God: now have them be an amazing chef. Angel: good so far God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns. Angel:ugh... anything else God: make him really nice to kids
@lordfelidae45054 жыл бұрын
GoldenGate Productions God: OH, I know! The reason he’s angry is he HATES people being lazy or bad at food, and will rip them to SHREDS if they fail to meet his standards.
@coreythecasualoddity27344 жыл бұрын
Lord Felidae Angel:... WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?
@NokonMizuki4 жыл бұрын
No one remove this number!!! They took the sacred number away😭💔😭
@225_sonic4 жыл бұрын
Darkener Plays what 69
@yokitheshiba87054 жыл бұрын
And make him never finding the lamb sauce
@extrez3 жыл бұрын
God: Okay, take a slug. Angel: Alright. God: *Put a rock on it's back.*
@genericyoutubecommenter5893 жыл бұрын
A: why would you- G: also the rock is hollow and it lives in the rock
@pico35403 жыл бұрын
@@genericyoutubecommenter589 lol
@pico35403 жыл бұрын
@extrez lol
@imerisnoteris3 жыл бұрын
"and make sure it sounds like a cat in a tv show about a sponge"
@china-rj4pg3 жыл бұрын
@@imerisnoteris s:no
@aerohydreigon11013 жыл бұрын
God: Take a stick Angel: Yes... God: *_G I V E I T L E G S_*
@simon32562 жыл бұрын
get stick bugged
@wolfiadarkangel2 жыл бұрын
I get what it means just legs and I hate it..
@sigisoltau60732 жыл бұрын
@@wolfiadarkangel You hate bugs? Then you gonna love the ones we got here. One is like a Bumblebee but slightly larger, louder and get right into your face, slowly. You first hear it coming, next thing you know it's hovering in front of your face.
@Skoolitz2 жыл бұрын
@@sigisoltau6073 they mean the stick bug meme ( *i think* )
@vaguelywukong Жыл бұрын
get stick bugged lol
@memesfromdeepspace10753 жыл бұрын
The best joke Angel :" God damnt it " God:"IAM RIGHT HERE"
@maviportakal4 жыл бұрын
[God creating ravens] G:see that bird? Make it all black A: okay G: make it smarter than others A: ooo G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes A: OH MY-
@teresateruel54004 жыл бұрын
wait what happened to God's Therapist what happened oh no that's why it got worse
@LadyMythos3154 жыл бұрын
No wonder Ravenclaws are smart
@kaylynhandley19204 жыл бұрын
Also make it collect shiney things :3
@kayissaaa4 жыл бұрын
also make it live like... centuries
@bigmantyrone17284 жыл бұрын
HOW DID YOU KNOW
@lex_cat115 жыл бұрын
It all started with a lil kitten
@IamaPERSON5 жыл бұрын
And it grew into a mighty lion, proud and strong, yet warm and gentle.
@ClamS3N5 жыл бұрын
We're almost there: Kitten on a stair Lime and a pear Lipstick on a pear Wizard at a fair God and his lair
@IamaPERSON5 жыл бұрын
@@ClamS3N SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!
@sirsesamesalad5 жыл бұрын
Fedora hue
@erinstiles52445 жыл бұрын
Vincent Ros2 l
@muhammadkhalishargyaghifar62763 жыл бұрын
(God when he creates giraffes) God: hey you know that brontosaurus? Angel: yeah? God: make a horse version. Angel: what
@lemonyship962 жыл бұрын
I got it G:remember the brontosaurus A:Yeah what about it? G:make it a horse A:the fuck G:now throw the 80s on it A:What the hell are the 80s
@cherryjawbreakalt2 жыл бұрын
I love that God sounds like he has a drinking problem and just made things out of boredom
@sketchyzayaart4 жыл бұрын
[God creates OCs] God: Okay, give the people the power of art. Angel: Okay, that sounds great. God: Now, give them the power of life within their art. Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create. God: Exactly. Angel: Why would you still allow them? God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.
@dawnmatesandcrew68674 жыл бұрын
God: and make some be super overpowered
@allan50854 жыл бұрын
Angel: God, You do realize what you are crea- God: Did I Stutter?
@ionzm46124 жыл бұрын
In my country ocs means Omul cu Șobolani,basicly a man with rats
@CBRN-1154 жыл бұрын
What's an OC?
@sketchyzayaart4 жыл бұрын
Original character. A character you created
@beyoublack79915 жыл бұрын
Satan creating Phoenixes: Satan: You know those hawks god created last week? Demon: Yeah? Satan: Set it on fire.
@articusramos8084 жыл бұрын
God calls Satan: I LIKE YOUR IDEA! BUT also....make it explode in a violent explosion when it dies!!!!!!! AND THEN IT REVIVES!!!!! Angel: WHAT?! Satan: YES!! DO IT!!!!! Demon: YEA HELL YES !!!!! Angel: ..... I'm actually ok with this
@theofficalsilentraven4 жыл бұрын
I love this 😂
@temp64234 жыл бұрын
*Satan
@itsmeh_milly8794 жыл бұрын
It's Satan
@ragglerock26824 жыл бұрын
Satin is a fabric
@lilbroomstick74103 жыл бұрын
[god making axolotls] g: so take a lizard. a: ok nothing off so far. g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head. a: here we go.... g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies. a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.
@fatesalt74133 жыл бұрын
God creating honey badgers God: So you know skunks right? Angel: Yeah? God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat. Angel: What? God: Did I stutter?
@Wyi-the-rogue Жыл бұрын
I think you mean “make it animal doom slayer except instead of killing demons it IS THE DEMON A.”
@cosmicsailor87334 жыл бұрын
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left now" is my favorite line in any vid ever
@elo82754 жыл бұрын
StarStrike Arts YES I LOVED THAT TOO
@Toadmelon4 жыл бұрын
9:02
@_pyxeled4 жыл бұрын
@watermelon• •tree thank you so dang much
@ihavelemonade56404 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Toadmelon4 жыл бұрын
@@_pyxeled np
@sasukeuchiha9615 жыл бұрын
Angel attempts to say f word Demons: *Carefully, he's a hero*
@payten10815 жыл бұрын
Sasuke why...why are you-? never mind
@NoMic_YouTube4 жыл бұрын
69 likes. Nice.
@Firepup7404 жыл бұрын
@@NoMic_KZfaq it's up to 420 now. You're welcome.
@tychus10183 жыл бұрын
No you are
@asteaux3 жыл бұрын
I like how not even 10 minutes into the video God just starts sounding drunk out of his mind and the Angel is so done with his shit lmao
@bucketts61483 жыл бұрын
**God making the mantis shrimp** God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch? Angel: Yeah? G: That but a shrimp. A: W-what? G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP* G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands. A: How will any of that work G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet
@itsdinosaurtime4 жыл бұрын
God making anglerfish: "Hey remember that glowstick I made?" "Yea-" "Shove it in a fishes brain" "Anthing *ELSE....?"* "aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE" "Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"
@tylerschenk40434 жыл бұрын
And make it big. Like the size of a car. Yeah..
@flamingcat11014 жыл бұрын
@@tylerschenk4043 most of them are like. The size of a soccer ball
@blazeshroom38684 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@rosykindbunny13134 жыл бұрын
@Kyran Short It's a summer job.
@quinnw9194 жыл бұрын
“Anything else?” “Make the males attach themselves to the females and die of starvation because they can’t do anything.” “You sick fu-“
@davehall46204 жыл бұрын
God: "I learned my lesson after Danger Noodle Land." Narrator: "Little did the intern know, he had *not* learned his lesson."
@beeafraid223 жыл бұрын
God creating anteaters: God: take this bear and make it small Angel: Ok God: then make its face really long Angel: Ok? God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars Angel: *distant screeching*
@ereninnit3 жыл бұрын
[God Creating Cows] G: Take a horse. A: Okay. G: Make it brown and white. A: Uh okay- G: And make it 2x bigger than a horse. A: *WHAT THE HELL?!*
@MacTechG42 ай бұрын
G; AND MAKE IT DELICIOUS!
@sharkiemc67834 жыл бұрын
God creating ferrets: God: Take a cat and a snake Angel: Okay God: Combine them Angel: Alright God: AND MAKE THEM STEAL STUFF Angel: WHY
@RayOLight4 жыл бұрын
yayos It should be God: Take a cat and a death noodle
@8bitdill2454 жыл бұрын
Make them walcc
@Dumb_Killjoy4 жыл бұрын
G: And make them really easy to clog. Like, if it eats something that should be harmless, like a large crumb, it will die. A: WHY? G: Cause why not!! A: *screams*
@ABANDONED234564 жыл бұрын
God: AND MAKE THEM SUPER FUCKING VICIOUS! Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?
@Skye14214 жыл бұрын
And Walcc
@waitingfortheequinnox4 жыл бұрын
God making me: God - Take a human. Angel - Ok? God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect. Angel - Umm... why? God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time. Angel - ...what. God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily. Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY
@raidentheradiant17244 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@allisforgotten23334 жыл бұрын
*_do you mean me_*
@asu_meii4 жыл бұрын
Astrum OS me all the way
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma4 жыл бұрын
M O O D
@waitingfortheequinnox2 жыл бұрын
This is still- still me
@danieljones32913 жыл бұрын
"Bartleby!? Can you convince a ferret to fsck a possum?!" I'm so happy I was already on the toilet when my phone shouted this one out...
@v3x11073 жыл бұрын
I just realized how similar Plankton and drunk/tired God sound
@Momo_Kawashima3 жыл бұрын
"Remember the tuxedo birds?" "Oh great..." "HAVE THEM RULE THE LAND!" I agree
@Momo_Kawashima3 жыл бұрын
@Wesley Maxfield because I am everywhere
@Kurukurumii3 жыл бұрын
@@Momo_Kawashima ah yes, the Short Tempered Gunner of the Pz.38(t)/Hetzer that cant aim for shit
@Momo_Kawashima3 жыл бұрын
@@Kurukurumii SHUT UP
@Kurukurumii3 жыл бұрын
@@Momo_Kawashima n a h M o m o - c h a n
@Momo_Kawashima3 жыл бұрын
@@Kurukurumii DON'T CALL ME MOMO-CHAN
@officersoulknight63213 жыл бұрын
I’ve always found it funny that a horse with a horn doesn’t exist, but a Big yellow horse with brown spots, a blue tongue, and a crazy neck does.
@joseluisborreroaledo72833 жыл бұрын
By the logic of evolution, horses being herbivores males it so the horn would only be used as deer's horns, to intimidate and find a partner, while the giraffe got the neck because in the habitat they habited there were tall trees, making them evolve with long necks and legs, I know it's a joke btw
@kronazmusic54973 жыл бұрын
@@joseluisborreroaledo7283 bro shut up you ruined the joke
@CheddarCheeseRebirthed3 жыл бұрын
@@kronazmusic5497 he knows that it's a joke, why are you being aggressive
@kronazmusic54973 жыл бұрын
@@CheddarCheeseRebirthed he ruined the joke by explaining it
@CheddarCheeseRebirthed3 жыл бұрын
@@kronazmusic5497 yeah but there's no need to be aggressive bro
@pifflesomepuffnadder8552 жыл бұрын
*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."* *He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?" *Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*
@acronym.43282 жыл бұрын
That ending was perhaps the most beautiful thing I had seen through this. *Problem was a certain album was right around the corner and made me realize how God didn't think it through a little longer*
@slug43014 жыл бұрын
(God making cheetahs) God: Ok so take a cat... Angel: Got that. God: make it big! angel: I don’t like where this is going… God: give it pretty spots! Angel: not as bad as I tho- God: *make it speed*
@balloonboy_3214 жыл бұрын
MAKE. IT .SPEED!!!! (Edit) wow... my reply got highlighted... cool!
@Kuriboh10084 жыл бұрын
So big boy spotted Lightning McQueen cats?
@slug43014 жыл бұрын
suicune boy 15 exactly
@Kuriboh10084 жыл бұрын
@@slug4301 and lemme guess... it's aggressive and carnivorous?
@slug43014 жыл бұрын
suicune boy 15, yes, but its nice to baby speed bois
@Redmanescourage5 жыл бұрын
God makes teddy bears: G: Take a bear A: ok G: make it small and lovable A: aw, finally something cute and normal G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff. A: *dials therapist* Send help
@Angel-zz6it5 жыл бұрын
Proto Playz but didn’t humans create the teddy beer
@CyndaReal5 жыл бұрын
GAGAGA lmao
@TunaFIZH-lp1lk5 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!! LMAOOOOO
@maxzapsgamingzepzeap23375 жыл бұрын
@@Angel-zz6it Who do you think gave Humans the idea?
@Angel-zz6it5 жыл бұрын
MaxZaps Gaming idk
@anthonyconner91802 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, I'm a Christian, and I find this hilarious. Maybe it's your delivery, but I can't stop chuckling or even laughing at some of these!
@pneumonianakey3 жыл бұрын
(God making sea urchin) G: so you remember hedgehogs? A:**looong sigh** yes G: how about we make a underwater one? A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves? G: i see you now understand me c:
@Krios_Anx-zu5kl5 жыл бұрын
A: I see why Lucifer left- G: WHAT WAS THAT- A: NOTHING
@ghostlavender98735 жыл бұрын
TheGame Playz I agree with Lucifer’s decision
@Moon_Drawz5 жыл бұрын
Ghost Lavender same
@cdcopycat9975 жыл бұрын
Lol
@introvertedspider48575 жыл бұрын
XD
@Justme2278j5 жыл бұрын
WHAT WAS THAT?
@perlex97915 жыл бұрын
59 Mins long No ads, RESPECT
@viljar_53395 жыл бұрын
This comment made me realize that I've been watching for 34 minutes, without commenting the length of the video
@perlex97915 жыл бұрын
@@viljar_5339 lol
@dianasal88555 жыл бұрын
Perlex RESPECT
@rae64365 жыл бұрын
That probably means this creator isn't making much money from this, y'know?
@RMSal5 жыл бұрын
😂
@christianmckee36142 жыл бұрын
9:23 Easily the best one. The way he says “A-And you know…pine cones?” Fuckin killed me XD
@nicki_mustaine3 жыл бұрын
That ending made me cry, God damn it
@essbee96514 жыл бұрын
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left" Me: hold up
@grimwolf77574 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@naomischwarcz46174 жыл бұрын
**Le sigh**
@bonbon73354 жыл бұрын
Lol
@JohnDoe-du1ks4 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as I heard it in the video
@SnackGuy2Star4 жыл бұрын
That means...
@punlivesmatterowo60475 жыл бұрын
[God creates chupacabra] G: Vampire wolves. A: say what again- G: *VAMPIRE WOLVES!*
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec5 жыл бұрын
PunLivesMatter ÒwÓ God: And make it target sheeps!
@hunterowl17565 жыл бұрын
A: What else, do you want his eyes to glow? G: Oh great idea A: Damnit G: Also, make it so no one believes in it
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec5 жыл бұрын
Hunterowl17 5 God: And make sure anyone who can see them are considered crazy.
@thereisalwaysarainbowafter13645 жыл бұрын
Khanh Nguyen Angel: you son of a bit-
@hunterowl17565 жыл бұрын
G: Now let's make a plesiosaur that lives in a tiny loch!
@j_g91093 жыл бұрын
“I learned my lesson after danger noodle land.” No sir, no you did not.
@joyoliveras63113 жыл бұрын
I like how the angels are always complaining but still do it
@astolenusername76875 жыл бұрын
(God creating armadillos) G: Tactical assault possums A: What G: *I SAID TACTICAL ASSAULT POSSUMS*
@Goldenrod69015 жыл бұрын
And give leprosy to those who eat it
@aresolaivar12555 жыл бұрын
lol
@toothpasteeater41455 жыл бұрын
@@Goldenrod6901 I am offended, raptor draws
@toothpasteeater41455 жыл бұрын
I like the new nickname
@Ray-hk1zm5 жыл бұрын
@@toothpasteeater4145 So maybe don't get eaten? It's a pretty simple solution, and works for both sides, you silly tactical assault possum!
@rlharveson4 жыл бұрын
God: Okay, take a human." Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far." God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch" Angel: "A little weird, but okay." God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it." Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!" God: "You'll see . . !"
@scoobersceeber90214 жыл бұрын
Make everyone hate it for like, 5 years. Why? Then everyone loves it so much that they tell 9 year olds who play another game which I'll call Fortnite to kill themselves. *screaming*
@Hanarchy234 жыл бұрын
G: oh and make the creator racist!
@rookc.88754 жыл бұрын
@@Hanarchy23 ?
@funnylittlecreature4 жыл бұрын
Ford F-150 bad take
@lestatsgirlypop4 жыл бұрын
@@Hanarchy23 please...dont make me uninstall minecraft from my phone, please, dont tell me nothing is racist. No..dont ruin my childhood for me.
@_Breadstix_2 жыл бұрын
God making sloths: God: take a monkey. Angel: alright. God: make it have a cute round face. Angel: okay cute… God: give it lots of fur. Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet! God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws* Angel: of course…
@blu35615 жыл бұрын
God making dogs G: Get a wolf. A: Here it comes... G: Make it less evil. A: Oh, this ain't bad actually! G: Make humans enslave them. A: There it is. G: And make it eat it's own throw up. A: *_Son of a BIT-_*
@calmandcollecting98415 жыл бұрын
A bitch is a female dog... IRONY
@pissganger66125 жыл бұрын
And it’s poop and literally everything’s poop
@SPastaL5 жыл бұрын
G: Give it the tendency to bury it's face in the colon of any and all living creatures! A: ...u-uh... S-sir?! Why d- G: DON'T QUESTION ME OR MY METHODS!!
@queenkaterose5 жыл бұрын
that was my dog (before the great flea infestation when we had to give her away we also live in an apartment so we don't have a back yard)
@queenkaterose5 жыл бұрын
@@calmandcollecting9841 it also means pregnant female dog
@phoenix_flame25614 жыл бұрын
I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.
@SeraphOC4 жыл бұрын
OG angel quits, and drunken god gets a new one to do this.
@phoenix_flame25614 жыл бұрын
@BringbackKotorDisney And so the cycle begins anew.
@bumblebeetlebee5187 Жыл бұрын
NO CAUSE IM LITERALLY CRYING BC OF THE END????? I WASNT READY FOR THAT?????
@JustSomeBrazilian3 жыл бұрын
What was I expecting when he brought up Brazil? and how did he perfectly summarize what the stereotype here is? Anyways so the war between how to spell cookie has been settled, if it has no filling/frosting it's called "Bolacha" and if it has filling/frosting it is called "Biscoito"
@TheDoginator4 жыл бұрын
God making Australia: God: So take a big island... Angel: okay, pretty nor- God: now set it on fire Angel: WHAT THE FU-
@Itsjanellealiyah4 жыл бұрын
Ooof 🤭
@somerandomfangirl5554 жыл бұрын
* Australians join chat * I heard that, you wanker! God bless the land
@nexygamer64094 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@megarayquaza90544 жыл бұрын
Well this was a good one cuz it happened apparently
@calista_taylo_gr.9ezra8324 жыл бұрын
Oh GO-
@kippkipper39245 жыл бұрын
Favorite line Angel: im starting to see why Lucifer left..
@rossmoonlighthamilton64285 жыл бұрын
Mine is ' bigger then a real set of badonkers '
@lynxweatherall71145 жыл бұрын
I agree
@dootdoodle569 Жыл бұрын
1:38 I love that this implies John Cena predates kangaroos
@a_singular_nugget Жыл бұрын
Well hes gotta learn to be invisible somehow
@BROMALGAMATE80113 жыл бұрын
I actually live in Australia and that thing about God making Australia, sounding like he’s drunk and making it out of danger noodles, I can tell you, that is 50% accurate. Edit: that ending was very sad…
@nateharris50124 жыл бұрын
I love how Satan treats his intern better than God does lol
@saintlucifer10404 жыл бұрын
I left fot a reason buddy
@ShotoTodoroki-sq6yw4 жыл бұрын
Nate Harris Assuming they switched roles there 😂
@ThatOneKate4 жыл бұрын
That why hes better
@ShotoTodoroki-sq6yw4 жыл бұрын
DemonicWeeb AMV ikr
@parvanehchristensen35874 жыл бұрын
Trigger warning kankri
@viewingdownn3 жыл бұрын
god making crickets: G: take a small bug A: got it G: make it loud as fu- A: *No.* G: *Y E S.* G: also make it jump like a crackhead with weird ass legs
@marsthecomet97673 жыл бұрын
Lol
@youraunt3 жыл бұрын
God making grasshoppers: G: take a cricket. A: where is this going G: make it less loud A: okay, this is finally normal. G: give it extremely long legs A: wat G: give it the ability to hop A: _excuse me_ G: make it associated with music A: _oh god no_
@stormrider243 жыл бұрын
MAKE IT PLAY THE VIOLIN WITH IT'S KNEES
@laimawolf68263 жыл бұрын
lol
@CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R3 жыл бұрын
Did you see mine its a lol
@chaostheultimayt2 жыл бұрын
That ending was genuinely emotional.. WHY WAS THAT GENUINELY SADDENING?!
@SchwarzSchwertkampfer2 жыл бұрын
17:22 Way too nostalgic. Very good memories😆😄😆
@haroldtheherald66374 жыл бұрын
God creating 2020 G: Hey I'll be on holiday A: Ok G: So Devil will be in charge A: Ok... WAIT WHAT!? D: *YES YES YES!!!*
@cheeezz44043 жыл бұрын
and then when god came back D: desctruction! domination! yes yes yes
@kitkatbreaker12703 жыл бұрын
God:comes back Devil:why do I here boss music?
@NonBinaryLemon3 жыл бұрын
Devil: ok let's get started! First off, deadly deisese called corona-virus. Ok? A: WHAT NO D: I'm. In. Charge. A: oh shi- this is gonna be bad.
@GachaLifeGirl3 жыл бұрын
@@kitkatbreaker1270 G: WHAT THE F*CK, SATAN!?!? I TOLD YOU TO BE REASONABLE WITH THE HELL YEAR!!!! **sigh** I’ll take the carrot out of office to make sure the world doesn’t burn since he CLEARLY doesn’t care about the DEADLY VIRUS YOU MADE!!!!
@kitkatbreaker12703 жыл бұрын
@@GachaLifeGirl D: oh ya about that,he's not willing to leave office
@thelucifero13425 жыл бұрын
"I start to understand why Lucifer left" xD
@audricanimations94704 жыл бұрын
Now i think hell is better than heaven. *sigh*
@ThisReynaRose4 жыл бұрын
Hell is always better *>:3*
@TheSkeletalQueen4 жыл бұрын
Well of course! My father if better than God
@raeplaysval3 жыл бұрын
i love how the goofiest of videos always have the most moving endings
@Xaiquyn Жыл бұрын
15:37 As a Canadian I can confirm that, most Canadians are nice most of the time, moose are in fact everywhere, it is very cold 98% of the time, and that I will get VERY violent when it comes to ice hockey
@mingimoiaspioon37864 жыл бұрын
(Making allergies) God: remember the humans Angel: yeah God: Ok so select a few of them... Angel: ok so far so good God: and make it so that whenever they touch random things or eat random foods they suffocate and die! :) Angel: God: WHATCHA WAITING FOR GO
@charlenegracerea79473 жыл бұрын
*Angel Left The Game*
@Claramoo3 жыл бұрын
*Angel Left The Chat*
@serendipity62353 жыл бұрын
Me when I touch dogs or cats
@ghostnebula88053 жыл бұрын
Animals can have allergies. For example: my dog is allergic to human dander.
@mingimoiaspioon37863 жыл бұрын
@@ghostnebula8805 ok
@syborgcat38305 жыл бұрын
Satan creating printers Satan: make basically me but in a machine form Demon: you are such a genius master
@____N____5 жыл бұрын
But make most cats like them.
@madgirlbitchingboutstuffs43445 жыл бұрын
@@____N____ would be akward if demons didn't like Saten.
@RileyA.4 жыл бұрын
@@madgirlbitchingboutstuffs4344 oof
@THE_XaiXaiTV2 жыл бұрын
why did the ending nearly make me cry😭 it was so wholesome
@PurpleOrca-3 жыл бұрын
"Make them unable to enjoy anything for a week Demon: Just a week in their whole lifetime? Devil: every month!" Me: *rage intensifies^
@justanewokwithinternetacce39054 жыл бұрын
God creating Dragon’s Blood tree: G: take a tree A: ok. G: Put it in Africa. A: Anything else? G: Make it bleed. A: WHY?
@jazztfa81054 жыл бұрын
G: Give me your entire stock.
@God-ng4pk4 жыл бұрын
CAUSE I SAID SO
@ironbackplays78613 жыл бұрын
*”HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER?”* “Sup.” Lucifer- chill af
@Southparkfan5982 жыл бұрын
I can't, the ending is so adorable and wholesome-
@forest449532 жыл бұрын
After watching the entire hour, I wasn’t expecting the end- I feel genuinely saddened by the end of it. I didn’t think I’d feel that way… Now that’s aside, this entire series was really well done! Enjoyed every moment of it, including the creation of the memory at the end.
@mc_blue_berry5 жыл бұрын
God creating Florida: God: Okay, we need a new state for the U.S. Angel: *Sigh* God: Make it have lots of sunshine. Angel: Got it. God: BEAUTIFUL beaches. Angel: Oh, wow. God: And a really fun amusement park. Angel: This seems kind of ni- God: Now make it humid and rain all the time, but when it's not raining, it is a giant oven. Angel: BUT WHY- God: And everyone from there is crazy. Angel: *Inhale*
@LilithGrace135 жыл бұрын
As being someone from Florida, this is so accurate that it hurts.
@user-jc8by2wj8g5 жыл бұрын
Hannah Brown Yeah it is pretty accurate
@mcfydsbgt91805 жыл бұрын
This....is so accurate...so true
@GenesisDoesGacha5 жыл бұрын
Now I know why Flamingo is like that
@Yeabruh6665 жыл бұрын
When u say crazy u mean all of the serial killers right
@RainbowYoshi373 жыл бұрын
A: Sir you forgot something! G: What is it? A: The sea bunnies dont have any way to breathe! G: Oh for the love of- Y'know what. Just give em butt lungs.
@crowthetherian3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO I WAS DYING FROM THIS THOO
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
Wait what animal is this
@EliteWarrior10262 жыл бұрын
21:51 As a missionary's kid who grew up in Estonia, I can confirm that no one has heard of it. So hearing it mentioned anywhere brings a smile to my face! :D
@crimsonlegion204812 күн бұрын
Y'know, this is probably the best answer I'd get for the question "How are we made in gods image." What if he's just a dude doing stuff out of boredom, who is really chill.
@mlgodzilla42064 жыл бұрын
God making Godzilla: G:“Ok I liked the idea of dinosaurs” A:”Cool” G:”but make it B I G G E R” A:”isn’t that biologically impossible!?” G:”AND MAKE IT SHOOT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH!”
@ColWilBald4 жыл бұрын
MLGODZILLA420 *atomic death lasers
@dex76764 жыл бұрын
G: AND MAKE LiKE 4 MORE
@irishspartanstudios4 жыл бұрын
Not being a choosing beggar here, but that's a dragon.
@plushiibean4 жыл бұрын
G:"Wait no, instead of fire, it's A FUCKING BEAM OF PURE ENERGY AND ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!!!" A:"Lucifer i wanna jo- G:"S H U T ! ! !"
@jesus_god_christ4504 жыл бұрын
Ok you can wooosh me if you want but, I'm a Godzilla fan to the max of the max, so................ its radiation you dumb poopy face
@theshusher12343 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is actually what God was like when he made earth. It just makes more sense
@mirdav79543 жыл бұрын
Tuxedo birds
@rhavenovoidderris41093 жыл бұрын
And the mother nature in a bikini sounds like him if this is true
@paul_warner3 жыл бұрын
*God inventing farts* God: "what if they randomly made really foul odors for no reason sometimes?" Angel: "couldn't they hold it in?" God: "ooh yeah but make that painful"
@cranberryjuice39983 жыл бұрын
"god has a plan"
@cranberryjuice39983 жыл бұрын
NO THE FRICK HE DOES NOT.
@Invisiblecreator-c1b7 ай бұрын
57:00 cried my eyes out, love coming back to this for the laughs and this moment
@eliklein2303 Жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this is just, so so much heresy. However my pastor and I watch this so often. I can't hate it.
@veggiesnek41084 жыл бұрын
[God Creating Ball Pythons] God: Take a danger noodle Angel: Here we go again.. God: Make it be able to curl in a ball when scared Angel: Okay.. let me guess, next is poison? God: *NO, Make it adorable* Angel: Oh.. I like where this is going. God: Make humans love it and it is very friendly. Angel: Whats next God: Thats it. Angel: *YES!!!!*
@marsbar9994 жыл бұрын
God making Mexican Black Kingsnake: GOD: take the danger noodles... ANGEL: *sweating* and? GOD: and make them smaller than the pythons we made yesterday ANGEL: okay, got it...? GOD: Make them black. Entirely black. The humans will keep them as pets too! ANGEL: how can the humans find them if they're entirely black? GOD: they shine like rainbows!! ANGEL: ....ok what's the catch? GOD: nothing. They just bite if they're scared or hungry. ANGEL: ... GOD: what? ANGEL: .....Y E S!
@Silksper4 жыл бұрын
Oh my
@NINER-bn7jh4 жыл бұрын
God: wait I forgot one thing, then make it randomly kill one baby, one baby specifically Angel: Fuuuuuuuck
@TheSkeletalQueen4 жыл бұрын
I agree very much with both of these
@vixtion91804 жыл бұрын
Yes, I can relate. *looks at snek basking in his light* yes
@RedTHedge4 жыл бұрын
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left" Best thing I've heard today.
@shiratama26814 жыл бұрын
Satan's done with god's crud
@penguinman36843 жыл бұрын
(Creating the ducks) G: Take a bird A: Ok... G: now put some fucking pringles on its face. A: aughugauh!
@corruptedinsanitysans2 жыл бұрын
1:53 me after my friend says something sussy:
@D3F.3 жыл бұрын
[God making armadillos] God: Tactical Assault Possums Owen: What- God: *DID I STUTTER?* Owen: (sigh) fine Sir.
@YeOWest3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@D3F.3 жыл бұрын
@@YeOWest xD
@D3F.3 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Garcia y e s
@YeOWest3 жыл бұрын
@@D3F. I’m an agel
@YeOWest3 жыл бұрын
Angel
@AmericanBrit98342 жыл бұрын
Making moles G: Take a rat A: Okay G: Make em blind A: sounds cruel but okay G: make them hide underground A: I can see where this is going G:AND MAKE THEIR NOSES STAR SHAPED!
@adenmoore30554 ай бұрын
I always forget that this ends sad and it hits just as hard every time
@myownmeadow13204 жыл бұрын
Axolotl: “Make a salamander that never grows up.” -...Ok... “In Mexico.” -???
@carolinethecat57345 жыл бұрын
*God creating cactus* G:make a cute Plant. A:sure! G: make Most of people love it . A:that sounds fi- G:and make it have spikes And too hard to find! A:do you have to ruin everything!! Edit:Wow 270 likes thats the most i'v ever got.thanks alot! Now cactus fór all thé nice people 🌵🌵🌵
@TheONLYFeli05 жыл бұрын
not in Florida is it hard to find >:D
@yesteryear65615 жыл бұрын
I approve
@yejidennisse31945 жыл бұрын
caroline the cat lol
@rowanheart81225 жыл бұрын
@@TheONLYFeli0 I have a pet cactus actually. It's a Xmas cactus so it's not sharp at all
@direwolf82575 жыл бұрын
caroline the cat not that hard to find?
@cardinalhamneggs52533 жыл бұрын
Also, about durians: While I’ve never eaten one myself, I’ve had durian-flavored hard candy before and it’s really good!
@themanwhospeaksinhands75872 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the information!
@kamasemegane74975 жыл бұрын
A 59 min video of God creates without ads Carefully, he's a hero ps. now it has ads ╥﹏╥
@Arctic17045 жыл бұрын
Because that's what heroes do
@skullotonin5 жыл бұрын
not all heros wear capes
@darkpit1635 жыл бұрын
Don't drop him
@ans58485 жыл бұрын
and downloadable boii now we got the real god
@ans58485 жыл бұрын
@@skribblet. i subbed and turned bell
@bearychu79515 жыл бұрын
It sucks.....because... I live in.... DANGER NOODLE LAND
@rachelduncan91705 жыл бұрын
I live in Drunk potato land. So many drunkards...
@liazzyfun47995 жыл бұрын
At least satan had mercy on you and didn’t put the lava there
@evilbabyarra77805 жыл бұрын
GIMME ALL OF THEEMMMMM
@sir_taco-bq2mv5 жыл бұрын
O god be careful
@thegodofcheese31645 жыл бұрын
Oof
@instantpurple12823 жыл бұрын
God making Rhubarb G: Alright, take a plant A: Okay. G: Make it’s stalks delicious when cooked and give it really large leaves A: This sounds pretty go- G: *And make the leaves poisonous.* A: WHY?
@blackcat09tails55 Жыл бұрын
God seeing into the future and doing all this to his angels for giggles out of boredom because he knows everything already
@KatieSakura5 жыл бұрын
[GOD CREATING KZfaq] G: Okay, I’m bored with animals now. A: Whew. It was getting to be too much. G: I want to make something for the humans. A: Okay....? G: So they should be able to watch lots of videos on this... website I could call it. A: Normal so far G: Lots of different types of videos. And let them upload their own, too. A: Sounds quite fun- G: And make this be the reason why they do illegal things, poison themselves with laundry pods, and make idiots famous. A: WHAT THE-
@ather97845 жыл бұрын
Underated comment 😂😂
@Wildcard-Jack-475 жыл бұрын
ꨄ Katie Sakura ꨄ G: and make them make videos of these conversations we are having A: how the fuck
@whomst.isthere5 жыл бұрын
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 Bootiful
@rowlettboy57485 жыл бұрын
G:and take most of ther money
@michaelfinlay14125 жыл бұрын
G: and make humans dumber to make it more fun to watch! A: well ok...........
@IamaPERSON5 жыл бұрын
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
@w_hle38285 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@johnnydough40485 жыл бұрын
I'm still crying 😭
@can0cringe5 жыл бұрын
Goddamn it I KNOW I saw this somewhere before.. ughhhhh I can’t remember anything
@IamaPERSON5 жыл бұрын
@@can0cringe it's a doctor Seuss quote
@can0cringe5 жыл бұрын
I am a PERSON : THANK YOU Yeeteth the Feeteth I shall now Disappeareth
@bluefeathers6812 жыл бұрын
When your Australian and took Humanities and Social Science classes on the great emu war: **Laughing Intensifies**
@excaliburplays9245 ай бұрын
God. I remember watching this. I loved these
@SorielHDTBers2 ай бұрын
Pun intended?
@excaliburplays9242 ай бұрын
@@SorielHDTBers surprisingly enough no
@sludge81144 жыл бұрын
God making geckos: G: alright remember the lizards A: yeah... G: put tiny pieces of Velcro on their feet A: that makes no sense G: oh and also get rid of their eyelids A: that makes even less sense G: but make them lick their eyes to clean them. Trust me it’ll be adorable A: oh wow. That is adorable. What was the point of making them have Velcro toes tho G: so they can do the eye thing upside down A: ...
@Dopamine6214 жыл бұрын
God creating dogs: G: what do you have there? A: oh its a cute furry animal that barks G: there cute, put them on earth A: but the dinosa- G: *NUKE EM*
@felixsunfinishedstarbucks34554 жыл бұрын
I love this
@superd88264 жыл бұрын
@@felixsunfinishedstarbucks3455 agreed lol
@DoctorBones14 жыл бұрын
but your pfp...
@beastlymace22144 жыл бұрын
I see u read aog on WEBTOON
@controlledchaosstudios53644 жыл бұрын
NUKE THE LIZARDS
@Empyric Жыл бұрын
I feel like the England one should start with: "So, you know those non-white humans I made yesterday?"
@criidawg Жыл бұрын
This is kinda nostalgic for some reason, lol. Maybe because I watched these alot when I was younger.
@chewie34364 жыл бұрын
God making murder hornets God: Hey remember those wasps Satan made? Angel: Oh no. God: Make them bigger and orange.
@microwave51274 жыл бұрын
Murder hornet is a made up term by idiots
@thepigeonsofthepacificnort22684 жыл бұрын
TylerA it’s actually a made up term by people who saw them “murdering” bees, hence MURDER hornet
@congaberry4 жыл бұрын
G: Also make them murder bees :) A: *I fucking k n e w it would get worse..*
@fe_hann4 жыл бұрын
Satan: Finally you respect me
@5cvc4 жыл бұрын
Angel: what's the name..? God: Japense giant hornet Angel: WHAT DID THE JAPENSE DO? God: dO nOT QUEstIoN mE!1!1!!!11