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God creating Gordon Ramsay God: take one of those humans we made. Angel: okay. God: now have them be an amazing chef. Angel: good so far God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns. Angel:ugh... anything else God: make him really nice to kids

God: Okay, take a slug. Angel: Alright. God: *Put a rock on it's back.*

God: Take a stick Angel: Yes... God: *_G I V E I T L E G S_*

The best joke Angel :" God damnt it " God:"IAM RIGHT HERE"

[God creating ravens] G:see that bird? Make it all black A: okay G: make it smarter than others A: ooo G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes A: OH MY-

It all started with a lil kitten

(God when he creates giraffes) God: hey you know that brontosaurus? Angel: yeah? God: make a horse version. Angel: what

I love that God sounds like he has a drinking problem and just made things out of boredom

[God creates OCs] God: Okay, give the people the power of art. Angel: Okay, that sounds great. God: Now, give them the power of life within their art. Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create. God: Exactly. Angel: Why would you still allow them? God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.

Satan creating Phoenixes: Satan: You know those hawks god created last week? Demon: Yeah? Satan: Set it on fire.

[god making axolotls] g: so take a lizard. a: ok nothing off so far. g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head. a: here we go.... g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies. a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.

God creating honey badgers God: So you know skunks right? Angel: Yeah? God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat. Angel: What? God: Did I stutter?

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left now" is my favorite line in any vid ever

Angel attempts to say f word Demons: *Carefully, he's a hero*

I like how not even 10 minutes into the video God just starts sounding drunk out of his mind and the Angel is so done with his shit lmao

**God making the mantis shrimp** God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch? Angel: Yeah? G: That but a shrimp. A: W-what? G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP* G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands. A: How will any of that work G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet

God making anglerfish: "Hey remember that glowstick I made?" "Yea-" "Shove it in a fishes brain" "Anthing *ELSE....?"* "aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE" "Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"

God: "I learned my lesson after Danger Noodle Land." Narrator: "Little did the intern know, he had *not* learned his lesson."

God creating anteaters: God: take this bear and make it small Angel: Ok God: then make its face really long Angel: Ok? God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars Angel: *distant screeching*

[God Creating Cows] G: Take a horse. A: Okay. G: Make it brown and white. A: Uh okay- G: And make it 2x bigger than a horse. A: *WHAT THE HELL?!*

God creating ferrets: God: Take a cat and a snake Angel: Okay God: Combine them Angel: Alright God: AND MAKE THEM STEAL STUFF Angel: WHY

God making me: God - Take a human. Angel - Ok? God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect. Angel - Umm... why? God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time. Angel - ...what. God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily. Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY

"Bartleby!? Can you convince a ferret to fsck a possum?!" I'm so happy I was already on the toilet when my phone shouted this one out...

I just realized how similar Plankton and drunk/tired God sound

"Remember the tuxedo birds?" "Oh great..." "HAVE THEM RULE THE LAND!" I agree

I’ve always found it funny that a horse with a horn doesn’t exist, but a Big yellow horse with brown spots, a blue tongue, and a crazy neck does.

*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."* *He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?" *Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*

That ending was perhaps the most beautiful thing I had seen through this. *Problem was a certain album was right around the corner and made me realize how God didn't think it through a little longer*

(God making cheetahs) God: Ok so take a cat... Angel: Got that. God: make it big! angel: I don’t like where this is going… God: give it pretty spots! Angel: not as bad as I tho- God: *make it speed*

God makes teddy bears: G: Take a bear A: ok G: make it small and lovable A: aw, finally something cute and normal G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff. A: *dials therapist* Send help

Oh my goodness, I'm a Christian, and I find this hilarious. Maybe it's your delivery, but I can't stop chuckling or even laughing at some of these!

(God making sea urchin) G: so you remember hedgehogs? A:**looong sigh** yes G: how about we make a underwater one? A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves? G: i see you now understand me c:

A: I see why Lucifer left- G: WHAT WAS THAT- A: NOTHING

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9:23 Easily the best one. The way he says “A-And you know…pine cones?” Fuckin killed me XD

That ending made me cry, God damn it

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left" Me: hold up

[God creates chupacabra] G: Vampire wolves. A: say what again- G: *VAMPIRE WOLVES!*

“I learned my lesson after danger noodle land.” No sir, no you did not.

I like how the angels are always complaining but still do it

(God creating armadillos) G: Tactical assault possums A: What G: *I SAID TACTICAL ASSAULT POSSUMS*

God: Okay, take a human." Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far." God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch" Angel: "A little weird, but okay." God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it." Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!" God: "You'll see . . !"

God making sloths: God: take a monkey. Angel: alright. God: make it have a cute round face. Angel: okay cute… God: give it lots of fur. Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet! God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws* Angel: of course…

God making dogs G: Get a wolf. A: Here it comes... G: Make it less evil. A: Oh, this ain't bad actually! G: Make humans enslave them. A: There it is. G: And make it eat it's own throw up. A: *_Son of a BIT-_*

I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.

NO CAUSE IM LITERALLY CRYING BC OF THE END????? I WASNT READY FOR THAT?????

What was I expecting when he brought up Brazil? and how did he perfectly summarize what the stereotype here is? Anyways so the war between how to spell cookie has been settled, if it has no filling/frosting it's called "Bolacha" and if it has filling/frosting it is called "Biscoito"

God making Australia: God: So take a big island... Angel: okay, pretty nor- God: now set it on fire Angel: WHAT THE FU-

Favorite line Angel: im starting to see why Lucifer left..

1:38 I love that this implies John Cena predates kangaroos

I actually live in Australia and that thing about God making Australia, sounding like he’s drunk and making it out of danger noodles, I can tell you, that is 50% accurate. Edit: that ending was very sad…

I love how Satan treats his intern better than God does lol

god making crickets: G: take a small bug A: got it G: make it loud as fu- A: *No.* G: *Y E S.* G: also make it jump like a crackhead with weird ass legs

That ending was genuinely emotional.. WHY WAS THAT GENUINELY SADDENING?!

17:22 Way too nostalgic. Very good memories😆😄😆

God creating 2020 G: Hey I'll be on holiday A: Ok G: So Devil will be in charge A: Ok... WAIT WHAT!? D: *YES YES YES!!!*

"I start to understand why Lucifer left" xD

i love how the goofiest of videos always have the most moving endings

15:37 As a Canadian I can confirm that, most Canadians are nice most of the time, moose are in fact everywhere, it is very cold 98% of the time, and that I will get VERY violent when it comes to ice hockey

(Making allergies) God: remember the humans Angel: yeah God: Ok so select a few of them... Angel: ok so far so good God: and make it so that whenever they touch random things or eat random foods they suffocate and die! :) Angel: God: WHATCHA WAITING FOR GO

Satan creating printers Satan: make basically me but in a machine form Demon: you are such a genius master

why did the ending nearly make me cry😭 it was so wholesome

"Make them unable to enjoy anything for a week Demon: Just a week in their whole lifetime? Devil: every month!" Me: *rage intensifies^

God creating Dragon’s Blood tree: G: take a tree A: ok. G: Put it in Africa. A: Anything else? G: Make it bleed. A: WHY?

*”HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER?”* “Sup.” Lucifer- chill af

I can't, the ending is so adorable and wholesome-

After watching the entire hour, I wasn’t expecting the end- I feel genuinely saddened by the end of it. I didn’t think I’d feel that way… Now that’s aside, this entire series was really well done! Enjoyed every moment of it, including the creation of the memory at the end.

God creating Florida: God: Okay, we need a new state for the U.S. Angel: *Sigh* God: Make it have lots of sunshine. Angel: Got it. God: BEAUTIFUL beaches. Angel: Oh, wow. God: And a really fun amusement park. Angel: This seems kind of ni- God: Now make it humid and rain all the time, but when it's not raining, it is a giant oven. Angel: BUT WHY- God: And everyone from there is crazy. Angel: *Inhale*

A: Sir you forgot something! G: What is it? A: The sea bunnies dont have any way to breathe! G: Oh for the love of- Y'know what. Just give em butt lungs.

21:51 As a missionary's kid who grew up in Estonia, I can confirm that no one has heard of it. So hearing it mentioned anywhere brings a smile to my face! :D

Y'know, this is probably the best answer I'd get for the question "How are we made in gods image." What if he's just a dude doing stuff out of boredom, who is really chill.

God making Godzilla: G:“Ok I liked the idea of dinosaurs” A:”Cool” G:”but make it B I G G E R” A:”isn’t that biologically impossible!?” G:”AND MAKE IT SHOOT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH!”

I feel like this is actually what God was like when he made earth. It just makes more sense

57:00 cried my eyes out, love coming back to this for the laughs and this moment

As a Christian, this is just, so so much heresy. However my pastor and I watch this so often. I can't hate it.

[God Creating Ball Pythons] God: Take a danger noodle Angel: Here we go again.. God: Make it be able to curl in a ball when scared Angel: Okay.. let me guess, next is poison? God: *NO, Make it adorable* Angel: Oh.. I like where this is going. God: Make humans love it and it is very friendly. Angel: Whats next God: Thats it. Angel: *YES!!!!*

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left" Best thing I've heard today.

(Creating the ducks) G: Take a bird A: Ok... G: now put some fucking pringles on its face. A: aughugauh!

1:53 me after my friend says something sussy:

[God making armadillos] God: Tactical Assault Possums Owen: What- God: *DID I STUTTER?* Owen: (sigh) fine Sir.

Making moles G: Take a rat A: Okay G: Make em blind A: sounds cruel but okay G: make them hide underground A: I can see where this is going G:AND MAKE THEIR NOSES STAR SHAPED!

I always forget that this ends sad and it hits just as hard every time

Axolotl: “Make a salamander that never grows up.” -...Ok... “In Mexico.” -???

*God creating cactus* G:make a cute Plant. A:sure! G: make Most of people love it . A:that sounds fi- G:and make it have spikes And too hard to find! A:do you have to ruin everything!! Edit:Wow 270 likes thats the most i'v ever got.thanks alot! Now cactus fór all thé nice people 🌵🌵🌵

Also, about durians: While I’ve never eaten one myself, I’ve had durian-flavored hard candy before and it’s really good!

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It sucks.....because... I live in.... DANGER NOODLE LAND

God making Rhubarb G: Alright, take a plant A: Okay. G: Make it’s stalks delicious when cooked and give it really large leaves A: This sounds pretty go- G: *And make the leaves poisonous.* A: WHY?

God seeing into the future and doing all this to his angels for giggles out of boredom because he knows everything already

[GOD CREATING KZfaq] G: Okay, I’m bored with animals now. A: Whew. It was getting to be too much. G: I want to make something for the humans. A: Okay....? G: So they should be able to watch lots of videos on this... website I could call it. A: Normal so far G: Lots of different types of videos. And let them upload their own, too. A: Sounds quite fun- G: And make this be the reason why they do illegal things, poison themselves with laundry pods, and make idiots famous. A: WHAT THE-

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

When your Australian and took Humanities and Social Science classes on the great emu war: **Laughing Intensifies**

God. I remember watching this. I loved these

God making geckos: G: alright remember the lizards A: yeah... G: put tiny pieces of Velcro on their feet A: that makes no sense G: oh and also get rid of their eyelids A: that makes even less sense G: but make them lick their eyes to clean them. Trust me it’ll be adorable A: oh wow. That is adorable. What was the point of making them have Velcro toes tho G: so they can do the eye thing upside down A: ...

God creating dogs: G: what do you have there? A: oh its a cute furry animal that barks G: there cute, put them on earth A: but the dinosa- G: *NUKE EM*

I feel like the England one should start with: "So, you know those non-white humans I made yesterday?"

This is kinda nostalgic for some reason, lol. Maybe because I watched these alot when I was younger.

God making murder hornets God: Hey remember those wasps Satan made? Angel: Oh no. God: Make them bigger and orange.