I love how The Bye Bye Man has become a point of reference for your cinema-going experience.

The sentence "The mean girl has a sassy gay friend" is magical.

When I was on bed rest I binged Midnight Screenings and Cinema Snob. Just wanna say thanks for making me laugh, even when I didn't think that anything could. Keep being awesome.

Man. I wish I had a Brian to go laugh at bad horror movies with.

50 minute midnight screening about a shitty horror movie? Somebody must have used a wish box...

Final Destination, Wishmaster and Mean Girls in one movie! Sign me the fuck up!

Their is a R.L. Stine Goosebumps story based off this premise called "Be careful what you wish for" with a female main character. I read it in middle school.

You guys' midnight screenings and Nash&Tara's wtfiwwy are both comforting, familiar voices to listen to and laugh along with when anxiety makes sleep difficult... Y'all help me calm down enough to sleep often enough that I owe y'all a big thanks

*sees thumbnail* *knows the video will be amazing*

find you a man that has emo black nails and a biker Beard.

"This is like if RL Stine wrote a Goosebumps and he was shitfaced drunk." Uh...Isn't that just Goosebumps? Disclaimer: I love Goosebumps.

every Brian thumbnail recently has him look just absolutely terrified

I went to High school in northeastern Ohio, in a very small city with almost no Chinese population, and yes, we had a Chinese language class, taught by an old white lady, and I took it. The other languages offered were Spanish, French, Latin, and German. Our town's population is heavy with people of Greek and Italian descent. They hired those teachers based on the fact that they spoke another language. They didn't care which language.

the 'last wish undoes all the other stuff' trick worked in Wishmaster though

Bad movies are so fun to experience in a packed theater. My friends and I saw the Grudge 2 and the theater was so full that we had to sit in the back corner huddled together. The whole audience was laughing their asses off at the film. It was one of my favorite filmgoing experiences.

FWIW, I went to a school in a small city in the Midwest that offered Japanese as a language option

The moment I saw the first ad, all I could think about was "Wow! I LOVE Wishmaster 2!"

A bratty unlikable teenager finds an object/moves into a house that turns out to be haunted. The entity torments people around her (usually the girl's bully) but soon turns on her. GENIUS! 10/10! COMPLETELY ORIGINAL! ALL TEH OSCARZ!

I purposely stopped watching the livestreams because they don't allow you to go back and watch the videos from the beginning to see what you miss

I have that same Spider-Man shirt as Brian

Mandarin Chinese was offered at my high school, but that was in Southern California.

Wish Upon 2 needs to star adam sandler, Kevin James, and tommy wiseau

Brad+Brian+shitty horror movie (or shitty thriller) = comedy gold. This is one of the best midnight screenings!

Sounds like my kind of bullshit. Can't wait for Phelous to do a review of it!

Glad to see the guy behind Mortal Kombat 2 still getting work. He's a master film maker of funny awful shit.

Um, I grew up in a village in southern Ohio, like the population was a bit over 400 I think. We had a shitty small public school and yeah, Chinese classes were not a thing for us. We didn't even have the choice of two "foreign" languages. We had Spanish, that was it for a while. But then the Spanish teacher left. So, they hired a sign language teacher and that's now their only language class option. It was and is extremely white with no nearby Chinese population. I think I remember their being an Asian kid in our class for like a week but then he moved away. I also remember everyone being really racist to him. So...yeah, it might be different in other parts of Ohio though.

That Ryan Philippe scene seems like an attempt to reference His character's ending in Cruel Intentions.

Your thumbnail for this one was pretty fantastic. Thanks for this.

34:12 I lived in Northern Michigan and my sister when to a high school there, they taught Spanish and Japanese for foreign languages.

Brad Jones mentioning R. L. Stine made my whole night.

I'm calling it now: there is going to be five more of these, the plot to the second movie is going to have nothing to do with the cliffhanger mid-credit scene in this one, the box is going to look completely different in every movie, and each movie is going to get better and worse at the same time with every sequel.

*That thumbnail* Damn this must have been an intense movie!

I love Brian's nails so much

29:32 "Aw shit, that's from mar- that's from Fear dude." "Oh, that's Marky Mark?!" "That's Marky Mark! That's what Marky Mark does and umm..."

I think the sequel should have pinhead in it, with some crazy farfetched explanation as to how he is no longer tied to the Hellraiser puzzle box, and is instead summoned by this box.

R.L Stine did make a book like this! i saw Chris Stuckmans review.

I live so close to the Canadian border that we get commercials for places in Montreal on local TV. We had French and Spanish, I passed only one year of each, because the first year of French was Canadian French and the second year was Parisian French; then the same with Spanish first year Mexican Spanish, then Spain Spanish, they are different enough that it would be like an English course that was California Surfer the first year and then Elizabethan English the second year.

I wonder if Brian's wife paints his nails black or he does that himself?

I clicked on this video to leave this comment lol. I can't believe you went to a midnight screening of these film and uploaded a 50 minute video. That's amazing lol

I saw the movie based on this recommendation. Totally worth it. Best comedy of the year.

I love you guys for being able to find the joy in movies that deserve more eyes than the next Bayformers debacle.

17:10, If Jake starts losing body parts, Brad found the Music Box from this movie

Edge of Tomorrow 2 > Top Gun 2 > Wish Upon

"Tom Cruise 2: The Cruising"

Chinese was, no joke, offered at my high-school. Your language choices were French, Latin, Chinese, and Spanish. I took 2 and a half years of Spanish and then dropped it for Engineering before I got a grade for it. My high-school is in Oakwood, right next to Dayton, Ohio. There were 168 people in my grdauating class, to put that in perspective.

You had me at, gay best friend sleeps in a closet.

This review was funny as Hell. Makes me want to watch the flick, even though it's directed by the guy who made Mortal Kombat: Annihilation XD

just saw this today, it was absolutely bonkers, i loved it

Oh shit, as I am watching this, I just realized I am wearing the same exact shirt Brian has on in this video. Neato! No black nail polish, but I do have a big-ass beard.

One thing i wanna say as an aussie, I went to three schools and in Primary School they had Italian which I guess made sense as lots of Italian's lived near us (in fact when we did our renovation the comapny were almost all living on our street and it was an extended family of Italians), however in my second school it was grad 3-12 (don't ask why it started at grade 3, it just did, and i was there from year 5 to year 9 and we did Japanese, now we had Asian kids, but they were almost all Vietnamese and Thai, when I changed schools to my final school it also had Japanese and it was Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese and Cambodian kids, in fact I met my first Japanese descended friend when I was like 22, and they didn't speak any Japanese nor knew many Japanese people, so I think language at school is just chosen for whatever reason they come up with.

This was done by BROAD GREEN PICTURES. The did The Neon Demon, but also Bad Santa 2 so............

Changing the tire and somehow the spare decapitates them... Something similar actually happened recently, no decapitation just bleeding to death from the throat wound though.

Ryan Phillippe has a show called shooter based on the Mark Wahlberg movie on the USA network

32:54 I don't know how common Chinese classes are at the highschool level, but my school had chinese offered, however it was one teacher doing all the classes, and they were smaller classes in a school with thousands of people.

Brian's eerie-looking eyes on the video thumbnail remind me of Jack Sparrow's painted eyelids in the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

I like the reviews where you guys have fun ridiculing the movie, and at the same time advise to go and watch it. The joy you had in the review of the Book of Henry inspired me to go to the local theater and watch a film I knew nothing about, and where it was likely I would be the only one seeing it. There where 12 other people but I really liked the experience with a movie that I would not have seen under other circumstances. I would have done the same now, but unfortunately till September there are only blockbuster films playing. Thanks for the inspiration for the experience.

32:45 - some states have grant programs for Mandarin Chinese. Ours used to, which enabled even smaller schools to have a Chinese teacher. In the same vein, I attended a high school growing up that had Spanish, French, and German. A school a few towns over had a teacher dual certified in Spanish and Japanese, so I went there for Japanese classes. It just depends on your area and your state's budget and priorities.

They're probably teaching Mandarin cause of China's status as the future dominant superpower, e.g., a lot of jobs are going to be dealing with or in China. I'm pretty sure that Japanese was widely taught in the 80's for the same reason.

Born and raised in Ohio, here! Where I live, there's a ton of Chinese immigrants, so a few of the public schools teach Chinese. Even in schools where there aren't a lot of Chinese students, they offer it. I think it's the third most spoken language in Ohio.

Slasher movie Groundhog day? So, Diamond is Unbreakable.

When Brad said the gay kid was sleeping in the closet, I laughed like a serial killer. You can't make that stuff up.

I am looking forward to this going to space for the space wish box where classic monsters have been made real with cybernetics.

I approve the shirts Good Millennials mix for casual Friday lol

I thought Happy Death Day was being marketed as a black comedy. That's the vibe I got from the use of the 50 Cent song.

*applauds* Your fun in this movie is infectious - thanks so much, guys! Love these videos, like seeing movies with crazy awesome friends 😊

I remember in my High School we had a French, Spanish and Japanese class. French kinda makes since Detroit is minutes from Canada. Spanish, there's a big Spanish community but Japanese I never understood.

this review could have been 4 hours long

I kinda think this movie was going to include a multiple universe subplot but it got taken out in post. Why else have Jerry from the famous Sliders (with multiple universes), have the main characters talk about multiple universes, and have a kinda multiple universe ending.

For what it's worth, I went to a normal sized public school in the Midwest, and we had French, Spanish, German, Latin, and Japanese. So, still no Mandarin, but it seems not entirely unbelievable for that to be a thing, especially if they had a priority on business or something.

I'm surprised they dont have those "Jeopardy partitions" or parallel bars that prevent accidental switching.

I choose the pen!!

BTW, Amazon has this listed for an October release on disc.....and I know it's just that they haven't done all of the updating yet but they only have as a DVD release. But what if they did look at it and go, "Why waste blu ray on this?" LOL

No! Brian has grey in his beard!

Chinese student is Dong from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix. So this movie has two netflix actors.

It figures I'd be watching this review and Brian wears a Spiderman shirt WHILE listed next in the video log is SPANKER-MAN.

I beg of you to watch and review The Brass Teapot. It's an older film (like 5 years?) but I would love, love, love to hear your thoughts on it.

this has made me excited for your reaction to the anabell sequel thing coming out

Top Gun: Maverick reference in 2017, nice

Looking forward to Happy Deathday! Groundhog Day with a serial killer? Yeah! :-)

@StonedGremlinProductions You guys were right, this movie was hilarious! The audience I was with was really funny.

I'm at the insinkerator scene...face-palm

omg... how do I keep missing these? D:

I just glanced at the thumbnail when it first popped up and thought "Why the hell is Jack Pattillo reviewing a movie with Brad?" I was of course mistaken, but damn that would be a crossover. A Stoned Gremlin production appearing on Theater Mode would be awesome...

If I had the wishing box at her age, I would've wished for world peace and for world happiness.

AND WE'RE HITTING THE GROUND RUNNING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Some Ohio public schools do offer other language classes like Chinese or Russian but it's usually an AP class that is through a local university

"I was thinking about some people I've known over 35 years, and I was like... yeah, OK, I get it." Anyone who used to be on the channel? ;)

yo, 21 thousand views on this video and Brad's Patreon has under a thousand patrons. GET ON THAT SHIT BOYS

I gotta say, it sounds like you guys have been having a really good year so far. Outside of the predictable stinkers like Transformers 5 (which even then didn't elicit rage as much as "ehhhhhh"), so far most of the movies you've seen seem to be either amazing (War for the Planet of the Apes), "it's alright" (Boss Baby) or hilariously bad (this and Book of Henry). It seems like the worst movie you've seen all year is...I dunno, Rings maybe? In which case you must be having a stellar year.

Language courses aren't really based off the demographic of students anymore, my school had like two Asian kids and I took mandarin for three years. It really just if the school has access to a teacher and the funds to pay them

I know this isn't really relevant to the plot of this film, but I remember seeing a movie where a woman lost her family and she had this box (or something) that turned back time. She tries to turn back time to before they died, but it keeps placing her in different times with even worse outcomes. Finally I think she destroys it, and she's teleported to before her family's death, and she's able to prevent it (I think?) anyone know what movie I'm talking about? I watched it when I was very young, and I don't know what it's called.

Tom Cruise 2: Cruisin' for a Boogaloo.

Nobody's even bothered to add Jerry O'Connell's name to either his Wikipedia page, his IMDB page, the movie's Wikipedia page or the movie's IMDB page.

cackling trough the gallows, now that is an epic title for something. maybe heavy metal song?

The movie had chinese funding...On another note, here in NYC, some public high schools now offer Mandarin or Cantonese

I'd say that location is irrelevant if your public school has money. My high school had four foreign language classes: Spanish, French, Chinese, and Hebrew. There's one regional language there, and it isn't Chinese.

There IS another saw film, coming in October

Unrelated, does that store in the background say "Top Drawer"? It was kinda bugging me, lol.

I saw this movie on you guys' recommendation; totally worth it!

We had Mandarin Chinese classes at my high school, but I also went to high school in a part of populated Texas with a huuuuuge Chinese population.