Vox has no filter , also the whole keep fapping to assert dominance advice had me laughing!

Vox is literally the meme: “he’s out of line, but he’s right”

Mika can really turn a conversation from normal to yabai lmao

Vox: If you're ever... caught in the act－ Ike: [Smile slowly but surely fades]

The ike face is perfect

I audibly shouted "NO!" when Vox mentioned that airport bathroom

At this point, there should be a "Ike Eveland becomes uncanny" meme format due to the amount of cursed sh*t he witnessed. F for Ike, he didn't sign up for this 😫😭

I love Ike is just standing there in complete silence probably thinking something along this lines of "Dear God how the fuck did I get myself here?"

Vox is literally the vine boom personified 🗿Ike is so real for his face the whole time LMAOOO

Ike looks like he is caught in the middle of a very weird topic.

BROOOO LOOK AT IKE'S FACE, HES SOOOO DONE LMAOOO

I feel like Ike is constantly being "baptized" in the fires of "NijiSUS".

You can just pin point the moment when Ike's soul is trying to leave his body.

*"I don't do anything weird... but"* Ah yes classic, you can tell it's gonna be yabai lol Poor Ike, he has to take off his glasses... because he has seen enough xD That ending 🤣🤣

Ike is just like "I'm not here, this is just a bad dream..."

I love Vox so much, he has no chill, he does not hold back, and he is absolutely the most hilarious person I have ever seen

Ike’s just sitting there like “these two are idiots… but they are my idiots”

Ike was so upset 😭💀

Wait mika didn’t share hers? That sneaky girl…

Vox is everything I could have ever hoped for from a male vtuber back when they were rare. I am so proud of him.

This is exactly why I don't use public bathrooms 😭

Ike Eveland: “I didn’t sign up for this.”

"Hey god me again." Ike probably

I love how it looks like ike is eating and then his mouth immediately stops

Now I understand why Vox is popular. He’s such a good storyteller.

All right, riskiest place I wanked? In a police car I am legally bound not to disclose any more information than that

"Why im caught between these two?" - Ike Eveland ICANT XD

Now what happens if we put Vox, Fuchan, Mika, Millie and Finana in one stream. Nina and enna too. Where are the brakes in that stream 💀💀

Ngl as someone who was always afraid of their parents walking in on them i have adapted to be a wank ninja I could be getting off in front of you and you’d never know, no facial expressions, no grunting, not even a shuffling sound Downside to this is if i ever have sex my partner may be disappointed due to me having a pokerface and making no sound at all

"Åh nej, varför måste dem börja prata om det där igen?" - Ikea Eveland's internal monologue

"do it be squeakin?" - Mika

Ike: "I hate it here."

Not even gonna lie I feel pretty sorry for Ike. He never asked to get stuck in these situations.

When you share a room....you learn the ways of The Silent Nut (TM)

I feel as though me and Vox would have wonderful conversations because truthfully, I do want to know and yes, honestly just wanting to understand those who are physically male better.

Ike is me when I was in school, and people talked about very private and/or vulgar things in class. I feel you, Ike

this went from a search history to another curse topic

2:15 Ike, I think that may actually make it worse… Taking your glasses off won’t make it harder to hear.

"does it squeak?"

Seeing Mika and Vox together, they look like they could be related.

“This is not my research.” Ike

Ike's will to live is just gone.

The danger wank... That's one hell of a name

Going 70 on the I5 between Fresno and Sacramento.

The riskiest place where I choked the chicken was in the back of an airplane with a thick blanket draped over my lap. Mainly because the main bathroom was occupied, and I woke up from a wet dream that didn't get to reach the end because of a fucking hostess shaking my shoulder because I was shuffling in my sleep. That . . . or in my parent's car with a blanket over my entire body when we went on a vacation. The ol' Lap Howitzer really gave me a run for my money during puberty.

This stream was so much fun to watch.

It says a lot about me as a human being that this is not a cursed talk by my standards

It feels like im watching a step siblings talk about dirty sh!+s while the neighbor kid is inside the house hearing this conversations

Ike looks like he's in a hostage situation.

and then Vox became Venom lol

For me it was underneath a bridge in the middle of the night. I was 19 (2009), and had just been given a high dose zinc pill by my doctor due to a deficiency. He never warned me that one of the potential side effects of large doses of zinc (when you have a deficiency) was a sex drive that could best be compared to a monster truck. So...this is right after my second dose, and I'm doing a night jog. I'm right next to the road and a car goes by me...but it's kind of slow and really bright...it's literally a straight couple fucking while the guy is driving and they're blaring a familiar song (I would later realize it was Knights of the Jaguar by DJ Rolando). That was just...it was shocking, but it was also just a quick way to reduce my ability to comfortably jog by making my pants considerably less accommodating. So I had to take care of it, and I hid out underneath a bridge and took care of it while cars drove over the bridge.

We mustn't have vox and mika in the same stream without someone else lmao

I remember the very exact conversation my friends and i had HWHAHAH we were all literally curious how our male friends wank and asked a step by step explanation HWHAHAHAHAH

God i really am a damn zoomer i can't stop laughing at the vine booms

what did Mika expect like rubbing it dry isn't gonna get uncomfortable

So sorry for playing like button, I just noticed the new update of youtube the effect when I press the like button is really cool

N- No, even if your vision's blurry the ears still there doing their job

They low-key look like a family XDD

ike is not having it

Vox sounds like himself Vox sounds like a lady And Vox sounds like a demon I am so envious of this man

Poor Ike...He'll be so exposed to this shit, he downgrades on the Seiso chart. BTW DragoonFyre; hes listening rather than watching this in horror. At least FEESH or FAIRY...OR SELEN aren't there to make it worse...

I heavily relate to Ike's situation here lmao. Quite literally me when my two other friends go at it

Ike is just cursed to be in conversations he wants no part in

I can't get over Ike's straight expression, he's really over this lol

That’s not a danger wonk. It’s when while you’re doing it you shout “mom” And try and finish before they arrive

I love Vox.

vox and ike have such a hilarious dynamic. vox has no filter, and ike wants no part of it. love those two

Funny how it is normal and funny to everyone when some members make the others uncomfortable with their jokes. But when it's some other Niji member everyone loses their sh#t and it's cancelation time!

"beating the bishop". I'm using that

THE VINE BOOMS 💀💀💀😭😭😭

Ikes face is the definition of why am I here

IT''S ALWAYS IKE

Mine was in a church bathroom when I was 17. Yes, it was very crowded, service had just ended.

The one and only time I got caught poundin' Satan's doorbell... my husband walked in and we had a good time.

2:10 VOX WHAT THE FUCK?!

Mika never answered the question but I don’t think we need to know anymore because Vox scared us all into wanting to know less

I don't understand this subculture the algorithm has had me stumble into but these people are funny.

My history is really bad, especially my "3AM routine" where i just search for dark and edgy stuffs.

Poor ike

Vox knows what's up

I always love to share my search history. It's just that no one wants to see my search history

This is immensely cursed. But the two have very similar aesthetic.

ive been to an airport bathroom and could hear some unholy shit, respect to vox for blocking that fucking sound because it isnt fun ;((

Ike : 🗿

That fact that they were talking about dolphin stuff at the end made me remember a cursed tumblr post about Dolphin ##### juice and how it makes the males dolphins ### so much and when the scientist tried it on a chimpanzee it died due to a heart attack from ###### too much

"Does it squeek?"

I had to pause at vox answer haha I couldn't follow through with this hahah I can live not knowing it's fine haha

God I love how out of pocket, sudden, and confident Vox is, pretty wild shit, a bit more extreme then I would do, but based regardless my lord 😂

Great time not to have headphones right fellas?

Does it squeak omg 😂😂😂

Ike : 💀

yeah honestly that's my strategy. act like everything is normal and the other person will gaslight themselves into thinking that THEY'RE the weird one because their brain adapts to it.

Those three remind me of an oreo

2:14 IKES FACE-💀 COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS

Poor ike😂

(Mika)Curiosity killed the cat(Ike)

2:53 ike and vox sounds like those parents when asking for something

i wish i didn't watch this HELSSLPSPA the way vox explained it 😭

That damn demon is literally me.

so as a girl, iv had this thought wile looking at someone and thinking, 'huh, this person would probably be fun to rub with.'