A ❤️ for the boys 🙌🏻

Dear Kris, as a part of the “guy” community I would like to offer you an apology for learning about the forbidden topics, as “guys” we could never and would never confirm nor deny any of these allegations. Thank you.

As a 19 year old male who’s never been in a relationship before, the compliment thing really hits hard actually. If a girl compliments me, I instantly start freaking out internally and generally will want to become friends with the girl. If a girl continues to compliment me, that’s where I start to develop feelings. However, I never really get past that and the cycle continues

HOLDING THE WATER AT THE CHEST IS MEGA RELATABLE 😂

Any dude who has a long enough “hotdog” that it can touch the toilet water deserves an award

I still remember in 8th grade when a girl in my class stopped laughing at one of my jokes and sais "holy shit you have gorgeous eyes!" I'm 20 now and it still makes me smile lol

Dear kris as a member of the male community I am very sorry you have been exposed to our deepest darkest secrets. We would like to humbly offer a massive apology and we hope you forgive and have mercy on us Ps at the start with the blinking really touched my heart after a long day of school

Who is here rewatching in 2024

Morning wood isn't the only thing we have to deal with. There's also full bladder wood (often related to morning wood), bus wood (aka bumpy road wood), loose fabric wood, and X-treme wood (ie when the blood is racing from non-arousal related excitement). Just a few other examples.

Biggest W ever for Kris on not making this a toxic male v female thing and not degrading the TikToks she watched. Most people would react to the opposite gender’s related stuff just to crap on it but you try/do appreciate the mens side of things too. You don’t understand how much I appreciate that Kris🤙💚.

Ive never been complimented by anyone but my girlfriend. When we started dating, she said i looked really handsome in one of my photos on instagram. It still makes me smile to this day

ik you always complement us but when you said my eyes looked good it made me so happy coz i recently popped a blood vessel in my eye and i have been insecure about it. its mad silly but you always make me smile and i love that.

Cupping the water: "I'm a waterbender!" Romantic comedies: Yes, but not just. Tonight, I'm watching Schindlers List because I have the house to myself. Morningwood: It's the bodies way of excercising. It doesn't mean much. Peeing with morningwood: Lean over the bowl, plant one hand on the wall and aim down. Not too hard, but it makes it easier to get everything out. Teabagging the toilet bowl: It CAN happen, a lot of guys hold it so we don't dunk it. We never just slap it onto the seat or we'd pee on the floor. Peeing in bottles: It does happen, but we'd rather stop and pee on a road sign. We will remember compliments forever, yes. Pretzels are just crispy/chewy because the dough is dunked in boiling baking soda water for a few seconds before baking. Bagels are similar. We totally care if we're above average, but it doesn't matter when we have a partner that appreciates us. Remember the compliments? cuz we do. Your fingers were about three inches apart. Pissing in the shower: only if I've been drinking. Crotching to warm our hands: We usually don't go all the way down, we keep it over our underwear Pissing the stains away: No comment. Discussing boobs and ass: Do people actually do this? I've never really done that. Girlfriend takes up the bed: I just got out of a ten year relationship. most of that time, i slept on the couch/floor/armchair because my nose was broken in a fight and I snore like a chainsaw. When we did sleep together, she took half of the bed and her body pillow took half of my half. Banana in front of other guys: "THROAT IT!"

Love how everything was about respect & understanding. No mocking, belittling, or hate. Count on Kris for unconditional love. & giggles. & weird voices. I especially like that last part.

As a boy, can confirm its like a springboard when woody, also can confirm it sits on the toilet seat when taking a crap.

11:56 why is the sentence "What you got some like Mary Poppins pockets up in this bitch?" so funny to me

Okay... so let's talk about embarrassing stuff: Sitting on the toilet, unless you are unusually equine, you are not typically "fishing in the water". In my experience, I am more likely hitting my willy against the inside front portion of the porcelain. What happens more commonly to me (and exceptionally gross!) is that if I stay seated while flushing, if the water rises before going down, my guy is going for a swim. Which has me immediately washing my friend. Now, I either just don't flush while seated, or yes, I have flopped my fellow on top of the seat. Next, hand in pants: I have never been one to put/keep my hand down the front of my pants, but, at times when I sit down, I find that I am sitting (painfully) on things of which I do not wish to sit. I'll have to reach in, on a reconnaissance mission, to rescue (retrieve) vulnerable parts from underneath me.

As a part of the male community, it is a sad thing to see our fellow males snitching on us. BUT don't worry, there will be severe consequences. P.S. yes, it is like a diving board. Thanks for your time -- Castle M. Bradley.

Kris as boys we can not deny nor agree with these allegations.

Why did I shed a tear when the guy remembered the compliment about his hat

Just so people know, the shaker with the most holes in the top, usually 3, is supposed to be pepper, and the one with less, usually 2 holes, is supposed to be salt. The grains of salt are smaller than the grounds from the pepper. By putting it in the one with less, you have more control over how much salt you add to your dish.

This girl’s humor is top tier

Sticking my hand in my pants is a life saver for me. Couple months ago I was running in -10°C with wind, and my hand started to go really really numb. So what was my first thought: Stick it in the pants. Couple of minutes later everything disappeared and the feel in my hand came back.

"tent pole"🤣

Kris totally got that right. Girl: “He’s thinking about other girls isn’t he.” Guy: “Literally thinking about nothing.”

I loved that she complimented on the eyes. I happened to watched this after a good cry due to hard circumstances and she without intending it made me smile at that. You just made me feel better. Thank you Kris! Much love to you girly!!! 💪🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🥰😮‍💨🙂

The pockets one at the end is too relatable

Not me watching this and forgetting its 1 O'clock in the morning 💀

I love how Kris isn’t biased about gender. She makes videos on both men and women and I just think that’s rlly thoughtful! ❤️

Answers to direct questions: 1: Romcom pals: Just no 2: Morning wood: It’s just blood flow, and yes it does spring up, thus leaning against the wall to tilt. Also it’s not comfortable to try and bend it. Lastly, it’s very difficult to control the stream because we have to push to pee hard. So by tilting, we are pointing directly into the bowl. There are other issues with morning wood and peeing, especially if we were using it the night before. That’s what showers are for… 3: Yeah, so it’s pushed down between the legs when taking a shit, not just leave it on the seat, because we have to pee at the start too. Additionally, If one is very well endowed and have a shower, the water becomes a problem. 4: Usually dudes have to be multi-facetted to attract a girl. Confidence, brains, funny, looks, in shape, etc… Girls… not so much. That said, girls need to also be multi-facetted to keep a dude around. That said, hook up culture has allowed 80% of girls to pursue 10% of men. Giving the 10% a large selection to just pick from. 5: Dudes like to grab our junk, it’s our best friend since birth. 6: Asses last longer than the tits imo, we can have a lot of fun with any tits, they’re tits, we don’t really care. I’m being serious here… don’t be so hard on yourself about your cup size, very few men are strictly concerned about it. A cups to E cups, they’re all our cup of tea. Asses and our obsession with their size seems to be a social contagion. Mostly derived from pop culture, and yoga pants. 7: getting trapped in impressions: It happens, I get stuck in Christopher Walken pretty often. Also, my Scottish brogue is easy to trap myself in.

We let it hang but it dosent touch the water

Turn our piss to full power is so relatable ima die rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂

As a guy I can say that most of the info is so true, you can't be a man without experiencing every one of these. And no, our soldiers don't touch the water or the seat, we just let it just hang out above the water.

As for the "toilet" situation it neither hangs low or rests, it just kind chills there like how it is when you normally take a seat. The "touch the water" allegation could lead to some confusion and or high expectations that would really bring discouragement to men, because the only way it could do that is if it were way above average. Thank you and goodbye. Edit: Ok fine, it does sometimes sit. But how tf are some of y’all saying it touches the water 😂

Love your vids😂

This was making me laugh so hard i fell on the floor crying in joy and writhing in pain from my laughter

Your cute compliments take us to another world that we'd never imagined before, thank you kris for making our day ❤❤❤

Honestly, the “essentials every guy keeps in his pockets” video, while it evolved into obvious joke items, it’s accurate. NOTHING else goes in the pocket with the phone. For 2 reasons. 1, we’re going to be pulling the phone in and out of the pocket dozens of times throughout the day, so having nothing else in that pocket ensures we don’t drop anything or pull out something else and it’s just a nuisance. And 2. Don’t need anything to be scratching the shit out of our phone especially the screen by having shit in the pocket that can be dragged against it dozens of times in the day lol

yes it does bounce back up like a springboard and it HURTS too

100% pissing skid marks away

I can attest to the compliment thing, the most memorable like "compliment" I've gotten in the past 2 years was my chorus teacher saying I should try out for the honor class

I think we can all agree that kris always makes our day

Wait... This hole time I could have been digging a spot for my tatas

7:45 I literally had that whole conversation in my head about that 😂

I don’t think we’ve made it through one video without Kris saying “I wouldn’t know though because i’m abstinent”. It’s the funniest shit ever

Kris: Why do boys do with their hands in their pants? Me: Adjusting Missile Trajectory

the water bottle thing is so relatable, it just hits different

2:04 I did that as a kid. I rarely do now.

So much laughs on this Kris. Totally relatable. And YESSS. we do sleep without blankets but we can make anything A BLANKET. also love your room Kris, spacious and wonderful. Great!!

As a part of the “All Male” group chat, I can neither confirm nor deny anything that was said in there, including the sending of any of these Tik Toks and their falsehood or truth.

yes it goes like a “springboard”

2:48 Uh... Yeah, it's not a choice.

Anyone else love how kris just speaks her mind no matter what?

I love how Kris is exploring with her look as of late. Her bangs are fucking killer. Plus her eye makeup especially in this video is gorgeous and makes the blue in her eyes pop. I've always had a hard-core crush on Kris not just bc of her looks which is an added bonus but her extremely genuine, kind, caring, and hilarious personality. She always puts a smile on my face without fail no matter what mood I'm in. Plus I feel all the warn fuzzies watching her videos. Please continue living your best life Kris and make sure you always pursue your true happiness and nothing else. I admire and look up to you so much! Keep being authentically you and I look forward to watching more of you!!!❤💜🥰

I love your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:44 as a man, I can confirm, if it's stuff it's held, but if it's not it hangs (it's not long enough to touch the water, if it was I would get up to pee ever whan I'm sitting down)

11:20 it's always a good moment when Kris switches to the Nona voice when discussing something inappropriate 😂😂

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how none of Kris's videos are reaction videos for her own amusement, but more like a conversation with us. That's why I think we all love her.

the kiss actually made my day. thank u. ur nice too.🥰

The watter bottle one really took drink 8 bottles a day seriously

As per the "does Mr. Johnson go on the toilet seat or into the toilet water" question:.... Ultimately, where you put it during your reprieve is up to you. The choice is yours. Though, practically and on average... No... we do not put it on the toilet seat, nor does it fandangle the toilet water (gross). It goes inside the toilet but does not touch the toilet water as most guys' Johnson's are not so well endowed.... Unless of course... I am the one who is abnormally not well endowed for I have not witnessed other gents doing their business and thus cannot confirm nor deny any of this... Oh god... My world is imploding on itself. All I thought I knew... gone into the abyss of doubt. Could it be?! ... ... Nah. Sometimes it may touch the inner toilet seat depending on size and level of blood circulation during toilet usage. Also, putting it on top of the toilet seat poses a problem since usually there's a good chance of doing #1 while doing #2; it's just safer to have both barrels aiming at the target in case one misfires. In conclusion: -Most guys stick it in the toilet, though not touching the water. -This of course depends on size of toilet, water level inside said toilet, and length of Johnson (which itself can vary due to a vast array of factors, some of which include room temperature, Elk meat intake, and public wifi access). -Finally, I could be totally way off since I do not have a large sample size of urinal observations to confirm or deny these allegations. In which case my life is a lie and all is lost. Happy Tuesday

As a woman, I am embarrassed to admit, that I understood almost all of these. Edit, mom I’m famous wake up-

3:04 yes that is exactly what it is like

Thank kriss for paying respect

kris you’re the best 😭 the little compliments at the beginning of each video fr make me so happy every day please never stop

Just lost my dad a few days ago, been binging your video's along with a few others to take the pain away. So glad I found your channel when I did, It's helped a lot. Thanks for all the laughs! On an unrelated note: Peeing in the shower is actually a way of treating athletes foot. Strange, huh?

I’ve used a beanbag as a blanket at a sleepover once

Kris “ I don’t pee in the shower” Her 2 videos later “ Oh come on everyone pees in the shower including me” 😂😂😂😂😂

“As a child I had brothers and dad(s)” had me rolling

Touching the bowl or the water is one of the most disturbing but real possibilities for guys. It doesn't happen often... But that's due to diligent avoidance. Also, don't be down on yourself about your "feminine anatomy"... You're gorgeous and there's no reason to add anything else!

9:17 this whole bit has me laughing so damn hard right now. 😂

The morning wood hits hard

the fact that kris takes the time to go thru, read, reply, and like the comments her fans post. she is very committed, and the fact she doesn’t hate on others or discriminate. she is the definition of amazing 🧡🧡🧡 Edit: tysm for the likes. i honestly wasn’t trying to get this many lol

As a man I can confirm that all these are true, relatable and hilarious.

Atlantas is a must my boys

7:43 Your understanding of the male psyche is astounding. lol

The one good thing about having ADHD and always forgetting what day of the week it is, is that I always get a happy surprise when I see the notification of a new video from Kris without realizing that we've been waiting a good amount of time for this, like "Oh, it's today that Kris uploads on youtube!", so I don't suffer the affliction of counting the days to laugh hard with her videos :)

9:14 Allow me to explain: Those little guys are like our own personal heat generators. Your hands could be freezing but the boys downstairs would be nice and toasty.

It keeps them warm for a period of time

pissing is one of life's greatest mini games

For women peeing in a bottle: it's called a "go girl". It's in the camping section in walmarts or sporting goods stores. Kind of a rubber funnel, designed to fit against you under there, allowing you to pee while standing. Meant for camping without dropping your pants, but can be used to pee into a bottle.

4:47 Because of its positioning on the body, it's not actually able to reach the water (unless the water is coming up WAY too high), but it does bump up against the porcelain rim which is probably the primary reason I rinse it off after I pee.

Yes it does spring up if we let go

9:19 because it not only keeps you warm but feels good to

I wouldn't say 100% is relatable, but the skid marks one is definitely true. Fun fact: some urinals have a fly printed on them, because drunk guys tend to aim for it, instead of peeing everywhere else.

Kris deserves twice the compliments she gives us she’s so beautiful and funny and makes so many people smile every time she posts

me understanding all of this

5/10 the toilet one happens depending on the size, it one of those moments were I don’t want my gift at all

Whenever I'm feeling down about myself... I watch one of Kris's videos... She makes me feel better about myself. Thanks so much Kris for all you do!

I love how she compliments us at the start of each video. Its even better when you go along with it lol. "Can you blink for me?" *I actually blink* "Omg did you wink at me? I just winked at you :)" Kris, you just made me smile for the first time today. ....And its the end of the day. Literally 10pm and this is the first time I smiled today. Thanks.

I remember this one time my dodgeball team was terribly losing and ended up leaving the 2 worst players who were hiding in the back ( Me + Random classmate) and we were fine until the coach allowed them to move up a line, Causing us both to cower into each other in the doorway while being pumbled by dodgeballs

You know you said that springboard thing as a joke but you’re 100% right

Oooooof, the guys vs girls experience on tinder hit me in the soft bits. A girl once told me she thought I had a really impressive walk. I don't even know what that means, and I've been riding the high of that compliment for like 5 years.

the pocket thing is sooooooooo true lmfao. we literally can fit anything in our pockets

I CAN'T WATCH YOUR VIDIEOS ATT NIGHT I LAPHTO MUCH IT WAKES UP MY DAD UP LOL, you are #1

Yes it is like a spring especially if sleep in the cold

It doesn't matter if I'm feeling happy or sad, an update from Kris ALWAYS makes me feel soo giddy 'cause I know I'm about to lose my sh*t laughing. Never fails. Also, yes, I winked at you Kris 😉😂.

Kris: "I wouldn't know, I'm abstinent" Also Kris: "So if I go to blow town...." 😂😂😂

Oh my sweet child.....

Exatly like that at 3:10, Like one of those door stoppers