Mike Learns a SHOCKING Secret from Ximena (90 Day Fiancé)

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TheQuickSlice

TheQuickSlice

Күн бұрын

Mike is a nice guy but he's in way over his head. Hope he bails before this gets too out of hand.
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@sheenalee7602
@sheenalee7602 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they showed the clip of Asuelo's mom "How much money?" 🤣
@sammyaribeiro
@sammyaribeiro 2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@angelwingz622
@angelwingz622 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣Me too
@donttrip4210
@donttrip4210 2 жыл бұрын
“I think like 100”
@okoala62
@okoala62 Жыл бұрын
Kills me everytime 👋🏼😂
@jbdixon4020
@jbdixon4020 Жыл бұрын
it needs to be played whenever the word “money” is mentioned
@drewizkoollikeicecre
@drewizkoollikeicecre Жыл бұрын
Definitely need a part 2. He wasn’t this nice innocent guy after all. This was a transactional relationship initiated by Mike from the beginning.
@theparodychannel7842
@theparodychannel7842 Жыл бұрын
Is it ever not a "nice"guy whose not jst tryin to prey ?
@vxws
@vxws Жыл бұрын
mike was also a racist pos
@oscarisaksson4809
@oscarisaksson4809 Жыл бұрын
​@ImAKangwithnokingdomare you serious thats like saying just because some woman can be rude bitches then all wimen are rude bitches
@geronnmoore3084
@geronnmoore3084 11 ай бұрын
What happened
@drewizkoollikeicecre
@drewizkoollikeicecre 11 ай бұрын
@@geronnmoore3084 He met her on a cam girl site, not a dating site. He told her if she stopped, he’d pay her bills. When they finally met, he was a pig and she just wasn’t interested. So he did the usual and threatened to take the stuff he bought and held the money over her head. Was threatening and aggressive and refused to leave her apt because “I have proof I paid for it”. Not to mention the racist posts on his site. Just a real prince.
@thechanges2327
@thechanges2327 2 жыл бұрын
"It would be funny if it cut back to Mike and his glasses were missing now." Dude I choked on my water that was too freaking funny. Keep it up man, you got jokes for days.
@candicenicole1219
@candicenicole1219 2 жыл бұрын
I hollered so loud🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 we definitely can use his sense of humor!!!
@jupitershanty
@jupitershanty 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto!
@camm7985
@camm7985 2 жыл бұрын
That had me screaming!
@Sans3458-h1d
@Sans3458-h1d 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much I started to cry 😂😂
@hi_its_dawn
@hi_its_dawn Жыл бұрын
This comment also made me almost choke. 😄
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 2 жыл бұрын
I’m copying one of my comments below bc it still applies: He was actually a really terrible person, he met Ximena when she was a camgirl, asked her to stop working in return for him paying for her lifestyle, then got mad when she didn’t love him. Mike was disgusting, farting and leaving his clothes everywhere and skid marks in his undies. He felt like he owned her, and apparently tried to convince her to sleep with him again by paying for it. She was up front and he was a user.
@odeode4338
@odeode4338 2 ай бұрын
You completely ignore her agency.
@NicOtero-qp7wm
@NicOtero-qp7wm Ай бұрын
​@@odeode4338you learned a new word huh
@odeode4338
@odeode4338 Ай бұрын
@@NicOtero-qp7wm yes. Are you shaming me for learning a foreign language and constantly educating myself? If that makes you feel good, have at it. 😘
@MimiRAM0NE
@MimiRAM0NE 27 күн бұрын
Being upfront about being a terrible person doesn't make anything better. I don't know why stupid people love this "logic" so much.
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 26 күн бұрын
@@MimiRAM0NE it’s very rude to call someone you don’t know stupid when they really haven’t said anything out of left field. The thing about being up front is, if you have a brain then you know what to expect, and if someone willfully ignores the signs they deserve what they get. In this case, Mike deserves nothing.
@shaunn7778
@shaunn7778 2 жыл бұрын
You know things are bad when your homey with a neck tat is disappointed in you.
@tiredglow
@tiredglow 2 жыл бұрын
your homie with a neck tat of a lipstick kiss... the worst kind of neck tattoo
@ricolewis2949
@ricolewis2949 2 жыл бұрын
Leave CODY RHODES out of this 🤣
@phillyphilly1076
@phillyphilly1076 2 жыл бұрын
@@tiredglow an absolute trash neck tattoo 😂
@fredziffle5219
@fredziffle5219 2 жыл бұрын
Mike lied to neck tat & wife about all the shit he bought her. But hey, who wants a wife with the same language anyway.
@DNCT
@DNCT 2 жыл бұрын
It’s NY. Tattoos are so common. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s a big state and if it’s New York City in particular, it really doesn’t mean anything. Now if it was a small town I can see how only a certain type of crowd of people have tattoos
@Ass_of_Amalek
@Ass_of_Amalek 2 жыл бұрын
it's kinda worth emphasizing that she got pregnant from that guy who is locked up long term for unspecified violent crimes on a conjugal visit ON PURPOSE. she had the first kid accidentally from a one night stand, and the second one on purpose from a guy who has no prospect of being able to take care of a kid for many years to come. anyways, why are 50% of men on TLC named michael? do michaels get picked preferentially because TLC producers/executives want to collect michaels?
@gehenna4346
@gehenna4346 2 жыл бұрын
Collect them for a new show?
@brandonalejandroblanco
@brandonalejandroblanco 2 жыл бұрын
Also, why are there so many men from Tunisia 🇹🇳? Lol
@Ass_of_Amalek
@Ass_of_Amalek 2 жыл бұрын
Trap Cinephile that seems like something one would do for the european/british market because people here are scared of north african men taking our women.
@ChristinaFromYoutube
@ChristinaFromYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
It was the most common American boy name from 1950-1990
@notsureiL
@notsureiL 2 жыл бұрын
@@gehenna4346 Collect them for coins. 10 Michael's one golden coin.
@Frenchylikeshikes
@Frenchylikeshikes 2 жыл бұрын
"I hope he gets a good cup of coffee anyhow" Best quote of this episode.
@goofyahhdude365
@goofyahhdude365 2 жыл бұрын
One of my professors does that thing with the glasses. He says it's because he doesn't like bifocals. One pair are near sighted the other is far sighted. When he read, he'd put the near sighted ones on top of the far sighted ones. It seems pretty weird to me, but that was the explanation
@karabartley
@karabartley 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the explanation, I always wondered but never had the nerve to ask lmao
@RubyBlueUwU
@RubyBlueUwU 2 жыл бұрын
Ah I’m guessing this lady maybe just can’t afford them, then, since bifocals are…….so much more expensive than standard glasses. Good to have an explanation!
@allisterstryker7633
@allisterstryker7633 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this haha.
@alnsubuga
@alnsubuga 2 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who did the same thing. Both because bifocals are expensive but also because she found it difficult to get used to the lenses. I’ve been wearing varifocals for 4 years and still get woozy when I look through the wrong part of the lens 🤦🏾‍♀️
@kyle8027
@kyle8027 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping some one answered that in the comments
@laurenmiller9517
@laurenmiller9517 2 жыл бұрын
"Did he just rip a fart in the middle of making out?" 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelfowler5760
@michaelfowler5760 Ай бұрын
Yep.
@Leoprincess3038
@Leoprincess3038 2 жыл бұрын
"He's on a reality show, he's fair game, I'm going to make fun of him" 😂😂😂😂
@nukaghoula
@nukaghoula 2 жыл бұрын
I do deeply appreciate these little videos, I can't handle watching these shows but I love being able to keep up with what's happening through your summaries!
@misomar7193
@misomar7193 2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos cause I cant afford to watch TLC
@gehenna4346
@gehenna4346 2 жыл бұрын
Hes much funnier too lol
@ddqio7774
@ddqio7774 2 жыл бұрын
@@misomar7193 it's free on their yt channel
@moxiemaxie3543
@moxiemaxie3543 2 жыл бұрын
Theres plenty of YT TLC commentary channels. YourWetSock, ZainDaily, Arthur tv, CinnamonToastKen and All things reality. Most Channels ran by men with an audience viewership that's 80%female 😂😂
@Zizoulachatnoir
@Zizoulachatnoir 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly this. Love these vids 🤣
@cigarettesandredlips
@cigarettesandredlips 2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think Mike got himself into this situation. If he never fronted like he had money, she wouldn't have been attracted to him. There's nothing wrong with being paid to help someone be less lonely, as long as everyone is honest.
@sandpiper5705
@sandpiper5705 2 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed as hard as you accussing the store clerk of stealing Mike's glasses 🤣 i am actually crying
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 2 жыл бұрын
I think their chance is like......55% 😄
@neosoulsofree883
@neosoulsofree883 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@dezareesieben7342
@dezareesieben7342 Жыл бұрын
😂
@betweenthedimensions8315
@betweenthedimensions8315 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of older people need separate prescriptions to see near and far. That’s why Benny Franklin invented the bifocal. But a lot of people just buy two pairs of glasses- one for near, one for far- instead of more expensive options that cover both.
@raydragerns3657
@raydragerns3657 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 32 and I've needed to do this for like a decade lol
@jessicabushore5683
@jessicabushore5683 2 жыл бұрын
The two pairs of glasses thing, is a cheap way to get past bifocals. Her regular pair probably help her see further away, then you get a drugstore pair to look down at the computer through. Charlie does this sometimes on always sunny when he’s working on the sewing machine.
@beautytothefinest8061
@beautytothefinest8061 2 жыл бұрын
The fact she said she doesn’t think mike is physically handsome :( that’s gotta hurt to watch
@rumblefish9
@rumblefish9 2 жыл бұрын
I mean she's not lying though
@christinakinch
@christinakinch 2 жыл бұрын
I think if you truly love someone or at least find them attractive, their physical appearance will automatically be appealing.
@DCtheGod
@DCtheGod 2 жыл бұрын
Mike is a trucel. It never began for him
@KingNez89
@KingNez89 2 жыл бұрын
She isn't attractive at all either tho
@laraantipova389
@laraantipova389 10 ай бұрын
@@KingNez89then why do men pay to talk to her and no one pays to talk to Mike? Inconsistent.
@boxerchick702
@boxerchick702 Жыл бұрын
It’s sad that this dude is actually doing better than most other guys on 90 day. 1. She’s real. 2. She actually agreed to meet with him.
@StevelyBruckShut
@StevelyBruckShut 11 ай бұрын
And slept with him
@chiobabe2180
@chiobabe2180 9 ай бұрын
@@StevelyBruckShutatleast he got something out the deal , most only get a picture & a voice on the phone 😂
@joenichols3901
@joenichols3901 2 жыл бұрын
When she said "I lived with a hitman" I legitimately died laughing. She's genuinely a threat to this blobs life
@angelicupstart8274
@angelicupstart8274 2 жыл бұрын
She lived with a hit man who put a hit out on her? 😂😂 WTF? He's the hit man, wouldn't he do it himself?😎🤣🤣 Mike should run! He's not cut out for the thug life.
@WinnieDaou
@WinnieDaou 2 жыл бұрын
@@angelicupstart8274 Professionally, you can't threaten your own family? 🤷🏻‍♀️
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 2 жыл бұрын
@@WinnieDaou More like if a woman is killed then her boyfriend, fiance, or husband is the first suspect, in _every_ country.
@tinydream
@tinydream Жыл бұрын
@@angelicupstart8274 What? The point of a hit man is so the person who hired them has an alibi as they are the most likely suspect. Unless the hit man has a room temp IQ, he would know better than to do the hit himself.
@alexmartin3143
@alexmartin3143 11 ай бұрын
Stay far away from girls with sicario ex boyfriends…
@brandonalejandroblanco
@brandonalejandroblanco 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Mike to be on The Single Life and he gets to date some of the nice women that curved Big Ed this season lmao.
@shinichimorishita6889
@shinichimorishita6889 2 жыл бұрын
The delusion to call Mike “very nice” 😭😭😭
@pyramidhead6998
@pyramidhead6998 2 жыл бұрын
At this point he still seemed nice.
@diehardeaglesfansince1994
@diehardeaglesfansince1994 11 ай бұрын
what would make him you think he's not a good guy????
@stevenmichaeleich9856
@stevenmichaeleich9856 9 ай бұрын
Exactly, he knows what he doing too, these guys think they can get a foreign woman and “buy” them, there’s nothing nice about that.
@thadevilzadvocate
@thadevilzadvocate 7 ай бұрын
@@stevenmichaeleich9856At least you would know the deal is. Doesn’t matter where they from. I don’t see the point of going to another part of the world where all these women have this collective mindset. A bitch is a bitch. Dealing with women these days is modern prostitution. If that’s the way they want to be treated I have no problem with that. She better give me the full treatment if it goes that route.
@xduwu4257
@xduwu4257 2 жыл бұрын
She has two glasses instead of bifocals, like when you're vision is so bad you need glasses to read things up close and a separate prescription for distance
@jasminelewis315
@jasminelewis315 2 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@44unda
@44unda 2 жыл бұрын
They have lenses that do both. I know because I'm wearing them.
@xaviergittens5497
@xaviergittens5497 2 жыл бұрын
At least he's getting some. So he's actually doing better than most of the simps on this show
@katfromthekong414
@katfromthekong414 6 ай бұрын
She is wearing 2 sets of glasses because she is both far-sighted and short-sighted and needs reading glasses on top of the normal ones. My dad used to run around like that before progressive lenses became a thing
@gwheeeelz
@gwheeeelz 2 жыл бұрын
Double glasses lady really made this video shine
@RosinDaddy5280
@RosinDaddy5280 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂e😂😂😂😂
@87alock
@87alock 2 ай бұрын
👓👓
@abrahamrivera1991
@abrahamrivera1991 2 жыл бұрын
Mike is trying to learn Spanish tho,at least he’s trying unlike some cast members
@retroman--
@retroman-- 2 жыл бұрын
@Ritalin Regiment He's on tv...he will get more dates...maybe not marriage but some girl will go after him for sure.
@giga.s.o.p
@giga.s.o.p 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think he'll find a loving wife in latin america. it's hard even for us latinos. girls just want to party and get crazy
@gurogru2889
@gurogru2889 2 жыл бұрын
genuinely want a show going through the daily life of that nice old lady
@alnsubuga
@alnsubuga 2 жыл бұрын
She’s my new favourite person!
@blobbertmcblob4888
@blobbertmcblob4888 2 жыл бұрын
For once, it's the GUY that needs to run.
@ThePoptartjunkie
@ThePoptartjunkie 2 жыл бұрын
Gino as well
@notsureiL
@notsureiL 2 жыл бұрын
For once? Michael who was with Angela 😣 Corey?
@dangalanga6941
@dangalanga6941 2 жыл бұрын
Are you new to this show 😂😂🤦‍♂️ this is most definitely not the first GUY that needs to run
@lucilla888
@lucilla888 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePoptartjunkie ginos getting what he wants tho hes not dumb he wants the hot gf
@zooknutt
@zooknutt 2 жыл бұрын
For once? .. simp..
@hausofanimals
@hausofanimals 2 жыл бұрын
I'm only 30 seconds into the video but could you imagine they are together in 10 years and quickslice has to get a tattoo of that guy on his forehead?? Awesome.
@karamamro7868
@karamamro7868 2 жыл бұрын
If they stand any chance of staying together is because they don’t speak each other’s language.
@j.baldwinwasagenius...7575
@j.baldwinwasagenius...7575 2 жыл бұрын
She's not 24. Lolllll
@christinakinch
@christinakinch 2 жыл бұрын
It's a pity Mike is such a desperate pushover. I truly wish that he'll gain some self respect and find his own self worth.
@christinakinch
@christinakinch 2 жыл бұрын
Returning to this comment to state that there is more lore to this story. I don't pity Mike at all anymore.
@kimberlyk2530
@kimberlyk2530 2 жыл бұрын
You must not have watched the show
@rebeccariegger1132
@rebeccariegger1132 2 жыл бұрын
Mike's friends really do care about him. Usually I have no sympathy for the knuckleheads on this show but I really do feel bad for Mike. He's gonna get hurt so bad
@davidg5759
@davidg5759 2 жыл бұрын
Mike isnt unattractive idk why he's doing this to himself
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidg5759 I know looks are subjective, but I think a lot of people agree Mike is very unattractive. And gross.
@m.s2829
@m.s2829 Жыл бұрын
lol you clearly don't know how he abused her.
@crappyaccount
@crappyaccount Жыл бұрын
@@m.s2829 elaborate
@Um_Yes
@Um_Yes 11 ай бұрын
​@@m.s2829Yep. Glad someone else sees it!
@VileMr.Grinch
@VileMr.Grinch 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Asuelu's mom. "How much *muneeeh* "
@elainestevens8485
@elainestevens8485 Жыл бұрын
Are you kidding??????. It was MIKE who OFFERED all these things. He met her on a cam girl website. MIKE OFFERED to pay for all of these things if she stopped working. They met, she said yes, but she didn't feel the same when he came back the second time. Did you not hear that assholy things he said? "i pay for this apartment so I can stay here" She told him to leave and he said no. Tress-passing is a crime. She told him he could take everything back, and that she didn't need the things she gave him. You have the nerve to say shit about Ximena. I'm glad she threw him out. He is such a creep!
@goji508
@goji508 2 жыл бұрын
Mike "best time of my life." Hemena "just normal it's nothing out of this world." DANG 😂
@fetedesneiges6678
@fetedesneiges6678 Жыл бұрын
Mike is probably the creepiest guy in a large pool of creepy guys.
@jordaine1469
@jordaine1469 2 жыл бұрын
No way she's 24...
@faniella7718
@faniella7718 2 жыл бұрын
I was struggling this morning but this has turned everything around thank you QS for the important work you do
@sumerian213
@sumerian213 Жыл бұрын
You are Hilarious!! The part about the lady potentially having on Mike's glasses...😂...the whole video. I'm been binge watching and dyyyyyiiinnnn laughing for the past few days. Thanks so much!!!!! I needed these videos❤
@-8h-
@-8h- 2 жыл бұрын
If a girl ever says "im not usually attracted to guys like you" gtfo of there.
@starsiclez
@starsiclez 2 жыл бұрын
hey, slice, i have a friend who wears two pairs of glasses, and the reason why she wears them is that she experiences night blindness, which is a condition whereas it's impossible to see in relatively low light maybe the lady experiences it too?
@annijaklamer
@annijaklamer 2 жыл бұрын
It could also be normal everyday glasses and cheap reading glasses. Seems to me that she's looking at customers through the normal ones, but looks down through the reading glasses, for the register. I know several people who don't want to buy those expensive combination glasses who wear two pairs like that
@starsiclez
@starsiclez 2 жыл бұрын
@@annijaklamer could be 🤷🏼‍♀
@PotatoPieYT
@PotatoPieYT 2 жыл бұрын
I’m an optometrist and the woman is making her own pair of bifocals! A lot of patients do that, adding a pair of over the counter readers over her distance glasses :)
@whiskeybravo91
@whiskeybravo91 2 жыл бұрын
omg we need to get a part 2 on this one, turns out Mike was douchebag in this situation
@shaheedkatshaza4424
@shaheedkatshaza4424 6 ай бұрын
I love the random Asuelu’s mom cameos whenever the question of how much money comes up 😂😂😂
@calleighmcwilliams635
@calleighmcwilliams635 2 жыл бұрын
I just absolutely love your channel, I usually don't watch any KZfaqr who makes commentary videos but after coming across your channel, you just got me hooked. I love your sense of humour, sarcastic remarks and the way you just talk through these videos. A lot of KZfaqrs really irk the hell out of me with their loud screams and terrible sense of humour, if they even have any. You're just brilliant! I've recently joined your Discord as well. Thanks for making these funny and quality contents! I hope you hit millions soon.
@zaddy49
@zaddy49 Жыл бұрын
Yoooo, "it would be funny if they cut back to Mike and his glasses were missing." had me dying laughing. 😂 Also, Mike looks like a young 75 year old man. And she looks like a young 55 year old woman.
@707tgreennorcal7
@707tgreennorcal7 Жыл бұрын
You know you’re in trouble when a guy with a neck tattoo of lips has more common sense than you.
@IndigoRoses7
@IndigoRoses7 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the getting the tattoo on your forehead thing. I sincerely hope Mike finds a woman that truly loves him..he seems like a nice guy that just wants happiness
@BlissetEris
@BlissetEris 2 жыл бұрын
I clipped that, and put it in my google calender ...
@williamkelly9628
@williamkelly9628 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that Mike takes holy vows, joins a monastery and never inflicts himself on any woman ever again!
@ryantucker2166
@ryantucker2166 2 жыл бұрын
He will never find "love" unless he pays for it in $$$$$$
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 2 жыл бұрын
"I sincerely hope Mike finds a woman that truly loves him" Yeah he can have his own anime girl with the power of technology.
@bayouboi3668
@bayouboi3668 2 жыл бұрын
Poor guy just has unfavorable genetic traits.... he seems like a good guy and does deserve genuine love and someone to support him.
@nellybarrett7
@nellybarrett7 2 жыл бұрын
I agree grandma with the double vision had the most personality 😂😂😂 this guy is delusional if he really thinks she loves him smh his friend even tried to tell him what it is! Wow
@SanSabath
@SanSabath 2 жыл бұрын
She does not look 24 at all. 34 maybe??
@kinggadm1234
@kinggadm1234 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like a rough 24
@funicon3689
@funicon3689 10 ай бұрын
fr looks like she's been living hard
@veritebacon
@veritebacon 2 жыл бұрын
Two pairs of glasses is a actually a personality
@ange1168
@ange1168 2 жыл бұрын
2:52 bro I love you for this 🤣🤣🤣 I love the monotone voice and joke combination, it's just perfect
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 2 жыл бұрын
If I'm going to let someone use me, I'm getting the best someone possible. She's average! He could've got someone much prettier. And without kids.
@jubernardi23
@jubernardi23 2 жыл бұрын
For sure! A decent women at least🙃
@traceyarnaud8433
@traceyarnaud8433 2 жыл бұрын
And if she's 24, I'm the pope.
@daniella7820
@daniella7820 2 жыл бұрын
@@traceyarnaud8433 lols if she's 24, I'm the motherfucking mob boss 😂
@traceyarnaud8433
@traceyarnaud8433 2 жыл бұрын
@@daniella7820 Tony Soprano!
@peacefreedom4930
@peacefreedom4930 2 жыл бұрын
Someone says he’s never had a relationship and still lives with his father. So...... I don’t think he knew to aim higher. He’s still on training wheels.
@eljayin1
@eljayin1 2 жыл бұрын
Omg bro you need to post more. I love your videos your sarcasm makes me cry with laughter
@Divint12
@Divint12 2 жыл бұрын
Oh! Oh! I can do this! This is called "dual glass technology", or at least that's what I call it. Sometimes it goes up to triple. It's because she's using those glasses you just buy from the store and is combining them to create bifocals or whatever her prescription is instead of getting real-ass glasses. Because glasses are fucking expensive, yo.
@megpritchard3902
@megpritchard3902 2 жыл бұрын
Lol when he farts when they are making out. 🤣🤣🤣
@janewawira9829
@janewawira9829 2 жыл бұрын
Disgusting 🤮🤮
@ProteusChris
@ProteusChris 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume you made this video before the last few episodes where we found out exactly what the situation was it was. It was if Mike was being taken advantage of he was using money to control her it was a key thing of the relationship and when she told him she didn't care if she got any more of his money and he need to leave he threw a fit and refuse to leave
@nevermind8636
@nevermind8636 2 жыл бұрын
She wears two glasses , one for reading, and the other one that she can see correctly.
@fireflyeclipse
@fireflyeclipse 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t fault her on her past. Everyone makes decisions when they’re young that seem foolish later and it’s not like she grew up in a safe environment. What I do judge her on are her current actions, of blatantly leaching from someone that she is leading on.
@Davemonlee
@Davemonlee 2 жыл бұрын
Nah fault her on her past. She had 2 children with bad men. She’s old enough to make a baby and choose shit men. She’s old enough to be held accountable. Stop holding womens hands and allowing this behavior by saying “it was a mistake it’s not your fault”. Waaaaack
@lizalb4019
@lizalb4019 2 жыл бұрын
Mmmm man or woman if you make a stupid choice you can't expect a positive result of it...
@fawnieee
@fawnieee 2 жыл бұрын
@@Davemonlee I forgot that this society always holds women accountable for both the actions of the man and woman and men are never held accountable. Y'all would never bring the same energy to the father who made these children too and slept with someone so young, nah, it's entirely the woman's fault. Men can never be held accountable or take responsibility, I forgot.
@sandchesee
@sandchesee 2 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of people under this comment don’t understand the privilege they have. Colombia is a hard country to live and grow up in when you’re poor. The education is minimal or privatized leaving a lot of people unable to move from the spot they’re born in. Her past isn’t her fault. Living there, you’re in a situation where you have to make the decision that will allow you to survive. Cops are corrupt. Drugs and death are all over the place. Many women feel the need to be with “strong” men even if they’re not right, just to be safe from sexual assault. It’s very easy to say her past is her fault knew no one in this comment section has been poor in a 3rd world country. But she’s an adult now. Mike is a way for her to be stable without the need of dangerous men or an education. She probably lives in a safer area thanks to mike. And her kids probably have the opportunity to get an education thanks to mike. Do i think she’s in it for the love? No. Absolutely not. Do i think she will be loyal to him for the things he’s done for her? Maybe who knows. Ximena is “de la calle” but she’s smart and calculated like most women in poor south america.
@ryantucker2166
@ryantucker2166 2 жыл бұрын
@@sandchesee She still needs a strong man's seed and an incel's wallet AKA Mike. She ain't foolin' anyone.
@wakesmom3445
@wakesmom3445 10 ай бұрын
I have horrible insomnia tonight and am bingeing on your videos. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!
@anawhittaker8598
@anawhittaker8598 2 жыл бұрын
I live for these videos 😂😂😂, it makes TLC so much more tolerable ..
@OFAMidoriya
@OFAMidoriya 2 жыл бұрын
You didn't mention her father came into her newly refurbished house and said to the cameraman he wanted to find out if he has good intentions and not going to hurt his daughter and grandchildren even though the first father was a 1 nightstand and the second possibly killed someone and she didn't realize that "he had many years" until after she got pregnant
@massacremaker634
@massacremaker634 2 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone date a girl with this much baggage?
@Goorney
@Goorney 2 жыл бұрын
The two pairs of glasses on the lady serving at the counter serve the same purposes as varifocal's. The ones nearest to her are normal every day glasses ( I presume she is long sighted) and the second pair are for reading close up. Older people are unable to focus on small text.
@meganl9573
@meganl9573 2 жыл бұрын
my mom does this a lot lol
@maddydaddie1524
@maddydaddie1524 2 жыл бұрын
I want a whole damn spin-off for Toy Store Woman. She's got 20-20-20-20 vision.
@ghostnoodles
@ghostnoodles 2 жыл бұрын
He's on a reality show, that makes him fair game... YESSSSS! Thank you. Someone finally says it.
@chrispbacon550
@chrispbacon550 2 жыл бұрын
Dude…. I’m cracking up!!! You’re hilarious!! Keep them coming!
@xlnuniex
@xlnuniex 2 жыл бұрын
The two glasses woman explanation- The pair of glasses properly on her face is for distance. The second pair is for reading. I don’t know why she doesn’t have bifocals.
@xlnuniex
@xlnuniex 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe her bifocals broke and she’s making due with her glasses for distance. And got a cheap pair of eye glasses at CVS Or some crap until she receives her bifocals. *It usually takes about a week before my new or repaired pair of glasses are ready to be picked up from my Eye Doctor’s Office.
@samanthaharrington8713
@samanthaharrington8713 2 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for Mike,I really do... My now wife was very much like Mike (no experience with with relationships and just truly wanting to find love and happiness, and honestly a wonderful/loving person) and I am so happy she didn't find herself a woman like this... I am so blessed to be able to call her my wife, I couldn't ask for a more loving and wonderful person!...
@m.s2829
@m.s2829 Жыл бұрын
Lol this guy abused her read the whole story before believing stuff.
@bigchefdog
@bigchefdog 7 ай бұрын
People will see someone has no experience in relationships and just assume they are saints lmaooo grow up
@Badthrones
@Badthrones 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, that quick half sec of jovi saying, "learn your English" was funny asf.
@punkettepassion
@punkettepassion 2 жыл бұрын
MAMA MURPHY!!! Omggggg, I thought she was gonna start giving out wild predictions like Micheal was a fallout npc..."Before you leave, kid. A word. About the journey you're about to start on. 'Cause I've seen your destiny, and I know your pain....this girl, ain't for you!'
@lifeewrenn
@lifeewrenn 2 жыл бұрын
update on them:mike’ true colors will come out in later episodes
@looserlia118
@looserlia118 Жыл бұрын
When you hear the full story than you won’t like him. Like how he lied about how they meet. She was cam girl, and he decided to pay for her 🤷🏽‍♀️ so OBVIOUSLY their relationship is built off of that.
@pumpkinpie7254
@pumpkinpie7254 2 жыл бұрын
This channel never disappoints ... LMFAO !!! Cashier having 2 pairs of glasses on is freaking killer ... QuickSlice guy : wouldn’t it be funny if 90 day camera cut back to Mike n his glasses were missing ? I ALMOST LOST MY SHIT WITH THAT 😅 .
@Carrjacked
@Carrjacked 2 жыл бұрын
Yessss love when the SLICE uploads!
@agavictoria
@agavictoria 9 ай бұрын
Omg your videos make me laugh so much. I love your commentary and comedic talent. Thank you.
@Zulu-Lemon
@Zulu-Lemon 2 жыл бұрын
Being a single mom is enough of a sign to run….but she’s also into criminals. Men if you encounter any women who say they are or were once into “bad boys” get out fast.
@joeparrigen4982
@joeparrigen4982 2 жыл бұрын
One of the wisest comments I've ever read
@tajabriannne89
@tajabriannne89 2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...that's discriminatory...there are lots of reasons why single moms exist...
@Zulu-Lemon
@Zulu-Lemon 2 жыл бұрын
@@tajabriannne89 and most of those reasons are the fault of the single mom
@tajabriannne89
@tajabriannne89 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zulu-Lemon hmmm no. Try again incel.
@IndigenousExotical
@IndigenousExotical 2 жыл бұрын
Not the Jovi moment😂😂😭
@victoriafinnin1215
@victoriafinnin1215 2 жыл бұрын
I just love this guys sense of humour!! I stumbled upon this having never watched the programme! Addicted!! ❤️🇬🇧
@thebigvas7717
@thebigvas7717 2 жыл бұрын
This guy, I actually feel really bad for. You can just tell how desperate he must feel to be doing this.
@summerlynn2639
@summerlynn2639 11 ай бұрын
I used to feel bad for him too until i found out he met her on an escort site.... these men like him know what theyre doing
@lexihart5416
@lexihart5416 2 жыл бұрын
the jovi moment killed me💀
@notapplicable3167
@notapplicable3167 8 ай бұрын
The lady is weighing one pair of distance glasses, and one pair of reading glasses
@gnardawgyt
@gnardawgyt 2 жыл бұрын
Your commentary makes these videos 2000% better
@brookmarie2845
@brookmarie2845 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos. I watch snippets on TikTok to just keep up because I can't bring myself to watch the full episodes anymore, but your videos gives me actual serotonin. Also, I hope she gets the karma she deserves for using this man. Although I'm sure he has skeletons, but like... Come on. COME ONNNNN!
@julianadomingos441
@julianadomingos441 2 жыл бұрын
And in the last episode we saw that Mike isn't the angel that everyone thought lol
@guywilliams6569
@guywilliams6569 10 ай бұрын
She's not "taking advantage of him", he's where he WANTS to be!!!!
@ja5435
@ja5435 2 жыл бұрын
He’s very lucky that he wasn’t kidnapped and held hostage until they unloaded everything he owns
@jes2276
@jes2276 2 жыл бұрын
Number one rule of being a hitman, don't let people find out you are a hitman.
@GrandMasterPeep
@GrandMasterPeep 2 жыл бұрын
shes wearing two pairs because scripts are expensive so you go to the dollar store and mix the reading glasses until you can see
@stonediguanas
@stonediguanas 11 ай бұрын
LMAO, been watching most of these videos you've uploaded over the last few days man I definitely loved the mama Murphy comparison, 🤣 and have thoroughly enjoyed rewatching these great moments with your commentary! Keep up the good work brother 👍🏼
@davideugenediaz
@davideugenediaz 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, QS. Made my day.
@Sisa.N
@Sisa.N 2 жыл бұрын
That "how. Much money" took me out 😂😂
@tariq1793
@tariq1793 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos plz do more of 90 day fiancé .
@soonermodels1173
@soonermodels1173 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this is what Gino looks like with his hat off.
@jenniferp4612
@jenniferp4612 11 ай бұрын
She doesn't say I love you. She says I loved him
@whilhelmcream7352
@whilhelmcream7352 2 жыл бұрын
02:56 LMAO
@vanderbam2741
@vanderbam2741 2 жыл бұрын
But when it cut to the interview with Kathleen the shop lady, she was suddenly wearing NO glasses.
@ahmereagouland8657
@ahmereagouland8657 2 жыл бұрын
Wow just found your channel and binged lmao hilarious had to subscribe
@sifanah7186
@sifanah7186 2 жыл бұрын
I live for your videos. Best commentary channel on youtube
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