Minecraft Is Trying To Kill You!

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Жыл бұрын

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Could you survive being in Minecraft? No you can't silly! In this very @GameTheory inspired video we find out why Minecraft is basically the most uninhabitable game ever!
This video is fully researched, written and edited by ME!!! Any similarities to other videos like this is just a coincidence (it made me cry a little)
Members got to see bits of this video early ;)
/ @craftymasterman
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Rude Buster (Deltarune) - Toby Fox: • Rude Buster
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What a Wonderful World - Auvic: • What a Wonderful World
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@CraftyMasterman Жыл бұрын

Guys... i didn't forget that pistons could push the player. I intentionally didn't mention it and even implied just BLOCKS like brooo you guys are literally the mf "but cwafty" bit AVATARS BY The4thAD!!!! kzfaq.info/love/YSNWDLq8vczZbuj0lgmm7g

@cevloAlt Жыл бұрын

Lol

@aqua-bery Жыл бұрын

I love your little character he's so cute!

@unlisted5474 Жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say water can flow down infinitely and if you do everything perfectly you can have one water bucket go across the entirety of a minecraft world. One cubic meter of water is around 1 thousand kilograms. So we would get one septillion kilograms from one water bucket. That is pretty heavy. Happily steve e is the strongest force known to man

@unlisted5474 Жыл бұрын

Yeah please don’t ask me what I did with my life I will have nothing to say

@dandabossthesecond3599 Жыл бұрын

lol lanigiro erom saw ti dne eht ta tub ,yroeht emag ekil saw ti trats eht tA (backwards writing glitch lol)

@MrCube6 Жыл бұрын

Never realized Redstone was THIS dangerous! Insane video!

@mreltrut5565 Жыл бұрын

How radiated are you???

@uiinpui Жыл бұрын

@@mreltrut5565 very

@vitia2285 Жыл бұрын

@@mreltrut5565 not very

@SUPREETH. Жыл бұрын

@someonecalledrichardthehuman Жыл бұрын

Never close to intoxication .....for now

@RandomGuy03 Жыл бұрын

Craftys editing is what’s killing us, not the Minecraft world (great editing btw looks sick)

@sibymathew3252 Жыл бұрын

ok anyone understand anything lol

@azulamazighberber Жыл бұрын

You're righ- **dies** bro i said **dies** im dead go away

@wiggle143 Жыл бұрын

Still more coherent than maxor

@naianetwork2609 Жыл бұрын

IT'S PROBABLY THE CONTROVERSIAL CHAT REPORT SYSTEM.

@Mine-pv1de Жыл бұрын

Good. But very fast

@bomono3973 Жыл бұрын

This is genuinely impressive. as a university graduate who took physics, I can say that the ability to just throw out units, and make them make sense in such a quick timeframe was incredibly impressive. Especially explaining watts and watt hours in such a succinct and effective way. The way that scale is explained despite the breakneck speed is really easy to follow, and I can say that I've never consumed a piece of media like this before in my life. I just want to give you some credit for making something so effective.

@Person-fq1uf 9 ай бұрын

but how do you just convert from watts (a unit of power (which is energy use over time)) to kilowatt hours (a unit of energy (derived from the amount of energy used with a certain amount of power over a certain amount of time))? just wondering as a random idiot from youtube

@MonocleMC Жыл бұрын

Man, Steve is one strong dude to withstand that gravity.

@Xephyra Жыл бұрын

Dude, think about the elytra. Just casually lifts a player carrying 27 shulkers of netherite blocks, or about 9530887680 kgs and cruising in 3gs at such high speeds.

@RealmsSMPStudios 26 күн бұрын

@@Xephyrasubstitute that netherite with waters spreading pushed to the extreme…

@tdog_ Жыл бұрын

Your forgot ONE important factor (excluding the fact that steve isn't human in a world that does not properly equate to the real world): Steve is superhuman. He can carry so many tons of solid netherite blocks (37(64*27*204280)+netherite armor+shulker boxes) Just the blocks weigh about 13,060,846,080kg! Steve is so strong he could definetly survive the piston and the gravity and the uranium and everything! Steve is the most powerful video game character EVER! Oh and the piston is WAYYYYY stronger if it can also lift steve with all mentioned above

@diabIok Жыл бұрын

yes

@anonymoususer8982 Жыл бұрын

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@roboticgames2989 Жыл бұрын

dont forgot with nbt data you can put chests inside chests so steve can carry inf mass....

@tdog_ Жыл бұрын

@@anonymoususer8982 u are the definition of a 9 year old. from the username to they way you type. im not a nerd. im a minecraft enthusiast

@basdejong1598 Жыл бұрын

Even worse, you can fill your inventory with shulker boxes filled with netherite blocks.

@TheAquaAuthor Жыл бұрын

Netherite is an allow comprised of Gold and an element only referred to in game as 'Ancient Debris'. It is highly suggested through the properties of this metal that this element is actually *platinum*. The compression of Carbon into Diamond seems like a good concept, but the properties of Ancient Debris point toward a metal rather than a crystal.

@SpringonMC Жыл бұрын

the editing is making me go 200 miles every second, its really good but may be too fast

@enkvadrat_ Жыл бұрын

He could half the speed and I would still watch the full video

@jonirubik5374 Жыл бұрын

No no no I think it’s perfect He even could cram even more information in (At least in my opinion)

@giuthais Жыл бұрын

I have to watch his videos at 0.75x speed or I won't be able to catch everything 😭

@jeremywoolley Жыл бұрын

Too fast, yes!

@justarandomwoof2247 Жыл бұрын

Me watching at 2x speed:

@Phillip_Anatra Жыл бұрын

You missed something. The average distance form the surface to bedrock is way less than your calculated radius. How will that affect the density of the world? Update: I suppose since your gravity calculations match the games code well enough, there must be an explanation. Maybe the void under the bedrock is insanely dense, which would also explain why it kills you when you fall down there.

@-aid4084 Жыл бұрын

My theory is the world is a Dyson sphere.

@artiomboyko Жыл бұрын

The void is not there, it was just coded in the game as it was easier Actually, the bedrock continues deeper and deeper until you get eight times closer to the center of the Minecraft world, where the bedrock ceiling is covering the Nether The Nether is eight times closer to the center, so when you get down there with a portal, go _d_ meters in one direction (i.e. _8d/r_ radians around the center) and get back up with another portal, you pass _(8d/r) × r = 8d_ meters in the Overworld, i.e. 8 times further. Everything matches

@Phillip_Anatra Жыл бұрын

@@artiomboyko Fair enough

@davidarvingumazon5024 Жыл бұрын

@@artiomboyko Hi

@MrBurningGarbage Жыл бұрын

@@artiomboyko By that logic, the world border isnt there either, since minecraft is intended to be an infinite game, but coding limitations caused the worlds to be not infinite, which would mean the world would be infinite.

@olillin Жыл бұрын

Love the editing and new resource pack, gives your content a very unique style

@MaybeGamerLV Жыл бұрын

Yes

@therealgamingfire Жыл бұрын

i belive its the bare bone texture pack?

@Hjjja Жыл бұрын

@@therealgamingfire it is!

@jimmified Жыл бұрын

@@therealgamingfire nice observation!

@PriggarGaming Жыл бұрын

Hello mumbo

@CaptainTimeStories Жыл бұрын

This one was so much fun. The calculations were spot on and the editing was pure lulz.

@2520WasTaken Жыл бұрын

Great analysis on the piston's power, but you forgot one important factor. Netherite blocks are not affected by gravity.

@Tom3sYT Жыл бұрын

he's got a point

@tuna862 Жыл бұрын

since steve can carry millions of kilograms, can eat infinite amount of food and it doesn't need to dispose, he can eat an entire steak in seconds, can survive falling thousands of kilometers with just water, and most importantly, made out of cubes, he must be a very strong mutant man because of that radioactive redstone!

@TrideGD Жыл бұрын

This video was such a journey lmao I had no idea that that material thingo was in bedrock, now I kinda wanna play around with it lmao

@DragonMCYT__ Жыл бұрын

AYO I DIDNT KNOW THAT YOURE INTRESTED IN MINECRAFT

@primescoreredstonetutorials Жыл бұрын

This editing is legit amazing, well done! It's been really neat to watch you grow over the years, good luck:)

@HyCat Жыл бұрын

What if you're on bedrock edition and put shulker boxes of netherite blocks into 12 chests and move it with a piston? Pistons must be 64x27x27 times stronger

@ghostbanana7661 Жыл бұрын

poor piston man

@Shillabritish Жыл бұрын

Ok now calculate the houses of electricity

@M_1024 Жыл бұрын

* 27x27 times stronger

@HyCat Жыл бұрын

@@M_1024 oh yeah

@iogamesplayer Жыл бұрын

With bundles, it will be a little more ;)

@Zerahu Жыл бұрын

I've been editing for a couple years and there is no doubt this has taken ages! Well done man fantastic video!

@Owen322 Жыл бұрын

There is no way this doesn’t go viral the editing is insane

@caspermadlener4191 Жыл бұрын

There is probably a lot of material being lost when crafting netherite, so netherite wouldn't be four times as heavy as gold. Also, blocks are definitely not solid, because they can be made smaller (in item form), so what we see is just a paperthin outside layer. Objection! You forgot suffocation! Well, it is completely dark inside a block, so seeing anything inside is just an illusion. This makes for crazy lore.

@theodorteo1657 Жыл бұрын

4:57

@decasphere Жыл бұрын

Editing was so brilliant on this, great work and very useful to know 👍

@ollystolly3111 Жыл бұрын

But cwafty, the world is hollow after about 200 blocks down anyway because the void is there…

@angusquigley3713 Жыл бұрын

High production value and entertaining 👌 keep it up :)

@wobblestone3148 Жыл бұрын

This guy's editing always feels satisfying, I can see this video getting tons of millions of views

@musikid_official Жыл бұрын

Congrats on 100k! Just subbed an hour or so ago. Great content!

@gamerbath7921 Жыл бұрын

I love the new editing style. Keep up the good work!

@righthandman7330 Жыл бұрын

The well-crafted/nonsensical ratio of this video is unbelievable

@szupertntakos5000 Жыл бұрын

7:47 was that sound when the block transformed the sound of cahnging a bearing's rotation with a connect tool in scrap mechanic?

@wiggle143 Жыл бұрын

Maybe, might also just be the spyglass sound

@junglejuicejuno Жыл бұрын

Steve must be one of the strongest fictional characters since he can carry 2,368 Anvils at a time in 3x the earth’s gravity and he can still jump a metre into the air If the anvils were 226kg that would come to around 535,168kg and that’s only with earth anvils god knows how heavy minecraft ones are, steve could very easily throw the statue of liberty across new york

@alfiejackson8229 Жыл бұрын

So you’re telling me Doc and Marty could’ve used restone instead of lightning to power the Delorean

@ProPixel Жыл бұрын

Crafty I am impressed!! This video has everything Netflix needed but doesn't have yet, the editing the scripting the EVERYTHING this is the best video I have ever watched! thank you.

@enio3698 Жыл бұрын

Here from mumbo jumbo video even though i watched you before the video

@mehdithezer0_985 Жыл бұрын

yoo

@ebsolas 9 ай бұрын

Something to remember is that when you heat diamonds they evaporate. If netherite is just a super diamond then it'd lose a lot of mass due to the smelting process. Not to remember the lost mass of the impurities.

@vxftbl Жыл бұрын

This man is definitely a front bencher in school.

@Factsfromjimmy181 Жыл бұрын

Craftys manages to be our childhood and after years he still is one of the best KZfaqrs on the entire platform!

@tdog_ Жыл бұрын

You have posted 174 videos and are most likely a stolen channel or are just lying to get people to subscribe. If ya really want people to think you have 0 videos then you should probably start a new channel

@asdwqrew124 Жыл бұрын

finally the bots realized how good crafty is and started commenting under his videos

@imthefatherofyoutube7993 Жыл бұрын

Cool vid :) Insane editing!

@simboi3682 Жыл бұрын

love the way you dumbed it down enough but not too much for me. great story telling and wasnt to fast nor slow. all round an amazing video. keep up the good work!

@RealmsSMPStudios Жыл бұрын

I did the math, the amount of energy from circuit unit 1 on a redstone circuit carries a little more than a 4th of a kiloton of TNT…

@ItzPancake231 Жыл бұрын

CwaftyMastewman

@miguelalarcon1618 Жыл бұрын

Cool video

@racsolagrup 2 ай бұрын

7:39 Expanding on redstone's colour, the unknown element has parts of purple in it, and if you mix that with the yellow (for the oxidized uranium), you get a cross between red and brown, so it matches redstone even better than your average oxidized uranium!

@itzgalactica Жыл бұрын

I love videos like this, short funny videos going in-depth on dumb topics that turn out really interesting!

@getoutofmywalls Жыл бұрын

Cool vid bro (even tho I haven’t watched it yet lol)

@getoutofmywalls Жыл бұрын

Yes now it is

@NightPupperz Жыл бұрын

I djd

@pixel0818 Жыл бұрын

i learned more from this than my physics class (amazing editing btw)

@day3425 Жыл бұрын

This man just taught us whole classical physics in one video about a silly item inside a silly game.

@andybrennan6788 Жыл бұрын

That was such an awesome video!!! Omg I love this new style of content. Keep it up 🎉❤

@mr_bluemouse Жыл бұрын

this video looks like my mind, one time I am thinking about how big the minecraft planet is, next I am thinking about pearl cannons, and then I am thinking about the realistic weight of Netherite 🤣

@TheAlienDoctor Жыл бұрын

Amazing video! Cannot think about how long this took to edit xD

@Jeffra_010 Жыл бұрын

Love the new editing style, keep it up!

@thiagokawano1618 Жыл бұрын

You also forgot the ammount of carcinogens the player would be exposed by smelting with coal, or the ammount of dust in their lungs after a long session of mining.

@Zappr Жыл бұрын

I now understand what some people feel while watching redstone videos

@zyansheep Жыл бұрын

This must be the lore behind the Minecraft parody song "Redstone Active"

@ikrk1717 Жыл бұрын

Let’s intentionally forget levers are just a random rock and a tree branch

@Fybinex Жыл бұрын

I learned more from this video than i did in school sick editing btw

@supaboi Жыл бұрын

I knew basically nothing in this video but its still somehow rlly good

@ColliefarmerYT Жыл бұрын

nice man keep it up idek what all those equations do

@IdioticSandwich Жыл бұрын

You forgot that Steve, not matter if the gravitational pull is 3 times greater, can carry and entire inventory (along with his off-hand) of shulker boxes, each one filled with netherite blocks, and not getting muscle cramps while running and jumping normally

@gotkreemedstudios Жыл бұрын

You put more effort into this video than all of my assignments combined

@RedIsntHome Жыл бұрын

The title just sound like a title MatPat would use on his Game Theory videos.

@mkks4559 Жыл бұрын

This video caused a sensory overload in my brain, cool video!

@emeraldhamster Жыл бұрын

God I was expecting you to tell me that the addictive nature of the game is killing me irl not that mess of equations

@Hectilli0n Жыл бұрын

Legend has it the Manhattan project made its bombs from redstone ore

@ethandeschamps2775 Жыл бұрын

funny thing that might imply lore for the future but the glich out in the end the chibi of CraftyMasterman have normal eyes and not full red with white pupils (in the 9.07 seconds)

@shadowrobot77 Жыл бұрын

The big G part can be used in a "out of context" video

@RngGm Жыл бұрын

You forgot that the player can hold several universes in its inventory

@theodorechiou2886 Жыл бұрын

holy this is such a good video, the bonkers conclusion is amazing. also your avatar is the cutest its been !

@purvbhatia Жыл бұрын

now literally this is in my half yearly which is in 15 days

@AndevOG Жыл бұрын

And the reason the player survives all this, is because of Steve's strength, he can survive temperatures that can instantly evaporate water, he can obliterate a log in seconds, he can carry unlimited weight, and he can get killed by a baby zombie. Meaning that both steve and the mobs in minecraft are gods and the earth itself is even stronger to where the desert plants can grow strong enough to kill them. Minecrafts world is unexplainable with superbeings, an endless void, the sun literally being infinite blocks away yet you can still see it. 3 dimensions possibly gonna be 4, steve can die from low temperatures but not high temperatures, etc. It just doesn't make sense at all.

@caseyyeow1649 Жыл бұрын

Because everything is a cube

@ImRyze15 Жыл бұрын

I love the png of you and us (the "but cwafty" bit)

@Dr_Doctor_Lee Жыл бұрын

dont forget the player can fill the inventory with shulkers full of netherrite and the piston still manages it to push u up

@slothtamer513 Жыл бұрын

0:35 flat earthers when they see a frisbee VS people with brains

@arielg7736 Жыл бұрын

its more entertaining then school while learning the same fricking thing

@miciagaming7323 Жыл бұрын

i know how painful editing is and the amount of editing in your video's are insane it'd probaly take me a year or something to edit this with such high quality

@jarvis1076 Жыл бұрын

You see, steve can survive many things such as- explosions, poison, swords, punching a tree, and carrying all the netherite he wants

@ImCrowned76 Жыл бұрын

This guy needs to be my physical science and math teacher

@iChewienya 11 ай бұрын

I expected a video about boredom and procrastinating/out of ideas. Instead I got several numbers, I don't regret the watch.

@Larslegos Жыл бұрын

I wonder how the game would behave if the world was accurate to earth, since it's accurate to its own world. It would make sense why each 1x1 cube seems small compared to one IRL. Minecraft characters are built different to survive, I wonder how strong a Minecraft character would be considering they can stand under all that air with no problems

@coolstuff1959 Жыл бұрын

This video is better than quite a few science lessons

@o-rowl4182 Жыл бұрын

GREAT video! pls make more like this one

@Nameless8_ Жыл бұрын

Yooo relax I had to watch this at 0,50 speed ( I love it keep doing it)

@elanspacedelannee Жыл бұрын

4:39 is like the same as this: lonsdaleite. Lonsdaleite is also more pressurized and heated then diamonds on earth. Lonsdaleite is found by meteors

@WildWrenBird Жыл бұрын

This new editing looks great Like the barebones resource pack

@NCKirito Жыл бұрын

Woah. That was a lot of Math and.. Physics. I think that's enough studying for me today..

@evanplatteau Жыл бұрын

That's why we don't make fancy roller coasters in minecraft

@NimproductionsYT143 2 ай бұрын

The fact that the Redstone block can sustain itself suggested that it isn’t radioactive, and besides uranium 238 has a half-life of nearly 1 billion years, so we have no idea whether the Redstone is radioactive or not.

@lolicanadian Жыл бұрын

For reference, the total thrust of all five Saturn V engines at lift-off was about 35 million newtons. A single Minecraft piston, from a physics standpoint, can impart 6.2 times more force than the first stage of a rocket designed to achieve escape velocity. Also, thermodynamics: lava never cools down even when it rains, it can incinerate almost anything except for netherite, and yet, you can safely pick up a whole cubic metre of it using an ron bucket, store it in a cauldron without destroying either it or anything around it, and carry it around without setting your pants on fire. All water evaporates instantly when placed in the Nether, yet, _you_ don't and can walk around in it perfectly fine. Fire consumes oxygen (or any oxidising agent) and requires a fuel to burn; yet netherrack burns forever even if placed in a sealed, nonflammable room, and even if you're also trapped inside. Let's face it: neither physics or thermodynamics can explain Minecraft; but magic can.

@theanonymous7221 Жыл бұрын

I like how he threw the 'activation is short' in there

@mostsincerlypleasestoplook5025 Жыл бұрын

POV: you compress all game theory episodes together with the uranium powered pistons

@the_swest Жыл бұрын

This is genuinely helping me revise for my GCSE Physics 😅

@ollystolly3111 Жыл бұрын

Bro that shit gone now

@the_swest Жыл бұрын

@@ollystolly3111 what

@enlillebitteorm3837 Жыл бұрын

BUT CWAFTY I see some problems here: 1. The player probably has some very strong skeleton and mussels because that exact ancient debris’s you talked about that the prison has can Steve lift a LOT of with shulker boxes so the increased gravity wouldn’t be an issue. 2. You made a small point at the end of the video about how powerful redstone was at signal strength 1 but redstone signal strength 10 for example doesn’t make pistons move netherite blocks faster at all. 3. This point might be incorrect I don’t know that much about radioactivity but that mystery element that is in redstone whistle bound to the uranium and carbon might neutralize the effects of the uranium. Great and intreating video tho. Edit: I have left out some points like the fact that pistons can’t push furnaces because that feels unfair

@Mintokara Жыл бұрын

This video was top tier. Props to you!

@NormalMaximo Жыл бұрын

bro is turning into matpat

@technogamer1044 Жыл бұрын

Great now I can't unsee this

@alloysapien Жыл бұрын

Mumbo after watching this: Yes, sad. But here's how to make a rocket

@RandomMemesYT Жыл бұрын

But crwafty, you can push a whole double chest full of Shulkers full of nether items blocks in bedrock and also you can push infinite chest minecarts

@garlicbread5522 Жыл бұрын

i feel like they just put uranium in redstone to explain the glowing but then again it could just be the unknown element

@StevesCrafts 10 ай бұрын

You know what's even worse? Chest minecarts, because you can use the NBT picking thing to make q piston push practically infinite mass

@Blackearbaiya Жыл бұрын

The Minecraft r world is only around 390 blocks thick so using surface area to convert to a planet will cause the planet to be hollow, and this affects the G constant massively. It will probably go from 3g to 0.001g or something

@Blackearbaiya Жыл бұрын

That’s if it’s in real life

@LineOfThy Жыл бұрын

@@Blackearbaiya let's assume bedrock is uber dense than