Don't be ridiculous. They'd never add sniffers to the game. They announced they're done adding real life animals.
@diamondyoshi66493 ай бұрын
they fucking added me to the game. bad game
@bruhpog4292 ай бұрын
@@diamondyoshi6649 Bro I didn't know yoshi was real anima!
@flameyoshi072 ай бұрын
Real
@impax26343 ай бұрын
So, they cancelled Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs dimension, but added birch jungle? Literally unplayable.
@GrushV22 ай бұрын
And the flying harmless “geese”
@GrushV2Ай бұрын
I had to rewatch the video to understand wth i was talking about lmao
@huevodenso133 ай бұрын
Because i am soo MAD my eyebrowns are going down
@pepert17143 ай бұрын
I am sooo MAD that there is STEAM coming out of my ears
@beenvolio78773 ай бұрын
I am soooo MAD that my eyes are turning RED
@SgtPineBox3 ай бұрын
I am so mad that my eyebrows got inverted like a mii
@SuperDZ5553 ай бұрын
im soooo MAD that this symbol 💢is appearing on my forehead
@battletechpropaganda3 ай бұрын
I am so mad, so absolutely livid that a massive stream of steam is blowing out of my head and causing my hat to float a foot above me
@Gigapower133373 ай бұрын
The consistency that you've STILL got the beard you grew from your 1 million year hardcore challenge gets me every time I see it
@jcs31463 ай бұрын
The whale made me burst out laughing
@colorfulconch77453 ай бұрын
Not really.
@ratcrusader.3 ай бұрын
@@colorfulconch7745 bro wdym not really?? he didn't really laugh?
@alejandroo.23582 ай бұрын
@@ratcrusader.he was there watching jcs3146
@bingonight1504Ай бұрын
I was there he didn't laugh
@nickbiden92113 ай бұрын
the fucking bastion from every other video hit me like a truck
@oceans6517Ай бұрын
Are u ok?
@9mrmАй бұрын
I see that bastion in my dreams
@Zsemicolonrightparentheses19 күн бұрын
It definitely gives "I'm back in the f***ing building again" vibes
@CringyGull3 ай бұрын
I feel like the addition of the pig cloud feels too much like a mod, a cow cloud would be way more vanilla
@JoBot__2 ай бұрын
Even that feels a little strange. I think a Giant cloud or an Illusioner cloud would really complement the experience.
@shnowyfox58513 ай бұрын
I didn't realize who's channel this was at first and was horrified for the first 30 seconds lmao
@anony-moon3 ай бұрын
Hey guys, back with another minecraft update. We have a bunch of cool new stuff we changed and stuff we added to the game. However l can't type it out here because it would spoil the video. Anyways just kinda got type here because it needs to look like it's full of real changes and text. I know someone is going to pause and read this so thanks for pausing.
@daales.3 ай бұрын
@@anony-moon np
@Vitou7773 ай бұрын
I haven't played Minecraft in so long that I thought sniffers were actually in the game, and I just realized they aren't LMAO
@thatginger68393 ай бұрын
If this comment is genuine, sniffers _are_ in the game
@plumfadoodle49083 ай бұрын
They are in the game?
@Vitou7773 ай бұрын
@@thatginger6839 bruh, I thought they weren't in the game cause of that part at the end 😭
@Zedryx693 ай бұрын
Yeah, imagine adding a feature that only exists to give you two decorative plants, the mob votes only add useful features.
@catsdogswoof39682 ай бұрын
@@Zedryx69just give him more plants
@bingusbongus98073 ай бұрын
when will they re add acacia wood, im so upset i get they had to remove it for you challenge run but please re add it i cant beat the game no more :(
@rybo46633 ай бұрын
yea i really liked acacia and built my house out of it when are they going to add my house back into the game
@bingusbongus98073 ай бұрын
@@rybo4663 damn... i can relate, i didnt build a house (i am not osha certified) but i did build my genome out of acacia so now all my cells basically desolve as soon as i join the world
@gillipop13 ай бұрын
just play the older update before they got rid of acacia??
@catsdogswoof39682 ай бұрын
@@gillipop1they used hitler iron ore to remove tjem
@silver_tomato21803 ай бұрын
I also hate that they took out the ‘villager_agonizing_scream’ sound effect. The current state of minecraft is disappointing to say the least
@juliusdean27653 ай бұрын
I swear I have seen that exact same bastion interior in almost every single video.
@ZachAttack60893 ай бұрын
Yet another example of lazy reskins by Mojang 🤦
@bobosaurus3313 ай бұрын
The fact that the piston sound fits right in to this satire video is both depressing and hilarious
@bigboy13363 ай бұрын
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM SO MAD !!!!!!!!!!!
@sunny.litty3533 ай бұрын
If Mojang doesn't add waxed heavily weathered cut copper stairs in the next update I'm done playing.
@moltum3 ай бұрын
hyped for the invis cow farm.
@catfinch3 ай бұрын
the concept of minecraft responding "i dunno lmao" is hysterical to me
@Sruggs3 ай бұрын
this new update made me bald
@nicklerick3 ай бұрын
this update fr making my head turn into a train whistle and blowing out imense steam.
@afoxinafoxhole78913 ай бұрын
This jus feels like he wanted to hate on the piston change but stay in character
@dat_fast_boi3 ай бұрын
to be fair, that's one of few changes I think is fine to dunk on - after all, they probably want feedback on it although it's not ideal that a bunch of said feedback is "AAAAAH I HATE IT MOJANG YOU ARE BAD AT DEVELOPING", there are some valid points that come out of the screaming - like how the dispenser sound is louder, which was probably the point of including that in this video
@nezzled3 ай бұрын
every video yoshi gets closer. someday there will not be enough blocks to stop him from ripping the fabric of time apart. only god can save you now.
@Vioqwyzox3 ай бұрын
i love geese in birch jungles
@Mr_Null_Value3 ай бұрын
0:51 one of the tiles being wrong is frosting on the cake
@TwoCats8793 ай бұрын
Finally someone who doesn't exaggerate the sh out of mc updates ( average camman18 L )
@skeleton8193 ай бұрын
well, camman is a shorts tuber. All sorts of half-truths for the💰
@GuyllianVanRixtel3 ай бұрын
camman18 ain't that bad
@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT3 ай бұрын
Came looking for raw copper, and found saphire except i only have a copper pickaxe ):
@Slimeakku3 ай бұрын
I agree with you in that I really do like the addition of the pig cloud, I see a lot of potential for this.
@The_Boondoggler3 ай бұрын
The most baffling thing is that Minecraft has no reason to do any of these things, and yet they did
@malaizze3 ай бұрын
I actually unironically want the pig cloud in game. Mojang please hire trapperdapper
@CowWithTommyGunAlt3 ай бұрын
Finally, someone's talking about it!!!
@Tisisrealnow3 ай бұрын
no way they added the fhast...
@sne55403 ай бұрын
i love u tape rapper
@DiegoAlejanP19 күн бұрын
0:43 "i dunno LMAO" 😭 IM DYING
@IllIlllI3 ай бұрын
I can’t believe mohang added ethical “cleansing” showers to minecraft to legally slaughter mobs! Wow! 😢🎉🎉🎉
@glintcoretheprotogen3 ай бұрын
if mojang did this i would start playing recent versions instead of b1.7.3
@mif_sovremennosty3 ай бұрын
Pistons one is actually real, they actually did change sound to this horrible mess. We need our old piston back :(
@yy3hh3 ай бұрын
idk man that whale looks pretty realistic
@robloxmvofficial16 күн бұрын
0:45 i love how the checker pattern is messed up, it adds a lot
@barelyaiden3 ай бұрын
perfect video to find 20 minutes after waking up still being entirely confused and tired
@user-cg6bp3ho2e3 ай бұрын
These ideas came from down deep in this man's mind I am very concerned for his health.
@epkoda3 ай бұрын
lmaoo the bit at 2:00 with the whale fuckin killed me. it straight up pulled a gun on me, kissed my wife and took my wallet. my lawyers will be contacti-
@caramelflann2 ай бұрын
Grrrr I'm so mad why would Mojang do this? 😠
@BAKC_ROOSM3 ай бұрын
They halved the drop rate of sniffer eggs from The King I hate dis upd
@PlatinumAltaria3 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'm really glad Mojang has finally updated the piston sound effect, as there is literally no other part of the game that needs fixing besides that.
@Mr.Cryptix3 ай бұрын
Did I fall into an alternate universe?
@LzLc-26 күн бұрын
that God awful Luigi bastion is unescapable
@guse76883 ай бұрын
I hate minecraft's new birch gheests, they just piss me off! But honestly the jump height change is just good quality of life
@doncomputer59312 ай бұрын
2:25 You found the BlackYoshiX! That's the new super rare mob that drops full netherite armor if you doxx them!
@5gallonsofwater4953 ай бұрын
That outro bro ;-) tears
@Derpixied3 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the TrapperDapper incident
@georgy_bolts2 ай бұрын
I literally love you. You are me from another time, we share a single soul bro this shit is so funny god damnnnnnnn
@KingFroggo_MC3 ай бұрын
Bro got me in the first 2 💀
@Panklne3 ай бұрын
you forgot about the sniffer block
@ghasttastic19122 ай бұрын
1:07 i actually refer to ghast plushes as ghests, which sound like geese
@Sunrise126353 ай бұрын
I thought this guy was serious until the piston part
@Blonder_Studio2 ай бұрын
"except of course my favorite addition the invisible cow" proceeds to ignore the cool looking sword he holds
@Snidbert2 ай бұрын
All this and they still won’t overhaul the enchanting system
@PA0L0_D1_B3LL03 ай бұрын
0:58 cammans worst nightmare
@philemonrichardson72813 ай бұрын
I bet you can't beat Minecraft without half pressed dripleaf
@Some_guy-on-the-internet2 ай бұрын
😭I thought I was insane when you said they changed the spelling of “elytra” to “elytra”
@Frostbyte_092 ай бұрын
I think ppl would actually like the sniffer if it were given more functionality
@nilsber.3 ай бұрын
creeper spawners in desert temple and jungle temple but its just desert temple with moss and instead of the hole where you drop down its a redstone door and as a trap it starts up a machine that blows up 10 chunks which could probably kill you
@jedenasty22263 ай бұрын
I asked fortune teller, what will come out first: GTA VI or Minecraft 1.21. He said he appreciates my interest in future of my grandkids...
@lynethebat3 ай бұрын
Huh? This entire channel is a fever dream…
@THE1vbLLover69_16 күн бұрын
2:01 its the SAME BASTION EVER SINGLE TIME
@Firesniw3 ай бұрын
AND this is a good troll video, for the first 20 seconds you got me. I only later realized that it was satire.
@GuyllianVanRixtel3 ай бұрын
The fact that the piston one is real. Ya can try it out if ya want, they will probably be reverting it though.
@champlo3 ай бұрын
Hot take: I actually like the pig cloud.
@SquidoWuido3 ай бұрын
I can’t believe you didn’t cover the unconditional release clause in your statement item!
@Myne10013 ай бұрын
2:33 Sniffer Block confirmed???
@braintrain43103 ай бұрын
I generally don't understand why people are mad about the piston noise, just feels like this community wants something to be mad about
@conco25553 ай бұрын
All of these feature would still be more fun to play around with than that sniffer “innovative” mob trash
@tekunofruit3 ай бұрын
2:24 Yoshi lurking left screen
@thatpixelpainter80823 ай бұрын
The whale got me
@thebestgummybear97443 ай бұрын
The birch jungle does look pretty cool
@Halinn3 ай бұрын
Are they *finally* adding Sniffer armor? I've been waiting decades for this!
@expired_coffee2 ай бұрын
My uncle Mojang worker #17352718362618193973 told me that they are adding sniffer armor in the next few updates and unfortunately for us the sniffer armor is worse than leather 😞😞😞😞
@readthiscomment67483 ай бұрын
The new piston sound effect is actually super immersive. Now it actually sounds like im fricking a creeper when i use it.
@MettanAtem3 ай бұрын
2:00 oh my god they added Mama Luigi I need to play this game again now
@thedarkphantom17842 ай бұрын
I can't believe they're removing gameplay literally unplayabel
@joha_213 ай бұрын
If i didnt knew this was a joke i would checked a reality im in
@domisawsum3 ай бұрын
IM ONLY HERE FOR BLACK YOSHI
@officersoulknight63213 ай бұрын
Y'all are laughing but this emulates the experience of seeing crazy ass Minecraft mods as a kid lmao, that feeling of "that definitely shouldn't be a thing but I guess it is now, gotta prepare for the next bullshit I see" in the back really sends it
@SealWithHat3 ай бұрын
I thought this was genuine until I saw the villager jump height one, some of there are suspiciously fire concepts though 🤔
@plumfadoodle49083 ай бұрын
I agree, everyone loves Sniffer. It just needs more to it's adorableness. Other then that funny video, not my favorite parody video. But it had gotten a chuckle out of me. Just this week I've seen many people act like the game is dying and ruined forever over the piston change and that the devs have no idea what their doing. Even if they have a point about the piston change, to say it's an overreaction would be an understatement.
@cometstardustxd88353 ай бұрын
The pistons new noise makes me maaadddd
@inspiration3563 ай бұрын
The piston sounds 💀
@letteringsunlight3 ай бұрын
The freaking birch jungle
@naplockblubba53693 ай бұрын
That fucking bastion again lmao
@pedrotbird54263 ай бұрын
I'm so damn mad about this. I can't believe they made the villagers 'Minigers' and lowered their height by 3 blocks.
@phil-gd6es3 ай бұрын
You had me going with the pistons thing.
@crimsonvale73373 ай бұрын
0:22 insane parkour skillz
@xcaedes3 ай бұрын
I cannot understand what the intention of this video was
@theprincemonster75753 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure it was to make fun of commentary Minecraft videos that criticize updates
@phinblue49893 ай бұрын
the fishton is real, the other stuff is bologna
@WackyPants3 ай бұрын
this is a really late april fools joke
@promindcrafterstudios3 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to realize this was fake lol
@niftylittlename3 ай бұрын
This is the funniest shit ive seen this week
@laveahn3 ай бұрын
babe wake up trapperdapper uploaded
@Mint.Coffee3 ай бұрын
Could you make a video addressing the recent controversy with snapshot 1.01.03? I heard they made it so parrots no longer break blocks when they lose all durability, and honestly I think it's an objectively bad change to the balance of the game.