Imagine being in a meeting with Sakurai and he just goes "hey guys here's my Minecraft world I've been working on"

"Have you seen my pet dog Hank? I lost him 2 updates ago." Them: "that is really sad!" Also them: *smiles and chuckles*

Sakurai being a Minecraft superfan is just so wholesome to me

"Can you slap an axolotl?" "With a fish?" Imagine hearing that without context. 🤣

Title: “ _fish slaps_ “ Me: *_yes, just, Y E S_*

"I've checked their online dating profiles..." something's wrong I can feel it (edit) JESUS 1.2K, ty guys so much

"We like to see what the developers make for fun gameplay" ADDS TRIDENT DROWNEDS

"How much do you like Minecraft ?" Sakurai : _shows his entire 7×7 Ender map_

Steve and Alex are not dating. Fanfiction writers : Ima pretend I dint hear that.

This is why I love mojang

"Steve and Alex are not dating" The Minecraft Artists: Imma pretend i didnt see that...

Should add a built in timer for speedrunning

I really want to work in Mojang Studios, that's in my list!

“Are you adding 4 extra mobs: Sharks, Octopus, Snake, Lizard.” “Are you adding new textures for mobs?”

“I also accidentally slapped a dolphin with a fish.” My loading screen: Don’t hit dolphins you monster!

“Are Steve and Alex dating?” Fanfic: It has begun

If we can carry lava in bucket why does bucket get destroyed when thrown into the lava???? Hmm XC

I always thought Steve and Alex were dating.

Nobody: Mojang: Starts a video with Steve x Alex

“Is Steve and Alex dating” “Well I checked their online dating profile and....” *Im sorry... what?? 😃*

remember me when this gets recommended in 8 years

Thank you for making my home better every year!

1:28 I hope this is confirmation that the Glow Squid will be more than a reskin. If it is, I am hyped to see what it can do.

1:55 when you realise she is talking IRL...

I am a simple guy I see MINECRAFT, I click.

I am hyped for every Ask Mojang. Its my favourite series after How we make Minecraft of course.

I love knowing that Sakurai is a huge Minecraft fan

Everyone: Waiting for any caves and cliffs info Me: C R E E P E R C R U N C H

Me: *Sees the Notification* Are they going to add the feature of fish slapping people🤣.

Them: "We were rooting for the glow squid because it's just so visually stunning" the glow squid: **sad not glowing noises**

*"it must be really sad losing a pet like that*" meanwhile pewdiepie:

Steve and Alex is "It's complicated"

2:50: and everyone knows cats are secretly rulling the world, ridght Me: what tf

Every time Minecraft posts my day gets slightly better.

Sara: Both Steve and Alex are single. I don't think they are dating. Oleg: But it is a possibility? Rule 34 Artist: *write that down WRITE THAT DOWN*

Why did you guys post a pic with Steve wearing an elytra and chestplate at the same time? Is that hint for a future update?

POV: you’re not watching full screen

When you're so early you don't see the kids sending Virtual hugs.

Everybody: YAY CAVES AND CLIFFS! Me: I'm still waiting for vertical slabs and a pet update also, I agree with creepers on cats.

0:27 ah yes make me more thinking about tropical update

Bruh, they were hinting so much at the Iceologer during MineCon and now they’re like “we love the glow squid”

"Is Steve and Alex married or just friends" rule 34 artists: "both and MORE"

3:49 "I am hyped about that" Me: Same I yeeted when Steve was in Smash Bros Ultimate. 😂😂😆

1:00 "Can you slap axolotl?" "With a fish?" *GREAT QUESTIONS SAID IN JUST 2 SECONDS*

Who was Steve the default character inspired by or who is he in real life?

I want to ask... WHERE THE HECK ARE SWAMP AND JUNGLE VILLAGES?! We have swamp and jungle villagers BUT NOT VILLAGES!

1: Steve x Alex forever 2: I wanted the moobloom to win 3: I’m glad Steve’s in Smash 4: can you please add guns and different dog breeds into Minecraft?

I love how mojang just feels like a big family! You can just tell when they are all talking 🥰

The dripstone caves should have a golem mob that does slow but heavy attacks that would bring stalactites on your head or if you are two slow you take heavy damage or the opposite a crawler that can avoid the spikes

From the bottom of my heart I'm asking for smooth stone stairs

Alex has existed for 6 years, and Steve has existed for 11 years. Uh oh

after all these years i didn't know steve and alex has a tinder

''ive checked their dating profile'' _i smell something fishy going on here_

Jeb: We Want Add A Purpose Also Jeb:Add A New Passive Mob Every Update With No Purpose

*everyone at mojang-* we wanted the glowsquid! Dream haters- *Imma pretend I didn't see that*

MindStormAndy: Why are Creepers scared of cats? Or is this a hint for lions being added to the game? Creepers: I am quitting and moving to Pokémon... I am terrified of lions... Creepers finding out that there’s cats in Pokémon: OH NOPE I AM GOING OUT OF EXISTENCE INSTEAD!!!!!!

Dolphin: oh thanks food *slaps dolphin with fish* Dolphin: how could you of done this.

Mojang employee: Oh no that’s so sad! Also mojang employee: *starts joking about losing a pet*

Well well, now it's confirmed they're exploring new mechanics and features the glow squid will add to make it an interesting mob. Now can y'all stop harassing it and everyone who voted for it?

this is an amazing series! it really answers great questions

are we geting new ores? the ores we have is prrety cool but we want more oers.

2:10 "You managed to get 5 questions into 1" *forgets to answer the last question* *sad andy noises*

I like how the creators of minecraft actually play it

Next aquatic hostile mob suggestion: Naga/Sea Dragon.

They might be single right now but what's more romantic than killing the enderdragon togeather. The entire plot of Minecraft is just a big setup Steve made to get Alex.

Will ducks, lakes and racing homer pigeons be added in the future?

Imagine someone asking "Is Herobrine real or not"

i love these little videos that mojang does during updates

I haven’t been to is early in a while...

"I think all of these mobs are awesome" So you've chosen... Death

I have a idea for you guys (To Mojang Studios), why not make the 1.18 update, the "Energy Update". Here you could get a new ore, the "Energetic Ore", which is going to be the fuel for a lot of things, (like lamps, redstone lamps, a new source to trigger redstone, and a new kind of light source { you figure the name out yourself 😅}), and also add a new source of travelling like a vehicle or a flying object not to expensive (the fuel will be the Energetic core), and finally a new set of melle weapons like an energetic tools (will make the subject abit slow for some time) and an enchantment book will also be available as "Electric I, Electric II" etc. Hope you like it 😉☺️!

*An intellectual and definitely normal conversation about fish slapping axolotls.*

I though Steve is lonely is person earth

Question: Are Alex and Steve a couple or just friends? Me: You should know this, they are rivals. They need materials!

"How the decision about the blocks that get slabs" *Subliminal messages so they add vertical slabs intensifies*

i appreciate how chill mojang is with the alex x steve shipping

I always thought it was because cats hissed and creepers were scared of that

I remember the jumping Steve's😂What were you thinking?

Recently mincraft updated Amethyst, but from the current point of view, Amethyst is not very useful. Therefore, Amethyst can be transformed into other minerals. For example, one Amethyst and one diamond can be made into one Amethyst diamond, and one Amethyst diamond can be burned into two or three diamonds; one Amethyst and one iron ingot can be made into one Amethyst iron ingot, and one Amethyst iron ingot can be burned. Make eight iron ingots. This can greatly enhance Amethyst's status and make it the most popular item in minecraft. In addition, copper ingots can also be made into Amethyst. For example, one copper block and four copper ingots can be made into one Amethyst. In this way, Amethyst is not only the most popular item, but also can be obtained through long-term efforts. Hope mojang will adopt it, thank you.

KZfaq after 5 years: Lets put this in the recommendations!!!! Me: I can't wait!!!

The fastest tap in the west

girl: Endermen are cute Me: thanks for making me not scared of them anymore

" I had a dog an i killed it " There is 1 Imposter Among Us

More importantly will we have wolf dens with wolf puppies in caves and cliffs?

Are you planning to add more uncraftable items such like terraria? It would be very nice finding very rare weapons etc and help more to the player to explore trying to find that mystic treasure

Everyone:we want glow squid Mojang adds it but denies to add dynamic lighting. Everybody:we don't want glow squid.

Community's version of a big update: loads of new ores, tools and armor, new passive and hostile mobs, new mineshafts, dungeons and loads of new blocks. Mojangs version of a big update: 1 hostile mob, a few blocks, bug fixes, a few new items.

Hi Mojang! Would you consider changing the green axolotl texture for a darker one I think it would look a bit better 🙂

What👏if👏mojang👏actually👏fixed👏multiplayer👏

luv this series

Steve: 10 years old Alex:5 years old... Maybe they are family :D

I can't wait for cave and cliff

If Minecraft world is infinite how does the sun go around it

If we’re really going to get used to glow squid being in the game, I think the best idea for the team from this point is to update the squid’s base design. Maybe it wouldn’t be a complete overhaul, but seeing one squid make us think that they aren’t really the most appealing out of every Minecraft mob.

I want slapping things with a fish to actually be a thing in Minecraft. It can probably stun mobs briefly, and make a slap sound when you hit them. That would be cool!

3Ms in my life: Minecraft Music Math

Yo

Iceologer: can summon ice Mooshroom, visually stunning, and pretty, adds variety to overworld Glow squid: Does absolutely nothing.

2:57 seems like part of the dungeons ending scene with the 4 players standing by the arch illager

Please add a underwater monster or a sea monster thats very big.