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Cortex Podcast

Cortex Podcast

6 жыл бұрын

Grey needs more storage space, Myke built a gaming a PC (nice!), and they both talk about what they want to see at WWDC.
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@patrik5123
@patrik5123 6 жыл бұрын
This episode needs a "Grey's cut".
@busydadliving6380
@busydadliving6380 6 жыл бұрын
The f****pack conversation is now one of my favorite conversations of all time. Why can't we call them hip satchels? They rely more on the hip than the bum or the f****.
@Chocl8215
@Chocl8215 6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that HI episode where they talk about how censoring perfectly normal words makes them seem fantastically naughty. "The fuckpack conversation."
@quaketheduck1247
@quaketheduck1247 6 жыл бұрын
Sir, carpenters jeans will solve your pocket problems. When you inevitability incur more problems just double up on more custom pocket of the same sort of the other side. This is the best simple solution that isn't going to look odd or feel intrusive.
@Grimbonez
@Grimbonez 6 жыл бұрын
That bag ur describing sounds like.. A FANNYPACK
@brandonuhlig8555
@brandonuhlig8555 6 жыл бұрын
Flagged for indecent speech.
@amehak1922
@amehak1922 Жыл бұрын
Fanny means 'a lady's taco' in UK slang, that's why he kept bleeping it, even though the word is fine in the USA.
@dandan7884
@dandan7884 6 жыл бұрын
1:38:00 "maybe maybe wait until stuff is really baked before you start to shove it in" id be the happiest dev ever if the company i work for was like that
@amehak1922
@amehak1922 Жыл бұрын
Grey's trolling had me laughing so much
@nonchalantd
@nonchalantd 6 жыл бұрын
6:41 I liked that bit.
@codywilliams5029
@codywilliams5029 4 жыл бұрын
7:49 gets me every time!
@jadynancz
@jadynancz 6 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend a flannel. When’s it’s cold it’s an extra layer. When it’s hot you can unbutton and roll up the sleeves. There is usually two button Breast pockets. Some probably even have inside pockets. You’ll also never notice stuff in the breast pocket. I usually carry my phone in it. It’s great when you are sitting down because your phone is on your chest not your legs so it’s super easy to grab. My everyday where is jeans t shirt flannel and I usually have extra pockets.
@marthinus_2805
@marthinus_2805 6 жыл бұрын
Grey, you should consider a backpack, or maybe a messenger bag.
@patrik5123
@patrik5123 6 жыл бұрын
I used to build computers when it was _actually_ hard to do. Nowadays I'm more than happy to shell out for already built machines. Macs, preferrably. It's just a headache. Servers, on the other hand, are a lot more fun to build.
@jeremyleyland1047
@jeremyleyland1047 6 жыл бұрын
Cargo Pants Grey. Cargo Pants!
@jeremyleyland1047
@jeremyleyland1047 6 жыл бұрын
www.walmart.com/ip/Men-s-Relaxed-Fit-Cargo-Jean/3651259?athcpid=3651259&athpgid=athenaItemPage&athcgid=null&athznid=PWVUB&athieid=v0&athstid=CS002&athguid=466001f5-733ac65c-956c00f78204bfc5&athena=true
@Bobbalou
@Bobbalou Жыл бұрын
Welcome to 2023! Where "cortillary-bags" are back in style and this discussion would have never happened
@stuck_around
@stuck_around 3 жыл бұрын
Grey I have the solution to your problem: Overalls
@stuck_around
@stuck_around 3 жыл бұрын
i find it so funny to think about grey discovering overalls and by his sometimes twisted convenience-focused logic hes suddenly wearing them everyday and then people asking him why and he gets wayy super defensive and critical about it lol
@namuzed
@namuzed 6 жыл бұрын
You need carpenter's jeans. They have that discrete pouch near the knee. Used to always keep my phone in there.
@hdef6602
@hdef6602 6 жыл бұрын
I am so happy right now
@Elias-nt9ou
@Elias-nt9ou 6 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@yotamravid3159
@yotamravid3159 6 жыл бұрын
yey another episode!
@-1subswithoutuploadingavid621
@-1subswithoutuploadingavid621 5 жыл бұрын
I don't care what anyone says, Cargo shorts are useful and look cool
@ChrisChoi123
@ChrisChoi123 6 жыл бұрын
45:26 i feel sad as i am listening to this podcast on my dell laptop
@Feyangel23
@Feyangel23 6 жыл бұрын
So why does Myke hate the words fannypack or butt bag? I saw several people in Canada who used them when Pokémon Go originally came out and was super popular who referred them as a "fanny pack" and they weren't even 30 years old 25 at most.
@Feyangel23
@Feyangel23 6 жыл бұрын
Ok I gotcha. Huh I've heard some Brits call it a fannypack as well so I wonder if this is a regional thing or not or if there's an "in-joke" that people don't know about.
@ArkaidDeims
@ArkaidDeims 6 жыл бұрын
It's called a backpack, Grey....
@Jedonai
@Jedonai 6 жыл бұрын
It is a fanny pack. It is a pouch on a belt, it is not a backpack.
@ArkaidDeims
@ArkaidDeims 6 жыл бұрын
@Jedonai : I meant it as a solution to his lack of personal storage space.
@GilgameshEthics
@GilgameshEthics 6 жыл бұрын
Or a messenger bag? Like really seems like it would suite grey tbh.
@ChrisChoi123
@ChrisChoi123 6 жыл бұрын
Jedonai he/she wasnt even referring to that lol
@minpodcast
@minpodcast 6 жыл бұрын
41:27 Welcome to the PCMR!!!
@DistanceTraveled
@DistanceTraveled 3 жыл бұрын
*Hipster Myke exits the chat*
@TinyGiraffes
@TinyGiraffes Жыл бұрын
Cut a 2inch hole in the leg of the jeans and sew in a pocket without showing it on the outside. Stealth pockets are better then pockets
@honeynfred
@honeynfred 6 жыл бұрын
You need a bum bag to gain quick access to your passport. At least that's what I found.
@NinjaNanya
@NinjaNanya Жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just me but... WHY is Apple the most concerned about how you spend your screen time and how it distracts you? When you don't explain these things I feel so confused as someone who just doesn't use an apple phone at all.
@daltonriser1125
@daltonriser1125 6 жыл бұрын
Cargo pant jeans are something i actually want
@NinjaNanya
@NinjaNanya Жыл бұрын
Oh Myke must have broke when the exploding Vape batteries issue became big, it'd probably kept him awake from vapes very well, but who knows what else uses those batteries and might explode.
@BuddyCrotty
@BuddyCrotty 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so confused....what's a Fuck Pack? But seriously, we need to have an unedited version of the first 10 minutes geo-restricted to the US.
@aaronstreet8774
@aaronstreet8774 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@DistanceTraveled
@DistanceTraveled 3 жыл бұрын
We need a cortility bag merch
@TevoSaks
@TevoSaks 6 жыл бұрын
if data transfer is not a problem you could send the material to home and connect to your computer and start render there. so the idea is that you dont have to spend the main power from your work laptop and instead use your super computer which is at home.
@a.goodwin4852
@a.goodwin4852 6 жыл бұрын
Grey needs a medic pack lol
@DoctorWhom
@DoctorWhom 6 жыл бұрын
so is OtherGuy going to censor youtube comments as well?
@thewitheringproduction1761
@thewitheringproduction1761 6 жыл бұрын
nice
@daltonriser1125
@daltonriser1125 6 жыл бұрын
Why is there an r at the end od mega and sofa when myje says them
@galacticsurvivor3265
@galacticsurvivor3265 6 жыл бұрын
it's called a money belt
@Hengebobs
@Hengebobs 6 жыл бұрын
What about "carpenters" jeans? They are more or less traditional "jeans" but have a couple extra pockets...
@DistanceTraveled
@DistanceTraveled 3 жыл бұрын
Pockets are amazing. The more, the better. In women's clothes, it is a travesty that they often do fake pockets. I support the hip pouch bag and/or cargo pants or overalls or whatever.
@DistanceTraveled
@DistanceTraveled 3 жыл бұрын
Grey probably should have used a ph instead of f for f***ypack. Maybe it would have worked then?
@TinyGiraffes
@TinyGiraffes Жыл бұрын
Belt bag
@Ian-jm8ts
@Ian-jm8ts 6 жыл бұрын
69 hehe
@ALiJ4LIFE
@ALiJ4LIFE 3 жыл бұрын
1:00
@5ilver42
@5ilver42 6 жыл бұрын
Wait... 'fanny' is some horribly atrocious, bad word in the U.K.? How quaint. *sips tea*
@GilgameshEthics
@GilgameshEthics 6 жыл бұрын
PC Master Race
@Jedonai
@Jedonai 6 жыл бұрын
Downvote for the censorship. It is a fanny pack.
@sao432
@sao432 6 жыл бұрын
Minimum Viable miscellaneous item bag, or 'movmib'. Aka 'The man purse'. Screw appearances, guys, just be fabulous and handy.
@sao432
@sao432 6 жыл бұрын
Oh also, for gaming PC or laptop, try looking at metabox. Cheaper and more powerful than alienware.
@GilgameshEthics
@GilgameshEthics 6 жыл бұрын
Myke is why gpu's are so pricey right now.
@evanhammons9904
@evanhammons9904 6 жыл бұрын
I wana hear gun control with grey!
@dupaski
@dupaski 6 жыл бұрын
AI gun control: clearly mounting them on Teslas is the only way to go.
@harrytsang1501
@harrytsang1501 6 жыл бұрын
I am not sure if I should watch this in parallel with H.I. or after finishing H.I. FYI I am listening to H.I. ep. 39
@aarons8711
@aarons8711 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Tsang you can watch them both in parallel, that's what I did. They're pretty diffrent shows. Also, enjoy listing to the shows!
@evanhammons9904
@evanhammons9904 6 жыл бұрын
just wear cackies
@WeaselOnaStick
@WeaselOnaStick 6 жыл бұрын
English is not my mother tongue. What was the bleeped word Grey said?
@alexkramerblogs
@alexkramerblogs 6 жыл бұрын
In British English slang, "fanny" is a word for "vagina". Where Grey grew up, it does not carry that meaning, but he was having fun at Myke's expense about it.
@brandonuhlig8555
@brandonuhlig8555 6 жыл бұрын
And the bag in reference is called a fanny pack in the US. Thus in the UK it sounds like Americans are saying Vagina bag.
@onemadhungrynomad
@onemadhungrynomad 6 жыл бұрын
downvoting this for the censorship. garbage episode,
@marthinus_2805
@marthinus_2805 6 жыл бұрын
lmao it joke idot
@onemadhungrynomad
@onemadhungrynomad 6 жыл бұрын
try spelling idiot correctly when you call someone an idiot... idiot.
@marthinus_2805
@marthinus_2805 6 жыл бұрын
Excuse me? How dare you call me an idiot! I was simply _pretending_ to be an illiterate idiot. I personally believe that is very obvious. Have a good day.
@onemadhungrynomad
@onemadhungrynomad 6 жыл бұрын
you were simply an idiot, you remain an idiot, you will always be an idiot. bye now.
@marthinus_2805
@marthinus_2805 6 жыл бұрын
It saddens me that I have to resort to bragging, but I have an IQ of 120, thus I am not an idiot. You are just rude, frankly. All I did was make a simple joke, jesus.
@quozioc839
@quozioc839 6 жыл бұрын
Do not listen to this whole trying to work out..it doesn’t work
@SamualN
@SamualN 6 жыл бұрын
Swans are the best animal
@ka9dgx
@ka9dgx 6 жыл бұрын
If it's on your back, it's a backpack... if it sits in front, it's a "fanny pack". Nowhere near one's butt. How about man purse?
@guyharold3549
@guyharold3549 6 жыл бұрын
Yes I am early
@01mubs
@01mubs 6 жыл бұрын
First comment again booyah
@TheQueenofNeckbeards
@TheQueenofNeckbeards 6 жыл бұрын
Nice
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