Mitch McConnell Freezes (ReUpload Fixed Audio) - Toronto Comedy Bar - Josh Johnson

Mitch McConnell Freezes (ReUpload Fixed Audio) - Toronto Comedy Bar - Josh Johnson - Standup Comedy

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10 ай бұрын

Hey everyone! I heard your complaints so I fixed the audio on my last upload
I Wanted to share part of my set last weekend in Toronto. Share your thoughts with me in the comments!
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Shout out ‪@MattSeremet‬ for the audio fix suggestion, and Salu Digby for the thumbnail!

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 10 ай бұрын

Hi everyone! I listened to you about the audio on the last upload and I had it fixed! I am still learning what’s best for KZfaq so thank you for being patient with me. Hope you enjoy it even more this time and thank you all for the support

@tiaelyse 10 ай бұрын

I appreciate you 😂❤ because I was wondering 😅 thank you for doing this for us 😊❤

@irisseer2773 10 ай бұрын

Thank you!❤

@TheHUmarWhitill 10 ай бұрын

Keep up the great work! Love your standup!

@bittersweetdragon8463 10 ай бұрын

Thanks Josh! So glad you did 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@markbower6644 10 ай бұрын

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

@JasonBoyce 8 ай бұрын

That look Mitch McConnell gave when he froze was 100% him just “realizing” where he was. Mentally, he blinked out of existence, then suddenly became aware, realized he was surrounded by reporters and was in the middle of saying something and had no idea what it was, and needed to construct a story real quick to justify what happened. But every second that passes just makes it worse. I’ve seen that look before with family members who were in mental decline.

@Somethinghumble 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, a real shame to see in turtles too.

@FadingVitals Ай бұрын

He saw the light and wasn’t sure if he had to go in it.

@VudrokWolf 9 күн бұрын

Man this is sad, but maybe in some cases like politicians a necessity for them to step down but still we keep them in power but if they don’t have it? Aren’t they just puppets?

@davidowusubediako 10 ай бұрын

"He cold blooded... he got a PhD" that got me😂😂

@joziehaze 5 ай бұрын

setup for that one paid off so well

@catharineorellana3522 7 ай бұрын

"Someone who has been to so much jail that he is FROM jail."LOL!!!!

@sherylglass7886 2 ай бұрын

Yep, JAIL IS HOME! 😂

@lucyslotta7768 9 ай бұрын

I’m starting to think he might not be a comedian, he may just be a witty genius

@lmnopgr 9 ай бұрын

@lucyslotta7768 so well put!! ❤️

@Rando64 8 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what a good comedian is

@elsvaughn7959 5 ай бұрын

That's what a GREAT comedian is... I think he's better than most comics out rn. Like 98.9% of them. It's prob bc he had to help write dif material for the daily show every day that he's such a prolific writer ❤

@dannytoots6635 29 күн бұрын

One of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read 🤣

@justloadalready8839 10 ай бұрын

"brunch, I brought my lunch" - Oh you precious little flower, 😢 Glad he made such an awesome friend to teach him brunch, and he looks out for you too in his own element. Your friendship sounds so cool

@Virjunior01 10 ай бұрын

For real on people having been in jail. I had a trainee who'd just gotten out of prison about a year before, after spending 11 inside. I didn't ask him why, figuring it wasn't my business. He told me himself after about a month when HE felt like talking about it. Not sure whether or not he killed someone, but he did his time, and that was that. Dude has a baby girl with his girlfriend and was going with a regular job. Did well too before I had to move away. Gotta give people a chance when you see they're just doing honest work.

@JessicaPradoHanson 8 ай бұрын

Indeed, few people choose crime when they have healthier options. Those that have other options but still choose crime are the real problem and most of the people in jail seem to be their victims…. Like every pharma person should be looked into and held accountable when they knowingly harm people. And it’s so true that once you have been through crazy trauma you can smell when it is time to leave the party! I got soooo good at that I was never at a party when it was busted even when I was deep into meth. I had that intuition and the times I didn’t listen usually confirmed that I should have listened and had a smoother outcome!

@phoenixgirl70 21 күн бұрын

@@JessicaPradoHanson I hope you’re doing better now. Meth…the way it destroys your brain and your life. And you’re dead on with following your gut feeling/intuition. I actually gave mine tests trying my hardest to change the outcome that my body told me was coming. It’s never wrong. It’s saved my life. It’s the only unsolicited advice I give people. I took classes to help me tune into it better and money well spent. I’m happy you listened to yours. There’s a documentary on Netflix about who is truly responsible for the opiate problem. It’s called The Pharmacist. The man who was a pharmacist had his young son die from an overdose and he wanted to investigate and when you see what he found out, it’s heartbreaking and infuriating but important for all of us to know. But yeah the white collar criminals get golden parachutes instead of prison time. Gotta love late stage capitalism. Sorry for the long message but you’ve been heard. All my best to you.💝

@sarahhale-pearson533 10 ай бұрын

The insanity of Canada is that we spend way more time and attention following US politics, than we do our own total shambles of a political situation.

@Virjunior01 10 ай бұрын

Hey, your shit ain't as bad as _ours._ Similar, yeah, but you guys are doing WAY better.

@gwendolynstata3775 9 ай бұрын

Doug Ford is scrapping Toronto for parts like it was Rob's dying wish while trying to scrap universal healthcare and we've got our own rise of alt-right goons, but Haha, American politician short circuited!

@derrickbailey5167 9 ай бұрын

How do these types keep getting elected. ???🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤬🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊

@aazhie 9 ай бұрын

When the US sneezes, the world get ill

@Virjunior01 9 ай бұрын

@@aazhie and the rest of the world tries to cover it with nationalized Healthcare. But us? We're on the hook for thousands we don't have.

@The_Angry_BeEconomist 7 ай бұрын

he had to keep it gangster with the jokes but I felt that jail friend story, so much so that I hope its not just a story and the friendship blossoms

@stonevoice6875 10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah I need the good audio for the Mitch jokes 😂😂😂

@ninaschultz6922 9 ай бұрын

❤ excellent audio, really enjoying the rewatch 🎉🎉🎉

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 9 ай бұрын

MUCH better

@serenitynow940 10 ай бұрын

You’re phenomenal at balancing the humor and tragedy in your observations and your delivery is impeccable. Can’t wait to see you get as well-known as you deserve to be. Please do a show in Long Beach California one day, we’d love to see you perform!!

@SoManyRandomRamblings 10 ай бұрын

The way we all reference George Carlin when it comes to social commentary.... will be how the future talks about Josh Johnson's work. Brilliant social commentary balanced with just enough humor to get the message through to people in a way that is palatable

@Virjunior01 10 ай бұрын

It's reminiscent of Dave Chappelle, without the relatively recent baggage.

@ragantate3995 9 ай бұрын

😅😅😅ummmm josh like George? Naw, not enough verbal and visible rage to compare. Especially his last three or four specials. He is our beloved, irreplaceable, angry grandpa. Oh my GOD! 😅😅😅

@Virjunior01 9 ай бұрын

@@ragantate3995 exactly. Which is why I brought up old Chappelle

@SoManyRandomRamblings 9 ай бұрын

@@ragantate3995 did I say they had the same style or did I specifically say how they make social commentary palatable?

@brooklyna007 9 ай бұрын

@@ragantate3995Lol just wait until Josh gets old. There will be plenty of rage.

@bluberrygames6185 9 ай бұрын

Bros one of my favorite comedians probably. Cuz like, he’s got mean jokes, but he doesn’t have any hate, and I appreciate that.

@mattjohn4731 2 ай бұрын

Me too, JJ is a great one

@novalyn.acidgin 10 ай бұрын

Oh shit. I missed that 911 line the first watch through. 😂 You fucking nailed it. 💯

@mindybee96 10 ай бұрын

Perfect, the excuse I needed to watch this twice! 😂😂

@jacquelinewhite1046 10 ай бұрын

You said it! 👍👍

@osric729 7 ай бұрын

"He got a PhD" got me good lmao.

@tspks2128 10 ай бұрын

Ok can I just say I am almost 40 and have been a lover of comedy since I can remember, and Josh Johnson is like in my top five. Brother has it. Period. He will make it very far and I am excited for him. Keep doing your thing and being YOU!! 🫶🏾💯‼️🙏🏾🚀🙌🏾

@DamonBanks142857 9 ай бұрын

I’ve stumbled upon the most evident compromise between the potato and the tomato: fries with ketchup

@N3gativeR3FLUX 6 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I can't imagine the fear of sending my children to school worried that they might get shot.

@mamawray 10 ай бұрын

@ 2:57: "I hope..." and Josh just trails off like... That sent me. 😂

@williamcrowe2576 10 ай бұрын

It's not the fact that Mitch is old that worries me, it's the fact that his fellows in the GOP don't have the common sense to let him die. And even if he finally does die, I'm afraid they're going to do a sort of "Weekend at Bernie's" thing with his corpse. Y'know, prop up his rotting cadaver at every House meeting. Maybe some bad puppeteering at a press conference.

@SoManyRandomRamblings 10 ай бұрын

What if that's what's going on now. Lol

@randykintzley5923 9 ай бұрын

@@SoManyRandomRamblings They've been doing that with Feinstein for a while. They've gone from being corporate puppets to literal puppets.

@westlcha86 9 ай бұрын

Aka biden

@lewstherintelamon1377 4 ай бұрын

Lot of that going around in government. Right now it's McConnell, Biden, and Feinstein (Not anymore!!!), before that it was Thurmond and Byrd. Incidentally, Senate and Senile are both words borrowed from Latin (Senatus, Senilis) themselves derived from the word Senex, meaning old, or old man.

@jasminemp3298 3 ай бұрын

Omg this. 100% 😂

@all4penny456 10 ай бұрын

Josh Johnson is absolutely in my top ten of comics.

@aer71367 4 ай бұрын

I just discovered him, but he is definitely my favorite comedian right now for sure!

@SammiSweetz Ай бұрын

You literally cure my depression that reappears every day but then I just play another video lol

@Jamievcapp 9 ай бұрын

I don't usually comment on videos but I watch these on my phone with headphones while my baby sleeps on me and I have to contain myself so I don't crack up and wake her. Not many comedians make me laugh out loud but Josh never disappoints. Thanks for bringing joy to the world!

@hashish2020 9 ай бұрын

Yo me too, exactly same situation

@Somethinghumble 5 ай бұрын

Don't wake da BAYBAY!!!

@axelkusanagi4139 10 ай бұрын

What if he's being visited by three ghosts everytime he freezes?

@lhawes0527 Ай бұрын

I agree with you 100% regarding people doing their time and it's done! Sadly, society doesn't frame it that way and people pay the rest of their lives...

@lmnopgr 9 ай бұрын

Josh’s voice…. like gold. His thought process? flippin hilarious. 🥰

@joywolf83 10 ай бұрын

thank you for fixing the audio It's always better to have it too loud than too quiet!!

@ShredderTainment 10 ай бұрын

You nail that facial expression, maaaaan! Nailed it! 😳

@rosemagny 10 ай бұрын

I heard the original vid just fine but Thanks Josh for going thru the trouble. I definitely needed an encore 😍 you're so talented keep going! We love you 💕

@smoking_skeletor5193 10 ай бұрын

you've probably heard on speakers.

@TrishC5280 10 ай бұрын

same i heard it no problems hearing it on my phone

@runoz2839 6 ай бұрын

just imagine all the different diversity, in the live crowd 🤔 now imagine the different diversity of who are here on utube, the different walks of life regardless of the outward appearance & etc. and now realize the commonality to be here, humored by Josh. so, if nothing else but to laugh... We ALL still have something in common. Happy Holiday Season & Blessed New Year. Lord Willing, Amen 🙏✌️

@kcbros1515 10 ай бұрын

Note to self: Do not eat a PBJ while watching Josh Johnson lol

@Leeniebean 10 ай бұрын

Amen brother. Telling the truth

@TrishC5280 10 ай бұрын

Josh dropping truth bombs!!!

@mOwOterboat 10 ай бұрын

"time like, abroad?"

@JupitersDarkAllure357 6 ай бұрын

This dude is going to be the next big comedian

@bittersweetdragon8463 10 ай бұрын

Thanks Josh! So glad you did 😆😆😆😂🤣😂🤣

@egagnard 10 ай бұрын

Josh, you are the goat.

@ronnelllittlejohn6102 10 ай бұрын

Also this dude is funny a hell...and gives me sooo much life😂🎉I see good things coming your way.

@Barbarossa-heir 10 ай бұрын

I do appreciate that you call a spade a spade and you don't beat around the bush ; comically yet with cleverness. keep forward Joshua.

@paulajaneabel5205 2 ай бұрын

Josh is hilarious. And SO pretty!

@KoiAi_ 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for reuploading the video, the sound is crystal clear now 🎉

@christopherhuff3123 2 ай бұрын

I swear to God there was a guy barking at my gym years ago. He pushed the bench right up to a mirror and started barking in between reps. He was just lifting the bar with no plates on it. His bark sounded EXACTLY like that.

@LoneTreeAdventures 10 ай бұрын

Much better audio 👍 thank you 🙏

@chern9995 10 ай бұрын

So smoothly worded Josh! 🎉

@chileanzombie42 5 ай бұрын

I don’t even know about a lot of these people in politics but he really paints a picture.

@PotooBurd 10 ай бұрын

Ty for the fixed audio I couldn’t watch / hear the first one Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

@Tonyhouse1168 9 ай бұрын

Josh just reminded me of when I was going to run for president. Tony Lee 2020: a clear vision for a better future! Potatoes are a vegetable!! And yes, that was my whole platform

@robertocruztv6097 5 ай бұрын

You are a great comedian

@bellescreationsllc 10 ай бұрын

It's relatable, I enjoyed these topics. Thank you for sharing!

@chasecampan-thornburg1721 9 ай бұрын

Josh Johnson just gets better & better. 👏👏👏

@trippy_buddz1799 10 ай бұрын

Much better! Thanks for fixing audio I didn’t want to miss this set!

@emmiwarford2096 9 ай бұрын

The part where he calls Feinstein old hits a lil different now lol

@Mzvandal 8 ай бұрын

came to find this comment...

@kristendonovan3620 15 күн бұрын

This young man is absolutely brilliant!!!

@LoftyVerbz 7 ай бұрын

Amen. Age is not a virtue

@adamb3370 9 ай бұрын

"Glitch McConnell"

@sb-b3071 10 ай бұрын

This is so much better thanks for your work. I love that these jokes are so much clearer ❤❤

@nathanmyers5527 7 ай бұрын

Thank you for putting the time and effort into making us laugh. You put a smile on my face everytime I watch one of your sets.

@mariahelizabeth_ent 9 ай бұрын

Love how Josh says he made a friend and then proceeds to tell us how he in-fact acquired a liability, that became a friend..

@blackbuddhaPA 10 ай бұрын

Jim from office revisited😂😂😂😂😂

@melaniesheldon8013 Ай бұрын

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥thanks for doing the best comedy right now 😆 🤣 😂 ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@YaTuSabe7809 9 ай бұрын

Dude! Been following you for 2-3 years now, you have stayed the same type of funny and have gotten funnier (if that makes sense) cant wait to see you, i live in Mass! Get over here

@lucycarola 9 ай бұрын

Good shout out to first responders! ❤

@sarahquevedo5933 9 ай бұрын

When he gets that wide eye Jim look it’s like he just realized he is pooping himself 😂

@LyonsM 26 күн бұрын

Everybody, this ain’t no goddamn holdem, WTF up. Lmao

@Tcheera 10 ай бұрын

Haha, I listened to the whole other video with my speaker up to my ear not even complaining because the set is so good. Honestly, hope you get to my city's comedy clubs one day, because we have a few good acts come through, and that would be a fun night.

@ragantate3995 9 ай бұрын

I think the spotter was trying to ask him out on a date but didn’t know how to, so he just told him he did time before and settled for being his workout buddy. 😅😅😅

@nerfherder4284 10 ай бұрын

You're awesome Josh!

@justloadalready8839 10 ай бұрын

You rock Josh! Thank you for updating the audio. Your jokes and intonation slap, so I'm super excited getting to hear them

@ReignH2o_kd 7 ай бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh, what an awesome gift.

@johnschroeder548 9 ай бұрын

This hairs the shit Josh, ur goddamn beautiful

@Twizzybeatzz 10 ай бұрын

Much better audio this time around. Thanks a ton and great job

@qmia476 10 ай бұрын

😂😂 plsss, I thought my phone was bugging at first. Thx for this🎉

@HolisticManifesting 7 күн бұрын

I love all the love people show under his videos. ❤

@tcam2352 9 ай бұрын

Thanks Josh! I can hear you better without holding my phone up to my ear. And you are an amazing comedian!!

@phoenixluk 10 ай бұрын

Even better the second time.

@bozobarr 9 ай бұрын

I watched this with the bad audio and I'm watching with the good. Enjoying it in every form. Bravo.

@BoogieBoogsForever 10 ай бұрын

I was at that last show. You rocked it. I brought my bro and he liked your stuff too. He thought the pauses you take sometimes reminded him of how Prince (RIP) used to kinda flirt with the crowd. Not sure if that's your intent, but you can adjust (make it a bit less frequent or deep) if you want. Keep going homie...

@misn757 10 ай бұрын

Awww I hope you still have your friend after he sees this show!😅

@magmaraymaker.kweenkleokat8779 9 ай бұрын

Wait now...new subscriber. I binged a couple of videos then subscribed. Very funny. I was done and saw the title of this...and I laughed - just on the title knowing you'd do it a justice. I can't wait to dive in...let's go! ;)

@digitallhm8160 9 ай бұрын

This dude is brilliant!

@D0nut42 5 ай бұрын

That was a savage burn! Well said!!

@SoullessGingerSnap 2 ай бұрын

Okay man, you got me. You're not only funny, your a good human being. I almost cried a little when you took him to brunch ❤

@ShakmaGeebes 9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣 Delivering the deep insights right along with the killer comedy! ☠☠ You're the real deal, man 🔥👍🏽

@EclecticPotpourri 10 ай бұрын

Great. Thanks for upload

@samella878 8 ай бұрын

I’m glad I found you. I love your comedy! ❤❤❤

@albertlastrapes9155 10 ай бұрын

U hit it out the ballpark again Josh.😂😂😂😂

@lanmandragoran8337 10 ай бұрын

Already listened to this, just popped by to relike and recomment on the reupload

@chadcovey1626 7 ай бұрын

Dude you're incredible. Idk how you popped up on my feed today, but you're a much needed voice and face in the Comedy world for me. Thank you dude

@lemoncarb 10 ай бұрын

video had me thinking my airpods were messed up in class yesterday 😂

@kbeans77 10 ай бұрын

Whew thank you. I thought I was losing it. Watching again!

@williamomondi5800 2 ай бұрын

@JoshJohnsonComedy I like the fact that you can tell jokes without swearing tells much about your exceptional ability.

@D415h4n34 10 ай бұрын

I didnt know if the audio could be fixed, sweet!

@deannadonald7785 6 ай бұрын

He reminds me of a younger Dave Chappelle. He's got a wisdom about him that goes beyond his year's.

@NeverUseAnApostrophe 13 күн бұрын

Years. Learn how to spell. Why would you even think to pluralize the word "years" with an apostrophe? Read a book. Read any book. Read a single book and you will never find an apostrophe to pluralize any word.

@MegaCassie83 18 күн бұрын

McConnel had two strokes LMFAO

@ashlirabid9614 7 күн бұрын

Awesome.

@feranks3211 8 ай бұрын

I really appreciate your standup man. And it's not only the humor, timing and storytelling. I'm studying speech science and your command of voice has me in awe