I Got Trapped in a Denny’s Bathroom + Black Friday Riots

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6 ай бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 6 ай бұрын

Hi Friends! Thank you all for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Upcoming shows in New Jersey, Burlington, Stamford CT. www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour for tix

@Sylph70 6 ай бұрын

I usually love your stuff, but you could have deleted the first 15 minutes of this 17 minute video.

@kenuiq 6 ай бұрын

Hi friends???!!😂😂😂😂

@laurieo877 6 ай бұрын

You are a great comedian, not many that can make me burst out w laughter the way u do.I could listen to u for hours. Thank you!

@martinsmith5520 6 ай бұрын

I had a bad day and you mde me laugh the entire time. Thank you so much. (I m very appreciative 😀) Also, when you make the gesture when reaching for the toilet paper and you just stare straight ahead...your expression is priceles :D

@justinpitcock5312 6 ай бұрын

⁠⁠⁠@@Sylph70 Did Josh jog some memories of you getting your ass beat on Black Friday or some bad toilet paper experiences?, I sense some stress in your comment😂

@DanielDanielsonComedy 6 ай бұрын

Don't shame the person who tells you the toilet paper is out. They are saving the next person.

@DeadInside-ew8qb 6 ай бұрын

They are a martyr for the cause

@asiawest1973 6 ай бұрын

I had someone call me while on the toilet to tell me we were out of toilet paper in our restroom 😂😂😂😂

@LoveOneSV 6 ай бұрын

@@asiawest1973 Fuken brilliant lmao

@erinbuyense4745 2 ай бұрын

They are making me think they have an incomplete wipe

@beanstheclown Ай бұрын

I mean, this is exactly my thought on how best to deal with this. Of course, I usually check to make sure there is adequate roll before I commit, so I can't say I've ever had to deal with this before...

@floppsymoppsy5969 6 ай бұрын

As someone who worked 20 years of retail... I HATE BLACK FRIDAY!!!! I have so many stories, but the one that comes to mind is one year at Walmart I got pinned to a shelf with a complete stranger next to the electronics section because of the sheer number of people trying to get to the department. We just silently stared into each other's eyes thinking to one another "We will get through this." I worked produce people!

@MsRollingstone11 6 ай бұрын

lol, that's heinous. Hope you have a Merry Christmas this year!

@archmage_of_the_aether 6 ай бұрын

Walmart? Years ago? That was me! How you been doing

@arondajackson1880 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@floppsymoppsy5969 6 ай бұрын

@archmage_of_the_aether Oh, thank God you made it out alive! ☺️

@derpderp2559 6 ай бұрын

electronics next to produce? i call shenanigans.

@floridamanHooning 6 ай бұрын

A lesson you only need to learn ONCE. always ALWAYS check for toilet paper before you sit down

@melin4ted_bookworm632 6 ай бұрын

Or squat 4 dear life 😂😂😂😂😂

@rocioiribe5841 6 ай бұрын

ALWAYS.

@annainspain5176 6 ай бұрын

That's why older ladies carry so many tissues in their handbag.

@tine8849 6 ай бұрын

@@annainspain5176 I have a pocket full of tissue wherever I go. It's not just for the toilet, all it takes is one bad sneeze and it's a whole lotta mess. 😂

@tatsuuuuuu 6 ай бұрын

Or always have a pack of kleenex in your pocket

@DawnoftheDance4477 6 ай бұрын

I love when Josh says “I’ll be vulnerable for a second” and then he followed it with a Denny’s story 😂

@xioffb97 3 ай бұрын

I think it's because there's a folk saying that goes "the route to a man's heart is through his stomach".

@christopherhuff3123 2 ай бұрын

I think that was the greatest story ever told.

@indiecrowarts 20 күн бұрын

@@xioffb97literally the best joke in this comment section 🏆

@Aniram789 6 ай бұрын

See, this is why women like me carry around our packs of tissue paper. Women's bathrooms run out of toilet paper so often you have to carry that emergency supply! 😅

@xlady7772 6 ай бұрын

Yep or have soggy cookies😂😂

@JBloggerGirl 6 ай бұрын

Yeaaa carry napkins to clean seat and sit down, tissues to wipe

@JB-bm1to 6 ай бұрын

Yep. Taught my 3 older daughters to always carry feminine wipes. You NEVER know when you'll need them.

@EamonWill 6 ай бұрын

I carry baby wipes. Buy the small packs so they'll fit in your purse or fold a couple up and put them in a ziplock bag.

@msteach3082 6 ай бұрын

I carry wipes, and hoard napkins😂

@celestialnubian 6 ай бұрын

This dude is delivering content that's better than a lot of people's specials just because it's Tuesday.

@Boadicea6 5 ай бұрын

Especially the last ones of Rocky 🥊 Gervais, who was only punching down and even Chapelle was dissapointing, he really needs to get off the LGBTQ jokes, coz now it's a pattern and whatever happened to pinching up, like a Katt Williams or in the old days George Carlin, my favorite white stand up comedian!! The best ones never get a special, it's a fake business and lots of the Comedians we know (Kevin Hart, Cedric the Entertainer, Will Smith, Steve Harvey, Chris Tucker and others) and who never did the stand up gigs the real ones do, that's why Katt has outed them all in a few interviews on here, like Shay ... (?) for not writing their own material to them being a group, who tried to black ball Katt ao comedians, weird stories abt P. Diddy, who send Hakeem Jeffries from Empire to Will fit mentoring and he left the house screaming and went into a very dark path afterwards and his career is over. This year Katt's gonna expose them all and I'm taking a front seat!🍿🥤😅

@celestialnubian 5 ай бұрын

@@Boadicea6 Geezuss dude, I was just bigging up Josh. If you wanna write a dissertation do it on your own comment, not as a reply to mine. 🙄

@Boadicea6 5 ай бұрын

@@celestialnubian I know I get a bit too exited on here sometimes, doesn't mean you have to be rude about, you don't have to read it! So be a bit nicer and don't respond at all or come with some building criticism!!

@sparksessence 8 күн бұрын

Haha!

@JustbeingCed 6 ай бұрын

I worked at Walmart in 2009 on black Friday. I saw a lady hop over a counter like she was in the Olympics to get a flat screen TV. It was insane!

@fatalityrecordsmusicproduc462 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@JustbeingCed 6 ай бұрын

@@fatalityrecordsmusicproduc462 smh lol it was insane

@deep153 5 ай бұрын

Was she an OLYMPIAN

@deep153 5 ай бұрын

Did yall hear the story about woman chains herself to SNEAKER STORE, 2023 she got arrested

@JustbeingCed 5 ай бұрын

@@deep153 yeah I hear about it

@futureshocked 6 ай бұрын

Just FYI: these days the good deals don't even happen on Black Friday anymore. BF is just the leftover shit that they reprice to make it look lower. The actual deals are 2 weeks before.

@bigfootpart4therevengeancing 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the tip.

@Zevox144 6 ай бұрын

There was only one deal on black friday deal as far as i was aware. Target took $150 off PS5's, shits were gone at 6 am. Technically it was the model Sony said they weren't producing anymore but the disc model's just better anyway.

@futureshocked 6 ай бұрын

@@Zevox144 Right, it's always some leftover bs. I think the only deal I missed was on my processor. I could have for sure saved like ~$60 on that setup, but that's also because I didn't need the overclocked Ryzen 5 (the overclocking is pointless on those as they already turbo up to 5ghz)

@missharding9837 5 ай бұрын

This is always what it was. A chance for the manufacturers to get rid of stock in prep for the next season. Any sale, that is what it is about, no matter what the timing. If it looks cheaper, it's because they been lying throughout the year and no one notices.! The UK folk looked at Americans doing the BF thing and always thought it was insane. Until that influential culture a few years ago somehow got on a plane a flew over and WE have it now? Why? 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AmoebaInk 4 ай бұрын

January before inventory is usually when I find the best deals. But that doesn't work as well for Christmas.

@vanessawhitneypro 6 ай бұрын

"A hundred plus three hundred minus twelve equals bricks..." Brilliant. Love your stuff Josh.

@jewellmadden8624 2 ай бұрын

😂 I laughed again just reading this.

@starbound03 6 ай бұрын

"I went to the bathroom and then I went to the bathroom" is a weirdly good line

@nethkenm 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, the ladies room is a war scene. You need a tampon? She's got your back. We're going into battle together.

@Just1Nora 10 күн бұрын

I don't even menstruate now and I still make sure I've got pads and tampons, and wet wipes. The Cotonelle flushable ones. Ibs is a cruel mistress, so I never go to the bathroom without the wipes (though I don't flush them in public). Even if I'm about to mess my pants, I check for tp! 😂 Too many memories as a teen (pre-cellphones) having to wait for someone to come in to sheepishly ask for tp. There should be a slider on the front of the door, above toddler reach, that you can slide across if the stall is out of tp or clogged. Just a red or green bar. That's all it needs.

@hinata167 6 ай бұрын

I was talking to my friend during Black Friday at the mall about this. I literally said "I bet no one here is going to the hospital."

@christina-clairegeorges3661 6 ай бұрын

First rule of going to the bathroom always check if there is toilet paper. 😂

@Queenofhearts360 3 ай бұрын

Have you been so pressed you forgot to check? Been there!😢

@KOKO-uu7yd 24 күн бұрын

I ALWAYS wipe the seat down before sitting. Saved me from both gross-wet-ass AND no tp many many times 😂

@KOKO-uu7yd 24 күн бұрын

@@Queenofhearts360Rarely, but yeah. I've found that I'd prefer my OWN bodily gross than to sit on someone ELSE'S though ... so I am wiping that thing down alllll the time 😅 HECK, sometimes I'm even giving it a spit clean 😂

@foundwantingwaiting 6 ай бұрын

He said 2006, 😂😂😂 I remember Tickle Me Elmo in the late 90's.

@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын

Cabbage Patch dolls. 80s

@user-ky6oz1bt8f 5 ай бұрын

Theras so much footage of folks getting trampled in the 80s and 90s I was like youngsta....

@vnikyt 5 ай бұрын

Scrooowlled for this comment lol. I remember it in the 90s!

@cjpietropinto9293 4 ай бұрын

My people! It's ok, kids young. He didn't have control of when he was born. 😂

@chasb3234 3 ай бұрын

That's when I started paying attention to world events 😂😂😂 I was like what's the big deal? I'm like 7 and it's not that serious!

@Ray-pp5qb 6 ай бұрын

The way his hands was fiddling in the air had me DEAD. Josh got funny ass fingers that just adds to the hilarity.

@jamiepender6667 24 күн бұрын

Omg I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed this lmfao. He could def play piano but he sure does have long fingers

@kenuiq 6 ай бұрын

Dude, you set is getting so tight. You really are doing the work. I am not only entertained by your work but I am happy to see you level the fuck up!🖖🏾

@m.brown-rodriguez4468 6 ай бұрын

I'm in stitches on the bus with tears rolling down my face. Some one asked if I was ok. All I could get out is "Josh Johnson... Comedian". Passenger replied with the only chuckle, " Oh I understand". 🤣🤣🤣🤩

@kingraquu3164 6 ай бұрын

That "we've been to the moon" in reference to inconvenient toilet paper rolls😂

@Tonyhouse1168 6 ай бұрын

I’m still confused why Josh and Roy Wood Jr aren’t the co-hosts of the Daily Show yet. What is Comedy Central even doing?

@traceygarner5765 6 ай бұрын

From your "mouth" to The Daily Show's "ears"! I would be addicted!!

@lw3269 6 ай бұрын

Agreed that Josh should co-host. I prefer Jordan Klepper or Kal to join him.

@The_Angry_BeEconomist 6 ай бұрын

because its a propaganda outfit where you are paid to say what they want you to say

@THESILVERNARUTO 6 ай бұрын

Roy has officially passed on the job.

@cynthiabakke2283 6 ай бұрын

Dulce Sloan is already there...they could kill it as hosts for the Daily Show as Hold Up shows. Soft spot for Ronny Cheng too or Klepper if it's all sausage.

@dianep6791 6 ай бұрын

My brother in law called the restaurant to tell them he needed toliet paper😂😂😂

@cjpietropinto9293 4 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking! 😂 Good reason to have your phone with you.

@Just1Nora 10 күн бұрын

Okay, see that's the next level thinking I wouldn't have even considered! I'd call the person I'm with, perhaps call out, or if desperate enough, and it seemed the coast was clear, I'd penguin waddle to the next stall, but I wouldn't think to call a restaurant to tell them I needed assistance. I don't think about places like that having people you can talk to, or that they wouldn't tell the whole staff and laugh at me.

@acemeda4 6 ай бұрын

I promise you the audio doesn't do this clip justice. There were the most sincere tears from laughing when he was telling that Denny's story! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KOKO-uu7yd 24 күн бұрын

Good to know! Thanks😂

@StefaneDigianno 6 ай бұрын

I remember years ago people were frying turkeys waiting in line for Black Friday 😂

@msteach3082 6 ай бұрын

😂That is wild! Lmao!

@shayboogie3682 6 ай бұрын

A forgone Era 😅😅😅😅 Kids today don’t even know 😂

@aplaceinthestars3207 6 ай бұрын

Calling the empty toilet paper roll 'raw'... omg 🤣I had tears from laughing so hard!

@clairlaa 6 ай бұрын

Had a rough day, been sick, just got off my second job and was looking for something to watch with my dinner. Almost choked on my food several times but it was worth it. Made my day! The bathroom bit was too funny 🤣 Please don’t ever stop doing comedy!!!!

@angelrivera9227 6 ай бұрын

I feel you on 2nd job….Not easy working two jobs on a daily basis. The stress lowers our immune system and we end up getting sick. Hope u get better soon….Hang in there.

@clairlaa 6 ай бұрын

@@angelrivera9227 I really appreciate those kind words and thank you!! ❤️These moments are temporary (hopefully) and health is the most important thing. Stay safe as well!!!

@BIBLE-a-s-m-r 6 ай бұрын

Please don’t choke 😮

@Zazawestbrooke 6 ай бұрын

So random but i hope you get better ❤ and rememeber to be grateful for the little things and stay hydrated!

@moralfortitude...2217 6 ай бұрын

wrong move...if you drinking water, drowning would a hazard, also... seriously glad your alright 😅😅😅👍🙏✌️

@LikeAGentlemanPlease 6 ай бұрын

“You would get your shit rock’d!” 😂😂😂😂😂 I worked at Walmart when I was in college. Got into a fight over a Barbie corvette. Fun times!

@fireinateacup89 6 ай бұрын

Omg I said The Purge out loud a second before you 😂. I've watched so much of your stuff I must be starting to think like you.

@HazelwithaZ 6 ай бұрын

For a while there, it felt like it was getting worse every year. First a fight, then a stampede, and didn't people die? The news footage from that era is terrifying...

@alovesupreme76 6 ай бұрын

this is one of the most relatable sets ever lmao. The bits about walking up the steps, turning the light on, and toilet paper just hit

@gabriellam4481 6 ай бұрын

Man I LOVE Josh Johnson. I could listen to him reading the yellow pages. But anyone else out there with IBS giggling at this adorable amateur move? (ALWAYS check the roll first…)

@MrsMoses-ye9om 6 ай бұрын

Meeeee 😂😂😂

@Just1Nora 10 күн бұрын

Yup. I can clench my butthole until I see tp.

@Just1Nora 10 күн бұрын

I have gone and found only 2 sheets, and who is that monster? 😂

@hunny5211 6 ай бұрын

No happy story starts with "I was at a Denny's" 😆🤣

@gymggang46 6 ай бұрын

I feel “raw” roll😂 I sware everything be raw some kinda way in a Josh story🤣🤣

@captaincosmic8153 6 ай бұрын

I once told a worker at this restaurant that they were out of toilet paper and he just said "ew." 😂 then proceeded to not restock the tp and do other things instead

@lesleyd2448 6 ай бұрын

Lol! Thank you Josh for helping me get thru Lupus Treatments ✌️

@youknowmeright228 6 ай бұрын

Are you taking cytoxan infusion? I had to do this in 2021. Stay strong lupus warrior

@ToniGlick 6 ай бұрын

I think some of the folks who loved live black friday ended up storming the capitol. They missed the thrill and they didn't understand while you might be welcome to fight in a retail store, you get arrested for fighting to get into the capitol.

@Siansonea 6 ай бұрын

White Wednesday?

@dianapdiaz6920 6 ай бұрын

This is great!

@Find-Your-Bliss- 2 ай бұрын

Funny!

@cousinwil5808 6 ай бұрын

It’s been crazy since I can remember, in the 80s we had the cabbage patch kids “riots”

@jamiepender6667 24 күн бұрын

Tickle me Elmo!!!!!!

@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын

I can hear "Hermès girl" laughing...😅

@LittleMsLibra8 6 ай бұрын

Two things I immediately check for in public bathrooms is cleanliness and toilet paper.. it’s a must 😂

@ScotsyCajn 6 ай бұрын

Our Black Fridays were like the Alabama boat brawl, y'all.

@JulieWulie12 6 ай бұрын

Always watch your clips when they pop up. You're hilarious and really know how to tell a story. thanks for sharing your talents Josh!

@ambriaashley3383 6 ай бұрын

For real 🙏🏾

@BeComingNyrell 6 ай бұрын

1. ALWAYS LOOK FIRST! 🤣 2. Toilet seat covers are the next best thing 3. Just gotta wait for someone to come in the stall next to you lol 4. Call the person you're with- they gotta tell the staff for you lbs

@anitralarae_mahjacat 6 ай бұрын

Yep CALL A FRIEND

@tcrmn 6 ай бұрын

You can solve the problem by saying they're almost out of toilet paper. Puts you in the clear

@geekdivaherself 6 ай бұрын

Words from a sage....

@melaniecamras8619 6 ай бұрын

Hot tip: I always use a little toilet paper to wipe the seat, partly ‘cause you can’t always see water droplets, and partly so I know there’s TP!

@MrsMoses-ye9om 6 ай бұрын

Yesss!!!

@Zevox144 6 ай бұрын

I put paper on the seat. People be fucking nasty. And never directly touch the door handles after washing

@robertmarley8852 6 ай бұрын

Bird nest

@user-ky6oz1bt8f 5 ай бұрын

If you raw dog a public toilet you got bigger issues. Why even reach for paper atp 😂 i dont see How some folks just sit. I could NEVER@@Zevox144

@janethoward2155 3 ай бұрын

Yessss😂

@m3gawither7734 6 ай бұрын

So glad I got to attend the set Josh, you did not disappoint

@L.D.l.d 6 ай бұрын

i found you

@OMARI461 6 ай бұрын

Black Friday used to have folks headed to the hospital with nothing to show for it 😔

@teonwhite3547 6 ай бұрын

The year of tickle me elmo. Never forget

@jamiepender6667 24 күн бұрын

I just said this same thing!!!!! How old are you?! I’m 37 and remember that shit like it was yesterday!

@thisbushnell2012 20 күн бұрын

My sister got one for our mama in the nursing home. She enjoyed it ONE DAY. Woke up the next morning, somebody STOLE IT.

@biancaleewilliams2308 6 ай бұрын

I’m glad I didn’t break the rules and record while he was performing this set in Arlington when I came to see him last weekend because this was👌🏽 AN EPIC PERFORMANCE 🎭

@JoyStLouis-xm9wo 6 ай бұрын

Lucky.

@bigbutte5804 6 ай бұрын

Oooooo smart choice

@Mrgberry2 6 ай бұрын

The comic this generation needs!!!! And deserves

@srose1088 6 ай бұрын

Thinking you're nasty for using the last of the toilet paper sounds like an anxiety thing, I wouldn't feel wired at all. But we all got our hang ups lol. 🤣 Give the bulb a chance to act right!

@jamiepender6667 24 күн бұрын

I refuse to use the last of anything. It drives my husband INSANE. But yes, most definitely Anxiety related!

@thisbushnell2012 20 күн бұрын

@@jamiepender6667my husband does that. Leaves coffee cups all over, with ONE SWALLOW at the bottom, growing fuzz.

@2969capone 6 ай бұрын

One of the few comedians I genuinely love watching. Your material always makes me laugh.. and you laughing telling stories makes it so much better ❤

@fireinateacup89 6 ай бұрын

"raw roll" 😅

@MMCLLC7 6 ай бұрын

If i walk IN the bathroom and SEE no toilet paper, im turning around. I cant possibly be caught slippin like that 😂

@jamiepender6667 24 күн бұрын

Don’t get caught lackin’ w no tp!!!!🧻

@jamiepender6667 24 күн бұрын

Wow. The fact that I just used a toilet paper emoji is wild. Toilet paper.

@Paradisemisplaced 6 ай бұрын

Always highlight of my week ❤ Anyone else try texting him when he posted that number?

@ajanicampbell9070 6 ай бұрын

I’ve watched hundred of comedians your most definitely one of my faves your story telling ability is amazing love it keep it up!! Homie

@MagicalPhi 6 ай бұрын

Wow, that whole toilet paper bit unlocked a new anxiety for me, thanks lmao

@cjpietropinto9293 4 ай бұрын

In the cosmetics section of Walmart, they have a "trial size" rack. On this rack are tiny packs of kleenex in a multi pack, for a dollar or two. 😉 Also, just tell the attendant there's some weird writing in the tp holder. (They'll figure it out when they go look) 😂

@agapereign 6 ай бұрын

I worked at JCPenny during college winter break back in the late 80s. Black Friday was the best day because it was super busy and the day flew by.

@nmbat5036 6 ай бұрын

Saw a Santa get arrested at 4 am in a Black Friday line at Target once. That wasn’t even the craziest thing that happened in that line. Used to go shopping on BF to buy the most random things that no one was fighting over. It was the only day every year my social anxiety took a break so I could enjoy the chaos. This was at a time I refused to shop on Wednesdays because that’s when most stores offer senior discounts and it gets busy out there. Thankfully there was only one instance of actual violence I witnessed. Didn’t dampen the day because the guy who got punched had it coming.

@InfamousMoron 6 ай бұрын

10 minutes of toilet jokes and it fire. You are great josh

@happylala33 29 күн бұрын

I'm Australian and almost none of your content has the relevance here that it has there but I LOVE your brand of comedy and have been binging for hours. Hilarious! And considered. And also not cruel or hurtful. Thank you!!!

@JustbeingCed 6 ай бұрын

This dude never disappoints😂😂😂😂

@CHRISPOPTV 6 ай бұрын

Josh is reminding me of how Dave Chapelle could just talk extendedly and it would be hilarious. He might be a future goat

@nashse7en 6 ай бұрын

bro the toilet paper story happened with me in high school. 🤣🤣 Your delivery is the best bro. Great job. I just died here without beath.

@daisysingh4659 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious, enjoyed after a stressful day ❤❤❤Thank you sir.

@kameskidney9538 6 ай бұрын

Your delivery is so dope I literally just sat there for the longest story ever and I laughed the whole time

@mroracle464 5 ай бұрын

What blew my mind about black Friday was people would go be violent over retail literally HOURS after the holiday that's supposed to be focused on being humble and thankful for the things we already have in our lives 😂

@FuzzyCow575 6 ай бұрын

Josh one of the goats 🐐

@joelhenry5489 6 ай бұрын

Having a rough week and that toilet paper story really gave me the laugh I needed.

@christymg8234 6 ай бұрын

I worked at that Walmart in 2003 for the holidays. Walmart on Black Friday is its own special ring of hell. Fkin Cenla.

@celestialnubian 6 ай бұрын

Oh Josh, You're too young to know that the Cabbage Patch Kid Riots of the 80s beat anything done on Black Friday.

@Doone226 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@tonis5140 6 ай бұрын

Facts.

@AlwaysK2withD3 6 ай бұрын

Impressive, you are killing it young man.

@sashanick9533 6 ай бұрын

Today, I needed all of those laughs!😆😆😂🤣🤣

@cger.4 Ай бұрын

That last joke 😂😂😂😂 That's how real he gets. Bro didn't even say goodbye, just walked away 😂😂

@willsx2 6 ай бұрын

So damn funny. Josh you are pure gold!

@lexdiluca1221 6 ай бұрын

This is unprecedented! I can honestly rely on a weekly brand-new, topical special from you and it warms my heart. I believe your specials have surpassed FDR's "fireside chats" in their iconic legendary status, and ability to soothe a nation through troubled times

@thisbushnell2012 20 күн бұрын

YES! Better than Atenolol.

@Nicole-bj4dv 6 ай бұрын

Love this set, so relatable! From me, Nicole Marie Zanders. I am so happy tonight that my father's procedures went ok. He will be 84 on December 21st. I just made stir fry bbq pineapple chicken with red, green and yellow bell peppers from our garden and onions and white rice, steamed green beans and brussel sprouts with a green salad with chopped cheddar cheese and ham for my Mom and Dad. Dad just had a colonoscopy and endoscopy this morning and I had to cook non fiber food for the past 2 days and the 3rd day all liquids while Mom wanted regular food, roasted potatoes with skin, baked chicken and for breakfast; bacon, scrambled eggs ( Dad had boiled eggs) buttery grits ( Dad could eat them) and about 6 slices of white toast instead of wheat, cottage cheese, pineapple slices, fruit cottail and bacon.❤ Never married. No children. Just taking care of my parents until I die.

@Rousinggalore88 6 ай бұрын

Anybody else immediately click when they get notified 😂

@annapintor2648 Ай бұрын

The toilet paper situation is literally the first thing I look at when I open a bathroom stall. I never just go in unprepared 😂

@HORSE-E 2 ай бұрын

8:14 “So I went to the bathroom and I went to the bathroom.” Callin Dennys a bathroom 😂😂

@quentinbrown9635 6 ай бұрын

This is comedic gold right here!😂😂😂😂

@aneverdayhobbiest2837 6 ай бұрын

Yea, but back in our day you actually got a real deal.

@modemmack 6 ай бұрын

As a 48-year-old man, I can proudly say that I never had the impulse to wait outside a store for some magical item that would make my life better. I always thought it looked pathetic to have a company play you like a fish going after some bait. The only way they might get me is a sale on dates with Christina Ricci. That woman haunts my thoughts. 😂❤

@RPWhitworth 9 күн бұрын

I'm coming back and watching this again after a few months, and just got the wildest sense memory of where I was and what I was doing the first time I listened. That's a sign of a good show right there lol

@freemovies411 3 күн бұрын

The lady hollering with laughter at "Help" really gets me. XD

@rocioiribe5841 6 ай бұрын

wait you changing up the time on us? i was caught off guard. lol good thing i always have my side KZfaq window open at work

@diamondsngunns88 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for always making us laugh!! 🙏❤🙏

@christopherhuff3123 2 ай бұрын

I haven't cried this much in years. OMG 😂😂😂

@Zazawestbrooke 6 ай бұрын

8:29 its the sitting on the toilet Bare Assed for me 😂😂😢

@clanbigger4 6 ай бұрын

ima have to rewatch this one but maybe my favorite sh*t joke of all time lololol you're so well-spoken dude

@X_orez 6 ай бұрын

😂 remeber when people had thanksgiving dinner on the blackfriday line? Scary times 😂😂😂😂

@cniknik9863 6 ай бұрын

Yes i do.😮 such a weird sight on the news

@user-wr6zj7pp2k 2 ай бұрын

It's amazing how he's able to make hilarious comedy from the most random, insignificant everyday events.

@hounoki 6 ай бұрын

Been watching you since catfishing the KKK. You are legit getting even better all the time!

@laitondion 6 ай бұрын

Me too and that will forever be my favourite!!! I played it for everyone for years lol

@quietnerdything 6 ай бұрын

I’m so excited to see him blow up. He’s legit going to be one of The Greats.

@geekdivaherself 6 ай бұрын

Me, too!🎉

@kathrynhendricks2264 6 ай бұрын

Love these videos! Insanely impressive how much standup you out out there. Hope to see you live soon!

@AudriaOdom-fr2zs 6 ай бұрын

💯🔥👏Thanks for the laughs🤗👏💛

@mandeanraje2300 6 ай бұрын

Literally every second was hilarious.

@csbeverly1 6 ай бұрын

This is A- tier material and delivery my guy, cant wait to see you live!

@cjpietropinto9293 4 ай бұрын

A+tier*

@latoyajohnson4247 6 ай бұрын

Such enjoyable content throughout this whole video. An delicious treat full of non-stop laughter.Being teleported from my long day here in ILLINOIS into each secene of where your stories took place was so therapeutic. Allowing me to relax. Releasing some stress while being filled with Joy 😹 Your ability in telling stories is so natural as breathing. What aprecious gift Josh you have 🎁 The ability to capture a person's attention so easily. Then bring them on an journey with you in the story. While painting imagery with your words detailed with animation & effects. Never boring your audience mind you. Transporting us into the space and time of the event your describing in the stories Josh is remarkable❤Don't ever stop nurturing that precious gift of your special storytelling abilities honey. Wow such capability of capturing people heart's deeply. Just envisioning now getting excited for you of all the possibilities how one could use that gift Josh Johnson you have in positive healthy ways. Making such an profound impact on this Earth. Dreaming about you Josh Johnson occupying an lecture hall setting imparting wisdom & inspiring millions. Using your story telling abilities to touch people's heart's and change their lives for the better. I'm speaking this into your life ❤️ Declaring and declaring Josh Johnson will be a ray of light to many in this generation. Making history transforming lives for the better. In return making this world a better place to live ❣️ Claiming it is happening. You Josh Johnson were born for such a time🎉 Paraphrasing from The book of Esther. The Ride down Black Friday memory lane from watching a short piece of your set was eye opening how people in society can quickly become unhinged turning into savages. Very edifying yet so refreshingly full of truth.

@TheElusiveReality 6 ай бұрын

"but yeah, ive been through a lot" lmfao

@CharronOliver 6 ай бұрын

I LOVE watching every set you do. So funny. I like watching you set up your stories, you always have a little internal smirk when you pause and I know you're about to make me laugh 😅