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@Toasteeei3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re a rancher you’re better off trading your shotgun for a donkey because you don’t have to load a donkey” Phrasing.
@DieselWeasel3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. XD Also, feeding one is technically loading it, isn't it?
@No.024963 жыл бұрын
@@DieselWeasel and pooping=ejecting shells?
@theifzelnite10873 жыл бұрын
“It makes an ass out of you and me?”
@Digitalhunny3 жыл бұрын
Good thing he added that part at the end. Some folks ain't that bright. Might attempt to "load that donkey" from behind. Poor donkey, what a jack ass. LMAO!
@WaterGates13 жыл бұрын
I'm going back to Archer. I miss that show.
@king65953 жыл бұрын
"The other day someone called me a walking pokedex" god tier jokes.
@kayagorzan3 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed, and 777 likes, nice
@soulgazer112 жыл бұрын
I like to call him the Gen Z-oologist lol.
@gamingbraveheart8312 жыл бұрын
@@soulgazer11 😂😂
@StonedtotheBones132 ай бұрын
Bruh I've seen someone comment it tho lol
@IhAv3jUST Жыл бұрын
I love this guy. “He turned the prey into a prayer.”I’m dead lol.
@Hero_778 Жыл бұрын
Also may I mention little mac crab the KO punchs prey!
@fireknight0146 Жыл бұрын
And so is the prey.
@benbottle45932 жыл бұрын
About the European badger: I live in Switzerland. Some 70 years ago, mail was delivered by foot as much as possible and oftentimes, the mailman had to travel between the small villages near enough from each other for the mailman to go to. It was common for the mailman to cut through small dirt roads and forests to keep the walking distance as short as possible. Mail was delivered early in the morning so it was basically a night job. Badgers are active at night. When badgers feel threatened even for the slightest, they usually attack and bite strong enough for them to hear bones shatter. After that they flee almost systematically in their burrows very quickly, leaving the “threat” behind with a broken limb. It was so common for the mailman to be attacked and left with a broken ankle that post offices used to give charcoal to their employees so that they could put some in their socks. After that, when badgers attacked and bit in the charcoal they were instantly hearing it shattering. Believing the bone was fractured, they fled as usual. The mailman’s job was far less risky after that. And then some 10-15 years after that, they started using cars.
@feynmanschwingere_mc22702 жыл бұрын
Wow, that is a fascinating story. Thanks for sharing. Were there any reports of European badgers killing people?
@derricklangford47252 жыл бұрын
Interesting, but I wonder if the Badger population has declined in Switzerland 🇨🇭 🤔
@driftingdruid2 жыл бұрын
whoa, that's intense. how did they figure out the charcoal trick?
@SlappoLS Жыл бұрын
@@derricklangford4725 how would they at all. Correlate
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
That sounds so fake it must be true
@storytsunami3 жыл бұрын
"There's worse snakes in your life and you've probably dated them" another god tier joke lol.
@justSunny73 жыл бұрын
I felt that one lol
@theautodan70953 жыл бұрын
@@justSunny7 Exactly..!!!
@storytsunami3 жыл бұрын
@@theautodan7095 I haven't :(. hashtagforeveralone (Yes I know the actual hashtag is this #.) Though I guess in this case it's a good thing.
@Berilia2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone acknowledged it, that joke was fuckin incredible
@storytsunami2 жыл бұрын
@@Berilia yeah, he speaks so quick that you can miss it if you aren't paying attention
@gianasantarossa80183 жыл бұрын
"There are worse snakes out there. You've probably dated them" why so PERSONAL BRUH
@marieknight93853 жыл бұрын
For real, why's he gotta bring up old shit
@saylay30343 жыл бұрын
I was trying to find this comment bc I really just wanna like it and not comment it 💀💀
@8westa71 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the European Badger; they know how to use cat flaps and can open fridges. How do I know? I found one in a room that could only be accessed by a cat flap because the doors were locked and my fridge had been raided and I was the only human there
@jpeg.. Жыл бұрын
Fun fact that was my fat ass raiding your fridge
@OskarasNauseda Жыл бұрын
@@jpeg.. YOU must not have colerbone and have pretty flexible ribs
@starcycle4308 Жыл бұрын
I'm growing increasingly curious about how things like this happen lol
@Random-gn6ew Жыл бұрын
Damn now imagine if a russian badger broke in, that'd be crazy.
@johrathbun Жыл бұрын
@@Random-gn6ew I refuse to imagine. No good can come of it!
@RickGrimeSanchz2 жыл бұрын
This man is a national treasure. 4.2 million views and 180k likes on a fun educational video. Absolute legend.
@leonardswanigan2892 Жыл бұрын
He Really is. I couldn't agree more
@hpotternut Жыл бұрын
i love all the ways he refers to death. so funny. like the cloud cookout lol
@27wesleylawson80 Жыл бұрын
he is unbelievable - witty, timing and how he includes things like tic tock users -hahahaha
@BigPlastic73 жыл бұрын
"nature made them so good at living in the mountains that they literally can't survive anywhere else, so when you take them out they get canceled by diseases they usually wouldn't have to worry about up in god's attic." i fucking love this channel
@LoneVarg3 жыл бұрын
There's a place in California that actually has 7 of them that they are breeding.
@chrisball37783 жыл бұрын
@@LoneVarg I saw some Pallas Cats at Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn, NYC, a few years back. Their website says they still have them there. I guess they can adapt, given the right care.
@sekaiwarrior26113 жыл бұрын
i love that as soon as i read this he said the line lmao
@ericg98023 жыл бұрын
theres also one at the north dakota zoo, i laughed because it seemed so pissed while the snow leopard acted like a complete derp
@rjai48903 жыл бұрын
“They usually get clapped but an effort was made and I respect that” lmao
@Richard_Frost3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he had to say Usually get clapped is the best part of that sentence.
@rompevuevitos2223 жыл бұрын
Real badgers CAN actually square up to a bear, it's the American badger the only one that looses most of the time Real badgers are the definition of going berserk, their skin is also so hard it can even stop bullets and their claws are ridiculously big. Even if they have difficulty killing something, their viciousness and imperviousness ensures that the attacker bleeds out before it suffers any serious damage
@Sym19603 жыл бұрын
They could win
@nothuman30833 жыл бұрын
Murder hornets come to Florida gets yeeted into nonexistent
@Senju96x3 жыл бұрын
@@rompevuevitos222 iniiiiooo$8$8j Uninhibitedjjjjjj M Imp
@feynmanschwingere_mc22702 жыл бұрын
This dude said, completely deadpan, that "they experience post-nut clarity only in the afterlife." LMFAOOOOOOOO. Wow. This guy is a LEGEND. I feel guilty for not paying loads of money for this fantastic content. I almost choked on my tea when I heard that joke. Best combination of comedic wit and intellect/knowledge on KZfaq. Discovery should be giving this cat a multi-million dollar contract.
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@IdentityCrisis15812 жыл бұрын
Also mad respect for your knowledge. You arent just a walking pokedeck. You are a walking book case of zoology encyclopedias. I thought i was geeky about animals and you are schooling me on some things.
@hyphymovement203 Жыл бұрын
.... do you not know how to use Google? That's literally all he's doing lmao
@IdentityCrisis1581 Жыл бұрын
@@hyphymovement203 yes but he is still learning it, and doing his research. Yeah you can Google anything. We used to do the same thing with books at the library. Your statement is like telling the middle school me that my A+ grade science report was total crap because I just read all that stuff out of an encyclopedia. Like I have to go to the jungle and research all the animals like it is still 1820 in order for it to be legit. It doesn't matter where you get the information. You still gotta do the leg work to get it. Give the guy credit for actually putting in the work to do his research. Right now you are laughing because he looked something up. While you probably never looked anything up that you didn't absolutely have to, and got all your knowledge from guys like him who did look it up for the video you just watched. Like a Google search is easy. The search engine throws so much crap at you, it could take hours to find the information you are looking for. So it isn't easy. Neither was looking that stuff up in a 208 volume encyclopedia set your library had. And it was the same in that you might go through sections in 3 or 4 books that mentioned something you were looking for before you found that one book out of 208 that actually answered your question. Same thing with a Google search. You will look through a bunch of different links and web pages and forum posts and wiki before you find the information you are looking for. Apparently you don't understand that. You think it is quick and easy. Which I give you a point. It is quicker and easier than it was 30 years ago. But the process of research is the same. And research is work and you learn from doing it. A process you don't seem to get.
@hyphymovement203 Жыл бұрын
@@IdentityCrisis1581 literally search on Google or yt any animal that he's mentioned and you will find exactly word for word what he says in his video. If you think he spends hours and hours doing research you are very delusional. You can watch a nature documentary and get 99% of the same information I'm laughing at yiur own laziness which makes you think he's spending his whole life researching animals. He literally reads our the first thing he finds try it out yourself and you will see
@MajinKazuu3 жыл бұрын
“They were given the right to bear arms and so they acted accordingly” 🤣🤣 Immediately subbed after that line!
@MrLandslide843 жыл бұрын
I subbed too, this guy is hilarious and full of info. Well spoken. Hell ya brother.
@theshanamaster3 жыл бұрын
Bungie must've taken inspiration from the emerald tree boas, very similar split, minus the boa not having a jaw lmao
@hlogilehlogonolo54383 жыл бұрын
Imagine that shrimp and Mike Tyson squared up😂😂
@tommeng65223 жыл бұрын
*God gave them that's what he stated
@particulatoraccelerator86902 жыл бұрын
@@hlogilehlogonolo5438 around 80000 km an hour without the density of water
@crimson193 жыл бұрын
I love how whenever he talks about a cute looking animal he aways has to specify that you cannot have them as pets because he just knows someone is gonna ask
@1mm0rt4lty73 жыл бұрын
No doubt someone will ask
@creeperman403 жыл бұрын
No doubt someone will try
@sabsab8783 жыл бұрын
Jokes on him I want a cow as a pet (everybody needs goals in life)
@rebekahfunches68763 жыл бұрын
Ask. Or try. Whichever opportunity comes first 🤷
@ballsgod67273 жыл бұрын
@@sabsab878 facts. Cows are cool
@moinulhasanahmed531 Жыл бұрын
"Might cost you an extra session of therapy but i promise you there are more venemous snakes , and you have probably dated them" 💀....bruhh!!!
@danmonday3724 Жыл бұрын
Sickest bars in the video 🙏🙏🙏🙏😤😤😤😤😤😤
@danbeaulieu2130 Жыл бұрын
I believe I may have dated a few.
@josephmiller9180 Жыл бұрын
2 things: my understanding is that it isn’t the lack of pressure that causes the blob fish to droop like that, but the specimens that we see the photos of have decomposed greatly, which causes the flesh to sink down like a floppy looking nose. -I’ve always pronounced trolling like “troll” -ing. Love your videos!!!
@s.e.111films3 Жыл бұрын
He’s pronouncing it like that because it’s bottom “trawling”.
@atlanticsquib7232 Жыл бұрын
That would be because trawling and trolling are different words
@youremotionalsupport1943 жыл бұрын
"One hornet nearly unsubscribed coyote peterson from life." 😂
@jayare15153 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 super slept on
@lilhonni3 жыл бұрын
Literally it was painful to watch HIM in pain
@gamervlogchance3 жыл бұрын
I was about to fall asleep until I heard one hornet nearly unsubscribed coyote Peterson from life and I was awake for another hour from laughing
@Jokertuning3 жыл бұрын
Yea they can
@Jokertuning3 жыл бұрын
@@lilhonni no it wasn't cause he's dumb
@burkehayes51503 жыл бұрын
"Because, apparently when America was fighting for independence, he was right there in them trenches." 🤣
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind65743 жыл бұрын
That killed me
@gumarks_ Жыл бұрын
Here in Spain (and other parts of Europe, I guess), we've had huge problems with Asian wasps, mainly because they were devouring European honey bees (huge issue, because those cute little buddies are vital for maintaining the local ecosystem). Fortunately, human action, along with the bees learning how to coordinate to kill an attacking wasp (they literally swarm a single wasp by the hundreds), has put the situation quite under control.
@askherbs Жыл бұрын
Quality content. This man deserves a full on tv show. He is this generation’s Sir David Attenborough.
@VitchAndVorty3 жыл бұрын
"Australia has no food chain, it's a fucking free-for-all." I am dead. XD
@MN_20032 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Breakaway-ic5gj2 жыл бұрын
Kill or be killed
@Tyranid_HiveMind2 жыл бұрын
Nature's 2b2t
@rosewatergaming25602 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I approve of this message.
@paradoxicalreciver92952 жыл бұрын
@@rosewatergaming2560 I'll drink to that mate
@null83843 жыл бұрын
"Nature decided to pimp out this shrimp for no reason" Brilliant
@captaineinsicht2643 жыл бұрын
i saw a video recently were the one in the video said the exact same thing
@thatbrokecrckhead19342 жыл бұрын
I thought he was talking about the pistol shrimp
@hijvgkolfsr58712 жыл бұрын
@@captaineinsicht264 lol, a shrimp can break bone
@captaineinsicht2642 жыл бұрын
@@hijvgkolfsr5871 ???
@foisopracurtir63892 жыл бұрын
@@captaineinsicht264 Remember how the Mantis Shrimp punches so hard that he creates a bubble hotter than the sun? The Pistol one specialized in doing that just by clenching claws too fast
@erneste-3williams Жыл бұрын
"God gave them the right to bear arms and they acted accordingly" boi that's some Gold right there 😅
@daedalus54662 жыл бұрын
“Australia has no food chain, it’s a fucking free for all” had me dead 🤣💀
@earlessfloppaintheshadows23973 жыл бұрын
"called me a human pokedex" "He aint wrong tho" *He accepted his fate we must comence the ritual*
@YC-km9pt3 жыл бұрын
Hamburger cheeseburger bic mac whopper
@vortiger73753 жыл бұрын
@@YC-km9pt Big Mac Whopper Big Mac Whopper Big Mac Whopper
@domthekicker3 жыл бұрын
Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
@cap90parker03 жыл бұрын
Where is the pickles!? I can't find the pickles, the ritual won't go well without pickles!
@cap90parker03 жыл бұрын
@Billy Oak How, the machines was supposed to be broken
@gloomcookie17093 жыл бұрын
"Australia has no food chain, it's just a free-for-all."
@burkehayes51503 жыл бұрын
Still laughing at that one!
@firstnamelastname33753 жыл бұрын
Humans included
@fumikagetokoyami32263 жыл бұрын
That's something everyone can agree on
@Thawhid3 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@tyronebutler47883 жыл бұрын
From some one who lives Australia this is best comment
@billiep4338 Жыл бұрын
It’s so wonderful to listen and watch a well educated young man. Props to you Sir, I hope you’re life is great ❤️🙏🏻❤️
@StarchildMagic Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the section about blobfish. Keep spreading the word about those poor little "ugly fish" who are in immense pain - if they survived the journey to the surface.
@wesleypipesgaming193 жыл бұрын
Mantis Shrimp -"Built like a pride symbol with the left hand of Thanos" Best definition ever😂
@flawless20943 жыл бұрын
I was on the floor hahaha
@Friendly_G3 жыл бұрын
Its literally of the definition of size dont matter
@robotgamer23733 жыл бұрын
dude i was 666 like
@craytherlaygaming28522 жыл бұрын
Nature: So what survival skills do you want? Mantis Shrimp: *points to dragon-ball* Nature: *shrugs* alright then
@somegoodsoup70082 жыл бұрын
The reason we're not dead yet is because this thing doesn't know how to shoot ki and breath in land yet.
@fumomofumosarum58932 жыл бұрын
nature's original weeb
@lucifermorningstar85622 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@ryzekiv71472 жыл бұрын
“But now, I go _BEYOND_ LSD SHRIMP!”
@agrilledsandwich27452 жыл бұрын
@Fierce Wendigo *points at a saitama and goku hybrid*
@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Жыл бұрын
7:33 - "Because when America was fighting for independence, apparently the badger's right there in them trenches."
@connorlogal78692 жыл бұрын
I love how you actually have good information but make it funny. Great content man
@axolotl5933 жыл бұрын
Murder hornets were a filler episode
@LaughingJokerProd3 жыл бұрын
They gettin their training arc now
@kittychandler73083 жыл бұрын
For those old enough to remember, Murder Hornets were a Morgan & Wong episode. (X-Files. It's an original X-Files reference.)
@ricky18redblack313 жыл бұрын
I really wished they called them something else :D
@cheesefart5703 жыл бұрын
@@ricky18redblack31 bruh those fkers are just bigger wasps
@Razgriz853 жыл бұрын
They got nothing on the Executioner Wasp.
@TheGhettoGinger3 жыл бұрын
"I was not kidding American Badgers stepping to Grizzly Bears, they usually get clapped but an effort was made and you know I respect that." Ya know...me to man.
@PabloHernandez-gl5ij3 жыл бұрын
RIP that suicidal little furry bastard.
@TheEmperor1243 жыл бұрын
I was on a baseball team called the honey badgers. We kicked ass
@eliferguson34223 жыл бұрын
You trying to spell grizzly failed, but you tried, and I respect that.
@TheGhettoGinger3 жыл бұрын
@@eliferguson3422 thanks for the spot, ya know..I respect that
@draconis23273 жыл бұрын
Yes but when I heard usually I couldn't help but think ok but what about the unusual scenario
@imaginedaly9421 Жыл бұрын
Actually, for the past year I have been volunteering at Cheyenne mountain zoo and we own two Pallas cats. They are literarily never seen although they are in there enclosure all the time bc god decided that they should literally be the descendant of Garfield. Also known to be the highest zoo in North America, this makes sense that they would actually live here. Also fun fact, they use there tails to step on during winter so there feet don’t get cold. Pretty darn cute for someone as grouchy as Grumpy cat but could still kill you if they wanted.
@Elemental-Stardust5 ай бұрын
I used to live an hour from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, and I have gotten to see the Pallas Cats, we used to joke that they hated my mother because they would always just glare at her 😂
@duythuc1515 Жыл бұрын
"Mantis makes no sense" It makes sense with salt pepper and lime juice
@Articstics3 жыл бұрын
"They get out of hibernation on July" Oh boy, looks like Season 2's fast approaching.
@totalynotcatherine3 жыл бұрын
Oh no...
@williamgeorge31113 жыл бұрын
Could be a red herring.
@totalynotcatherine3 жыл бұрын
@@williamgeorge3111 Let's hope...
@dreliq9813 жыл бұрын
hehehe
@misspoopsy63363 жыл бұрын
My sister may have seen one and I'm so upset she didn't catch it to identify it. x'D But she's scared of bugs, so it made sense she didn't try. :'/
@arealhuman36773 жыл бұрын
“7 deadly sins but as animals” is the most hood nature type shid I’ve seen
@itsnottimetostop44623 жыл бұрын
Anime is hood now 😶
@carlossosa13593 жыл бұрын
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Naw
@A_Black_Sheep943 жыл бұрын
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Define now
@noddinoffopioids3 жыл бұрын
@@A_Black_Sheep94 what bruh
@A_Black_Sheep943 жыл бұрын
@@noddinoffopioids The hood has been watching anime for a long time
@jeatoX892 жыл бұрын
Dude I love your videos. They're very entertaining, and factual. Thanks for the knowledge in a very funny/fun way.
@mr.kittycat2022 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making these videos! Love them! Your passion for animals is so cool to me and your knowledge impressive! Also the presentation of this information through these videos is easy to digest and very entertaining! Especially with your humor. I like these videos because who doesn’t just wanna chill out and learn about animals? Even when it’s about terrifying and brutal animals, I find it pleasant and relaxing to watch! Thanks again ❤️❤️
@azurelion67223 жыл бұрын
One thing to understand about the Mantis Shimp is that it strikes at 50 mph UNDERWATER. That is absurd. Water is 4x more dense than air. The fastest humans don't punch that fast in atmo.
@pakkuman12 жыл бұрын
Some things are best left in the ocean...
@TheDarkLord-fr6cb2 жыл бұрын
ok now think about this if that shrimp was out of water do you wonder on how much faster it would throw a punch since it throws a punch underwater at 50 mph
@seemyworld12 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb At what point would it punch its own arm off?
@ianharrison57582 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb it could wind up actually being a detriment to the shrimp to be on land. Yes, it could punch harder, but it also wouldn’t have the resistance of the water to keep it from falcon punching his way into becoming an amputee. Idk this for sure but it would make sense if the shrimp would actually wind up hurting itself trying to repeatedly punch on land
@Somedude202822 жыл бұрын
Watched a video of one of these things strike a dude in a kayak and it made him bleed through a water shoe
@chynabarbieeeeee3 жыл бұрын
Hood Nature doesn't realize this, but he is making everyone's day better.
@chynabarbieeeeee3 жыл бұрын
@Not Berber how
@Sophia-ud1ie3 жыл бұрын
@Not Berber how?
@businessgoose89313 жыл бұрын
He’s ruining our day in a good way
@kingzillacuh22213 жыл бұрын
@Not Berber It makes me laugh but that’s actually understandable
@Sophia-ud1ie3 жыл бұрын
@Not Berber well I mea. I guess I understand
@KL-hr2kj Жыл бұрын
10:55 the black screen was genius actually
@DragonStarr17 Жыл бұрын
4:01 Most people: *terrified screams* Me (and other snek lovers): Aww look at the baby
@sophistsofis7444 Жыл бұрын
Nicole is that you? You have 10 snakes already, please stop.
@DragonStarr17 Жыл бұрын
Man idk who Nicole is, but boy do I wish I was her lmfao
@Gay_toasts Жыл бұрын
Jus a wittle sneky boy
@DragonStarr17 Жыл бұрын
@@Gay_toasts Yee snek 🥰
@sophistsofis7444 Жыл бұрын
@@DragonStarr17 lmao, I'm going to show her this.
@kaiburns42573 жыл бұрын
"That means you, your dog, and the squirrel in your attic you haven't met yet" This is literally the funniest shit ever
@Plusle8432 жыл бұрын
You forgot Harambe. X)
@alexanderparker22192 жыл бұрын
And the monotonous tone he uses makes it even better
@jablue43293 жыл бұрын
“...more pressure than a college kid with immigrant parents.” Could you not remind me rn? Tryna relax this summer.
@hmung52993 жыл бұрын
😂 same
@kingofallcasuals6983 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@dretolbert5332 Жыл бұрын
Let me just tell y’all, I never MEANT to find this man’s channel. I didn’t go out looking for this, it popped up on my feed. Let me tell y’all this thou, I’m Super Glad I clicked on the video. Dude smart asf and be having me dead while dropping straight facts. I literally binge watch this dude during work. Customers stop they days to listen in on it. Thanks my Boy. Keep going hard and giving us these facts !!!!
@BoonsGhost Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most informative, entertaining, and worthwhile channels around here. I’ve learned a lot. Thank you!
@danieltscharner19672 жыл бұрын
"god gave them the right to bear arms and they act accordingly" is my new favorite line on mantis shrimp! I'm almost crying. XD
@inoli31642 жыл бұрын
They wake up and choose violence
@Cheesus-Sliced2 жыл бұрын
it applies better to the pistol shrimp imo
@Scarletraven872 жыл бұрын
Except they aren't because they shoot at everything they don't like
@vivelespatat2670 Жыл бұрын
The mantis shrimp is a real american
@bodiesbydefinition Жыл бұрын
@@vivelespatat2670 , The mantis shrimp will singlehandedly make America great, again.
@littlejowo3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about mantis shrimp vision: Even though they have more receptors than humans do, they actually see LESS colors than us. They have more receptors because, unlike us, their eyes can't combine the colors (such as blue + red = purple). They need a separate receptor for purple
@nocare3 жыл бұрын
To be accurate it is our brain that combines the colors not the eye itself but yeah more or less correct. Also they have trinocular vision in each eye.
@vaporean_boylove.0w0833 жыл бұрын
These guys are one my favorites. Mainly because how pretty they look but also can punch the fuck out of you and I love it
@ryuzayuki19973 жыл бұрын
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 "pimped out for no reason" is the best description for them and I refuse any other now.
@vaporean_boylove.0w0833 жыл бұрын
@@ryuzayuki1997 Agreed. They are pimp shrimp of the sea that can bitch slap you XD
@vaporean_boylove.0w0833 жыл бұрын
@@ryuzayuki1997 Agreed. They are pimp shrimp of the sea that can bitch slap you XD
@GooTheMighty2 жыл бұрын
“That squirrel in your attic that you haven’t met yet…” caught me off guard!!
@hhairball915 күн бұрын
I enjoy your videos so much! I learn, I laugh and I marvel at your narration! I am going through all your videos, one by one, learning something new with every video. Keep up the great work! Thank you for this!
@TC7-Thecomplex73 жыл бұрын
"God's attic" "Satan's basement" Adding those those to my vocabulary
@henrt683 жыл бұрын
"Those Those"
@keketski54303 жыл бұрын
@@henrt68 just noticed that
@alludba10233 жыл бұрын
@@henrt68 didn't even notice it.
@XHxneyOppz3 жыл бұрын
@@alludba1023 wtf me either till he mentioned it 😂😂💀
@alludba10233 жыл бұрын
@@XHxneyOppz some illuminati shit I'm sure
@AnotherDudeNamedChris3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the shrimp is like a starter weapon that’s maxed out with all the attachments
@lazaresofthewest76783 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Vincent-jq6uk3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@blanco09493 жыл бұрын
This is perfect
@sugeon.z3 жыл бұрын
So basically a COD MW and CW new weapon?
@Raigosai3 жыл бұрын
The starter weapon that upgrades into the best weapon, but they already did that.
@thomaswaits86852 жыл бұрын
usually my brain explodes when someone speaks facts but this guys voice is smooth and hes actually saying stuff im into, WEIRD ANIMAL FACTS
@criminallyautistic8372 Жыл бұрын
That's really funny I didn't think about the hornets after they were first reported. I just assumed they were chilling in the background
@Emperor-Quill2 жыл бұрын
"There's worse snakes out there to be afraid of, you've probably dated them." MANS CALLING EM OUT AYYYY
@sinecure72032 жыл бұрын
Goes for females as well.
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim7372 жыл бұрын
@@sinecure7203 wait, I thought we were talking about the females! 😂😂
@Blue_Mike2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Uwhwvwgwh2 жыл бұрын
@@sinecure7203 or mealse
@marsisbae2 жыл бұрын
Females 🥶🥶🥶
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
"Australia has no food chain, it's essentially free-for-all." And my respect towards Australians just went up several levels.
@kentonbaird17232 жыл бұрын
We generally try not to be where the creatures are... And if we must be there we try to eat the critters before they eat us. Any Australian that has some experience with road tripping has definitely eaten kangaroo, has probably eaten snake or emu and rarely - yet possibly - has tried spider. It's okay... Kinda like spicy peanut with a hint of egg white...
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
@@kentonbaird1723 wow... OK, mad respect right now!
@evilmarshmallow73742 жыл бұрын
@@kentonbaird1723 As another Aussie I can second this. We call eating the native wildlife 'Bush Tukka'. I need to try croc at some point though. Mum says it apparently has a texture of chicken.
@kentonbaird17232 жыл бұрын
@@evilmarshmallow7374 Sort of a point between chicken and tuna. And it weirdly takes on a bit of the flavor of what it's eaten a lot of. Your farmed crock tastes something not unlike chicken, but different still. Wild crock has a bit of fish to it, with the occasional hint of wet dog... And, err... Be slightly concerned of the one that tastes a tad like pork; It's OFTEN pork, but not always. There's a very good place to the south of me which makes crocodile Chorizo sausages. Breathtaking quality, slightly insane cook.
@evilmarshmallow73742 жыл бұрын
@@kentonbaird1723 Oh Awesome! Thanks!
@dwightehowell81792 жыл бұрын
When my 80 something uncle was a young man he was stung by one of these in Lawrence County TN. I have seen some of the things near a yellow jacket nest in my yard about 20 or so years ago. They were hunting yellow jackets. They apparently live here in very small numbers. No mistaking them. They are vastly larger than any other wasp I've ever seen. I'm not much impressed by claims they just showed up are have gone extinct.
@trishslade2020 Жыл бұрын
I'm an Aussie and u taught me something about koalas i didn't previously know.. and in a funny way. Love it.
@df1phantom3 жыл бұрын
"gave them the right to bear arms" 😂 this man's dry humor is legendary
@mrfrogg46able3 жыл бұрын
bear
@df1phantom3 жыл бұрын
@@mrfrogg46able facts let me go ahead and correct that pun real quick!
@giovannicervantes20532 жыл бұрын
And they act accordingly
@MoistGrundle2 жыл бұрын
Since you're correcting yourself, it's not dry humor, it's deadpan delivery. Dry humor is like deadpan, but you have to listen closely or you might miss it. Hard to explain, but there is a difference, tho they are definitely synonymous in many cases. I'd say our boy here uses deadpan more than dry humor tho.
@syphonwarlock76853 жыл бұрын
Just a note at 4:34 when the crab gets struck with the might of Zeus: Some species of crabs are known for detaching their own claws and throw them at predators so they can flee. It's very similar as to how lizards lose their tails. Give'em just a piece rather than the whole thing.
@TetraKael3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine the crab being like "yo, here's my arm! Leave me the fuck alone"
@benrex77753 жыл бұрын
@@TetraKael That sounds like LEGO to me.
@theguywhowearsamonitor64113 жыл бұрын
A new reason of "Want a piece of me?!"
@Kyosumari3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that's not what happened. The source of that clip is actually from another nature channel I watched just yesterday haha. Mantis Shrimp absolutely predate after crustaceans' as a major part of their diet, and their clubbed strikes can kill, break shells, and detach limbs in a single strike~
@Ramuh1002 жыл бұрын
"Donkeys are basically black air force horses" I can't🤣🤣🤣
@ShaneBradleyMusic2 жыл бұрын
Brooooo just a couple months ago I had a murder hornet get into my hair at work. I swiped it away out of reaction of me feeling something on my head, and then I looked and realized how absolutely giant the thing was, and ive never seen it before until then. Had to look it up and sure enough the look of it matched precisely with a murder hornet. I'm in Pennsylvania
@sagebrooks69072 жыл бұрын
So Philly baby🖤💯👍
@InWinds3 жыл бұрын
"If you're a rancher, get a donkey" Hold up. Some donkeys will kill your livestock. Your sheep, goats, etc. You have to raise them with said livestock when they are young for them to protect them more efficiently.
@pineappleproductions16963 жыл бұрын
And here I thaugh that Donkeys where just mini horses
@Chicken-Cha-Chas3 жыл бұрын
Zedonks are worse
@InWinds3 жыл бұрын
@@pineappleproductions1696 Nope, they aren't even related and have different build and behaviour!
@pineappleproductions16963 жыл бұрын
Yeah but...they look similar
@comradewindowsill42533 жыл бұрын
I've actually heard of guard donkeys before, they're also great intruder alarms as their brays carry for miles and they will always complain to the manager. Just gotta be willing to put up with the noise, but, I mean. If you own a farm you know what you're getting into.
@deepakcharles3 жыл бұрын
"More pressure than a college kid with immigrant parents?" Omfg, that hit too hard lmao.
@ocdlevelsrising2 жыл бұрын
That comment from him defines me(Literally)
@pakkuman12 жыл бұрын
Too real
@user-vn6mb8im8w11 ай бұрын
I don't know who writes your script, but A plus! And your delivery is brilliant. They both keep me coming back; even more than the fascinating facts you're conveying!
@debbiereha1739 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your videos. You have a wicked sense of humor, you talk fast but I was able to understand and keep up! I love watching your videos! Keep it up… please!!
@Mugthraka3 жыл бұрын
"Australia doesn't have a food chain, its a Free for All" This one got me rolling, Oh My Fucking God...
@SuperUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Vegans: We must go plant base like the cows. Cow: (Slowly chewing on snake)
@diamond_dude10633 жыл бұрын
vegan logics are dumb.
@alilsalty76143 жыл бұрын
@@diamond_dude1063 u make no sense
@joshuaowie77833 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@Catnipfumar3 жыл бұрын
@@alilsalty7614 are you vegan? Because it makes sense you can even drop the s on logics. Vegan logic is dumb. Do you understand now, if not repeat what I wrote out loud in a slow manner. 😹
@SuperUniverse3 жыл бұрын
@@Catnipfumar Yes, I am Vegan. Which is is why I find all of this funny :)
@kimraudenbush6154 ай бұрын
I love how Casual Geo claims the sponge's name gives him anxiety, then proceeds to say f*ck it and pronounces it perfectly, then smirks right afterwards.
@mavadelo Жыл бұрын
recently discovered your channel. Sometimes you are a bit to fast a talker for a non native English speaker like me but I love the humor you put into them combined with some real good information.
@odettep14643 жыл бұрын
"Can turn his prey into a prayer"...I literally had tears in my eyes at how hard I laughed at that. XD
@rubenarvizu61192 жыл бұрын
This dudes hilarious but factual 😂😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
The animals on this planet are more frightening than the aliens out there in outer space. Bet.
@merlinmay36853 жыл бұрын
They're probably why the aliens haven't come yet
@jetrosangalang80713 жыл бұрын
If an alien species resembling the Zerg swarm exists somewhere out there, you'll change your mind
@dominusgrumio3 жыл бұрын
You know the most terrifying thing? We probably only know a small fraction of all the strange species underwater. We know more about the Moon than the oceans. So one day, out of nowhere, we could discover some giant death squid that can insert death juice into someone or something. I love the ocean :)
@AquarianValkari3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing you everywhere lol
@themrcrow29013 жыл бұрын
The ocean is infinitely more terrifying than any cosmic horror most people can come up with, honestly
@f1nch_13 Жыл бұрын
These were here for waaayy longer than 2019. I lived in south Carolina in 2011-12 and came across one. It wasn't a misidentification. It wasn't a cicada killer. Put it this way, I'm autistic/ADHD and finding out about things is my thing. Also, I'm terrified of hornets/wasps so I definitely had to find out what the hell I was looking at. I ran across one again in 2013 in Virginia.
@darthbiker2311 Жыл бұрын
"God gave them the right to bear arms and they act accordingly." Beautiful badass line there. I swear the writing on these videos are just the best.
@greenbeantm10962 жыл бұрын
Also fun fact to add to Koala slander, the eucalyptus makes them so high that they literally don’t care about anything (which is why they seem to be so friendly) to the point where poachers can literally walk up to a mom and take her baby without her giving a single f
@thomasbarager9122 жыл бұрын
That's just sad lol
@ewetn12 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I've never heard this, that's hilarious and amazing. I'm gonna look it up to learn more
@satiricgames21292 жыл бұрын
People don't really poach them to be honest , land clearing and deforastion is what is fk the population up also clymidia
@magoshighlands40742 жыл бұрын
Eucalyptus trees are also highly explosive when hit by lighting or set on fire, y'know, those two things that are super common in Australia
@maivaiva14122 жыл бұрын
@@magoshighlands4074 i swear, the more i hear about australia the more surprised i am that there is anything but extremophilic bacteria living there
@mkocel2 жыл бұрын
"built like an underwater pride symbol with the left hand of thanos" I just lost it, lol love your videos
@geddon4362 жыл бұрын
LOL.
@pisces25692 жыл бұрын
Petition to make the mantis shrimp the new face of the LGBT movement
@Noriqurtz2 жыл бұрын
@@pisces2569 yess
@cdogthehedgehog69232 жыл бұрын
@@pisces2569 Can the blobfish represent the Aces? I feel it to be my spirit animal lmao
@savvythedivineyethuggable74932 жыл бұрын
@@pisces2569 Honestly, anything is better than the Biromantic flag. Seriously, somebody sat down and said "Yeah, Purple Guy from FNAF being flattened by a steamroller is totally a cool design." Some mf really gave us something that looked like a low effort Spain chose an emo goth girl to represent themselves.
@fanarkboy8543 Жыл бұрын
Now imagine 10 000 000-ish years ago when insects could reach the size of a school bus.
@Hero_778 Жыл бұрын
The fact that they were so dangerous that we forgot about them tells you something
@JAYDOG1337A3 жыл бұрын
"There's 3 classifications in Australia: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep" "What about Cows" "Well they're not poisonous and they're not sheep" EDIT: It may surprise you to learn, but I do know the difference between poisonous and venomous, I do not need anyone to point it out, I just didn't feel like pulling out a dictionary for a joke.
@Neion83 жыл бұрын
I am/was your 69th like. You're welcome.
@chaotixthefox3 жыл бұрын
South America is the land of poison, Australia is venom zone.
@khajiitimanus74323 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@ihorvoronchak81913 жыл бұрын
The only way we could make Australia worse is introducing moose, bears, and hippos there
@Neion83 жыл бұрын
@@ihorvoronchak8191 I'd suggest Honey Badgers too, but those little assholes would probably depopulate Australia of everything else, because genocide is their favourite pastime.
@ventii_kun3 жыл бұрын
I once saw a quote that said: “Your chances of getting killed by a cow are always low but *never zero* “ and that image of a cow eating a snake REALLY hits different to me😂😭
@spttnk2 жыл бұрын
Actually, Cows kill more than Sharks each year
@ekosix607 Жыл бұрын
I fucking love you bro 😂 You and Lindsay make the best zoology videos anywhere
@that1guy200x Жыл бұрын
you are awesome and your videos have been helping me get thru some tough times recently thank you sir.
@NoNo-mr4qd3 жыл бұрын
'It can handle more pressure than a college kid with Immigrant parents' Are you sure about that
@georgekillough70483 жыл бұрын
Immigrant*
@riquelmerguardado10323 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be me on a few years
@somkeshav41433 жыл бұрын
@@riquelmerguardado1032 this is me NOW
@runtergerutscht44013 жыл бұрын
'believe me, I would know'
@4dragons6323 жыл бұрын
Man on our farm we had a cow chew through an electric fence WHILE IT WAS TURNED ON. A snake is a piece of cake after that.
@hunterryland59073 жыл бұрын
I’m never going near cattle again
@rompevuevitos2223 жыл бұрын
I guess it's easy to forget that cows are big ass tanks of fat when all we see is them eating grass and giving milk
@bobking30853 жыл бұрын
Wow the cow was turned on by that? Nasty
@pumsie61053 жыл бұрын
@@bobking3085 lmfao.
@amaljayakumar01683 жыл бұрын
@@bobking3085 bruh lmfaooooooo
@7nawt79 ай бұрын
Every time I feel addicted to this channel you sober me right on up. Also, I messed up bad. I paused the video on accident at the point where I was ready to 🤢🤮 so I could say how grossed out I am… NM carry on
@subhayanbiswas3542 Жыл бұрын
"I promise you there are worse snakes in your life and you probably dated them" 💀
@jack_skeean3 жыл бұрын
Btw, for anyone wondering about that absolute monstrosity in the last frame of the video, it's called a telescope fish, and it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis.
@georgesdragon87223 жыл бұрын
How tf do I only now find out about these fish?! Thank you for the info, another deep sea fish added to my list of "horrifying yet cool" fish
@Amirnxtdoor3 жыл бұрын
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran cute? Please define cute
@panzerfich3 жыл бұрын
"And it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis." I fucking love you
@zanstu11723 жыл бұрын
Ty and love the joke 😂😂😂😂
@angie.castle3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I legit said out loud "what the FUCK is that?!" And preceeded into the comment section in hopes of an answer.
@kcnoel52702 жыл бұрын
A short story about a family friend, years ago he had a heard of sheep. Coyotes kept killing the sheep so he got a donkey to protect the heard. The donkey successfully protected the heard. Well, most of it. The donkey was a male and kicked all the male sheep out of the heard, only protecting the females. So yeah, if you want a donkey to protect your livestock, it’s best to get a female or both a male and female so the male has his own partner and stops stealing everyone’s girls.
@RiRithespy2 жыл бұрын
damn. you could say that that donkey was an *ahem* ass :p
@lucienfortner8412 жыл бұрын
"Donkey! Find another way to entertain yourself!"
@jed-henrywitkowski64702 жыл бұрын
Literally lol.
@rickymarino12082 жыл бұрын
I've seen videos of donkeys been used for pig hunting and they are friggn vicious.they bruise up the meat but they def get the job done
@DarkAngelCookie2 жыл бұрын
Now i am vividly remembering the time at the animal park where ..well...the donkey didn't last long...but he went again and again..
@ademolaodusanya14562 жыл бұрын
"The blob fish can handle more pressure than a student with immigrant parents..." Damn!! 😂😂
@thunk66812 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure these things were hiding in america for a decent bit longer than 2019. Years ago when I was heading up to georgia for a graduation with my brother we stopped at a rest stop, and a hornet that looks like the murder hornets to a T flew in my car and scared the shit out of me. This was at minimum 2017 or earlier.
@45johngalt2 жыл бұрын
I've been wondering wtf a blobfish actually looks like underwater in its proper environment for for at least 15 years. Thank you! Fack.
@mite39592 жыл бұрын
Google exists...
@greatbigbilly50912 жыл бұрын
@@mite3959 lmao unfortunately dumbasses exist too
@roydadancegod3 жыл бұрын
Mantis shrimp : “I will shred this universe down to its last atom”
@Yijasha3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, scientists recently discovered that the mantis shrimps vision is not better than ours.
@Yijasha3 жыл бұрын
Otherwise they're still super badass
@J.A.huscher3 жыл бұрын
@@Yijasha do they still see many colors
@Yijasha3 жыл бұрын
Nope it seems each cone can only see one color. It's so sad
@bluesbest13 жыл бұрын
@@nemo-x cool
@Cristopher.C Жыл бұрын
9:39 how did he not say 'post-mortem post-nut clarity"
@Jeff-ur2jv Жыл бұрын
"Getting pimped slapped by lucifer" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
@psychxtic.a32693 жыл бұрын
"Hey nerd, eat shit" Koalas: "and i took that personally"
@user-rw8vs1we3y3 жыл бұрын
More like, koalas : Wait you guys didn't ?
@afrikasmith10493 жыл бұрын
Vegan: You can have a healthy body by eating fruits and veggies only. The Cow:
@MrGoatflakes3 жыл бұрын
You really can't. Every vegan in my family that's been doing it for more that 5 years has serious health problems. For instance developing type 1 diabetes at 30...
@arson70122 жыл бұрын
@@MrGoatflakes Oh yeah definitely not. It's why supplements are recommended if you are completely plant-based, though a lot of substitutes exist now. Also vegetarians can still inhale a sleeve of oreos, and vegans can still eat certain family-sized bags of chips if they so please.
@theautisticartist93702 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah. I learned this the hard way at 7 after I threw up after having a diet consisted of only berries for a few months.
@MrGoatflakes2 жыл бұрын
@@theautisticartist9370 by that time you were probably throwing up from both ends! I think it is almost certainly possible to be a healthy vegan. At least theoretically. But it's probably also possible to be healthy eating only from McDonald's... But why in either case would you stack the deck so heavily against yourself? On one of the two things you can do to better your health, but which is so fraught with gotchas in the first place? And yeah as I said before, you are human, you are going to fuck it up, and you could very definitely destroy your health in the process, and I've seen it again and in my own family. That said I'm a sloth and overweight and eat far too many calories and certainly too much meat and dairy. Probably even too much fish. NGL I can and have eaten two pound of smoked salmon in a sitting... But I'm working on it. Got the fruit and veg up to optimal levels. Working on bringing the meat dairy and calories to a dull roar :v and cut the sugar and alcohol to maybe a biweekly thing of not stupid proportions. My intestines have thanked me. I'm pushing 50, have had a terrible but at least varied diet and lifestyle for most of my adult life and I can say my health problems are quite mild compared to half of my "healthy lifestyle" vegan extended family, and they are mostly a decade younger than me. I don't smoke and I try to catch the exercise once or twice a year, so I'm sure that helps, but then they also don't smoke and pretty sure they exercise regularly as well.
@nordicfalcon2 жыл бұрын
The cow is forever going to be used in my arguments and debates. Vegan is slow suicide.
@jeffburr6547 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy- he's got a big future in comedy if he wanted. Makes me lmfao!
@Maya-ln1os Жыл бұрын
You are ridiculously hilarious...the fish can survive more pressure than a college student with immigrant parents!! 🤣🤣🤣