*aligator

Well at least Koalas are pretty good. Dumb as hell, but still good parents.

Also orangutans are greet moms

orcas are good moms

Maybe them being aggressive to us is directly tied to how good of parents they are lmao

Trinidadian here, thanks for the shout out. Love your work been subscribed for a while.

Imagine using that in a war, just drop a dead whale in the middle of a city and watch the chaos unfold

@@SomeoneSomehow pleaseeee

Also in trinidad like wait was that me i heard

The same story with 0:47. The whale was already dead and the best way to get rid of it was to blow it up.

Enter the Young Earth Creationists to tell you it was the Noah's Ark flood that fossilised the dinosaurs. 😂

if anyone's wondering, this is also likely how we got that one really famous armored dinosaur "mummy" that goes around every few months. it likely bobbed upside-down into the ocean (its stomach was far less plated/armored, so path of least resistance for expanding gas), then popped and sank down, burying it upside down in the sediment, where it was quickly covered and fossilized, leaving us with an absolutely stunningly preserved head and back!

Who says school is boring?

ikr

Tbh if I were there I would need therapy for 5 years How tf did i get likes i just repeated what the main comment said take back your likes and give them to Joey Poppyseed

Ikr. I don’t usually care for this stuff but he was able to make me sit here for nearly 10 minutes by how he words things lol.

Oooo

If I were there I was just going to tell it to everyone, and also feel disgusted But I don't think I would care that much to make me need therapy-

True EQUALITEH!

God bless you 🙏

Jesus Christ is the only way the truth and the life

Yes

@@feleciawoollery8521 Morgan Freeman is the only true god there was, is and ever will be.

Thank you for sharing that.

You are right - he is hilarious - but you have to listen carefully because he gives the facts and the humorous comments in the same tone and cadence - you better be listening or you miss it .

Maybe, it wants a hug... duuuhhhh

it's......... nearly gave me heartbeats

T

Yea you can tell by togas T poses lol

E

Alligators not crocodiles

@@ninjaked1265 also crocs

@@ninjaked1265 what's the diff?🤔

@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 pretty much alligators are biggest,crocs kinda mid size and caiman smallest for their type of species and besides size difference there is really just minor different details

@@erai2092 certain species of Crocs actually get the biggest.

🤣🤣 loved this description!!🇦🇺

*Halo theme plays*

*asserts dominance*

@Anti-Horny Policeman that dog is kinda.... *THICC*

*Middle school boys*

*T-poses* ◕ ◡ ◕ Edit: Also when I saw it T-pose I was actually amused lmao

Me too

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@@cody9801 quit you spam donghead

Sent you where?

Me too (without the #)😅😂

🎯

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

And he does a better job than my school

My dude over here probably studied latin

@@cody9801 someone tell me what this is

@@lizardsrus549 I’m willing to sacrifice myself here so I’ll be back and I’ll tell you if I get rickrolled Edit: no f***ing clue

@@Bakedbeams maybe he’s like me who read a whole as encyclopedia at seven :)

Nah, they were great

This time is a weird time, and it’s only going downhill from here.

Funny thing is a bystander said they used too much TNT (when they were setting the TNT up) since iirc he used to be a miner and it was his car that got flattened.

@@knightlypoleaxe2501 ohh bummer

"We don't talk about the dark ages"

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@@cody9801 shut

Yes, those poor pups. 😢

Wholesome facts right there

yeah

Good night then :(

I think you're cute and although I'm not an elephant I have something elephant sized that agrees with me

@@m16fermy You got Filariasis bro?

@@chxnkimi no just an extremely large heart ❤️

@m16fermy oh- I thought of something else-... And yes im dirty minded.

Yes

Ayyyy alteori im a big fan!

Ok

Love your vids Alteori!

Well, howdy there, where'd you come from, Alteori?

I wouldn’t use good and evil in the animal kingdom. It’s all survival. No malicious intent. Predators usually don’t have to worry about being fucking chomped to death, so they actually have time to take care of their kids, whilst prey have to worry about not becoming food.

So, zootopia was a huge load of crap because apparently "prey" animals are more creatively aggressive and terrible than the supposed "evil" predators could hope to be in any given amount of time.

Basically dangerous ones have pride

@@anaoamal8792, so no one can use good and evil for humans.

Except dogs

@DeeDoubleU THINK MARK THINK!

To be fair in the animal kingdom it makes sense.

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@Wiinter Plays the difference is not just Morales. We have a sense of self. That sense of self can exceed instincts. The animals instincts is that losing a baby is better than losing: a baby, the mother, and the potential future generations that come after.

@@cody9801 ok now i know your a bot

@@darkpen that's literally what he said tho lmao

Shit hits even harder after you’ve watched a documentary on 9/11.

People had to get therapy and shit for all they saw for pulling out so many dead bodies for hearing the tapping and all that and getting their just barely too late... But they could talk to others and have enough of developed brains to know and rationalize how it wasnt their fault despite feeling hella guilty over it. Now take a dog whos whole life is save ppl and every person they find its like theyre just a little too late over and over and over.... Its like sucking at the one thing ur supposed to be good at. Imagine being a handler having to convince ur dog that its okay we'll get the next one without the dog understanding a damn thing ur saying... Thats the saddest thing ever.

@@sweettea4245 shit hits even harder realizing that it was allowed to happen. They wanted it to.

I felt happy and sad. Sad they had to do it, but happy the dogs felt better and they considered their feelings.

😂🤣 bro, U R A GENIUS!!!

north korea better start using whale nukes if they really wanna scare the real sht outta people btw nice conan pfp 😳

@@kuroko990 yea

@@kuroko990 then N.K will sooner or later be the reason whales are gonna go extinct

_whale bomb_

I wish we humans have the same abilities as water bears 😕

@@thecrimsonfuckr9959 no shit then we would be the dominant species of the universe and not the earth anymore

@@jaslikeart yeah man

@@jaslikeart Whoa there buster we have to still consider that we are incredibly stupid and cocky so we would either die or just make everything worse

@@cloudjelly97 we always make things worse.

I'm sorry that you've been having a difficult go lately. I hope things have gotten better for you, though. If you ever want to talk, I'm here for you ❤

Also, I really like your username 😊

i would love to see him on netflix, i would always watch him and have an excuse to watch tv , like most of the time

I feel like the name Nature in the Hood would be better

@@RazmikZ I dunno, I feel that way round implies that you're bringing the nature to him rather than him going out into nature, but I see where you're coming from on a roll off the tongue way

"The Hood is in nature" maybe

Leave the title up to the TV execs but I’m in!

Nah more like they were losing interest because they weren’t getting to do their job. It’s more Frustration than sadness:

@@Kurogumo There is little difference, though

More than most humans anymore too.... :/

*kinda* dangerous. i mean, fried alligator is a delicacy in louisiana.

@@dane1382 and florda

because cute animals suck, and dangerous animals dont. maybe next time we should think of alligators as cute

Rabbits: nervously sweats*

😂

A killing, no one died. I just got it.

Facts 😂😂😂

I don’t get it

​@@Sweetvictory1 lot of people got traumatized, making therapists get a lot of profit from them.

Fr😭

I really wanna know the source to this, because I CAN'T ACCEPT THE TRUTH!

i am now heartbroken 😔

This reminds me of a video I watched on a gore site where an elephant kills a man and just lifts up his body like a rag doll

Fr

I agree but.... sometimes the mothers will swallow their babies if they can't all fit in her mouth... so yeah 😅 it ain't 100% wholesome

@@pharuhs remember the one that couldn't get out of its egg? Na either do its siblings😭😂

wdym took thevwhole building and then some

ah i laughed and then cried all in the same clip . 911 bit was awful

tbf it just looks like hot stinky garbage but you have a point

Yeah man, i thought it will be something like someone's stomach cut open, but nope its a cut on someone's arm

I-

@@atharputra538 same

I think theres some truth to it though. I watched the whale guts go flying without a second thought, but the cut was not pleasant to look at.

even cold blooded gators have a heart

Well, good luck for a couple of years trying to survive from other animals because alligator baby have a low chance of being a adult

@@Dante-Moonwalk meh humans have it just as bad. I could either get shot in the streets or be a cool baby alligator for a few days I'd rather go out as the ladder

You ok, bruh?

@FoxLimbs idk about most countries. The privileged ones maybe

It's been 26 years and my corpse is still alive, shambling between the bathroom, bedroom and kitchen.

@@protojager how is your corpse?

@@joel62361 one appendix lighter

yay

#MurderedToDeath

It’s too sneaky

I knew.....and I've seen them sucking bugs dry.........its terrifying

It's like the Martyrdom Perk from COD

@@excerpt1257 i was just about to say that lmao

Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed.

Now I'm wondering who forgot to give wailord the aftermath ability.

Basically😥

More like "Everything is out to kill you unless directly stated otherwise"

i mean we humans look fine but really we have more body count than any animal on this planet lol

@@dianastillwell3456 yes... Also, individually, maybe not, but as a whole, definetly, yes

Just assume it will kill you unless proven otherwise, also don't show fear because if an animal senses it then you might as well take the L when the animal has a head start.

Also god: they'll also have a lifespan of like 3 months...2 years tops, and they have no real way to survive against an actual organism slighty bigger than them due to the fact their only defense is a glorified NBC suit.

I also watched a video of a water bear giving birth, sadly the mother did not survive birth. Really surprised me how something as sturdy as a water bear still suffers from maternal death in order to give life.

God:also make them weak to anything that matters

Whose A?

@@seechao angel? 🤷‍♀️

And you're probably gonna get clapped by hippos

@@childeater272 Probably. But as long I know to stay out of their territory I should be cool. Then again those homicidal water horses don't care about territory.

@@bigjayjay2x597 Well, no, because, that is in fact all that they care about. Protecting their territory by any means is code number one. They kill at least 100 people a year from them seeing hippos flick their ears and then getting too close. Remember, if you see a grouping of hippos in the water there’s a severe chance there’s the largest hippo in the group directly under your boat about to destroy your whole world.

@@KPITGangsta Never said they don't care territory (well not in the way that don't care about protecting it). But more so that it doesn't matter if you're in their territory or not. Hippos will still be willing to take you out if you're simpling too close. That's how most animals are due to the lack of trust outside their species which makes sense. It just if you're find yourself near one you are probably near or in their territory. But even outside that they're still dangerous.

Hippos don't compete with gators, You don't get hippos in america, they live in africa with crocodiles. Also the mortality rate of baby crocs and gators is awful, I think it's less than 10% survival. But if you make it to like 3 years old you got a chance. Trust me, come back as a domestic cat and rule the world.

Heaven, funny...

LOL

*“pog shark”*

I second this (as a 32yo). I'd buy tickets every year. And I live in germany.

@@jasminglaiter5863 I third this as a 18 year old

@Percilott I fifth this as a fetus still in the womb

I'll be fifty in June, a lifelong lover of the natural world, and I love the Casual Geographic series :)

@@jamal_johnson I sixth this. Anyways, gotta go, I am on my way to the deep coochie

Fr Fax > printer

That's adorable

Thats so cute

They are evolving

@@Fighter_Enthusiast79 they're one of the closest relatives to dinosaurs. I think they couldn't care less about evolving. 😁

@@TheJollyJokerDancer say that to the birds

Rip

There's a difference between wild and tamed elephants who bonded deeply with their human caretakers tho. Of course in wild humans are nothing but a threat because humans are in fact a threat to elephants.

@@user-kt6yx7ox7z threat or thread? I guess both, because they can snap us like a thread

@@vbgvbg1133 I did an oopsie lol but yeah I guess we can be both things simultaneously.

He said getting you out of bed so you could probably stay up in bed

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Yeah, most sharks are actually really chill lol

You are fucking dumb.

@@xeroxolly ?????? Sir are you ok

@@xeroxolly wait nvm looking at your recent comments you’re obviously a troll trying to get a rise. Get a life and seek therapy if your insecurity is this bad lmao.

yeet the child 🤏👶🏀

Your walking down the street and in a matter of seconds you look over too a whale on a truck? 😳 and then it blows UP, your covered in blood and chunky intestines....yeah I'd simply PASS AWAY ☠️

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🏳️‍🌈 KerukuArts 🏳️‍🌈

@𝕏 𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙿 𝕏 YEAH dude that's what I'm saying like...The amount of professional help someone would need, to feel okay after that?? 😬😳

@PurpleKnight737 🏳️‍🌈kekurukuart

Don't eat them, eat their slime or put them in your mouth. You will be ok.

@A_29 - And it's glorious! Snail mucin is still so underrated, by oh my god, it's amazing.

@@sluttymctits4496 eww ya nasty!

@@Ahn-mu3db - Have you tried it? If not, you should. It's not pure snail mucin, of course, it's skincare with mucin in it. Don't be so quick to shut down something so incredible because of ignorance. I don't know why that other person deleted their comment, but it really makes mine seem weird. I was backing up what they said. But really, give it a try and you may love it!

_oh my god 😂oh no_

Yeah that seems about right 🤣🤣 Also "... The reason he looks like in a constant state of shock... " Never thought of it that way 🤣🤣

Hilarious! 😂

I think they do it cause they think we're food

they dont deliberately poop in the bite, there's just a chance that they poop nearby and the parasites are easy to spread into the wound if you scratch or rub it. they bite people for the same reason a mosquito does.

@@catboyedgeworth2469 Ah I see, that makes more sense. The video wasn't really clear about that :P

@@catboyedgeworth2469 they're still bastards but most animals don't have moral codes and nobody is enforcing such things. Aka, nature is Hella cruel!

@@vincent_hall thats what i mean, nature isn't cruel, cruel things happen in nature but nature is neutral, its just the process by which things continue their existence over the millennia. just wash your face & dont scratch the bite.

Mine is "Unless you work in the Chum Bucket and have a Computer for a wife."

lol, same, especially because it’s my abortion type of squid

I MEANT FAVORITE NOT ABORTION- HAHSHSHSHSHHSHS

"Not even Hiroshima got roasted harder than that squid"

Thats the only joke i did not get. Please explain mate.

The "50 Shades of Ferret" was where I lost it.

You act like he's freestyling in this vid... lol he's reading the info 🤣😂

He is funny, but he IS trying, this shit is prepared to be funny lmao

@@lagimaster prepared or not, you have to admit that he has talent.

@@petkofuchalski9809 oh he does, I never implied the opposite

The whale in question was already dead. They were going to try to move it but decided TNT would destroy all of it. They were wrong. That fuck up helped learn some things though so at least it wasn't all for nothing

@@obsidianfrost9514 oof

@@foxesica8943 shit be wild

@@obsidianfrost9514 did you know that an army veteran of the vietnam war actually came to their town to tell them that the idea was stupid? Lol

@@darklex5150 I remember an expert telling them no but not all the details The 70s were wild

Yep

Underrated

exactly, they scared the birds off with that huge ass explosion lmao

Or maybe what was used for the dynamite poisoned the remains. Or also maybe not. Maybe even seagulls wouldn’t eat something that went and exploded like that in front of them that one time.

Heck, not even the gulls said "Mine" to that mess.

@@jaschabull2365 lol fr

Assassin bug seeing you alive: GOSH FUCKING DAMNIT

@@Kharis- bruh

@@Kharis- nah he dead deado

@@Kharis- .....

@@Kharis- Nah fam he dead 💀