Dara O’Brien once said that Milton is the most edited guy on there as his lines cause the others to laugh so much they have to edit out chunks of time where it’s just the audience and the other comedians giggling like kids.
@malcolmjohnston78733 жыл бұрын
That I could well imagine. He has me in stitches!
@angelinecheongyw23523 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmjohnston7873 Mnnmbnmmh HD
@ifyoureadthisyoudi10 ай бұрын
Is there a link to an interview where Dara said this?
@mauricedorreboom53885 ай бұрын
I remember those "Lighthouse Keeper" jokes he did ... those had everybody roaring.
@kvn47144 жыл бұрын
"How's your lucky pencil case now" 😂
@abbaslegend92144 жыл бұрын
7:06 😂😂
@changvasejarik62 Жыл бұрын
To ye more mathetically minded reading this. Was that a legit question/ question fragment?
@ElegantSpud9 ай бұрын
I about soiled my dungarees the first time I saw that one. Still cracks me up every time I see it. Brilliant.
@AngelicusImmortus3 жыл бұрын
He is the current genius of one line, absurd, surreal comedy. It does take a special talent to come up with that stuff and ignore the generic stuff others come out with. No knob gags, no easy lines, just pure “weird” stuff.
@StanleypeterDickinson2 ай бұрын
It doesn't work for me. I'm retired and my bike was stollen outside the cake shop
@maggiemassey545211 ай бұрын
He is absolutely brilliant, no need for filth just super comedy.
@davidyoung51146 ай бұрын
I would love to see Milton on TASKMASTER! He'd have the Taskmaster, the other contestants, and the audience in stitches all the time!
@adampeckitt23913 ай бұрын
He'd be carnage 🤣
@TheUntitled1003 жыл бұрын
"Look! An ancient African city!" "From the makers of Timbuk One..."
@RitchieLion3 жыл бұрын
"It looks like a runner bean, only smaller" "From the makers of Mange One..."
@bashirlone6247 ай бұрын
Is it a part of a trilogy...
@terranceparsons51856 ай бұрын
@@bashirlone624the third one was from the makers of Cocka One.
@donmontague4107 Жыл бұрын
Oh my. The fricking LEVEL that he's consistently delivering these lines at! That's superb. And for most/all of them to be clean jokes, that's what the best are made of.
@3QuaNiMiTyy4 жыл бұрын
He's certainly unique. Some real absurdist type stuff at points.
@katherinewolfe2 жыл бұрын
"I am the Messiah - and the Queen is a biscuit!" and then swimming off the stage is the weirdest, funniest thing I've seen since Robin Williams died.
@applejuice52722 жыл бұрын
@@katherinewolfe "I think that was a floating voter."
@jeanmichellelaurent2 жыл бұрын
Like he's not an edgy low brow comedian but I love his goofy British wit
@jimothy196711 ай бұрын
The one comedian whose line you can’t wait for! Genius.
@plugh13 жыл бұрын
Miltons miind works in strange but hilarious ways. Genius
@kenmannagh77882 жыл бұрын
Clean as a whistle and the best because of it ....genius Milton rave on .
@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg Жыл бұрын
"Today we'll be finding out how the queen arrived in Australia but first..." That is one funny line, I enjoyed that one the most
@simonbiggs91022 жыл бұрын
Can listen to him day and night.
@isabella-cg1co3 жыл бұрын
You missed out. “Anyone can cook this. You can’t Beatrice. Sorry you can’t beat rice” and “Ve in ze german city of cologne haf a fragrance called Birmingham” but the ones you included are AMAZING
@kylestubbs88673 жыл бұрын
This is part 1. Check the others.
@johnsupernaw72902 жыл бұрын
"You can't beat rice" is one of the absolute best jokes I have ever heard in my entire 54 years. That one isn't gold - its platinum.
@VinnySlouth Жыл бұрын
@@johnsupernaw7290 According to the latest list I'd say 3 tons of Rhodium, and his befuddled walk off clinches it! Rhodium (Rh) - $15,250/troy ounce. Iridium (Ir) - $4,750/troy ounce. Palladium (Pd) - $2,027/troy ounce. Gold (Au) - $1,723.55/troy ounce. Platinum - $889/troy ounce.
@MagiTailWelkin4 жыл бұрын
1:35 I am almost certain, that was a floating voter.
@OldGravy20054 жыл бұрын
They shouldn’t have cut that out!
@ukdavepianoman3 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius. I love the train joke...I know a short cut.
@paulcrombie96233 жыл бұрын
I love Milton, he is the best, so funny!
@invaderzim78904 жыл бұрын
Would have been better if you put the topic up before Milton's bit.
@rustkarl2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh Milton. The strangest source of laughs I have had the pleasure of being immensely amused by.
@RIXRADvidz3 жыл бұрын
He really brings out my Roaring Laughter
@kennyhagan57812 жыл бұрын
This guy does it without using a lot of cursing and innuendos. He is brilliant.... and those shirts, the British should consider his wardrobe a national treasure. 🏆
@eamonquinn51883 жыл бұрын
I think the luggagy sushi is maybe my favourite ever joke!
@noeldarby16353 жыл бұрын
My fave is stew francis......'when I was a cop I worked undercover as a pimp,a punter wanted a 3some with menstruating woman......so I err pulled a few strings ' belter !!
@georgelamb12362 жыл бұрын
He's a bloody genius!
@dez35404 жыл бұрын
The Dalmations one was absolute savage lmao
@iim4xii1293 жыл бұрын
Fuckin chav
@aaroncurtis87684 жыл бұрын
Watching this guy made me laugh so hard i nearly peed myself.absolute genius he is with his one limer jokes
@nedim_guitar4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this man in a star role in a movie!
@RossHall-UK3 жыл бұрын
He's done some Radio 4 shows worth looking out for. 30 minute adventures which are as batty as you can imagine.
@nedim_guitar3 жыл бұрын
@@RossHall-UK Thanks!
@changvasejarik62Ай бұрын
If there must be a Loki season 3 I want to see Milton play a variant.
@j-simmo18813 жыл бұрын
Him and Gary Delaney are the best
@jeanniehelliwell15993 жыл бұрын
Oy Milton leave Aussies alone! 🤣🤣🇦🇺🥰
@donmontague4107 Жыл бұрын
Isn't it the Aussies who should leave us alone... the point is there are bloody masses of them - most of whom compete with the natives in the service industry.
@user-vy8ff8cl2i5 ай бұрын
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy!!!
@CatGirlClare Жыл бұрын
Just love - Baby tennis umpires sitting in their highchairs, shouting Deuce, deuce!!
@markt13879 ай бұрын
Milton's a genius and love the occasional really dark jokes that really catches you off guard.
@FaceInTheCrowd3 жыл бұрын
2:54 🤣 I really shouldn't watch Mock The Week while eating breakfast!
@maccajft96ynwa974 жыл бұрын
Hi my names sue barker, you may remember my dad, chew barker what a joke what a comedian.
@HarryNicNicholas3 жыл бұрын
"they taste luggagey" lolol.
@barrywallace27444 жыл бұрын
I really think you should of left in Hugh's retort to Milton's The queen is a biscuit joke.
@toucheturtle...65473 жыл бұрын
Floating voter
@crazyman84723 жыл бұрын
@@toucheturtle...6547 Even Milton laughed at that one! 😜
@changvasejarik62Ай бұрын
Probably should have the magic biscuit tree lines as well.
@jackevans13183 жыл бұрын
I love the joke about how he lost control of a bus 🤣
@ElegantSpud9 ай бұрын
No one does surreal humor like Milton. The guy is a comic genius. I wonder what his dreams are like.
@oludotunjohnshowemimo4347 ай бұрын
Simple one liners but yet funny. Milton is so quick whitted.
@kennyhagan5781Ай бұрын
How is it possible that this man isn't a huge star? He is the reason that I started watching the show.
@erinobrien84083 жыл бұрын
Milton's 🎶 destiny is to be the King of Pun! 🎶
@dillonjohn85493 ай бұрын
People like Milton Jones and Tim Vine are proof that swearing doesn't always equal funny.
@crazyman84722 жыл бұрын
4:52 “This is Fox News…” Oh, if only it was. 😜
@KevinNerfs11 ай бұрын
1:38 It’s too bad you cut out Hugh’s response because it was the perfect complement to Milton’s joke.
@flavoredchin4 жыл бұрын
4:52 An age old question, finally put to rest.
@kylestubbs88673 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@ALostExplorer Жыл бұрын
The moment I heard that ‘they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime’ joke, I knew we were off to the races. Easily one my favorite contestants on MTW
@davidjohnmcclements74553 жыл бұрын
I used to drink strongbow with my mate dave and he was killed by an arrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noir-2147 ай бұрын
"Look an ancient African city from the makers of Timbuk one...."😂😂😂
@jestermoon2 жыл бұрын
A genius who got me where I am today. Does anybody know where I am?
@Shmiguelly3 жыл бұрын
11:33 Hi Josh
@Spitfyre10117 ай бұрын
4:50 i love how it abruptly cuts off Andy Parsons
@daruddock6 ай бұрын
Should be the standard for every show
@lgba3844 жыл бұрын
A biscuit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@steven95628 ай бұрын
Psml every time I watch milton
@emporioalnino46703 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the bakery
@Master_Petes_Theater3 жыл бұрын
One of his funniest lines! 👍🏻😂
@camerondempster41473 жыл бұрын
I pity the other comedians. Not matter how good their jokes are It's tough keeping up with the Jones's.
@toucheturtle...65473 жыл бұрын
Ed Byrne said exactly that....
@bcowan19434 ай бұрын
Love him🤣🖖
@BigBoris2 жыл бұрын
Weird humour, I love it.
@VinnySlouth Жыл бұрын
DNA is in his humor because, Humor is in his DNA, which isn't easy with letters like ACGT.
@spudwesth3 ай бұрын
Milton went to the store to buy some Beyond Meat. He found out that the cows were from Alpha Centauri.
@Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex3 жыл бұрын
turn the lights out she said.. what about the boats said the lighthouse keeper
@ElegantSpud9 ай бұрын
That whole run of lighthouse jokes was utterly brilliant. His delivery is so perfect.
@nedlongdon86074 жыл бұрын
MEN 3:55
@pauldockree9915 Жыл бұрын
(Lighthouse in the tempest question mark) DNA!
@JB-vq6xv Жыл бұрын
3:56
@javeedsultan84843 жыл бұрын
The man is genius, on par with Steven Wright and Emo Philips
@lloydgriffiths1847 Жыл бұрын
the umpire high chair joke was the biggest brain joke I’ve heard
@JB-vq6xv Жыл бұрын
13:00
@wonderwend12 жыл бұрын
I want to see his shirt collection
@weebrianful8 ай бұрын
Genius
@blindsightedkill2 жыл бұрын
1:35 wait didn't Hugh Dennis say "I think that was a floating voter!"
@koleberdinoch926Ай бұрын
Lots of commenters are pleased there's no swearing or filth. Milton is hilarious but so is Jimmy Carr. Filth CAN be funny.
@mrbenoit5018 Жыл бұрын
8:20 why’s he so fast
@robertrickwood8896 Жыл бұрын
The dna joke is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@heli-crewhgs5285 Жыл бұрын
It was so good to see Russell Howard….. say nothing!
@davesmith932511 ай бұрын
Even better we didnt see nish kumar at all
@Laudon12283 жыл бұрын
Is that a terrible flan or a really good quiche?
@IamKlaus0075 ай бұрын
Tricky, isn't it, when you're the captain of a ship and a moth. You see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't, BUT.....
@RighteousPursuitMinistries7 ай бұрын
Well the Kiev joke sure hasn't aged well
@atifmanzoor63 Жыл бұрын
Milton reminds of of Lionel Messi
@paperchain12393 жыл бұрын
Milton would be a really cool guy to be married to.....
@janel3422 жыл бұрын
Only if you wear shades at breakfast
@user-db2uk8iq9r8 ай бұрын
"Women divers" 😆😆😆
@bip39374 жыл бұрын
Pencil case joke?
@michaelangus56023 жыл бұрын
WeLcOmE To ThE BaKeRy
@JB-vq6xv Жыл бұрын
12:22
@amanekabbaj4 жыл бұрын
What was the sushi one? It was a bit muffled
@jamessteers42144 жыл бұрын
Sushi is served on a moving conveyor belt in sushi restaurants. The luggage reclaim at airports also has moving conveyor belts. The guy mistook the baggage reclaim for the sushi conveyor belt.
@ChallengeCommander4 жыл бұрын
It certainly was a slow burner for Dara
@paulshubsachs49772 жыл бұрын
@@ChallengeCommander .....but, if you knew sushi like I know sushi....
@tomharrison18492 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain the sausage joke?
@changvasejarik62 Жыл бұрын
10:13 it involves a sausage mascot from Lincolnshire used in the Olympics that looks like Dara.
@highdownmartin7 ай бұрын
Not bad at accents either
@malcolmdale96073 ай бұрын
Other "comedians" should learn that you don't have to be obscene to be funny.
@changvasejarik62 Жыл бұрын
Frankie may have been the best, but Milton got just as many if not more laughs out of me with his absurd humor. I nominate him to be next cyberman king.
@mistyj95782 жыл бұрын
pml lol omg ... x hahaha
@pauldockree9915 Жыл бұрын
What's the bleedin' time? 11 minutes 40 Seconds was booked. This s light wee Kari never goes out.
@crashingdown69244 жыл бұрын
Waiting for first jenny joke...
@tweedlio2763 Жыл бұрын
8:13 yhey do taste like a??
@ZATennisFan Жыл бұрын
Only one objection. Steffi Graf didn’t have huge biceps🤣🤣In fact she had one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen especially the legs….
@xSyresi4 жыл бұрын
H
@edwardkinsey56804 жыл бұрын
First
@ebola1974 Жыл бұрын
I loved him on MTW, so went to see him live. Awful. Worst stand up I’ve seen
@ElegantSpud9 ай бұрын
What was bad about it?
@ebola19749 ай бұрын
@@ElegantSpud A lot of the jokes were ones he had said before on MTW, so obviously his jokes on that were not thought up on the spot and the standup routine just didn't seem to flow. I was really disappointed and so was the wife as we found him to be really funny on MTW
@beeble20033 жыл бұрын
Wow, that New Orleans joke was in spectacularly bad taste. But the rest was amazing, as always.
@rootpotato3 жыл бұрын
Milton Jones gives me the creeps . . . It's only a matter of time before everyone finds out what he's done!
@Master_Petes_Theater3 жыл бұрын
Do you care to elaborate? 🙄
@nostalgiaof98 Жыл бұрын
His style is very old school like Marty Feldman or such. Very witty and unique. I wonder what the show would've been like if Eric Morcambe or John Cleese was on