Modern Horizons || Crack-a-Pack - Aug 19, 2021
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2 жыл бұрынThe Moonbase is full of packs. Graham is going to make some sort of a dent in the pile by cracking through this pack of Modern Horizons. New Crack-a-Pack twice a week!
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@davidthompson6861 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how these videos are both a pack opening and a chronicle of Graham's increasingly rapid descent into madness.
@Evochron 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad we're in the wrong packs for that. But Graham does state he is in the group that enjoyed AVR.
@dalancer 2 жыл бұрын
I think Graham falling into Delirium might be more of a flavor win :P
@alexbruceallred922 2 жыл бұрын
Secretly this is so that the can track it for his medical record
@theaggrokrag 2 жыл бұрын
Right! Super quaint.
@Galchoo1 2 жыл бұрын
At least we can cast him from exile after discarding him...
@christopherlundgren1700 2 жыл бұрын
Beer before ichor: Get drunk quicker Ichor before beer: There's a dinosaur here
@MDR-zf8th 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@kilo3989 2 жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm here from the future to say that this made me laugh unreasonably much. Thanks for this!
@FanOfMostEverything 2 жыл бұрын
I still love how Fountain of Ichor lets you turn oil back into dinosaurs. (Yes, I know that petroleum is mostly if not entirely plant-based. It still amuses me.)
@trisharachfal6553 2 жыл бұрын
Ah more of that black ichor that effects artifacts, I’m sure it’s fine (stares at increasing number of phyrexians in recent sets)
@MSUHitman 2 жыл бұрын
@@trisharachfal6553 Yeah I’m with Trisha, I thought this was supposed to be Phyrexian oil.
@ILikePi31415926535 2 жыл бұрын
Phyrexian Dinosaurs sound awesome is both meanings of the word. Kinda hope if they invade another plane they start with Ixalon
@undying3132 2 жыл бұрын
Well, petroleum on Earth is mostly plant-based. Who knows how much dinosaur is in Ixalian ichor
@davidarlund4262 2 жыл бұрын
Graham's slow descent into madness fits well into my headcanon, which is that these are all recorded sequentially, and that he doesn't get to leave or stop until the box is empty. And that he has a large supply of shirts to change into along the way. It not perfect canon.
@walterswift2573 2 жыл бұрын
I read this at the start and was thinking ‘he’s not going mad lol it’s just how he is’. Then got half way through and reassessed how I thought lol
@Kbaby521 2 жыл бұрын
I would watch like 7 straight hours of Graham opening packs as he slowly loses his grip on sanity, talking to all manners of ghosts of GPs past.
@hypnoit 2 жыл бұрын
Graham, we watch these FOR your lore explanations and yes we are ALL slowly losing our minds and explaining the joke makes it funnier LoL 😂😂😂
@russby3554 2 жыл бұрын
I used a Wing shards when my opponent attacked. He cried a bit because he'd just cast several spells and that activated Storm.
@TundraWolfe 2 жыл бұрын
"These are jokes for me." But those are the best kind of jokes, Graham. For you, and for us all.
@IanWeaver 2 жыл бұрын
God Graham, I love your awkwardness. "It isn't just me. I'm not weird." You are weird Graham, but we love you anyway.
@foffingCh. 2 жыл бұрын
Graham, take a breather, buddy, the fumes from all these freshly cracked packs are making you delirious
@joevelkovich2585 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not weird" - Graham Stark, 2021 "I wouldn't go that far." - Me, shortly there after.
@tsoert7202 2 жыл бұрын
Asterix had so many sneaky jokes that i as a naive 10 year old was completely oblivious to Also never expected some of my favourite weekly content on KZfaq to just be Graham opening magic packs and chatting shit. Great to watch. Very relaxing. Cheers dude
@gerrimeister 2 жыл бұрын
didnt know it had any reach out of europe, so im pleasantly surprised
@viperion_nz 2 жыл бұрын
I devoured all the Asterix books when I was a kid (there's a clue to my location in my username; it's subtle but it's there ;) )
@EricChoiniere 2 жыл бұрын
@@gerrimeister It's big in Quebec!
@Furno-hm8yp 2 жыл бұрын
@@gerrimeister idk how big it is here but me and a couple of friends (in Australia) lovedd those books
@JimFaindel 2 жыл бұрын
That Asterix joke came out of nowhere, and I enjoyed it quite a bit.
@seisner6655 2 жыл бұрын
I would watch a stream of Graham in an empty room talking about nothing in particular for 5 hours. Just saying.
@viperion_nz 2 жыл бұрын
I would recommend all of the Sidewalk Slam and James Bond recap videos
@SwiftrunnerXXY Жыл бұрын
Cam and Ian Christmas... 2!
@vincentmccue7481 2 жыл бұрын
As The Professor often says "Explaining the joke explains the joke" or was it "Always say one-liners"?
@Ladyjessica0 2 жыл бұрын
Wing shards was the card that taught me not to cast spells in your first main phase (back when scourge came out)
@SilverMyr73 2 жыл бұрын
I made a 12 crab mill deck. I often make kitchen table artisan/peasant decks, so i threw all the crabs and some other mill cards in the deck, it was blue green and ran assault formation incase i needed to go crab aggro.
@Tr1sh4Lynn Жыл бұрын
Crab-go!
@KevinOMalleyisonlysmallreally 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Cori, great work on the edits for all of these. You're pretty awesome even if you can't draw horses.
@theoges 2 жыл бұрын
Crack a Pack where Graham cracks packs until Graham cracks.
@vanatrix1942 2 жыл бұрын
Graham's deteriorating sanity is entertaining as always. Quality content.
@demolisherman1763 2 жыл бұрын
If this pack doesn’t contain a copy of Ayula i riot
@writhe1313 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, do you want a +1/+1 counter or +1/+1 and haste until end of turn?
@Merc1987 2 жыл бұрын
BEAR FORCE ONE!
@insnpngn 2 жыл бұрын
2:20 Mono-Crabs doesn't sound like something anybody wants
@duncanmitchelson9503 2 жыл бұрын
Your wrong
@Pintyhet 2 жыл бұрын
I did get an opponent with wing shards when they swung in after playing casting two spells pre-combat.
@quinnkjones 2 жыл бұрын
For a second there when Graham opened it I thought he was going to take just a huge sniff of the fresh cardboard air
@Sinnohfreak387 2 жыл бұрын
My explanation for "when you cycle" effects is that you need to do just a little bit of the spell so you can stop thinking about it and learn a new spell. Kind of like listening to a song that's stuck in your head
@MartianKyo 2 жыл бұрын
8:18 no, no that one was for me too.
@MegaSeretide 2 жыл бұрын
Graham, you're a legend for doing these with little to no filter going through your brain. I love magic and your interpretation of it.
@quinnkjones 2 жыл бұрын
Also, "Yes, Nods the Ghost" is one hell of a band name
@pvtpain66k 2 жыл бұрын
Graham is right. The correct direction for packs is common, uncommon, rare.
@MSUHitman 2 жыл бұрын
Japanese packs reverse the order. This happens quite a bit with the supplementary sets.
@connorhamilton5707 2 жыл бұрын
To clear it up, snow mana is not a type of mana. It is just shorthand for "mana generated from a snow source". This is relevant for cards like Gonti, Lord of Luxury that let you spend mana as any type of mana, as you still need snow sources to pay for any snow costs. Edit: wording change
@Jaytaxman 2 жыл бұрын
Getting a unique joke/story for each card is worth more than most of these cards. What a baller.
@tidings8073 2 жыл бұрын
I think Graham has invented two-headed giant commander. Bear Queen and bear punching King would be his team.
@Bristaro 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not weird" the man proclaimed to himself. Love these videos.
@jkelley012 2 жыл бұрын
I love wing shards. It's basically saying 'How about you don't' to the combo player.
@jerrystokvis5857 2 жыл бұрын
I love the “greetings you (creature)” line
@Firestar4041 2 жыл бұрын
Kicks open door; "Hey! Anyone here like ichor?" Room of, very confused people; ". . . not, in particular, no." "Oh . . . well i installed a fountain out front, bye~!" "Wait, what the fu- Who are- WHY!? . . . I mean it complements the front lawn but WHY!?"
@twarnold14 2 жыл бұрын
6:30 Cycling cards though is like ruffling through thoughts in your mind. You are turning the spell into a new idea. So the giant doesn’t fall from quaking too hard. It is never there. But it is so strong that as it turns into a new idea, that magical process quakes the ground as if it had stepped one foot on the battlefield. It is that powerful, not that clumsy. Silly Graham.
@RothAnim 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the idea was when you cycled, it walked away from the battlefield, taking the epicenter with it.
@jackgillespie4594 2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD IS THE JOKE THAT ITS A CYCLING-CLOPS
@grantdotcom 2 жыл бұрын
loved this set so much.
@tylerlane2579 2 жыл бұрын
This series is everything I've ever wanted from Magic content.
@marginis 2 жыл бұрын
During prerelease for Adventures in the Forgotten Realms, I actually got all my opponents to start explaining how the game mechanics looked in-lore. My favorite bit was equipping a Secret Door with a Spare Dagger. We figured I shoved the dagger pommel into the door and was waiting to slam it shut on any attacking creatures trying to get through the door. Also loved the AFR basic lands with the adventure prompts on them. It's not often that people in my game store will actually take the time to admire flavor over mechanics.
@koffeinx6738 2 жыл бұрын
I love grahams attitude 😂 so many bad jokes that you regret instantaneously after you said them. It's like watching myself on KZfaq😂
@matthewcolyer6797 2 жыл бұрын
I continue to absolutely love these!
@AchillesAndTortoise2 2 жыл бұрын
Iceberg Cancrix was actually the second mill crab. MH1 was 2019 and Zendikar Rising was in 2020!
@d3z7ruc7 2 жыл бұрын
Dear Graham, I love you. Never, ever change, never don't stop not being Weird.
@moxavenger 2 жыл бұрын
You impress me more and more each day with your strange pack openings.
@Chaoslizard 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen one of these shows; despite YT valiantly pushing them into my recommended on a consistent basis. Glad I finally clicked. This is good. Weird, but good.
@comibits7446 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not just you Graham I do it too. I explain all mechanics on every card I’ve ever seen before through flavor and lore reasoning.
@thebassistsoldier 2 жыл бұрын
That Astrix and Obelix joke was made for me.
@Ugunark 2 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the asterix and obelix jokes, and no other reason.
@RobertJW 2 жыл бұрын
That shirt looks fantastic. I love seeing Pride shirts looking fantastic. This makes me extremely happy.
@andyholmesvideos4579 2 жыл бұрын
Performance. Art. Amazing.
@DesolateZombie 2 жыл бұрын
1:38. Just call it edging Graham. That's what it is.
@FredDermett 2 жыл бұрын
Another engaging Graham video
@marcocamaiti212 2 жыл бұрын
Bear force one will always be in our hearts
@spinebustertee 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Graham, you're making those jokes for me, too.
@sbelfroid 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for radiating contentment
@TheJohtaja 2 жыл бұрын
All I can say of Iceberg Cancrix is that it's snow Hedron Crab.
@TruBoreDOM 2 жыл бұрын
Asterix jokes? I didn't know I could love you any more G! Asterix was the shit back in my childhood here in Europe.
@novrdd 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh graham acknowledges us as polite vampires :3
@g_n9726 2 жыл бұрын
Graham, just like Paul Blart: King of Segways
@fosterark 2 жыл бұрын
I look forward every Tuesday and Thursday to Stark!ASMR card opening. Very relaxing and funny.
@SteakOSaurier 2 жыл бұрын
i just love Graham😊
@GoodRogue 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Graham, it's not just you. We all do it. Never change, you Murasa Behemoth you.
@cowmark67 2 жыл бұрын
Graham, you made me laugh with the Asterix joke.
@duncanmitchelson9503 2 жыл бұрын
Nope only you do it at least your the only one i "know" but honestly thats why i watch these crack a packs i love your weird explanaitions and odd jokes Keep em coming and thanks for those that we have and for your effort and everyone who helps you doing it
@wavesofbabies 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this series might be an elaborate marketing scheme leading up to Innistrad with Graham progressively losing his mind due to the eldrazi and you know horrors and what not. If he starts talking to the moon, we'll know.
@IbunWest 2 жыл бұрын
Not only was it banned in Pauper, it was also banned in Legacy and Modern! So you know you're dealing with a perfectly fair and reasonable card.
@Pistoolkip 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that Asterix joke, so it wasn't just for you!
@FireSummoner 2 жыл бұрын
Just love Graham.
@oswaldbuttery7664 2 жыл бұрын
I love these. I also love your shirt Graham
@pygmaelion 2 жыл бұрын
The Kool-Aid man needs to try out some new flavors... What do we got, Team? I need Ideas! [04:07]
@foxmar2344 2 жыл бұрын
Graham at this point in the somehow endless March 2020 we are all loosing our minds.
@cheer90099 2 жыл бұрын
I do that too! It isn't just you, you're not weird.
@inquisitorgaia4248 2 жыл бұрын
yes Graham i also try to explain how/why monsters do a thing canonically
@chrisgmiller1043 2 жыл бұрын
If you're weird, we're all weird... We're all Weird.
@EternalRoxas 2 жыл бұрын
BlizzardStrix was definitely a joke for me as well. And may the sky not fall on our heads
@AscendtionArc 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video.
@MrTwansel 2 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the Asterix jokes!
@reyathua 2 жыл бұрын
~thank you for explaining all your jokes to us Graham~~
@pyredynasty 2 жыл бұрын
No amount of salt will save you.
@saiconjr 2 жыл бұрын
Of course we do this, too - we're watching this
@artstsym 2 жыл бұрын
Quakefoot cyclops etb: cyclops is here Quakefoot cyclops cycle: cyclops is over there a little ways
@Rustgun 2 жыл бұрын
No Graham, The Asterix joke was for me too.
@OGNoNameNobody 2 жыл бұрын
Graham, you ARE weird...and we love you for it.
@chrisanderson6950 2 жыл бұрын
Got to love a good Asterix joke...
@kiranspees6048 2 жыл бұрын
The Asterix and Obelix joke was when I went and liked the video.
@dracoelynne 2 жыл бұрын
yes Graham I do that too. no Graham you're still weird, it's ok. XD
@EricChoiniere 2 жыл бұрын
Cards really need to be on-screen for longer. I find myself constantly backtracking to look at the card again after Graham's made a few comments.
@josephparkhurst1431 2 жыл бұрын
We call Giver of Runes Aunt.
@samuelharvey4745 2 жыл бұрын
As a Francophone, I got and appreciated your Asteriks joke
@nik700 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I do that too Graham.
@ruthevers8558 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't just you, and we are weird. It's okay... it's hip to be square.
@Jimbo40000 2 жыл бұрын
Convoke came out in the original Ravnica block, it was originally a selesnya ability:)
@cyn0_ 2 жыл бұрын
As a man of culture, I love a good ichor
@adancein 2 жыл бұрын
I got the Blizzardstrix joke and I love it so much.
@StarkMaximum 2 жыл бұрын
If I had a chance to get Graham to sign a card, I'm 100% on Team Surrak. Clanmanders is a landmark episode in Magic the Gathering comedy.
@NStripleseven Жыл бұрын
All every bear straight punched
@Imat156 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't finished the whole thing yet, but I think this was 2019's Magic Fest. So approximately 100 years ago?
@Eramiserasmus 2 жыл бұрын
More pack openings with Graham!
@mattybbg6850 2 жыл бұрын
BEARS!! No punching.
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