Sliding Across the Hood of a Car

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That's right, it's time for another installment of Project Badass. As you can see, the car hood is slathered in a sexy chef concoction and we have eager participants with no experience. Totally and completely... badass.
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@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын

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@gwyn9846 5 жыл бұрын

Ya gotta be drunk.

@gwyn9846 5 жыл бұрын

And use Pledge furniture polish on the hood.

@dak4465 5 жыл бұрын

DUDES YOU DID IT. THIS EPISODE WAS MY REQUEST AND YOU DID IT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

@dak4465 5 жыл бұрын

I have to ask.. are you going to do this in public?

@dak4465 5 жыл бұрын

Guys i really do appreciate the is episode. I actually a nayive texan who was born in austin so i enjoy these probably more than most

@Ghostrama13 5 жыл бұрын

"remember that parkour episode" Cuts to Brian and a giant thud

@green7449 5 жыл бұрын

Fuckin funny

@theindooroutdoorsman 5 жыл бұрын

I've watched this video eleven times and still haven't seen this.

@jocax188723 5 жыл бұрын

@@theindooroutdoorsman 4:45

@theindooroutdoorsman 4 жыл бұрын

@Dam Jackass I really just wasn't paying attention. I generally don't when they stop doing things and get talking. I let the video roll to keep their analytics up.

@IceDragon978 5 жыл бұрын

I love that the lads are still fourteen at heart. They've married, started families, actually worked. But you get them in a yard with a car, and they start yelling "WHOO" and sliding across it with increasingly more ridiculous coatings. We all have to grow old, but growing up is a choice. Be a Modern Rogue. Make the right choice.

@treyyetti7004 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, that makes me *tear*

@kp5602 5 жыл бұрын

The Chooch and Samson protecting President Kardashian.

@biotechhazard2742 5 жыл бұрын

I really want a Modern Rogue Cinematic Universe (MRCU) know.

@RootbeerDingus 5 жыл бұрын

TMZ COBRA SHALL NEVER GET HER!

@goodevening9124 5 жыл бұрын

From the C.H.I.L.D

@RootbeerDingus 5 жыл бұрын

@@goodevening9124 Groknar will distract the C.H.I.L.D with his twerking

@Jzeladacustoms 5 жыл бұрын

Grampants Murphy will not distracted so easily.

@metal_musician4458 5 жыл бұрын

*Breaks leg* 'Is their blood ?' 'Nope!' *Doesnt count*

@DarthVader1977 5 жыл бұрын

there*

@sonoflethal 5 жыл бұрын

@@DarthVader1977 I mean, hopefully it is their blood

@pluto8404 4 жыл бұрын

@@DarthVader1977 *they're

@tonnytran8444 4 жыл бұрын

Nope they’re right.

@alexpayne1878 4 жыл бұрын

Pluto : there*

@theunholysmirk 5 жыл бұрын

uhm i demand a full samson and the chooch episode. @ least 20 mins long

@damnlemons5331 5 жыл бұрын

@@FrancisR420 those will be seperate from the 20 minutes of the main plot

@TheNepomucen 5 жыл бұрын

I would definitely watch 20 minutes of Brian and Jason improvising 'generic TV show scenes'. I'm not even being sarcastic, that genuinely sounds like quality content.

@KasperMcKay 5 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE

@norminpontu9905 5 жыл бұрын

How in the fuck is finding the @ symbol faster then typing at

@norminpontu9905 4 жыл бұрын

@Crude Wildfire nah

@punishedprops 5 жыл бұрын

I love you delightful humans.

@Tri_monster 5 жыл бұрын

It seems that the technique is to try and jump over the car but fail and land on top while sliding across it

@TheRealAlpha2 5 жыл бұрын

I think it's more that you need momentum to carry you and just skim the hood because almost any weight you give it will end up denting it.

@DerDoctor69 5 жыл бұрын

Tri Monster it’s the same as flying: You just gotta fall down but miss the ground

@wingedfish1175 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealAlpha2 don't forget the cars of the age this is from were a lot stronger

@HNemo880 4 жыл бұрын

WingedFish 117 yeah but they usually have gigantic hood cowls

@pixeldoor4792 3 жыл бұрын

Your channel is the best thing that ever happened to me, I love watching two middle aged men try and slide across car hoods. Keep up the good work!

@tattoodfreeek 5 жыл бұрын

"Remember the Parkour episode" Step, step...... thud 😂😂😂😂😂

@seanmeiller9442 5 жыл бұрын

*starts video* *Sees Brian sprinting in a wig, short sleeve and tanktop* *Pauses video while dying laughing*

@Ruuuuubes 5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a "I got stuck in the lard!" shirt one day?

@theindooroutdoorsman 5 жыл бұрын

They really are missing out on a ton of money by not making slogan shirts.

@PersonOfRandomnesss 5 жыл бұрын

Now I want a Jason scream with every Nord ad. Also RIP Brian's watch band

@andrewgermann4788 5 жыл бұрын

But he has a stopwatch now

@mistertwister2000 5 жыл бұрын

“You always were the best, chooch.” “I learned it from watching you, Dad.” *Top 10 Anime Plot Twists*

@trice5425 5 жыл бұрын

“I learned if from watching you, dad!” Best line ever

@RavenDravenek 5 жыл бұрын

Injury counter reset Brian: 918273645 Jason: 2

@thenlnlkn 5 жыл бұрын

Wolf Shadowcaster I like how you worked your way from the outside of the number pad to the Centre

@natequinn7956 4 жыл бұрын

make it 3

@shikiaura 5 жыл бұрын

So, I just watched two men play Superhero like children. This is the content I subscribed for.

@braxtonwkalfs551 5 жыл бұрын

SAMSON & THE CHOOCH! That is amazing and exactly what I want to see from the modern rogue! I hope we see a continuance of the crime fighting duo

@lorax6001 5 жыл бұрын

the funny thing would be if the lube was half used

@aranciata1723 5 жыл бұрын

But then they wouldn't have enough for *PASSIONATE GAY ANAL SEX*

@legrandcardinal4909 4 жыл бұрын

BigPapaJohnson What the fuck is wrong with you man

@Sharty_McFly 5 жыл бұрын

That cut to the Parkour episode caught me so off guard 😂😂 this is why I love you guys

@cassafrass4055 5 жыл бұрын

This is like watching my twenty something guy-friends living their best lives. Carry on, definitely not wayward sons.

@staciahatfield163 4 жыл бұрын

Cassafrass 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@WLxMusic 5 жыл бұрын

Jason and Brian destroy a car hood for 14 minutes straight.

@acewhite279 5 жыл бұрын

Why do you have to do this to me, Brian, I have so much work to do, but damn it, sliding across a car sounds rad as shit, my teacher will understand when I show him this video as the reason his homework isn't done.

@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын

I regret nothing!

@danielsugrue6633 5 жыл бұрын

Something makes me think your teacher won’t... just a hunch

@mecspecial4162 4 жыл бұрын

literally no one: brian: laughs maniacally

@dak4465 5 жыл бұрын

MAN FAVORITE EPISODE EVER! I REQUESTED IT, I GOT 70S ACTION MOVIE STUFF, WHITESNAKE REFRENCES AND EVERYTHING. HEEEEEELLLLLSSS YE EEAAAAAAH

@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын

Davis Tuck WOOOOOOO!

@anantharamanshantaraman6368 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheStrangerous We want a full episode of Samson & the Chooch vs. TMZ Kobra tho.

@tomchaney6085 5 жыл бұрын

I actually think the oil and lard mix slowed Jason down just enough to stick the landing

@mikek6298 5 жыл бұрын

"I got stuck in the lard!" -Jason Murphy 2019

@ryankent2151 5 жыл бұрын

I have to give major props to The Dark Tower reference. "Go then, there are other worlds than these."

@averygillman4838 5 жыл бұрын

In parkour it’s called a shin slide! Emphasis on SHIN, not butt

@christiancasaverdepertica1802 5 жыл бұрын

So it's an actual move? Interesting

@billyslife365 5 жыл бұрын

Only Jesse La Flair actually does shin slides in parkour :-P The side-of-leg/butt slide (similar to what was done here) is actually used in parkour speed competitions sometimes, as it can be useful.

@an_ordinary_goose 5 жыл бұрын

@@billyslife365 I imagine it's easier to recover from if you mess the landing - less risk of injury, maybe?

@leomadero562 3 жыл бұрын

@@an_ordinary_goose butt slide you basically have no control, shin slide you got your other leg and evem the one sliding can extend out to slow/speed you up and stick the landing

@n00baTr00pa 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best channels on KZfaq. Thanks guys!

@marcostama7079 5 жыл бұрын

They have fifty episodes learning martial arts and stunts and 1:35 is the best choreography they could come up with. It's so goofy it's lovely.

@jonathangrey2183 5 жыл бұрын

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day rogues! GRILLLLLLLLED CHEEEEEEEEESE

@lukeevans1945 4 жыл бұрын

You bastard it's 2:07am and I want a Grilled cheese now

@felixchua-wz7ge 3 жыл бұрын

YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE!!!

@caiden7851 5 жыл бұрын

How'd you know I was trying to learn.....? Lmao (I've figured it out for the most part, but this video should help).

@JDDoc155 5 жыл бұрын

I am spending my Friday night watching two grown men trying to figure out what is the best way to slide over the hood of a car. Truly, the best way to spend a night.

@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын

Carlos Cruz You’re welcome.

@DigitalEWhore 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Brian and Jason are just like grown kids who can absolutely be responsible, it adds another whole sense of joy to The Modern Rogue

@bungusscrungus2523 5 жыл бұрын

Yall should make a mini railgun

@EuanTodd 5 жыл бұрын

And just remember all that lube was tax deductible "business"..."expense"

@ianthompson2802 5 жыл бұрын

Is it still tax deductible if some is used for "personal" reasons?

@andrewharper1609 4 жыл бұрын

Notice that we always use the third person, it's always the lube never your lube....

@travioli9643 5 жыл бұрын

I think this goes without saying, Samson and the chooch need a full-length special

@portskeyandjack 5 жыл бұрын

This is the only channel that could get away with posting a 7 minute long video on knot tying, including a FULL magic routine, and then spend twice that time to figure out how to slide across a smooth surface. THAT is my favorite quality of a modern rogue.

@OhighOSkater 5 жыл бұрын

Ole Chooch running is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Awesome episode!

@shotgun3628 5 жыл бұрын

Were extending the modern rogue cinematic universe

@Noah_7s 5 жыл бұрын

Next is how to take a dent out of the hood of a car

@nukeemwins4174 5 жыл бұрын

I love when you guys mess up a lot. It shows that some people never grow up. Keep doing it. 👍

@samuelg9568 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been a subscriber since about 50k and your content is really good!! I’m surprised that you guys haven’t reached 1million yet

@taylordeaton517 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone: *doesnt use nord vpn* Jason: In the name of the jarl stop right there!

@sanuelkessler8435 5 жыл бұрын

Then Pay with your bloood!!!!!!

@philmikehunt7479 5 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Deaton Nice pfp

@poseidonbrine916 5 жыл бұрын

@@sanuelkessler8435 reset the counter

@jacobbrown1407 5 жыл бұрын

Jason looks surprisingly at home in "The Chooch" get up

@ianhopkins8948 4 жыл бұрын

I did NOT expect a "The Gunslinger" reference in this kind of video.

@nanmuncher 3 жыл бұрын

You guys deserve so much more subs I love you guys

@Rod-ms2mu 5 жыл бұрын

this is the shit i expect form you guys and i absolutely love it and you both

@Mike_Steel 5 жыл бұрын

I feel that this will need to be revisited with a car from the '70s or '80s. Their wider, more level hoods might improve the results.

@mute8s 5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the heavier gauge steel which is less likely to deform. But then were talking 60's or 70's. The late 70's/early 80's was the downfall of American muscle.

@Mike_Steel 5 жыл бұрын

@@mute8s That's very true. But, muscle cars aside, my first car was a 1985 Chevy Caprice. That hood would do well.

@mute8s 5 жыл бұрын

@@Mike_Steel Well I can't say you're wrong but when it comes to doing the hood slide correctly it has to be true american muscle. I would almost say that it would have to be a 69 charger but thats only due to being a youngin when The Dukes of Hazzard was originally on TV. 😉

@Mike_Steel 5 жыл бұрын

@@mute8s True, they are the original good ol' boys. I'm a Marty McFly man myself, though.

@pakoopa 5 жыл бұрын

The speed at which Brian goes from sadness of his strap breaking to the elation of "oh hey I can still work with this NEW thing".

@someamateur2853 5 жыл бұрын

Really good editing with this one, it was so much fun to watch!

@Lifesizemortal 5 жыл бұрын

guys, let's get Modern Rogue to 1,000,000 subs!!!

@ryngak 5 жыл бұрын

13:58 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you." It's good to know that God is a fan of The Modern Rogue as well.

@edu-kt 5 жыл бұрын

This channel makes me so happy.

@mrboberson7424 5 жыл бұрын

I love your skits so much!

@micahphilson 5 жыл бұрын

4:53 "Remember the Parkour episode?" *_proceeds to show not-parkour_*

@TomGreen99 5 жыл бұрын

*You've got the wrong kind of car*

@dakotawarren5115 5 жыл бұрын

This is the life skill I need right now. Thank you Brian Brushfire and Jason Pants.

@digbiggbyflackbock7472 5 жыл бұрын

You gotta remember the duke boys car, a 1969 Dodge Charger, was a great big car. It’s hood had a large flat surface and was pretty heavy and tough. Modern car hoods are pretty small in comparison and a lot easier to bend.

@alexphilips6335 5 жыл бұрын

If they don’t continue Sampson and the chooch I’ll be sad

@Aquila009 5 жыл бұрын

A modern rogue about kicking in doors next?

@escott1981 3 жыл бұрын

"Like you're Jake Chambers in the Gunslinger" I got that reference and I love it!!

@hakimdaaloul9886 5 жыл бұрын

"It's money" *sniffs* "drug money". Fucking LEGENDARY!!! -)

@hex1101 5 жыл бұрын

I see the title "sliding across a car". (Inner sigh as in well this ought to be boring) Watch the episode and was surprisingly very entertained. (Yeah it was Samson and hooch).

@kylethetreekat840 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh that's the only real use for a Honda civic, jumping on and smashing them hahahah

@onthemoney8356 4 жыл бұрын

This is the silliest most informative entertaining show on KZfaq.

@frogz2886 5 жыл бұрын

I watched back since the scam school days and it makes me happy to see them older but having the time of their lives

@not.spir0s 5 жыл бұрын

Got here early just to say that if you do another live appearance, please do it in Seattle. love you guys. also, hi Jason!

@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын

L R5 Hi!

@SaintoftheHonest 5 жыл бұрын

When did Modern Rogue become Modern Ric Flair?

@alexroskyar 5 жыл бұрын

woo!

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Woo!

@alexroskyar 5 жыл бұрын

WOO!

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Never have I loved something so much, but also hated it so much that I also loved it, this channel man...

@braxtonwkalfs551 5 жыл бұрын

I love episodes like these where you guys cover something classic known to society but not known to individuals. Like the knot episode. Thanks for the great content keep it up guys!

@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@mute8s 5 жыл бұрын

You completely missed. You should have called your duo "Skookem and the Chooch". (AvE shoutout) Other than that as always great video.

@SeaWasp 5 жыл бұрын

Avid AvE fan here myself, but I think he was referring to their cigar episodes

@mute8s 5 жыл бұрын

@@SeaWasp Yeah I'd have to go back and watch those again but you're probably right. Even so it would be the case that they had dropped the ball then. 🙂

@photonman54 5 жыл бұрын

The Modern Jarl... new channel

@theRSend37 5 жыл бұрын

this was so much fun to watch

@penguintigerking102 5 жыл бұрын

Best slip and slide ever

@Jamie_kemp 5 жыл бұрын

so when's the video where you slide across the bonnet of a car coming out? at least have English English subtitles 😂

@user-cf3so7mi2o 5 жыл бұрын

« Some money... DRUG MONEY! » : Walter White « heisenberg » did not use Gain when laundering.

@stevejenkins9984 5 жыл бұрын

This is definitely one of the flat out funniest episodes I've seen in a long time!

@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@Jackson-mm3qb 5 жыл бұрын

I like watching these guys, knowing that they are doing something wrong, and waiting to hear “reset the injury counter.”

@bozzsteel8022 5 жыл бұрын

get a toilet plunger you can get those dents in the hood out easy !!!!

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Notification Squad 😇🙏🏽

@iamconio 5 жыл бұрын

since you guys got the property, everythings next level, keep it going

@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын

Con Diamantis Thanks!!

@bcikablam3578 5 жыл бұрын

2 views 52 likes and 52 comments.. nice job KZfaq

@wesleygrizzle9145 5 жыл бұрын

I’m supposed to be studying for my ACT but I’m watching you guys

@madelinepoopoo 5 жыл бұрын

Everything about Samson and the Chooch is absolute comedic poetry

@haus1990 5 жыл бұрын

OMG I haven't laughed this hard in awhile! Great stuff!!!

@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@saiaddict 5 жыл бұрын

we need a whole Samson and the Chooch episode lolol that was great

@chrismiksworld 5 жыл бұрын

One of the most hilarious episodes ever

@CPHayward 5 жыл бұрын

Slides across the hood, jumps in the car and slides out the passenger side window. "WHOOOO". Nice episode. Always good clean fun here... What's a little lube between friends.