Monologue: Check Your Side | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

Күн бұрын

Bill reacts to the top stories of the week, including Super Bowl shootings, Trump trials and mattress markdowns.

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@francisjo3
@francisjo3 3 ай бұрын
"Johnny Depp's birthday - that would make sense for a mattress sale." GOOD ONE BILL!
@kyledodson2992
@kyledodson2992 3 ай бұрын
Triminal Crial” - Bill Maher 2024 Love you bill lol
@rastalique8114
@rastalique8114 3 ай бұрын
🌱
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elenaivanovski123
@elenaivanovski123 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@billytaylor1662
@billytaylor1662 3 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickAnn Coulter is the most miserable human being alive
@Nathan-gd7xq
@Nathan-gd7xq 3 ай бұрын
​@@theycallmenickstop posting this under every comment you obsessive weirdo
@jopo7996
@jopo7996 3 ай бұрын
I think it's great that Taylor Swift allowed the NFL to be part of her tour.
@yousaidthusly461
@yousaidthusly461 3 ай бұрын
Crazy concert, too! She had this confusing routine where she had a bunch of guys running into each other for 40 minutes (probably some metaphor for all the exes who have fought over her idk), then had who else but USHER come in and do some of his greatest hits, then it went back to the guys running into each other again! She didn’t even have to sing! What an entertainment genius!
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 3 ай бұрын
😄😁😆
@THATBOISHAD
@THATBOISHAD 3 ай бұрын
She is very generous 😊
@martinkiongo2725
@martinkiongo2725 3 ай бұрын
😂
@jplaga763
@jplaga763 3 ай бұрын
Very generous of her definitely didn’t kno usher headline it iither.
@the_track_enthusiast
@the_track_enthusiast 3 ай бұрын
355M JUDGEMENT TODAY !! 83.3M last week !! Keep on winning Donny !!!
@stevedouglas1654
@stevedouglas1654 3 ай бұрын
They will get thrown out on appeal ! 😂🤣
@BobJohnson-kj2og
@BobJohnson-kj2og 3 ай бұрын
That doesn't even count the lawyer bills.
@WillPOnya
@WillPOnya 3 ай бұрын
​@@stevedouglas1654 - "hey will get thrown out on appeal !" Would you mind elaborating just a bit ?
@stevedouglas1654
@stevedouglas1654 3 ай бұрын
@@thed3008 won’t need to. He just got $4 billion dollars from his Truth Social merger ! 😂🤣
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 2 ай бұрын
@@stevedouglas1654 Didn't you Trumpies all cheer when your orange idol said back in 2016 that he was going to take down the elites? Yet here you are applauding him for being one of those elites. Your standards certainly have a lot of elastic in them.
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 3 ай бұрын
Mattress sales on Presidents’ Day is so ridiculous and funny of bill to point that out
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 3 ай бұрын
I don’t understand it either
@artgreig7069
@artgreig7069 3 ай бұрын
"Blond billionaire with a cult following" joke killed!
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Knowthembytheirfruits
@Knowthembytheirfruits 3 ай бұрын
Well, it is something of a stretch to call Trump a billionaire...
@jaysenyork3934
@jaysenyork3934 3 ай бұрын
​@@Knowthembytheirfruits multi
@teriley123
@teriley123 3 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenick The Kansas City police department came out and said they are hiding suspect identities because of their race? Thats crazy! I was thinking it was because they are minors and the might have laws that protect the identities of minors, but that they admitted to it being racial is really unbelievable.
@polobbie
@polobbie 3 ай бұрын
Irony is, Bill Maher is one of the cult followers he jokes about. Trump lives rent free in Bill's TDS head.
@billbog25
@billbog25 2 ай бұрын
Bill should have included an apology to Anne Coulter
@keatonsafar5215
@keatonsafar5215 2 ай бұрын
For what?
@julieyoung3315
@julieyoung3315 3 ай бұрын
Love you, Bill Maher
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Newstatejournal1
@Newstatejournal1 2 ай бұрын
Excellent!
@gustavocazorla2102
@gustavocazorla2102 3 ай бұрын
You are amazing…Thank You!!!
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terrymckenzie8786
@terrymckenzie8786 3 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenick85% of mass shooting are done by mid life white people all the time. Even in the schools the kids are white. What’s your point.
@gregdenson7544
@gregdenson7544 3 ай бұрын
Why can't we be like every other country in the world that deals with coup plotters immediately and not allow it to drag out for three years?
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 2 ай бұрын
Trust me you agent the only country
@larryborsa4396
@larryborsa4396 3 ай бұрын
Well Bill, at least Swift is a REAL billionaire.
@2013venjix
@2013venjix 3 ай бұрын
With a cult following.
@ibuydigital1574
@ibuydigital1574 2 ай бұрын
If you need the approval of being one. Pretty pathedic.
@INDREAMSBEGINSRESPONSIBILITIES
@INDREAMSBEGINSRESPONSIBILITIES 2 ай бұрын
And you. An Arse kisser.
@rainbowtropolis
@rainbowtropolis 3 ай бұрын
1:10 "triminal crial" hehe, I caught that. First trip up I've heard in a long time from Bill! Great guy, always love the show ✌
@ender003
@ender003 3 ай бұрын
Haha, I had to play that back to make sure I wasn't hearing things.
@undeadly1103
@undeadly1103 3 ай бұрын
it was weird, i read this as he said it 😯
@jimpalmer792
@jimpalmer792 3 ай бұрын
"triminal crial" Bill is TOO OLD to do this show any more, right magats ?
@ChrisM-zm4li
@ChrisM-zm4li 2 ай бұрын
Right, just imagine what Maher would say if Biden or Trump, but especially Biden had said that though.
@jb232ffs
@jb232ffs 2 ай бұрын
😂😂 yeah, thanks for this laugh. Once again I found a reason to believe late night hosts are humans.
@Lepocoloco
@Lepocoloco 3 ай бұрын
I love the monologues from Bill ❤
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terrymckenzie8786
@terrymckenzie8786 3 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickwho’s hiding what.
@redomega24
@redomega24 3 ай бұрын
When they're funny. this was not
@cptkirkpyro5656
@cptkirkpyro5656 3 ай бұрын
he's an out of touch has been...
@andrewcunningham6413
@andrewcunningham6413 3 ай бұрын
his monologes are written by 24 different writers wake up to bills bs
@KCAATV
@KCAATV 3 ай бұрын
Van Jones and Ann Coulter, REALLY PLEASE !!!
@29jtru
@29jtru 2 ай бұрын
gee Bill you're right. I have no idea why people would need a new mattress right after Valentine's Day....
@themiraclemoon4734
@themiraclemoon4734 3 ай бұрын
What a crazy week! Been looking forward to Bill's response! 😊
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dlite6999
@dlite6999 2 ай бұрын
Great monologue tonight ❤😂😂😂
@adnanbey4871
@adnanbey4871 2 ай бұрын
"Every time there's a shooting, every identity group is like "Please, hope it's not one of us."" As a Muslim, this hits right at home for me.
@Bigd0gg
@Bigd0gg 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious Bill spot on!
@3rdmm
@3rdmm 3 ай бұрын
Melania isn't anywhere near Donald's bedroom.
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 3 ай бұрын
And probably hasn’t been since Barron was conceived !
@susanbeasley723
@susanbeasley723 2 ай бұрын
Kind of sick , you spying on them?
@3rdmm
@3rdmm 2 ай бұрын
@@susanbeasley723 Just being clairvoyant.
@Theire1
@Theire1 2 ай бұрын
only a blind person could look at a naked Trump and not vomit@@susanbeasley723
@moresalad221
@moresalad221 3 ай бұрын
The fact that the NYC Trump Tower is now a Spirit Halloween. 😅😂😅😂😅😂 💀
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 3 ай бұрын
You a bot? ​@@theycallmenick
@buffalogal1627
@buffalogal1627 2 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickyou were at the show?
@estatesaleadventures9991
@estatesaleadventures9991 3 ай бұрын
The hired laugh track audience members are becoming too obvious
@JustinHappenstance
@JustinHappenstance 3 ай бұрын
oh my God Johnny Depp's birthday
@ms_beastie
@ms_beastie 2 ай бұрын
I love Triminal Crials !!! 😂😂😂
@McCrapweasel
@McCrapweasel 3 ай бұрын
Maybe he thinks Alina Habba is Melania?
@emsleywyatt3400
@emsleywyatt3400 3 ай бұрын
Melania would do better in court.
@mightyluv
@mightyluv 2 ай бұрын
Might be closer to truth than you think; he thought E Jean Carroll was Marla.
@mightyluv
@mightyluv 2 ай бұрын
Also: his penchant for eye candy managed to cost him a fat stack of dollar bills. Style over substance is proving to be expensive.
@McCrapweasel
@McCrapweasel 2 ай бұрын
@@mightyluv That's exactly what I was thinking.
@amirparsi4165
@amirparsi4165 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm sure stormy is TOO embarrassed to talk about it.
@GrungeMaster92
@GrungeMaster92 3 ай бұрын
everybody relax. i can barely think about my beachhouse
@silentlou4375
@silentlou4375 3 ай бұрын
I learned from trump and alex jones and Q (my heroes) that Taylor Swift now controls the space lazers mounted on the flat earth dome.
@Changethethinking
@Changethethinking 3 ай бұрын
Trump and Alex Jones 1,000 % 1000%
@sunshiny_botany
@sunshiny_botany 3 ай бұрын
Love you Bill!
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamessanders145
@jamessanders145 3 ай бұрын
As a Bills fan I deeply resent the fact that MAGA robbed me of the right to hate on the Chiefs for sports rivalry reasons and be vocal about it without looking like a basket case of their cultists.
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@go4it129
@go4it129 3 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickWell 90% if not more have been white
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 3 ай бұрын
Cry more
@jamessanders145
@jamessanders145 3 ай бұрын
@@firstlast8258 Are you a Chiefs fan or MAGA?
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 3 ай бұрын
@@jamessanders145 takes a basket case to know a basket case 🤓🖕
@TomHendricksMusea
@TomHendricksMusea 3 ай бұрын
My opinion is that until gun manufacturers are a part of the discussion everything will stay the same.
@monstersrelease556
@monstersrelease556 3 ай бұрын
at 1:12....am I tripping or does Bill say "Triminal crial"?
@djohnspangler
@djohnspangler 3 ай бұрын
You still might be trippin though
@davidlee1820
@davidlee1820 2 ай бұрын
I just love Bill Maher.
@jesteravrgjoe2888
@jesteravrgjoe2888 3 ай бұрын
Two blk teens were arrested in Kansas City for the murder of 1 person, and injuring tens of others.
@Changethethinking
@Changethethinking 3 ай бұрын
That's why the media covered it up because they were black
@user-fh6mc9du5n
@user-fh6mc9du5n 2 ай бұрын
Every time Bill refers to Melania's disgust of that thing she married, I can't help but smile.
@Splandrocity
@Splandrocity 3 ай бұрын
Get Jon Stewart as a guest!
@greenman8
@greenman8 3 ай бұрын
Is there friction between Jon Stewart and Bill Maher? I know Jon is tight with Colbert, and Bill has been a critic of Stephen's show. I would hate to see a return of the late night Cat fights of the Letterman / Conan / Leno era.
@svscared
@svscared 3 ай бұрын
​@@greenman8It would certainly seem like there's beef as they never even mention or acknowledge one another.
@paulbuerton8143
@paulbuerton8143 3 ай бұрын
Instead of saying Tayler Swift I said Tailered Shit. Been laughing all day😂😂😂
@jeffreyrace3800
@jeffreyrace3800 3 ай бұрын
Love you Bill but next time you comment on a Biden gaff, keep in mind that you just said “triminal crial”.
@jasontheworldisyours
@jasontheworldisyours 3 ай бұрын
Stall and Delay
@likebot.
@likebot. 3 ай бұрын
Great lawyers, both.
@dreamer50518
@dreamer50518 2 ай бұрын
may god bless this man!
@VeritasIncrebresco
@VeritasIncrebresco 3 ай бұрын
Hey Bill I'm glad crime doesn't affect your life.
@theycallmenick
@theycallmenick 3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karinfend2980
@karinfend2980 3 ай бұрын
Mmmmh....this was a real good monologue 🤣👏
@barbarabruski9031
@barbarabruski9031 2 ай бұрын
YA BABY!THANK YOU VERY MUCH TRULY for the Colin Kaepernick "IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED!"
@elizabeth-tu7qz
@elizabeth-tu7qz 3 ай бұрын
oh stop, like all of us havent mispronounced something.
@promark5317
@promark5317 2 ай бұрын
Why is this show necessary if Bill agrees with the establishment status quo on literally every issue?
@peterk3474
@peterk3474 2 ай бұрын
Bill "It's not racist when I do it; it's not genocide when we do it" Maher.
@Blue_3rd
@Blue_3rd 3 ай бұрын
I know it’s a bit OCD but I wish the stage manager would straighten Bill’s glasses! 😂
@corinnewinter-rousset1650
@corinnewinter-rousset1650 3 ай бұрын
Ear is higher on one side. Me too.
@Chimchimchu
@Chimchimchu 3 ай бұрын
I see I wasn't the only one thinking this. Crooked glasses ruin what otherwise might be a good talk.
@GrandmaDee
@GrandmaDee 2 ай бұрын
I had the same problem. It was my ears. Not the glasses. True story. No human body is totally symmetrical
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 2 ай бұрын
@@Chimchimchu I agree. Because the eyes are so important for listening.
@dagordon1041
@dagordon1041 2 ай бұрын
I've noticed that too. Thought they'd be straightened after the first night they were crooked, but alas, no.
@guygrindborg7732
@guygrindborg7732 2 ай бұрын
Wow, Maher pulled a Spoonerism, "Trumps Triminal Crial". Beautiful.
@TheVid54
@TheVid54 3 ай бұрын
C is for Coulter and...
@michaelmalone7408
@michaelmalone7408 3 ай бұрын
The joke about identity groups hoping they weren’t the mass shooter is an amazing joke!
@michaelh2001
@michaelh2001 2 ай бұрын
Johnny Depp's Birthday, that would make sense for a mattress sale 😂 🎤 🫳
@michaelh411
@michaelh411 3 ай бұрын
The most trusted Man in media.
@andydondy6444
@andydondy6444 3 ай бұрын
Where the heck is melania🤔🤔 that prenup trump had on her must be ironclad👍👍
@Jake-co3wk
@Jake-co3wk 3 ай бұрын
Melania is paid to be there; interesting that Trump asked where Haley's husband is.
@jortiz1125
@jortiz1125 3 ай бұрын
Talk about lack of awareness…
@jonny-b4954
@jonny-b4954 3 ай бұрын
How is part of the episode on KZfaq before full episode is on HBO Max? Wtf? Hahah
@GrinchDec23
@GrinchDec23 3 ай бұрын
Never heard of trailers huh
@jonny-b4954
@jonny-b4954 3 ай бұрын
@@GrinchDec23Sarcasm? They don't release trailers for episodes of Bill Maher. This clearly isn't a trailer. They release snippets of the full episode, always after uploading on HBO Max. First time the episode wasn't on HBO Max when I see them on KZfaq. It's weird.
@GrinchDec23
@GrinchDec23 3 ай бұрын
@@jonny-b4954 I have seen it happen before...a good 10 times in the last 2 years
@sicknado
@sicknado 3 ай бұрын
Thats hilarious
@GrinchDec23
@GrinchDec23 3 ай бұрын
Quite often cable channels do bizarre things and reschedule programs or outright replace "misplace" them depending where you are
@ericarona8599
@ericarona8599 3 ай бұрын
1:10 Triminal Crial🤣🤣🤣
@ShortFuseFighting
@ShortFuseFighting 2 ай бұрын
what happened to real time this week? i cant find torrents for it anywhere. did it not air?
@redbyrd64
@redbyrd64 Ай бұрын
It makes sense for mattress sales if President Clinton was being honored on President’s Day
@CyGea
@CyGea 3 ай бұрын
The mattress sale, is to remind people to flip their mattress. You should do it at least once a year.
@HolisticPeacenik
@HolisticPeacenik 3 ай бұрын
Does anyone loathe Ann Coulter as much as I do? I could barely watch this show because she was on. Maybe the better question is what has Ann Coulter ever done to make the world a better place? It seems like she's always against everything.
@chrisjordan7592
@chrisjordan7592 3 ай бұрын
Makes me cringe, my eyes and ears actually hurt. I thought it was just me. 🎉
@EnlightenedIllusions
@EnlightenedIllusions 3 ай бұрын
I serta want to know too? 😆
@atticusark
@atticusark 2 ай бұрын
Did anyone catch 'Triminal Crial'? 😂
@glcostin
@glcostin 3 ай бұрын
Just a friendly reminder that the DOJ wasted a year contemplating bringing charges against Trump… 🤦🏻‍♂️
@Goawaykidyoubotherme
@Goawaykidyoubotherme 3 ай бұрын
So the guy Obama wanted on the supreme court is maga. Ok then
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover 3 ай бұрын
Trump is the only one who can make a valentine greeting into being all about him. He makes absolutely everything about himself.
@terrq5150
@terrq5150 3 ай бұрын
Trump is getting Malania mixed up with Alina Habba
@13mrservon
@13mrservon 3 ай бұрын
Love it Love it Love it that Bill had absolutely NOTHING to say about Fani!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@omvegan
@omvegan 2 ай бұрын
So much time passed because Merrick Garland sat on his hands he didn't want it to look like he was doing it for political reasons so he just didn't do it until they came up with that Congressional committee on January 6th that Liz Cheney did a good job of forcing it out into the public consciousness and forcing Merrick Garland to do something about. Although Georgia I don't know why it took so long. The documents thing that should just continue on maybe they'll get to that. But that's being handled by a judge who likes trump,
@dbmagee21
@dbmagee21 3 ай бұрын
If Taylor swift had anything to do w the sb victory then I’m glad I’m a chiefs fan. Cmon Taylor,one more season please!
@michaelhuguet3228
@michaelhuguet3228 2 ай бұрын
Did he say Triminal Crial? Lmao
@margaretenglund1749
@margaretenglund1749 3 ай бұрын
this was hilarious
@billwilliams4877
@billwilliams4877 2 ай бұрын
I wish someone would go back and get all bills comments about immigration over the years. I remember in 2004 when he was saying immigration was at net zero and no big deal. Whoever puts that montage together will get some views.
@FR-ty5vn
@FR-ty5vn 3 ай бұрын
Was I the only one who caught “Triminal Crials?” 😂😂
@stevenwilkinson2031
@stevenwilkinson2031 2 ай бұрын
Benedict Donald duck.
@abelovedsonofGodinwhomHeis35-6
@abelovedsonofGodinwhomHeis35-6 3 ай бұрын
Oh my God its a triminal crial, the first in history.
@mickpriestley
@mickpriestley 3 ай бұрын
1:12 - "The first triminal crial"
@tbecker97204
@tbecker97204 2 ай бұрын
Well, we know of at least *ONCE* Melania couldn't "distract and delay."
@AB-hn6gb
@AB-hn6gb 3 ай бұрын
I love the irony of the seals clapping at a Trump cultist joke. Do any of you own a mirror?
@screaminpman
@screaminpman 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like you got your feelings hurt 😢😂
@AB-hn6gb
@AB-hn6gb 3 ай бұрын
@@screaminpman Nope, just pointing out the irony, seal. Clap away.
@screaminpman
@screaminpman 3 ай бұрын
@@AB-hn6gb Whatever you gotta tell yourself 😆
@edwardpoe7323
@edwardpoe7323 3 ай бұрын
Waaaah see the difference is Biden supporters don't worship Biden we plan to vote for him and when chump loses again what are you going to do? People will be ready this time.
@v.0624
@v.0624 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, as Independent I say both political parties are cultists. If people don't vote on policies and track record and vote on party line but then whine and complain when things don't go well with what is happening in their daily life due to a politician's policies then they are a cultist and part of the problem. The intelligent voters are ones who vote for a candidate based on policies and track record and also know not to trust a politician when during an election year changes his or her tune on a policy just to get votes. Since the politician had 3.5 years to do something if that policy truly meant something to the politician. Because once elected, the politician is going to behave as she or he did just like those 3.5 years and not pretending to care about the policy and only cares during election year if it's a policy important to the voters. Especially if there is talk about doing it from the politican once elected again and not actions in showing how important the policy is to the politican right then and there to implement the policy if the policy was so darn important. Election years are when politicans act like they care about various subjects, but their policies and track record for the 3.5 years tells the voters how the politicians truly feel about the policies and the people of the country. Some people act like there is not any other candiadtes besides democrat or republician to vote and votes for their candidate without looking at all candiates. It's also why there is cultists form both parties.
@bobbydigi201072
@bobbydigi201072 2 ай бұрын
"First Triminal Crial". Only in America can we engage in a modified process of law. Trump does do 'Wonders'.I wish him the best, Sike!!
@AlternativeElvis
@AlternativeElvis 3 ай бұрын
Conservative men embarrassing themselves in front of pretty Liberal ladies is a tale old as time.
@Changethethinking
@Changethethinking 3 ай бұрын
Yeah those liberal ladies with tattoos all over their bodies rings in their nose purple hair. Couldn't cook a meal if they tried
@ericbunch2932
@ericbunch2932 3 ай бұрын
Did he say triminal crial?!😅
@tophat2115
@tophat2115 3 ай бұрын
the NY trial he will likely be convicted by May
@jamesjackovich5886
@jamesjackovich5886 3 ай бұрын
And next week's episode Spanky goes to trial
@user-my3op9qq9s
@user-my3op9qq9s 2 ай бұрын
Bill is one of the most outdated late night show host I've ever seen. His words hold no weight into what to expect
@Continentalmunkey88
@Continentalmunkey88 2 ай бұрын
2:27 with Garfield, the second
@HUGDABLOCKTV
@HUGDABLOCKTV 3 ай бұрын
Hey bill, when you put you red shoes on remember nothing can stop what’s coming 😂
@edwardpoe7323
@edwardpoe7323 3 ай бұрын
Ooh is it another red wave? Scary,
@stevenwilkinson2031
@stevenwilkinson2031 2 ай бұрын
Gun laws needed
@arraymac227
@arraymac227 2 ай бұрын
The first triminal crial??? I thought I was bad saying 'fission or chick' at supper tonight...
@TheRealPaulMarshall
@TheRealPaulMarshall 2 ай бұрын
He can't possibly do his make-up in the car. The required compressor for a firehose of orange simply will not fit.
@greenman8
@greenman8 3 ай бұрын
Why am I not getting RealTime on HBO Max?
@greenman8
@greenman8 3 ай бұрын
Ironic, I watch the Monologue here because HBO Max is not providing tonight's show, then at the end, a Banner ad for HBO Max.
@everymann6200
@everymann6200 3 ай бұрын
That makes two of us...
@greenman8
@greenman8 3 ай бұрын
@@everymann6200 It's on. I think someone in charge of the video-capture-stream gadget forgot to hit 'send'. Probably had to wait to get a copy from another server.
@Full_Beans
@Full_Beans 3 ай бұрын
I never made it passed “triminal crial”.
@r0y4
@r0y4 2 ай бұрын
He said Triminal Crial
@rjmidnite
@rjmidnite 2 ай бұрын
Bill Ann cutler was right ! Remember you acted smug and think you know everything? We all have seen it for years now and either you’re out of touch or don’t really care???????? Must of been her magical powers???? Bill !!
@DawnOfTheDead991
@DawnOfTheDead991 3 ай бұрын
Of course Bill "doesn't know" who committed the Super Bowl shooting.
@Ponzi-Coin
@Ponzi-Coin 3 ай бұрын
1:11 "But, uh, the first triminal crial....."
@carsondenny1986
@carsondenny1986 3 ай бұрын
Bill, you loudly smacked your lips four times, FOUR times, during one monologue joke. It has gotten out of control.
@c.r.parish5908
@c.r.parish5908 3 ай бұрын
Is he still touching his belt buckle, as Mellencamp pointed out???
@ender003
@ender003 3 ай бұрын
@@c.r.parish5908 That always creeps me out a bit.
@chrisjordan7592
@chrisjordan7592 3 ай бұрын
It is code for: laugh or you're banned for life!
@leechap3
@leechap3 3 ай бұрын
Someone on his team needs to tell him about that. It is a very annoying tick.
@user-rq7hv6lf8c
@user-rq7hv6lf8c 3 ай бұрын
1:12 The first triminal crial...
@hob976
@hob976 3 ай бұрын
This one was a little lazy...
@xx8031
@xx8031 3 ай бұрын
"85" - "Take a good look in the mirror "AMERICA"! -- "Does trump have to pay, if he dies"?
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