Bill reacts to the top stories of the week, including Super Bowl shootings, Trump trials and mattress markdowns.
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@francisjo33 ай бұрын
"Johnny Depp's birthday - that would make sense for a mattress sale." GOOD ONE BILL!
@kyledodson29923 ай бұрын
Triminal Crial” - Bill Maher 2024 Love you bill lol
@rastalique81143 ай бұрын
🌱
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elenaivanovski1233 ай бұрын
Lol
@billytaylor16623 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickAnn Coulter is the most miserable human being alive
@Nathan-gd7xq3 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickstop posting this under every comment you obsessive weirdo
@jopo79963 ай бұрын
I think it's great that Taylor Swift allowed the NFL to be part of her tour.
@yousaidthusly4613 ай бұрын
Crazy concert, too! She had this confusing routine where she had a bunch of guys running into each other for 40 minutes (probably some metaphor for all the exes who have fought over her idk), then had who else but USHER come in and do some of his greatest hits, then it went back to the guys running into each other again! She didn’t even have to sing! What an entertainment genius!
@pietrojenkins69013 ай бұрын
😄😁😆
@THATBOISHAD3 ай бұрын
She is very generous 😊
@martinkiongo27253 ай бұрын
😂
@jplaga7633 ай бұрын
Very generous of her definitely didn’t kno usher headline it iither.
@the_track_enthusiast3 ай бұрын
355M JUDGEMENT TODAY !! 83.3M last week !! Keep on winning Donny !!!
@stevedouglas16543 ай бұрын
They will get thrown out on appeal ! 😂🤣
@BobJohnson-kj2og3 ай бұрын
That doesn't even count the lawyer bills.
@WillPOnya3 ай бұрын
@@stevedouglas1654 - "hey will get thrown out on appeal !" Would you mind elaborating just a bit ?
@stevedouglas16543 ай бұрын
@@thed3008 won’t need to. He just got $4 billion dollars from his Truth Social merger ! 😂🤣
@Markus_Andrew2 ай бұрын
@@stevedouglas1654 Didn't you Trumpies all cheer when your orange idol said back in 2016 that he was going to take down the elites? Yet here you are applauding him for being one of those elites. Your standards certainly have a lot of elastic in them.
@Erin.563 ай бұрын
Mattress sales on Presidents’ Day is so ridiculous and funny of bill to point that out
@Erin.563 ай бұрын
I don’t understand it either
@artgreig70693 ай бұрын
"Blond billionaire with a cult following" joke killed!
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Knowthembytheirfruits3 ай бұрын
Well, it is something of a stretch to call Trump a billionaire...
@jaysenyork39343 ай бұрын
@@Knowthembytheirfruits multi
@teriley1233 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenick The Kansas City police department came out and said they are hiding suspect identities because of their race? Thats crazy! I was thinking it was because they are minors and the might have laws that protect the identities of minors, but that they admitted to it being racial is really unbelievable.
@polobbie3 ай бұрын
Irony is, Bill Maher is one of the cult followers he jokes about. Trump lives rent free in Bill's TDS head.
@billbog252 ай бұрын
Bill should have included an apology to Anne Coulter
@keatonsafar52152 ай бұрын
For what?
@julieyoung33153 ай бұрын
Love you, Bill Maher
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Newstatejournal12 ай бұрын
Excellent!
@gustavocazorla21023 ай бұрын
You are amazing…Thank You!!!
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terrymckenzie87863 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenick85% of mass shooting are done by mid life white people all the time. Even in the schools the kids are white. What’s your point.
@gregdenson75443 ай бұрын
Why can't we be like every other country in the world that deals with coup plotters immediately and not allow it to drag out for three years?
@kurtsudheim8252 ай бұрын
Trust me you agent the only country
@larryborsa43963 ай бұрын
Well Bill, at least Swift is a REAL billionaire.
@2013venjix3 ай бұрын
With a cult following.
@ibuydigital15742 ай бұрын
If you need the approval of being one. Pretty pathedic.
@INDREAMSBEGINSRESPONSIBILITIES2 ай бұрын
And you. An Arse kisser.
@rainbowtropolis3 ай бұрын
1:10 "triminal crial" hehe, I caught that. First trip up I've heard in a long time from Bill! Great guy, always love the show ✌
@ender0033 ай бұрын
Haha, I had to play that back to make sure I wasn't hearing things.
@undeadly11033 ай бұрын
it was weird, i read this as he said it 😯
@jimpalmer7923 ай бұрын
"triminal crial" Bill is TOO OLD to do this show any more, right magats ?
@ChrisM-zm4li2 ай бұрын
Right, just imagine what Maher would say if Biden or Trump, but especially Biden had said that though.
@jb232ffs2 ай бұрын
😂😂 yeah, thanks for this laugh. Once again I found a reason to believe late night hosts are humans.
@Lepocoloco3 ай бұрын
I love the monologues from Bill ❤
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terrymckenzie87863 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickwho’s hiding what.
@redomega243 ай бұрын
When they're funny. this was not
@cptkirkpyro56563 ай бұрын
he's an out of touch has been...
@andrewcunningham64133 ай бұрын
his monologes are written by 24 different writers wake up to bills bs
@KCAATV3 ай бұрын
Van Jones and Ann Coulter, REALLY PLEASE !!!
@29jtru2 ай бұрын
gee Bill you're right. I have no idea why people would need a new mattress right after Valentine's Day....
@themiraclemoon47343 ай бұрын
What a crazy week! Been looking forward to Bill's response! 😊
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dlite69992 ай бұрын
Great monologue tonight ❤😂😂😂
@adnanbey48712 ай бұрын
"Every time there's a shooting, every identity group is like "Please, hope it's not one of us."" As a Muslim, this hits right at home for me.
@Bigd0gg3 ай бұрын
Hilarious Bill spot on!
@3rdmm3 ай бұрын
Melania isn't anywhere near Donald's bedroom.
@Erin.563 ай бұрын
And probably hasn’t been since Barron was conceived !
@susanbeasley7232 ай бұрын
Kind of sick , you spying on them?
@3rdmm2 ай бұрын
@@susanbeasley723 Just being clairvoyant.
@Theire12 ай бұрын
only a blind person could look at a naked Trump and not vomit@@susanbeasley723
@moresalad2213 ай бұрын
The fact that the NYC Trump Tower is now a Spirit Halloween. 😅😂😅😂😅😂 💀
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vidmasterK13 ай бұрын
You a bot? @@theycallmenick
@buffalogal16272 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickyou were at the show?
@estatesaleadventures99913 ай бұрын
The hired laugh track audience members are becoming too obvious
@JustinHappenstance3 ай бұрын
oh my God Johnny Depp's birthday
@ms_beastie2 ай бұрын
I love Triminal Crials !!! 😂😂😂
@McCrapweasel3 ай бұрын
Maybe he thinks Alina Habba is Melania?
@emsleywyatt34003 ай бұрын
Melania would do better in court.
@mightyluv2 ай бұрын
Might be closer to truth than you think; he thought E Jean Carroll was Marla.
@mightyluv2 ай бұрын
Also: his penchant for eye candy managed to cost him a fat stack of dollar bills. Style over substance is proving to be expensive.
@McCrapweasel2 ай бұрын
@@mightyluv That's exactly what I was thinking.
@amirparsi41653 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm sure stormy is TOO embarrassed to talk about it.
@GrungeMaster923 ай бұрын
everybody relax. i can barely think about my beachhouse
@silentlou43753 ай бұрын
I learned from trump and alex jones and Q (my heroes) that Taylor Swift now controls the space lazers mounted on the flat earth dome.
@Changethethinking3 ай бұрын
Trump and Alex Jones 1,000 % 1000%
@sunshiny_botany3 ай бұрын
Love you Bill!
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamessanders1453 ай бұрын
As a Bills fan I deeply resent the fact that MAGA robbed me of the right to hate on the Chiefs for sports rivalry reasons and be vocal about it without looking like a basket case of their cultists.
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@go4it1293 ай бұрын
@@theycallmenickWell 90% if not more have been white
@firstlast82583 ай бұрын
Cry more
@jamessanders1453 ай бұрын
@@firstlast8258 Are you a Chiefs fan or MAGA?
@firstlast82583 ай бұрын
@@jamessanders145 takes a basket case to know a basket case 🤓🖕
@TomHendricksMusea3 ай бұрын
My opinion is that until gun manufacturers are a part of the discussion everything will stay the same.
@monstersrelease5563 ай бұрын
at 1:12....am I tripping or does Bill say "Triminal crial"?
@djohnspangler3 ай бұрын
You still might be trippin though
@davidlee18202 ай бұрын
I just love Bill Maher.
@jesteravrgjoe28883 ай бұрын
Two blk teens were arrested in Kansas City for the murder of 1 person, and injuring tens of others.
@Changethethinking3 ай бұрын
That's why the media covered it up because they were black
@user-fh6mc9du5n2 ай бұрын
Every time Bill refers to Melania's disgust of that thing she married, I can't help but smile.
@Splandrocity3 ай бұрын
Get Jon Stewart as a guest!
@greenman83 ай бұрын
Is there friction between Jon Stewart and Bill Maher? I know Jon is tight with Colbert, and Bill has been a critic of Stephen's show. I would hate to see a return of the late night Cat fights of the Letterman / Conan / Leno era.
@svscared3 ай бұрын
@@greenman8It would certainly seem like there's beef as they never even mention or acknowledge one another.
@paulbuerton81433 ай бұрын
Instead of saying Tayler Swift I said Tailered Shit. Been laughing all day😂😂😂
@jeffreyrace38003 ай бұрын
Love you Bill but next time you comment on a Biden gaff, keep in mind that you just said “triminal crial”.
@jasontheworldisyours3 ай бұрын
Stall and Delay
@likebot.3 ай бұрын
Great lawyers, both.
@dreamer505182 ай бұрын
may god bless this man!
@VeritasIncrebresco3 ай бұрын
Hey Bill I'm glad crime doesn't affect your life.
@theycallmenick3 ай бұрын
I love how they hide the part of the show where Ann Coulter tells everyone, "if the shooter was white we would know" and everyone laughs at her.... then she turns out to be 100% correct! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karinfend29803 ай бұрын
Mmmmh....this was a real good monologue 🤣👏
@barbarabruski90312 ай бұрын
YA BABY!THANK YOU VERY MUCH TRULY for the Colin Kaepernick "IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED!"
@elizabeth-tu7qz3 ай бұрын
oh stop, like all of us havent mispronounced something.
@promark53172 ай бұрын
Why is this show necessary if Bill agrees with the establishment status quo on literally every issue?
@peterk34742 ай бұрын
Bill "It's not racist when I do it; it's not genocide when we do it" Maher.
@Blue_3rd3 ай бұрын
I know it’s a bit OCD but I wish the stage manager would straighten Bill’s glasses! 😂
@corinnewinter-rousset16503 ай бұрын
Ear is higher on one side. Me too.
@Chimchimchu3 ай бұрын
I see I wasn't the only one thinking this. Crooked glasses ruin what otherwise might be a good talk.
@GrandmaDee2 ай бұрын
I had the same problem. It was my ears. Not the glasses. True story. No human body is totally symmetrical
@dasstigma2 ай бұрын
@@Chimchimchu I agree. Because the eyes are so important for listening.
@dagordon10412 ай бұрын
I've noticed that too. Thought they'd be straightened after the first night they were crooked, but alas, no.
@guygrindborg77322 ай бұрын
Wow, Maher pulled a Spoonerism, "Trumps Triminal Crial". Beautiful.
@TheVid543 ай бұрын
C is for Coulter and...
@michaelmalone74083 ай бұрын
The joke about identity groups hoping they weren’t the mass shooter is an amazing joke!
@michaelh20012 ай бұрын
Johnny Depp's Birthday, that would make sense for a mattress sale 😂 🎤 🫳
@michaelh4113 ай бұрын
The most trusted Man in media.
@andydondy64443 ай бұрын
Where the heck is melania🤔🤔 that prenup trump had on her must be ironclad👍👍
@Jake-co3wk3 ай бұрын
Melania is paid to be there; interesting that Trump asked where Haley's husband is.
@jortiz11253 ай бұрын
Talk about lack of awareness…
@jonny-b49543 ай бұрын
How is part of the episode on KZfaq before full episode is on HBO Max? Wtf? Hahah
@GrinchDec233 ай бұрын
Never heard of trailers huh
@jonny-b49543 ай бұрын
@@GrinchDec23Sarcasm? They don't release trailers for episodes of Bill Maher. This clearly isn't a trailer. They release snippets of the full episode, always after uploading on HBO Max. First time the episode wasn't on HBO Max when I see them on KZfaq. It's weird.
@GrinchDec233 ай бұрын
@@jonny-b4954 I have seen it happen before...a good 10 times in the last 2 years
@sicknado3 ай бұрын
Thats hilarious
@GrinchDec233 ай бұрын
Quite often cable channels do bizarre things and reschedule programs or outright replace "misplace" them depending where you are
@ericarona85993 ай бұрын
1:10 Triminal Crial🤣🤣🤣
@ShortFuseFighting2 ай бұрын
what happened to real time this week? i cant find torrents for it anywhere. did it not air?
@redbyrd64Ай бұрын
It makes sense for mattress sales if President Clinton was being honored on President’s Day
@CyGea3 ай бұрын
The mattress sale, is to remind people to flip their mattress. You should do it at least once a year.
@HolisticPeacenik3 ай бұрын
Does anyone loathe Ann Coulter as much as I do? I could barely watch this show because she was on. Maybe the better question is what has Ann Coulter ever done to make the world a better place? It seems like she's always against everything.
@chrisjordan75923 ай бұрын
Makes me cringe, my eyes and ears actually hurt. I thought it was just me. 🎉
@EnlightenedIllusions3 ай бұрын
I serta want to know too? 😆
@atticusark2 ай бұрын
Did anyone catch 'Triminal Crial'? 😂
@glcostin3 ай бұрын
Just a friendly reminder that the DOJ wasted a year contemplating bringing charges against Trump… 🤦🏻♂️
@Goawaykidyoubotherme3 ай бұрын
So the guy Obama wanted on the supreme court is maga. Ok then
@dancepiglover3 ай бұрын
Trump is the only one who can make a valentine greeting into being all about him. He makes absolutely everything about himself.
@terrq51503 ай бұрын
Trump is getting Malania mixed up with Alina Habba
@13mrservon3 ай бұрын
Love it Love it Love it that Bill had absolutely NOTHING to say about Fani!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@omvegan2 ай бұрын
So much time passed because Merrick Garland sat on his hands he didn't want it to look like he was doing it for political reasons so he just didn't do it until they came up with that Congressional committee on January 6th that Liz Cheney did a good job of forcing it out into the public consciousness and forcing Merrick Garland to do something about. Although Georgia I don't know why it took so long. The documents thing that should just continue on maybe they'll get to that. But that's being handled by a judge who likes trump,
@dbmagee213 ай бұрын
If Taylor swift had anything to do w the sb victory then I’m glad I’m a chiefs fan. Cmon Taylor,one more season please!
@michaelhuguet32282 ай бұрын
Did he say Triminal Crial? Lmao
@margaretenglund17493 ай бұрын
this was hilarious
@billwilliams48772 ай бұрын
I wish someone would go back and get all bills comments about immigration over the years. I remember in 2004 when he was saying immigration was at net zero and no big deal. Whoever puts that montage together will get some views.
@FR-ty5vn3 ай бұрын
Was I the only one who caught “Triminal Crials?” 😂😂
@stevenwilkinson20312 ай бұрын
Benedict Donald duck.
@abelovedsonofGodinwhomHeis35-63 ай бұрын
Oh my God its a triminal crial, the first in history.
@mickpriestley3 ай бұрын
1:12 - "The first triminal crial"
@tbecker972042 ай бұрын
Well, we know of at least *ONCE* Melania couldn't "distract and delay."
@AB-hn6gb3 ай бұрын
I love the irony of the seals clapping at a Trump cultist joke. Do any of you own a mirror?
@screaminpman3 ай бұрын
Sounds like you got your feelings hurt 😢😂
@AB-hn6gb3 ай бұрын
@@screaminpman Nope, just pointing out the irony, seal. Clap away.
@screaminpman3 ай бұрын
@@AB-hn6gb Whatever you gotta tell yourself 😆
@edwardpoe73233 ай бұрын
Waaaah see the difference is Biden supporters don't worship Biden we plan to vote for him and when chump loses again what are you going to do? People will be ready this time.
@v.06243 ай бұрын
Yeah, as Independent I say both political parties are cultists. If people don't vote on policies and track record and vote on party line but then whine and complain when things don't go well with what is happening in their daily life due to a politician's policies then they are a cultist and part of the problem. The intelligent voters are ones who vote for a candidate based on policies and track record and also know not to trust a politician when during an election year changes his or her tune on a policy just to get votes. Since the politician had 3.5 years to do something if that policy truly meant something to the politician. Because once elected, the politician is going to behave as she or he did just like those 3.5 years and not pretending to care about the policy and only cares during election year if it's a policy important to the voters. Especially if there is talk about doing it from the politican once elected again and not actions in showing how important the policy is to the politican right then and there to implement the policy if the policy was so darn important. Election years are when politicans act like they care about various subjects, but their policies and track record for the 3.5 years tells the voters how the politicians truly feel about the policies and the people of the country. Some people act like there is not any other candiadtes besides democrat or republician to vote and votes for their candidate without looking at all candiates. It's also why there is cultists form both parties.
@bobbydigi2010722 ай бұрын
"First Triminal Crial". Only in America can we engage in a modified process of law. Trump does do 'Wonders'.I wish him the best, Sike!!
@AlternativeElvis3 ай бұрын
Conservative men embarrassing themselves in front of pretty Liberal ladies is a tale old as time.
@Changethethinking3 ай бұрын
Yeah those liberal ladies with tattoos all over their bodies rings in their nose purple hair. Couldn't cook a meal if they tried
@ericbunch29323 ай бұрын
Did he say triminal crial?!😅
@tophat21153 ай бұрын
the NY trial he will likely be convicted by May
@jamesjackovich58863 ай бұрын
And next week's episode Spanky goes to trial
@user-my3op9qq9s2 ай бұрын
Bill is one of the most outdated late night show host I've ever seen. His words hold no weight into what to expect
@Continentalmunkey882 ай бұрын
2:27 with Garfield, the second
@HUGDABLOCKTV3 ай бұрын
Hey bill, when you put you red shoes on remember nothing can stop what’s coming 😂
@edwardpoe73233 ай бұрын
Ooh is it another red wave? Scary,
@stevenwilkinson20312 ай бұрын
Gun laws needed
@arraymac2272 ай бұрын
The first triminal crial??? I thought I was bad saying 'fission or chick' at supper tonight...
@TheRealPaulMarshall2 ай бұрын
He can't possibly do his make-up in the car. The required compressor for a firehose of orange simply will not fit.
@greenman83 ай бұрын
Why am I not getting RealTime on HBO Max?
@greenman83 ай бұрын
Ironic, I watch the Monologue here because HBO Max is not providing tonight's show, then at the end, a Banner ad for HBO Max.
@everymann62003 ай бұрын
That makes two of us...
@greenman83 ай бұрын
@@everymann6200 It's on. I think someone in charge of the video-capture-stream gadget forgot to hit 'send'. Probably had to wait to get a copy from another server.
@Full_Beans3 ай бұрын
I never made it passed “triminal crial”.
@r0y42 ай бұрын
He said Triminal Crial
@rjmidnite2 ай бұрын
Bill Ann cutler was right ! Remember you acted smug and think you know everything? We all have seen it for years now and either you’re out of touch or don’t really care???????? Must of been her magical powers???? Bill !!
@DawnOfTheDead9913 ай бұрын
Of course Bill "doesn't know" who committed the Super Bowl shooting.
@Ponzi-Coin3 ай бұрын
1:11 "But, uh, the first triminal crial....."
@carsondenny19863 ай бұрын
Bill, you loudly smacked your lips four times, FOUR times, during one monologue joke. It has gotten out of control.
@c.r.parish59083 ай бұрын
Is he still touching his belt buckle, as Mellencamp pointed out???
@ender0033 ай бұрын
@@c.r.parish5908 That always creeps me out a bit.
@chrisjordan75923 ай бұрын
It is code for: laugh or you're banned for life!
@leechap33 ай бұрын
Someone on his team needs to tell him about that. It is a very annoying tick.
@user-rq7hv6lf8c3 ай бұрын
1:12 The first triminal crial...
@hob9763 ай бұрын
This one was a little lazy...
@xx80313 ай бұрын
"85" - "Take a good look in the mirror "AMERICA"! -- "Does trump have to pay, if he dies"?