That dude at 1:03, heh. Standing completely still while the fireworks go off behind and then suddenly he realizes "Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be dead now, sorry"

7:12 man dies on fire "OH CRAP OH MAN THATS BAD KARMA" WTF BRO

Loud explosion happens Silent assassin bonus nice.

4:08 spontaneous splits are spontaneous.

For that this game is about killing people, the death animations are... modest.

0:51 very brutal death

1:28 don't do drugs kids.😅😅😅

This was the first Hitman game I played - I know alot of people would argue that it wasn't the best, but I actually really enjoyed it! I also recently completed Blood Money, which is another I enjoyed! I remember watching some youtubers playing Hitman and I thought to myself ''I might like this game'' so I tried it and wasn't disappointed. Granted I've only been able to play anything that's backwards compatible with the Xbox One (so some of the older games, I either have to dig out my 360 to play those, or just watch gameplay vids online). Really wish I'd got into this series sooner!

0:50 Most Realistic Death Animation Ever.

1:38 when she fell I couldn’t hold back my laughter At least she died happy XD

5:48 I think it is common sense that you should not piss on an fuse box

This is why Hitman Absolution is an absolute beautiful game the mechanics and accidental assassinations cool imagine this game released to PS4 with more game modes

dead body found solider: "Oh its probably nothing"

Frank Owens just stands perfectly still at 0:58 - Not even slightly bothered.

1:45 HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? 😂😂😂😂

7:04 *sees someone burning to death* "Aww crap, what happened? Bad karma man..."

i love absolution, awesome game

How come the guards where not suspicious when doctor valentine was exploded in the cage even though there was blood

The AI in these games are pretty fucking dumb tbh. Like that one lady who walked right into the electrified water, when clearly sparks could be seen coming off it. lol.

7:10 "Bad karma, man!"

6:58 music to my ears

I'M FREEEEE!!!!

4:08 "Ee......"

i have hitman 2016 although it is a good game, just wish they made it a bit more flash like absolution, with the blood effects and slow motion for consecutive headshots, or a remastered version for ps4

Absolution was a great game, screw the haters.

We are the bug community. We have taken her. She is free now.

4:07 when i try to do the splits

Funny kills!!! these pro player kill nice play

Is that the scream from Rust at 7:00?

That Girl's moves are badass :3

"OUTSTANDING!" 👏👏👏

0:50 Achievement Get, Kill Bill. Will anyone get this reference?

Hahahaha the iron kill was so funny. Excellent video

Makes me want to get up and play right now 👍

Best stealth kills I never saw

First scene: Doctor explodes, nobody around gives a shit.

You deserve so many more subs

wow, don't fuckk with victoria 😂

lol frank owens just stood there and took the fire works when a normal person would run away from the sparks and the explosion

Nice play style indeed👌🏻👌🏻

The last sequence when they come at her one at a time *face palm*

8:34 when my younger sibling crosses his limits

7:02 That's what you call hot sauce ROFLMFAO

Heather McCarthy gets the award for worst actress ever in a dying scene at 2:17-2:21. 😂

So good!!!!

🤯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So much lens flare, J.J Abrams would be proud!

A pro hitman doesn't reload after every shot...

You're goin to catch the grond!

3:18 hearing this against my ear hurt a bit

King!

the best hitman game ever made

U know whatever Hitman u pick to play but eventually u turn back to Hitman blood money for the soundtracks

OMG, you killed Dr Steve Blum!!!

brutal killing 😈

that sauce really was hot

Dexter: Where is that bald fu-*Murdered by screwdriver*

4:08 do the bruh

The barbershop one if jacksepticeye work in a barbershop

Absolution-one love♡

6:57 When Tom & Jerry...

Killer

fug, that was good

lol that picture though XD just cut my moustache ok no need to cut hair

he just kills them so easily... he makes it look simple

6:57 that scream is very familiar...

1:45 vıyyyyyyyy

Did you forgot the assassination of Sanchez ?

8:13 when you wait a ice cream truck runs that guy over I heard that from a video of game Easter eggs

4:25 dexter never give 47 advise

Well, the sisters, somebody sure they are the pros?

I can't believe that hitman 2016 has poor graphics than this. Looks like too much focus on maps made the character details go lesser in quality than the overall texture which is slightly better than Absolution.

1:48 Wtf. XD

Edward Ashford, like other game have the same name for the character, and same job.

Unrealistic when i saw guys with ump 45 and the woman shot guy in the stomach i realised they were wearing bulletproof vest unrealistic

Absolution look more like a movie. It's more immersive

I love these videos. I must be sick in the head :P

1:56 on drugs

2:40 *Silent Assassination* I truly beg to differ

and then they say UUGHH BUT HITMAN ABSOLUTION IS NOT A GOOD GAME UUUGHH then why did it get a 10/10 on every single console?

Isn't Edward Ashford also a name of a character in Resident Evil: Code Veronica?

6:58 sound like toms scream

dude its animations are far better than 6

I beat this game 5 times and I only did 4 of all that deaths

4:07 when you not gymnast enough for a split

GODLIKE DUDE! I JUST FINISHED ABSOLUTION BUT NOT LIKE THAT! STARTING OVER

I have this game!

damn that’s a lot of lens flare

hahah I poisoned Layla too

1:47 XDdDdD

1:30 she is on flakka

Is nobody going to talk about that girl at the end?

game$$

Idk why but for me Hitman absolution graphics are better than the remake

Łiiiiiiiii

I'M FREEEEE

Even though I didn't really like hitman absolution at that time, now I realize how much better it was then the last hitman in every sense of the word. The last hitman is just some empty, tasteless and incipide prealfa footage of a 6 mission game.

All right this convinced me not to play Hitman Absolution lmao

yolo

The girl at 1:25 😂🤣