Monty Python - The Black Knight

Monty Python - The Black Knight - Tis But A Scratch

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A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in which the Black Knight valiantly denies King Arthur from crossing his bridge (or rather a plank of wood) and loses all of his limbs in the process.

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@mr.mysterious186 5 жыл бұрын

"Tis' but a Scratch." "A SCRATCH?! Your arms are off!" "No, it isn't."

@theresarayner5726 4 жыл бұрын

"Look ya stupid bastard, you got no arms left!" "Yes I have!" "LOOK!" "Just a flesh wound."

@michaelsshawn1604 4 жыл бұрын

That parts clownin 😂😂

@Falorem 4 жыл бұрын

Then what’s that right there? I’ve had worse

@brettbaglio1550 4 жыл бұрын

"'Tis but a scratch." "A _scratch_ ?! Your arm's off!" "No, it isn't."

@Gunanter 4 жыл бұрын

"I've had worse"

@vkingsley3 3 жыл бұрын

The guy literally started his victory prayer and got kicked in the face by an armless warrior🤣

@calus_bath_water 3 жыл бұрын

Yes we saw the video

@W74_Pizza 3 жыл бұрын

One could say he was *unarmed*

@CursedAlfie 3 жыл бұрын

now your likes number shall stay the funny!

@sleepyg1204 3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@LNYC16 3 жыл бұрын

You may have my 999th like good sir

@russellcrawley3299 Жыл бұрын

"...... It's just a flesh wound.". Easily one of the greatest lines in cinema history.

@smackingjack425awesome3 Жыл бұрын

Not as great as these lines: “You can’t handle the truth!” -A Few Good Men “You…Are…A…TOY!!!” -Toy Story “Get away from her, you bitch!” -Aliens

@gofkurself Жыл бұрын

Get away from her you bitch sent chills down my spine when I was a kid. That whole part when Ripley goes back to get newt would have me on the edge of my seat. I was 8 when that movie came out and I still remember watching that so many times when I was a kid on the edge of my seat each and every time like I hadn't seen it before. Like something different was gonna happen. 80s movies were awesome

@alan30189 Жыл бұрын

I use that term myself, whenever I have any kind of bleeding wound. 😂🤣

@erikb8877 Жыл бұрын

Mandela effect has me remembering the line, “tis merely a flesh wound”

@KeithX2024 Жыл бұрын

2:10

@TomTimothyThomasgoes Жыл бұрын

Fun fact : the Black Knight’s coat of arms is a boar.. a creature known for ignoring deadly wounds to keep fighting.

@Lupinthe3rd. 8 ай бұрын

got to love those subtle details they put into this film

@sirjanska9575 6 ай бұрын

Sounds like the sort of detail Terry Gilliam came up with.

@parker99able 2 ай бұрын

You straight up took that from a comment made 2 years ago you Pansy 😂

@pirbird14 Ай бұрын

But Arthur was the Boar of Cornwall. In one story, he had to obtain the "mirror, scissors, and comb" from between the ears of a large, wild boar called "the Boar of Cornwall". He did this for a friend who need these items to give a king in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. It was this incident that gave Arthur the name, Boar of Cornwall.

@WhoIsLyriel 3 жыл бұрын

He litterally just said “No.” to death.

@frostychips8939 3 жыл бұрын

He's like 🖤no

@Moxxxix 3 жыл бұрын

Death be like: understandable have a good day Death rates drop to zero

@jennifercorbett8640 3 жыл бұрын

"Actually, fuck dying!"

@boredman7855 3 жыл бұрын

"Its time to go" "No"

@plasmabolts4077 3 жыл бұрын

His ability to die is a bugs ability to think past eat, drink, stay away from big animal because it eat small animal

@tristanwalhain8601 4 жыл бұрын

Like how he goes from speaking like: "I move... for no man" to "Chicken, chicken!"

@theguy6037 4 жыл бұрын

It's like his brain cells were distributed throughout his limbs. More limbs cut, the stupider he gets

@arcnarc 4 жыл бұрын

He's delusional from lack of blood

@perpetualheadache6124 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Fukei_Mono 4 жыл бұрын

I also love how Arthur went from "O brave knight......." to "you stupid bastard".

@anormalhuman2662 3 жыл бұрын

@@Fukei_Mono true

@Andominicus Жыл бұрын

"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so." Fits this scene so well

@_C66 Жыл бұрын

Here from oversimplified around u?

@Neuwey331 Жыл бұрын

@@_C66 Probably not, the wise quote is probably popular among philosophers.

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

haha! pro

@G_Macks Жыл бұрын

It’s funny because the writer made this scene because he hated that quote

@Resi1ience Жыл бұрын

@MADVOCATE 000 A lot of people forget that Sun Tzu's stuff, and old war literature and philosophy don't _really_ apply nowadays. A victor is definitely victorious when he uses aerial carpet bombs.

@magnusvonbraun9870 Жыл бұрын

The black knight guy is possibly one of the most powerful characters in fiction.

@The_whales Жыл бұрын

Thanos has been real silent after this….

@StarWithAPencil Жыл бұрын

Goku has been real silent after this....

@yajurraghavan4193 Жыл бұрын

Saitama wants to fight him.

@yajurraghavan4193 Жыл бұрын

Alien X created him.

@dixie4104 Жыл бұрын

Galactus, darksied, Thanos, and Superman, got nothing on the black knight!

@sergiovelasquez9976 5 жыл бұрын

*Loses both arms and legs* "Alright! We'll call it a draw." What a legend.

@anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@valerian_insomniac 5 жыл бұрын

*looses legs* "I'll bite your legs off!' What a leg-end. Ill go...

@badwolfo2585 5 жыл бұрын

Better then Aniken

@ask4982 5 жыл бұрын

ValenBelle Ah you shouldn’t have self deprecated on the end there, otherwise it would have been epic. You gotta own it

@isaacthecold3802 4 жыл бұрын

Mordhau in a nutshell

@mukuro8033 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love how he turned from "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to "chicken chickeeen"

@dorkbrandon4422 Жыл бұрын

I love how all the Knights fear and respect Tim the enchanter but then once they see just a rabbit at the cave entrance Sir Robin calls Tim a Tit and a manky Scots Git

@ChelseaBrownBlatchford 11 ай бұрын

You mean “None Shall Pass”

@jarrettowens6073 9 ай бұрын

Turned from fearsome to someone so annoying you just want them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

@Comkill117 Жыл бұрын

"Your arm's off!" "No it isn't!" "Well what's that then?" "...I've had worse."

@k-boi420 Жыл бұрын

You liar!

@Aselloutguy 10 ай бұрын

BRO WAS SAYING NUH-UH BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR

@TonyEnglandUK 9 ай бұрын

I wish I could see the fight where the Black Knight had worse.

@Pilgrimsnugget123 3 ай бұрын

YOU LIAR!!!!!!

@simplywatching2470 2 ай бұрын

"come on, you pansy!"

@connor-cx5wc 3 жыл бұрын

*gets all four limbs cut off* _“Alright, we’ll call it a draw!”_

@enderite4289 3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Wong what

@sanejthekkekkara6037 3 жыл бұрын

@@enderite4289 joke

@bigironmando2234 3 жыл бұрын

@@stevegibson2386 exactly so technically Vietnam wins by forfeit

@redacted5934 3 жыл бұрын

@Victor Lara you lost to some rice farmers

@mrwhatshisname2526 3 жыл бұрын

@@redacted5934I'm going to pretend of this as a joke, because A: It's the internet And B: this is a video funnie.

@LOEKASH 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: John Cleese wrote this scene because he hates the saying "you never truly lose until you give up"

@teardrop6392 3 жыл бұрын

Really? If so kudos to him, that quote always bothered me. At least it made this masterpiece of a scene.

@harryantino 3 жыл бұрын

@@teardrop6392 I think it’s a good quote but when applied properly 😂

@noahshad09 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a good saying if you use it right, if you are talking about a country vs country type of thing, But in the way that he thought of it I see where he is coming from.

@roc-noK 3 жыл бұрын

ok i read that as “john cheese” and i

@vicsomeone 3 жыл бұрын

Brexit in a nutshell. 🤦‍♂️

@randallrona9618 Жыл бұрын

"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" "I'M INVINCIBLE!" One of the best lines I've ever heard. 😆😂🤣

@BurttheBard 10 ай бұрын

Arthur had a clear advantage - he was on horseback the whole fight

@Xiao_LingV69 Ай бұрын

*Nameless Knight (ES) nearly beating a Tank, Wizard, and other who I don’t know”

@KryptedGhost 3 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *cuts off Anakin’s arm and legs Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch

@emmanuelelozano 3 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi: but i have the high ground.

@ArkaSaurusRex218 3 жыл бұрын

@@emmanuelelozano Fine, well call it a draw then.

@maxbjork7804 3 жыл бұрын

I HATE U

@KryptedGhost 3 жыл бұрын

Max Björk you were my my brother sir Anakin. I loved you

@randomfolk9545 3 жыл бұрын

It would probably instantly cauterize him so he would more or less be ok

@bitingicecream 4 жыл бұрын

Arthur: *slitghly taps black night’s arm* arm: *falls off*

@Asweetlovesong 4 жыл бұрын

Tis but a scratch

@bitingicecream 4 жыл бұрын

Lily Balogh true

@reisushi3459 4 жыл бұрын

Arthur: *slightly taps black night's arm Arm: *ight imma head out*

@bitingicecream 4 жыл бұрын

when your brother steals your lego so you cut his arm *get nae nae’d*

@jimhuffman9434 4 жыл бұрын

It's a godly sharp sword

@royhardingiv1244 Жыл бұрын

I'll always love this scene. The fact that the Black Knight sounds so badass before they fight just makes it funnier.

@mattmorehouse9685 6 ай бұрын

True. The "I move... for no man." is so deep, then the black knight's voice gets more high pitched and shrill. Though I suppose it is understandable considering what he's gone through.

@TheLobsterCopter5000 22 күн бұрын

The guy survived having his arms and legs cut off. He IS a badass.

@unsungzero6122 9 ай бұрын

"We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer-" *BAM* That part gets me every time 🤣

@tobiasladengast7488 4 жыл бұрын

2020 be like: January: Tis but a scratch February: Just a flesh wound March: I'm invincible! April: Allright. We'll call it a draw

@PlagueDoctorLife 4 жыл бұрын

May: Ohhh I see, running away ey??

@primpromnom1650 4 жыл бұрын

How June about to be: you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you!

@headedhornet30 4 жыл бұрын

July: I'll bite your legs off!

@greenleafgaming6933 4 жыл бұрын

Funniest comment i seen in a while

@aarongothmann7247 4 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe this was written before anybody experienced May 2020.

@tacoblude8208 3 жыл бұрын

This happened like 1000 years ago, so the black knight is probably still sitting in some secluded British forest without his arms or legs

@sergeantmajor9938 3 жыл бұрын

He is, I see him occasionally

@colton5475 3 жыл бұрын

Relly? Where at I've seen him out in Scotland for some reason

@esalvador4197 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, its probably like 1200's

@jackattackanims8387 3 жыл бұрын

@@colton5475 yeah I saw him rolling around here too

@blankblank5409 3 жыл бұрын

Nope probably happened only 600 to 900 years ago which is nothing

@rohitchaoji Жыл бұрын

The absolute zero pause when he says "None shall pass" for the second time is some of the best comedic timing

@whitewolf-yd2nf Жыл бұрын

The kick to the head when Arthur is praying always gets me 😂 then the "you stupid bastard!" 😂

@huygfc4257 4 жыл бұрын

his skill is level 1 but his attitude is over 999.

@dragonatoryt4141 3 жыл бұрын

How dare yo insult the black knight

@KubilaySavs 3 жыл бұрын

He put all his upgrade points into health

@stix8371 3 жыл бұрын

His health it's... IT'S OVER 9000!!!

@nickkayfabe6147 3 жыл бұрын

More like determination, I’m surprised frisk was able to save and load in undertale because if this guy were there, frisk would just be doomed the moment they had 1 HP without items

@tashkent561 3 жыл бұрын

Strenght 1, Charisma 100

@genuinesaucy 6 жыл бұрын

I love how they're fighting to the death over crossing a 3-foot creek bridge

@Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer 6 жыл бұрын

wars have been started for less

@kcz1093 5 жыл бұрын

ikr, the absurdity is they easily could have just climbed over the creek bed in a different area without having to cross the bridge or confront the black knight. Also its never revealed why the black knight was so determined to protect it

@Evil_gremlin 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of for honour when 3 retards fight over water

@DTux5249 5 жыл бұрын

I mean, a war was fought over 2 countries fighting over who owned *one, singular* , camel

@DTux5249 5 жыл бұрын

@TV-94 true

@BowserHatGamer 10 ай бұрын

Every iconic quote: "You make me sad. So be it!" "None shall pass." "Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. What's that then?" "We thank thee lord, that in thy- (Gets kicked in the head)" "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound." "Chicken! Chickeen!" "What are you gonna do, bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE!" "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"

@bigbears420 Жыл бұрын

I love how casual he is and still convincing him he can fight while he’s probably dead from blood loss 2 minutes later

@TheFirstAndLastObserver Жыл бұрын

Cap.

@bigbears420 Жыл бұрын

@@TheFirstAndLastObserver if you lose any limb you are dead quick without medical attention

@TheFirstAndLastObserver Жыл бұрын

@@bigbears420 not the black knight.

@thomasraines1396 10 ай бұрын

The Black Knight is immortal.

@lokiijustwannasleep7865 3 жыл бұрын

"None shall pass" "What?" "NONE SHALL PASS"

@emmanuelelozano 3 жыл бұрын

Gandalf before when he became a great wizard

@dancrane3807 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever someone says "What" to me, I repeat the same thing I said, only very loudly, like they didn't hear it the first time.

@elgourdo2539 3 жыл бұрын

As soon as i saw the comment they said the lines

@adamon5577 3 жыл бұрын

Dudes name none: Okay then

@elfasto2255 3 жыл бұрын

It’s treason, then..

@jamesesterline 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: When he has only one leg left he's being played by a guy with only one limb. The rest of the scenes he is played by a normal dude.

@masonr.powers7196 5 жыл бұрын

James Esterline+ Where are his arms? Tucked into his shirt?

@rampantbuckler818 4 жыл бұрын

oh shit

@nagiiboo 4 жыл бұрын

Not so fun now that you said that......

@rampantbuckler818 4 жыл бұрын

@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly

@rampantbuckler818 4 жыл бұрын

@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly

@skykrasher4475 Жыл бұрын

Over 40 years old and this scene remains iconic to this day

@TheSmart-CasualGamer Жыл бұрын

This guy is the epitome of rolling below a three for every potential skill check, then miraculously pass a Survival Check and rolling 20s for all your saving throws. Also, given that he's taking all this damage and seemingly not noticing at all, he probably IS invincible.

@knightofarkronia9968 6 ай бұрын

Or perhaps he’s simply too stupid to notice.

@rokkraljkolesa9317 3 ай бұрын

Zealot Barbarian doesn't die until rage wears off

@carlito8582 4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it the black knight was using 000.00001% of his true power

@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832 3 жыл бұрын

All his power was store in his left arm and he was just toying with Arthur but then Arthur cut his arm of.

@trashpanda850 3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to asume that he even used any of his power.

@BirdRaiserE 3 жыл бұрын

Esto el fin, Arthur....

@thecrazyfriend5491 3 жыл бұрын

Black knight vs shaggy. Who’s with me!?!

@apollyonsbrother5586 3 жыл бұрын

ThTs true because his arm and legs fell off and he didn’t react so this tells us he is stronger than he seems

@gamingwithandre99 3 жыл бұрын

Black Knight's stats: Attack: 50 Defense: 20 Speed: 10 HP: Over 9000

@builderdude3428 2 жыл бұрын

How much is upgrading

@huynguyenquang7435 2 жыл бұрын

@@builderdude3428 cost arms and legs

@builderdude3428 2 жыл бұрын

@@huynguyenquang7435 ok

@builderdude3428 2 жыл бұрын

@@huynguyenquang7435 casually cuts off arms & legs, for max level upgrading "Is this enough" Says buyer

@sevenkagami5345 2 жыл бұрын

Unique skill aquired

@SmubFinger 7 ай бұрын

"I move. For no man." such powerful delivery on that. The repeated "none shall pass" cutting off the what probably my favorite part of all of this

@sheldoncooper3706 Жыл бұрын

"A scratch?! Your arm's off!" "No, it isn't." "LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!!!!!" "Yes, I have." Some of the greatest comebacks in cinematic history

@TheCrunchbite 4 ай бұрын

Greatest movie in history

@Grandmaster_Dragonborn 3 жыл бұрын

*Knight loses every single limb* “Tis but a scratch” *Anakin: Frantically takes notes* 📝

@tekelupharsin4426 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious cross-reference. Thanks for the chuckle.

@dazios6499 3 жыл бұрын

Kowalski writed down Kowalski: Noted

@sarasullivan2188 3 жыл бұрын

Someone actually wrote a decent Star Wars fanfic involving this scene. The fic is called: Tis But a Scratch, by Do a Barrel Roll.

@Hazzelgamer-oe8fs 3 жыл бұрын

Its just a flesh wound

@firstconsul7286 3 жыл бұрын

"Write that down! Write that down!"

@mr_rapthor 5 жыл бұрын

This must be the ancestor of deadpool

@MysticIceFire 5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Rapthor but- when did he have kids then?..

@reinstriver5432 5 жыл бұрын

probably before having his limbs cut off

@Manfacerobloxmanlydude 5 жыл бұрын

@@reinstriver5432 He still has one limb, if you know what I mean

@reinstriver5432 5 жыл бұрын

That's the one I don't have ;-;

@shwjrmrk7619 5 жыл бұрын

Demon lord rimuru u got discord?

@vanillavitch_ Жыл бұрын

“Look you stupid bastard you’ve got no arms left!” Favourite line of all time 😂

@TheyCallMeNis 2 ай бұрын

The unexpected kick to the head kills me everytime 1:51

@thesexybatman263 3 жыл бұрын

Death: "Come, my child, your time has come." Black Knight: *ＮＯ* Death: "ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ"

@CartoonyPirate 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .....

@unitytroughsocialisam2163 3 жыл бұрын

@@CartoonyPirate Demoni k laughing

@Christian-dk5uo 3 жыл бұрын

Black knight: *Literally got shred into pieces* Black knight:Dumb b*tch

@DinnerMuffin 3 жыл бұрын

1,000th like!

@skullyskaric7779 3 жыл бұрын

look you stupid bastard you got no arms left! 0_0

@oscarmadejski3913 3 жыл бұрын

"no it isn't" "then whats that then?" *looks down at arm* "I've had worse

@amaliakrecik8250 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't say who's it is if he says that the arm isn't his.

@dudeman6592 3 жыл бұрын

YOU LIAR!

@chasesmith5216 3 жыл бұрын

@@dudeman6592 black knight: "c'mon you pansy"

@praisethesun5873 3 жыл бұрын

@@chasesmith5216 Victory is mine

@jamesnialG 3 жыл бұрын

We all watched the same video dude, but I'm glad to see you got the joke.

@devenrobinson6861 6 ай бұрын

“Oleright we’ll call it a draw” gets me every time 😂😂😂

@Lettuce-win 10 ай бұрын

They all actin chill because “Tis But A Scratch”

@arealteletubby1923 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact : the symbol on the black knight's tunic is a boar which is know to be heavily injured but to still fight

@abithefallenhuman921 3 жыл бұрын

It's also the symbol of the Campbell Clan. (same as how the golden dragon is the symbol of House Pendragon)

@00_rei90 2 жыл бұрын

Until you put a round in its head

@Cactuardude 2 жыл бұрын

@@00_rei90 but if you shoot the black knight in the head he will still survive

@seanspindleshanks2529 2 жыл бұрын

God, thos movie is so good

@Someoneyeeted 2 жыл бұрын

But he isn't heavily injured tis but a scratch

@blengdiabloed7335 3 жыл бұрын

"a man who never admits defeat never loses" and this man is the embodiment of that. literally.

@jamesrichardii9075 3 жыл бұрын

You mean disembodiment right?

@housel9352 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesrichardii9075 HA

@Enaz19 3 жыл бұрын

@General Grievous Hello there

@blengdiabloed7335 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesrichardii9075 perhaps lol

@imaginternet 3 жыл бұрын

So doomguy

@paulandkat314 Жыл бұрын

This never gets old... doesn't matter how many times I watch it. Comedy gold!

@orrie1911 7 ай бұрын

it's the little dance at 1:59 that has me crying every single time

@adamb89 5 жыл бұрын

Just like arguing with a Flat-Earther.

@linebeckthejohoe4876 4 жыл бұрын

Adam B How dare you. The Black Knight is far superior to those dunces!

@brettbaglio1550 4 жыл бұрын

Adam B As well as arguing with someone on the opposite side as you when it comes to politics.

@papounator8843 4 жыл бұрын

@@brettbaglio1550 More on the extreme side though. It's possible to have a passive and rational argument without throwing shit pies at one another. We're not savages.

@derbigpr500 4 жыл бұрын

@@brettbaglio1550 Well it's not , because both sides of political arguments are equally dumb.

@opalander 4 жыл бұрын

@@derbigpr500 Not when it's backed by centuries of science and common sense.

@EpicHotCheese 5 жыл бұрын

"Tis but a scratch!" - One of the most iconic line ever!

@amlivid3497 5 жыл бұрын

Did you see the new GT2RS beat the record?

@EpicHotCheese 5 жыл бұрын

@@amlivid3497Yes, I've seen it!

@vulfura 4 жыл бұрын

“What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?”

@isaiahp.4609 4 жыл бұрын

Just a flesh wound

@cannydoee9612 Жыл бұрын

"you make me sad" will forever be favorite line

@hardickmcfondle2956 7 ай бұрын

No one ever mentions the very subtle "woop" when he has his first arm cut off 😂 like he tripped over a rock or something while walking, and it was no big deal, but he's slightly embaressed by it.. gets me every time.

@ki975 4 жыл бұрын

*get disintegrated on the atomic level* This guy: Tis but a scratch

@samarvora7185 4 жыл бұрын

You lie.

@braydenleclerc5529 4 жыл бұрын

He would say that in one of those echoey disembodied voices

@internetperson573 3 жыл бұрын

“Where is the black knight” “Gone reduced to atoms” “No I’m not come here and face me like a man”

@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal 3 жыл бұрын

@@internetperson573 ok you do realise that everything is atoms you can't be reduced to them you already are them

@internetperson573 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal false. Everything is MADE of atoms, to state that everything IS atoms is to say that everything is a single particle invisible to the naked eye, which is first not true in the slightest, and second, we are visible to the naked eye, so that disproves that we are in fact atoms. However, to the grand scale of the universe, you could consider all of humanity one single atom. And in fact, you can be reduced to atoms, if you were to somehow split apart the atoms that MAKE UP a human body. Please think before you type, and don’t reply to this without thinking, we all know what you not thinking looks like, I will be able to tell clearly

@onesmolbirb8434 6 жыл бұрын

*has one health* ‘‘Tis but a scratch”

@dustyfella 6 жыл бұрын

*is poisoned at the same time* 'Tis but a splinter

@onesmolbirb8434 6 жыл бұрын

hole lee shit 300 likes!

@urdnotwrex2538 6 жыл бұрын

one smol birb he needs to go into the pause menu and eat some cabbage

@tc_48 6 жыл бұрын

A scratch!? Your HP's on 1!

@EvilRaccoonDM 6 жыл бұрын

How I feel when im cocky in dark spuls"oh damn got no estus get hit once and all health is down from 1240 to 1 TIS BUT A SCRATCH"

@MrStevemur 10 ай бұрын

No matter how defeated you are, you can always yell “I’ll bite your legs off” and get points for style.

@Smarmyieatu32 Жыл бұрын

“I’ve had worse” so this means this has probably happened before and I guess his arms will grow back

@infraredsg4606 3 жыл бұрын

The Black Knight could've won after losing his arms if he strategically kicked Arthur between the legs

@bunger8469 2 жыл бұрын

Every men's weak spot.

@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts 2 жыл бұрын

He went easy on Arthur that’s why he didn’t use all his power

@DefaultDerrick 2 жыл бұрын

He did though as he was getting up lol you didn't hear the grunt?

@lusir. 2 жыл бұрын

he did at 1:58

@justinnamuco9096 2 жыл бұрын

I was anticipating that.

@HeckinBrandon 5 жыл бұрын

“I’m invincible!” “You’re a looney.”

@LeandroSouza-pl9gb 4 жыл бұрын

"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!"

@lonlixz2879 4 жыл бұрын

“Come on then”

@TumbleTrashOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

they say "tis but a scratch is the best line", I say no, IM INVINCIBLE

@todortodorov2762 3 жыл бұрын

I read it in their voices...

@MAC-xl5dn 3 жыл бұрын

Alright we'll call it a draw

@uhhangel 7 ай бұрын

whos here after herbert quoted this

@heimpai2282 7 ай бұрын

That's how he was last year with his shoulder and ribs lmfao

@zckls Жыл бұрын

I like how when King Arthur gets exasperated, Chapman just lets his accent go a little bit Northern.

@JackBurtonsReflexes 8 ай бұрын

Little bit Midlands more like. Leicester, innit.

@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 2 жыл бұрын

Black Knight: Gets decapitated Crowd: Finally got rid of that The head in the basket:

@darkdruidsvale 2 жыл бұрын

“Say again? You thought I was finished?”

@ezelfrancisco1349 2 жыл бұрын

“Look, you stupid bastard, you have no body left.”

@dev_ai04 2 жыл бұрын

“Yes I do”

@darkdruidsvale 2 жыл бұрын

@@dev_ai04 “your just a head!”

@CarlyCurly_ 2 жыл бұрын

“I can still bite you!”

@nikkinorcal2791 3 жыл бұрын

Black Knight: "I WON THIS SWORD FIGHT, BY A LOT!"

@Fuzzybeanerizer 3 жыл бұрын

Becoming more apt by the minute!

@megameerkat2634 3 жыл бұрын

The bards have declared that King Arthur was the winner of this river side duel

@mrmindyourownbusinessyouno5510 3 жыл бұрын

The orange knight

@mrchickinman9984 3 жыл бұрын

hehehhehehehehe orange man bad

@ronoccc 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrchickinman9984 yes he is, very bad indeed. did you not hear his phonecall with the georgia legislaster begging him to overturn the results of the election? wannabe dictator , so yes, bad indeed

@TheGrandeCapo 10 ай бұрын

He has regenerative powers. That's why losing limbs is just a scratch.

@yunggk7776 Жыл бұрын

What people don't call out about this fight Is that it had pretty realistic and grounded choreography

@soleo2783 11 ай бұрын

Lmao

@naughtymelon6712 3 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that Arthur starts to pray and then the knight just kicks him in the head. It’s perfect.

@toonbat 3 жыл бұрын

It's even better that he's thanking God for his mercy, after horribly mutilating someone.

@uncanny3637 3 жыл бұрын

@@toonbat Well he started it and gave him mercy.

@lvateinn8258 3 жыл бұрын

Were arthur and the britons Christians ? As i call, the anglo-Saxons were still pagans at that time

@cringeanarchy7675 3 жыл бұрын

@@lvateinn8258 they were catholic

@jssgopman 3 жыл бұрын

@@cringeanarchy7675 So obviously worse than pagan.

@ethanvillarreal5766 3 жыл бұрын

“You never lose till you give up” And I took that personally

@brendafazzio7388 3 жыл бұрын

More like and I took that literally

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on KZfaq. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear ethan

@cantthinkofausername6749 2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku whar?

@kishascape 2 жыл бұрын

@@cantthinkofausername6749 spam baiting

@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын

You lose when someone's chopped off so many limbs you are target practice for pigeons.

@Tebbulator Жыл бұрын

I love how Arthur just starts to pray in the middle of a fight lol

@Howlingburd19 10 ай бұрын

Crazy fact: the Black Knight was actually played by two different people! John Cleese plays the Black Knight until he’s down to one leg. Then an actual one-legged person (his name is Richard Burton [not to be confused with the Welsh actor]) is in the Black Knight’s armor!

@nickster5207 6 жыл бұрын

The most stubborn man in history.

@Wolverines83 6 жыл бұрын

Nickster Games I think you mean brave. or unyielding.

@jogclemson4430 5 жыл бұрын

@@Wolverines83 what he means by stubborn is the Black Knight refuses to die I'm pretty sure if they did a scene cutting his head off he would still be talking

@redacted7134 5 жыл бұрын

He's one of those who will refuse that they will die in stubbornness

@steele_heart77 4 жыл бұрын

Aside from my grandfather.

@panicatthegasstation 4 жыл бұрын

And you clearly haven't met me when in the twilight of a romantic relationship.

@Shiro_Sora 3 жыл бұрын

One of the most legendary fights of history.

@brizkythetog5621 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@brobunni 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@unitytroughsocialisam2163 3 жыл бұрын

@@brobunni i stalo koments

@vin2070 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed oh wise stranger on the internet

@shai310 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention it ended with a draw so we need a rematch

@phoneix24886 Жыл бұрын

The kick on the head cracks me up every single time 🤣

@eggwet8767 Жыл бұрын

the unparalleled confidence is amazing

@gabrielagustinhomas Жыл бұрын

I love how Arthur remains so respectful and formal when he’s literally butchering the guy.

@SinAster_19 Жыл бұрын

I mean when the guy is literally immortal I don't think losing your formality woukd be a good idea

@b1bis204 Жыл бұрын

i think that because knight were noble so they are respectful against each other even in battle

@tomas_iss7469 Жыл бұрын

@@SinAster_19 kinda random but I’d like to know, when did you decide to use that profile picture, I remember seeing the game and loving it way before I started seeing dozens of people use Niko as their profile picture in every video, apparently it got a rise of popularity and I’d like to know about it

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

hahaha great comment

@SinAster_19 Жыл бұрын

@@tomas_iss7469 i got into the oneshot fandom like a year ago its a game thats becoming more popular since pyro played it on stream

@deathrobot10k58 2 жыл бұрын

“Tis’ but a scratch!” “A scratch? your arm’s off!” “no it isn’t” *SPEECH 100*

@j.t8529 2 жыл бұрын

"Then what's that?"

@j.t8529 2 жыл бұрын

@ׁ "You Liar"

@Enterprise-D666 2 жыл бұрын

@@j.t8529 Come on you pansy!

@veltzon4322 2 жыл бұрын

@@Enterprise-D666 *slices again* Victory is mine!

@Enterprise-D666 2 жыл бұрын

@@veltzon4322 (Kneels down on one leg) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy….

@NoneYaBuissnessOfficial 2 ай бұрын

The true definition of: "We can't end it off with a loss".

@ryanhartley211 3 жыл бұрын

Rasputin: Gets poisoned, shot, and thrown into a freezing river Also Rasputin: 1:31

@pz1007 2 жыл бұрын

Its the magic

@hughjass8502 2 жыл бұрын

2:26

@Crabbob365 2 жыл бұрын

RA RA RASPUTIN

@kahiruo 2 жыл бұрын

@@Crabbob365 LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

@Crabbob365 2 жыл бұрын

@@kahiruo THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

@aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862 4 жыл бұрын

“What are you gunna do bleed in me?” *IM INVINCIBLE*

@jimhuffman9434 4 жыл бұрын

He may have acid blood

@ericmonaco4509 4 жыл бұрын

You're a looney

@thepickleking5717 3 жыл бұрын

when u made a typo and said bleed in me that was pretty sexual ngl

@vladimirlenin8892 3 жыл бұрын

Eric Monaco THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS

@ahnafm.m.z7750 3 жыл бұрын

The 1,1k like

@Evamme534 Жыл бұрын

I really like how the symbol on the black knights chest is of a wild boar, a creature known for taking serious injuries but seemingly not noticing and carrying on fighting.

@TheTiznone Жыл бұрын

I come to watch this scene every now and then and it always amazes me how every line in this is comedic genius

@BillyBones-ui9ck 2 жыл бұрын

"I'M INVINCIBLE" "you're a looney"

@slidsnake8539 2 жыл бұрын

The black knight always trumps!! Come on man. Oh right we call it a draw

@Pixel3572 2 жыл бұрын

@@slidsnake8539 triumphs*

@hue_solaris 2 жыл бұрын

Skype gif sound

@bryanlemmens68 2 жыл бұрын

People on meth:

@oh3681 2 жыл бұрын

@@slidsnake8539 trumps? 😂

@joshuahope1993 5 жыл бұрын

*The original Deadpool*

@anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807 5 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@megamovieman101 4 жыл бұрын

And let's be honest, the funnier Deadpool.

@duhitsmicah7584 4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Hass yah

@polski_dezerter 4 жыл бұрын

@@duhitsmicah7584 ah

@JustAGamerPerson 4 жыл бұрын

@polski dezerter Sah.

@charleschapman4744 9 ай бұрын

The preceding inclusion of the Green Knight is a lovely touch in this film. Receiving a longsword to the head will not cause any lasting damage to a knight whose custom is to be decapitated.

@yourfather478 6 ай бұрын

Tis' but a scratch.

@genematthewjuanico9532 4 жыл бұрын

Me accidentally hurting my little brother: What happened: 1:18 How my brother describes it to our mom: 1:25

@AbsoluteAbsurd 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Amazin_Grace 3 жыл бұрын

Same here (sometimes)

@JACOBANTZ 3 жыл бұрын

How you describe it to your mum: Tis but a scratch

@silentjoker45 3 жыл бұрын

@@JACOBANTZ is brother: my arm fell off

@medoesstuff9288 3 жыл бұрын

How your brother feel: 1:31

@halloeverybodhi613 2 жыл бұрын

"hits arm" *Shoulder fucking disintegrates from a single touch*

@jonathanbradley4896 2 жыл бұрын

Excalibur OP please nerf

@mrpicklejar4391 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanbradley4896 lol

@lazyswappedskeleton2 2 жыл бұрын

pov: little brother

@rubub8455 2 жыл бұрын

i don't know if they didn't want to make it look like the arm was actually sliced off for whatever reason or if they just did it for comedic effect

@josephpeters7627 2 жыл бұрын

@@rubub8455 This film's from the 70s, do you expect stellar effects?

@LiftUpYourEyes Ай бұрын

The knights silence and dead seriousness was chilling after seeing the tone of the rest of the movie. He really stood out.

@athos401 10 ай бұрын

This man is the definition of confidence over substance

@glichjthebicycle384 3 жыл бұрын

USA: *nukes Japan* USA: SURRENDER! Japan: Tis but a scratch

@AttenboroughAdmirer 3 жыл бұрын

America: Slaughters millions of Vietnamese people. Veitnam: Tis but a scratch

@lorenzobarboni3324 3 жыл бұрын

America: bombs japan again Japan: alright, we'll call it a draw

@xxcabbagedevourer420xx4 3 жыл бұрын

Lorenzo Barboni more like forfeit

@nightingale1202 3 жыл бұрын

They gonna bot us

@tonyzeng9637 3 жыл бұрын

nah they actually surrendered before the bombing, the us just wanted to test their new toy

@GiRR007 4 жыл бұрын

i almost had a heart attack when he kicked him when he was kneeling down XD

@ShoeNerd 4 жыл бұрын

*KLONG*

@crusadeknight4891 3 жыл бұрын

ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND

@fatimapotherat4652 3 жыл бұрын

@JD Gust of Wind Dance qqqq qqqqqq Qqqqqqqqqqq

@AbsoluteAbsurd 3 жыл бұрын

@mr.burnsgaming8985 3 жыл бұрын

1:54

@rodseel4545 7 ай бұрын

Justin Herbert caused me to come and watch this again. Classic!

@ThatGuySarabia Ай бұрын

The black knight activated an invisibility cheat, and legend has it he's still sitting in the forest to this day.

@meesvanhees9951 3 жыл бұрын

2:09 i like how he says: 'just a fleshwound!'

@platinumfalcon798 3 жыл бұрын

also the way Arthur says *"LoOK!"*

@ebhidbhidhbibjhdhibdbhd528 3 жыл бұрын

@@santiagogabrielolazahenost5634 it’s a single second bro

@icezem4797 3 жыл бұрын

Then he proceeds to Roman Kick him

@BuggaBoy69 3 жыл бұрын

He says it like he’s lost his arm a dozen times before

@tashkent561 3 жыл бұрын

_"jus' a fléshwund!"_

@jasontawa 2 жыл бұрын

"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" I cant stop laughing at that

@TheDragonninja1983 2 жыл бұрын

"I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"

@brendorkusaviation8930 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDragonninja1983 “YOU’RE A LOONEY”

@TheDragonninja1983 2 жыл бұрын

@@brendorkusaviation8930 Black Knight: "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS, HAVE AT YOU, Come on then."

@wolverine_779 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDragonninja1983 All Right, well call it a draw

@antibigotpolice Жыл бұрын

@@wolverine_779 Come, Patsy!

@tacticalfailforthefunnies Жыл бұрын

''Tis’ but a scratch!” “A scratch? your arm’s off!” “no it isn’t”

@Republic-A-Mapper Жыл бұрын

"Well what's that then?"

@buddytenney7121 Жыл бұрын

@@Republic-A-Mapper I've had worse.

@501st_HeavyTr00per Жыл бұрын

@@buddytenney7121 YOU LIAR!

@bonezarebroken Жыл бұрын

@@501st_HeavyTr00per Come on, you pansy!

@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi Жыл бұрын

This still has to be my favourite scene in Monty Python lmao

@chickentendies9581 3 жыл бұрын

“I didn’t lose i merely failed to win” - oversimplified

@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 2 жыл бұрын

So you failed

@Knukszt 2 жыл бұрын

@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 nO! I jUst FouNd 1000 waYs tO MaRelY nOt WiN!!1!

@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 2 жыл бұрын

@@Knukszt so you didn't win

@saulesalejos4483 2 жыл бұрын

@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 But we didnt loose, but they win, but we didnt win, but they didnt loose, but they didnt win, but we didnt win, but they didnt win...

@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 2 жыл бұрын

@@saulesalejos4483 r/Ihadastroke

@davidnissim589 Жыл бұрын

I like how the "bridge" he's guarding is just a plank of wood

@brandonhughes4076 Жыл бұрын

Over small creek that you could literally just jump

@MarcDufresneosorusrex Жыл бұрын

👍😁🙈

@warlordofbritannia 8 ай бұрын

Should have just asked three questions, could have kept his limbs then

@wootle 7 ай бұрын

The butter genius and humor of Monty Python!

@eamonlyons8318 6 ай бұрын

@@warlordofbritanniaI thought it was 5 questions

@themedivaltrainerdawson4951 Жыл бұрын

Sword nut here: The sword The Black Knight is using is called a Zweihänder, a German sword used by the Landsknechte, German and Swiss mercenaries, and was so large that it was slung across the back due to it's massive size and weight compared to other swords of it's time.

@Xiefux Жыл бұрын

its actually a greatsword

@themedivaltrainerdawson4951 Жыл бұрын

@@Xiefux no, it's a Zweihänder, you can tell by looking at the crossgaurd.

@Xiefux Жыл бұрын

@@themedivaltrainerdawson4951 "you can tell by looking at the crossgaurd" 🤓🤓🤓🤓

@Republic-A-Mapper Жыл бұрын

And it never stood a chance against Excalibur