A role that requires you to suck, and you exceed expectations.

Morbius could have worked as an r-rated anti-hero horror movie, but Sony got its hands on it.

I liked the part where he said "She's Morbiously Obese" when referring to a fat person that could potentially die from being fat.

lol i love how automatic subtitles sometimes call Morbius "More BS"

You know it's gonna suck when a movie about vampires can't even show actual blood

Truly compelling - a struggle of a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical

The best way to describe Morbius is that it's like a zombie movie where the zombies just punch people.

You know the best part about this movie? A whole new meme stemmed from the fact so few people seen it. It's MORBIN TIME.

"Unspecified virus of unknown origin" never gets old xD

Fact: Sonic movies have defeated 2 "Superhero" movies twice on Box Office. The first Sonic movie defeated Birds of Prey and the sequel defeats Morbius.

Worst Take you've ever given Mobius was an instant classic

Morbius 2: Back For Morb Morbius 3: No Morb Mr. Nice Guy Morbius 4: Say No Morb Morbius 5: One Morb Time

Jared Leto needs to be cast playing a generous and kind man so his method acting leads to him actually treating everyone around him like human beings.

You gotta hand it to Jared for having the ability to choose shitty movies from both DC and Marvel.

I loved the scene when he did a backflip through a window, landed on the superhero-pose, looked at the camera and said " Let's get morbin' "

By the end of the film I still had no clue whatsoever who any of the characters names are. I swear the two detectives were never even given names. Matt Smith’s performance was class though 👌

"Anticoagulants. Deadly to bats... fatal to humans." -Brilliant scriptwriting

"Some muthafuckers are always tryin iceskate uphill." Maybe the most apt statement yet made on the post-2020 world.

Man... when he turned and faced the camera and said "It's morbin' time" I was shocked. Definitely one of the movies of the year.

You obviously missed the scene where morbius broke the fourth wall, reached out of the screen and morbed on all of these people in the audience

I nearly fell out of my seat when he said "It's Morbin time" and then proceeded to Morb all those guys. Such delivery, so good. Truly one of the movies that was ever made.

The thing is, James Gunn has already proven that you can take even the most obscure characters and still make a great movie. Morbius's issue wasn't the fact that they picked characters barely anyone knows anything about; it was the fact that they didn't go all in and embrace the concept. Sony always makes this mistake.

"ITS A SCAM!!" -the word of everyone in the theater on opening day

The CGI looks like it is from the early 2000's, not gonna lie. When I was in theaters watching this, I felt like I had wasted my time. Poorly made movie aside, I really liked the Venom movies! It really created a almost perfect mix between action and horror in Marvel's own way. Morbius was trying to just be a horror movie with a PG-13 rating limit which created a mediocre experience for the viewers as mentioned in the video. In conclusion, I think the Venom series deserves more credit.

Woah, a good vampire who resists drinking human blood has to fight an evil vampire who does drink human blood? I've never seen a vampire story like that.

This is one of the movies ever made. I give it a Rating/10 edit: okay why does this have 1.6k likes, it isn't that funny lol

Morbius is the most movie of all time, it's meaning is so hard to understand, apart from some iconic lines like "it's morbin time"

The scene where morbius goes “no morbius I am your morber” was so movie that this movie is now the mostest movie ever movied

You know that a movie is just that bad when everyone on the internet is making memes and jokes about how it's secretly the greatest movie ever made with a Rotten Tomatoes score of over 200% form audiences and critics alike. It's nothing but a Hollywood coverup guys! I've seen Morbius and now my life has been changed forever! Everything makes sense now and that's because I watched Morbius! Morbius gave me as hot anime girlfriend irl!

I’ve been saying it since Venom: Who thought of making a cinematic universe of Spider-Man villains without Spider-Man was a good idea? The only superhero that could get away with it is Batman but even then, nobody is exactly clamoring for a solo Calendar Man movie.

ok but when he said "it's morbin time" and morbed everyone in the room. that was a pretty cool moment

Actually morbius was one of the movies of all time and it sold a morbillion tickets , it was the most directed and acted movie and had a protagonist , we need more-bius

When Morbin Morbius said "It's Morbin time" is when I realised this was one hundred percent one of the movies of all time.

I loved the part when morb man broke into the building with his morb powers and then morbed the hell out of anti morb man, he then said his iconic phrase "I am morbing"

"With great Morbin' comes great responsibility."

There was a point in the 90s where Star Trek: the Next Generation's success led to a wave of imitators--Babylon 5, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and I tried watching them all and just burned out. If your show was set in space I wanted no part of it. I feel that way about capes now

"Disorder that leaves him weak, emaciated, and just barely clinging on to life. He's like your average vegan only less preachy" Great stuff as always

this is the next phase of our culture: watching reviews about how bad everything is. I don't care if I never step inside another movie theatre ever again...

This guy rn: 🤓

Morbius is definitely the movie of all time

That post credit scene was so unearned. I was thinking in my head... “NO.. NO... you don’t get to just casually do this. You haven’t earned this shit”

The fact that this movies wasn’t rated R is all I needed to know.

It's morbin time

The best part was when Morbius said: "It's Morbin' Time!" And then he morbed all over the place! Pffft... Classic Morbius 💀

"Weak, emaciated and barely clinging to life"? Leto is such a method actor. This is basically him in every movie

Can't believe he said this about Morbius 😱. Morbius is one of the movies out there, it sold tickets and exists.

It's morbin' time.

It’s morbin time

I can't hate this movie. It was the perfect cure for my insomnia.

This was truly a movie, with so many scenes. Truly a morbillion dollars experience.

It’s Morbin time

bro it it sold 1 trillion tickets what your taking about

Blade was one of the best "comic book" movies ever made. Paved the way for a lot of other movies and comic genre

Thank you Critical Drinker. This 8 1/2 minutes saved me 104+ wasted minutes...and a goodly chunk of drinkin' money too. 🥃

My favorite part of this movie is when he says "IT'S MORBIN TIME."

Morbius really is one of the movies of all time! It had a release and tickets on sale. The actors stood in front of the camera and the movie was edited in post production. It really shows how the movie came out.

Matt Smith is an honest-to-God great actor and the fact that this is the big marvel/comic role he gets is a disgrace.

This movie was morbin amazing

“Morbius-yup, it’s terrible”-🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Thank you for making this, just like Morbius, this is truly the review.

Despite the poor critical reception, Morbius (2022) is still the highest grossing morbius movie of all time.

"Jarred Harris is totally wasted in a role that demands nothing from him" I've been laughing hysterically at this line from the past 5 minutes... What a line Drinker.. what a line !

You LIAR! Morbius is the best movie!!! Especially the part when he said “It’s Morbin Time!” In that really emotionally driven scene.. it was so beautiful. He turns into a morb and it was so great!!!

"Remember that scene in the movie where one vampire punched the other vampire? That was awesome. I cried the whole time." That's literally the audience this movie is going for. Popcorn-eating knuckleheads who spend the whole movie f*cking around on their phones.

This is one of those characters that did not need a movie all to themselves

Uhh, according to my calculations, morbillion is not a real number.

“He’s like your typical vegan, only less preachy.” CD Perfect synopsis.

Morbius was one of my favourite Bronze-Age comic characters. Sad to hear the movie messes up such an interesting idea; Morbius' friendship with Spider-Man was interestingly handled in the comics.

When the two vampires high five’ed at the end and said “ITS MORBIN TIME!” I changed into a big bat I got literal goosebumps 😱😱😱

"Morbius - Yep, It's Terrible"🤓🤓🤓

For backstory purposes, Morbius was created during a time when The Comics Code ban on horror comics was being relaxed, so Marvel kind of hedged its bet with a non-supernatural vampire. Morbius has been in and out of comics limbo a few times, and was even cured for about a decade. Not a bad character, but not one who's ever held his own series for any length of time.

My favorite part is when Morbius said "ITS MORBIN' TIME" and he Morbed all of those guys in the face.

I loved the part when the drinker said “it’s drinkin time!” And added clips of Tyrion puking, mud people farting, and the slowed laugh sound effect all over the place Unironically though I love these videos, I know I’m late but keep it up

There's morbostor among us.

Honestly, they should instead just give Blade a decent CGI-workover and re-release it. Simple as that.

Alot of ppl are saying the best part of the movie was when Morbius said "It's Morbin' Time!" and then morbed all over those guys. But for me personally - it was way too much morb. Like I'm fine with movies having a little morb in them for impact. but the sheer amount of morb everywhere made me feel sick

I laughed. I cried. Morbius had morbaids but fixed it by getting bitted by bats. Brilliant.

Matt Smith's Doctor was "my Doctor", and I'm so happy to see him take on different roles and just have fun acting and doing more weird things. I hope he has a long and successful career, he really deserves it.

I got legit chills when Jared Leto(Morbius) suddenly faced the camera and said his now-iconic catchphrase: "It's Morbin time". Truly one of the movies ever made. Truly one of the scenes in the movie.

Truly compelling

It's Morbin time.

I don't know what you're talking about. Morbius is a cinematic masterpiece

Drinker: What's the point of watching two characters hammer away at each other without taking any visible damage? Metal gear rising enjoyers:

I had the same experience with Venom. The other day I spent literally 60 seconds trying to remember if I saw Venom 2. I had

title should have been "yup, its morbin time"

Morbius - Yup, It's Morbin Time

I think this would have been a far more interesting story: Morbius and Mylo only have months to live. In his arrogance and desire to help his friend, Morbius quickly fashions enough of a cure for one person, selflessly gives the cure to Mylo (without testing it properly because time is against them) and unintentionally causes this evil transformation in his friend. Mylo vanishes and Morbius is left alone. Weeks later, Morbius (in much worse condition) sees these bloodless corpses showing up across New York city and finds out that it's Mylo, drunk with power and rage. Morbius then takes it upon himself to try and stop his monstrous creation. He manages another cure with lessened effects but still suffers the blood lust... he literally makes himself this way to save everyone else, regardless of his own life. He drinks animal blood to survive. The problem is that Mylo is physically stronger because of the more potent cure he was given. Morbius fights Mylo but gets battered in the first fight and *insert good friend character here* is fatally hurt in the crossfire. Morbius then realises it's not the cure that made Mylo stronger, it's the human blood he's been drinking. Morbius needs real human blood to increase his strength. *insert friend character here* offers their own blood since they are dying anyway (mirroring Morbius saving Mylo but through selflessness and sacrifice, not impatience and arrogance). Morbius reluctantly accepts and drains the friend, tears flowing as the blood does. Morbius, now fully charged, beats Mylo because of course he does, but the movie ends teasing his villainous future, since he's has now had human blood. Maybe while a Morbius narration monologues about saving the city, more drained corpses are showing up but it's never clarified who's responsible, and Morbius is smiling, more content and healthier looking than before. Oh yeah and R RATED all the way! Just an idea. Came up with it in a few minutes. Still better than the movie. *edit* Thanks everyone for the kind words, though guys... NEVER put me in charge of a script! If I wrote the actual dialogue, this story would be terribly robotic haha! I'd happily try to write the story with scenes, beats, character motivations and story arcs. That's it though haha! Leave it to a pro screenwriter to put the words to paper.

This was definetly a movie,with performances from actors,a script,a director and special effects

TAKE THAT BACK

I watched “No Way Home” a couple of days ago based on your recommendation. It was a bit confusing, though, in the first 10 seconds of this review that you referred to that film as “Far From Home”. You corrected yourself later in the review; but I thought, “Man! That first scene needs a re-shoot!”

I like how he got his cure from vampire bats who mainly feast on fruits

Out of all the movies ever made, Morbius is Definitely one of them

i loved the scene where a portal to the kung fu panda universe opened and po and morbius morbed all the bad guys

its morbin time

Honestly, you’re explanation of the movie plot was more exiting than the actual movie. But having the whole empty theatre to ourselves was fun.

When he said “I’m Morbin” that certified this movie as a classic for me

Someone: dislikes Morbius unfunny meme kids:🤓🤓🤓🤓

but critical drinker ...it´s morbin time ! how can you say such heresy, against such master piece...go away know !

Mat Smith even said they didnt give him much when it comes to how to play his character soo he pretty much made it all up.

I feel bad for Matt Smith, the man puts his soul in everything he does and still gets awful contracts or wrong casting. He deserves more as an actor...