24:26 To be fair, throwaway lines can say so much, like how one of the oldest episodes reveal that Timmy is 40 but looks ten, and later we get The Secret Wish episode that reveals that Timmy made a wish to stop time so he never loses his godparents, and he made that wish 50 years ago. Soooo yeeeeah....

*_FAIRYGODPARENTS!_* -Denzel Crocker

Timmy also had kinda terrible parents that left him with an abusive babysitter, he was bullied at school and mr crooger Is maniacle mad man

Fairies can do various jobs - being a god parent is one of them. Godparents can quit at any time, though there are repercussions. If a godparent quits mid-assignment, as seen in the Fairy God Parents Fairy Idol episode, the godparents can lose their right to be a godparent. They can take a break/refuse assignment between kids without issue, though. Godparents are also allowed days off, but they usually find ways to generate coverage - in one episode, Timmy was given a temporary wand with ten wishes for “emergencies” when Wanda and Cosmo were busy. As far as good magic systems: The Owl House was really good about outlining how magic works for witches and non-witches. There are some gaps in magical knowledge, but that was because the crew was cut short in the final season.

Further point to Cosmo’s age. He was a fully-fledged Fairy Godparent when he and Wanda were assigned to the inventor of the wheel, meaning that he must be much older than 40,000 year, and matured before that point.

By the way, Timmy gets Fairy Godparents because his life is made miserable by his evil babysitter Vicky, not just because he doesn’t want to do chores.

One of the best magic systems is the magic system in Avatar The Last Airbender and a run of Doctor Strange comics by Jason Aaron where Doctor Strange had used so much magic that it had completely warped his body so much that he could no longer do some things like eat human food. There is a really great video by the channel Hello Future Me where he goes through the differences between a hard magic system and a soft magic system and it goes through the best ones

Average Matpat video. “Rules are overrated anyways.”

25:56 I think the goal with putting all of the Fairies in the Gumball machine was to hide them from the Darkness, as Jorgen would have guessed that Fairy World would be one of its first targets.

I thought it was implied that the Hall of Infamy godkids were implied to have been the reasons why the rules against emotional influence (French-American racism), direct harm (tornadoes in trailer parks) and murder (killing Ferdinand) were there in the first place?

the reason for the fairy shortage is due to cosmo. cosmo was such a menace as a baby that fairy world decided to not allow fairy's to have children anymore so that another cosmo would not be born. the loop hole for why cosmo could have a baby is due to Timmy wishing for it. i think it takes about the same time as a human birth for a fairy to be born it might be less but its been a long time. so if jorgen von strangle really wanted the army he would not allow this to happen.

My favorite magic system is the one in Kamen Rider Zi-O. The ability to suck people’s powers into a watch and then use them for yourself, time manipulation and policing against it, and resetting the god damn universe are just awesome to me. Time manipulation has always been one of my favorite superpowers.

23:30 remember not only was Cosmo the last fairy born before Poof, when Cosmo was born he caused so much trouble fairies were banned from having babies Until Poof came along that is

One of my favorite magic systems is in the show charmed essentially you can do whatever you want but if you use your magic for evil it either gets taken away or it comes back to bite you in the ass in a horrendous way

Loved that episode! Thanks For this!

Pat, read the Night Angel series. The magic system and consequences is insane! Also the series goes through some very dark topics but very well done.

My favorite magic system? The abilities of the Blood from the Black Jewels book series by Anne Bishop. It's my favorite series too, as it takes a bunch of stereotypes and flips them on their head, such as "Darkness = Evil"

"Da Rules" are less of an iron clad set of rules and more of guidelines. When someone finds a loophole in a rule, "Da rules" can and often do get changed to avoid such events happening in the future. Some of them may even be there to keep other wish granting groups like genies or the pixies at bay or pacified

Brandon Sanderson's magic systems are incredible. I love them. I also love the magic system from Brent Weeks' Lightbringer Series. It's a similar idea to the magic system from Warbreaker, actually.

I heard that even the show creator wasn't fond of the "no breakfast wishes after ten" rule. 😆

3:36 you’d probably want discord’s chaos magic from mlp, animus magic from wings of fire or just anything that lets you warp reality without many or any limitations. Also Brandon sanderson sounds like he’s gonna sell me bootleg chicken.

My favorite magic system is the one from the kingkiller chronicles, sympathy, it follows symple laws The Doctrine of Correspondance: Similarity enhances sympathy. The Principle of Consanguinuity: A piece of a thing can represent the whole of a thing. The Law of Conservation: Energy cannot be destroyed nor created. It also has a limited amount of bindings Kinetic: Used to transfer energy of motion Sympathetic Binding of Parallel Motion [1] First Parallel Kinetic Binding (This may be the same as the Sympathetic Binding of Parallel Motion) Chemical: Used to transfer chemical energy Chemical, Second Catalytic Galvanic: Used to transfer electromagnetic energy Binding for Linear Galvanic Attraction Mixed: Used to transfer one kind of energy into another. Capacatorial Kinetic Luminosity: "Motion to Light;" One can use the kinetic motion of an object, such as their hands, to generate light. Maxim of Variable Heat Transferred to Constant Motion And depends on the strength of the users allar, (a mix of imagination and strength of will) but you can easily mess up and do major physical harm or even end yourself if you are not careful, for example when using your own body heat as an energy source and dropping it two much or cooking yourself if you use too much energy from another source Than there is also naming, if you fully understand something you can find it's name and with that name you can command it. But fully understanding a thing is difficult and the university even has its own asylum for students who "crack" (get major psychological damage) Well and sycaldry which is like a written form of sympathy, it uses runes, but it follows a complex Grammer and when one wants to use it they need an allar strong enough and understand the materials they use or it goes very wrong.

The magic sistem from the manga "Atelier of Witch hat" is amazing. In my opinion it's one of the more interesting ones I've ever encountered

I like it that one kid that Cosmo and Wanda had started world war, one and two! and there’s just a French kid that makes French people mean to Americans

Timmy is neglected by his parents and abused by his babysitter. He didn't get Cosmo and Wanda because he didn't want to do chores. (just clarifying, love your videos dude)

My favourite magic system is from "Die Einherjer" by the German author Pascal Wokan, where a rune's power is tied to both your weapon and you showing the characteristic traits this particular rune represents. For example: A man like Asgrim Krummfinger, the protag of the 1st and the 3rd Season, who fights for honour but also as a beacon of hope can master the rune Sowilo and from this point onwards tap into its power (mainly power-, speed- and durability-anhancement). It also connects him to his weapon, allowing him to (de-)summon it at will as well as using it more or less like Thor uses Mjölnir in the Marvel films and series. When he then ascends to become the Allfather in Season 3, he is able to use the full potential of all runes, granting him a massive powerspike and potentially reality-altering magic, though he only uses the latter to break the 9 Worlds free from a time loop, just to lay back and relax for the rest of his immortal life afterwards. Edit: Well, I forgot about Nimmerherz, and now I can't decide which one I prefer, because in Nimmerherz, every spell causes an opposite reaction - so if you e. g. turn water into ice to cool someone's sprained ankle, someone else might suddenly break into a frozen lake because the ice below him suddenly melted.....

My favourite magic system is from the Inheritance series. The way magic works is through manipulating life energy through a special language. By using the energy of their bodies, they can describe what they want to do with the Ancient Language. If you try do something that requires more energy than you have, you will die. Energy can be stored for later in gemstones, and it can be taken from others, willingly or by psychic force, as being a magic user also makes one telepathic. Magic was not always like this, though. Magic was cast by simply thinking about what you wanted to do. This was dangerous, as a lack of focus could mistakes. After a dangerous accident nearly destroyed the land, a people called the Grey Folk bound magic to their language, the Ancient Language. The Ancient Language gained several properties from this. It can describe the true nature of things, it can be used to cast magic, and when using it, you cannot lie. Make a promise, and you WILL keep it.

I love your commentary on this! 🤣🤣👍

What a great day. Free tacos at work and a new Patterz video

8:33 Fairy Godparents ARE free to quit. There was an episode where Timmy was such a little monster, Cosmo and Wanda just quit.

I've been listening to the stormlight archive...by far my favourite book series...Brandon Sanderson is so talented.

One of my favorite magic systems is the magic in the Wings of Fire book series, where certain characters can do basically anything but every time they do a spell, they lose a piece of their soul, meaning the characters who use their magic to much go insane, and sometimes become evil.

5:43 Pretty good Crocker impression **claps**

3:30 Sympathy from the Name of the Wind is awesome

Easy way to break the breakfast rule: Destroy time, move time zones, speed or slow down rotation of the earth and where it is in the cycle, travel somewhere else 😂

"Are there any amendments?" Uhm, have you watched schools out the musical? Pixies: "in section F, subection O, AMENDMENT I"

Well no, fairies are just normal magical creatures, but by going to fairy academy they can be assigned to a child, meaning they chose to do this on their own accord, no one forced them, they could of just lived their lives in fairy world but chose not to. And at any point, if the god parent is disrespected or treated like crap they can choose to leave, same with the child, if they dont like the parent they can give them up.

"How are they gonna have s*x when they're gumballs??" might be my fave Pat quote so far

I got a Super OP Blastoise that is over level 40 in FireRed. His name is MASTER OOG (After master oogway) and he has 4 OP moves; Bite (For water and other type trainers), One shot Water Gun, and much more.

I thought he would have said because my childhood didn't suck enough

since christmas is also my birthday I wonder how the everyday christmas thing would work for me,like holy shit O_O

So you're telling me that fae creatures with impossible magical capabilities cannot make breakfast after 10:30, but Tim Horton's can?

9:43 I can actually explain this, it's less that they didn't account for someone doing that, and more they didn't account for the most impulsive human child to ever be given fairy godparents was assigned the simultaneously canonically strongest and dumbest fairy in all of existence, so a combination of Timmy's pure willpower and selfishness combined with Cosmo literally actually being the strongest fairy ever in Canon, and also being a dumbass means that the episode is about literally the only scenario that could occur to where anything could actually happen to Da rules

Da Rules, more like Da Checklist

You cant even use magic to change something in a different universe. Thank you nicktoons unite

I think the best Magic System is the one you control on your own XD

my favorite magic system is the oculators from Alcatraz vs the evil librarians

Make it a brunch related wish 😏

in all honesty, the best magic system in my opinion is the one of the Fate Series / Nazuverse

Replace Blaziken with a Mew and replace the elite four with a self-imposed Mew-only nuzlocke and then yes. I can relate lol

At 15:56 what is the music played called?

i had to comment this to mat though: Timmy got fairies cause his parents basically neglect him and Vicky is evil not cause he didn't want to do chores lol because that's the only thing i feel mat got wrong

Fairly odd parents u cant eat breakfast after 10:30. Aka McDonald's rules The writers always ate McDonald's before a session due to it being up the street

3:27 the Jin/Gin/however is called of ninjago

Not gonna lie that was a pretty good Wanda impression

My favorite magic system is probably the incubator contracts in Madoka Magica.

Pat, fairies can quit, pretty sure cosmo and Wanda have been quit or fired multiple times

2:22 You're right a room full of supermodels is a 13 year old's dream or maybe a little older than that and I'm 14 and I'm not going to lie I really want supermodels in my room.

0:59 that would be using a wish to cheat in a competition

when you said "as a child" i looked up how young you are. i found that we are born on the same day, 7 years apart! (if the internet is not lying to me)

19:28 why’s he called Sanderson like the author you mentioned

Journey before destination, Radiant!

Rule number 3-15-4-5? More like rule number C-O-D-E! COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

If dey don't make a wish in a sirten amount of time dey will build up magic and explode

I am a snail

I loved Fairly Odd Parents

At this point I thought that they would be fighting off would of been Austria-Hungary not the darkness

I'll be back with weapons

1:22 "I wish for Kamen Rider to get more recognition in the west" ayyy

Allomancy is 100% one of the best magic systems in all of fiction

Timmy found a loophole though

NICE SMOOTH MUST CHOP WWWOOODDD!!!!

4:05 Fairy CIA? You mean the CIFae?

Your a good youtuber

15:38 how did it take so long for you to notice that?

13:30 If they deny/ignore those rules they cannot even considered themself as a christian, as long as they don't have faith/love/trust in God.

in fairly odd parents the fairies are immortal they can't die so they can't get cancer

I think that the fairy's only like to bring joy so they like the job.

I liked the theory till he said that he thinks van strangle wants more baby fairies. Fairy are not allowed to have children because of cosmo

Isn't the reason the fairies don't have kids anymore due to Jorgen making it a rule forbidding it?

do more of matpat

what about time travel

5:59 make a wish foundation

“Timmy fcking ternyer”

When you wish for a cure to cancer and Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram start fading from existence. ' EDIT: All I think of whenever someone mention Mary Ann from FoP starting world war 1 I think of this line from Hellsing Abridged: Alucard: Unknowingly shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on some other guy? MY FAULT!

It’s always so funny how literally NO ONE who complains about capitalism has ever moved from somewhere with capitalism to somewhere without it 😂 But ya, it’s definitely the worst system huh?

Hm, i feel like the ending of that Theory were a little abrupt.

The fairies can leave if they quit

Sparky was the best fairy dog

ahhh intresting

The Inuit people in Alaska actually have the same problem in where they don't want to have sex with but if you've ever seen them they're not the most attractive people ever their character is strong but their attractiveness is a zero

3:29 Fullmetal Alchemist?

3:30 Nen from Hunter X Hunter.

7:38 I would be dead, I love breakfast food and I wake up around 2 pm, I’m trying to fix it shut up..

13:30 i love all religions exept...

Isaac Einstein says gravity exists let me just remove the page on the physics book *makes a black hole* 🕳

Gorgen Von Strangle made current Da Rules A controlled Rule that controls everything A Fairy God Parent must always give their god kid Happiness 15:43 "Poof Poof" The birth of Baby Poof Timmy is the Chosen One to stop the Darkness

14:02 wtf is this lore lol

love how you really didnt watch the video on what it means...

And patterrz only fairy's have to follow those rules each magic species and races has their own rules and limits