That has its own brands of....holy shit......*get it..."holy"...cause its a religous....shut up im funny*

Castlevania 2 is definitely cryptic, but it was kinda fun... It does amuse me that mortal kombat copied the tornado though... I mean, of all the shit to copy...

@@hollyfindlay4051 lol its a fun game just a mess. A good mess

@@gigawhopper Absolutely. That is how I would sum it up.

@@hollyfindlay4051 you a castlevania fan?

>______>

I can't believe people think special forces is worse than this concentrated ASS.

Surely he referred to the movie there?

Well, I managed to finish Special Forces, but I couldn't finish the earth level on Mythologies without emulating the game and using save states. So at least Special Forces as bad as it is, it's still playable and it can be beat without memorizing each screen of every level in the game. And Shaolin Monks is great, especially in co-op .

@x2dylan either the second movie, the cartoon or that one straight to VHS abomination that had terrible CGI cutscenes in it......or MK VS DC.....or MK Armageddon.....or Shujinko.....or Hsu Hao.....or cutting off Motaro's legs in MK Armageddon because game engine reasons......

Lmaoo

That scene fuckin killed me

This quote describes perfectly Jared today

Jared's channel is now deader than scorpion

@@tenki_ Silence, bandwagoners.

i think raiden mentions it in MK9 too

they didnt rewind before that point, so yeah it is

Yeah, a lot of the lore originates from this game. Probably the only redeeming factor about it.

what is the quote?

Yes and guest what? Noob Saibot even mention when he beat Fujin in his own temple in MK 11 Aftermath

you dont even need to sort it to new comments. they are everywhere

ProJared Welcome back tour!!!

Honestly i like going back to the negative ones just to laugh at how stupid and gullible they are

Not a ProJared Video. Just a wild ProJared, out in nature. Also you right

4. Joy!

We need "WHERE ARE MY DANK WEEEEEEDS!?" to make a comeback. 'cause that shit is funny.

About 666

YES!

About three fifty

998

@@Michael-bz8ml play mk9, everyone knows this

This is further proved when Noob Saibot mentions how he stole Shinnoks amulet in MK11

@@Michael-bz8ml The only thing you need to know about deception is Reptile turned into Onaga from some dragon egg (prophesy) and then Shujinko killed him. Also, he mind controlled Kitana to fight sindel but jade fought her instead while Sindel used magical spell to restore Onaga to his tomb whole jabbing her spear in the corpse killing him (Alternate non canon ending). And the Earth realm warrior that were killed resurrected ad mind controlled were restored by Good Ermac. If you know these things you know 80% of the important things that happen in MK6 deception.

Elder Subzero* Bi-han as a name only exists in NRS's MK.

I agree.

They did (kinda) . It's called shaolin monks.

Heeell yeah, Shaolin Monks was my jam on PS2.

I meant like, a 2d beat em up.

they have theres an indy game called shank like this. if you mean netherrealm studios then no they sold out to the corporate machine

also, maybe Sub-zero spreads his arms because Frieza is stuck under his arms.

Yeah, is funny how Mythologies Sub-Zero is still canon. Even Raiden mencioned in MK9 that Sub-Zero defeated Shinnok.

Raiden actually mentions it in MK9

I think the basic stuff that happens is cool for the lore.

Special FOrces can't be canon since it contradicted established lore at the time as well as being ignored later on.

Spock1777 So did Cyrax.

Cyrax too

Also, that grandmaster guy in this game is Sektor's dad.

Weren’t they first named ketchup and mustard?

@@chestbumphero Those were just placeholder names for magazine screenshots.

Yeah, hbd 👍few years late too

@Ezra Princeton BEGONE HACKER!

I don't think I had access to any game traders until like 2000, had to do the old "let's swap games for a week and I just hope he forgets" thing. I bet this game would have got a good deal though, either way. "So... you don't like Jet Force Gemini? Wanna swap it for this game?"

I also kept trying to like this game. I wanted so badly to like "Streets of Rage but it's Mortal Kombat," but the game fails completely at being that.

teckworks what is your avatar, looks sweet

teckworks You're the last person i expected to see here!

teckworks thas some Matpat level humor

i know its ankha, thats all tho.

fawfulmark2 shaolin monks was my favorite I Remember playing it with my older brother

Shaolin monks is a legendary beat em up. to be enjoyed with bros and brews

@Anon Nimus Nope, it is terrible and this review just showed it. Fighting games controls on a action platformer just fails on principle, that's like giving tank controls a la Resident Evil to a racing game.

Alexander Khatoev hahhaaha

@@okagron Oh, so you mean Sonic R. I actually enjoyed Sonic R. I had MK Mythologies: Sub-Zero for the PS. It sucked, I was stuck at the same place against Fujin. The revelation in this video of what I had to do was mindblowingly frustrating.

im pussy? 2 year old comment ik, but cooking with scorpion was one of the greatest extras in a mk game ever.

@@Busternutt69 Wait I've never heard of this ?! What's it about ?

@@Thewritingelf kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eZOTZ7hnvbjYppc.html

@@Thewritingelf its in mortal kombat deadly alliance

In the hood

MLG is the best chance to find some

Inside of the Internet. Good luck, I'm not digging 50,000 miles deep in google images to find it. :)

Which MC's will reign. Which ones will gain, how many suckers will feel pain.

weeds? as in multiple? i have some Great White and Jerry Berry if that helps.

That explains the zoom.

Nice

Ooh, agreed! I gotta find me someone to play the game with me (hopefully my boyfriend)

But its only in ps2 and (maybe) xbox

How quickly we forget about THE DREAMCAST!!!

ill remember a time me and a friend grabed a boss dude in the air, and we dont let him touch floor until he died

AGREE! i remember playing it with my brother, he plays as Liu kang and me as Kung lao. We played on hard mode, which the reason why until now we can't kill Shao khan

Midway were incredible for fighting games. Had they joined forces with Capcom in this time it would've been a masterpiece

I didn't know much about this game but I later realized after watching reviews such as this one that this game feels like a concept for MK Shaolin Monks. Yes, the actual good version of this type of game WAS made.

You would think one of the other fighting game franchises would have pulled off the concept eventually. I kinda enjoyed the story modes of some soul blade games, but a story centered around a single character or just a few characters with stakes and arcs seems like an awesome idea.

This is a spectacularly weird, non-Angela-Lansbury-related cameo for you to make, PUR.

*coughcoughShaolinMonkscoughcough*

Only to dying.

People die when they are killed. :U

realized i was yesterday

All we have to do is win.

You've made everyone dumber by saying that

Tremor's great, because he was only popular because he was a ninja. Then MKX put the time in to make him legit real, unique and cool. He's basically an Earthbender, which is always sweet.

Let's just say Special Forces is why he said Mythologies is only the second-worst thing MK has ever done.

enigmaxaero It is an extremely underrated Gem. Mythologies on ps1 was better than its n64 release.

XD

This would be a great joke if the Subspace Emissary sucked.

it does suck

sounds about right...

+Arkatox But it did

Ukiby3000 I also like story in fighting games

I do too..... because.... SkullGirls

BlazBlue has an, albeit confusing at times, wonderful story if you can piece together some of the more obscure plot points. I've played all four games for their stories alone, and then spent ages with the other modes. If you like Visual Novel style story telling with the fast paced gameplay of an ArcSys fighter, I highly recommend it.

The only lores I tend to follow for fighting games are Guilty Gear, the Soul series, and Skullgirls

Me too

*Meancingly retreats*

The bell icon was the reason I came here!

Hey Jared, sorry to bother, but if you actually want a fighting game with good story check "the black heart", it's a free indie fighting game

hey i clicked the bell cant wait for a new review

you should review shaolin monks, that game was pretty fun.

I think the main problem wasn't so much technical limitations, and more a combination of inexperience with the genre and unwillingness to change the MK control scheme more to better fit it.

I feel and hold on

I've been playing this game for 18 years, and I didnt knew that either!

even my friends and i couldn't figure that out i had to skip this level with cheats WORTH IT

I never knew that O____O I always ran by the ledge as well.

I don’t know why, but that made me laugh really hard.

That's not the only thing that makes Sub Zero sad

​@@Hegemon1984whats the other thing?

I play for both gameplay and story. What does that make me? :|

***** Very normal.

+AzureSymbiote BlazBlue be muh jam, bruh! :)

HiddelMOB No way, bruh! Me 2!

(Reading your comment out loud) He was redeemed in "Mario Kart" 9. (IMMEDIATELY SMACKS HEAD). Well, someone was gonna do this eventually.

@@drcgad3052 what do you think about him now that you were a bandwagoning brainless sheep

Dr Cgad you going to answer the question?

@@drcgad3052 Well? We're waiting.

@@drcgad3052 we ain’t gonna forget so might as well give us an answer

Me too.

He really _is_ Shang Tsung. Or some other shapeshifter XD

...what ?

The Dark Chimera goes for a bit more of a Tyranid head, but it's pretty close.

***** You ever seen JonTron's review of DinoCity? That.

INE, ONLY NINE. ONLY NINE FUCKING LIVES

Another digit in there tobmake things complicated? No, man.

RoneVideoBlogs DINOCITY BRO!!!!

Tadhg O'Shea dishwasher?! YES?!

Why wouldnt you

I used to think you were a PBG wannabe.

Wait SpaceHamster isn't a PBG wannabe? jk everyone knows SH is better than PBG.

Hi Hammy!

He is, they contain the exact same humour, but SH is a bit more forced. Wish he did more his own thing

Breakfast Studios Can you please put a time stamp?

10:10

Who is he, Ru Paul now?

WHERE ARE MY GANGRENES!?

Same here. As long as the story's either crazy good, like Tekken, or just crazy, again, like Tekken. Or Mortal Kombat, obviously. Or even the Persona 4 fighting games.

There is a game like this on steam thats actually pretty good but I can't remember what its called. Best Friends played it a while back on Fisticuffs.

Check out Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks. Its a great game similar to this. You level up and perform fighting moves in an adventure setting like this. The default characters are Lui Kang and Kun Lao, but you can also unlock sub zero and scorpion. It was on PS2 and Xbox.

@Ildi Ildi that wasn't even clever! that joke didn't even make sense! man, these dumb-ass projared roasts are getting weaker and weaker over time.

@@Rammy_Latin People just aren't even trying anymore. The internet fallout of what he did is worse than what he did

Zack Darshon what people said he did and later were proved wrong about

Same here. Now that he's back, it almost feels like we took ProJared's reviews for granted. That's what it felt like in that dark, empty space when his reviews stopped for awhile. Like it was cold, dark, sad and empty, with no chance of Jared making a comeback, but when I heard even PBG was willing to defend Jared, I wondered if it was worth all the hate. I realized that Austin was a real friend to Jared. He didn't care about losing subs, he just wanted to protect his friend. I felt stupid for mindlessly jumping onto the bandwagon of hatred like the majority of people. I'm usually a loyal person, and don't just jump onto bandwagons without thinking, but this time, I did. I felt bad about it when I began to hear that Jared wasn't guilty after all. I should've given him a chance to speak for himself instead of just agreeing with almost everyone else that he was guilty. I mean, I almost came close to agreeing with dspigroach on something! That's how bad it got! I'm just glad this is all in the past, and that ProJared's back. I too missed these reviews, dude. I still miss the old intro and him saying what game he's playing, but, it's not like the video's themselves aren't still hilarious. Like the FFV review. I mean, he bought back the old "oh, an RPG where you have to collect the treasure of the 4 elements" joke. He's back and on top of his game. Let's hope it stays that way this time. I'm just glad Jared could forgive people who doubted him. He really is someone worth looking up to, along with Austin.

I agree dude. Here's hoping things can return to normal quickly. I've never been happier to have been proven wrong about someone. I'm sorry Jared. Glad to be back here again, watching Jared's videos again. I was waiting and hoping this day would come. Thank you Jared, for being so kind, understanding, and forgiving. I genuinely missed these videos. I needed to remember how hilarious they all were. I'm especially sorry I can't delete my older comments from 3 months ago, because I stupidly broke my phone, and I can't access my old account. Sorry. I'll try to be worthy of your forgiveness this time, Jared.

same here.

For where story?

the persona 4 arena games have good stories too

Spinoffs don't count.

Me too

oh shit. Wasn't trying to make a snide remark, I was thinking of the AVGN review he did.

Tbh I was thinking the same.

He did the Mortal Kombat Cartoon. Maybe you're thinking of that?

Avgn covered this game

Gamerboots that's why it seemed familiar. I'm not saying it's wrong to talk about the same game

No, Sub-Zero is "blue waffle" blue and scorpion is piss yellow.

"Git gud" they say! "Hidden blocks are meant as traps, not rewards for exploration" they say! "Challenges aren't supposed to be fun" they say!

i liked it.

I still have it and sometimes play it

***** i know right?

"not that bad" is still bad

"not that bad" is still bad

Mr. McLime The game is actually very great but the n64 version is inferior to the ps1 version. Ps1 had the CG cutscenes and better controls overall because of the L&R button having 1&2 variants. People just dont like that its a trial & error game. Beaten it atleast 10x and its very underrated imo

Sometime you are fighting more than one guy.....auto turning wouldn’t work then.

the real question is, where are the dank weeds?

Fire Man wants to know

Seriously though who is the pop doll next to Jum Jum sr.?

MrX626 wish it is, that's cool man

MrX626 I come 9 months later to tell you, I think it's Dash Rendar from Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, another game he reviewed.

Who knew the kick was mighter than the sword

SoulCalibur?

not after sc5

Dissidia Duodecim?

Bloody Roar was also a good example of that.

**glares at BlazBlue**

His name is Blaze, armageddon is just the name of the game.

SuperKratosgamer Its been many years since I play it, I stupidly sold my copy and I regret it daily

I frickin love mortal kombat Armageddon

I was a bit disappointed by the Fatality system, but then again I don't really care much about Fatalies, shockingly enough.

EvilDoresh My favorite part of that game actually WAS the story and making a character, But the story in that game was cool

Benthelooney. Lol

Life is about getting married.

comically large spoon

Play Advance Guardian Heroes (GBA) and you'll see probably the best example of why you don't.

Blu Dj Of why you don't what? Play games for story?

Archaic King​ yes

Blu Dj I don't think I could ever do that for every game. The first thing I check out when considering purchasing a game is what the plot is. I'm a very story-oriented person. And Mortal Kombat actually has a good story, so I don't think it's weird to go into the games in that franchise thinking about story. Heck, the last two games even had fully fleshed out story modes. That's why I even got MKX. I didn't play against others or online. I played the story mode and that was kinda it.

It more or less depends on the fighting game, as some like Virtua Fighter have no story.

10:10 for those who are wondering. 😉

Well... Now we are a trio (50% Gameplay/50 Story)

Points. Weirdos!!!!!!!!!!! Hides my mk 11

Nah; I'm sure Scorpion/Hanzo could always use the rope spear.

I think its the avgn review thats getting deja vu.

The AVGN did one and he failed in the same places

it might be the fact that he uses the Kirby dream course bg song and we are all lovelies

you should check out the longplay on retsupurae in which the player beats the game without dying. it's impressive.

Taco Man did an episode on this game

Could you recommend it to someone who hasn't played much (or any) Mortal Kombat games?

oh honestly this game was pretty much impossible to beat without the "infinite" lives code. And yea...to beat him omg it was so hard, you had to freeze him at the right moment, then go behind him and take his necklace I think....

I have played that and MY GOD

I have played that and it is MUCH worse. Controls are confusing, music is meh, It's too difficult (even more difficult than the PS1/N64), and it's shorter than the original

It's a bootleg. what did you expect.

Yeah but Subspace was good. #FuckWorldOfLight

Yeah but Subspace but with PM is better.

but with shity controls, give subspace emissary some credit, its combat was okay, and wasn't out of nowhere if you played melee

@@lordlouie3550 LOL nobody even mentioned world of light

@@kyokonull I just really dislike it. I wanted more emissary: Give the cutscenes with an actual plot to follow, and let me beat the shit out of a unique group of original enemies instead of slightly different and easily exploitable regular character fights to obtain JPEGS. At least the bit with master hand was cool.

TheRunaway Fiveguy I’m guessing he just cut ties with the site. Honestly that site is pretty sad and I don’t think a successful youtuber would want that association anymore.

Jeremy Seal his channel Is still linked on their site as one of the featured channels

It's strange. No one has the normal boots intro anymore yet they are all still linked on the site. No one used it so I'm guessing it got shut down. The site hasn't been updated since last year... EDIT:Nope, still up and Jared is still apart of it. Check their twitter.

He cheated on his wife

@@tchitchouan no he didn't watch his new video

To be fair, you have to put yourself in the mindset of completing it, you would still need a guide and it would still suck.