Sorry man.

You serious.

What an absolute legend!

Dude, bad luck.

With what you were given, the voice acting was actually not that bad? Apart from when Mikey dies, but hey, who knows what you were given. I commend you!

I would have called in that space gun from call of duty ghosts... But that works

throw it out the airlock

Not even the depths of the Pit disserve this .

silly commenter... you cant send hell to hell!

+singeplays No, but you can send a Ride To Hell

Genius

This is a piece of work

i dont think bruce lee would be proud though

@@DarkoBellic234 he would probably sue

Damn

While the whole video is gold, that part is easily the best.

And much longer with sending nudes.

It’s not the only thing he was sarcastic about

TheKingofIdiots proof? Oh yeah that’s right you don’t have any proof you fucking dumbass

Spagandhi and you weren’t sarcastic when you believed 2 idiots falsely accusing projared of being and infidele

***** Indeed

Even that scene is way more pleasant than the ones shown here in ride to hell.... I really wish I didn't know that

Also shows how ignorant those anti-game activists are. This game is far more insulting than Grand Theft Auto. They just like to complain about GTA because it's popular. Ride To Hell isn't even rated M! It's rated T! At least kids aren't allowed to buy GTA!

Actual sex in games still isn't common, but people have become somewhat desensitized to it thanks to games like Wolfenstein: The New Order, The Witcher series and the Mass Effect series. However, in those games, it's done in good taste and helps with both character and plot development. Ride to Hell is like a clothed sex fetish porno.

WH250398 Ride to Hell is M-rated since not only for the shitty and fully clothed dry humping sex scenes but it has a lot of blood and some minimal gore like shooting somebodies brains out, brutally beating down people with a knife and wrench, and strong language but the game is still shit no matter what.

No

+CrossHolder92 -- CUT--IT--OUT!

+CrossHolder92 holy sheets, your right

+Temmie HOI ITSH TEMMIE HEWAH! idk why I just wanted to get a good laugh at Undertale.

+CrossHolder92 you are not alone my freind

passengersplace The fact that you noticed that anachronism with the L-1011 is pretty cool.

This crazy nonsensical excuse for a video is such a pathetic joke that which abandoned airplanes are in the airplane graveyard is honestly the least of its woes.

Cumberland Ave. Knoxville Tn. It looks like a war zone cause of construction.

Try Michigan

Especially this year, Brandon.

GodOfThings true, that.

GodOfThings Shall I introduce you to New Jersey?

(Ribbit Ribbit)

exceptional

Heyyyy thats pretty good

This is a meaningless conversation

+SpaceHamster TIL Jeff loves seeing Jared suffer.

*Nickelodeon

+MirumExMachina Top 10 Dicks In Video Games (Uncensored)

+Crazy Luigi NI-NI-NI-NI-NI-NI-NI-Ni-NICKELODEON!!!

James Oliver big diference

+MirumExMachina It really is a big difference though

In America, yes. But only the teenage-young adult females do that. It's really only half.

Define “real.”

Like the other guy said they're women who actually wear that on a daily basis but sometimes they like to change things up and wear a t-shirt and a short skirt instead.

KinghtofZero00 Basically anything the opposite of modest.

They all look like they just got done with their shift at hooters

+ProJared Don't blame ya

RIGHT IN THE FRUIT!!!!

+ProJared DAS BOOOOOOOOOOT!

+ProJared Awwwww yeah, new ProJared...and it's for Ride to Hell?!?!!

Did you cut your hair? Or just restyle it? Well, either way, you're awesome, Jared! ^.^

xDDDDDDD

No it took ages to record the fighting ring segment because it was so hard

It was so he could master the different fighting techniques, learn his opponents' strategies, and use what he learned to spam kick them to death!

I think it was because of all the glitches killing him or making him reset or something like that

Cucklord Not anymore

All because Jared is too dumb to turn on the subtitles. He didn't know that, he also didn't know that you can kill the creature that Shinok transforms into before you go through the portal in Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub Zero.

@@ChaseMC215 I'm sure he knew, but he hates anything he can't beat, so he has a bad habit of lying to make the game seem worse than it is.

+PushingUpRoses Tell ya the truth. I did beat this game and I got over it. It only took 2 hours and 30 minutes to beat. Namely because of the broken gameplay.

+PushingUpRoses I can actually do that voice xD

Yo its pushing up roses. Looks like the coolest kid in schools.here

I actually feel ashamed that I like wearing what Jake wears. Not that it happened with me seeing RTH before wearing sleeveless maong jackets on top of tight shirts, believe me, that happened way before I saw the review done by AngryJoe. They could've done a lot more with this game, as an open-world RPG where you do play as a biker. But Deep Silver is known for rolling in the deep too much that they don't find any gold. Instead they come back up to the surface with an assload of shit

PushingUpRoses So this is if Akira got a new game at this time.... I would like it if it were a well executed RPG, side scroller like the cancelled one, or directed by Telltale. If not, then fan games...... If not read the mangas or watch the movie.

JoComeau696 LOL. He's a man not a god comrade!!!

Anirudh Viswanathan Lol!

Godzilla is destroying the generators. The Generator is losing power. Godzilla is destroying the generators. The Generator is losing power.

JoComeau696 That's what my dick tends to do when I see a hot chick and try to hide my boner.

JoComeau696 dat looks good

iz funi cuz he just kicks

The game was made under construction, like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5!

With a game this bad, wouldn't you?

Boy, I am laughing my ass off :D

LIAR!!!111

+Sly Rocko (Ascetic) Didn't the Best Friends beat this game AND the DLC?

+Adresadini it involves the evil bikers stealing a nuke from the US military. I'm not joking

You're LYING

+TheQwertzor oh

The Demonic Horseman Comparing Symphony of the Night’s VA to Ride to Hell’s VA is an insult to Symphony of the Night

@Zane Heaston Symphony of the Night is an awesome game, but the voice acting is atrocious.

@@TheDemonicHorseman but funny atrocious

YOU’RE THE DEVIIIIIL!

at least SotN's voice acting was entertaining

HERE HERE !

SMEG STAR U mean honestly, iv never played anything like it. The romances and storyline are truly one of a kind. And the controls? Your life will never be the same.

Daniel Skybin The struggle is real. How this game failed to win game of the year is truly mind boggling.

Yeah man, women do prostitution to feel loved....that's so complex! Jared is so ignorant :/

Sonic '06 is has an amazing storyline that people seem to hate for some reason. It also has the most amazing controls in a Sonic game. People don't understand.

Ace Fenton yeah he was really sarcastic

+sahir kabir *THUD

Literally crying from laughing so hard and long.

Ace Fenton dude that was so fucking funny lol

+Ace Fenton What about "Was it good for you?"

Archangel_Omega MURDERED GUY'S GIRLFRIEND!!

I’M ACTING!!!

Tara Grey (maybe)

Tommy Wiseau would be proud of that line.

10/10 best profile picture.

Bruh, stay cool

+Talos Stormcrown Are you talking to me?

Brandon Smith Either you or me. It wouldn't be the first time someones made a reference to jontron after I comment.

I was dead thorough the entire fight section.

Waaaay to funny!

He rode to hell, got retribution and rode back onto his road in the heavens next to other angels like Brutal moose, Space hamster, and PBG.

YOU'RE LYING!

Congrats, your willpower lasted a hell of a lot longer than most sane individuals could tolerate

LIAR

Just like in real life! No wait...

This game is insulting to everyone.

This game is insulting to everyone. In fact, this game is so insulting that even people that don't have a clue if what it is are insulted by it.

+Mc Jaret of*

+Chocly Nolo Well, the game is devoid of common sense.

Rip in pepperonis

and th e dlc

+Tomzar tac they made a dlc...?

yep, you get to stop the nukes.

That they did.

ouchies im sorry

YOU'RE LYING!

You need a shoulder to cry on...

*slides a copy of Tales of Symphonia across a conveniently placed table* Would this help?

+LordDinosaur Zestiria is better

Ring*

+Jackson Headley Brought me to ears :P

+Andy Compston ears?

Jared's sarcasm level 999

Your emojis are cancer

That's 400 too many.

*insert Jake's yell*

It's past 400 now OH GOD

+Kenji Asakura Aaahhh.

So was it good for them?

Mario fan28 imagine James's rage

Its like the game was programmed by a fucking spitball! I mean, were they sniffing the fumes from a motercycle.

Shawn Pollard Yeah!

Sargent Joe It would be intense, and he'd probably say ''What kind of f##ked up game is this!!??''

"This came out in 2013!? "How is this still happening, it should be illegal by now!"

and a lumberjack came

That's not what he said.

Brian Kay I beat this game with a hammer

Dude….it’s the strategy as old as time…. WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THIS?!

+kenterminatedbygoogle Good for you.

Nah.

Eh.

Everything is better than that spoiled entitled brat.

+kenterminatedbygoogle This was funny. Angry Joe's was funnier. And he also made good points.The haters can just "fly off to the right and explode!"

did he really tho?

@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash Yes. Well if you want to think that he didn't then you're free to do so.

@@Chad_Eldridge Retribution is pretty much just the paying back of what is owed, and in this case Jared got his retribution FROM his accusor by turning his situation around and making them look like the villain instead of himself.

Bostaffninja88 That's probably from the discomfort!

That you Yahtzee?

+CreepsMcPasta I forgot to mention as well, that tag comes after the tag "women"

I did not expect to see you in this comment section at all!

Where did that comment go?

Can you even access the tags anymore?

Ooooh I finally found a comment like this

YOU'RE LYING

Ain't nobody got time for that

Does Jack Canwave die?

hi, i actually got the 3rd farthest in this game

Who would beat it?

Jared that's right

+Senketsu Kiryuin two best friends did

+Senketsu Kiryuin I beat it. All the time.

YOU'RE LYING

The President please tell me you're kidding

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_No._9 I wish

They also published Metro Last Light. They aren't bad all the time...

they also made the metro series,talk about a step up.

That game wasn't that bad.

masochism.

+The Hug Box This is so badly animated I can't be offended. I was laughing too hard to be insulted.

Too late, ProJared already thought that when he talked about this in his Worst of 2013 list.

thank you for putting that horrifying image in my head.

The _Normal_ Boot.

@@goompo I see what you did there.

They have already disappeared. I wonder if the commenters deleted it themselves or Jared wiped them out.

.......... Heeeeeehh! :3@@goompo

More like the force

You mean ESP, no Someone don't know programming

Minrod Vils PK WAVEFOOT

Jake paul

CHICKEN TENDERS!!!!!!!!!

lmao 😈

Why ARE you defending this game? O.o

+DoctorLazers because Jared should consider cont in his criticism even if he's reviewing something awful he should be held to his normal review standard and acknowledge the context of the game's setting? choosing to ignore context is lazy at best disingenuous at worst.

Probably a natural reaction for us to find something either good or reasonable.

@Suteko Super old but I'm making my way through Jareds Reviews again- Biker Culture was and still is sexist as hell, especially white biker culture. Funny enough I would say the sexism is the least offensive thing about the world building based on that. Jake's attitude is still garbage, but it's accurate gabage.

everything's all right.

+BRANDON JENSEN Because theres man's that just want to see the world burning

I'm guessing with more of the same crap as the main game except you have to pay more to play it.

Some me just want to watch the world burn

pfffffbahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! xD

Spyrelle Phea I looked it up, there is DLC.

YOU"RE LYING

u bish ima mlg at dis

YOURE LYING

YOU'RE LYING

Is your profile pic Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

NO HE DIDN't! NO ONE CAN! HE'S LYING!

YOU LIE!!

It got so complex I had to stop eating snacks while spamming one button. I spammed two.

He's lying.

Jacob Willis | Also, Yahtzee talked about the plot points from the finale.

Jacob Willis yup he spend 21 hours in it to find something good about it

Maybe, and look how much damage that did!

YOU'RE LYING!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They actually made DLC for this crap?

+Mark Hirsch A guy working with the bikers find and steal a "nuke" from an abandoned army base, and Jake gets roped into helping so the higher-ups don't find out that Tyrell has been selling government property on the black market. It ends with the detonation of an "atomic bomb" about half a mile off the California coastline. And this is considered a happy ending. I couldn't make this shit up if I _tried._

ToastyMozart wow

***** To quote JonTron: "I am sad that I lack the _talent_ to make this shit up."

GTA and Arkham make sense, but what part of this is trying to be the witcher?

@@fuzzyapplepie6940 having a lead with long hair and brooding personality

Drake of 99 rides to hell Dragobution

Seto Kaiba That's a really funny way of putting it. I guess both are equally terrible.

Jigsaw B You as Jigsaw should force the people to clearing both in one of your torture games

Seto Kaiba That and listen to Navi at the same time.

Jigsaw B Haha, I actually just watched that.

FINISH IIIIIT

That's what I said, Cept I just said Matt and pat

This has DLC!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

+Shaun Gibson yea. It involves nukes

Shaun Gibson Yeah, an army guy wants to nuke the game world, can't blame him.

Bruda Ezeekiel I can't blame him either.

Can confirm. Somehow watched that playthrough twice without losing all will to live.

+FloSo Antonibro I won't lie, you comment was cool

+FloSo Antonibro NOSE.

+Rhymoth massagenistic?

Rhymoth what?

Rhymoth Just to be clear, it's spelt "misogyny" and it's defined as "dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women." I don't know where you got your definition, but please back it up when talking about such things.

...ride to hell:retribution?

Tom Scheve oh

+CurriePlays it's inside information don't tell anyone ok?

+Gangstermixter so you're from india ;)

+Tom Scheve I was actually making a reference to Currieplays showing up on every channel ever but yeah, I'm from India lol

+LuriTV Shockingly, he doesn't.

she's not into dry humping apparently.

You'll have to buy the dlc for that Lol

I am shocked

+LuriTV But was it good for you?

BackwardsSpy YOU'RE LYING

+BackwardsSpy i know this was 10 months ago, but your profile picture matches your comment very well

ARE LYING YOU!

YOU HAVE MADE AN INTENTIONALLY FALSE STATEMENT *W H A T Y O U S A I D W A S D E L I B E R A T E L Y N O T A C C O R D I N G W I T H T R U T H O R F A C T S*

+Kyo Sunbringer Same.